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Brandon's Recession Cancelled Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50735637

>> No.50737200

first for homosexuality

>> No.50737201
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50737201

You should have listened to me about CCXI you fucking room temp IQ baboon niggers.

>> No.50737204

>>50737168
No, but seriously, if the middle class is crushed they'll switch to WMT. But if the lower class is also crushed, they'll downgrade to DG or shoplifting (long GEO).

>> No.50737205

I am financially buck broken

>> No.50737207
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50737207

Less than 5 minutes until the first of three sour hours.

>> No.50737208

Lol, somehow I ended up with $3700 in TQQQ calls and I don't know how

>> No.50737221
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50737221

I am financially irritated.

>> No.50737223
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50737223

Papa Biden gave you the generational bottom and you didn't buy it

Apologize.

>> No.50737224

>>50737201
I didn't but I'm looking to buy LMDX. Don't let me down bro

>> No.50737225

>>50737207
>t. got liquidated 3 times this week

>> No.50737228
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>>50737208
LOL

>> No.50737229

>>50737201
I would be obnoxiously shitposting a lot more if i were you but congrats man, go enjoy the day though dont spend it with retard baggies on here

>> No.50737243

>>50737201
fuck nice gap up

>> No.50737249
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50737249

>>50737204
>they'll downgrade to DG or shoplifting (long GEO).

>> No.50737250

>>50737204
Good theory anon

>> No.50737256

U guys are dirty bhenchodes. Who lied to me. Saying that the global pozzed cumcock emergency would moon the SIGA stock. U all lied. U said there would be gamma.

>> No.50737257

OIL (ticker: OIL) needs ooooone more dump into the low/mid 80s for the RSI to bottom and real capitulation to happen.

>> No.50737259
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50737259

SQQQ

>> No.50737263

>>50737228
I guess if I look back, I rolled my original calls when TQQQ pumped, and put some of the proceeds back into buying more calls...

>> No.50737268

>>50737208
sell. naow!

>> No.50737278

Selling SIGA within the next hour. Not letting this gay shit give me a heart attack every day anymore. I don't even want to make it, I'll take the pocket change and go. This shit is BEYOND RIGGED.

>> No.50737280
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50737280

My siggas Joe Biden is waking up! Emergency declaration coming as soon as today. Praise Jerome WAGMI

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1555235753818574849

>> No.50737282

>>50737229
I am having my fun for sure. theres that one retard whos calling the SEC on me cheers to that faggot lmao.

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>>50737268

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50737300

Nice day in the stock market to get chopped

>> No.50737305
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50737305

>>50737221
>heh zoomers can't even use a can opener
Meanwhile nobody in burgerstan can use the proper classic can opener

>> No.50737314

>>50737300
>TFW no Asian grills around me

>> No.50737313

>>50737300
Why do white women in America keep eating so much food? They cannot control themselves

>> No.50737318
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50737318

>>50737280
Kek look at the price action today. Shorts are getting BTFO. Nothing can stop gay sex.

>> No.50737321

>>50737300
built for BWC

>> No.50737335
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50737335

>>50737280
ASS TO ASS

>> No.50737338

>>50737305
I have something like that on my Leatherman. I use a cutting wheel and gear opener like a civilized human, however.

>> No.50737341

Shorting SIGA her e

>> No.50737343

>>50737280
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOn

>> No.50737345

>>50737300
>35 year old Asian girl vs 19 year old white whale
All doomer dads had to do was be more firm in their parenting and vote right

>> No.50737349

Got some VIXY 15c 8/5 for my gamble of the week, some fags talking about going long volatility.

I have some left in the budget, what's another 1de option play?

>> No.50737353

How do I not get accidentally entrapped for insider trading by reading /smg/?

>> No.50737356

>>50737256
We said the wild was going to be rocky and it is.

You deserve your losses.

>> No.50737358
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50737358

really sus that people were fudding siga this morning before the announcement

>> No.50737360

>>50737249
>>50737250
DG and DLTR have been outperforming WMT and TGT, so less a theory and more the way it is.

Although the crime part/GEO is more of a joke. That Burry angle is wrong because law no longer applies; nobody's getting arrested, which is incompatible with his autist thinking.

>> No.50737369

>>50737353
By storing all of your money with someone you trust (like me).

>> No.50737375

>>50737353
Don't post about it lol, it's that simple. Some retards think we're actually completely anonymous

>> No.50737377

>>50737318
I warned you yesterday john, don't get too cocky. I bought one share to make my case stronger. Also my bf says he wouldn't mind plowing your hairy ass

>> No.50737379

>>50737353
Become a member of congress.

>> No.50737383

>>50737369
Sent ;)

>> No.50737384

>>50737353
Don't buy what SMG shills simple as.

