/biz/ - Business & Finance

XBI is up like 3%. Techtrannies seething, we win these, biotech chads.

Ended right where we ended last week literal no movement

Looks like the sell off is just getting started.

>>50759763
Snib snab.

>>50759763
CPI

Boring ass week

>my portfolio is +4.17% from buying puts

65% of my portfolio is DRV, how do I profit from this?

>>50759807
When your portfolio is 6 figs that’s pretty impressive

>>50759807
That guy's based and you're seething.

JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU RETARDED MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50759762
Say that to my NET

Remember when your boy here The Quasar told you faggots to buy TSLA put options at close yesterday? You could have got an easy multibagger to end the week on a high note, but you faggots didn't listen. Maybe you'll listen next week.

>>50759834
Very nicely done.

>>50759843
I will listen to you now

gonna coom in my gf bros
have a good weekend

>>50759807
> B-but inflation! CNBC and Bloomberg told me watch out. The FED IS PRINTING MONEY NOBODY KNOWS THIS

>put credit spread on UVXY

As long as UVXY doesn't plummet net week I'm set to make around $10k, assuming I don't close early. Anything above ~$9.75 is fine at these IV levels

The only way I lose is if the golden bull run resumes next week, though in that case my longs should cover the small loss

>>50759843
you said you switched to calls though

i made a drink and got courage to buy

Please help a black person frenanon.
I have $30k that I thought about putting in JEPQ or QYLD.

Tell me why I am a retard and should buy something else instead. SQQQ or TQQQ on the table too

You did buy puts today,right?
It's dumping for sure next week

>>50759762
turns out biotechs trading below net cash were too cheap. Who would've guessed it?

>>50759873
Well yeah, I lost everything, but it still went down.

Shrimple

Holy shit I lost $2k on options this week and now I lost $2k on literal 90% priced in vidya betting what the actual fuck the bogs have me priced in, how am I so unlucky

*ting ting ting*
Ladies and gentlemen...
I hereby declare today...
as bullish!

>>50759868
I'm long vix calls for 2 weeks running now and been saying the same thing and I know the moment I sell those calls is when shit pops off and vix explodes to 40

>>50759889
this time? for sure. already recovered everything from today fucking kek

>>50759877
Buy TQQQ

>>50759843
>Remember when your boy here The Quasar told you faggots to buy TSLA put options at close yesterday?
got a source for that?

BOOM

Siga fudders tongue my anus

I am up 12% over the past month
and I am up -40% ytd
and today I had a very good play and a dumb play and wound up almost exactly at 0

looking forward to next week

>>50759953
congrats on breaking even anon

>>50759903
Me, because the whole index was shorted to fucking shit levels for no reason, literally at a 6-8 year low despite years of continuous innovation and research cost cutting/streamlining of drug pipelines.

> SPY down 0.25%
oof owie my life savings :-D

>>50759929
Inverse yourself and become the supreme avatar of luck.

>>50759953
Damn gawg. You gonna splurge this weekend? Some steaks, hookers and blow? Maybe a weekend in Vegas?

>>50759950
100% in TQQQ?
Think I could get a good price during or after CPI release?

im financially ruined?

SPY GIGAPUMP

>>50759929
Just inverse yourself next time

Perhaps a new high before markets close my fellow siga fag enablers?

>>50759868
>hitting single digit lows right after posting

fuck

>>50760000
Digits say yes, yes you are

>>50759982
It's been my comfiest trade in awhile. I've finally started closing positions out these past few days though.

>>50759929
What is "vidya betting"?

>>50759875
bought few sigas too. enjoy the dump boys

>>50759996
True, go 50% TQQQ and 50% SQQQ, sell the SQQQ when it goes up on a down day to load up on TQQQ

>>50759889
It doesn't have to.

Scoopsies owes me sex

>>50760021
My portfolio has been holding firm the past YTD, since I moved 75% of it to cash/gold and the rest is biotech or short Canada, making myself almost net neutral against any upswings and downswings.

Hmm.

