/biz/ - Business & Finance

S&P more like poop & pee.

we're going parabolic tomorrow

>>50744397
Who is she?

>AMC

KEK BAGGIES

>>50744409
its uncle sam's niece

>Tesla doing a 3:1 split
The con is on.

Guys WTF. FDA approved GAY SEX CONDOM..

>>50744424
>they don't use condoms
>here's a condom FOR butt sex
That'll surely get them to start now.

>>50744424
siggers destroyed

soon.

>>50744417
oh yeah its exit liquidity time

>>50744417
so retail investors can buy calls for cheap

economy sussin rn, fr

I just sold all the kids in pic rel for around 300 USD total. Now that I have 300 USD what stock should I buy? Love from India

That's it. I'm buying puts on PZZA. No one can be okay with this type of antisemitism!

>>50744461
bullish

>>50744461
"We're in no recession..."
This writer was baid for by Brandon

>>50744461
>>50744477
>>50744497

>>50744461
>The vibes
The absolute fucking state of modern journalism

>>50744424
>>50744451
>Gay people just stealth the condom and break it anyways

>>50743960
Can I use it?

>>50744465
can you ship to the US?

>>50744397
what is on his head, some kind of cookware?

>>50744413
>tfw soxl crawls back to 70 before lesqueezerino gets back to 20+

can we break 4200?

>>50744579

>>50744579
we're breaking 4500 tomorrow

>>50744551
A lobotomy device to indicate that she does indeed represent the united states

I bought 1000 shares of TECS on margin today because I think tech is fucked and being propped up by marketing departments. Am I totally fucking retarded and need to get out with out a loss tomorrow, or does that make sense to anyone else? Planning on exiting in mid September good or bad.

Anybody else like... just... really tired of being alive?

SIGA was kind of bullish on earnings but the stock barely moved, what gives?

Is FDA authorization/EUA needed for the moon?

>>50744686
you good bro?

>>50744646
Slimenstra Hymen, based.

>>50744409
Many such cases. Sad!

>>50744686
Just get a drink and it'll be fine. If not take another one. Worst case you drink yourself to death, problem solved one way or another

why don't people just buy stock, buy a long dated put leap against it, and then sell otm covered calls against it to cover the cost basis of the put even if you get assigned? Explain the downside of the trade to me

>>50744538
I don't ship anything but I know we export to markets in big American cities like New York

I am once again shilling PGNY

Oil can't go much lower, right?
Even with le fears of a recession.

I really don't understand why so many people insist on eating wild salmon instead of farmed salmon. I think farmed salmon tastes better everytime.

>>50744734
Anon you're supposed to do that BEFORE the -8% day, not after. Roe v Wade PnD is over with, move onto the next thing.

why is AMD mooning this past month? the world is still on fire and pelosi just made it worse as far as im aware, what gives?

>>50744767
that's why it's mooning, this is the worst it can get.

>>50744504
>vibe-cession
Honey, get my gun
>>50744476
How people can't read between the lines when it comes to Jews is beyond me. He did nothing but state a fact. Nits funny how Jews cry antisemitism when they are even mentioned.

>>50744767
bad news is good news

>>50744767
AMD has retard strength. Literally look at the May-Jun period and compare it to the SPX. AMD trades like a shitcoin

>GOVX is le scam
so is the stock market
ride the kali yuga

>>50744760
+16% after hours. And for the record I have mentioned it several times before but It's difficult to be heard over all the Siggers.

>>50744690
Didn't the biden administration declare monkepox a national health emergency? I'd say that's pretty Bullish anon

>>50744841
woulda loved to get in but seems too late now. wats your price target?
>t a fag who will listen compared to most /smg/tards

>>50744767
Just buy INTC.

