/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for SQQQ calls

Third for buying the dip

CPI releases Wednesday. Prepare your anus \esemgee\

LABU just giga pumped

Mumu, are you okay?
>Mumu, are you okay?
Mumu, are you okay?
>Mumu, are you okay?

Seventh for poopies

whos got earnings plays for next week?

First you AAAAA, then you OOOOO, then you AAAAA again. KNEEL TO THE KING, MORTAL.

>>50755599
we the people never learn

>>50755654
you can play my toilet earnings, i'm holding in a big poo right now to unleash a monster all at once

Bear bros I am thinking we are back. I'm up $6 on my SQQQ calls. Mushroom talk was more fun than than trading.

>OP red
stocks go green
>OP green
stock go red
>OP red
...

my gookfu sent me a message that she sprained her back and got acupuncture and is going to be laid out in bed for a while. Is there a stock for this feel?

It’s time for another /smg/ consumer spending report. Here’s July’s spending snapshot. i can expand each category upon request

>>50755667
Puts on toilet

just keep in mind that we will

>>50755678
should be Topo Chico
>>50755679
$ROPE because she is not coming back
>>50755684
show me the 'egirls' category

>>50755634
GBT getting bought out.
I feel pretty dumb for selling yesterday now, but whatever I got a 100% gain.

no money to be made today, the market always stops moving when i wake up. then when i leave and check near close a bunch of stuff happened.

>>50755684
I would like to see "other"

>>50755679
i can think of one

$60 EOY

>>50755684
>spending $1,200 a month on groceries
>budgeting

Pick one retard.

>>50755703
>$ROPE because she is not coming back
I told her if she wasn't back by September I was buying a ticket to kore and going to go find her. So are you saying I should buy a ticket to korea?

>SPY pumps like 10+%
>goes down 1%
OMG ITS OVER MUMU SELL NOW

Why I sell siga. Fomo 750 back. Gibs me profits

>>50755713

>>50755684
>$1500 on food and dining
Jesus

Siga 30 when?

>>50755674
nice bro. I went for the september 2nd 38 call looks like both will profit
>>50755654
short PLTR. bagholders are getting euphoric, its done a tremendous run the past few months, and market is flipping to red. earnings are monday morning

>TSLA tanking the market
absolutely based

>>50755684

>>50755739
I think it's Chase and they don't always put the correct things in every category

>>50755748
>SPY drops 30% ytd
>has a 10% rebound rally
>OMG BOBO ITS OVER SELL NOW

lol

>>50755683
When was the last time it broke out of this channel? Above or below, don't really care which

>>50755755
>nails
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

What are some good options to buy ahead of the chinks' attempt to penetrate the twinks?

>>50755755
>Roblox
I would like to withdraw my request

Any VIXchads on life support in the thread? My calls havent decayed enough for me to FOMO out of yet, but idk vixbros

>>50755756
>>50755739
>>50755776

>>50755785

most of the bull cheerleading is coming from people who went from -45% YTD to -26% YTD, so every percent up gives them more hope that they'll eventually break even

>>50755684
kys

>>50755745
I would probably schedule the trip now truthfully. Having your girlfriend fly overseas and be gone for over a month is suspect to begin with.

>>50755762
Have some tarded 850p I’d like to see go ITM today

>>50755755
You're in Stuart?

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING THE MARKET HASNT MOVED IN AN HOUR
I HATE THE CRAB
I HATE THE CRAB
I HATE THE CRAB

>>50755803
Was this in one day? What the fuck lol

>>50755776
>>50755756
>>50755739

>>50755803
Dude

SIGA NIBBAS WHY DIDNT I BUY MOREEEEEEEEEEE

Imma need SPY to close above 412, thanks

It’s not too much to ask

>>50755758
Monday.

>>50755522
>If lumber breaks below $400, I'm going long and building my own house with the profits

Is it traded on the NYSE or Forex?

I think even if it crashes more it might continue to crash for a while as the housing market bubble pops

>>50755788
mid june. this is an exponential regression, so it doesn't move terribly much with new data.