>> No.50737407

>>50737353
Securities violations generally require scienter. Meaning you had to know that it was confidential info that was leaked to you improperly, or reasonably suspect it was.

Also, taking a tip that has no information whatsoever in it isn't illegal.

If you are ever hauled in based on /smg/ -- just point them to the years and years of shitposts and ask them if they can sort out the BS.

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50737410

Try socks but hole

>> No.50737412

>>50737377
He owes me bussy pics

>> No.50737420

>>50737305
Ive used one on a leatherman once while camping.

>> No.50737433

>>50737282
It was either insider trading or sheer luck, you fucking gaping faggot
Did you know it was going to be bought out, yes or no? A simple question, but you have to keep being a nigger/spic about it

>> No.50737441

SIGA POZDADDIES

>> No.50737442
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50737442

>>50737181
Hope everyone is having a great day.
watching my REED stock go up and listening to Return to Forever - Romantic Warrior album. highly recommend it.

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50737446

>>50737410
invisible gains ahead

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50737448

>>50737377
Best I can do is give him some pee pee

>> No.50737451

Wait did someone actually do insider trading, what the fuck happened. Dear IRS, I don't know any of these people and the posts I've made were purely jokes.

>> No.50737459

Look. At. The Gamma. On. SIGA. Convex.

>> No.50737460
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50737460

>soxl is up 83% in a month

>> No.50737465

the SEC are the jannies of the stock market

>> No.50737480

Yes, hello, IRS.
I am inculpable due to not having a red ID. Please continue on.

>> No.50737482

>>50737224
>LMDX
Why

>> No.50737484

>>50737460
and its still down 50% over 6 months

>> No.50737489
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50737489

>>50737459
How? Where? Do I need to change my broker's language to Greek?

>> No.50737498

>>50737442
Based jazz fusion enjoyer.

>> No.50737501

>>50737459
and WALA
just like that we're down 4% on the week! Get fucked idio--
oh wait...

>> No.50737506
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50737506

SIGGA SISTERS TOLD ME it's going to $3000
So i didn't sell

SMG told me it's going to $11
So I didn't buy.

Here I am stuck at $18
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50737508

>>50737482
He shilled it in the last thread

>> No.50737510
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50737510

>leftoid trannies literally can't cope so they seethe about homophobes making mad money off SIGA

Fuck niggers, fuck trannies, but most importantly, fuck men so SIGA goes to 1k.

>> No.50737513

>>50737482
Bill gates owns 7% of the company. That's all you need to know.

>> No.50737517

>>50737433
I told you that already. no I did not know it was going to be bought out but it was a clear buyout candidate with a good pipeline and a drug with exclusivity for treatment. Its not fucking rocket science. My target was 150-200$ next year though. Stay mad and broke though you mental midget.

>> No.50737523

>>50737224
Dude flips a coin and gets heads, so now you're buying a SPAC scam?
kek

>> No.50737530

>>50737448
is that real? wtf :(

>> No.50737536

>>50737300
Uhhhh one of them is very cute

>> No.50737543

U TOLD ME THAT SIGA WOULD SQUEEZE BUT IT BARELY WENT UP LIKE 2% WTF
U TOLD ME THIS

>> No.50737546

is this the insider trading thread? my uncle works at nintendo I'll try to get some hot tips

>> No.50737548

Why did siga go from -5% to +5% in a short timeframe? Hedgies buying in?

>> No.50737549

>>50737442
Why buy REED?

>> No.50737550

Bobo mkt back on the menu boys. Lower highs. Out of steam. Time to feast

>> No.50737554
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50737554

>>50737448
SIGA GOING TO 30 BROS.
ALSO buy TQQQ

>> No.50737555

>>50737513
>Bill gates owns 7% of the company. That's all you need to know.
exactly
>>50737523
>Dude flips a coin and gets heads
if you think thats what investing is then no wonder you're a broke ass hater lmfao

>> No.50737556

This reminds me of last Thursday's thread. And we all know what happened on Friday...

>> No.50737557

>>50737543
Squeeze these nuts you fucking faggot and give me a kiss with your pox-covered lips.

>> No.50737558
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50737558

>>50737513
Bill Gates also shorted TESLA.
He also bought CPNG and SDGR and the prices have dropped off a cliff.

DONT USE HIM FOR FINANCIAL ADVISE>

>> No.50737561

>>50737407
Do the leakers face any repercussions?

>> No.50737564

Dear IRS and SEC,

My posts are not satire. I am incredibly serious and full of intent. As a man, I am naturally a danger to society, nature, others, myself, and God. I will do whatever it takes to: be successful, earn money, and enjoy leisurely activities that interest me.

