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>>50751480
Holy shit that pic shows how worthless the rest of the world is compared to the US. Kings of the ponzi come at us brahs.

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>>50748130

Is shorting dumb at this point?

>>50751504
Quite frankly, I find the idea of bears with brains offensive!

>>50751504
>Is shorting dumb at this point?

Please help me out on this one. How can people short and make money? The governments can basically print money. And the banks can push the price of any stock whenever they want. So isn't the market rigged against short positions anyway. What am I missing?

I’m buying intel. I’m going to collect the dividends. I’m going to sell conservative covered calls.

>>50751547
Sell some long dated slightly ITM or ATM puts easy bet and low margin requirements depending on your broker.

>>50751553
I have sold a 6 month out $30 zach secured put.

>>50751580
Cash secured* fuck zach

>>50751580
Meh I don't like that that much. Intel usually recovers a bit after earnings so I sold the 40s for November. My cost basis is around $35.

Expanding on cash secured puts, what do you guys do with the cash in the meantime? If assigned I have to pay $3000 in 6 months. I have the money already but I don’t really want to leave it uninvested. I was thinking about putting it a high yield monthly divvy stock like QYLD to squeeze out a couple hundred more dollars before the expiration date. Critique this strategy

The most important metric to watch today.

>>50751748
and the range of estimates for the headline number.

uhh bros jobs data is bad means fed more evil

VIXchads, are they really just going to pump my long bags to infinity like this? These vix calls were an insurance policy to remain a 6-7 figure chud no matter what happens in this market. These guys are really going to print new slaves huh?

Uh oh SIGA sissies

>>50751872
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I declare this thread to be the Stinky Poopy Diapers edition of /smg/. Enjoy!

LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

>>50751480
>japan
bull run is back baby yeaaaaaa

Stupid didn't set a limit buy on the AIRT I just bought now. Fucking jews charged me 4% above market price.

SELL SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>50752034
HOW FAR WILL SIGA CRASH TODAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50752034
You deserve to lose money

WTFWT

what happened now

What the fuck was that?

WTFWT UNIRONICALLY

>>50751480
So that's how the rally ends.

I'm confused, wasn't the data good?

EVERYTHING JUST RUGGED SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50752082
PRICED. IN

>double expectations
bogged

>>50752082
good for the labor market which will keep the fed hawkish

For retards:

Job report was a HUGE beat. unemployment dropped to 3.5%. This is GOOD news, but it means NO PIVOT. Inflation cannot and will not go down unless the labor market cools down. Means Fed has ammo for hikes.

Also amazing for dollar.

>futures drilling
holy fuck

>>50752044
I don't expect it to crash at all.
>>50752053
No I dont

>>50752082
Yes means fed has to tighten harder

>weeks of delusional pumping on bad data and things getting worse
>dumps when data is better than expected
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
H O N K
O
N
K

UH OH MUMU OUCHIES

>>50752093
but the fed is gonna pivot wtf

I looked away for like five minutes and came back to this what the fuck

>>50752098
I once again managed to short the top.

>>50752115
>Robinhood
please never post here again.

>>50751748
**No drop year over year
**INCREASING wages month over month AND above consensus

I BELIEVE I CAN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50751705
>cash secured puts
>putting it a high yield monthly divvy stock
I don't think that's how it works, you're thinking of a naked put. Best you can do is a money market for cash secured, right?

Anyone else buy puts earlier KEK

>>50752096
>This is GOOD news, but it means NO PIVOT
You Jew niggers say this shit time and time again with such confidence that it makes me wonder if you all get coached to say the same thing. You must be Paul Pelosi levels of stock picking with a read on the market like that rainman

>>50752101
anybody who sets a market buy order deserves a gaping, no exceptions

>>50752096
So oil pumped on this news because it means the economy isn't slowing down?

is inflation going to just... keep increasing?

What were the farm payrolls like? Or do they not report because they just employ the gotaways?

>>50752130
75bps is going to start being priced as the baseline for Sept with 100bps a very real possibility

>>50752159
It came in double what they were expecting.

>>50752137
I managed to short the bottom of apple and still have the puts that I'm down 70% on. I'm fucking hoping we drill below june lows.

>>50752112
I legitimately thought I was bogged when I read the data but then I looked at the chart and I realized we're in full clown cycle.