>>50755745
there plenty of bugwomen in the sea man and good luck finding one specific one in the hive
also SIGA calls are absolutley fuego today

Holy fuck what was that 1 minute candle on SIGA
Short squeeze??

>>50755803
Yes. Went shopping for groceries, bought some milkshakes, went to the fish market, then later that night went out drinking at a few places

I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND $23.50 BROKEN $23.50 BROKEN

>>50755803
How fat are you

daily inflation nowcasting

Ohhh siga fudders, tongue my anus retarded nigger faggots.

I'm new to this and put 5k into SIGA at 18.50. What are calls and puts and how do u use them to make more money

>>50755797

If you look at the VIX and VVIX they're coiling into something nasty, after 10 descending red weeks any trigger will be kindle. Last times this has happened:

VIX +130%
VIX +137%
VIX +94%

so yeah, I personally suspect the trigger will be china engaging in some type of economic warfare, that would easily do it

>>50755820
Yes

>>50755860
she's the only one in the hive who deserves my sea men.

Will it repeat the same pattern?

>>50755887
If you have to ask you're not ready

>>50755599
>was "responsible" and took profits on SIGA at $18
>only holding half of initial
>should be happy, just feel pain and regret for being "responsible" earlier

AAAAAA

>>50755679
Baggie is going to slap the shit out of your nigger ass bro.

$100 SIGA TONIGHT

How do I cope with this other than roping

We did it my siggars, we done busted $23

>>50755872
Not very

Check out SPY 3 trading days before the past 2 CPI releases. It just keeps trending down before it gaps down in Futures the day of the release.

>>50755857
Just buy the futures contracts

>>50755891
We should meet up at the Benihanas next time I'm in town.

>>50755683
>>50755858
or if you're referring to when it truly broke out and made the channel change direction (it won't give good trend predictions while the trend is changing, i usually just use shorter channels for that), it's the january slaughter.

>>50755840
God damn you spend a lot of money on stupid shit. Makes me realize how much more fiscally responsible I am than you.

siga is the only stock pumping. it would be stupid to buy now.

I literally tried to tell you that COIN was going to short squeeze and no one listened to me lol. more for me.

>>50755916
damn brah

$472 on medical marijuana

>>50755916
>he bet against gay sex
Probably tongue some anus and make us non retards richer. Gorilla nigger.

>>50755887
Jfc, go look it up on YouTube, my dude.

>>50755863
>Squeeze has not been squozen
>Diamond assholes
>Melvin must pay

>>50755942
How much do you get for VA disability. These are very similar to enlisted spending patterns

>>50755933
WHAT DO I BUY RIGHT NOW TODAY TO MAKE MONEY SMART GUY

>>50755684
Hope this is bait

>>50755942
seriously you need an intervention

Shouldn't have talked shit mumu

>>50755953
680k shares traded in 1 minute, from $22.75 low to $23.63 high within 60 seconds
had to be a short covering, either directly short shares, or needing to cover their short delta from calls they sold

congrats to all GAYSEX holders

I'm not too comfortable with the cases dropping, tho, there needs to be more buttsex

>>50755959
None. I got out with 0%. I never went to BAS to document anything anyway. My wife supports me

>>50755887
Options are how you get rich quick. Most people here that buy options almost always make money. Especially the short dates calls. See if you can get margin through you broker and use that to buy more options for an extra boost.

>>50755912
If it does I will post my hairy asshole with sharpie in it

who chewed on the under sea cables?
I've got a horrible connection to us servers rn (from krautland)

>>50755841
had a chance to average down on some calls that dropped to .55

decided it was too risky. would have doubled my position and lowered my average by 20 to 30%

usually would have done it but u got burned with spy puts recently. probably doing to take profit today.

>>50755890
It's been agonizing on my psyche holding these over the past 2 weeks. I'm not used to playing with the numbies I am playing with, but i have to keep it in perspective that it is a small % of my overall portfolio, but it would hurt to take a total loss. But I'm glad you are seeing the same things I am seeing on these charts. It was unbelievable watching these calls print in real time as the house speaker's plane descended from 35k feet (meaning she wasnt shot out of the sky so volatility decreased). fuckin A man what is this shit turning into

>>50755819
>Have some tarded 850p I’d like to see go ITM today
Based. I don't want to get meme'd on with retail investor's favorite stock.
>today
GL

>>50755887
>>50755992
gotta get serious about trading to make it

>>50755985
Wow, jelly

>>50755922
>futures contracts
yes where?