Also I hate jews.

Blessed be thou soul struck by a wild animal such as me,

Anon

P.S. buy SOXL

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50737567

>>50737510
>Infect gays, infect bis, infect the schools, infect gyms. It will surge the rottenness into the system. High costs of TPOXX and high SIGA will moon. People will fuck harder, live a less moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising homophobes will pick up from more degenerate people.

>> No.50737568

>>50737548
They slammed it down so they could get in cheap because earnings are going to get great.

>> No.50737569

>>50737548
Gamma vally

>> No.50737571

>>50737448
why are americans such mentally ill people?

>> No.50737572

>>50737201
ive been here all day every day for years and never once saw a post about ccxi

>> No.50737574
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50737574

>>50737523
I'm just throwing a small amount on it and I thought that's what most of us do here anyway

>> No.50737577

>bought a handful of Intel calls after the earnings dump
>crabbing ever since

Should I just be patient or allocate the capital to something else?

>> No.50737576
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>>50737517
And then it's the holier than thou attitude that really rings muh bells
Do you really think we're here to make money, you nigger-minded pooinloo

>> No.50737580

>>50737569
Volga Hurricane.

>> No.50737590
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>>50737506

>> No.50737591
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50737591

smg when will you time the markets correctly.

I am stuck at $18.80 HELL FOR THREE DAYS NOW!!!! DO I BUY OR SELLL

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50737595

>>50737543
you got to squeeze it gently at first or it'll splooge too soon

>> No.50737598

>>50737558
>Bill Gates also shorted TESLA.
and for a while that was actually quite a winning play or are you not paying attention
>>50737572
I have been you just havent been paying attention niggerfaggot.
>>50737576
I am, youre not though obviously

>> No.50737600

>>50737558
LMDX is directly tied to covid. This is not one of his random stock purchases. I'm already up 25% on it.

>> No.50737606

>>50737572
That's bs. I remember him shilling it and i'm pretty sure I called him a faggot or a pajeet

>> No.50737608

>>50737353
it's not insider trading if you don't have an explicit responsibility to keep the information confidential. so for example if you overhear a ceo talking about upcoming news in a restaurant and you move accordingly, it's not insider trading because you didn't have any responsibility regarding that information good luck affording the court fees to prove that though

>> No.50737609

>>50737561
Yes.
You have to find them first though, which is tough.
The tasty leaks are done on /smg/ instead of reddit for a reason.

>> No.50737612

>>50737580
Bomma typhoon

>> No.50737614

WARNING NOT INSIDER TRADING READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

bruh no cap thinkin bout selling fr fr ong

WARNING NOT INSIDER TRADING READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

>> No.50737615

>>50737555
>if you think thats what investing is then no wonder you're a broke ass hater lmfao
What you did was flip a coin and get heads. We're not talking about investing, we're talking about the play you made. You flipped a coin, you got heads.
Maybe the next coin will be heads too, but there's no connection to the previous coin. If you keep going all in, eventually you'll land on tails.

>> No.50737616

How to do iron corridors in investopedia stock simulator?

>> No.50737622
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>>50737554
More like 3000. Also buy SQQQ. Extra safe safe-for-work for the triggerhappy tranny janny!

>> No.50737630

>Biden officials plan to declare MPX a public health emergency

>The move comes as officials scramble to boost access to MPX treatments and vaccines amid rising case counts.

>treatments named before vaccines

>> No.50737634

Maybe Rocker was right.....

>> No.50737640

>>50737615
>What you did was flip a coin and get heads
lol you're an angry faggot who doesnt know how to do any research on companies and you relegate the stock market to TA like some fucking 18 year old femoid relates astrology to their future. shut up you twink.
>>50737572
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=CCXI

>> No.50737646

>>50737612
Nega breeze

>> No.50737648

>>50737598
God, if I wasn't taken, I'd be cucking niggers like you on the daily, regardless of what you make
I'll let your bitch grind on my larger than average portfolio so whenever you try to get a few petty thrusts off her, she'd be thinking of me just so that she can get off and keep living off your dime a little longer because God knows I would never even buy her a gift even after having an affair for two years

>> No.50737655

>>50737612
There's an old option trader saying that still holds true to this day. As the trader saying goes:
" Vega wounds, gamma kills, and bomma commits nuclear apocalypse."

>> No.50737659

>>50737640
You're projecting. Hard.

>> No.50737660

>>50737640
>sell SIGA
Retard.

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50737666

>Ukraine is basically done so now we divert pity to homos
BRASS MONKEY
THAT FAGGOT MONKEY
BRASS MONKEY-FUCKIES
THOSE HORNY MONKEYS

>> No.50737667

Looking at SIGA 8/19 20c for the earnings play

IV is at 167%, so I reckon IV crush could be a real issue

>> No.50737669
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50737669

>>50737630
YES YES YES!!!!!