>>50752151
Can I borrow 4%?

>>50752118
They won't until we're in a depression, as if their refusal to admit we're in a recession wasn't evidence enough for you.

>>50752152
Every since we moved to fiat currency the skies the limit. It can go on infinitely if we wanted. By releasing us from the shackles of gold we can go where ever we want.

>>50752187
They'll just change the definition of depression. We live fully in a false reality.

Looks like everything is going on sale today. What are you slurping?

Good or bad news this is Big Money looking for an excuse to sell the market off leading into CPI Wednesday. The real question now is, are they going to sell off the market the entire day ?

>DXY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50752137
ASAN puts at close yesterday... im rich

>>50752128
>not phoneposting under your bed covers
ngmi

Not so fast, mumus. Round 2 of the bear market is coming

>>50752185
you can have 4% of this gif

Now wait for CPI to print a 9 handle again and markets to price in 100 bps next meeting (75 now being priced in)

>>50752152
Probably, but at least the line will go up right?

Gonna coom so much today
Only during market hours though
I'm not a barbarian

>>50752044
crashes through the ceiling more like.
just IMAGINE betting against gay sex

>>50751705
nothing. bonds or CDs. the money has to be there, it's a naked put. you don't want to be assigned deep in the red and then be paying interest on the principal. you will have 100 shares of something that may never see $30 again. you have to want those shares. otherwise, use a put spread.

>>50752169
No those were the non-farm payroll numbers. I was asking about the farm payrolls.

Rocker you faggot are you in here? You said OPNT was a buy. I think it hit a bottom.

>>50752214
Better than nothing I suppose.

>white unemployment went down
>asian unemployment went down
>latino unemployment went down
>black unemployment went up
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

Why the fuck are we tanking?!

>literally weeks of irrational gay pumps
>finally dumps on good data
Mumus are not allowed to cum. Now you get to eat the pain Bobos were feeling this whole time.

This is your punishment for your exuberance.

>>50752096
this assumes the fed stays consistent but they just proved they aren't.

>>50752044
SIGA pre-market and after-market is always super low volume. Like people trading 100 shares. It's nothing

kek baggies

And in other news, my portfolio might get saved afterall

>>50752257
>>50752261
Fear of a Black Wagie Planet

>>50752241
Do you really think opiate abuse is going to go down not up? You literally have zombie sections of cities where hordes of degenerates are completely faded in the middle of town. Look at Philadelphia for example.

watch $BBBY today

OPEN THE MARKETS. LET ME SELL. AAAAA

How can you ever consider "priced in" valid analysis when the market violently reacts to news happening on the day?

>>50752277
>>50752257
nvm I read "unemployment" as "employment"

>>50752190
>Protocol No. 6 - Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
All according to our master plan goy! Yes yes!

>>50752298
It’s now priced in

>>50752153
oil is going to continue its charge because supply is constrained. the occasional inventory build gives the market a reason to pull back. nothing moves in a straight line. so no, that's the bigger factor, not some jobs report or secondary effects people are guessing at based on such a report.
this country can be doing nothing domestically, sitting on its ass, and we're perfectly capable to continue to produce and then export oil. they call it the petrodollar for a reason.

>>50752298
who said the jobs numbers were priced in? no one, shut up retard

A RED DAY

>>50752213
what is that from?

>a day of filling the gap upwards, baiting every retail trader back in and dumping it relentlessly before the weekend
wish we could just get it over with

PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN

over under on a reversal so we can finish above 420?

>>50752321
I'm eating some good quality beef tonight

>>50752313
I bet the Jews didn't know that things were going to be this easy. Goyim are fucking retarded and frankly deserve what's happening to them.

>>50752130
Wtf powell about go down in history as the goat fed chair. What cant this guy do. Fuck make the fed cure cancer

>jobs report
technical recession confirmed

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>50751704

reposting this, why SIGA specifically?

>>50752210
hey I bought ASAN puts yesterday too. were you the anon shilling them, or another anon gambling on advice from a thai rasterizing forum?

>VIX barely reacts

>>50752351
That's what I'm struggling with personally. I hate these learned elders, but they aren't wrong about these goyim cattle. I'm sad for the slaves who aren't sad for themselves

>>50751480

BIDEN is so good for economy

The fed has to hike rates to cool it off

>Nonfarm payrolls rose 528,000 for the month and the unemployment rate was 3.5%, easily topping the Dow Jones estimates of 258,000 and 3.6% respectively.

