/biz/ - Business & Finance

and so it begins edition

first for WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT TO BE

I have natural inherent dislike for african-americans and hebrews and wish to do harm upon them.

>daily reminder
Mumus are retarded and are buying during a global depression + hyperinflation scenario

What shape does this look like to you?

>>50753049
what are you in currently

>>50753030
I hope my risky high leveraged put position works out this time or I'm going to be broke

>FUBO
We going to crab at drop? Thinking drop back to 3.

ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50753026
I had 3 calls at strike price 415 yesterday, sold all though. Damn I made the right call

Can arkk PLEASE drop 20% today? It's only fair

i'm an american everything made out of a potato is a chip except for fries

>data comes out showing fears of deep recession might be unfounded
>Oil sells off anyway over fears of deep recession
I'm not good at this.

WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT

>>50753059
Link & BTC, I just came here to laugh at stockfag permabulls

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT TO BE MUMU FUCKING SHITS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>pumps immediately

>>50753057
Vibepression man

WTF THE FUCK WAS THAT ?!

Stroke my cock and suck my balls.

I'M RICH BITCH!!!!!

>ding ding ding ding ding ding
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

My spy puts are going to print. Mumu fags btfo

amd on discount for the next 3 minutes get your shares naow

LGBT BTFO

>>50753104
that looks like a beautiful day for driving

Slurp the heckin' dipperino apes.

>AMD
>UBER
>my puts
come on baby, go lower

Up or down? Its time to buy options niggers

>that volume
Lol, lmao even. Everyone traded premarket. It's only down from here on as retail gets heemed.

Wait...are bobos celebrating? Lamo day's not even started yet.

SIGARILLOS our time is now

GOOD JOBS REPORT IS LE BAD!!!
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

imagine ever betting against siga

The delivery services are pumping on good sales. I thought we were in a crippling recession and no one was buying oil anymore?>>50753149

>>50753003
>Good news is bad.
China pulling their own "tactical mission" in Taiwan isn't good news lmao
How even...

Of course it's all plummeting towards zero now
Just like when Russia moved into Ukraine
Same story

>check the volume

>>50753030
Oh noooo we reversed gains from yesterday. And going back up already. Shouldn't celebrate before we go back to the lows stinky bears

What's this pattern called?

>>50753167
>recession is le good BUY BUY BUY BUY

Pre market is such nonsense
Never looking at that shit again

ARE YOU BUYING LE DIP BEFORE THE NEXT BULL RUN?

>2015 recession skipped
>2022-2023 Shmita year coming up
>so far only 25% down
>last 2 times went down 60-70%

We close green today.
Employment cannot be interpreted as not bearish. It's not inflationary. More jobs = more output = neutral price levels.

Only reason stocks are down is this massive DXY spike. The dips will be slurped.

>>50753188
The Dancing Israelis.

>>50753153
>>50753176

>>50753208
kek

>>50753211
lmfao why was carvana ever worth over $350 per share?

>>50753200
This, and the real dump always happens when Shemitah ends. Expect a rug pull circuit breaker day on the exact date it ends this year, September 26th.

>>50753204
This. Bobos are delusional.

>>50753176
In my 5 years here I don't think I've ever met a more pathetic group of bears than SIGA bears. Truly the bottom of the barrel of bears which is really really bad when you think about it considering bears in general are the bottom of the barrel.

going to slurp up this dipperino!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1555225203550130177

>>50753208

>He didn't buy BMBL puts

>>50753227
They're just desperate for a win at this point.
To be fair I think this rally has peaked, but this data right here is not what marks a top.

>>50753228
Can you blame bears? SIGA actively is destroying their community and reasons for life

dead cat, gap down in t-minus 10 minutes

>>50753234
>https://twitter.com/i/status/1555225203550130177
LMAO is that CLF tranny?

>>50753244
I'm pretty sure all my shit is going up for the rest of the year.

>>50753003
Because it's not good news, we all know they're lying.

>>50753078

>Good news is bad news for oil
>Bad news is bad news for oil

Meanwhile tech bags with shitty ERs moon if Powell farts sideways, it's not fair bros.

>>50753244
Admittedly probably the dumbest thing you could be invested in right now is index funds, or even worse leveraged index funds like TQQQ and SPY. We are definitely in a recession but that doesn't mean you can't make money off of individual stocks.

