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I work as a night shift security guard. I get paid 18 an hour to smoke weed in my car. I have no duties or manager. My sole responsibility is to clock in and out. Putting all of my money into blue chip cryptos as my expenses are relatively low. Is this the only time in history where you can become rich doing actually nothing

>> No.50750381

>>50750362
what a loser, kek

>> No.50750392

>>50750381
I have literally infinite time to pursue any myriad of interests and hobbies and am paid while I pursue them

>> No.50750400

>>50750362
I’m not sure you understand that a “blue chip” crypto is a extremely risky investment but ok. Re guard job. Well anon that’s what a guard does: being present. Any chance you spend your shift more productive than smoking weed like a loser?

>> No.50750405

>>50750392
You are a security guard who smokes weed.
Anime and 'vidya' aren't hobbies

>> No.50750415

Hi, that's perfect! Everybody understands that crypto+gaming is the future, but have u tried Life Beyond?

>Fun action gameplay
>Open Alpha Reward Program
>CEO, Benjamin Charbit, was the Game Director for Assassin's Creed: Blackflag
>Plenty of the upcoming NFT drops

>> No.50750418

How do I became a nightshift guard?

>> No.50750438

>>50750362
Imagine trying to build wealth by “investing” in “blue-chip” (((cryptos))) rather than blue-chip 8% annual growth dividend paying stocks. Poor zoomers and millennials are too addicted to gambling and are never gonna make it

>> No.50750487

>>50750362
The worst part about having a job is that you have to clock in and out. You don't control where you are. Also night shift work takes years off your life. You're being underpaid.

>> No.50750501

>>50750438

Retarded boomer, investing in chainlink in 2018-19 would have outperformed every boomerfolio, and investing in link now will probably do so as well. Stocks are for people who are already in high six figures and need to diversify to reduce stress and risk.

>> No.50750507

>crypto+gaming is the future
marketing poos unironically typing this out for $.25 an hour

>> No.50750511

Literally so many low energy vampires in this thread right now. Biz is dead these days

>> No.50750768

>>50750362
It's easy work and great if you like solitude but even if you're full time nights and block your windows, your body never can get used to sleeping through the day as well as nights, so your health gets slowly taxed.
t. Working now, almost 2 years, quitting in a month to be a day person

>> No.50750847

milady

>> No.50750882

>blue chip crypto
What a loser

>> No.50751072

>>50750511
Welcome to 4ch anon! But srsly I hope you find something worth doing with all your spare time. I was in a similar position and with all the reading I got done I managed to get a scholarship for a really nice doctorate proposal. Obviously academia may not be your prospects but use your time wisely, smoking weed is a weird one, it works for some people at certain times but is usually bad in my observations and experience.

>> No.50751104

>>50750362
Where do you work anon I’ll come and steal some copper wires

>> No.50751116

>>50750381
Your break is over anon, enough seething on 4chan, it's time to get back in your cubicle and assfucked by Mr. Shekelberg

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50752014

>Putting all of my money into blue chip cryptos
Best strategy

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50752051

>>50750362
>i guard some valuable shit
>i'm high all the time
wanna make a bunch of money really fast?

>> No.50752100

>>50750501
>"investing"
>can't recognize the difference from speculation
>can't differentiate between risk and uncertainty
>can't recognize luck
>can't risk-adjust
not gonna make it

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>>50750362
Congrats fellow do-nothing chad. Welcome to night shift. I started off doing this too, its awesome, Ive spent much of my free time at home working out, learning to cook and teaching myself a language although I got too cozy and slipped out of productivity and played too much vidya for about 6 months, however now im back on track just make sure to stay productive and focused on your goals nothing wrong with enjoying yourself and free money for nothing is nice and all but remember your time is limited and the years will pass you by fast if you dont make anything of them.

18/hr is a bit low for US wage, maybe consider learning some trade skill or going to school to earn higher pay, I make $50/hr on night shift at a hospital doing about 1-2 hours of work on a 10 hr shift. feels great. Cheers!