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50739645 No.50739645 [Reply] [Original]

>own home
>cuts his grass every weekend like a good little lawn cuck

lmaoing @ your life desu

>> No.50739677
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50739677

>>50739645
>We live in a society !

>> No.50739687

It's relaxing af tho. I take pride in making things look good.

>> No.50739688

>>50739645
Works on my machine

>> No.50739692

Dude living in surbubia with your wife and kids, you wish youd have 30minutes of something todo to get away from it all

>> No.50739695

>>50739645
>pays HOA fees
>pays taxes
>pays insurance
>pays for new roof which insurance doesn't cover because it's too old or other BS reason
>equity goes down by 25% minimum this year due to far fewer buyers thanks to higher interest rates
Thanks
For
Playing

>> No.50739702
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50739702

Nothing wrong with having another man cut your lawn for you while you're at work

>> No.50739729

>>50739702
Good one zackary

>> No.50739737

What's the alternative? A fucking apartment? Lol

>> No.50739743

>>50739645
Lmfao this. At least pay a high schooler or Mexican to mow your lawn. Most of the time, its not worth your time to mow.

>> No.50739767

>>50739677
>I must fool the home buyer with beautiful and dishonest Zillow pics!

>> No.50739769

>>50739737
That's what they think unironically. Man children who cower at the thought of turning a wrench to fix a faucet.

>> No.50739797
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50739797

Imagine cutting your own grass, walking around your lawn like a fucking NPC
Can't wait for those Roomba mowers to get good enough so I don't even need wagie anymore
>>50739769
>Bro you can't just outsource labor to wagies because... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY

>> No.50739802

>>50739687
imagine taking pride in doing something productive and beneficial for everyone in 2022 while a bunch of zoomers are out there trying to tear down society. Get with the times, grandpa

>> No.50739898

>every storm he had to climb up and clean the gutters like a good little cuck also
>his toilet breaks and the plumber costs 300 dollars just to come take a look and another 800 to come back and fix it and plow the wagies wife in his wage box while he’s at work.

>> No.50739945

>>50739769

I got like this for a bit. When you're in college everything is taken care of and you balk at the idea of doing simple repairs or chores yourself. After becoming a homeowner you go through the grinder and get used to it, now I don't flinch at a leaky faucet/pipe or broken dryer belt.

>> No.50739977

I would mow right now if it weren't 95 F outside. My mom gives me good boy points when I mow and if I collect enough she pays for my health insurance.

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>>50739645
Awww did the rentoid get woken up by the homeowner across the street again?