/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50791501
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,191.546B, 101P = 21.698B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,194.927B, 97P = 22.628B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Is this the week lads? I don't know how many 1 more days I have left in me

sneed hedgies

This is amazing. I love comfy weekend dreamcast threads. WAGMI

I’m back
Did you baggies miss me?

>>50791560
>>50790246
>>50791535

Let me know if this makes sense:
>Since DRS is below 100%, that would mean there are still real shares not yet in CS
>If there are still real shares out there, they must be with some brokers
>If brokers are able to DRS it means they have real shares to send to CS
>So therefore not all broker shares can be synthetic
As far as I know, DRS shares isn't poofing a synthetic into a real share. A real share is accounted for and then delivered to the CS account.

>>50791560
I have literally only 95 days left to live unless we WAGMI because after that I will shoot myself

>>50791584
Indeed

>>50791593
At least wait for the remainder of the year. Hell at least wait until after Jan 2023, because I believe that's when RC's BBBY calls are for.

To anyone who plans on having a home gym post MOASS, also plan on getting an ice bath and a sauna installed in your home too. Also look into following Wim Hof (aka the ice man). I really can't wait to start utilizing his techniques to become a more disciplined man.

>>50791593
>Killing yourself mere feet from the finish line
Give it a year or two tops, if we're not there I'll be there to help you pull the trigger.

basically we're starting the squeeze monday, it's gonna go parabolic.

Ryan Cohen has no birthday

>>50791615
I'd believe you but your ID is "u suck".

>>50791593
what happens in 95 days?
how about you stop acting like a little bitch in 95 days

>>50791630
That's because he's an interdimensional time traveling space deity or something

>>50791591
Correct. If it worked any other way that would imply somebody other than the issuing company (GameStop) created new shares. If that’s possible, then Kennoid never really needs to close because he could just mint shares to cover his position

>>50791402
I'd chalk that up more to Fidelity being the most commonly used retail broker after RH shit the bed, since people all flocked to what seemed the most "reliable" one, (and they also didn't turn off any buttons in the sneeze).
It may be some kind of organized FUD, but to me it seems just as likely that Fidelity is just the most popular American broker for GME bagchads thus you'll see them mentioned the most.

>>50791630
Ryan cohen doesn't exist lol.

ATTENTION ALL:
IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN THIS WEEK.
IRRESPECTIVE OF THIS INFORMATION, EXPECT EXTREME ENTERTAINMENT.
THAT IS ALL.

BBBY will end the week up over 100%. Gamestop baggies will be lucky to see 3%

>>50791678
He’s cgi like adam lanza? Is DFV real?

>>50791682
Cool then I can buy more GME with my BBBY rips

>>50791501
Virtual On is a great niche game, tons of fun! Like a precursor to Custom Robo

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Samefag Fomo Bag Pushers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50791678
>Ryan Cohen is a rogue AI hellbent on correcting the flaws in the financial world

>>50791686
Look at a pic of sfv and you tell me if he's real. He is the most lazily put together ai generated cgi model I've seen outside of an alibaba tank top model.

>>50791645
it doesn't mean me. i'm telling that to hedgies.

lemme see what we got erre lads, ID and digits - this week in GME

>>50791725
Street Fighter V fucking sucks

holy fucking kek! sunday night baggies!

>>50791681
That one's quite vintage now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmfpY9sTAw
could you even begin to possibly imagine the emotions that will come out of you once we are rocketing pass 500K onwards to millions +
I would FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE
I SHIT

Hey that creepy sonic guy named Chris from 4chan has a felony grand jury hearing tomorrow that will be televised on Virginia Publix access tomorrow

>>50791749
ok then

its happening on monday too

>>50791725
The backstory is lazy too. He’s a high school track star turned investor. Comes out of nowhere with the biggest play ever. Has hours of bullshit just streaming most awards on Reddit. It all just way too perfect

>>50791778
Chris is /ourtranny/

>>50791769
I know, I made it

>>50791772
I know we like to say WAGSO as a joke and such, but I genuinely think I might actually shit my pants. I'll probably pass out too.

>>50791778
Oh shit, they’re actually charging him with a felony? Troons eternally btfo if true

>>50791802
And it's great.
>That was my post number.

