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I'm at work pretending to take a shit but I don't actually need a shit I'm just scrolling through your shit, my anus smells though I can smell it sending waves of stench out

>> No.50747573

>>50747383
Not WFH. NGMI.

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>>50747383
I remember when I was a wagie, I would just pretend I have to shit all the time but would actually browse 4chan on my phone instead.
I'd always go into the handicapped stall because there is lots of room there and I could hang up all my clothes.
I'd often undress and sit naked in there. I wasnt jerking off or anything but wearing a suit was annoying and I liked the freedom of being naked. wouldnt take the socks off tho.
I'd spend up to 45 minutes per shitting session.

>> No.50748175

>>50747383
I would call the bathroom my office and scroll threads. Sometimes ppl go into stalls next to me a take big loud dumps and I'll laugh.

>> No.50748428

>>50748175
That's the worst because you have to make fake shitting noises, I'd just try being disgusting as possible do they'd leave faster and I can enjoy my throne in peace again.

>> No.50748634

>>50747383
Why is your ass so dirty??