>>50753189
OMG A TECHNICAL RESCESSION!!!! THE 1930S DEPRESSION IS BACK! MICHEAL BURRY WAS RIGHT AGAIN

whats the news on siga?

>7 more weeks of hyperinflation until FOMC
>unhinged employment numbers
>wages rising so fast the moon is in sight
That may have been the warmup rally over the last few weeks unless the Fed does a surprise midmeeting hike.

$BBBY told ya

CRAZY NANCY JUST GOT US DRAGGED INTO WW3. THANKS BITCH! UNIRONICALLY!

Why dump after good news?

>>50753260
unironically based CEO, he named them lol

ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

>>50753286
Short sellers got heemed during the earnings call, nothing but good news for the future.

>>50753286
Promising trials and US emrgency declaration

>>50753284
A part of me wants this to have more faces on it and be a gif of the faces moving to replace those face textures in doom

>20 broken
SIGA homophobes...
>>50753286
Joe is enforcing gay sex via executive order. You can't spread the pok if everyone has it.

>>50753301
Because way, way in the future the Fed will raise rates more than anticipated

Can anyone explain to me what the actual fuck is wrong with futures traders? There has not been one singular day in the past 40 sessions where futures have been correct. Like wtf are those guys doing lmao

>>50753286
gays still having sex

>>50753300
Digits, now print my vix calls bitch

Are there any publicly traded gyms I can short? Gymcels are the cringiest bunch of people

>>50753260
After watching that clip my CLF turned green.
Thanks, fren.

>>50753299
I still have an $80 January call just for shits. It's never going to $80 though kek

>>50753325
post body

>Amazon buying irobot
Amazon Chad's wgmi. Amazon will own every robot out there soon. Military contracts are next. They should buy Boston dynamics and start having their robo at 15 dogs patrol neighborhoods.

SIGA SISTERS UNLOCK THE PORTAPOTTIES

>>50753234
>stock went from $8 to $16
>hes still CEO
KEK bobos absolutely and utterly BTFO

>>50753316
>futures
>correct
Anon, since when you were under the impression that futures are supposed to dictate the direction market will take? Futures are literally just derivative index-pegged shitcoins.

Entire market is a shitcoin right now, even Amazon is doing 10% swings. For fucks sake a trillion dollar company is literally swinging 100 billion a day.

What do you use for live market data?

>>50753325
The amount of seethe and projection in that comic is fucking hysterical.

>>50753342
Erobot? EROBOT EROBOT

>>50753316
There’s nothing wrong, it’s unpredictable just like the stock market itself.

is apdn still a buy?

>>50753357
Tradingview nigger, nothing else is live enough. Unless you are fucking moneybags with Bloomberg terminal.

>>50753286
State enforced homosexuality

I love the paradox of good job growth and overall good things for the average American is bad for the market. The best thing for the market would be indentured servitude at no pay to corporations for eternity, no benefits, just slave until you die on breadcrumbs.

>>50753357
smg

>>50753282
Disagree. Index funds, particularly SPY/QQQ, benefit from structural demand due to 401k investment.
They're designed to move higher over time, as long as the US working age population continues to grow.

While megacaps may appear overvalued relative to microcaps, it's this persistent overvaluation that allows them to continuously acquire those cheaper microcaps, thus continuing the reflexive move upwards towards infinity. It's a ponzi scheme. Every new passive 401k dollar at a higher multiple locks in the valuation of the previous generations dollars. Real earnings compound ever higher, despite looking increasingly expensive.

Someday this will all blow over spectacularly, but I doubt it'll be within the next decade.

>>50753344
>fags are demonic filth

Also water is wet more news at 11.

>>50753357
intuition tells me everything

>>50753087
link and BTC are following the market down these days
sorry for your losses

I bought SPY and AAPL Puts Wednesday near the top and sold them at open today. My portfolio is looking good with +3%

>>50753378
I love the paradox of having an inverted yield curve and recession being good for the market. I love my shorts being fucking heemed not once but twice in a row on bad economic data.

>>50753378
Be more miserable commie faggot

>>50753374
Do I have to register to get live data? This has the usual 15min delay for me
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NASDAQ-NDX/

>>50753325
I bet the person who drew this is fat as fuck and will catch the monkie pox from engaging in promiscuous activities with members of the same sex.

>>50753357
Doing the opposite of what /biz/ says of course.