Good to see you, fren.

>>50791813
He raped his own mom.

I have a high pressure inside my cranium that I know is going to immediately dissipate when I finally see that number.. that number that finally sets me free and lets me start living and seeing the world

This is my final play. It ends with either me killing myself or gaining financial independence. There is no other option.

>>50791789
There's no way the DFV isn't a plant. He had to have had some insider knowledge. Nobody just stumbles on this sort of thing with complete accuracy. Plus pre 2021 GameStop was fucking dead in the water.

>>50791645
It's you U SICK!

>>50791817
You too fren, WAGMI

>>50791778
i have a feeling tomorrow might be a weird day in regards to timeline evolvement.

>>50791818
I know that, but I thought Virginia has some weird incest laws that basically say
>mother-son = felony
>mother-daughter = misdemeanor
Picking the first option shows that “I identify as X” does not have any legal basis, double damage if chrischan bothered to fill out the paperwork to actually change anything

>>50791813
>>50791818
The grand jury will be presented with the evidence and see if it is worthy of a felony

They will definitely charge

>>50791873
oh kek

>>50791861
Considering that we are now in the even more absurd clown timeline, wacky shenanigans are always to be expected.

>>50791873
>somebody is legally forced to solve this problem

Frens, what cool things are you going to buy first with your near infinite amount of money post-moass?

Personally, I am going to buy a castle and a giant bed that fits all of my 10 new wives

The hedgie has wrought the instruments of his own demise, fear not for his future as he has none

>>50791912
>buy mansion
>hire a group of sexy live in maids

>>50791778
why corrupt the sanctity of this thread with that nonsense?

>>50791901
Amazing, isn’t it? Thank you based CERN for moving us back to the good timeline

>>50791936
>sexy

Not if you want a clone

>>50791818
RC did this?

Post MOASS i will finally be a woman

>>50791831
Honestly this is one of the most comforting thoughts to me. That Illuminati are just using us as pawns in this, but we will be beyond rich

>>50791970
There are some things that money just can't buy

Can't beleive the last week we've had.
PM in just a few more hours.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BECOME EVERYTHING I HATE, BROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt3gAfcF4bM

Good luck, everyone!

>>50791980
>mfw PM pump, dump on open, then crab the rest of the day

>>50791936
>this just in
>gamestop billionaire in hot water
>there are sexual assault allegations from each of his live-in maids
>apparently, right after the squeeze, the man--
>Sorry, breaking news
>our TV station has just been purchased by a gamestop billionaire and I have been fired

Its this week. Source: I made it up

I kind of fucking hate sunday nights. Just waiting, nothing new just watching the clock tick down and thinking about having to work tomorrow.

>>50791711
That's a man.

>>50792005
kek but seriously the maids will be very well compensated so they should have no reason to complain

>>50791994
I already hate myself

>>50791311
Ask me what I'm going to do to a certain number of tummies post-MOASS, Anonymous

>>50792023
You’re not watching futures? China and Japan open soon too

They may not mean anything but it’s something

>>50791831
>Deep Fucking Throat.

>>50792026
By "very well" I hope you mean at least under $25/hour

>>50792039
post MOASS I'm going to make so many tight tummy tomboys gain at least 60lb

>>50791898
Uh the court date and time is tomorrow Monday 9:30am EST market open time.................................................
Wow

>>50792060
>tight tummy tomboys
I'm almost out of energy. I'm barely hanging on.

>>50792060
>tummy tomboys gain
There's so much work to do.

>>50792048
it was exciting early on, when evergrande was breaking and other shit was going on.. now its kind of ... meh. Just waiting. Not selling until unimaginable fucking numbers but still... just bored watching static numbers on sunday night

>>50792068
Oh shit…

>>50791936
>>50792005
Yeah, just don't go full R. Kelly and you should be fine.

>>50792068
I swear to god if fucking CWC fucks up MOASS with the goddamn dimensional merge I am going to be livid.

>>50792060
>gain tomboys
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a PEPSI
And keep it company

That's the real thing.

>>50792121
It's probably a signal like triple biden covid overtime

I'm going to kill myself the day after MOASS.