Is buying on a Friday an hour before close usually a bad idea? Finna dump money into a 50/30/20 3x mid/small/large cap folio but feel like doing that on a Friday is bad news

>>50760030
Betting on dota 2 games

>>50759952
Actually I think I do have a source.

>>50740555

Have you earned enough capital to get/keep your qt gf?

DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST RECOVER THE PALTRY DOGSHIT DIP AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR THE NEXT 2% PUMP

>>50760095
That's a man

Holy shit I might break even on PLTR next week after bagging for a year. My portfolio will feel so empty without my abusive girlfriend in it.
I don’t even know what to buy anymore. Everything is overbought and overpriced again .

>>50760067
it's incredibly gay to bet on video game lans, but even gayer to bet on EG

CHERRY RED CHARIOT EXCESS IS JUST MY CHARACTER
ALL BLACK TUX NIGGA SHOES LAVENDER

>>50760067
Ah, ok.

>>50760109
NO

>>50760054
I mostly trade energy. For me biotech was a sorta hedge as the divergence in performance between oil stocks and the rest of the market had gotten really wide.

How are you shorting Canada? I'd love to short their real estate market but I don't wanna short CAD outright due to all the oil exports.

based back to 0% lets goooo

>>50760117
Based 2010s Rick Ross enjoyer, dude used to be on fire

>>50760115
No sir, no, I bet against EG and lost my fuckin g 2k I hate RTZ now, what a leaf shitter.

>>50759992
goddamn right. when the market's good to me I treat myself might get the mani/pedi combo

>>50760038
inb4 all in SCHD like a faggot

Guys everything is overbought and over priced. When do we finally correct again. This is ridiculous.

Rest in peace UVXY niggas.....

VIX is going to zero

FURIOUSLY SLURPING THE DIP

>>50760095
my gf is pissed at me for some dumb shit. gfs suck

>>50760143
SEVENTY FOUTY FIVE THAT'S RICK RAWS

>>50759953
Volatility general?
>hmmm... this month I think i will try this "options" thing everyone is so jazzed about
my fucking heart
I got nothing done, just watching charts and researching all day.

>>50760156
Enjoy your footfungus and donkeyBoggs
Manicure laces are hyper spreaders of disease

>>50760173
Horizontal consolidations over time are the new pull backs.

>Retail bidding into this close

man they're fucking crazy, I don't know what its going to take other than powell literally shoving his foot up their ass for them to get the message

>>50760189
What dip? The whole market has rocketed to ridiculous heights.

>>50759827
>bad news? market down? Sounds like a case for me!

>>50760147
2ez4rtz

>>50760191
Maybe if you actually earned some real money she wouldn't be.

>>50760147
oh lmao didn't check the scores for today and didn't know they won a match yet
tbf they've always been known as the CIS slayers. I would say I'm sorry, but I can't feel sympathy for a man who puts real money on those matches

+2.5% today, not bad

>>50760214
i have stop losses and making shortish plays

>>50760214
you dont understand, it stayed above resistance and the trendline, we only go up from here the bull market is back on we're returning to normal

>>50760223
this picture is literally one of my tenants. resemblance is truly uncanny.

-1.52% after inflation

was that it? was that the dip?

>>50760237
could be or i could do one night stands rarely if i was rich boy.

red candles have been outlawed under the BBB plan. its time to BUY

>>50760196
look out for them heads and shoulders bro

Not too shabby I’ll take it. The 5 NVDA 180/182.5 bull call spreads I bought last Friday for 1.01 expired ITM at 2.4.
Did some fucking around with ELY on earnings and took a slight burn. Could be better could be worse

Well, anon? Did you beat the 10% daily inflation?

>>50760337
Yes

>>50760057
Fake cooked stats

>>50760337
Help me

I took profit on a big chunk of my SIGA calls

Gonna reload into March ‘23 $35 OTM calls on Monday.

To those of you that held: you’re braver than me but I can’t let what happened last Friday happen again.