Oil just went green, what a fucmijg shitshow

>>50753377
LEL

>>50753325
>that pic
holy shit

>>50753420
NASD -ACK! is delayed unless you're a paypig, there's nothing you can do about it.

>>50753403
>sold at open
anon.. too early

>>50753389
>>50753434
Based 300 IQ bigbrains there.

>>50753383
Yes everyone knows that buy and hold works but I look at it as wasted opportunity costs because you have to wait through recessions and dips.

>>50753286
Wtf is going on

why the fuck are we going down there is no reason for this, this market is rigged

DRAGONFLY DOJI SPOTTED ON THE TSLA 1 MINUTE CHART, SWITCH TO CALL OPTIONS NOW!

siga niggas.....

>>50753447
Bullshit. Looking at the Puts right now and they're 1.50 less than open market price

>>50753454
It's just homosexuality-fueled rocket. Mind the neck-snapping G-forces.

>>50753454
>he doesn't know

SIGA sissies, in this moment I am Euphoric.

>>50753455
>there is no reason for this
reports

X will break 24 today.

siga puuumpin

>>50753445
I'm not surprised at all, why would the casino give any edge to the players.

>bynd misses earnings hard
>up 20%
apes together strong!

>>50753383
>Someday this will all blow over spectacularly, but I doubt it'll be within the next decade.
Soon they'll have to choose between hyperinflation and letting the ponzi scheme blow up, the system hasn't worked without an infinite drip of printed money since 2008

>>50753455
pricing in a 12% inflation report

>>50753334
>>50753362
>>50753423
>>50753444
Gymcels with no hobbies detected

Reminder that jews literally worship Satan and Evangelion is based

>>50753204
>job market running too hot is bullish
>t. simpleton

>>50753188
Jewish victory

>>50753410
I'm not a commie that thinks society should be destroyed, but things were fine in the 1950s when your average man could buy a house and support a family on a decent job. Putting my interests aside, the path we are on will ultimately be worse for the market due to the instability it creates. Squeezing the workers is good for profits, until the average person is too poor to buy your product.

SIGA will, with Allah's blessing, save my portfolio today.

>>50753502
guppy is my favorite post-troll account, way better than that ulysse fag ever was

Anybody hold HUT 8 mining? They mine BTC and ETH that they exchange for BTC. They don’t sell any yet they are just holding for the time being. Is this the best way to invest in Bitcoin without actually having to invest in Bitcoin?

>>50753495
They not only missed earnings but McD also shitcanned them.

I SOLD MY SIGA AT 19.34 GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN

>>50753188
The market maker takeover... Also Jews suck baby dicks... Literally

>>50753502
I'm a hamchad, I don't need to go to the gym. I'm strong and high test effortlessly.

>>50753350
It's funny you say that about AMZN, because I've been dismayed by the same thing. I usually trade AMD, so I am accustomed to stage 50 asscancer. I tried out AMZN and was astounded to find it is even more volatile than AMD despite being a 15x larger company. This is truly one of the healthiest markets of all time.

>>50753273
>BYND sells 0 burgers
>LCID sells 0 cars
>stocks still moon
Just avoid anything with an ESG rating since they seem to be first in line at the funny money printer.

>>50753502
>muh arts
Nobody needs more works of art in this day and age. We've done it, there's enough art for a lifetime and you don't need more

>>50753515
Remember last Friday when SIGA bombed from 22 to 14 in a single candle?

>>50753316
>futures have been correct
such brainlets itt, futures reflect the state of the market at the current instant, only an absolute moron assumes that it's some kind of prediction. That's like saying the open market is wrong about the about the next day's session.

>>50753502
Extreme midwit take holy fuck lmao

It's another day of deep red start green finish! How many is that now in the past month? Bears have to be on the verge of suicide at this point

Retail is so desperate it’s fucking oof. They’re gonna get wrecked and I hope I still own puts when they do

>>50753482
when BabethePigBoi starts talking, I sit my piss-drunk ass down and listen

>>50753502
Healthy body, healthy mind, faggot

>>50753547
Wont be happening again. Capitulate and stop wasting you time and money. Close your shorts Martin.

>>50753547
Ah yes, 8000 cases ago. Feels like just yesterday.

>>50753538
>selling SIGA while cases rise crazy
>SELLING siga before pandemic announcement
you dumb son

Holy fucking shit, sisters.