Futures greener than an avocado. Looks like todays red day was fake

>>50744864
>INTC
>over amd and Nvidia and tsm

>>50744839
>just invest in a company's stock that is -99% all time

>futures

>>50744885
is that bullish or bearish

>>50744885
what the fuck am i watching

>>50744885
What the fuck

>>50744737
Oil can legit crash back to $60. Hard to see much less than that sustainably given production costs are up vs 2019.
Could easily crash past that for a few months if our global elites push a hard monkey lockdown though.
Supply is capped obviously with all regions basically pumping full out at this point, so the single factor controlling price now is demand.

I wouldn't touch any debt trapped shitcos at this point, but there are decent plays in the low cost producers, some of which are trading at equivalent to ~10x EV/FCF even in the $60 scenario.

>>50744890
>green dying
What do you think?

>>50744871
Futures were green yesterday weren't they

>>50744899
>Could easily crash past that
I could also be $110 next week. It's a total shitcoin right now.

>>50744839
The key for stocks like GOVX is to know when to get out. I got in at $1.93 got out at $3.73. GOVX could potentially have something but for the returns I had already accrued, I wasn't about to stick around and find out. SIGA on the other hand, I'm not selling.

>>50744859
>Didn't the biden administration declare monkepox a national health emergency?

doesn't matter if they don't follow up on it

>>50744914
And they predicted Nasdaqs Neon Giga Bull today. Bull run is confirmed

>>50744894
>>50744897
It's a parasite living off that green bug
Think of it like worms humans also get which look like spaghetti,they could be swimming in ur stomach feeding off you and you dont know it

>>50744864
>>50744875
You buy INTC because you think semis as an industry will have a resurgence. INTC options probably have half the IV of AMD so it benefits the buyer compared to the seller if you can guess the right direction.

>>50744899
You and everyone else keeps forgetting that Bidenstein is dumping reserves right now and he'll have to buy them back after he's done

>>50744880
I bet you said the same thing about CCXI niggerfaggot

>>50744871
they don't mean shit anymore

>>50744923
Sure, but the trajectory right now is more likely it goes back to $70s, with a bottom in the 60s.

Only way it goes to $110 short term is some crisis like China invades Taiwan, or Russia decides to cut off their exports entirely.

>>50744941
But not for SPY, Russell or Dow

>>50744957
Why would it go to all the way to $70 when it was pre-war in the low $90s?

>>50744949
i only trade aapl and spy options, i dont care about your biomeme pump and dumps raj patel

>>50744942
thats why we have ivermectine, bro. I dont have that. 100%

>>50744946
>INTC
is trash

>>50744993
Your gut flora gets weaker and die off over the years.it's inevitable.

>>50745007
It is but even trash floats if money flows into the whole industry. Like I said you benefit from the IV difference. Lets say if you believe generally semi conductors in a years time will move up 20% so you buy a call 10% OTM you will pay twice the premium on an AMD call versus a INTC call.

>>50744947
Timing that eventuality will be very important. Anyone got a forecast on that? When does the US government run out of oil reserves?

>>50744947
He can dump reserves for entirety of the next 2 years if he wants. There's no actual deadline on when they need to be refilled.
Might as well accept that those barrels are part of the supply equation at this point.

>>50744975
Look at China. Look at Sri Lanka. Look at pakistan. Look at Turkey. Look at Argentina. Look at fucking Europe even.
Demand destruction is happening live. The dollar is up 20% since the start of the year. Stop thinking purely in dollars. This is a global commodity.

>>50745040
never. the "reserves" is a fake number for national security to mislead foreign countries

>>50744860
$150 by 2024.

The thesis is quite simple really. Roasties who put off having kids until the last minute will demand access to IVF treatments under the premise of "equal healthcare". Woke companies will have to bend the knee and pay for it.

True autists know the vax has permanently made it almost impossible for many of these women to ever get pregnant so PGNY won't actually have to pay for real treatments, just basic fertility check ups and superficial shit like that. I could see it being acquired by UNH around $60 which makes it moon.

>Ethereum consists of 25% of the crypto market
>is about to kill mining with proof of state
they do realize once the miners can't profit from ETH 2.0 they will just pump another coin right?