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THESE DIGITS, I CALL FORTH THE MEME MAGICKS TO STRENTHEN MY FRENS TO HODL TILL THE END

WAGMI
WAGMI
WAGMI

That doesn't mean you can keep me alive forever by dragging things out.

>>50792159
Don't wait. Do it today.

I'm seeing a lot of pro-Fidelity posts which are clearly being written to fud DRS, don't forget last year Fidelity created 11,000,000 shares to borrow out of thin air and they were used to tank the price of GME at a critical moment before they got called out and said it was a mistake.


DRS your shares if you haven't already.

>>50792191
I'm too tired.

>>50792140
>Hedgies have been planning the Chris Chan market crash for more than a year

>>50792198
>Fidelity makes a mistake
>AAAAAAAAAAA CRIMINALS THEY'RE TRYING TO BAMBOOZLE US DON'T TRUST THEM AAAAAAAAAA
>Computershare makes a mistake
>It's okay, we know you didn't mean it we trust you accidents happen

>>50792212

>>50792212
chris chan needs us to moass to save him

>50792226
>IT WAS ONLY MISTAKE SER!!!
>DO NOT REDEEM THE DRS SER!!!!

>>50792256
Chris chan saved by investors of the company she peppersprayed just 10 years ago.

How ironic...

>>50792068
>listed as male
I guess the decision has been made already. The fire rises
>>50792121
Anon, the actual cause of the dimensional merge is a bunch of asocial frog posters suddenly having a shitpost budget of a small nation’s GDP (each) and nobody to stop them

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>50792226
>the creation of fake shares is of the same caliber as a social media account posting bad info and then correcting it

>>50792121
I believe cwc will make it so the moass goes to infinity forever .....

>>50792212
The merge is unironically real and it's a gigantic cross-media conspiracy so ridiculous that anybody who uncovers it immediately realises they can never talk about it, but when the truth comes out it's going to be retarded on a global scale, and we're all going to turn to one another and realise everybody knew about it all along and just refused to admit it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNR4PHyvXeQ

You feel it too, don't you anon

>>50791912
Honestly, at first my life wouldn't change that much. My first purchases would just be small stuff. I'd get someone to clean my apartment because I haste doing that. I really love my apartment because it's in the highest floor of a 12 story building overseeing a small residential area. Maybe get new flooring and a new kitchen. I might buy the whole building and kick out all the bottom feeder that I dislike.

>>50791612
Have you done his breathing technique?
Shit is cash for meditation.

>>50791612
Just don't overdo it, really. Sauna and ice bath together can be amazing, but you need half a year to safely reach the temperatures depending on your age and constitution.

>>50792347
It's a fantastic way to gather a bunch of energy and motivation that you absolutely cannot use because you're a slave and doing anything remotely constructive for yourself is completely impossible.

>>50792212
>>50792328
I find it crazy that today of all days my mom unraped and unsexed after me talking about it to her for the past 18 months finally decided to buy GME 1000$ worth so I made a CSGO account for her and did a direct buy
Now I'm not even sure the buy will go through the moass is fucking Monday
Rapist ass CWC Monday 9:30am

>>50792315
You too, comfy poster.

Why is it this Monday and Tuesday or next monday

>>50792389
....Are you feeling okay, anon?

>>50792415
Wednesday is 7/41

>>50792415
CWC raped his mother and is causing the merge tomorrow at 9:30am Monday EST

>wim hof

holy goop labs gwenneth paltrow shit

when moass hits im going to do extensive yoni exploration

>>50792299
>92299
Nice full house there, anon. Nice prediction, too.
Very interesting.
What's the most chaos-inducing thing you have planned for your fat apocalypse stacks?

ready for PM

>>50792462
It wasn’t rape it was spirit bonding
We aren’t allowed to moass until he is released back into the public
I’m willing it to be true

>>50792462
sir your post gave me a stiffy

KEK BAGGIES KEK BAGGIES
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!!

But just in case you delusional faggots end up being right, I bought a mid XX stack of GME shares. It isn't a lot of money for me since I have a job. How does it feel, knowing that if you make it, I'm going to make it right alongside you jackasses? WAGMI

>>50792525
proud of you man

>>50792525
It makes me feel good knowing you have at least XX knowing you’re not a retard

>>50792525
>you'll make it for sure and i bought some shares too baggies! take that!
the current state of shill FUD

>>50792415
don't question it.