Is SIGA a fucking magical money machine? I finally feel like I have the alpha of an elite. Just bet with the reptilian elites and make unlimited money on retarded bears. No TA, no analysis. Just follow the “smart” money.

Any other steel barons around?

This FUBO run.

>>50753596
I've been holding ASTL while it crabs for 3+ months if that counts.

Ah, I see oil stocks are repricing from $35 crude to $36 crude.

>>50753591
Don't forget to sell during euphoria.

>>50753558
Remember it's not over until GMEtards capitulate. The only thing to watch in order to understand the mind of an average retailtard

>>50753357
use your broker dummy

>>50753612
When does the new season start?

>>50753599
unprofitable and dying companies that just missed earnings are very bullish

>>50753610
You should have bought X and CLF.

>>50753611
They're priced for $75 crude.

>>50753591
They get lazier and lazier with covering up their plans because people keep getting dumber and dumber. So it's easier for people like us to catch on to what's happening before the general public does. We knew from day one mpox was going to become a big deal because gays are disgusting creatures and the current admin loves gays so advising them to stop having 15 man piss orgies would be homophobic which is worse than any disease imaginable.

look as tesla computer..

>>50753627
I was just shitposting but are you calculating that from anywhere?

>>50753622
I actually use FUBOtv. Like it compared to the others. HULU is pure shit. YouTube is way over priced for what you get. Spectrum is trash.

>>50753299
Thank you BBBY anon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uranium bros i dont feel so good. we might be the gme of energy (in a bad way).

>>50753656
I only used a free trial one time to watch sports. It's alright, but at the end of the day go to a bar to watch sports for free, and the only service worth paying money for is HBO max.

>>50753502
I've learned 4 languages, keep up with current events, have a kind and caring gf, I grew my own vegetables and I use my x3 bar to get stronger every day. My hobbies include cooking, watching baseball, gambling, playing video games on my nintendo switch and mobile phone. Eat 3 or 4 dicks and catch monkie pox.

>China suspends dialogue with the U.S. on military issues, "climate change," and other topics in retaliation for Pelosi's visit to Taiwan.

dialoguebros...

>>50753674
UUUU reports today. It will be good.

>>50753299
whats your price target for it anon?

>>50753672
uhhh bobo, the market is red.... how are you NOT making money right now?

>>50753640
It's just some trash that Eric Nuttall reposts every few days.

I'm still bullish on oil stocks but its hard to see much real upside before October. Hurricane risk is probably the biggest thing that could happen.

bobo wins again

>bought Corsair calls a couple days ago
>listened to Corsair earnings call yesterday
>complete dogshit
>missed on everything, by tens of millions
>figured my calls were dead
>just checked the chart
>Corsair up 8% from open
>th-thanks mr powell

>pozzed my neghole

>>50753687
You may have "learned" for languages, but there is no way you speak 4. The only language you're fluent in is retard.

>>50753700
12

>>50753687
Sorry I can't see this post because you're filtered :^)

Didn't buy 0dte calls because of bobposting, honestly FUCK U NIGGERS

I've seen this episode before. We will close green.

>>50753692
CCJ beat earnings by 1500% and barely went up.
DNN outbid everyone for UEC and went down.
We might be fucked (in a bad way), uranium bros.

>>50753731
ameritard

>>50753688
Blinken/Kerry
>You need to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
Some Chink
>Ching chang chong ping pong
Blinken/Kerry
>Yes by 2030 you must cut the emissions.
Some Chink
>I have very small penis. Your penis is like wow so big.
Blinken/Kerry
>You're right. I will inform the American people right away.
>The Chinese delegation has assured me that I have a very large penis.

>>50753742
Gambling on earnings is always a bad idea. It never goes how you expect it.

I just sold some X for 36.44% profit.

That’s it bobo? Really? That’s all you had?

>>50753624
Hindsight is 20/20.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50753742
Well my UUUU position is already positive and I start selling at 7, so I'm not worried at all.

Biggest loser of the day: Bonds

nice try bobo kek. Up we go.

>>50753731
I've been using the duo lingo app on my phone for like 30 minutes a day for years bro. You just learn a little bit each day. A few words here or there, and then a week later you've got enough words to form sentences and share thoughts. So you build on that and learn more words and eventually you improve.

Should I buy that BVNRY dip?

WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE SIGA

>>50753770
i should have sold when russia invaded ukraine... i need them to do it again.