>>50744933
>don't follow up on it
You do realize what party is in control right now don't you? They will bend over backwards for faggots because they don't want to lose their vote.

>>50744713
Indeed, goodd to know some people still have taste.

>>50745051
>He can dump reserves for entirety of the next 2 years if he wants
I tried to look up the official numbers but that link doesn't open for some reason so have this chart I guess. Definitely can't dump at this pace for 2 years, will run out next summer if this goes on

>>50745111
hey now this is very anti sematic please delete this post

>>50745070
Who fucking knows

>>50745051
Biden does have to buy them back though.
We are seeing some demand destruction, but oil keeps selling off mostly on "fears of a recession", not actual demand destruction data. Countries are still pushing for more production because the supply still does not meet demand. This week there was a big crude build, but last week there was an equally (or maybe bigger I forget) draw. It's in a state of flux but this sell off into the $80s is overdone imo. Crude crabbing in the $90s until either full demand destruction takes place or it doesn't or some hurricanes take out refineries or something makes the most sense.

>>50745111
Withdrawal pace right now is 4-5m per week, down from 7m (1m per day) at it's peak.
Do the math - it's pretty close to 2 years worth.

green or red to close the week?

>>50745070
Miners have no instruments to pump a coin, they can only dump it really. ETH rush will never be repeated, maybe with XMR when it skyrockets in price

>>50745130
Yeah, coming out the other side of this global downturn, oil should remain bullish since we're effectively already exceeding peak sustainable production right now.
But the stocks are gonna price in the next 1-2 years. If you wanna take an even longer term view, buying right now is fine. Especially the low cost producers are still good buys. I'd avoid the leveraged shitco garbage at this point though. It's back to a stock pickers market.

Can I tax loss harvest and avoid the wash-sale rule by selling real shares and creating synthetic shares with options for the same stock?

>My countries central bank flashed a warning that we WILL have a recession after raising interest rate
>Still pumping

This is fucking nuts. I'm using this time to sell some old bags at a profit and pivoting harder into recession stocks.

y is there 3 SMGs?

>>50745192
the eternal question
ask your auditor (female) when they come for you

>>50744885
When America does, the Jew will leave. Can't believe the final solution was us all along.

>>50745187
I'm in UCO. First time I'm nervous.

>>50745177
>those milkers

>>50745177
Green, everyone is too hyped up to end on a red. But Monday will be red as people start to sober up.

>>50745202
>cs source
Played the shit outta that.

>>50745223
Young Denise was spectacular. She aged into a plastic surgery goblin

>>50745181
$20,000,000 of bitcoin alone is mined per day anon

>>50745202
I count two and one is autosaging after exceeding the post limit of 310

>>50745223
we watched Starship Troopers the other night and my wife kept mocking Denise's slutty acting. ngl it made me diamonds

>>50745242
>20$kk of internet fake money
Woah

SIGA sissies I think I’m gonna sell at $25. Not sure I buy into the $100+ a share hopium. I only have 2300 shares.

>>50744686
It's not so much being alive it's the regret that I have. I studycel'd thinking it would finally lend me a house a job a wife and kids but we don't live in the 1950s anymore and I'm simply not enough for anyone. Tired of working for no reward.

>>50745201
Interest rates have been historically low for like 25 years, idk what the fuck the market is doing pumping when we get any hikes

Everyone here keeps shitting on INTC and shilling SOXL. That could be a good pairs trade if you’re confident: long SOXL, short INTC

>>50745261
>he doesn't know the fed created bitcoin

>>50745263
If you sell at 25 you will regret it. At least wait until $30

>>50745242
I mean for retail, normal people can't mine BTC at home but I'm mining ETH on my GPU right now. There are lots of people like that, they'll move somewhere after ETH mining dies, but they won't pump shit when they move because miners don't buy, they just accumulate and sell, why would that pump anything

>>50745241
charlie sheen and denise were the perfect match at times. Funny how that daughter turned out. Seems like good looking + good looking = mediocre looking.
So I really wonder what to do if you are looking like a god like I do. Impregnate an ugly girl?

