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50764277 No.50764277 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to have so much fun auditing your retards

>> No.50764502

i dont own any retards

>> No.50764636

finra fag here, but in all seriousness we can't let brokers make unsuitable trades

>> No.50764639

>>50764277
Hope you dont pick the wrong person with nothing to lose

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50764663

>>50764277
>>50764502
>>50764636
>>50764639
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>> No.50764676

good luck retard i have bots wash trading 24/7

have fun sifting through a hundred million transactions

>> No.50764715

>>50764676
AI exists

>> No.50764793

>>50764715

and you dont know how to use it becuase you are an audit nigger

just take the before and after and pretend you did it like all the others

>> No.50764831
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50764831

>>50764277
>Audit me
>See nothing but capital losses

Check mate faggot

>> No.50764908

>>50764277
You cant even form a sentence correctly you fat piece of shit, good luck with your "audit" lmao

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50764926

>>50764277
Kys

>> No.50765244

>>50764277
I’ve never realized any gain or loss. There’s nothing to find, nigger

>> No.50765265

I am down $50,000 this year… from my intitial investments, not even profits

>> No.50765268

>>50764663
And yet I'm a 8/10 and asian chicks won't even look my way wtf I don't want a white bitch reeeeee

>> No.50766012

>>50764277
i audit my retards already

>> No.50766252
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50766252

My bots are wash trading 24/7/365 and I will not be filing digitally.
My 8949 will be auto filled via exchange API, but when I go to print out the thousands of pages of frivolous transactions I will change the font to something ridiculous like Vivaldi or Comic Sans.
I will also make sure my print heads are out of alignment to make it impossible for you to automate the process.
Manual review will be your only option.
Have fun bitch.

>> No.50766314

>>50764831
same case here, the difference is that I laughed a little at seeing all my money lost to an eagle decapitating a dog, qom sometimes compensates me with pain relief

>> No.50766322

you are the irs, who would you choose to go after?
>one man owing a billion dollars
or
>10 thousand men owing a combined million dollars
and you will choose the latter, every time, and everyone knows it

>> No.50766332

monero

>> No.50767183

>>50766332
If the irs tells you you have to pay, you have to pay. Simple as that.

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>>50767183

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>>50767211
Then you're going to jail. Why do you think we have been making all the nigs leave the prisons? They are making room for tax cheats like you.

>> No.50767495

>>50765268
bro you joking?
a 8/10 white male is literally god on earth in SEA

>> No.50767504

>>50767183
>If the irs tells you you have to pay
if you don't tell shit to IRS then you don't have to pay
good luck with your audit, ain't got shit in the bank account and almost no asset except kyc-free bitcoin and a stash of 3d printed weapons

>> No.50767511

>>50764277
My regards are 100% legal

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50767590

>>50767183
False

>> No.50767604

>>50765268
they aren’t supposed to look anon.
be a man and approach them.

>> No.50767617

>>50766252
fucking kek

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50767833

>>50764277
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>>50766252
Bueno, malicious compliance is the way

>> No.50769948

>>50764502
/thread

>> No.50769965

>>50764831
Yep. I'm lucky if it's broke even. Get rekt auditorfag, you'll have wasted more time and energy finding a capital loss.

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50769983

>>50764277
>I am going to have so much fun auditing your ret-ACK

>> No.50770014

>>50764277
I don't own any retards!

>> No.50770023

>>50764277
Uhh no irs officer I actually sent all my money to an xmr wallet intending to buy drugs and then they never came
Still can't believe I fell for that scam

>> No.50770084

>>50764277
jokes on you, in my country I only need to pay taxes on investments when I'm in profit!

>> No.50770098

>>50764277
wagie cope
you've never had fun in your life

>> No.50770226

>>50767233
Real pol niggers wont be going fren. Step on snek kike and find out.