>>50755981
What tool do you use to see that volume data?

>>50756016
Ty kind Anon. Likely won’t happen but that’s what lottos are for

>>50756003
I expect that bussy shaved for the pic.

Just heard a woman walk by my window saying bragging about having an iPad, Apple Watch, iPhone, MacBook. Buy AAPL.

>>50756030
Interactive Brokers.

SIGASISSIES WE ARE MAKING IT, WHEN $1000 SO I WILL MAKE IT?

>Get out of meetings
>GAY SEX is mooning

>>50755912
>>50756003
If SIGA hits $100 tonight, Ill go have unprotected sex with 20 faggots just to catch spunky munkypucks so that I can personally buy a treatment of SIGA. screencap this

thoughts on Apdn?

>>50755599
Do we think the dip is going to continue into next week? I just started a second recurring investment every market day.

>MMMRI spikes
>market goes down
Every time, with remarkable accuracy...

>you would be a fool to buy now
>$16
>only an idiot would buy now
>$18
>..
>$23
did i miss the 2022 gme aka siga?

To that guy who told me yesterday to buy puts on ASAN, I bought one put. I am down $30. Im not mad son, just disappointed

>>50756056
repost that pic of girl

>Coffee: made
>Cash: ready
>Market: crabbing
Yep. Another day to do nothing

I MISSED the SIGA BOTTOM!! I needed to buy moar!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50755840
>>50755684
>>50755803
>tfw I buy $12 of chicken thighs and $20 of burger patties it lasts me an entire weak
millenials spend what I do in months in a single week

What the fuck stopped us from hitting 24? What are these fags doing? How can you still be shorting this?

>>50756047
priced in

>>50756040

I fucking hate that kid. I'd have aborted that kid.

>>50755902
that's my bet although an official announcement of pox being a pandemic or anything really can send it higher

>>50756083
Ooo, I got a fresh one from yesterday

Where you @, cis-shit?

>>50755984
Guys, give me some copium pls

>>50756087
It's the new NVAX

How manipulated is the VIX these days?

>>50756087
GME went up like 2000% in a month bruh

>>50756109
Speak for yourself. I do just fine with my $120~$140 a month on groceries

>>50756112
>you got a probwum with Caleb you got a probwum with me. This isntjussahosbible

>>50756106
How's the coffee at Monk's?

>>50756137
I like my protein

>>50756111
Checked, but it's about to golden cross.

>>50756103

>>50756112
c;mon kaleb has had like 100 surgeries.

>>50756144
Diane, I can't say that I can enjoy it. Not that it tastes bad, but the other patrons are neurotically arguing about abstaining from masturbation.

>>50756122
How much is your insurance bro? I'm in Orlando and I just renewed at $1300. Wondering how bad you coasties are getting raped

dubs and i buy some marijuana today.

>>5075615
>Almost as many as me

>>50756146
>Gen X
>posting anime
Who would’ve thought

>>50756040
Loved this nigga in Twin Peaks

>>50756143
caleb's gonna grow up swimming in amputee pussy

>>50756151
That's a photo of 2 men.

>>50756161
dubs and you find the god

>>50756151
would nut so hard in him

>>50756148
thats bearish how many times have you seen stuff reject the cross. pump on the death cross and dump on the golden

>>50756122
$2600 this year

>>50756177
This is him now, feel old yet?

>30% of china's gdp is real estate
>the sector is collapsing
>>50756166
>"anime reaction images?! on my 4chan?!!!"

>>50756184
This time is different. I saw it in a dream.

>>50756182
JESUS ISNT REAL ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why does siga move inversely with the market?

>>50756216
That’s bullish

>>50755969
Atai life science.
Psychedelics keep popping up in media. It has retard attention (Kathy) and is heavily shorted.

>>50755843
It is a lot to ask, I need it to drop 100% (to 0)

>>50756151
QUI!?

You didn't bounce back. Your bullishness was unwarranted. Your fate is in this bag.