>10yr +5.5%
Uhhhhhhhhhh bros?

>>50753688
chinks paying out for damages when

I want to commission artist to draw pictures of a bull wearing a green shirt and a bear wearing a red shirt and they are the best of friends and always have fun together and rarely get in fights.

Lmao the bull case is ‘rates will go lower in a year’ fucking lmfao

>>50753760
From now on you should make those your steel companies. They do really well.
Just buy when X is at 20 or lower.

My crab plays are +100% today. Too bad I didn't buy more of them

BBBYbros..... we won..

Fellow Siggers I'm 100% up any moment

>>50753705
I see, thanks.

As for upside, I think it's key to separate front month prices from oil stocks themselves. For the past couple weeks, XLE has diverged pretty well from WTI.

>Americans opened 233 million new credit card accounts in the April-June period, the most since 2008.

>Household debt now totals more than $16 trillion. Credit card balances make up $890 billion of that total.

>>50753757
Elites are correct to shit on retail as that’s what retards deserve

>>50753783
Do you speak gook?
>>50753794
What's funny is that headline is being sarcastic.

Yep I really did get shaken out of SIGA premarket I want to die

>>50753824
>EUpHR -> Euphoric
>Ze0 -> Dump Ze stock to 0

Oh sweet mother mary

bobos btfo by priced in data yet again

>>50753834
STOP BUYING THE DIP YOU FUCKERS

>>50753841
the only solution to too much debt making it hard for the fed to breathe is more debt

Can SIGA go to $40 today? Thank you.

nice "dump" bobo

>AIRT only has a volume of 27
>I'm 20 shares of that volume
>mfw I'm not a market manipulator big dog

>>50753867
Nah maybe 25

>>50753878
ooo that is very hot

Oh no bobo

gueyz STOP BUYING SIGA
Shkreli is already 7K down on his short, this man just came out prison and is losing his life savings

>Bobo fell for the fake dump AGAIN
can't make this shit up

>>50753863
No.

>>50753867
Also no.

SIGA, please stop, you're only 10% of my portfolio, I want to buy more

>babbbies first gap fill

jesus christ you have no business making money

bobo never watched
therefore he never learned
"See ya..." said David

we still got lunch time and sour hour to contend with, dont loose hope just yet bobo

>>50753846
probably time for me to close.

EVERY SINGLE TIME I take a screenshot and don't sell it crashes. Every time.


Should have held but they expect one of us in the wreckage.

Yeah, im finna crack open a based bangs soda and watch an short squeeze.

Every day I absolutely must sell some stock to pay rent is a day all my stocks dump.

Maybe being %100 invested in the market at all times is not a wise strategy.

>>50753867
how does $4 sound?

>>50753926
And don't get too cocky, mumus.

>>50753834
Futures aren't necessarily representing reality right now. Saudi's are selling at +10 while US is flush with oil thanks to SPR drain. It's important to understand that futures are an indication of current speculative positioning rather than what'll actually happen in the future.

For one, they're not accounting for SPR uncertainty at all.

One last note, while that tweet I linked is based on models plugging in $70 WTI, it uses unmodified NG pricing which is currently very high relative to historic levels. To be fair, we're in a severe NG shortage especially Europe, but the point is it tilts the models in favor of NG producers since it's not pricing in their bear case.

>>50753930
or just sell calls when we pump

>>50753934
Death to all crabs.

>>50753928
I prefer oliet bang's myself

>>50753830
No one ever went broke taking profits.

I can't fucking believe it was an exit dump

Made an easy $2k because all you retards were bearish lol. Always inverse the /smg/ sentiment

WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING AT THE YIELDS

>>50753909
Seeing this almost makes me happier than my gains.

>>50753954
ah, a man of class, dignity, and taste I see.

>>50753928
Bangs soda? If you mean the root beer it's barqs

Congrats SIGA anons
I made $2,500 on a day trade in it - thank you very much, now done for the day, ready for the weekend with these nice gains

>>50753841
Bullish for SOFI.

>>50753927
You fucking asshole, don't take screenshots then

>>50753972
sorry chud this has been fact checked.

