/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for gay sex

Please do not sperg out in this edition.

second for homosex

:(

I was so close to fomoing in today after what happened yesterday, heh.

I hope CCXI dumps

Finally a red day! Now I can buy the dip! I’m going ALL IN TQQQ

>>50735637
Is siga going to pump After earnings or dump?

First for insider traders will be hung from the nerves in their balls at guamo

WEEEEEEEE

Doberman anon, post more pup pics.

>>50735679
When are the earnings gonna be posted?

>>50735660
I can't make that promise.

>>50735660
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50735681
I may or may not have unironically submitted screencaps to the SEC tip line haha lol

>>50735637
>File: 1624235621341.jpg (451 KB, 2169x3372
Magazine cover indicator

>>50735660
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

angry poor chuds

I really hope i can break even on NEGG soon

Alright boys, I have 1.7k free in my folio. Where should I throw it to make millions

why the fuck are we dumping, there is no reason for this

Uh-oh big mumu, you ok?

>>50735699
post pics

>>50735717
If you martingale hard enough into the coming dip, maybe you can break even on the next time it pulls one of these rare 10% pump days.
In general though, I'd just bail now and stop bagholding garbage.

is today the day bo-bros?
is this clown market finally going to crash to where it belongs?

what did ccxi chad buy next?

Everything is turning RED

I kinda wanna die bros, when's ww3?

>>50735733
SOXL calls

>>50735737
So true bullbro I don't get why the market is behaving so irrationally. Everyone, even the experts agreed we'd pump through August.

>>50735737
perhaps the gigantic fucking recession?

>sells calls at open
>double down at puts
>gains on gains

bros.. i was the wolf of wallstreet all along..

>>50735750
>implying i havent doubled down multiple times already

My cost basis is 4.20 (blaze it)

>>50735695
God, the early wave of Corona memes were so comfy.

>>50735689
how about my cat first
>hes so angry he didnt listen to a random anon that he wants to get the SEC involved
I can literally feel the heat coming from your seething faces
>>50735755
LMDX

>>50735762
>even the experts agreed
I have bad news mumu.

This shit is gonna dump

>>50735769
the recession is literally over, inflation already peaked

>>50735737
>we literally are officially in a fucking recession
>pumped up multiple days since it became official
>"wtf why are we dumping"
I am so fucking done with you fucking retards.

>>50735762
>even the experts agreed we'd pump through August.
the only thing ive been able to gleam from this garbage is that "they" are pushing the market to do the opposite of retail moves, i think its an attempt to bleed liquidity from the population as a ham-fisted evil way to draim some excess cash and fight inflation in the most satanic way possible

>>50735737
>>50735758
>>50735738

bear boi autumn

Oh God, I need upwards volatility on amd to break even
Pleeeeaseeee
Reeeeeee

*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*
MUMU! I know you're holding some 87 crude!
You better let me in!
*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*

>>50735813
No you're not :3

>87 handle on WTI

>>50735753
>thinking clown market can end
>while poopypants bidens in office
Nope.

>>50734909
Sell and buy a house :DD

>>50735801
They've been dumping the strategic petroleum reserve to hide inflation. The recession has barely begun.

>>50735829

>>50735829
kek, nice post bro. That deserves a rare pepe.

How do i invest in uranium

>>50735789
what are your thoughts on DNA successful anon?

I wasn't watching since opening but crude oil just hit $87 hahahahaha

>>50735694
4:30. There will be a massive stinky dump right before close to shake out the last few hangers then it will pump after hours. Then tomorrow anyone who didn't fall for any of these tricks will be a millionaire.

>>50735694
https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/siga says 4:05pm

>>50735789
That's a good looking kitty but I need to see those pups. I had a Doberman growing up and it brings back good memories.

>>50735660
I can't help it

>OIL

How is this happening right now Bobros WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

>>50735862
I'd give her my DNA if you know what I mean.

>>50735865
What the fucking fuck is going on with oil? It was $100 last fucking week.

>>50735866
I look forward to entering the SLURP ZONE

>>50735883
Lunchtime reversal

Its a good sign, means we will get more red end of day

>>50735883
Yeah it’s over bobo how many times must we tell you

>>50735660

Nasdank about to turn Green. Hope you bought the Dip

>>50735861
Talk to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.