Good luck and gay-seed

retail is back down to pre-pandemic norms of 8-10% of market by volume. they're not making moves and they're not juicy targets for manipulation. institutions are buying like retards here, not just boomers and reddit

>>50760137
I just have puts on the Canada etf index. Their whole stock market is sufficiently tied to their real estate that any crash should crater their stock market. The puts were surprisingly cheap, I guess because many bears have capitulated over the lifetime of their bubble.

>>50760363
This is what enabling options does to the ret(ail)ard.

>CPI coming out on wednesday
Is it time to buy calls this time?
Or good news are bad now?

>>50759868
lol

>>50760387
I don't really mind holding puts on the oil sector of their country, as I expect oil demand to cool down as consumer spending decreases.

>>50760275
Well since you have to ask, obviously no that wasnt it

>>50760337
I'm +12.35% today, so yea barely

>>50760398
Wait till wednesday for market overreaction

>>50760337
No, but I made a whopping $0.10 United Sates Dollars today ( got stopped out on a trailing stop right after I placed it)

>>50760337
>+8.14

no but i made some plays since a long time. im gonna be a alcoholic if i need to take drink to market execute ideas.

>>50760398
Good news are still bad. The better the news, the more tightening the fed can do before anything breaks

does anyone in these threads short anything? what are you short right now?

>>50760396
you're retail too

>>50760363
Damn, imagine if you’d sold that spike instead of being a greedy fuck.

>>50760328
>>50760302
back into 4 figures. Closed out 2 of my siga calls. Kind wish I would have loaded up and averaged down on another 2 calls. would have been an extra 400ish bucks or so.

Opened a poormans covered call on my last sigger call. Will try to sell calls pretty far out and buy them back as long as I'm able to. Also opened up a call on uvxy as I'm expecting the market to crash in the fall sometime.

Took a 100 bucks and bought a ton of matic as well.

Maybe 1 day I can make it back to 5 figs.

where is ding ding anon

>>50760369
for me? Im waiting for a red day

>>50760418
What time is CPI Wed?

>>50760258
Gap down on monday confirmed. However monday will end .1% up.

>>50760214
The retarded ones see number go up and fomo in.
The less retarded ones think that the CPI will be down, which they assume means the FED will forget about inflation and cut back to 0% rates.

So retardation, basically.

>>50760398
Good news is bad news when you bought. When you sell, good news is good news. In seriousness, it’s likely the market has priced in June as the bottom already, so if the market is expected inflation to improve significantly, it’s very possible that CPI announcement could cause a dump.

>>50760363
options is for retards

>>50760435
Puts on Canada.

>>50760438
Yes but my brokerage didn’t approve my application for trading options.

>>50760369
>To those of you that held: you’re braver than me but I can’t let what happened last Friday happen again.

Same. Was up 100% on my call and them it evaporated to under 10% in the green this week.

Have a great weekend everyone! I'm not doing anything, just going to stay home, maybe watch some movies and have lots and lots of racemixing sex with my Latina girlfriend. I'm really 'backed up' and as soon as I come home from work I'm pounding that.

See you on Monday!

>>50760452
Aug. 10, 2022 08:30 AM

>>50760435
Short meta and netflix, but opened them back in december. I still think they're going to shit the bed from here, but the rewards don't outweigh the risks anymore

>>50760369
fuck kind of monkey is that

>>50760472
your girlfriend has weird fingers bro

>>50760472
based

>>50760435
Only a doofus would be short right now when every indicator says that we’re oversold from the first half of the year and the powers that be have their thumb on the scale.

Stop fighting it and do what the oligarchs are doing.

>>50760475
Guess I need to close out my crab plays on Tuesday then

>>50760460
>Puts on Canada.
does canada even have its own index ETF?

>>50760466
Haha what a retard

Is it safe to post off topic during the weekend or is the jannie going to throw a fit again?

>>50760435
>does anyone in these threads short anything? what are you short right now

I tried it instead of just buying siga when it was 15. but for whatever reason I thought spy would crash under 400.

Lost most of my portfolio. Think I'll just stick to buying calls when things are cheap.

