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50788339 No.50788339 [Reply] [Original]

It literally is like 21.5" which is smaller than even an average female adult head. Anywhere you go, from social interactions to job interviews, you know people are judging you for your tiny skull on top of your shoulders. It is basically a genetic deformity, which affects your chance of leading any successful life. Even if you become a millionaire, you know people will be laughing at you.

>> No.50788346

>>50788339
grow your hair out?

>> No.50788357

But aren’t C section babies born with the biggest heads? And stats show C section babies are subhumans that wouldn’t have survived without unnatural means of birth

>> No.50788417

>>50788339
kek imagine having a small head...

>> No.50788484

>>50788339
Yeah, you won't become a millionaire ever.
Even if you could make it despite your little IQ proportional to your little head, you will die by 2025 because of the mutagen your willingly injected yourself with.
No one that actually entertain the hypothetical of being rich and yet still care about opinions didn't inject himself, that's way too cattle-minded.

>> No.50788813

>>50788339
I ride motorbikes with a group of friends and they literally all wear XL helmets for their stupid Neanderthal heads. I wear a medium helmet, because I am an elegant homosapien and not a literal caveman.

Out of 6 XL heads, only one of them is what I would call successful, and only two of them are even capable of critical thinking. Anybody who met with this group could tell you this within a couple of minutes of meeting them.

OP, your article is a psyop and you have nothing to worry about. It was written by an unsuccessful man with a large head, I guarantee it.

>> No.50788840

>head size is linked to intelligence

no fucking way... really? Is foot size linked to shoe size too?

>> No.50788870

I've got a huge head for my body size and am a certifiable genius. Btw I'm all in MATIC.

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50788895

>>50788339
You're lucky, I have a big fat fucking head.
Helmets always suck.
Sun glasses always suck.
Maybe just make your body really slender/slim, or bloat max your face.

>> No.50788899

>>50788339
>have tiny body
>giant head

neoteny bros, we won!

>> No.50788926

>>50788813
Are your friends babies?

>> No.50789008

>>50788339
>have huge head (it's ok since I'm tall and my neck is thick too)
>daughter has big head and is sharp as a fucking tack
>unborn son has big head

I can already imagine the snappy mental jousting and multilayered ironic discussions at the dinner table in a few decades.

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50789009

>>50788339
my head is the same size and it's also egg or cone shaped. I must look comical. I have a buzzcut so my head is visible in all directions.

>> No.50789039

I have a german block head. It looks weird to me, but I think girls like it

>> No.50789040

>>50789009
please post it

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>>50788870
>>50788899
ayy

>> No.50789128

>>50789040
No. I'll try to find a similar head on google images

>> No.50789135

>>50788357
I was a natural birth and I have a ginormous dome.

>> No.50789138

>>50788339
>born with big head
>score well above my grade level and show signs of being gifted
>father spends 0 time with me and mother is too nurturing turning me into a weirdo
>get depressed during high school and instantly go from a top student to nearly dropping out
>become a neet for years
>now I'm 28 and work in a warehouse with no friends and no education, suffering from constant depression, anxiety and disassociation to a point where I can't connect to anyone or properly socialize

Maybe I was just a retard the whole time

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50789200

>>50788339
>Have small head
>Am manlet though so most of my features are small anyway
>Have the ideal 125-130 IQ
Also Japs seem to be small and seem to be pretty big brained, this sounds like small head FUD

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50789218

>>50789040
This guy is similar. I googled buzz cut egg head. He calls himself troy the egg head

>> No.50789227

>>50789200
They tend to have massive heads.
Swear to god the only time in my life when I was able to walk into a random non-specialized clothes store and buy a cap off the rack that just fit me beautifully was in Japan.

>> No.50789244

>>50789227

Smart asian countries have big heads, China/Korea/Japan. Small heads can cope as much as they want about it. There is a ratio aspect of it in that a smaller person will have a naturally smaller head but generally speaking all things being equal a bigger brain is going to register in more intelligence... fucking duh.

>> No.50789305

My forehead is small but the back of my head is very large. What does this mean?

>> No.50789306

>>50788339
I'm over 190cm, head is 56cm, IQ around 135, no idea how big my head was when i was born though

>> No.50789357

>>50789218
that's a fairly large head. post your pinhead.

>> No.50789363

My baby son is already at 20% for height for 2 year olds, but he's barely 5 months old.
Have i created a monster?

>> No.50789378

>>50788895
>>50789009
>>50789108


KEK

>> No.50789410

>>50789363
Have you seen zoomers lately?
There's no way your son could come out worse.

>> No.50789413

>>50789305

You are a sperm-whale.

>> No.50789424

I would be 6ft if I had a Scandinavian head.

>> No.50789432

>>50789357
How would you know how big his head is? I'm not a pinhead. I'm an egghead.

>> No.50789494

>>50788339
headlets, when will they learn

>> No.50790061

>>50788339
I have a huge head, am smart af, and I turned out a loser anyway. As did several of my friends.
So don't feel too bad anon.

>> No.50790956

>>50789432
you're a pinhead until proven otherwise

>> No.50791409

>>50788339
Wouldn't know. My head is so big that normal hat sizes don't fit. However I'm an incel because I can't help impulsively calling stupid people "nigger" and by stupid people I mean everyone.

>> No.50791539

>>50788357
Retard...

>> No.50791920

>>50788339
War is upon us, at least you'll be tough to headshot.

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50793325

>>50788339
just have to wear the right clothes and own it
small head chads rise up

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50793360

>>50788339
Idk anon everyone is obsessed with this Andrew Tate guy. Or at least incels are. I really don’t know a whole lot about him but he whipped a hot girl with a belt on camera. Looked kinda fun. Anywayyyy, his head is hilarious small and he seems to do well for himself.