>>50792479
>t. has never done the breathing in conjunction with cold showers

timeline branch tomorrow morning. Be ready.

>>50792451
No~~

>>50792534
>>50792544
>>50792548
Yes, SEETHE at the thought of meltdowner shills making millions of dollars after years of fudding your investment!!! See you on the mooN!!

If CWC activates the CERN machine does that complete the dimensional merge?
If it happens on a Wednesday does that mean sonichu and rosechu become real?

we will be there >>50792574

This week I am 5 years cancer free, I sure hope this is the week. That said, keep an eye on your balls anons.

>>50792563
She's kinda cute
Wish you the best anon, you'll need much mental fortitude to navigate MOASS and life after it

>>50792574
welcome on board buddy!
WAGMI

>>50792583
I literally do not care at all and I wish you weren’t cancer free so I wouldn’t have to read this stupid fucking post

>>50792583
good to hear fren
cradle your balls every night
and appreciate the little things in life
YGMI

>>50792574
no one is seething your the retard

>>50792583
+1

ill do some explorations into my balls later i promise

81 minutes until Tokyo market open!

>>50792583
should I be jacking it? on semen retention right now. I'll have to do some prostrate massages as well

>>50792600
>>50792601
The duality of man

>>50792615

>>50792511
>PM
>Pump Master

>>50792584
Thanks anon, but you have the wrong idea.
I have been remade as a machine that exists only for revenge. My anguish is only due to my chains. When I am free all will share in my carnival of blood, and everybody will appreciate it.

>>50792653
bro is that you

i love these man

>>50792674
This image always gets me.

>>50792652
That's a very handsome man

Is he one of gamestop's newest employees?

I love her so fucking much, bros. wagmi

on a scale of 1 to following SPY tomorrow, how likely?

>>50792702
Based Madoka Bro

>>50792674

>>50792702
Pedophile

>>50792756
>moeposters

>>50792462
Is he his own father like John Conner or Fry?

someone updated this for me

disgusting

>>50792706
movements will be similar, but gme will go much higher as they try to quell the inevitable bbby clusterfuck and focus their efforts there

>>50792694
No, she works for me (indirectly).

I have a lot of angst about being attracted to her, but it's really not her fault. I wish I could just relax and enjoy my penis filling with blood.

Juffo-Wup is the hot light in the darkness. All else is unfulfilled Void. The source of Juffo-Wup is at 629.1, 220.8.

If BBBY squeezes, so many people will into GME because RC holds both. WAGMI

this thread energy is going to fuel an amazing pump showing by our (TOP MEN) pump techs and magistrates.

no o's

just green

2% every day for the rest of my life

im ready

>>50792389
Oh wow. A blue eyed asian. Very cool. I would breed if she were sturdier with a bigger ass

>>50792583
It's good to know there's another cancer nut free anon here. We obviously made it to be witnesses to the greatest wealth transfer ever.

>>50791501
fear is the mind killer baby, sneed hedgies

im all in amc and im already x2 oh yeah boi

>>50791994
my god i fapped to this cartoon so much when i was 12. kek.

>>50792974
Modern movies are terrible. Anime is better

>>50792756
And?

>>50792996
NGMI

I'm making cinnamon rolls

>>50792574
literally nobody will seethe because of this
welcome aboard

>>50793004
Madoka isn't real and her anime is incredibly overrated.
However, she "died" a virgin. Please do your part to stop this happening again.

I wonder if mass media will play it off brush it off as a glitch and I can just say yeah it'd a glitch heh heh I lost everything
Catch y'all fgts laterz

>>50792756
Election tourist

>>50792996
The world would be a better place without pedophiles such as yourself
Consider rope

comfy, patiently waiting for moass not even checking the charts unless I get baited by fake ooooos

>>50793069
Based. Only Thad will be spared the pedo rope day.

one of these weekends will be the last weekend we'll be poor. hopefully this is the one. goodnight frens, WAGMI.