>>50745316
what do you care, trying to make the Kwisatz Haderach or something?

>>50745192
If you go full synthetic, it'd probably be considered "substantially similar" or whatever, and you risk getting fucked over on taxes someday.
If you just buy one side of the option, like call option only, then there's a chance you'd get away with it.

Ideally just buy another similar company in the sector though.

>>50745335
That's a good answer actually

>>50745316
hot girls aren't wife/mother material ever anon
you want a homely lass with broad shoulders

Watch MEGL tomorrow. Possible pump and dump IPO from Hong Kong, same country that pumped HKD to oblivion. Obviously indicates nothing but if you’re a degenerate like me you’ll be watching.

>>50744698
Not really
>>50744727
Can't drink right now, I'm on-call for work
>>50745270
Regret is definitely there, but it's more like....I can't think of anything to look forward to, not tomorrow, a year from now, 10 years... I think about things that I maybe wanted to do, and can afford to do now, but then ask "will this actually make me any happier?"
Probably not... so why bother

>>50745342
Wouldn't different strike prices clear the 'substantially similar' hurdle? I mean that actually does create a distinctly unique risk/reward profile compared to the underlying stock.

>>50745283
You just made that up right?

>>50745364
Can’t you just order $4 IPO shares right now?

I'm tempted to sell Ford and buy Starbucks. My reasoning is that Starbucks is now an institution that has a dedicated base in office and sales, I think the recession we're heading into will see muscle in weird areas of consumer goods that haven't been seen before as employment remains relatively strong but wages dip where the significance is, again, that they stay that way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4GtROqsfo

Ford meanwhile has had a very strong quarter but will take a beating going forwards as consumers are simply unable to afford big purchases but will continue to indulge in ruinously expensive coffee.

I think the stock market is going to slowly rug over our lifetime more then anything. The kaballah has a lot of theory around "universal suffering" to "be with the creator". Wouldn't that be a ritual to achieve the kaballah interpretations? Drain peoples retirements over the course of their life to appease universal crushing of egoism that is a pillar of the kaballah? All this money flowing into equities is just cushioning to keep people believing in their precious roth IRAs. If you keep "dca'ing" your money into something as it slowly loses value it doesn't impact you and you keep believing the myth that coronavirus printing can explode "asset value". Interest rates going up is just the government staying whales of the USD while slowing business creation to a stop. We will never see index funds reach past highs in our lifetimes. We became the quantitative easing with "meme stocks" they push.

So jobs number is gonna save my shorts tomorrow?

>>50745395
You can’t preorder or you’ll be stuck hodling for 90 days. Plus the market decides within the first 30 minutes whether they think the IPO is overvalued or not.

closed all my shorts and opened a couple of longs. lets go

>>50745445
You’re late dumbass. The time to buy was the last two weeks. We will probably rug soon because this rally has been insanely long, we won’t likely reach any crazy lows, but I’d wager you’d get them at a better rate then buying after a two week rally. Some of you people have two brain cells tops.

>>50745352
Sounds very wise. But I fear I'd miss the sex. Probably not ready to settle down and create the messiah yet

>>50745445
thank you for saving my UVXY calls

>>50745445
do not redeem

>>50745445
top is in lads

>>50745480
get an ugly girl with a six pack
she'll be more cock hungry and have better stamina

>>50745431
this is why i dca into soxs

>>50744476
He got kicked out as CEO, remember?

>>50745477
it's precisely why everyone thinking the rally will end soon that it will not end soon.

How bad is the GME fallout going to be when it finally dies?

>>50745515
thanks this is what I'll do

>>50744504
>just suck the tranny dick and things will get better

>>50744579
It is literally bouncing off the june resistance and will go back down shortly.