>>50756216
just like GME did.

PLUG
>PLUG
PLUG
>PLUG
PLUG
>PLUG
PLUG
>PLUG
PLUG
>PLUG
PLUG
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PLUG
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>PLUG

>>50756187
Yikesaroni

>>50756055
Thank you for your sacrifice

>>50756040
or you bb anything.
>>50756055
FUCKIN BASED

>>50756216
Its movement correlates to the amount of gaysex taking place.

>SIGA at ATH
>looks around nervously for the $22.67 hedgie crew
Please guys
Please don't do it again.
My heart can't fucking take it.
Have mercy on the poor just this once. We're just trying to make it a little bit. Just a little. Please

>>50756199
No I felt old when I was watching Yankee's old timers day, and recognizing a bunch of players from their playing days.

>>50755840
post BMI

>>50755984
>>50756120
Still trending upwards.

>>50756229
I don't get it. She doesn't look Jewish at all to me. Looks Nordic.

so 24 is the top for siga? Should we buy puts or sell puts here.

Dubs and everyone has good luck on the market today and all their analyses are correct

>>50756235
only thing keeping me green today, wondering how the upcoming earnings call is going to play out.

Imagine not shorting Coinbase and Carvana on a day like this. This is like a gift from above

all of the worst stocks are pumping today: BYND, DKNG, FUBO, TTCF, COIN, CVNA, BBBY

smg I have an interview in an hour and I have food poisoning. What do. Please advise.

>>50756206
also the 50 day is nowhere near the 200, what averages are you talking about? also
>rejecting off the 0.702

>>50755857
>lumber
>forex
lmao commodity futures are traded in Chicago, just google it

Longing cheap lumber seems like a good idea, but what would make lumber spike again like in 2021 which was caused covid crushing supply while demand bounced back?

>>50756288
blessed anon

>>50756288
Nice, bull run will continue shortly and I can go back to not caring about the market only to pull profits once a month like I used to. Thanks anon!

>>50756266
it peaked, siga down to zero eoy

> SPY down 0.5% after a two-month rally
It's over

>>50756288
Checked
Nice
Thanks!

So VIX is up a whole two percent today while UVXY is flat? What the fuck? I’m still down 30% on my October and December contracts. Do I just cut my losses here? I have no appetite for playing CPI when it’s clearly going to show that inflation has muh peaked. Even though everybody who can think straight knows that one data point doesn’t say shit. Gasoline prices are going to stay manipulated until midterms and then that shit is going to pump again. It’s all so tiresome. Equity traders are really degenerates. It’s so nasty out here makes me just want to gamble on fixed income shit

this was the pullback folks....

>>50756297
Throw up and hydrate

>>50756290
They will get fucked in the ass of course kek

>>50756297
Simple. Walk into the interview and introduce yourself. Then take your resume and sit it in the chair. Pull down your pants, take a massive watery food poisoning diarrhea shit on your resume. Hand it to the interviewer, don't wipe, do a 360 and walk away. It's literally how I got my last 3 jobs. They like people who can't think outside the box

>>50756297
No call no show. Make them call you

>>50756315
Yeah it’s bullshit. I’m down on VIXY

Might just want to trade VIX contracts directly

>>50756297
Do the interview. If you start puking use it in the interview. Say: “excuse me, I’m a bit sick right now *BLARGH* agh, I’m sorry! I just really want this job and I didn’t want to cancel on you.”

This will make you seem like a good worker, dedicated to the task.

>>50756288
WGMI

SPY 414+ today LESGO

>pox has been declared a health emergency. you should buy stock in the company that makes the only treatment available.
>lol stfu retard

>hey you should buy stock in this no name company that has no reason to go up besides my amateur analyses and TA (also i have an anime image)
>makes sense to me!!!
midwits

Im now thoroughly convinced we're headed for great recession 2.0, so whats an best option play to 1000:1 if I time it right?

Siga fudders calling the top again. How dumb can you nigger faggots be? Everyday you are wrong , everyday you choose to fud and not jump on the train. SMG is literally 50 IQ brainlets. It was evident on the earnings call yesterday. Buy more soxl retarded nigger faggots

>>50756315
God fucking newfags do your own research. UVXY is a product that contains VIX FUTURES.