So baggies. Now that you know you can't do anything about the DTCC... whats the new cope?
inb4: NFT dividend

just fucking kek

>>50793111
Right back atcha digits
After moass I will create an anti pedophile vigilante task force
We will carve “PEDO” in their foreheads

>>50792872
her name?

another sunday night... how many has it been....

>>50793189
We'll buy SIGA

>>50793203
105,175 since Christ was born
And 45 since I’ve been born again

BBBYBROS WE'RE GONNA GET A HEAD START ON WAGMIING

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

>miss AMC
>miss SIGA
>miss BBBY
>Still down on gme

>>50793268

>>50793268
checkem

its time

https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/wijcgy/an_analysis_of_bbbys_price_action_friday_852022/
https://www.reveddit.com/v/wallstreetbets/comments/wihb4o/you_need_to_be_keeping_an_eye_on_bbby_amc_and_gme/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wifzyc/bbby_dd_and_discussion_we_have_set_off_the/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wicxy0/bbby_charts_looking_nice_if_we_can_surpass_that_9/

>>50793290
>Apple reports iPhone delay
>CWC has Grand Jury court hearing
>Same time as market open
>Futures already red

I am thinking WAGMI

>>50793271
Kek
Not too late to get in BBBY
But these GME price movements mean basically nothing when you consider where we're heade

>>50793313
probably means dump spy to dump gme

>>50792837
Holy kek

>>50793290
I was in jail with a pedophile just like Chris Chan. He was also working on a comic in jail. It looked like absolute shit

>>50793358
Well tomorrow we get to see him get charged with a felony

>>50793358
What were his initials

madokaGME bros.. tomorrow is going to be bloody violent. benchode will squeese.

I met a AMC once. Once.

i'd like everyones schizo opinion on if we need (1) one or (2) more confirmations to know

or if you already think that was done last week

thanks

(i need 1 more confirmation next week personally)

>>50793358
>Chris Chan
>Chris
It's Christine you non-dimensional merging bigot.

>>50793388
each positive test means they are allowed to close one (1) short position

I find it crazy that today of all days my mom unraped and unsexed after me talking about it to her for the past 18 months finally decided to buy GME 1000$ worth so I made a CSGO account for her and did a direct buy
Now I'm not even sure the buy will go through the moass is fucking Monday
Rapist ass CWC Monday 9:30am

>>50793388
ebros...

the hedge fund rookie larper said they would try to get the money for all this out of china. Hong Kong is down 1% but if this is going to happen then we need numbers much larger than that.

>>>/pol/390159143
Post moass im gonna save him bros

>>50793481
this can't be real

>>50793481
>at market open
is this being televised or streamed anywhere?

>>50793388
Hello, E!

>>50793189
>you know you can't do anything about the DTCC
wrong

>>50793373
>>50793493
For it is written that she will carry us towards moass. Madokami bless. wagmi

>>50791501
What game is this from?

>>50793558
I swear you 12 yo dumb shits are ngmi. op almost always puts the name of the game in the title

>>50791682
Happy I’m financially capable of buying more than one stock. Can’t wait to put all my BBBY profits into GameStop. Thank you based Cohen, my child will be a gamer and my wife will be a wine mom because of you.

We better moon tomorrow because thats when Kenny told me it would bros

>>50793371
J.E

Uh my mom is going to visit my brother in Virginia
Ruckersvillie tomorrow.....
And my mom asked me to put in an order for her on CSGO for the first time ever for 1000$ worth of GME.....
I'm fucking scared it's tomorrow isn't it
I'm in NYC
This is it isn't it........... Holy fuck

>>50793655
Pack your bags Mom, you're going to infinity.

WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI
OMFG WAGMI
You feel it don't you?

Anyone else watching Primal? I hope this show goes enough seasons that aliens show up, but it will probably happen sooner than later

>>50793493
No better way to distract the internet from FOMOing into the rapidly climbing GME until they're price out than sentencing a famous cringelord.

who are you guys planning on using for wealth management after MOASS?

>>50793290
I've been waiting to use this.

>>50793740
Myself.

