/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50792640
ms mommy please let me sex just once please I just want to know what it feels like

I'm a 32 year old virgin

>>50792640
that line is legit. batting 1000 on it

sex is overrated. only thing worth living for is tobacco and vodka

>>50792730
the op, the first poster, but especially you: hire a hooker already ffs

>>50792764
It's illegal in the US and soon in EU too. They want the average male incel and paying taxes.

>>50792730
based wizard

>>50792640
I miss this lil nigga like you would not believe.

>>50792640
I've seen females claim this works, guess it does if you're good looking

>>50792640
>posts dude who's second biggest claim to fame is getting his ass blown out by his husband

>>50792891
> lil

>>50792839
they want to destroy civilization

>>50792839
>incel

A female friend cut me off for calling myself an incel and using the term "Stacy" am I gmi?

>>50792763

>>50792839
Yes but they would prefer you to be gay and or taking hormones with your dick chopped off

>>50792640
>be you
>obese permavirgin /biz/-tard
>never been kissed or hugged by non relative female
>obsessed with belle delphine
>jerk micropenis to her onlyfans every hour
>now see your chance
>you liquidate all your holdings to buy monero
>get date with belle
>she comes to your hotel room
>when she sees you in person she's immediately repulsed
>has to repress her gag reflex due to your smell (why don't you bathe?)
>you tell her you want to watch her shower
>she bows her head in shame and agrees
>as she undresses you take off your robe
>she turns at the sight of you to hide her tears
>"that's right show me your ass" you say completely clueless to the situation
>she stands in the shower with her face buried in her hands audibly sobbing as you jerk your two inch wiener
>"oh my god he's going to try to fuck me" she thinks"
>if you were anywhere close to human she'd do it but this is too much
>she spots the smallish bathtub and concocts a plan
>she turns and smiles at you
>"get in the tub sexy" she coos
>you fear your 600 pound frame won't fit but you obey without question
>just as you feared there is no way you can get in the tub you begin to cry
>"it's ok baby I'll help you" she purrs and begins pushing down in the tub
>you're in such rapture that girl is actually touching you you don't notice she's basically punching you with full force to wedge you in
>it's done you're stuck
>you can't move
>you're helpless
>you begin flailing about like a newborn elephant
>"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help I'm stuck help me waifu"
>she giggles "bet you'll never forget this"
>she grabs her things and leaves
>eventually your flailing frees your subhuman body from it's porcelain prison
>you throw yourself on the floor uncontrollably sobbing for hours

Hope you guys have fun! LMAO

>>50792640
I look like this and say this

>>50792640
sir this is a board about finance on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>50793042
Bruh that's literally fucking cringe, even if you are an incel publicly identifying yourself with a loser brand is fucking pathetic, it screams of beta energy. Just hide it like the rest of us, normies are just NPC the calmer and boring you are the are the better off you're gonna be not giving a shit about them and them not giving a shit about you.

>>50793566
ya makes sense, the more I drink the more beta I become and I was drunk off my ass but you're still making a valid point

>>50793042
>female friend
>calling myself an incel
>using the term "Stacy"
>am I gmi?
Never.

>>50792660
I know a blond milf with a big ass i fuck every now and then.