>>50760508
you dont have both long and short positions open at all times? are you a scrub?

>>50760519
In my defense, they don’t approve anyone without basically 5 years of experience. At least it’s not robinhood.

I actually made $5.61 today. That pays for the coffee and croissant I got this morning. thanks for the coffee and croissant guys

>>50760435
I’m short FAZE with some 15 C’s.
Short NVDA next week with 2 200 C’s but I wouldn’t really call that short since it’s $10 OTM.
Also I’m “short” puts kek

>>50760435
shorted PLTR 30 minutes ago. shorted QQQ on wednesday

>me tracing back the shit and piss 500 all the way to 1974 and seeing that every major volatility event happened within a month of September

>>50760457
https://youtu.be/mcYBpTLTGj8

>>50759763
what's she looking at

I want pussy so bad it hurts.

>BBBY +32%
>no posts
Oopsie did somebody forget to value invest?
Not me
Kek

>>50760239
Nah bro I bet G1 of spirit vs EG

>>50760527
You should just buy any stock. Sit on it for one year. You'll make more with that then whatever moron thing you are doing.

>>50759763
If she had kids with a white guy, how white would her kids look? Would you be able to tell they're part black?

>>50760566
This is a bearish indicator.

Everyone is bearish, therefore you should be bullish right now. But what happens when people really can't buy anything because there's no credit left and in debt up to their ears?

>>50760576
I thought about it but I saw bunches of tards posting ape memes about it on reddit last night so I assumed the top was in

SIGA bros look at this. The vaccines aren’t working, our antivirals are the only cure

>>50760556
your peepee

All I see is green with SVIX

>>50760590
imagine If I sat on this. Literally all I had to do

>>50760601
>what happens
It crashes. But we are clown world so it gets bailed out.
Huh, I guess it can only go up. Oh wait I'm not a financial institution so I can still get heemed HAHA

>>50760615

>>50760601
Lol this entire board is bullish, as is the media, the bulls have been baited, I bought the dip but I am done buying, we will pay for this

>>50760566
There's a pussy general on /jp/ if you're interested

>>50760601
everyone thinks everyone is bearish and is therefore bullish so you should actually be bearish

>>50760601
And higher interest rates

>>50760601
>Everyone is bearish
not true; we just rallied for the last 3 weeks so someone is bullish

>>50760435
SPY 330p for November

>>50760601
Institutions are bearish. Retail is bullish and has been the main driver of this dead cat bounce

>>50760615
Yes, but they would love to inject more people, so a new mRNA is right around the corner.

>>50760447

Even though 4 figs
>57% in a day

Well done

>>50760499
What are you talking about?
>>50760507
Thank you. I had a really good week trading wise so I'm going to treat myself by pounding her over and over and over again.

>>50760627
You friggin goof.

>>50760668

>>50760657
this is pretty retarded bro, try moving up the strike

>>50760675
while your pounding your gf dont forget to tell her I love her. Tell her all of smg loves her

>>50760657
This is insanely fucking stupid

>>50760675
Post lewds of her or you're gay

>>50760496
Mankey if he real

twas a good week my niggers. I will be buying a nice bottle of expensive tequila tonight. Does anyone have any suggestions? I like to make ranch water....Patron was pretty tasty but I know thats pretty generic stuff.

>>50760737
what did you 2x on? SIGA?

>bulls are trying to fight the fed
don't fight the fed

>>50760748

>>50760675
she's cute, if you ever fuck it up with her I'll look her up and take her off your hands

>>50760737
as someone who has made and lost large sums, consider taking some time to celebrate those gains. definitely a good idea to buy some expensive shit, and sock some of it away into dividend ETFs

>>50760734
ya thats what i'm asking what kind of monkey is that
obviously it's real or else they wouldn't have photographed it

And just like that we are GREEN for the WEEK! Let's go baby!!! Bad news are good news and good news are gooder news!!! *twerks violently sheboon-style and unleashes a massive fart*

>>50760766
I bought 1500 shares of QYLD and 500 shares of JEPI to start.