Combined with stronger than expected corporate earnings, if we get a encouraging CPI print then the S&P will moon to 4400. Cap this post.

>every green candle is agonizingly fought over for hours
>the red candles erase it all in an instant
It's not fair.

Remember when I told all of you heterosexual chads to buy the TSLA put options at close yesterday? You all listened and are gonna get a piece of this price action right?

>>50752368
Only antiviral for the pox and its already approved in EU and on the fast track for mpox in USA. Already being given in USA under FDA compassionate use guidelines.

>>50752341
I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

is the market gonna stop being retarded and realize good news is good news

>>50752385
Shut the fuck up bulltard.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GOVERMENT IS HIRING 100000 NEW IRS AGENTS AND PRINTING ANOTHER 1 TRILLION FOR PORK PROJECTS THIS IS BULLISH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm dubbing the german shares schrodinger's shares.

To bad Schrödinger's not German as it would be more fitting, but I think it works nonetheless.

DXY about to make a new high for the week

Are the oil barons still alive? I'm thinking about stockpiling more oil.

We will finish green today. It doesn’t matter.

>>50752394
Do you really want market to realize that recession is not actually bullish?

>>50752385
What made you think this was a bull market? You're not supposed to win, we've been over this before.

JESUS FU/CKING CHRIS what the fuck is going on? Futes going insane

>>50752406

>>50752368
it's the only approved antiviral (still needs FDA approval in US, rest of the world uses it) that treats the pozz when you've already gotten it.

Considering there aren't a lot of vaccines for this thing in the stockpile, it will be needed. And even if monkeypozz fizzles out, governments across the world will want a bigger stockpile for future outbreaks.

>>50752405
futures or equities?

>>50752376
They could flip the script in literal days, but they are too brainwashed to do anything now. Past the point of no return.

>>50752394
Now you know how bears felt during the bull market when every piece of bad news meant the fed would keep printing.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1555516746324475906

what will this mean for apple?

>>50752316
Here comes the traditional 9 am oil selloff for no reason.

>>50752368
1) they have pre-existing contracts for a year+ out to replace expiring inventory
2) their drug is a treatment, not a vaccine, meaning they don't have to pull some pfizer "booster shot" bullshit to bring back customers
3) their drug is already tested safe and in production, so they're not racing anyone to market. still waiting on FDA approval to use it to treat gaysex though, that's probably the last major pump on the horizon for siggers

>>50752396
What the fuck are they hiring an army of IRS agents for?

>>50752421
ETFs. I'm holding OIL.PA and CRB.PA but thinking about increasing position.

>Nice market you got there, would be a shame if something happened to it.

>>50752430
They took all my July gains and 10% of my initial. I want Mumus to writhe in pain.

>>50752416
Because good employment number means Jpow is gonna bring the hammer next FOMC

>>50752298
two days from now, they had priced it in by yesterday

>>50752370
i shilled them, glad you bought anon. even with a green day i was expecting some nice gains, this is just the cherry on top

CAN WE HIT 390?

>>50752414
You don't have to so mean.

>>50752438
>I understand you have $600 in your bank account. Did you pay taxes on that goy?

>>50752416
10% interest rates incoming, S&P 2500 incoming

Wait I just woke up, is this because of china?

>>50752424
Inexplicably this. What even is this place?

>Friday MM shenanigans on SIGA

yeah I’m out

this data and if inflation prints the same or even higher, I'm hoping we get the good 1% next...

>>50752438
To suck every last bit of tax from US taxpayers. They won't want a single penny missed. So they'll spend $1 trillion to make sure you're paying your fair share even if it only nets them $1.trillion and 1 cent.

>>50752438
All future 4channel posts will be monitored by the IRS and that's a good thing!

well... my shit tanked

>>50752468
ADP job data was better than expected

>>50752432
Digits don't check out, where's quad 8's Master Kek?

>>50752468
Official, it's jobs report. In reality, random algorithm move.

>>50752416
Good news is bearish, bad news is bullish. It's clown world.