>>50756366
are you saying anime posters are wrong? that would mean my whole trading strategy is ruined.

>>50756311
It will go back up again. Sorry, I don't make the rules, the CDC does.

>>50756366
umm but they have an anime image

PEGY + 50% ahead of earnings, too bad I owned 900% more yesterday FML

WHAT TO SLURP

>>50756315
/smg/ UVXY traders are fucking retarded and don't understand VIX futures and how contango affects them. Right now UVXY is mainly VIX Sept 22 futures, contango is strong meaning that everyday Sept futures have a tendency to go down to get closer to spot VIX. There's also the fact that it's a futures contract so short term movements that aren't foreseen to have much of an effect by the time the contract expires will have limited effect.

>>50756373
I guess to some they don't invest out of principle. Same reason I didn't invest in CLF I simply couldn't get myself to invest in the same thing clftranny did. He was that insufferable. He's that much of a nigger.

>>50756373
I made heavy, 5 figure profits with only 200 bucks using siga this week
You gotta get good and be able to make money off the rips and dips
Don't be sense, fool

honestly i dont want the bullrun to continue. i dont want the fed to do QE again. i want the economy to suffer so that in the long run its healthier.

>>50756350
VIX futures are also down today genius. Funny how VIX trading is just too cognitively demanding for some people.

>>50756369
SPY put

>>50756409
shut up, NERD!

Yeah. I’m thinking
>We are back and there’s no more malarkey

i'm up 92% on the siga

>>50756409
that's antisemitic

>oil below pre-invasion levels
>Jobs historically high
>Inflation still not under control
>S&P hitting resistance
>war in stalemate

My whole body is screaming at me to go short.
Jobs can only go down from here.
Low oil prices reflecting low anticipated demand from industrial contraction.
Dropping oil was the leading indicator back in 2008, it should be screaming up with all this disruption going on, why doesn't the rest of the market reflect this demand crash?

What am I missing here?

Holy crab.

>>50756406
English isn't your first language is it fren

>>50756315
>>50756395
What this means is you've already paid a premium for your VIX exposure because the futures priced in higher VIX in the future. A losing trade idea unless you get lucky. Buy VIX options directly.

>>50756409
I'd rather we continue kicking the can down the road. I don't care about zoomers and wouldn't mind fucking them over.

>>50756369

well OTM IEF/TLT calls

long bond has been by far the easiest and most profitable trade, it just sucks the 10 year barely gives you a chance to get back in

>buy IEF calls on dips
>sell for 5-10k profit
>keeps rallying
>did this three times this year so far

yeah if I held them I would easily have doubled what I made, but who the fuck complains about taking profit after an easy 5-10k from an options play?

>>50755924
>>50755858
Thanks!

>>50756409
Oh yeah, the 10 year stock winter they keep talking about..It's like it's already decided there is going to be an 8 year republican president without even voting.

it's over

>>50756428
Do they really just bomb a random arab, call him an al-Qaida leader, and think people care?

>>50756465
I care that it's not enough

>>50756451
just short VIX futures and make contango gains lmao it's that easy, you're trading against UVXY-longing retards who think that's a better hedge than shorting equities.

>>50756331
>>50756347
>>50756348
>>50756351
they called me again after I ghosted the first time so I'll go. The only thing in me is water. If I don't report back assume I slipped and fell in my own fluids

>>50756439
Well first the malarkey is gone.

>>50756482
roger
selling naked calls on vix thanks for the advice

>>50756297
I'm an important man that does important things, and I know what this is like. When you make it, you can't just call in sick, and people take your sickness as a sign of weakness. Here's the real advice homie.

Force yourself to puke everything you can.
Keep puking until you it comes out gray. That's bile. That's how you know you're empty.
Chug some pepto bizmo

Take 3x Advil and 3x Tylenol 30 mins before interview. Drink 2x-3x White Monsters 20 mins before interview. Say "ah-yep," then burp.