Also CCJ, UEC, UUUU, and SRUUF get bandied about.

>>50735889
Demand destruction. People aren't driving as much.

My ex is now pregnant just 5 months after breaking up with me


Wish I could start a family bros... but I'm a 5 figure poorfag AT 36 years old and no women stick around

>>50735737
There was no reason for the pump to extend that far either

Come onnnnn let's gooooo already! Daddy needs a pump.

>>50735911
I shorted more!

>>50735861
Go talk to the Iranians. The American glowniggers aren't very helpful

an anon once said, when oil holders rope the bear market will be over. except they didnt know biden was going to sell all of our oil to suppress the price LIKE FUCKIGN SOCIALIST FUCK

My girlfriend just admitted that if she could, every time she orgasmed, she wishes she could use her thighs to crush my head like a watermelon
It's not suicide if I don't plan it, eh

>>50735814
>ts an attempt to bleed liquidity from the population as a ham-fisted evil way to draim some excess cash and fight inflation
Anon begins to see.

>>50735906
>>50735908
Stop it immediately or I'll kill myself

>>50735882
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>50735889
>CRUDE PLUNGES ON NEWS OF CRUDE PLUNGE
>WTI TRADERS SELL TO NEW LOWS ON NEWS OF NEW LOWS
>CRUDE PLUNGES ON NEWS OF CRUDE PLUNGE
>WTI TRADERS SELL TO NEW LOWS ON NEWS OF NEW LOWS
>CRUDE PLUNGES ON NEWS OF CRUDE PLUNGE
>WTI TRADERS SELL TO NEW LOWS ON NEWS OF NEW LOWS

>>50735928
I wish I was at Joes crab Shack

>>50735889
Generational buying opportunity.

>big firm raises year-end price target on some stock
>stock instantly goes PAST that price within 1 day
Why is the market like this?

>>50735922
dear god i hope this isnt my future.

>>50735928
>>50735954
I have one literally down the street from me should I go for lunch?

>>50735948
I hate how unironic this is

>>50735933
Can't wait until the end of SPR releases coincide with Xi crossing the strait and Russia cutting Europe off entirely.

VIX = WTI = SPY at that point

>>50735879
I understand anon, I had one growing up and got 2 once I could afford a house with some land. they are great animals and have been pretty bullish for my life

>>50735882
holy shit its down to 88 monopoly bux
man Im glad I didnt buy into this a month ago

Make sure you buy as much as possible right now.

And right on schedule, we get the lunchtime bull run. S&P market cap up $2 trillion and counting, within the past 10 minutes

>>50735995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUY WHAT

>>50735889
>What the fucking fuck is going on with oil? It was $100 last fucking week.
OPEC said they'd POMP EET more, for one

>>50735942
I already killed myself. Yesterday I decided if we dont have a correction by next week I don’t want to live anymore, so I put everything into OTM SQQQ calls

I'm not feeling so good bobros...

>>50736002
It

Get a puppy. This IS financial advice

>>50735915
I said fuck it and bought URA because im lazy

Lamo I should just get a job and passive income this shit is just gonna keep going up for the next decade

>>50735988
That's one happy pup. Living alone makes it impossible to have a dog plus I live in an apartment. So I live vicariously through others.

>>50735971
yes get some King Crab

>>50736025
I'm feeling pretty gud

>>50735945

>>50736028
I bought JPM this morning. Does that count?

>>50735888
who is this semen demon? you think she'd be willing to be a surrogate mother for me and my gookfu?

>>50736050
I dunno I have never ever eaten crab is it good?

Mumu, a word if you will.
Care to explain what you think you're doing?

>>50735879
>>50736039
good advice
>>50736049
I live alone its not impossible. plus I have 2. it is hard with 2 I will say that.

>>50736056
Your gookfu really is older than you isn't she?

>>50736010
100k barrels isn't exactly POMP EET territory. They're just staking out territory as fence sitters between us and Russia, not quite telling Biden to fuck off yet.

>Build a theoretical option spread that is (currently) delta-gamma neutral
But then how do I protect against tail risk? Do I get certain OTM options as a hedge, or do I get an uncorrelated asset?

>>50736056
Bro, Gookfu is gone. She already had plastic surgery and is getting shopped for a kpop band.