Do the gay shuffle ! ! !

>> No.50737671

>>50737572
https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/adhd-quiz#1

>> No.50737675
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50737675

>>50737634
yeah SIDU and SIGA and that GOVX play were great. We'll just forget about RYCEY, BOIL, fake fish

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50737677

alright retards anyone with insider trading info on MQ? why did it drop nearly 30% down at open and then pump back up? something strange going on

>> No.50737681

>>50737648
the seethe emanating from this post. just delicious. I know you're probably low 4 digit account.
>>50737659
no, you are lol. I did my research youre the one saying I flipped a coin. nigger.
>>50737660
eh I can be wrong every once in a while. I have about 40 dec 20 calls though right now WUG?

>> No.50737685

>>50737622
Slandering my wife will not save your SIGA shorts...

>> No.50737686

>>50737640
>>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=CCXI
great so the one time i gamble on an smg "hot tip" its ASTR and loses 25% in two days, and then one of the only times it actually is a hot tip I mustve been in the shitter or something
my luck with smg is as bad as my luck with the market in general

>> No.50737693

>>50737640
Hey anon I've had many plays that I've bragged about but people called me a faggot who never talked about it (short PLBY, short DWAC, short SAVA, etc) bc no one knows how to use the archive just know that i appreciate u handsome trader bro. Go enjoy ur day.

Don't argue with the dirty bastard madarchodes on here.

>> No.50737696

>>50737353
>>50737608
>it's not insider trading if you don't have an explicit responsibility to keep the information confidential
This is 100% incorrect.
If you know it's inside information, you are liable because the criminal intent remains. Your intent is to defraud the market.
It's why you can't just have your friend do the trades for you, or sneak into a corporate office and steal a bunch of information and trade on it.

>> No.50737698

>>50737675
He was just a few years early for AQB

>> No.50737697

>>50737201
are you my neighbor? has the same dog

>> No.50737710
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50737710

>July 6

>Buy:
> XBI / LABU
> X
> CCXI

>Sell:
>Gay buttsex

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50737712

Are you guys still sperging about that biomeme?

>> No.50737711
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50737711

>>50737675
I've been shitting on AQB for years

>> No.50737718

>>50737681
Try 3 digits on my cashapp account I used to use to pay for hotel rooms when I cucked art majors and esl's
Literally started off with 3.50.
I know, I'm pretty impressive
Mass replies are the biggest indicator of a midwit, btw

>> No.50737724

>>50737677
cute cat.

>> No.50737725
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50737725

You know what comes after the crab,right?

>> No.50737728

>>50737442
Anon I must know
What does REED have going for it

>> No.50737731

I just bought 200 shares of SIGA so i hope rocker sold and for everyone who has puts; you're welcome

>> No.50737732

I unironically think there are federal agents in this thread right now, and I took my meds

>> No.50737740

i buyed the bottom :)

>> No.50737741

>>50737710
LABU was 4$ when I called it you dumb nigger. and I was wrong at first about SIGA and I admit that.
>>50737697
are you in texas?
>>50737693
thanks bruv. fuck these poor niggers. you can lead a horse to water and all.
>>50737718
>mass replies
aw im sorry does your 3 digit plays not attract attention

>> No.50737745

>>50737712
so you think she keeps that same expression the whole time you are fucking her?

>> No.50737746

>>50737732
Yeah, but I gotta pump my bags, too.

>> No.50737747
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>>50737686
>the one time i gamble on an smg "hot tip" its ASTR and loses 25%
me too lol

>> No.50737749
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50737749

>unironically sold SIGA literally this morning

>> No.50737750

There is carnage across the board in the oil complex, no where is safe, structure getting absolutely nuked... honestly, I don't think anyone is actually left in the market, have been watching the tape all day and legit 100x buy order can move WTI like, 40 cents. It is fucked up.

Liquidity is toilet paper thin. Wish I would have scaled my whole position @ +2860 yday vs. 1/3rd for RB UV.

What I mean is that I was buying RB UV at the beginning of the week on Monday's dip, sold 1/3 of the position @ +2860 yday, fucking thing is +2221 LOD... and just tap tested fucking 1min VWAP lol the old outright daily ATRs of 4-5 cents are the new spread daily ATRs, it's wild... range on the day is ~300pts.


Liquidity is GONE from the oil futures complex. On the bright side my cannabis cravings are completely gone and I haven't done any weed in a week.

>> No.50737751
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>>50737725
Go away bobo!

>> No.50737756
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50737756

Why isn't there a gay sex ETF?