>>50753909
Why doesn’t he just buy straddles? What a retard. I would never only bet one way on a meme stock

green soon frens

>>50753941
>it uses unmodified NG pricing which is currently very high relative to historic levels. To be fair, we're in a severe NG shortage especially Europe, but the point is it tilts the models in favor of NG producers since it's not pricing in their bear case.
I know OPEC's out of spare capacity for oil in general, but isn't NG in roughly the same situation? Which means the base case is that HH equalizes with TTF as export capacity comes back online.

Can Euros really cut back enough on their electricity and heating to create an NG bear case?

Should I short ASAN? It’s pumped like 30% in a few days for no reason

>>50753987
I never stop being amazed that after all these years idiots don't know it's bang's.

>>50753863
I just sold some X for a 36% gain.

>>50753909
Where is he streaming

>>50753585
FUCK YOU FUCKNMFIUU FUÅÅCKKU?

I cannot time this market... I was suppose to buy the SIGA dip yesterday-today. But it keeps going up!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMG is always wrong!!

DKNG lost less money than expected and mooned 20% today. Honk honk

Virgil's is better than Bang's

>>50754001
it's a sad world we need much more education hopefully the 500 million new IRS agents will help dispel misinformation.

>>50753987
Not him but to be fair someone fucked up the writing on the can. In your original image it's a cursive "n" but in that wiki page that is most definitely a cursive "r".

>>50753909

Those who defile the name of the Order of the SIGA Sisters shall suffer the wrath of Igor. May they me smote with dread as their positions become worthless.

>>50753909
I’m about to fucking buy 1000 in calls just to fucking spite that faggot no shit

I don't think I've ever seen bears get wrecked this hard before

>>50754036
I can't believe they're fucking gone bros...

>>50753987
Kek

Hello!
Please crab for the rest of the day

Reach out if you have any questions
Thank you.

>it's another gay as fuck dump into gay as fuck pump day

>>50754057
Question: Does this apply to oil, which apparently feels like retesting $90 for no reason?

>>50754057
What crab plays you got?

>it was a bear trap

>Recession canceled
>Inflation Reduction Act passed
>Democrat victory in November assured
>Biden cool as a cucumber

>>50754039
Martin is a has been. He got lucky one time scamming his way into the pharma industry and now he thinks he's a pharma wiz. Yes just like burry, got it right once and now think they are geniuses.

>>50753930

Unironically debt makes sense in this situation, its rare it does. But Id use a credit card to pay rent if possible then pull gains when they makret is better.

>>50753995
I doubt it, but I just wanted to clear it up because clearly the models with his inputs are biased toward NG producers like VET, AR, CHK.
I like VET and picked some up at $18 during the recent dip, but it's not some standalone winner right now. If NG stays bullish, oil likely will too. It's not an apples to apples comparison.

>>50754009
You could have ignored SIGA and got comfy gains on lots of things, desu.
Don't think you have to be trendy to make it.

>>50754046
With their death, market tanked.

>>50753383
Index fund flows will stop at some point though and megacaps can't stay overvalued forever. The line can't go up forever. Also, not sure how much value acquisitions actually create. I think they tend to destroy as much value as they create.

>>50754073
That's a Biden win!

>>50754072
>everything in clown world makes sense if u just look back
Fucking retard

>>50754068
Mainly the shit and piss
>>50754070
0de iron condors

>>50754101
OK, thank you.

they say the initial move is always wrong. sorry bobo.

Is SIGA ever going to be red again?

>>50753973
>I made $2,500 on a day trade in it - thank you very much, now done for the day, ready for the weekend with these nice gains

u want a sui stack bro just incase it pumps and never comes back down. its starting to go normiestream with all this talk of national emergencies.

>>50754119
no gay sex can't be stopped

>>50754119
no, buy now, siga to $1000

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

Is Bang's the most American root beer? Thoughts on A&VV?

>ctrl+F "vrm"
>nothing
You faggots missed out huh?

SPY TO 420

>>50754142
Considering it was never once mentioned yeah I suppose so.

>>50754046
>>50754089

Its so strange, they didnt seem like the kind thst could die.
Part of me thinks they faked their deaths and went to their New Zealand bunkermansion to wait out the collapse.

>>50754124
I've made over $12,000 from SIGA alone this quarter
If it did moon / double further, I would not suicide, as I've already made so much over such a short period, that I am just grateful for the gains
I honestly think that the price is too high right now relative to contracts received. Still waiting on HERA
>t. original SIGA medical journal shill

>Russia has banned investors from so-called unfriendly countries from selling shares in key energy projects and banks until the end of the year, stepping up pressure in the sanctions stand-off with the West.
-https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/russia-bans-western-investors-selling-stakes-banks-key-assets-including-sakhakin-2022-08-05/

Who knew Russia had the mineral resources to create so many diamond hands?