>>50736066
FINISHING THE FIGHT

>>50734938
>>50735091

>>50736079
>100k barrels
Nothing but a headline number. That doesn't affect a thing.

>>50736063
Squeeze some lemon juice on it and dip it in melted butter. You just have to learn how to pull the meat out in one big piece, not little slivers. Takes practice but is deeeeeeelicious

>>50735948
Oil’s trading range should be $40-70 retard

>>50736056
wait Quasar is baggie now? Baggie I told you to buy CCXI did you listen?

>>50736066
consolidating, then another poomp up tomorrow

How much am I going to regret selling a little bit of my SIGA right now so I can go get a massage and tip nicely?

>>50736063
Yes, Crab Good
Eat the Crab

>>50735889
EIA released more fake data and the spec funds continue dumping.
Kind of impressive desu. The 90-110 range seemed like it would actually hold strong until SPR finished, but they managed to push it below.

I wouldn't think of buying anything until oil hits low $80s though. XOP needs to crash back to $110.

*snifffffffffffffff*
mmm...
poopy.

>The longest recession since 2008 would begin by the end of this year, it added, with the economy contracting for five consecutive quarters to the end of 2023. The extended downturn is expected to push the unemployment rate from 3.8% to 5.5% by 2024, and will feature a 5% fall in living standards next year as wages fail to keep pace with rising prices.
>Shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves said the government had “lost control of the economy, with skyrocketing inflation set to continue, while mortgage and borrowing rates continue to rise”.
>In a quarterly review of the economy, the Bank said the UK would emerge from recession before the next election in 2024. But that by then living standards would have fallen by 5%, the biggest decline since records began in the 1960s, the Bank said.
>Households will have seen their energy bills triple in a year after the price cap on is increased again in October. Ofgem will announce the cap at the end of this month and there has been speculation that it will rise above £3,000 before increasing to £3,600 in January.
tick tock mumu

>>50736114
Distributing, for dump tomorrow.

>>50736063
lmao this nigga's never eaten crab

>>50736102
Yeah, they could've said they're keeping output steady. A token bump is enough to keep Biden supplying missiles (https://breakingdefense.com/2022/08/state-department-approves-5-billion-in-missile-defense-for-uae-saudi-arabia/)) while not losing Russia's UN security council veto.

>>50736108
Based on recessionary global ISMs or are you just wishcasting like those $200 EOY types?

What's the ol SPYroonie doing right now?

IM FOOKING MUUUUING

MOOOOOOOOI

>be me
>watching AMD
>literally the highest it's been in 7 months
>RSI screaming in the red, literally at 95
>absolutely no positive catalyst for the company or for the economy, whatsoever
>in fact, economic consensus is that everything is irreparably, miserably fucked and we are all going to die

>remember it's clown market
>buy anyway, at the absolute tippy motherfucking top
>up 2%
Honk honk

>>50735637
Are you ok BOBO?
BOBO ARE YOU OK?

Imagine living an existence as a trader and not even having tried crab
Like dude, either start living or stop lying about your gains
Personally, it's snowcrab for me

>>50736137
You gotta hand it to the Bank of England, they've got more balls than the Fed when it comes to forecasts.

JERRY GET ROBOINVESTOR

The Cyclone Is Coming. The Volga Cyclone. The Vomma Hurricane. I've Been Warning You. For Days.

Go Long On Volatility Products (not UVXY please u fucking dumb twats)

>>50736170
>eating sea spiders
Why not eat the land ones too. You gotta try everything right. Yikes

>>50736067
I'm never home so I know it would be unfair for the dog to just be left at home along for long periods of time. I've seriously considered just dating some uggo simply for the fact of being able to have someone there so I can get a dog. That's how much I love dogs and hate women.

>>50736142
people are desperate for poomps and the next couple of weeks is the only real chance they have before the recession gets too real

>>50735862
Thats a man

>>50736150
Based on galaxy brain analysis that I don’t have the inclination to explain

VIX. 22. Lol.

>>50736182
The Walking Sharks. Will Come Out. To Play.

Don't say you weren't. Warned!

I’m up way too much on TQQQ so I took my profit and ran, yet kept my SOXL because granny milkers Pelosi is tits deep in semiconductors. I just can’t believe this recent pump is real when we’re in an actual recession, no matter how much the White House denies it.