>> No.50737758

>>50737745
Yes, but her eyebrows become more sinister.

>> No.50737765
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50737765

>>50737745
That's how she flirts.

>> No.50737766

>>50737710
literally lol
>LABU
>X
>CCXI
all winning plays
SIGA was the only one I was wrong on.

>> No.50737771
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>>50737749
It was always over for you. It never ever got started. HAHAHA

>> No.50737772

>>50737712
>sperging about a biomeme
The SAVA. Lol. They Don't Know. About the SAVA

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50737774

>>50737749
>he sold?

>> No.50737775
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50737775

>>50737712
stop stealing my pics fucko

>> No.50737778

>>50737756
There is, SOXL. Everyone knows the semiconductors in vaccines turn people gay.

>> No.50737780
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50737780

Alright, who makes polio treatments?

>> No.50737787

>>50737725
>t. got liquidated 3 times this week

>> No.50737788
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50737788

>>50737775
No.

>> No.50737791

>>50737712
Fuck, she looks like this Christian girl I used to have a crush on back in high school but decided not to go after because she bad talked KoRn
Really dodged a bullet there, didn't I.

>> No.50737792

>>50737741
wrong about X too so that makes it a coinflip retard. no DD or anything but shittalk and fuming makes you the dumb nigger faggot you dumb nigger faggot

>> No.50737800

>>50737780
What fucking decade is this lmao

>> No.50737802

>>50737749
kwab

>> No.50737809

>>50737749
I fucking told you not to you doublenigger.

Last friday was such an obvious artificial crash so wallstreet could buy in cheap. Next time think for more than a fucking second

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>>50737774
>Monke it

>> No.50737812

>>50737696
tippees don't receive a tipper's fiduciary duty unless they know that that the information they're receiving is a breach, which is impossible to tell on an anonymous shitposting board. lrn2dirks you retard

>> No.50737815

Regardless what happens my day is complete. Scoopsies absolutely seethed over my video because he knows I always win and he always loses.

>> No.50737817
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>>50737800
Clown decade

>> No.50737819

>>50737800
the 20s

>> No.50737820

>>50737741
no michigan :(

>> No.50737823
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50737823

>>50737780
>You now remember that Los Angeles and all other homeless epicenters brought back the bubonic plague

>> No.50737824

>>50737792
>X up 32% since july 6
excuse me? god you must really make your mother proud

>> No.50737825

>>50737791

she looks like my ex wife who was also a huge whore into mysticism

>> No.50737827

>>50737791
>hey anon let's start a sex cult and brand our initials into our fucktoys!

>uhh no thanks I can't stop wearing jnco's and I need to work on my dreads

good job anon you preserved your virginity

>> No.50737828

>>50737775
Who is this cute jewess?

>> No.50737829

>>50737681
>no, you are lol. I did my research you're the one saying I flipped a coin. nigger.
So you're admitting insider trading? Earlier you said you didn't expect the buyout. Either you knew or your didn't. If you knew then good luck kek, if you didn't know then it was a coinflip.
I'm not saying the EV on your play was negative. I haven't looked into this company and honestly could care less. I know that XBI put in a huge bottom in late may and all my biotech picks are up massively since then (though most of them didn't happen overnight). In general biotech is a dogshit industry so I don't often pay much attention.
Regardless, the news today was still luck. Luck was present. Luck was involved.

>> No.50737830

>>50737756
literally because of the lack of LGBTQIA+ representation sis

>> No.50737834

>>50737815
be honest, did you onahole that black mannequin already?

>> No.50737835
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50737835

My lil SIGGA is doing sumthing smg.. AHHHHH

>> No.50737837

>>50737823
also tons of TB which you can catch from coof
10% of americans test positive for latent TB by the way

>> No.50737838
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50737838

APOLOGIZE.

>> No.50737839

>>50737725
Not you that's for sure

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50737841

Hahahaha

>> No.50737844

>>50737780
>>50737823
Actually you know what, I'm going to load up on tuberculosis med vendors

>> No.50737845

These fucking jews fucking my shit up on these TSLA put options. I mean I'm losing my fucking ass here.

>> No.50737848

>>50737829
>luck
alright dude sure luck because it was today but it was going to happen either way. Whatever makes you shut the fuck up you poor sad little faggot, post your account or stop talking to me.

>> No.50737853

I am a Hidden Tiger, AMA

>> No.50737856

>>50737828
you don't wanna know bro just back away slowly

>> No.50737859

market going to close green at this rate
fuck my life

>> No.50737860

>>50737841
again again?

>> No.50737861

>>50737812
>which is impossible to tell on an anonymous shitposting board
You gave the example of a CEO in a restaurant, in which there is a good chance you would know or should have known that it was inside info.