15 mins before interview, get sports bottle of water. Go to toilet -- if at home you're good, if you're in an office building go to a DIFFERENT FLOOR THAN YOUR INTERVIEW. Relax your asshole. Spray water directly on asshole and/or in asshole, depending on size of SIGA holdings. Release into toilet. Wipe. Grab 2x paper towels, fold in half. Jam directly onto asshole and pull up pants.

This should buy you about an hour to an hour and a half. Use it well.

>>50756487
You already missed the meeting and now going to show up late? Jesus just call back and say you were on the toilet because of food poisoning. Have you ever been honest and seen where that gets you?

>>50756439
QE never stopped and the Fed tricked the retards into believing it did. Now the Fed gets to curb inflation without reducing their balance sheet all by fooling the dumdums for the millionth fucking time.

It’s time to stop fighting clown world and just make money off of it. They’re going to play out the MMT move. They want to know if it works in practice and as long as the livestock doesn’t question the value of Federal Reserve Notes then the game can continue.

>>50756487
You ghosted and still got another chance? Yeah dude just power through.

>>50756506
please do, that might actually help my vix long calls print if the market makers decide to come take your naked position

>MEGL
I can’t stress this enough, watch Chinese IPOs. They’re pumping and dumping almost every single one. If my gay brokerage allowed me to short MEGL I would.

>>50756461
What did I miss everything is crabbing?
Also I fucken hate UVXY when does this go up?!

>>50756506
uh anon, I meant this as a long term strategy of slow and steady gains through contango by monthly contract rollover at expiry. I don't want to encourage anyone to make degenerate short-term options bets where the effect of contango is dwarved by intramonth fluctuations.

i wish i could get a notification when the market is going to make a big move. SPY needs an app that will tell me "alert: about to dump 1% in 15 minutes. buy shorts now". to think, its 2022 and we still dont have an app for that.

>>50756102
kek me too. we should have sold when it dipped early this morning instead of bagholding

What would this economy be like today if we never moved away from the gold standard? Could it survive? Is fiat a necessary evil?

>>50756536
Learn TA

>>50755684
>$1500 on food

How many avocado toasts is that? Jesus Christ, I thought me spending $100/week was pushing it kek

>>50756525
>>50756506
>>50756482
>>50756451
>>50756417
>>50756395
>>50756375

why even directly long vol unless you're ACTUALLY hedging? Why not just buy cheap puts on equities?

>>50756457
>TLT call
pretty smart, bond yields always go back up when they inverse like this, but the yield curve hasnt been this inverted in over 40 years
i dont want to play smart, i want to gamble, i want to turn 1k into 1m so I can be done with this shit for good

>>50756532
>make degenerate short term bets
roger i'm on it thanks for the encouragement

What time is CPI report on Wednesday?

>>50756536
It's called algos and insider trading goy

>>50756532
>intramonth fluctuations
market maker BS, fixed it for ya, don't mention it pal

>>50756526
idk man it got really expensive to short HKD at the top plus barely any volume

>>50756536
Too bad this would be illegal. Imagine you run RedditHood and you decide to add such an alert (based on an """AI algo""") that tells everyone SPY is about to dump, thus causing RHers to dump.

>>50756558
Y-you're welcome, I guess...

>>50756529
>Also I fucken hate UVXY when does this go up?!
the only way its going up is circuit breakers bud
cmon china do a thing

Get those WBD shorts ready.

>>50756510
> Say "ah-yep," then burp.

Lol, I do that sometimes IRL

This is the generational bottom for the Biden Boom. Buy now or get priced out for a decade.

>>50756561
The past 2 CPI releases, the market has crabbed during its 5th and 4th day. During the 3rd, 2nd, and day of the release, it always dumped in Futures 1 hours before market-open

>>50756572
>Too bad this would be illegal.
Just don't put your name on it. That easy.

>>50756457
>long bond has been by far the easiest and most profitable trade
no, that would be long the USD

>>50756518
>QE never stopped and the Fed tricked the retards into believing it did
retard

>>50756536
tradingview.com
then use guikroth's ATR smooth script

>>50756526
>MEGL
Fuck I forgot to wake up early and buy in. Son of a bitch.
What's the next one?