>>50736194
Midwit cope of the most milquetoast caliber

I just ate a Reese's Klondike bar for lunch. Damn that was good. Now time for a smoke

Today I purchased 10 shares of SIGA at a price point of $16.81

>>50736198
its basically over, we have already seen the bottom, we might technically still be in a recession but i believe the rest of it is priced in

>They have ESG for shipping freighters too
Give me your best Honklers.

>>50736205
the hidden orca's will feast on them.

>>50736194
Shut up nigger

>>50736167
AMD is retard strong. Compare SPY from May to June.

>>50736205
I Told Them About The Bipedal Sharks. When The Tide Goes Out. Because Of The Vomma Cyclone. Pulling All The Liquidity In.
The Walking Sharks. Come Out.
Don't Be Swimming Naked. Or They Will Chop. Chop. Chop.

Crab is just OK.

>>50736194
Different things are different
Go figure

>>50736214
>>50736233
Eat the spiders

>>50736010
They aren't doing shit lmfao. Biden wanted millions of barrels, he got 100k.
>>50736108
It was 90 before the war

>>50736230
Good. Liquidate the food insecure.

You seriously don't know about the Volga Cyclone coming? Lol, lmao even.

>>50736217
this doesn't sound like the best choices anon, but I approve.

>>50736240
Do crabs make a sound? What does a crab sound like? Like disturbing clicking noises like a cicada when you pick one up?

so we finna just aggressively crab all day?

SIGA sissies are so fucked. Imagine holding a bioshit through earnings

>CROX

>>50736240
The Crab. Will Jump. Into a vat of Boiling Oil.

This is My Last. Warning!

Just one week after Jim Cramer became bearish on Coinbase, the stock ripped 89%

>Now he is getting serious
#nomalarky
Also what’s everyone eating for lunch.

>>50736246
Ain't gonna lie, lobsters are Poorfag food with God tier marketing, but it doesn't make it any less delicious with a medium rare filet mignon and garlic shrimp
It's the process of fishing in this zoomer dominated labor market that's only gonna bump the price up, and that's a good thing

>>50736182
Buy high delta Delta puts for when this current liquidity tsunami heads back to sea. Free money.
Airlines are fucked.

>>50736234
The price action is strong. The company itself has no business being valued at more than $50 billion in this economy.

>>50736283
#malarky
>I’m cash gang now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOBO TOLD ME THE FARTY PONIES WOULD WAKE UP TODAY WHY ARE WE GREEN I SOLD ALL MY TQQQ AND WENT ALL IN SQQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50736282
This is why the inverse Cramer ETF is 30% of my portfolio

>>50736071
yeah she is

>>50736113
If I was Baggie, I wouldn't be called The Quasar. Regardless, I did not buy the CCXI.

>>50736273
>hes not buying the dip

>>50736283
I finna try some Joe's crab shack crab

>>50736045
probably good call - Ukraine largest reactor about to explode and France shutting down reactors because the rivers are too hot

>>50736264
idk clicking maybe? I'm a landlubber and we only have crayfish.

just bought more siga 25 calls
i'm all in on siga
cant wait to crab after earnings again and get fucked on theta

>>50735889
Biden told the gas stations to stop charging folks so much. America is healing.

>>50735681
>hung
hanged

bros I've made it financially but now I've become bored with food. I'm browsing my local grocery store flyer and nothing looks appetizing. why is life so hard?

>>50736286
Crab and lobster are both delicious but not worth the price. I used to work at a red lobster and would order it all the time because I got 50% off. Rock lobster is considerably better than Maine lobster. Haven't eaten crab or lobster since I left though.

>>50736331
Try fasting for 2 weeks and then you won't be so picky.

>>50736219
Big spender eh

So who shorted this thing yesterday? I talked about it but never did because I’m a faggot

>>50736297
Damn bro how fucking retarded can you be the CPI is gonna release Wednesday, thats 4 trading days away. The market is just going to move sideways while you get chopped

>>50736301
fr fr?

>>50736283
oatmeal

whiffed on CROX calls and down to my like $10k ngmi

>>50735861
LEU

Aaaaaaaaaand the printers are on!