>>50745515
>an ugly girl with a six pack
there was one such lass used to be posted here quite often

>GOLDMAN NOTE: 6.3 OUT OF EVERY 10 OPTIONS ON THE TAPE TODAY ARE CALLS, THIS IS A YEAR TO DATE HIGH AND APPROACHING LEVELS SEEN DURING THE RETAIL OPTIONS CRAZE OF 2021

>>50745484
Can someone explain what the purpose of buying this instead of SQQQ if SQQQ is leveraged more and you’ll get more returns? It’s not like you’d hold UVXY long term anyways.

>>50745531
People keep wanting it to die, but it's like gold or bitcoin: insanity alone can create permanent price delusions.

>>50745369
Have you ever tried online therapy? There are psychologists that accept Monero online. I'm thinking of going to one so that I can really let it out and they can't arrest me so to speak.

I can think of plenty of things to look forward to, namely all the things I missed out on while studying / working. Hoping to have life changing money soon so I can get to those.

>>50745201
>>50745276
Research found it was retail retards pumping, institutionals are selling. The buy the dip meme is going to fuck things up and that's a good thing because it's funny.

bros im just not that fond of trump to be desusempai. but he did pump my bags.

>>50745546
UVXY usually bottoms then spikes up really hard shortly after

Getting a tad cocky there,mumu

>>50745369
>Probably not... so why bother
I think that’s the issue, you won’t bother trying. You should at least give some of these things a shot, I find when I have this mindset I’m often pleasantly surprised

dump tomorrow or next week?

>>50745531
It won't. It is like a game to them. Instead of grinding DotA they are grinding GME. The only way it will end is if the company dissolves goes away or gaming on the stock market is banned.

>>50745587
Monday. Earnings carried this rally hard

>>50745587
slight poomp tomorrow, big doomp monday

So I got fired from my job. Can I just go on unemployment now? Is it really that simple? Anyone been on welfare before?

>>50745615
>i got fired
What did you do,wagie?

>>50745316
Their daughter is hot. Just beat her, take her make up off, give her a sun dress, remove all that hair dye, straighten the hair, and remove the nose ring

>>50745615
You can go on it potentially but the company can also try to deny your unemployment claim as well. Actually, the default for my past company was to deny everyone and make them have to fight for it in the system. Some companies might actually just pay it out by default others are Jews about it. It can't hurt to apply though.

>>50745604
it's just insane because they are breaking every single investing rule in the book. But millenials are convinced it's "totally different this time! We know better we aren't dumb boomers!"

>>50745615
What company? Did you deserve it? Just you or anyone else?

Paycheck tomorrow

I want to go back in time bros

>>50745668
me too, i'd cop a feel of prime Jcon

>>50745667
Did you dance hard enough?

>>50745622
>>50745646
My paycheck was short so I asked for a written promise that I would receive the difference in pay. Seemed reasonable to me but they didn't like that.
>>50745642
I applied in the past, but that company said I quit and I was denied. I got an email saying my employment has been terminated. I hate working so much. Have you ever been on unemployment? You know how much it is?

>>50745644
jewish financial schemes are so intricate when they see someone simply buying and holding a stock they lose their shit

>>50745667

Thats a good feeling man

>>50745667
The wagie dance

>>50745697
That’s retaliation

>>50745703
Don't pretending holding a stock is a problem. It's GME

>>50745644
There are less risky things to short. GME / TSLA are in a class of their own. Unless you've been with them since the beginning and know all of the lore, it is hard to make the right move. It's like an MMORPG where the early adopters have already taken over the game and made it unfair to people who are just coming in to play. Any move you make will work against you. A guy with 20+ years of value investing exp jumped off a building because of GME. Melvin finally shut down forever. There are so many layers of Jewry to it's gameplay I wouldn't touch it, long or short.

>>50745723
S-S-S-S-S-S
A-A-A-A-A
F-F-F-F

Management now wants my crew of 4 to work every other weekend indefinitely.

>>50745668
I think about this every day.

>>50745760
>>50745686
are we boomers

>>50745697
If you quit you can't get it but if you are fired you can have a chance to at least fight for it. Appeal with proof of termination. Don't let them pull that BS on you.