>>50760759
thats not his gf retard

>>50760755
Who is the fed fighting though?

alright CCXI chad here, listen up faggots. Ticker is BLUE and YES I HAVE SHILLED IT HERE BEFORE.

Youre welcome.

>>50760737
Go by a gallon of Skoal vodka and put some Skittles in it. Leave out the green ones. And then maybe get a large combo at Micky D's

>>50760799
so it was a bad shill or else you'd be gloating instead of shilling it again

>>50760737
>>50760766
yes. I used to think reinvesting every single dollar was smart but I just end up losing it eventually. Better to treat yourself to a good meal and a nice gift.

maybe even take some and put it on something really speculative like crypto.

Last time I did really well I bought myself some nice shoes and a bike. Today I'll treat my brother to some taco bell or maybe some fish or benihana

my lil ILAG doin sumn

i dunno what it doin but it doin

>>50760811
that sounds disgusting ngl but I havent tried it obviously
>>50760822
Which are you talking about? CCXI or BLUE? Ive shilled both here, and glaoted plenty about CCXI the past 2 days. Now im here to tell you retards about the next cash cow that you'll ignore.

>>50760782
proud of you. I watched one of my friends triple his account overnight and then lose everything by chasing more and more gains. I told him to buy QYLD and VYM but he didnt listen. it was sad to see because hes done it like 3 times now

>>50760758
nice, call options?

>>50760799
Ok. I just bought an entire share

are refunds profitable?

>>50760793
>Who is the fed fighting though?
(you)

>>50760529
Wasn’t there a guy who had equal portions SOXS and SOXL and he was working a profit somehow? That shit was top KEK!

>>50760862
no refunds
no liability
thanks

>>50760857
mostly shares. I was debating going full options which would have been 800% gain instead meh.

If I register as a financial advisory and put my portfolio under my advisory accounts will Goldman Sachs stop beating me up for my lunch money

>>50760880

APE units(not a real currency)....I kneel

>>50760472
Smell her feed for me bro

fuck bros drizzly is so easy but drinking hurts too much now

Anyone want to tell me why amc is going up when they announced more dillution?

I am short a covered call on that dogshit unfortunately.

>>50760953
>paying 40% markup for delivery
disgusting

>>50760906
When did you buy ccxi? I mean how long did you have it before it mooned? What's the odds that you will strike jackpot twice in a row with BLUE?

>>50760496
His prostate isn’t complaining

>>50760958
here's a stock tip: invest in STFU

>>50760880
A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

We'll the gaza fud now?

>>50760095
>>50760109
Is this actually a man? I've seen pics of this (((girl))) on several boards and I find her very attractive

>>50761021
It’s a girl (man), you fucking bigot.

>>50760956
There is never a real answer for shit like AMC GME and TSLA. You shouldn't use short dated covered calls, I prefer credit spreads.

Today's dump was boring

>>50761115
This whole week was boring brother

>>50760533
My last broker didn't accept when I said I had 10 years of experience, since I'm 23.

>>50760591
they would be 83.3% white

so uhhh what am i supposed to do now that the market is closed for TWO WHOLE DAYS? PS im still diamond handing my SQQQ 38 calls although I day traded some weekly TQQQ calls today

>>50760382
They buy the top to support our cause. Soon we will touch resistance and all the five indicators will flash red and the bears will be all powerful.

>>50760638
ummmmmmm what the fuck I NEED MORE SIGA LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK ITS REAL

changed my uvxy stop loss to 9
thinking of loading up calls on monday
worst case, i lose 60% of my portfolio
best case I go up 1000%
~lord i was born a gamblin man~
~tryin to make a livin while doin the best i can~

>>50761225
ive been watching UVXY for a few weeks, I think its time to buy calls

>>50761218
research for next week or enjoy free time

>>50761222
I trade for she

Should I buy some yen? Its the best deal since 1998 wth is happening?

