/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50773062
Find a 50x investment.

>>50773062
it requires a giant chink to have an average sized dick

>>50773062
Begome professional assassin.

>>50773062
Don't put it in stocks, it grows too slowly and don't put it in trading which is basically like betting. The best thing to do is to create value for others, serve people and you will serve yourself.But don't put it into investments unless they are long term.

>>50773094
Imagine her laughing at his tiny pecker completely underwhelmed by how small it is despite his size, then China gets mad and invades Taiwan

invest in mouth cleaners and high quality kneepads

>buy vix at 2x leverage
>8x when market crashes
>Buy a leveraged tech ETF near the bottom
>10X as it goes back up

Most of the way there, will take about 4-5 years, you will obviously get fucked by tax.

you should buy more stocks MHMHMHM!

>>50773159
I defy you to be more vague.

Bump

>>50773094
>>50773175
Imagine being this insecure about a hall of fame player, cope and seethe lmao

>>50773062
keep 200k in cash

inherit 9.8 mill

>>50773062
You just know

>>50773062
OP's question but with $2000 into $1 million?

>>50773390
OP wants a get rich quickly scheme and he won't find any

>>50773062
all in QNT, wait 5-10 years.

Keep 100k.
Lose the other 100k on options.
Win the lottery.

>>50773094
and who are you?

>>50773062
Pure luck, go you a casino play roulette put it all on the number of your choice. You will either make it or you wont!

>>50773062
Buy whatever tickles your fancy lad, but play it safe

>>50774523
>all in QNT
True thou, but it won't take you far

look at sylo, it looks like a solid buy right now anyways, it won't only reach ath the next run, it would do a decent numbers, Hive inclusive.

>>50773104
How do I get started?

>>50773062
Dassa rightsu

>>50773062
god would love to watch these two fuck

>>50775386
Sylo is my favorite moonbag I hold right now. It's shilled on /biz/ just enough to lead me to believe it's a hidden gem but not so much so it looks like a pajeet scam operation.

guys please give some good advice. i need to make it. i dont care if its a scam or whatever. i just need number go up and il sell

>>50776205
buyspy calls on monday. Trust me faggot

>>50773062

Fringe Finance

>>50773062
I can sell you my 10 million making method for only 100K but you have to find me another 99 victims I mean future millionaires to also buy the method from me.
With the method you will be unstoppable.

1 mill rose

32 eth
The rest in link

>>50773062
Used to work in an electronics store in Houston (where he played bball) and one day this group of giant chinks came in, the shortest one was probably a 6’4” woman. They said it was Ming’s family. I’m trans btw.

>>50773062
you know this is a business board right? just start a business. there are many opportunities out there. easiest way is probably to buy cheap shit off alibaba like t-shirts and drones and sell them on amazon for a profit. you can also go brick and mortar and rent out a restaurant, etc. supplements are also a good go especially if you can market them and licensing is easy depending on where you live.

or of course, you can gamble it in crypto and get free fake money 4evar. bitbuy and phemex let you trade on 500x leverage. you will lose it all if you put your whole 200k in at once because bots WILL manipulate the market as soon as they see you drop 200k

>>50773094
His cock has pummeled the masses and includes your wife, mom, and sister-wife. Please eat asian penis before commenting on the size, thank you

>>50773094
Imagine being this fragile.

>>50773175
You think a lot about other mens dicks huh?

>>50775386
Qanx gonna do a green dildo soon, I've gone all in into it

>>50773094
Imagine constantly thinking about other men's penises. Must be an Amerimutt.

>>50773062
Invest in Qanplatform and you'd be a millionaire in few years faggot

>>50773062
Invest the money at a 2% annual return and wait 198 years

>>50776091
that shit is shilled by pajeets kek

>>50773159
I completely agree with this post

I'm trying to figure out an actual business to invest in, once I have something, anything, I'll go about investing in my first wife

Exchange for a weaker currency.
>taps temple

buy long maturity US Treasury inflation protected securities. Wait until retirement. Don't thank me.

>>50783938
It is very much possible as post quantum cryptography projects will be the next crypto trend

>>50784178
Yeah, but so is MATIC. But that one is shilled so much, it's unquestionably a scam.

64 eth
stake and wait 5 years
congrats you done it

>>50773062
You should aim for passive income chad. I'm currently LP mining ORE/ETH for 53% APY and it has been a smooth ride.

>>50773094
Lmao look at all the seething chink replies. Godspeed anon

>>50773062
Just pour your money into the current thing that will have great appreciation. Best case scenario it will take about 10 years. Or you can go gambling on options with a 58% winrate or something and hope you are not on the timeline with a red streak and try to make it in 3 years.

>>50773062
>Serious answers only
you don't. this is a scam thread for stupid ppl

bump

>guys i want serious answers only to my absolutely retarded fucking question

>>50788287
why is it retarded?

>>50780884
Imagine being this fragile.