>> No.50793392

>>50788357
>C section babies are subhumans that wouldn’t have survived without unnatural means of birth
All you need is a sharp knife. Really, a decent stone tool would do.

The C-section is for the mother

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50793548

>>50788339
>How do I overcome my insecurity about my small head
Move to South Korea
inb4 reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/korea/comments/cedz2l/can_someone_explain_to_me_what_is_considered/

>> No.50793607

>>50789138
Same here bro. The next step is to go from warehouse into trucking, where you can be truely alone and depressed and behind the wheel of a 40 ton death bulldozer so when the schizo hits you'll have somewhere to direct that energy

>> No.50794467

>>50793607
>trucking
This is a nightmare job for anyone who has ever even smelled anxiety.

>> No.50794508

>>50788339
This is rayciss becuz ooc have smaller brains an shiet

>> No.50794509

>>50788339
My 18 month old daughters head measures 19”, you have the head of a baby

>> No.50794511

>>50788339
Skullmax by inflicting trauma on your skull and letting the bone grow back stronger like boxer knuckles

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50794583

>>50788339
I don't know that feel, bro. My head is massive. Whenever someone would lend me their hat throughout my life, it'd always be too tight. Whenever I'd put on goggles or sunglasses or really anything that goes on my head, it's always uncomfortably tight. Not sure how to feel about it.

>> No.50795017

>>50788339
There are ways to increase head size. idk what your age is, but if your smart you would start researching. hint: hgh, k2, implants.

>> No.50795259

>>50788357
Kek, these 'stats' really sound like they would hold water, anon
Is the y-axis on the graph "subhuman retard level"?

>> No.50795281

>>50788339
Whoa, you can fit enough brain in there to be insecure?

>> No.50795322

>>50788357
My mom did a c-section by choice she told me.

>> No.50795338

>african american babies have smaller heads
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT THE STUDY DOWN

>> No.50795508

>>50788339
you should work out and grow big muscles so it looks even smaller

>> No.50796121

>>50788357
you are stupid, fyi

>> No.50796233

>>50788339
I have a very large head yes, it was a problem in the military because even the xxL helmets did not fit and gave me terrible pain, I had to take the pads and helmet liner out. I am quite wealthy and have done many things, I b
have published books have two postgraduate degrees, have won awards owned houses in different places, have collections and have fathered and raised children. However I am completely alone. I have an IQ that usually tests in the top 0.05% not that that means much because they are usually just word games or pattern recognition. The only thing that makes me think that maybe I do have something strange is that my secret is I play classical guitar myself and have never never let anyone hear me, I never learned music, notes or chords and never will because I did not want that to break what I can do which is play very very beautiful music and I have been able to do that from first picking a guitar up though I have to use an electronic guitar tuner. I speak and read few languages and have consumed many many thousands of books well over 10K, I have good sporting accomplishments. I am not successful though, I am generally disliked or it seems to me feared a little but aside from drug cultures and other fringe cultures like mercenaries, dungeons and dragons, gemstone collecting, historians, poets, antique dealers, archaeologists etc etc as long as I stay on topic. I am I believe someone who makes people mostly very uncomfortable once they realise who I am at all. I have been genuinely accused of being a supernatural being by two different women who got to know me , one believed I was possessed and the other thought I had risen from the dead because I can sleep for 72 hours. Anyway, I am lonely and would not say I was successful. I was able to speak and read Latin and Greek when I was 7 ( forgotten the Greek) and never fit at school at all, I was fascinated with ancient Rome as a small child but got attacked and hurt other children badly.

>> No.50796254

>>50788339
This is so retarded.
The only proven way to estimate intelligence from looks is the brain volume to body ratio. Even if Asians have smaller heads, they are generally as intelligent if not more than whites as they are also shorter or average

>> No.50796264

>>50796233
I also seem to be aging more slowly than others, have bigger lung capacity, stamina, better eyesight and hearing etc GP refuses to believe my age and has told me he thinks it is a false identity and I am much younger.

>> No.50796279

>>50788339
Cultivate mass by eating a lot and sitting still all day every day.

>> No.50796284

>>50793360
He is retarded

>> No.50796306

>>50796233
>>50796264
The only thing missing from this post is
>also I hold 100,000 LINK

>> No.50796312

>>50793360
>Andrew Tate
Quick check and it looks like you are a Romanian scammer trying to promote himself here, you have stupid ideas to do with women to, if you hurt one of my daughters I would do very bad things to you. You should be more careful and circumspect or you will die in prison or be killed I think

>> No.50796327

>>50793360
Nobody is obsessed except people like you who keep posting and mentioning this obvious conman

>> No.50796371

>>50796306
I did have 10,000 link but I sold them. These are my current holdings
WDS
PBR
SHEL
COIN (bought under 50)
UDVD
EUDV
RIO
BHP
XOM
HBAR
GBS (Bullion)
BERK -A
BERK - B
HBAR
European Agricultural Land
European Forestry
Scandinavian French and Irish real Estate
Antique Firearms. Gold, silver, Urban art, advanced military electronics.
Horses (this is a tax thing)
Some PIIGS european bonds
How ever my only real advise I am sure of to anyone is get a dog and be loyal to it above all other things. I am currently interested in buying a large estate in western Ukraine, I like the way they fight and they are good killers

>> No.50796434

>>50788840
I don't know but one whore told me that nose size is linked to dick size

>> No.50796648

>>50788840
midwit take
sperm whales have huge brains