>>50756556
Well I was up $10k while House Speaker Pelosi was at an altitude of 35k. I looked at the daily charts and picked a strike and expiration based on my mean reversion analysis and i was 1 point off on my strike and didnt want to take profit because im stobborn and think it should have gone higher than 25. I also have a long ETF portfolio that is professionally managed and I do degenerate stuff like this in my day trading account.

Is now the time to buy MEGL bros?

>>50756591
So you're saying we dumping Monday and Tuesday?

>yesterday the brokerage didn't manage to book the cash transfer
>today indices are going red
I knew something was up. Told you.

>>50756578
glad I offed that shit as quick as it was dumped on me.

>>50756586
top signals all over the place today

>>50756556
For me it's a journey that went like this
>I can long equities and make money
>equities dumped, I need a hedge
>I can long equities and long VIX futures to hedge in case equities dump
>No wait, equities dumped and VIX did fuck all to hedge due to contango loss
>I can short VIX and hedge by shorting equities and thus benefit from contango, that makes more sense
>I can just short VIX futures and nothing else

>>50756439
>What am I missing here?
Fink manipulating the markets with Aladdin while the party of the tribe is in power.

>>50756586
It's called inflation anon.

>>50756608
You didn’t even have a chance to buy in. Chinese whales pumped it to 50 at open.

>>50756643
whats the ticker to short VIX futures?

>>50756578
Can't they just keep them separated

>>50756635
Also
>investing.com now shows today as green in 1D chart
Absolutely jewish.

Job numbers must be fake the markets did not foreactllow them.

>>50756666

they removed it because it was free money

>>50756666
/VX but something tells me you shouldn't be shorting VIX futures.

>>50756643
thanks for the free game anon. Once my VIX long call saga plays itself out, I'm going to be looking into shorting Vol strats like you described

>>50756576
Should I buy more UVXY calls? 52 week low.... my current contracts are like -50%...

>>50756586
>he thinks this is the bottom
Demtards are spending cash they dont have to buy time, crash will be all the worse for it.

>>50756666
checked, you have to see if your broker has them, it's not a stock nor an ETF.

Btw right now isn't quite the time to short VIX, a good entry point is when VIX is above 33.

>>50756703
>my current contracts are like -50%
Might as well. CPI Wednesday is going to make or break the market.

How come strategies always work until they don't m

I am finally out of the hole, 7% up ytd.
six months ago i was n -89%. Glad i didnt sell and just dc'ad.

I am assembling a Faggot Strike Team.

Objective: To infect as many homosexuals with munkeypox
Chance of Survival: Low
Reward: Large

>>50756703
>52 week low
Dunno if b8 or genuine retardation

UVXY CALLS AND PLTR PUTS FREE MONEY ALERT

>SIGA getting rug pulled

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>50756691
haha yea i get that little voice on my shoulder all the time too. just ignore it

>>50756703
I hope this isn't you

>>50756151
>tfw no role-playing man gf

Just bought a BYND put fuck vegans

>>50756602
Are you saying they’re not buying anything at all? There are securities expiring every month. If this is “unwinding” then literally every downward movement of the line should be considered “unwinding”.

This looks like crabbing to me, but whatever you say, bub.

>>50756717
i'll just buy SVXY

>>50756703
idk anymore, I don't think we'll be seeing any more crazy moves like we had the past few months. Is this stagflation? Endless crab?

What we doin here, gunbros?

>>50756746
Holy fuck what the fuck how do retards get this much money

I wish we could get some bad economic data so finally the market can go up.

>>50756605
according to this thing, the only stock it told me to buy was POWW.

>>50755636
I sold some X and UUUU today.
I made 36% on X and 18% on UUUU.
I still have more of each to sell.

>>50756723
The only thing I would argue is in 2018 when rate hikes reached 2.0-2.5 the market dumped. We are currently at the same interest rate. So taking the current interest rate, what logic is there for SPY to continue pumping to pre December 2021 when they had almost no interest at that time?

>>50755633
Gas was $5 gal on 4th of July… is $3.70 now. Buy Buy Buy

>>50756605
looks promising

>>50756770
This. Bad economic data is bullish because there's no where to put the money except ponzi.

>>50756586
We can only go up from here!

