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>30
>junior CGO of a seed funded Blockchain startup
>$200k salary plus equity
>White wife
>7mo baby
>Only $250k net worth including my home equity

I'm so fucking depressed anons. Please tell me I won't be this poor forever. I tell my wife "we are so poor" and she rolls her eyes at me.

I hate being a slave so much.

>> No.50792988

weak demoralization thread. saged

>> No.50792995

oh and btw your net worth is negative if you don't fully own your home you faggot

>> No.50793001
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>>50792988
But I am actually demoralized anon.

Any frens around ?

I am not a kike or a NIGGER

>> No.50793009

>>50792981
SEXO

>> No.50793012

>>50792981
>CGO
The fuck is a CGO?

>> No.50793019

>>50792995
I already have that in my math faggot

>> No.50793024

>>50793012
Chief Gay Officer

>> No.50793037
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>>50793012
Chief growth officer

Kind of a new version of CMO but you also help with product and sales.

>> No.50793055

>>50792981
If you live in California or New York you're just below average. Anywhere else, pretty well off.

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I'm so fucking depressed

>> No.50793070

>>50793055
Austin TX so basically avg.

I know a guy who sells Vyvanse to doctors and clears a quarter mill a year

Meanwhile I try so hard and can barely feed the village and grow capital

>> No.50793170

>>50793070
i truly hope this ponzi scam shit goes to $0 just so faggots like you go homeless GET A REAL JOB NIGGERS DO MORE FOR THIS COUNTRY THAN YOU DO

>> No.50793183

>>50793170
>NIGGERS DO MORE FOR THIS COUNTRY THAN YOU DO
Calm down there, bucko.

>> No.50793227

>>50792981
That white bitch actually has a black boyfriend?

>> No.50793240
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No frens so I have to bumpy self

>> No.50793243

>>50792981
>be you
>obese permavirgin /biz/-tard
>never been kissed or hugged by non relative female
>obsessed with belle delphine
>jerk micropenis to her onlyfans every hour
>now see your chance
>you liquidate all your holdings to buy monero
>get date with belle
>she comes to your hotel room
>when she sees you in person she's immediately repulsed
>has to repress her gag reflex due to your smell (why don't you bathe?)
>you tell her you want to watch her shower
>she bows her head in shame and agrees
>as she undresses you take off your robe
>she turns at the sight of you to hide her tears
>"that's right show me your ass" you say completely clueless to the situation
>she stands in the shower with her face buried in her hands audibly sobbing as you jerk your two inch wiener
>"oh my god he's going to try to fuck me" she thinks"
>if you were anywhere close to human she'd do it but this is too much
>she spots the smallish bathtub and concocts a plan
>she turns and smiles at you
>"get in the tub sexy" she coos
>you fear your 600 pound frame won't fit but you obey without question
>just as you feared there is no way you can get in the tub you begin to cry
>"it's ok baby I'll help you" she purrs and begins pushing down in the tub
>you're in such rapture that girl is actually touching you you don't notice she's basically punching you with full force to wedge you in
>it's done you're stuck
>you can't move
>you're helpless
>you begin flailing about like a newborn elephant
>"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help I'm stuck help me waifu"
>she giggles "bet you'll never forget this"
>she grabs her things and leaves
>eventually your flailing frees your subhuman body from it's porcelain prison
>you throw yourself on the floor uncontrollably sobbing for hours

Hope you guys have fun! LMAO

>> No.50793252

>>50793170
The company I work for doesn't have a token or nft it's a SaaS you niggerlover

Imagine thinking Blockchain itself is a ponzi.

Fucking retard!

>> No.50793277

>>50793227
no they did a photo shoot to advertise that anyone can fuck her for the low price of 100k, which he may have done himself
you can also pay through monero which makes it crypto related

>> No.50793304

>>50793227
>he doesn’t know

Anon, I….

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>>50793243
>eventually get free

>> No.50793486

>>50792981
>>50793001
>>50793019
>>50793037
>>50793057
>>50793070
>>50793240
>>50793252
kys, problem solved

>> No.50793503

>>50792981
Bruh twomad fucked belle, Jesus Christ props on that nigga desu.