That's a totally different situation than 4chins where you can't tell a shitposting pajeet from a board member.

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>>50737824
>up 32%
my mother is very proud considering i retired in my 30's, you braindead dumb fuck

>> No.50737866

>>50737841
Also I was considering a sub to them, are they worth it? I can just grab free EOD flow from pretty much anywhere and find aggregate data elsewhere.

Even so, I haven't been able to turn that free data into a consistent profit yet.

>> No.50737871

>>50737696
What if the leaker expects no financial gain, nor knows anybody who they would expect to financially gain? Like I've badmouthed my job before. Could that be construed as insider trading?

>> No.50737872

>>50737845
>buys puts in the middle of a bullish cycle
> WHY ARE THE JOOOS DOING THIS TO ME???

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50737882

>>50737834
A gentleman never asks, a lady never tells.

>> No.50737883

should I buy the bottom on copper miners?

>> No.50737885

>>50737853
Is a Hidden Tiger code for docking your penis inside another penis?

>> No.50737887

>>50737866
Just get a terminal bro

>> No.50737888

>>50737865
that chart isnt proving me wrong lmao what. I said buy X when it was sub 19 and its 23+ now so whatever you say doesnt really matter, it was a great play.

>> No.50737891

>>50737871
Yes, The IRS is tracing your IP now run while you can

>> No.50737894

>>50737883

No one needs copper anymore

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>>50737827
Adidas, faggot. Get your shit talking facts straight m8

>> No.50737904

>>50737848
>post your account or stop talking to me.
Not leaking all my position today, sorry.
Maybe in a few weeks I'll post it again.

>> No.50737906

>>50737891
They unironically can, we're only anonymous to each other

>> No.50737911

>>50737834
Why would you talk to him? Like seriously how much of a loser do you need to be to reply to some avatar fagging attention whore?

>> No.50737915

>>50737888
i have no idea what you just said, but nice trips dawg.

>> No.50737916

Please mumu I'm begging you
Just give me one last huge dump so I can sell
After that you can do whatever you want with the market

>> No.50737917

>>50737853
Can you explain to me what some Hidden Tigers do with their tenor-spline modeling of delta 0.05's on SPX/VX vs. ATM delta's and how the bomma-volga rational model traces causality from it

>> No.50737918

>>50737841
getting the 97th booster Brandon

>> No.50737919

>>50737894
>No one needs copper anymore
noted. I will buy

>> No.50737920

>>50737917
poop

>> No.50737921

>>50737732
As long as those federal agents understand that the stock market has devolved into placing directional bets on Nancy Pelosi's life and that us retail apes aren't the people who made it this way, and that those federal agents collect a paycheck + retirement benefits from the very people who did make it this way, as long as everyone is on the same page here...

>> No.50737922

>>50737904
aka 4 digit robinhood plebian account.

>> No.50737930

>>50737916
October. It's always been October.

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>>50737775
this one is up for grabs

>> No.50737933

>>50737883
What are some good copper miners? Why not 3x leveraged the commodity itself?

>> No.50737935

>>50737885
>>50737915
Hey hahaha i see youre tripfagging but you haven't been getting much of the attention you usually crave! So here's a couple (You)'s. Enjoy.

>> No.50737939

>>50737887
Don't have the cash

>> No.50737942

>>50737921
Agent Stein I am in no way affiliated with this poster.

>> No.50737944

>>50737866
are you the same guy who asked in the squeeze sub lol no, don't pay people to lose your money plus people always share the data anyways

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>>50737882

>> No.50737949

>>50737922
Thought you were done talking. Desperate for a glimpse?

>> No.50737953

>>50737917
This reads like a word salad, but it looks like it has to do with tail risk on derivatives

>> No.50737962
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>>50737749
Why can’t you tards just stand the heat? It was an obvious gap down AH yesterday. It was always going to gap fill today. You probably sold the bottom going forward.

>> No.50737964

>>50737944
No I'm not. I don't generally post/interact with financial communities except for this thread and /cmmg/.

>> No.50737968

Just bought TQQQ calls :)

>> No.50737973

>>50737939
That was obviously a joke. Who here has 2k monthly to blow on something like that. I wish I had access though...

>> No.50737975

>>50737949
>he replied to me and he said he wasnt lol I got him
alright now that we're past that crap, yes, i'd love for you to prove to me that you aren't a poor angry faggot, otherwise you know...schrodingers law and all. But you know where I stand at least.

>> No.50737991

I'm on 400mg caffeine bros and I can't take it

>> No.50737996

>>50737871
>Could that be construed as insider trading?
No. Intent isn't there.
It's enough to have you tied up in court for a while proving that, which will suck.

Someone listening who acts on that info knowing who you are and what you do could though.