>>50736354
Pic related

>>50736206
Lmao even

>>50736326
Man I wish meth wasnt so all consuming

>>50736375

>>50736211
what the fuck is this picture?
the hulkster, zuckerfuck and the leader of best korea?

Oil bros... why do we keep losing

I've noticed that many stocks that have positive er's and stellar guidance reports tend to crab on the day of but pump the following day
MPC, AMD
Maybe even Siga

>>50735922
At least you aren't 37 with 4 figures and cancer.

>>50735737
what the clown market giveth the clown market taketh.

>>50736381
Are u going to buy volatility products here (not UVXY).

>How to know when to log off
In case you guys were too retarded to put down the phone.

Could have made +60 today, waited too long now I'm -50. EBICCCC

>>50736399
Oil is no longer le current thang anon

>>50736399
You bought into the black gold, huh?
Should've just bought some golden gold instead.

>>50736206
With that VIX you would think we're in the most prosperous economic times with milk and honey rivers flowing down Wallstreet. You'd think entire world was warped back to 9/11 except instead of crashing into the towers, Al-Qaeda did a sick loopity loop, landed at airport and apologized for wanting to do sick air maneuvers.

Yup, no recession here at all, no mounting unemployment, no rising prices, just prosperity, lowering costs and increasing profits.

SIGA gaysex bros wtf is happening u told me this was going to moon because Emergencies have been declared globally
wtf? SIGA bros u lied to me?

>>50736416
Have you tried breaking bad?

>>50736367
Well at least there are a gazillion wagie job openings.

>>50736399
you were never ever expecting a pullback, right?
line go up forever...
this is not even a correction, yet.

>>50736399
>bought the dip
>keeps dipping
OIL is going to send me to an early grave i swear

>>50736439
earnings five minutes after close today

>>50736439
Calm down my sigger
The fun has yet to even begin

When's the thing?

>>50736246
You are a nigger

>>50736439
Pre-earnings volatility. You have to be literally cripplingly retarded to sell. We were at -8% now we're at -4%.

LMAOOO holy fuck look at the oil futures complex. There's going to be no fucking liquidity in oil (NG, CL) after today except algos. GODDAMN that is rough

>>50736439
quit buying highs bro

>>50736424
I've been long VIX calls since Monday last week. I did NOT sell before Pelosi's plane landed. Why would I sell now?
>Side note, how fucking wild is real life when VIX calls are really just bets being placed with Nancy's life as the underlying security. Just wow

Will sqqq be 50 ever again?

GOLD BROS WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING

>>50736467
>>50736463
>>50736456
>>50736453
Lol. U guys are dirty bhenchodes. Who lied to me. Saying that the global pozzed cumcock emergency would moon the stock. U all lied. U said there would be gamma.

>>50736439
Then quit.
If you don't have the balls, you should quit before earnings today.
I will carry your burden, brother. Sell to me.

What's the expectations for the employment data tomorrow?

Quick reminder that YY will spike 40% after it's upcoming earnings announcement in just a few more weeks.
I hope some of you have taken this taiwan "emergency" as an opportunity to load up on certain Chinese companies that trade at negative enterprise values while aggressively buying back their shares.

>>50736483
?
Sell then you bloody basterd

>Then quit.
>If you don't have the balls, you should quit before earnings today.
>I will carry your burden, brother. Sell to me.

>>50736491
Delayed due to (unforeseen circumstances)

AAAAAAA MY PUTS

>>50736491
Everyone gets fired and the shit&piss goes up 69%

What will be SIGA trannies excuse be after it continues to dump after earnings?

Why is TSLA going up? Once USA goes full trade embargo on the chinks for their little fireworks show over the twink's little island, shit's gonna go down!

>>50736464
Is this what they meant when they talked about robots taking everyone's jobs?

>>50736481
WHAT DID GOLD MOVE!? Oh it’s at the same price it was 10 years ago..

>>50736481
Yeah wow

>>50736503
No i cant i bought too many OTM 10-20 delta calls and i own most of the open interest so can u guys tell me if earnings will b good? Just please don't lie to me again. Please.

I will buy more OTM calls if u guys give me more hope and a bull case from here but just no more lies. I'm sick of it.

>>50736483
Sounds like you missed the exit pump at $22.
SIGA is dead money at this point. The gamma has evaporated into the gentle breeze of fake QT.