>>50793752
The internet did this to him. He’s a victim

>>50793740
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fudelity cash manganese accounts 2.5 cash back on debit card use lemme get that like 20 million dollar house... heres my debit card its got the nfc nft shit on it just tap lol

and idk some gey ass Bank of america student account

>>50793740
Myself, with advice from schizos on the internet.

>>50793740
Myself, I have now become a master investor, immune to FUD, with an impeccable understanding of tax evasion and macroeconomics

>>50793740
>paying a jew to move my shekels around
no thanks

>>50793268
>BTC will drop under $30,000
So you're saying it's already begun?

>>50793761
>>50793759
>>50793754
>>50793770

I'm worried I'll mess it all up. From a poorbie multimillionaire is scary

>>50793785
just buy land

>>50793785
I have no idea what the fuck I am doing man I just wanted not to ever wage have a shitbox economy to drive in and a shitty shitty one bedroom house and maybe idk get uber eats once in a bluemoon or actually cook

do they see the fuck tards they are dealing with ???

and yeah if the cwc thing sets this off
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>50793801

I dont know, I'm not really interested in land or real estate as I don't really want to manage assets like that. I'm really just wanting someone to manage a portfolio that generates passive income to me

>>50793804
somebody should really buy cwc a share just in case
just imagine a timeline where he has unlimited money
he could build a medallion factory in mexico out of crayola model magic

>>50793828

and manage my taxes, will, trusts...all that good stuff. This will be my bloodline's first shot at generational wealth in human history so I really don't want to mess it up

>>50793831
does anyone know his Social Security number ?
someone him the fuckken 40$ share on CSGO

>>50793841
I have a rich asshole brother who has done nothing to help me. I can’t wait to have male heirs that he’ll never meet. He’ll probably beg to see them, but I’ll raise them without his help to be better. He only has 1 daughter and a stepson. kek

>>50793853
Post the full image and I'll post the SSN

>>50793828
i regret to inform you that you have been diagnosed with stupid
>buy land
>get lawyers and accountants so you don't have to pay property tax
simple as
you could keep your gains liquid and put them in a shoebox in the sewer and the 0.5% interest would still be enough for your grandchildren to do coke off of supermodels tits on a daily basis

>>50793894
wait a minute how does that even work ?
>buy land
>get lawyers and accountants so you don't have to pay property tax
what if paying the fucking lawyers is more expensive then the actual fucking tax ?
do you have to keep paying the lawyers yearly ?

>>50793894

What am I supposed to do with the land? It's not like I'm trying to open up a resort or something.

>>50793905
accountants to do jewy tax evading shit
lawyers to keep the accountants in line
and to stop the money grubbing whores
once your ducks are in a row you can drop the lawyers

>>50793924
you just own it you fucking mong
do whatever you want or do nothing with it
it'll still be worth more than you paid for it

here and now hedgie lies stop

>>50793785
let's cross the finish line first
>ahem...Ryan

>>50794019
kek LALLOOL multipass

>>50793740
>he robbed Melvin, Archegos, Citadel, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Bill Gates et al.
>still thinks about handing his money to the banking clan
I'll probably put 20% into a professional wealth manager just because short selling is banned in my country and there's virtually no (((banker))). Otherwise it's my fucking money anon

>>50793828
>>50793841
>>50793924
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/
predditors are gonna be using this play book, do with this information what you will.

I’m going to invest 25% in cartoons 25% in mangos and another 25% in vidya

>>50794054
I don't have any friends and I hate my family so I'm going to fine.

>>50793943
thats actually very very very good solid advice
I'll need lawyers post moass and also accountants because how in the fuck am I supposed to trust any one firm or one accountant to deal with half if not most of my money ? specially post moass when there are indians everywhere.
what do I do to keep the lawyers in line ? armed guards ?

>>50794097
I have 1 or 2. No biggie. Can’t wait to laugh at people from high school that call me up out of the blue especially females

>>50794105
more lawyers
about 5-6
create a loop so they all keep each other in check
set a 50k bounty for them to catch another doing something illegal or against your best interest
and get one fake lawyer as a mole to inform you in case they try to unionize or organize against you

>>50794097
>>50794129
I stopped talking to all my friends after they refused to buy even one share of GME and the only family members I told gave me money to invest for them so I'd stop pestering them about it. I told them to do it themselves but I'm glad it turned out the way it did because they would have sold by now or paperhanded at the first milly

>>50794150
>have
this is good why is 4chan or biz or gme so good when I I'm high ?

create legal ring of fire
keeping each other in line
nice

got any more ?
I'm little paranoid about restaurants maybe I'll get a tester and have a few guards watch him/her

>>50793804
Cwc thing?