>>50752478
nah, government sponsored terror now will be financial instead of physical

They will just bankrupt anyone they don't like through the IRS legal process

>it keeps going
OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>50752438
More enforcement on the middle and lower class of course. Meanwhile IT HAS BEEN 5 FUCKING MONTHS AND THOSE CUNTS AT THE IRS STILL CANT GIVE ME MY FUCKING TAX REFUND

>>50752468
yeah it was china, ignore the rest of the thread where it's referenced several times

>>50752416
Wage price spiral is confirmed. Jerome can’t get unemployment up like he wants to, so there’s no pivot from the Fed in sight

Now that's a shakeout

I want nothing less than -4% QQQ
And that's just the start. Bulls got delusional.

Gregory Mannarino said, if crude goes down, people die

I sold all my longs Tuesday. I'm ready to buy some Puts at Market-Open and Hold them for the CPI Wednesday.

BUDDY LOOK AT CFD ON SILVER (US$ / OZ)

TGIF

VIX BROS ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

>>50752443
The game has changed. Jpow is a covert bobo now. Bulls are gonna eat shit.

>>50752516
Greg is a schizo weirdo, but I like him

This really raises the stakes for the Wednesday CPI number.

>DFEN
>UVXY
>SQQQ
>DRIP

My recession isn't actually bullish portfolio doin a Lil sumthin this morning.. +6% premarket. Gonna ride this shit through CPI print and hopefully the market also "digests and prices in" that 8.9% inflation and layoffs aren't bullish

this is so gay

>>50752532
I don't understand what could still be inflating when energy prices have crashed due to fears of LE recession to make the CPI worse than last time.

>>50752440
I'm still long, doubled my positions during the pull back. Supply side structural issues still not solved and OPEC will ensure a price floor remains in place. Inflation is the biggest headwind at the moment but well priced in.

Buying back into SIGA at 14

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>>50752532
There is literally not a single reason for the fed to quit raising rates and spoiler with wages this hot inflation is super sticky

Oh and THE MARKET ISNT EVEN OPEN YET

Circuit breakers inbound

SPY trading will halt before noon

Lmao at US10Y, this is smart money kekw

>>50752518
WHY IS THE 10 YEAR YIELD DOING THAT

>>50752530
Download Chuck Barone

>>50752548
The pull back is now, bro. It's at the lowest.

BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

>>50752564
Smart money is a meme

The jobs report was great. This dump is fake and gay. We close green.

>>50752414
I like this bobo pic he looks very sexy in it. I'm pirating it!

>>50752520
I bet it won't get enough of a pop to make my calls truly print. I probably should have taken the $10k profit speculating on the House Speakers life. My calls profit start declining the second her plane started descending for landing from 35,000 feet. But I didn't load up on vix calls for a measly 25% profit in the face of WW3 and global recession. I didn't hear no bell bitch

Typical Friday selloff, we'll be back to rippen Monday. Nothing to see here.

>treasury yields
Because jobs data showing a tightening labour market so now instead of pivot in september/nov market is back pricing in hikes.

I'm predicting.........crab

>>50752578
good jobs data suggests the fed isn't doing enough to stop inflation. inflation might even increase still during next report at these jobs numbers.

>>50752578
for the last 4+ weeks the narrative has been
>inflation is cooling
>demand destruction hit the economy
>the Federal Reserve would thus be able to pivot
the jobs report today just popped that narrative instantly, as it shows that none are true, and that the Fed will have to be more aggressive
I agree that it is a good report, but it is not the report the market wanted to see today

>>50752438
Wait why the fuck is the IRS acquiring assault weapons and enough ammunition to stage over 30K sandy hook false flags?

https://www.thetrumpet.com/blogs/61-andrew-miiller/25943-why-does-the-irs-need-4500-guns-and-5-million-rounds-of-ammunition

My dry powder is getting critically low. Might just watch the markets for a few weeks while I stockpile some powder

>>50752570
Oil equities were lower a couple weeks ago than now even when oil was above what it is currently.

This is how retarded the market was acting

>>50752605
Whooooaa-ooooh, you put the crabs in the bucket...

>>50752546
CPI is taken as an average of prices for the past 12 months for certain items. So back when housing, fuel, groceries, etc. everything was going up 30% in months the FED was able to happily claim it was much lower because the prior 11 months were normal. Now it's fucking them for exactly the same reasons even if you assume that prices are leveling off.