>>50761225
I did that this week with VIX on leverage and got btfo. I'll try again, It can't go lower. But if CPI prints lower I'll get btfo so hard it'll be unreal

>>50761312
stocks will dump on lower CPI print its so obvious
>sell the news

Bloomberg anon?
Do you still have access to bloomberg?

>>50760997
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

>>50760638
>>50761222
good thing I didn't short SIGA just because I hate Rocker

>>50761312
I only have 2 dollars left in my brokerage, I'm going to wait until tuesday and hope there is a single uvxy call I can afford.

>>50760638
I still can't get over the fag that described the encounter from which he got the monkpox

>>50761298
you could. but currencies have longer holding periods typically, so you may looking to hold 6 months or more. or if you have access to japanese stock market then you could scroll a good stonk over there, some investors like buffet buy japanese stocks like mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_04ekXerH7s

I think I'll treat myself to some Texas Roadhouse this weekend. Enjoy your time away from this board frens. Pls don't spend it here.

Thanks,
Anon

>>50761298
Wait for 150 USD/yen this fall

>>50761225
bro...

>>50761312
why would cpi be higher? laughing my friggin arsehole offfff rollin on the floor laffin slappin my knee pissin me pants and shittin too just for good measure

40k-6k-120k-40k-4k

Anyone else have me beat in volatility?
>Also when this market crash thing supposed to happen...

>>50761374
Kek

I raff at arra you poors

>>50761396
Unfortunately it seems I’ll be here forever.

oh shit boys. this is going to be glorious.
>>>/pol/389854802

>>50761533
employment numbers have always been fake and gay. its literally based on the number of people actively seeking employment not the amount of unemployed people. 2 vastly different sets of population.

>>50760638
Who ever made this meme is a halfwit.
>Get poxxed
>Get jabbed
>Full blown break out
>Vaccines don't work

>>50761533
>ads 0.3% of population of jobs a month
>unemployment never moves
it's always been fake. they stop counting you if you have been unemployed a few months.

>>50761418
should have aimed for after September. that's when the crash happens

>>50761533
Kek, imagine if CPI wasn't cooked up

As a SIGA and PGNY shareholder I will be enjoying a cold beer tonight. It's Friday after all.

>>50761571
>VAX DOESNT STOP YOU FROM GETTING IT, BUT TAKE IT SO WE CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL!!!! REEEEE!!!!

>>50761571
Cope

I timed the bottom (market open) with call options and the top (414 spy) with put options today. I don't care if I only made $3,700 usd swinging options. I'm happy. I closed all my positions because I'm not holding anything over the weekend leading into CPI Wednesday.

>>50761659

>>50761625
PGNY director just dumped on you.
>>50761659
85% effective and doesn't work in homosexuals with HIV because of Antivirals. 40% of homosexuals have HIV, which are 99% of the cases. Try harder to fud the vaccine nigger

>>50761682
Noice

>>50761191
Based.

>trump gets covid and doesn’t even know it: OMG!!! HES GONNA DIE!!!! HES NOT PRESIDENTIAL!!
>Biden gets covid 4 times: just a mild cough

>>50761474
Thanks for playing, goyim

>>50761533
everybody already knows this.

>>50761682
>>50761699
Monday will be down 50 points at close
Tuesday will be down 300 points at close
Wednesday will bounce 300 points at close as reddit slurps the dip

>>50761694
>85% sage and effective
>if you remove 99% of faggots who get it

>>50761718
Covid was always a meme, good on Trump for no selling that bullshit

>Report unusual sexual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

>>50761694
I'm aware of the insider action on PGNY. Been going on for months.

MEGL shill, GANESHA PRAISED YOU

>>50761726
Thanks Biden

>>50761814
CHINK stocks are pure gambles. Might as well buy OTM Puts/Calls on YINN/YANG

>>50761718
yeah covid was mostly dangerous when the outbreak began they mutate very quickly to less deadly versions as the virus starts to spread around globe. it happens always with these sars viruses

>>50761737
Common flu vaccine is around 35% effective and they push everyone to get it. You are over here posting autistic tin foil hat shit and shouting the JANUS Jab doesn't work like an absolute retard. We get it, you want your stock to be the best with no other alternatives.