Friends is this real or is it FUD?

Somehow bvttfvcker has almost 2100 DRSed GME and you sneeds haven’t caught up yet.

>>50794190
when you go to a restaurant make 3-4 reservations under your name
send in paid actors that look very similar to you wearing the same outfit as each other
they wont know which one to poison and wouldn't risk killing 4 of you
meanwhile you are in disguise near the back of the restaurant enjoying your big fat steak

>>50794242
Complete bullshit.

>>50791645
U Sck WdE 4 -“you sck, ‘wuh’dE 4…”
You sock, weddy 4… starting the squeeze Monday.

>>50794242
well if the past week is any indication, whoever the fuck that is, is full of shit

>>50791593
As it gets closer to day 95, sell everything you own and buy GME. On day 95 DRS all shares. Fuck Kenny from the grave.

>>50794054
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/
I'm scared bros. Will we all end up roping after all?

>>50793758
I completely agree

>>50794248
Mein fukkken nigra
I'm the guy that periodally prime rib steak post
I hope I don't fucking die of a heart attack from inhaling caviar off hookers brappers
hmm prostitutes are going to be a thing
whats the MO here ?
make them sign a contract so I don't get epstiend like a year from now ?

>>50794284

>>50794260
Oh no, retards are still retards after getting loads of money. Who could have predicted this?

>>50794260
No because we will be living in post clown world. Not the old cocaine stripper boomer paradigm. I’m investing in Cartoons and vidya. How can it possibly go wrong?

>>50794304
>How can it possibly go wrong?
kek, wagmi post moass fren

>>50794284
based
for legal reasons enter a polyamorous marriage with all of them
use your team of lawyers to write up bulletproof prenups for all of them
pay them an "allowance" for "groceries" (hooker fees)
don't forget cameras covering every inch of your property saving every second of footage backed up in many fire and floodproof server rooms throughout the earth
one in america, one in sweden, one in greenland, etc in case one of them wants to claim abuse
boom legal harem

>>50794242
Complete nonsense.

>>50794260
Lottery winners are not /biz/raelis, they're dumb fucks who hit a jackpot while gambling. Anyone with the financial self-discipline to iron hand GME to 8+ figure wealth is not going to be that fucking dumb. A lot of that advice applies equally to anyone who's traded crypto, and anyone on /biz/ with money to throw at GME has managed to survive years slinging crypto without losing their shirts, or is a literal teenager with mom and dad to fall back on.

Also, unlike lottery winners, stock market whales are not publicly announced by default. Your broker and CS won't tell on you as they don't tell on their other high net worth clients. A shell company or trust will keep your assets isolated from retards who only look at personal wealth. They won't hide you from Uncle Sam, but if the feds are posting whale lists for the mob to hunt down it's time to boot up the Minecraft PvP server.

tl;dr sneed hedgies

I bought this thing to hold during moass. When it showed up the box said exactly 741 pieces. It’s been assembled since the split, because I thought it might happen then

>>50794242
This guy is a convicted liar. Don't trust a single word he says, he works at a Starbucks kek.

>>50794325
Retard take. Get licensed to produce porn, hire them to be in your porn as actresses, you don't have to market your porn if you don't want to. Just keep it or delete it.

>>50794260
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/
When MOASS, you now have all the time in the world not to fuck things up. Look at the world around you and realize how beautiful things are. Also, realize Christ was there right beside you the whole way. You'll know what to do when the time is right.

>>50794377
porn is for the weak
i am strong

>>50794338
This is hilarious to image anon sitting in front of s chart polishing his lego sceptre

>>50794377
>Get licensed to produce porn,
which state is this the easiest to ? cali ?
looking foward to all those 100% legal bareback creampies.... ahem to the cis women of coursh....

for now..... analways

>>50794336
>Lottery winners are not /biz/raelis,
True, they have money.