>>50752611
Probably for the eventual forced confiscation of all precious metals. /pmg/ will get btfo.

>>50752595
Spear should've been a green dildo

pre-market gap down is actually nuts its over. im bored already aka priced in. lets look at Monday, does the dump continue? china problem is getting real. what cheapies? i like PLTR

market doesnt expect xx% inf nxt wk

>>50752578
not only is the jobs report not good for the economy, the jobs report isn't even good for workers
>unemployment at historic lows
>you still can't negotiate wage increases fast enough to keep pace with inflation
it's basically saying that having a job is no longer enough to stay afloat in this economy, average Joe Blow is out of options. everyone in this country will have to become a prostitute as we collectively piss away the last of our wealth on fucking each other up the ass

>>50752565
Because rape hikes are coming and their bags are worthless

And just like that...

Dip = Slurped

SIGA is ALWAYS red on Friday. Sell now and buy back in cheaper eod

*sigh*

>>50752619
>tank to price in 50 bps hike
>50 bps hike comes
>market pumps higher than it was before the 50 bps hike

DESU the whole shit is retarded as fuck. Just switched to bear because bull euphoria was getting to high and it's time to riug them. Nothing logical about this shit

>>50752608
Did you really need the jobs data for that? Can't you see the hungry niggers and poors of all races are getting priced out of everything? It's becoming a powder keg that will end with the poor goys misplacing their anger and taking it out on the "wealthy" goys when really it should be poor and rich goys against the you know whos. You goys are the biggest dumbest blackest gorilla niggers on this planet for not seeing it

the village will go hungry

>>50752619
Why don't they just use percentage points like real men?

>>50752655
I SWEAR IF THIS GAP DOWN GETS IMMEDIATELY BOUGHT UP ON PISS VOLUME AGAIN I WILL BE UPSET

>>50752670
If I had to work retail, I'd probably work at home depot or lowes, not fast food or restaurant type retail. At least it wouldn't be as soul crushing.
Plus for some reason qts work at home depots.

How many retards here actually believed the line would keep going up leading into CPI?

>>50752564
>>50752565
Everyone is a delusional bulltard after skipping the usual 7 year recession that should have came in 2015. Powell was never going to pivot before 2023, but somehow the majority of the market believed he would pivot by September 2022.

>>50752680
this faggot is not white

Good thing I'm not holding TSLA calls... oh wa-

>>50752670
This picture is Hell. We live in Hell.

>NET

lol

lmao even

have not seen such red in a long time

>>50752696
Exactly my point

2-year yield up 6% already

>According to the Labor Department, non-farm payrolls rose by 528,000 during the month versus the revised figure of 398,000 in June.
BASED
BIDEN!

Watching mumus squirm as we retrace the lows is gonna be almost as funny as watching the bobos rage throughout this whole recent rally.

>>50752689
You get your free latina gf if you work at hodepo

>>50752670
"Yeah, can I get uhh..."

STOP
FUCKING
HIRING
PEOPLE

>>50752702
I interned at Cloudflare last summer, fantastic company. Currently 40% of my portfolio, one of my main picks for a 20+ year horizon

>>50752680
Jews think blacks we'll behave they way they want them to. They are in for a very rude awakening down the road.

How the fuck am I supposed to make money in this crab market

Been running some numbers on my pension. Before inflation, I have 30 years to make £500,000. Think that £21,000 a year in the S&P 500 would do it? Inflation's going to hurt.

>>50752711
Isn't this good?

Or am I misremembering and this is actually horribly, horribly bad when yield curve inverts and then springs back suddenly?

>>50752570
>Chuck Barone
based af

>>50752748
Didn't you post this yesterday and got told off

What's up with these APE shares?

CAM ON MUMU

>>50752757
One or two of the replies seemed interesting. Thought I'd see what else I can get.

>>50752748
>he thinks the S&P will go up during the Great Reset
oh no no no

>>50752739
"Employment stymied by low openings!"

Baggies TSLA puts printing for once

>>50752740
Smart. It's good to make terrible investments while you're still an intern.
Once you graduate and earn some real cash it'll become more important to preserve those savings and avoid huge losses.