>>50745760
gotta focus on the future not the past

>>50745758
labour?

Is EIA lying about oil demand?

>>50744504
>vibe-cession
How do we get our vibe back?

>>50745781
Sitting in a warehouse all day monitoring emails for random parts to be picked. It's not hard at all, I just rather be getting drunk

>>50745839
>I just rather be getting drunk
Don't we all?

>>50745839
>Sitting in a warehouse all day monitoring e
Sounds like a good job to get drunk at.

>futures

>>50745783
wouldn't surprise me

>>50745068
>>50744860
>PGNY
fertility dropped more than 15% since Covid. Roasties and many men will have to spend all sorts of money to have kids.

>>50745839
if you get blackout drunk at work it's like time skipping to the end of the day

>>50745223
>>50745241
Dina was hotter imo.

>>50744424
>fags
>using condoms ever

Wow, absolutely nothing came of Pelosi's Taiwan visit. Who could've predicted that China would be nothingburger

>>50745839
are you making OT+ ?

>>50745874
absolute kino. when will a sensible haircut and a stylish jacket be fashionable again?

>>50745352
Sounds kinda gay

>>50745667
Me and my (white and brown) boys would routinely call that "nigga rich" in college.
>yo man wanna hit the bars this weekend?
>yeh buddeh, I got paid yesterday so I'm feeling nigga rich

>>50745922
the current admin will concede taiwan. It shouldn't drastically effect their industries but a couple of globohomo degens will get disappeared.

>>50745894
She was pretty great, but I prefer Denise. Jenifer connely was my all time favorite.
>>50745924
Sat and Sunday is roughly 1k dollars from the OT.

>>50745891
This is basically the plot to Severance.

>>50745942
That sounds good or is that split between you and the crew? If the money is good it sounds like you do it but you work 50% as hard

I made a few grand off Amd and siga calls
More than I make as a guitar tech in two weeks
I'm gonna drink some roku gin on my day off
This marks a whole week of continuous drinking
Hopefully it dumps tomorrow so I get depressed without substance abuse

>>50744424
Add that to the useless invention pile kek

>>50745960
O no its per person. 60 dollars an hour saturday and 80 an hour sunday. I will probably do 15 mins of actual work. Its fucking stupid.

>>50745922
>Wow, absolutely nothing came of Pelosi's Taiwan visit.
Nope, Pelosi will be lauded as an expert in everything Taiwan/TSMC for her excursion. She'll push for more chip bills under various names, just as there were multiple coof bills.

alright you alkies
someone gave me a bottle of pepper infused vodka and it tastes like shit. what can i make with it to make it palatable? the obvious one is bloody mary but i hate tomato juice

>>50745983
do it anon, sure you would rather get drunk but you still can after work and it will feel even better with a fat paycheck.

Rudy made a new whiteboard video, discussing some specifics of wotc's print runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVFfOCyaVn8

>tldr: Probably 10-12% of their top-line revenue can be attributed to digital sales, and they've doubled their revenue over the last 5 years

>>50745890
>fertility dropped more than 15% since Covid. Roasties and many men will have to spend all sorts of money to have kids.
You're going to have to reanalyze the schizo angle here. Is the 15% actually due to kid supply dropping (zomg, vaccine fertility effects!!1!) or kid demand dropping (pandemic vibecession/doomscrolling addictions)?

If it's the former, that's bullish for PGNY, the latter bearish.

>>50746003
I just want my weekends to myself, but ya the extra money is great.

>>50745986
Make beer-battered chicken/pork, and use the vodka for some flavor

>>50745986
black pepper or red pepper?

/leanhogs/ bros... Our time has come

>>50745986
Pic related

>>50746022
chili pepper

>>50746015
dont turn down free money in the short term you already know it doesn't make sense long term.

>>50745986
The sensible option is to throw it away and get booze you can enjoy instead of making a better drink worse by diluting it with shit.

But if you insist, my go to for mixing liquor is to mix it with chocolate milk.