I AM FOMOING INTO MEGL

>>50756766
Getting a loan is easy.

>>50756756
>still below pre-pandemic levels
unironically scam-tier

Come on NASDAQ do something. Did everyone already leave for the weekend and it is just the algos going back and forth? Hello?

>>50756798
You should fomo into some homosex bussy anon

>>50756755
they are letting more expire than they are buying, as stated in their original plan. it's not some secret that they put a cap on how much expires every month.

>>50756779
BUY BUY BUY

INFLATION IS ONLY GOING TO BE 7.9% THIS MONTH

>>50756766
rich parents.

>>50756798
>trading halted

>>50756801
yea but i'm too lazy for the contango dance. just buy it at 40 and sell at 50

>>50756741
>siga getting rug pulled
>up 17%
SMG once again proving the average iq is 50. No idea why I frequent this shitty thread. 99% of people here are not only poor, but retarded

Anyone with money to burn as in you're about to throw it into a slot machine or give it to a hobo, here is a risky value play. ASTR. Everyone thinks ASTR is dying. Maybe it is. In fact it probably is. Some poo in loo on youtube lost almost half a million on this stock and I want a chance that money just out of spite for the scamming fuckers. If there's any chance they recover by getting their shit together it's now or never. Recovery is possible I mean they had a successful launch so it's not impossible kek. They posted piss poor earnings and now the price tanked hard but the thing is it was already near rock bottom. If this piece of shit recovers it's 5-10x even potentially 20x return easily.

just push my PLTR calls back ITM before close thanks

what are the odds I can make enough through trading to support myself in a country like Greece or Argentina? I'm starting with 20k, I obviously won't be trading that amount but yk, just want to know your experiences

>>50756818
t. salty bobo retard

>>50756766
male prostitution

>>50756829
0%

>>50756805
it'll just be crabbing/dumping until wednesday

>>50756829
20k USD? Lol you'll need more than that, real talk.

>>50756737
Here you go retard.

>>50756739
>UVXY calls
Fuck off nigger

>PLTR puts
Yeah, okay

>>50756829
you got this bro

>>50756807

Time for the Pump to green

>>50756827
>it cant go lower
>*goes lower*
or
>*crabs at the low forever*

>>50756848
>>50756852
Appreciate the realism

I'm gonna look into investing in a small business or trading or something

Unless shit moons you guys don't make major cash right?

>>50756741
You have learned your lesson

>>50756853
>he doesn't get it
I don't doubt that it's near an all-time low you mouth breathing moron because IT ALWAYS IS. That's what contango does. Zoom out and wonder why it looks like that.

>>50756829
Trade Options and remember your ABC's. If you can make $500/usd per trading day you'll make it.

>>50756726
I know some Jewish tricks that have always worked for 1000s of years.

who would like to fellate me

>>50756925
>>50756925
>>50756925

>>50756904
Could go somewhere a lot more expensive with 126k

>>50756915
so what you're saying is if i move to a third world country i can make it if i bring a pack of niggers with me and lend that 20k out at high interest

>>50756903
this is probably one of those once/twice per decade moments when you actually can make a lot of money on uvxy but its a gamble

>>50756816
Let’s talk again when it’s down to the low $8T. I don’t buy it, but I’ve been wrong before. Someone is buying bonds and keeping the yield low and it isn’t Main Street.

>>50756904
just boule your money each day with TQQQ calls and SQQQ calls. use about 200 a day in risk

>>50756954
ok see you in a year

>>50756931
your govx printed, congrats

>>50756703
>calls
UVXY is a solid long term hold. just DCA shares.

>>50756829
Don't quit your day job.

>>50756894
I have been trading for a year now.
I have a business degree, and economics degree, a Series 7, and have worked in senior positions in two venture capital firms and the US Dept of Commerce.
I lost $10k.
If you want to learn how the market works then you have to be prepared to lose money to learn.
I hope that gives you an idea of what you would be getting into.

>>50755803
I know where you live based on your restaraunt transactions

>>50756888
>it cant go lower
when did I say that?

>>50755908
I know that feel bro, but I also know if I didn't take profits it would've gone down, cursed to always have a better move I could've made