>>50794404
touche

>>50794396
Cali, Florida, Las Vegas are major porn producing states I believe. Cali for sure, but you'd get better tax status in the latter two, but it won't matter if you never sell your porn.

>>50794336
>Lottery winners are not /biz/raelis, they're dumb fucks who hit a jackpot while gambling. Anyone with the financial self-discipline to iron hand GME to 8+ figure wealth is not going to be that fucking dumb. A lot of that advice applies equally to anyone who's traded crypto, and anyone on /biz/ with money to throw at GME has managed to survive years slinging crypto without losing their shirts, or is a literal teenager with mom and dad to fall back on.
I agree, we are holding a long time and did our DD. His link did mention an example of an already millionaire winning the hundred million dollar lottery and he still ended up getting fucked....
>Also, unlike lottery winners, stock market whales are not publicly announced by default.
I forgot about that. Makes me feel better, but what about anons like me who told a sibling (who is also invested in GME). I hope we don't sell each other out or something

>>50794396
I’m going to hunt trans people for sport post moass, but with arrows and crossbows

>>50794393
Sceptres exist for times like these desu. I’m going to frame it and keep as a reminder

I'm going to continue buying and registering Gamestop shares in my name because it upsets people I don't like, most of which whom wear tiny hats and are trying to genocide me.

>>50793763
>>50793763
>>50793763
same desu

>>50794242
it doesn't make sense. the shares are withdrawn from the DTC.

>>50794462
Makes me wish I still had my 64 and Mario so I could play this right now

Guys true story I met Chris Chan. He was in Roanoke va only an hour from his home location. This is right before his sentencing so he was still free but homeless, pulling all his belongings behind him in trash bags in a large child's wagon. Dressed in a yellow summer dress. He was walking down the sidewalk and every car that passed was yelling "FAGGOT!" etc and he was getting extremely angry and unhinged by it, yelling back and screaming in his funny sounding Chris Chan voice. Days later he was in jail.

>>50794462
mario if he real

>>50793700
Literally the only cartoon worth watching these days. I don't know how Gendy does it, but the mans works are absolute Kino.

>>50794462
mario if he real

>>50794525
Just emulate it bro.

>>50794533
Did you take him home and kiss his tummy?

>>50794533
>>/pol/390168456

I see you

>>50794462
mario if he real

>>50794462
>"Read the second word"
idgi

>>50794558
YES....
also MoASS tomorrow thanks CWC

Baker! Make that bread, baby!

>>50791772

So many doubters and haters. I want a macho man looking at the ocean moment, but I’ll be busy planning the next move after MOASS.

Buying a massive farm. Gold. Bitcoin. Etc.

Hang on a second this digimon game isn't a tactical RPG it's just a gay VN

>every Hang Seng Index chart through 5Y is red
>you have to go back to the one that starts in the 1980s to see green
kek chinkies
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EHSI

Going out for a long motorcycle ride tomorrow, if I die I want it to be known that not a single hedgie can have my shares literally ever

>>50794462
mario if he real

>>50794462
Mario if he real

>>50794669
Good luck. I hope you survive, at least until moass

>>50794669
Based. I'm getting my endorsement as soon as this round of job-hunting is over.

No more picures

I'm just going to be honest. To get my shares from me, you are just going to have to fucking kill me. So when the times comes, i'll be waiting

>>50794669
good man, what motorcycle do you have?

>>50794242
This one of the most idiotic things I hace read here, not even our indian guests that retarded, also the fact the GameStop put the total DRS in their earnings is one of the things that make it unfuddable.

>>50794721
alright Jon Wick, we hear you

>Image limit
>>50794742
>>50794742
>>50794742
Threaded.

>>50793558
Check the filename.

>>50794597
>was

>>50794756
It's Jhon

>>50794446
I want that too but hunting shills

>>50794669
wear bright colors or a reflective vest

>>50794765
the punch line is just "past tense haha"?
do baggies really?

>>50794462
mario if he real

If digits Mario real. And tomorrow MOASS.

And WAGMI.

>>50794446
Why? Half of them will be already dead by the time you get to them.

>>50794338
Holy kek. The thumbnail looked like he is holding some kind of cleaning brush