>>50746049
>throwing away booze

>>50745922
China is still a paper tiger. Go visit /k/ or /pol/ and read enough shitposts that you can separate meme from dream and come back with what you've learned about the likelyhood of China starting a hot war with their main export revenue sources.
All of this shit will be resolved over and under the table, to the great profit of the negotiators, but with the knives still in the cutlery drawer.

>>50746067
>I am going to drink this shit I got for free just because it has alcohol in it.

This is how you know you are an alcoholic

>>50745260
She was jealous kek

>>50746035
Sounds like you should try some experimentation
>Bit of lime
>Bombshot with a beer (Probably mexican style)
>Juices will probably go bad
>Wetback hot chocolate with alcohol?

>>50746076
>you are an alcoholic
Or maybe you're a pussy that bitches over taste on fucking alcohol huh?

>>50746081
Ayy the hot chocolate sounds like a winner to me. I like Abuelita for mixing with alcohol, it's a more aggressively spiced hot chocolate that plays nice with the burn of heated alcohol.
I was thinking like a southeast asian summery drink, ginger bitters and ultra light beer with a shot of chilli vodka.

>>50746006
I believe the former. Yes I'm schizo.
>it will plateau at 1.75 births
They are literally telling you rates are not going to return to normal even with an economic recovery. How would they know that?

Can one of you drunks "pour one out" for ASTR, as the kids say?

>>50746133
Mexico has a drink, Micheleda that is probably close.

>>50746163
That's a $50 lottery ticket I'll never get back...

I CAN'T HELP IT

I CAN'T STOP BUYING DIVIDEND STOCKS!

>>50746156
>How would they know that?
Demographers build those forecasts based off both shit like surveys "how many kids would you like to have" and immigration numbers. Both of those would've absolutely tanked the last couple years (yes, even with illegals streaming over Biden's border)

>>50744941
>Nasdaqs Neon Giga Bull
>+52.42 (+0.41%)
christ you're retarded

>>50746177
>DIVIDEND STOCKS!
in your roth ira righr?

i think i will just buy some spic beer and lime and get the chili vodka ice cold for shots with chasers. the abuelita sounds good, but it's way too hot for that

>>50746177
boomers out!

>>50746185
Kill yourself Aspie

>>50746070
>Go visit /k/
I've lost respect for that board. Honestly get better gun advice here.

Green futures red day

>>50746222
I think I read that one, was that in Asimov's?

I made more today than some of you make in an entire year lul

>>50746222
It's over

Yeah I'm thinkin we're back

>>50746244

>>50746241
On what?

>>50746222
>>50746244
Ummm bull bros

>>50746260
Ccxi

What the opinion on energy? I think the shock is over but these companies are still making bongo bucks.

>>50746222

>>50746230
>Asimov

did we ever get an update on the anon whose gf gave him herpes?

>>50746191
Sounds good. I advise getting a bulk box of Abuelita while it's cheap for summer and a few bottles of cheap dark rum for the cold months ahead.

VIX bros...

>>50746241
I think it's hilarious that a few anons think you're an insider trader over this. Some people here despite popular belief actually make money kek. You make sure you buy those pups a big ol' sack of pigs ears with some of those gains.

Got an easy one for everyone:

https://www.texomashomepage.com/young-county/air-tractor-olney-big-military-contract/

Airt

>>50746180
PGNY earning seem to suggest no shortage of women who want fertility benefits. But I guess we'll see.

>>50746299
Picrel is me. But I'm still breathing and holding

>>50746307
Holy shit the volume on that stock is abysmal. You may have found a gem early. I really really like that stock, you mind if I invest in it?

Does anyone have the PLTR "high IQ" pasta? I haven't seen it in a while

>>50746271
If fossil fuels aren't going to go up anymore, get out of fossil fuel companies. Investors think this is a dying industry and treat it like the metaphorical cigar butt. Doesn't really matter what you or I think, but what the people we need to sell our bags down the road to thinks.

>>50746041
My company pisses away money anon. I just want out of being a wagie.