New
>>50754164
>>50754164
>>50754164

>>50753917
>gaps always get filled!!!!
i fucking hate this meme. stock markets trend upwards and gaps typically occur on the downturn, so of course the gaps get filled. the question is *when* they get filled, and in some cases (like the june 9 slaughter), it takes a while.

>>50754142
Everyone here is 50× leveraged long on SIGA, no time to play small potatoes.

>>50754143
I don't understand what flags people are seeing to suggest it will even go to 420.

>>50754101
Nice, I have butterflies which are kinda similar that exp today, already cashed out most of them for +100%, got a few left letting them ride a bit longer

Sisters!!!!

>>50754181
Any south American flag

>>50754157
>I've made over $12,000 from SIGA alone this quarter
>If it did moon / double further, I would not suicide, as I've already made so much over such a short period, that I am just grateful for the gains
>I honestly think that the price is too high right now relative to contracts received. Still waiting on HERA
>>t. original SIGA medical journal shill

its clear you have made up you mind. Be sure to pick some up when we do our little dip back down to 19 or 20 before the next leg up.
Enjoy your money and eat some nice food fren. ygmi.

>>50754091
Think of it this way:

>Tesla is a $900 bil company that should be worth $100 bil
>Tesla slowly dilutes and raises $500 bil in capital over the next decade while remaining valued at $900 bil thanks to retards and passive flows
>Tesla invests that 500 bil into lithium miners, hard infrastructure, and hoards some treasuries for safety
At the end of the day, Tesla abuses its overvaluation to lift itself from a $100 bil baseline up to a $500-600 bil floor.

When an overvalued company buys a less overvalued company, it's a net gain for the overvalued side, though obviously it's still overvalued. For someone buying TSLA today at $900 bil, they'd be fucked if it ever crashes back to reality, but investors that bought into the ponzi back a few years ago when it was in the $50-100 bil range are now locked for life with reasonably safe profits. The point is that companies that are overvalued can use their positioning to their advantage so that it appears they're improving fundamentally, while in context of the overall market the fact is that, no, they're just stupidly valued.

George Soros talks a bit about this reflexive concept applied to a REIT bubble in his book. Real estate is a natural bubble sector, but bubbles can happen anywhere.

>>50753003
ni hao motherfuckers

>>50754157
I get that on one hand. But why not simply sell half so you got your initial investment back and then let the rest of the "free shares" ride wherever it goes? Once monkeypozz gets more cases, SIGA will inevitably grab normalfags' attention and will ride higher on pure momentum.

>>50753843
nay, junun migookinibneeda

>>50754217
Never forget the 6 million SIGA Sisters! The persecution of our kind has been a running theme on this mongolian vasket weaving forum for too long. We attempt to make a homeland (SiGA Market General) and we are shoahed!
Today the lord of light and unscarred facial skin rewards us for our faith!

>>50754300
>normalfags

motleyfool already shilling for us wagmi sista.

>>50754217
God I love FUDding my own positions.

>>50754257
Ok, but Tesla has to compete with other overvalued megacap companies for acquisitions so I doubt they're getting great deals and these bubbles can't go on forever. The market wakes up eventually.

>>50754404
same

>>50754160

HODL MODE ACTIVATED

If you didn’t catch this swing you are even more retarded than I am and therefore too retarded to exist

>>50754427
Yeah, eventually it collapses. In the 60s there was a lot of hype around the "nifty 50" which just outperformed everything else. Until one day they didn't.
What we're seeing now with FAGMAN shit is the same idea.

Hey Baggie, how's my dick taste?

>>50754488
tfw I was just a 3 figure fucker not too long ago.

new thread here >>50754164

>>50754488
> tfw a literal week old newfag caught the swing
maybe its beginners luck, but im feeling good.

EXCUSE ME???? I MISSED OUT IN FUCKING MEGL

>>50753794
If you actually read the article it’s by a gay man that advocates for an end to piss orgies due to MonkeyPozz spread.

Clearly he’s an enemy of SIGA and should be called out for his bigotry.

>>50753794

that's what we're expecting? 5.5% up by 10 years? Where do you guys get this info?