Seeing how it works now?

>> No.50737998

>>50737953
Lol. He doesn't know about bomma-volga swaptions.

>> No.50738000
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50738000

SIGGA bros.

Whats going on?? we at $19 DOLLAR NOW!!!

>> No.50738002

>>50737968
We need more sacrifices like this one. Anyone else here looking to throw some money away?

>> No.50738008

When do I sell my dogs?

>> No.50738009

SOXL bros

22.00 broken (for real this time)

23.00 imminent

>> No.50738017

>>50737973
I'm sure there is a good handful of anons ITT (even if they don't post) with like $200k+ to blow on trades, who might actually find it useful. Hell, there's even been an anon or two in a prop firm so it's not out of the question.

>> No.50738016

>>50737861
SEC v Switzer 1981. I picked that example specifically because it's been won in district court. don't ever reply to me again

>> No.50738019

>>50738002
I have $3700 on TQQQ 16 Dec $50 calls
Easiest money I'll ever make

>> No.50738022

>>50737991
sounds awful . only time that much caffeine is acceptable is if you're daydrinking with friends and need to be up and about

>> No.50738023
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50738023

SOXL Chads, how high we gonna hit EOW? 30?

>> No.50738026

Just sold all my oil stocks
It's fucking over
fuck this

>> No.50738029

>>50737942
>Agent stein already knows, it's "priced in"

>> No.50738031

>>50737917
they're tigers bro they pounce on that shit and they fucking maul it to death

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>>50737820
>michigan
Rocker?

>> No.50738044

Wake up Joe Biden...

Wake up...

>> No.50738045

>>50738026
>XLE immediately rises
thank you for your sacrifice anon

>> No.50738048

>>50737883
of course - now where is bottom ?

>> No.50738052

>>50738026
Same. Fuck this shit. Brandon won

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50738055

Chimerx the retarded brother is going up up up up

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>>50737442
Youtube just recommended me this album before I opened /smg/ today, I'm spooked.

>> No.50738059

>>50738043
no my dick isn't small

>> No.50738062

>>50738022
I took too much melatonin last night and felt drowsy so I took caffeine pills to counteract the melatonin

Don't be like me frens

>> No.50738071

>>50738008
Siga*

>> No.50738070

>>50738002
Actually the market is going up right now

>> No.50738073

>>50738026
Make sure to buy back after the next leg down. Petroleum Reserve hits rock bottom in November. OPEC+ can't do shit.

>> No.50738076
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>>50737975
No amount of dosh will ever make you any less insufferable
And I'm betting you're incapable of self-reflection because you truly have the mind of a nigger plus posts reek of redditor taste
You probably would like End of Evangelion

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>>50738000
earnings leak or biden bout to declare monkepox is a public health crisis or it’s literally nothin and just more manipulation by (((bots))). the gay lobby is very loud.

>> No.50738082
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50738082

This is truly one of the markets of all time, isn't it, bullfags?

>> No.50738083

>>50738043
Perfection....

>> No.50738084

>>50738062
Lmfao jesus how the fuck does melatonin make someone groggy. It's not like you had benadryl or cannabis to sleep

>> No.50738092

>>50738043
Not me but if there is another anon in Michigan we really should link up.

>> No.50738093

Why does Siga attract so many retards that don't understand a think about stock movements
>goes down 2%
OH NO NO NO SIGASISSIES
>goes up 3%
WTF I JUST SOLD AT THE BOTTOM I SWEAR IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE JEWS

It's so fucking tiring man

>> No.50738097

>>50738071
anywhere really, who knows if it will get to $30, but thats what im holding out for.

>> No.50738105

oof...
sold off my bags to one of you's
hf

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.50738111

>>50738070
>>50738070
>right now
Noice

>> No.50738114

>>50738076
>all these words for hating on a guy for his win in a stock market forum
whos insufferable? something something projection....why are you even here....

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50738121

>>50738057
your a wizard anon

>> No.50738122

>>50738093
such is the way of all meme stocks. the euphoria will last weeks past the actual top

>> No.50738123

>>50738084
It was only like 10mg too idk why I'm so sensitive to it

>> No.50738126

REED will very likely hit 1$ by EOM. Just debuted nationwide roll-out, get in while you can

>> No.50738127

>>50738093
that's how the stock market works get fucked noob

>> No.50738128

>>50738093
Most of the people here are extremely autistic and have a false confidence that they can be as reactive and profitable as an HFT computer system.

>> No.50738131

>>50738055
>tfw have 700 shares
Only have 100 loose ones, 300 are on a 2.5C and 300 are on a 5.0C

>> No.50738141

>>50737917
Imagine believing there is this much order in the market. Shit's random, bro. Every tick is literally a coin flip with a 50.00000001% chance of going up and a 49.99999999% chance of going down. It's that simple.