>>50761878
>covid was mostly dangerous when the outbreak began
Nope, it was always a joke

>>50761836
I got in at $8.88 the village will be fed. I can now afford a toilette sir!

>>50761801
Based

>>50761938
in china when outbreak began it had decent outbreak you can easily calculate the death ratio on those cruise ships infected with the very first versions of virus

>>50761959
Wasn't this supposed to be switched to Zima?

>>50761814
will be shorting this pile of shit Monday

What do you guys the chances are of a dump vs pump Monday? Im leaning towards a dump being more likely (of course the most likely outcome is crab)

>>50761963
dumb stinky lainposter go back to /pol/

>>50761987
I don't know where you came from, but we respect our lain posters here

>>50761987
i rarely visit pol because pol so dumb and there are bots spreading misinfo etc. my views are always more on point, it's mix of creativity and just hard facts very similar what makes good traders. so naturally and more accurate as it with this discussion

>>50762028

How can I manipulate the price of a stock after hours

>>50762049
power of imagination

>>50762049
first step is not being a poor

Today sucked. Not gonna lie. Had to step in and do the work another dude was supposed to do in order to meet the deadline. But hell what can you expect when a guy wears a shower cap looking thing to the office?.. (Swear to god the dress code/appearance of employees has fallen into the shat over the last 5-10 years..)

>>50762070
What stock is this?

>>50762070
>when a guy wears a shower cap looking thing to the office
...wat?

>>50762070
This portfolio is pure melatonin

>>50762070
do you work at Subway?

>>50759763
You need to diversify. I made some hefty money today on MSI, Japan small caps and infrastructure.

>b-b-b-but diluting muh gains

You're a retard though, the way you beat the market is making the right small plays on macro features over time.

>>50760591
Race doesn't perfectly blend like you're making a chocolate milkshake. You might well end up with a son that looks like he swung in from the jungle.

>>50761801
>Hello Officer, the local S*GA shill hasn't gone outside for months but the weirdest thing is... He was abstaining even before the pox spread here!

>>50762070
I hate you so goddamn much

>>50761963
>death ratio
Doesn't mean anything

>>50762070
How's it feel watching WBD slowly decay to nothing?

WHAT
A
FREAK
SHOW

I'm reporting everyone posting that vaccine dont work meme on stock twits. Get fucked fuders

>>50762192
Lol, protecting your investment?

>>50762192
Cringe

>>50762298
Reported. Enjoy your permanent ban

>>50762192
>I'm reporting everyone posting that vaccine dont work meme on stock twits. Get fucked fuders

>>50762189

>>50762350
It's so horrible to see a patient develop mpox tremors.

>>50762347
Reported

>>50762192
kwab just posted 10 new hot anti-v*xx memes on stonktwits

>>50762360
Enjoy making a new account

>>50762382
>>50762382
>>50762382

>>50762390
fuck off

>had to explain the basics of stock picking to my (public sector) boss today
>realised that a position is about to open up leading an investment team that would be a jump on the career ladder for me
>no formal training in accounting or investment required, half the job will be working with consultants and training offered
>could probably make a good case as I've been investing for years as a hobby and have most of the background experience
>only catch is I fucking despise the guy my boss would be, we have completely different styles and he doesn't trust me enough to fuck off and let me do my job
>will be working long hours for 10k more, fucking hate my office and was looking to leave

Do I take it for the career boost?

>>50762192
IM REPORTING EVERYONE ON THIS INTERNET THING THAT ISN'T QUADRUPLE INJECTED YOU MIGHT GIVE MY PHONE A VIRUS AAAAAAAAAAA

>>50760435
Bought puts on CVNA and BYND today, already had TQQQ puts and UVXY calls.

>>50762070
>>50762093
A Durag?

>>50762409
Wealth is all

>>50762547
>niggers
he said office not mcdonalds

>bros….
>bbbrrrrooooossssss…..
>BBBBBRRRRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS…….
>gulp gulp gulp
….
>wagmi