God the fed is such a bunch of pussies, rug the market already

>>50752776
>The Quasar's TSLA puts printing for once
ftfy

>>50752748
21k over 30 years is 630k, so even without returns you already beat your goal.

i thought stonks only go up
wut do

>>50752744
Perhaps that is why there is such a push to mix races. The mulatto slaves of the future will be too busy smoking weed, coming, and playing Vidya to care about anything else.

AAAAAAAAAA A FARTY PONY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>50752797
Cooming* not coming

>dat scam wick on aapl

>>50752782
They are the market tried to convince itself otherwise. Literally put on a blindfold while the feds taking viagra

>>50751480
It's over SIGA bros

>>50752650
>>50752609
>>50752608
Everyone is wrong.

>>50752815
This, there was never a chance of a pivot and Powell did not pivot at the last meeting yet somehow the majority of bulltards believe he did.

yesterday:
>recession canceled and why that is a good thing...

today:
>recession canceled and why that is a bad thing...

>>50752807
Just make sure none of those video games have any themes around rebelling against the jewish overlords, and plenty of themes pushing woke ideology.

>>50752639
>PLTR
You must be nuts.

retail is going to try to "buy the dip" at open aren't they? they were posting "is this a generational buying opportunity?" articles, hours ago

10Y 2.8%

2Y 3.2%

6M 3.05%

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


why do people getting jobs make bonds dump????????????????????????

What does the job reports mean for real estate frens

>>50752830
Most news articles are written by chatbots and curated by meatbags

>>50752609
>the jobs report today just popped that narrative instantly, as it shows that none are true, and that the Fed will have to be more aggressive
Huh. I could have never guessed. Measures taken for lagging indicators as if they were leading ended up being inadequate? Who could have predicted this? It's really not fault of the Fed, they're only given complete control over US money supply. It's not like they can do much. Could you do better in their spot? What would you even do? Raise rates to 150 instead of 75? Yeah right, you should buy a lottery ticket if you can see the future, Chud.

>>50752822
Well then, sell

>>50752846
An opportunity for a better short entry

>>50752797
No the reason they are pushing for race mixing is they want an entire world that is without and identity or culture. Your culture will be what the tv tells you that weak. Can't have any leftover memories of the past.

Where’s the guy who suggested ASAN puts? Still a good idea?

>>50752797
Pic related explains it

>>50752695
Yeah but why the fuck the "majority" of the market believed that? I'm not 200 IQ and For me it is completely obvious that we won't see a pivot anytime soon. why the hell the "majority" is so stupid?

>>50752850
Mortgage rate go up. Housing market go down.

>>50752689
I think I would rather put up with warehouse work than any customer facing role

>>50752856
How come me, a literal schizo, could have told you that every day for the past 4 weeks? Rope to all involved

DXY new weekly high. TNX is almost there.

>>50752868
just marry your first cousin bro, all the races that run the world do it, whenever you question yourself just remember that the torah commends the man that marries his niece

but also, I have an account on Robinhood that I can't get reopened, and I can't get an account open at Vanguard either (I think some job opened something for me there and I can't get into it for some reason) what do I use

went to buy some crisps and they'd gone up from £1 to £1.25. literally just living in zimbabwe innit

>>50752848
Phillip's Curve.

>>50752907
except with Muslims

>>50752888
In my opinion it's because we didn't have the usual recession that happens every 6.5-7 years for over 100 years. Even some top tier traders have become delusional bulltards because of the insane QE fueled bullrun since 2009.

>>50752888
>why the hell the "majority" is so stupid?
Anon, average IQ is only 100. Now, consider the fact that statistically 33% of the world even fucking dumber than that.

The world literally belongs to a small portion of those 33% people. With the bottom percentage of the 33% being worker drones, and top percentage being leaders.

Well it's over

63% of all long/short positions were long going into this.
CASCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

>>50752890
but I don't want that to happen.

>>50752900
>I have an account on Robinhood that I can't get reopened,
Are you the nigger that lost 5 grand investing in options and withdrew the funds before Robinhood deducted the money from your account?

7 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>50752907
They are called potato chips. And french fries are fries not chips

>>50752914
worth it for the kebabs

>one (1) little red candle
>bobos already talking about circuit breakers

Alright. Time to sell into open.