You take 1 18 year old city whore

Convience her to make an onlyfans/camwhoring

You act as her manager, you provide home, food, security, you do all her work and you just give her the money

Of course you stablish a good relationship, you show her the numbers etc

You give her idk 90% of all the earnings, she just has to camwhore etc

You act as her photographer, Idk you hire some makeup people when she does her sessions

You manage everything, let her do her thing, have a good professional "relation"

Eventually you start doing this with other girls and start managing their shit, promotions, websites escort services etc

You have them healthy and happy and you treat these whores like a daddy (not sex)

You can probably do this with a little more than 100k investment the first months then get like idk 2 million in 1-2 years depending on how good you do your job

If youre capable and smart you can probably make more than 4 million in 2 years of work with the whores, assuming youre actually capable and not a sub-human

If youre a tard you will fail miserably and youll probably get sued aswell

Sex and whores are the best way to make money

You can even get creative and get "Simp dates" for your protitu... I mean girls/workers

And all kinds of shits like selling their dildos or whatnot

Or their BATHWATER like that fucking whore belle did, she was smart and she knew how to make money

>>50773087
>>50773087
based

Pretty sure with 2 million you can fund anything even rugpulls so you get more rich

>>50788374
>i want to 50x my money, serious replies only

>>50788757
yea and? whats unreasonable about that?

>>50773062

That's basically what I did last cycle. Well it was about 200k into 50mil, in fact, kek. At the peak.

Honestly there are tonnes of new alts out there rn that will deliver you an integer multiplier, and you only need two or three good ones (all in, then flip) to reach that goal. It's pretty achievable.

You could get the 50x from one coin but that's "harder" to do, but if you find something you have total conviction in then it can be a very comfy approach. I got most of my gains from one coin the whole cycle, then a further few x at the end from one other coin.

Good luck

>>50773175
My sides -> the orbit

>>50790063
What's the coin bro?

>>50773062
just send it to me with XMR, promise I will send you back 10M in 5 days.

put it all into 3 digit ENS and wait 3-5 years

it's that easy but you're too low iq to do it

>>50790108
The fuck is ENS? Definitely more comfortable puting it in DeFi plays with notable products.

>>50773062
>How do I turn 200k into 10 million?

200k -> 400k
400k -> 800k
800k -> 1600k
1600k -> 3200k
3200k -> 6400k
6400k -> 12800k

You can do it in about 12 minutes by betting correctly 6 times at a roulette wheel
AND you will have an extra 2.8 million to pay taxes with

>>50773062
>1k in lunc
>only lost 0.5% of your starting money
It's really a no brainer

>>50773087
100x… you need to pay 50x to the tax man before you get your own 10 million

>>50790472
embarrassing. vitalik.eth has been talking about ens for years

>>50773062

This is how

>>50790685
And it's going to turn 200k into 10 million? I wonder if Vitalik thinks the same.

>>50790597
You write like you have it figured out but deep down we both know this is shit, i would rather just stake the 200K in a platform that can autocompound the yields(like beefy or spool) might not get to 10M but trust me that the safest way to grow the 200K.

>>50790757
vitalik never talks about price appreciation, such things are beneath him

but it's a natural consequence of building a useful platform and the platform is growing at incredible rates

I believe TELCOIN will be the next 50x that /biz/ never saw coming.

>>50790857
Pardon my ignorance but what exactly does the naming service offer? I think the only benefit retailers get is buying the token and hoping it pumps.

>>50773062
yao ming is a god

>>50773062
50% link
50% ICP, Quant, Rose
Wait a few months/years.

>>50786462
jeet-tier reply

>>50791038
>Pardon my ignorance but what exactly does the naming service offer?

it depends what you mean by this question. are you asking what the utility of ENS is, or are you asking how to get exposure to ENS as it grows in adoption?

if its the latter, as the other part or your comment implies, i do not recommend buying ENS token

every naming platform that has ever existed, the more users it has, the more that clean short memorable names experience price appreciation due to increased demand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yk3qLPGIcM&t=8s

this is the first naming platform where you actually own the name(you dont own an instagram name, instagram does) and you're free to trade it or do whatever you want with it.

with all the history we know throughout all platforms, and DNS's price history, it makes projections about ENS domains future real easy as the platform grows from 500k users(current) to 10-100mil users in the coming years.

>>50773062
Built for BCC (Big Chinese Cock)

>>50791153
actually i just want to amend, ENS token is fine. it will definitely be a top 50 coin some day.

but if the coin does a 10x i expect domains to 20x or more across the board. really either is good

>>50773062
200k to 6 million is more feasible

>>50791153
Thanks for this, what role does the token ENS play in all of this then?

>>50791285
purely a governance token but the dao also has control of a massive treasury. i dont really understand how this will play out but presumably token value has to go up to protect your treasury or someone can just buy enough tokens to take over

>>50773062
You could start by LP mining on ORE Network. It's all profits from that point onward.

>>50773062
You don't, you turn 200k into 350k, 350k into 500k, 500k into 700k etc etc.

>>50773766
SEETHE
>>50775203
COPE
>>50780884
DILATE
>>50782391

look at all the chinos that got mad for. pointing out the truth AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU LIL DICKED MUHFUGGAS NEED TO CHILL

picture related
>anon-kun u promised a big dicku :(

AHAHAHAHAHAHA CHING CHONG DING DONG PING PONG

>>50773094
kek

>>50790063
You did not make 50 million dollars.

>>50791156
Final Warning

>>50773062
This is a 100% serious answer, I cannot stress this enough. Buy US$200k of Chainlink. That will get you about 24k LINK. That amount of LINK is equivalent to having 504 bitcoin in the Bitcoin network. Do you understand the implication of that? By the way, if you're wondering why I compare to bitcoin it's simply because the same comparison cannot be made for Ether.

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