>>50746307
Big announcements before earnings are usually a bad sign.

>>50746333
Read the article, and understand who the fuck L3 and air tractor are as companies.

>>50746343
https://archived.moe/biz/search/text/to%20be%20fair%20you%20have%20to%20have%20a%20very%20high%20iq%20to%20invest%20in%20palantir/

>>50746377
Not a “big” announcement…only regional recognition.

>"We have agreed to remove the carried interest tax provision, protect advanced manufacturing, and boost our clean energy economy in the Senate's budget reconciliation legislation," Sinema said in a statement.

/hedgefund/ bros, we made it...

>>50746385
Give me the qrd on L3

>>50746402
>>50746385
Announcing a $170m contract that also floats the number of "$3 billion" seems like a lot of pissing

>>50746390
Oh thanks
I thought reading it again might make me smile

>>50746385
Umm I wasn't making fun of your stock I was genuinely saying that you might have found something early.

APND for monkey poop test.

Yall missed this one siga sisters.

I'm poorer than ever, I'm never gonna get a gf. Fuckit I'm gonna treat my brokerage like a savings account and go all in on jepi & reits.

What is it about wh*te women that makes them fuck dogs?
https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2022/08/04/police-florida-woman-accused-of-sexual-acts-with-dog-while-ex-boyfriend-filmed/

>>50746422
Can't get them all.

>>50746422
Last I'd heard, testing capacity wasn't a bottleneck. The LabCorp types were running at like 10%.

>>50746437
>>50746422
>tfw can't seem to get anything

>>50746434
Ayo hol' up
While that's true, it also happened in fucking Florida

>>50746434
They want men that will worship them and never question them, aka a dog

>>50746434

>>50746407
L3Harris=missiles and so much more

I have, to a degree, financially recovered

now what

>>50746432
I did that but with 3x ETFs
Haha

>>50745260
Starship Troopers is one of my favorites. My wife hates it, but I think she just hates all the women and guys fawning over them. RICO'S ROUGHNECKS!

>>50746468
I did that but with options on leveraged ETFs

>>50745051
Oil prices will probably calm down when winter rolls around. He can buy back in then. But yeah he doesn't have any sort of deadline. Also, he sold at the top so he will probably make a profit on the operation overall.

>>50746420
My apologies. Long day at work, followed by a long drive home.

>>50746434
indian (gypsy) admixture

>>50746488
>Bought SRTY calls in October
>Exercised in February
I got lucky

>>50746505
you don't think that Russia is going to wait until winter to escalate things, cut off energy to Europe during a period they are most vulnerable and Russia has maximum leverage?

Futures more like pooptures.

>>50746526
Russia has gone too far. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!

>UBER
>AMD
>my puts on both

Putin more like poopin.

>>50746536
I kind of need them to go farther

European more like you're a poopin.

>>50746531
>>50746542

SIGA GENESIS

New

>>50746574
>>50746574

>>50746180
you are wrong.

>>50746584
Holy fucking soon

>>50746656
No u.

>>50745922
Strategic ambiguity over Taiwan is pretty much done, big news but that's really it

>>50745950
based fellow severance enjoyer

>>50746372
thats why you have to make a shit ton of money anon that you can save

Hope you fellas had a great day. Almost all my portfolio was green today. Feels good, REED just keeps going up.

Posting so it hits 300.

>>50745950
Except when you’re black out drunk even your alter-egos don’t remember anything.
>>50746947
It’s a really good show. Best I’ve seen in a while.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

Oh wow this one is still alive. Fuck SMG

aahahhahahhha so this cunt ghost of a chingitychong CCP IPO aka finbro with a HQ across the skreet from HK Bank of GYNA is the next pnd huh? my degen side might put a FEW chips on MEGL IPO tmrw. fuck XI i hope that cock sucker gets the poxx, YA HEARD ME MY SIGGAS?

>>50744982
this bitch HAS to be related to Louis CK.

>>50744720
Based rat whisperer.