>>50752933
nono, I'm starting investing now, I was going to start, opened it, then closed it after I decided not to, but now that the bear market that I've expected for the past 7 years is finally happening I feel confident enough to invest

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50752942
Observe and get schooled dumb bulltard.

>AMC
lol lmao, I think the amc apes are even more cucked than the GME cultists, the amc ceo just wrecks them at every chance

mumus are fucking delusional retards

>>50752936
chips are chips, fries are fries, crisps are crisps.
it's not particularly complicated.

Hold the line, frens. This dump is fake and gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xv7KTvd-rg

SOMEONE BAKE FOR MARKET OPEN

CHOP CHOP FUCKING LAZY NIGGER I'M NOT PAYING YOU NOTHING FOR NOTHING

>>50752928
Take it up with the boss

>>50752936
The greatest abomination to modern man today is that bongs call fries, chips. I'll never accept this and will fight till my dying breath to change it.

>>50752797
>>50752871
I guess it's a real thing

>>50752967
We pumped for 3 weeks. This correction won’t even erase our gains.

5 minutes, get your wtfwt posts ready
>>50752959
too early m7

Just woke up, why are we at 409?

This pre-market sell off is going to shake out weak hands. Just wait till the CPI Wednesday

the oracle says it's not time for risk on just yet

New
>>50753003
>>50753003
>>50753003

>>50752989
What about mushy peas

>>50753004
Market realized recession is actually not bullish.

>>50752936
no chips are chunky and you have them with scampi in a basket

>>50753004
retardation

>>50752993
you're buying during a global depression + hyperinflation scenario, you're mentally retarded lol

>>50753004
I bought 1 (one) spy call

>>50753026
I had 3 yesterday at strike price of 415, sold all though

>>50752942
>w-we're only down 1% in PM that's nothing
You will learn. Did I say learn? I meant suffer. If you were capable of learning you would have learnt in early april at the latest. So there is no choice for your kind but to suffer.

>>50753024
Priced in. Same retards who missed out on 2020 when the world economy literally shut down for a month. Line still went up.

>>50753024
No he isn't. You're just a tinfoil hat retard.

>>50752846
you are the retail, retard

>>50753056
Line went up because the Fed set rates to 0% and did the most QE they have ever done, your entire bull thesis for the current market revolves around a Fed pivot into hyperinflation.

>>50752744
>Jews think blacks we'll behave they way they want them to.

They already do. Blacks listen to their entertainers. If Jay-Z and Beyonce or Kendrick Lamar tell them to vote a certain way or think a certain way about kneeling at basketball games. That is what they'll do. Guess who owns most of the black music recording studios? It's jews.

Blacks are the EASIEST group of people to control. They are trained to keep each other from thinking against the monolith of "black culture" just look at how they call each other coons if you disagree with the majority such as Ben Carson, Kanye, or even Clarence Thomas.

And this is just one small reason why I hate blacks.

>>50753119
Agreed. How fucking pathetic.
>We wuz and iz slavez n shieeet

based retail buying the hecking dipperino

>>50752942
Give them a break. Bears are naturally mentally ill and possibly homosexual. That's why they're bears!

BUY THE DIP!

>>50753119
people act like jews are a hivemind, chinese people

they forget that blacks are a whole other kind of hivemind, they're a hivemind without any assets to protect, which pushes them further into the mentality, it's a shame really, I think people have nothing in this world if they have no ownership of anything, no stocks, no small business investments, no home/property, etc., and it's basically impossible to teach these people the importance of asset ownership and also paying taxes

Malcolm X did nothing wrong

>>50753192
>and it's basically impossible to teach these people the importance of asset ownership and also paying taxes
Ahhh yes the perfect candidate for the future slave class of the world

>>50752639
Why pltr

>>50753264
>he doesn't know

>>50753192
>>50753218
Malcom x not even fully black. Half white or something. Knew about Jews. Knew about how dems lie to keep blacks voting for them. Why are blacks so fucking dumb? Literally, just listen to Malcolm X.

>>50753302
>Gunned down by nation of Islam niggers
You know he was speaking some truth then

this schwab broker in the sticky, it's charles schwab?

>ctrl+f SIGA
>all these fudders saying its going down
>it's up 15%
oh no nononono

time for covered calls

>>50752792
Inflation.