>> No.50738144

>>50738092
gay, Im not helping you spread siga

>> No.50738147
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50738147

>>50738093
SIGA GOES UP DON'T SELL!!
SIGA GOES DOWN DON'T BUY!!!!

>> No.50738155

>>50738141
>Every tick is literally a coin flip with a 50.00000001% chance of going up and a 49.99999999% chance of going down
So naturally that means you want to go long. Simple as.

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50738157

WTF IS GOING ON MY PUTS ARE DYING

>> No.50738156

SIGGERS
I LOVE YOU
WHEN WE WERE DOWN, YOU ALL WERE THERE FOR ME

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>>50738126
the rollout of their hard ginger beer?

>> No.50738185

>>50738155
In the long run, yeah

>> No.50738189

>>50738157
lol but greeks aren't white...

>> No.50738191

>>50738114
Dude, we know it's still you on a vpn
/wsb/ is that way if you really want more yous, faggot

>> No.50738196

>>50738144
What part of Michigan do you live in?

>> No.50738200

>>50738026
We had our time my fellow oilbaron, but now that time is over and we just gotta accept it gracefully. Just gotta wait another 10 years for another "supercycle". Christ, never going into oil again. What oil makes in a few years is what my tech stocks make in couple of months.

>> No.50738201

Welcome. Welcome to my market. Yes, I pooped in it. You're welcome.

>> No.50738202 [DELETED] 

>nehme das ganze risiko meines (bereits versteuerten!) kapitaleinsatzes auf
>wenn der trade aufgeht muss ich 30% ans Finanzamt zahlen
Steuern sind Raub

>> No.50738205

>>50738191
what do I need a vpn for its the same ID retard

>> No.50738207

You know that in portuguese "siga" is a way to say "let's fucking go"?

So like, if your mates knock on your door and ask you if you want to go get wasted in a club you would reply "sigaaaaaaaaaa".

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50738206

gg

>> No.50738209

>>50738157
but greeks thought smol peepee was superior

>> No.50738219

>>50738202
Cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.50738222

New
>>50738218
>>50738218

>> No.50738223

>>50738043
Fuck Michigan

>> No.50738227

SOUR HOUR CHECK EM

>> No.50738233

>>50738207
fuck no i wouldnt say that i'd tell them to fuck off

>> No.50738236

>>50737872
>implying this company isn't completely fucked when brandon embargos all trade with the chinks over their assertion of dominance over the twinks.

>> No.50738248

>>50738202
Hör auf zu jammern, Schwuchtel. Ahmed wartet auf sein Kindergeld

>> No.50738267

>>50738209
The ancient Greeks philosophers set out to troll all of humanity and succeeded. Greece is the root of every ill Western society suffers and the root of all the ills Western society has created for others.

>> No.50738279

>>50738205
So you unironically refer to yourself in the third person
Fucking nigger, literally
I hope some white supremacist sticks a massive glass bottle in your gay lovers ass when in federal prison

>> No.50738282

>>50738126
I'll buy 500, but that's it

>> No.50738284

>>50738016
>SEC v Switzer 1981. I picked that example specifically because it's been won in district court. don't ever reply to me again
Factual application, and differences between jurisdictions.
You can tweak those facts and come up with a different conclusion.
For instance, applying the test from SEC v. Maio, if the insider was talking to a friend and Switzer overheard, you could readily transfer that duty.

The law re misappropriating tippees isn't black and white, and relying on a district court opinion from the 80s when there is significant difference between circuits isn't smart. The real answer is that IF the SEC wants to come after you for some gray-area shady shit, they can and will.

>> No.50738295

CLF bros we’re going home

>> No.50738330

>>50738279
why would a white supremacist harm another white supremacist? you're so angry my manz calm down there are other plays out there. you just have to be willing to lsiten to other people instead of always being on attack mode

which I can tell you are absolutely attack mode right now. calm down sparky. maybe if you had listened you could have shared in on these sweet sweet tendies.

>> No.50738331

>>50738196
oakland

>> No.50738357

What if biotech is the new boom, instead of commodities?

>> No.50738614

>>50738357
>biotech bubble
Oh lord no. Biomemes already rip faces off.

>> No.50738630

Why did the dollar index go down?

>> No.50738703

>>50738284
Excuse me, sir. You were clearly instructed not to reply.

>> No.50738797

>>50738043
>the average woman will never be this in shape ever again

>> No.50738840
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50738840

Why are Euros geting more expensive?

>> No.50739384

ok guys you convinced me, I bought 1 whole share of siga. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.50740942

>>50738630
Oil