>>50736491
A company I'm a contractor for played off a huge chunk of their engineering department.
This is not some crappy small company either.
I think it will be bad.

sorry oil bros i got jealous of that guy who had $800k worth of NRGU that i bought calls on UCO so i could drag you down with me

prepare for S&P 500 offblast to 4178pts magnet.

>>50736436
Joggers are going door to door trying to sell window cleaning soap in rural upper middle class hoods. That means they drove 30 mins from the city to come to my house to try to swindle me. Yes they are getting hungry. But my portfolio is up $50k last week on priced in bad news so everything must be under control right goys? Right goys?

>>50736528
Wtf how has SIGA gamma evaporated when the number of M*nkeypox cases are accelerating dramatically? Ur telling me SIGA's Total Addressable Market is rocketing up THIS VERY MOMENT?

U know what. U guys r smart. I trust u. I will buy some more OTM calls on SIGA today.

nasdaq futures look like a $0.001 pajeet shitcoin

>>50736536
>played off
Damn, imagine sitting in your cubicle and they just start playing the Oscar "wrap it up" music at you.

>>50736475
No. June 17 was the absolute bottom and July 14 was the last day to buy the dip. You're betting on if the CPI Wednesday tanks the market if Inflation hasn't actually peaked. The CPI/PPI releases for July were actually worse than the ones in June and each of those days the market bought it up. Even if Inflation has actually peaked, you can sell your bags at a loss and go all in Calls for the rest of the year

>>50736436
wat volatility products do u want to buy chud

>>50736566
God, she was so hot.

>>50736541
get ready

Goddamn Jews not allowing puts on this obvious shit.

i'm taking it in my ass bros ngl

>>50735813
I only come here to inverse /smg/ retards. I'm not even a bear most of the time but my purchases this week have been
>DRIP calls
>SQQQ calls
>DKNG puts
>BMBL puts
>SIGA puts (again)
>UVXY calls and shares

But... but... TV told me it's golden bull run all of August during a recession on all bad news. New ATH soon!!! +3% qqq every day on bad earnings to tha moon frenz

>>50736539
>Have we started the oil crash?

>>50736515
I will horde moar.... also only trannies use anime gifs faggot.

>>50736561
Good luck friend. I foresee many cattle in your village. Not for consumption, though. Only the holiest variety.

>>50736583
>she

>memepox is accelerating rapidly bro, this is the next heckin woo flu bro!!!!!1!!!!!!!! we gonna be rich bro!!!11!!!!!!!!!!

>>50736561
Smart. Stop falling for fud. There are a lot of people here short on SIGA ignore them.

>>50736613
Did I stutter?

>>50736590
That halt they had on this shit the other day actually stopped me from buying it and making a big mistake. Sometimes the Jews actually do help you out.

who would've thought...

>>50736616
You're being trolled by the CRBPajeet. He's making fun of you. Stupid milkbreath. Retarded yeast yeti.

>>50736606
Yea we do not use cattle in my village of Thanjavur, Tamil Nadu for any purposes except for the making paneer, ghee, and Panchagavya. Sometimes Muslims try to come to village to buy cattle for beef and we gangrape their merchants.

Am hoping SIGA OTM call options allows me to buy some more cattle because we are short of the paneer right now.

>>50736536
IIIN ?

>>50736639
Not selling. Better close your shorts before earnings. There's still time for you to walk away without being liquidated.

>>50736639
>CRBPajeet
I remember this dirty bhenchode. He told me to buy Feb 2021 4c CRBP calls. The bastard. We lost so much money on the CRBP that we could not make Panchagavya for months.

Would it be weird to go to a Waterpark by yourself? Would parents give me looks? I want to go to Soak City today

>Not selling. Better close your shorts before earnings. There's still time for you to walk away without being liquidated.

oh look at that, another completely natural pump to 18 in the middle of the day...

>>50736668
Depends. Are you fit and attractive? Otherwise you will set off pedo radar.

>>50736668
Some old homo tried to abduct me from the lazy river when I was a kid. Of course he was a wh*te m*le. Because all wh*te m*les are pedophiles.

>tfw sold all my SIGA calls for shares
>2200 shares now

Comfy

>>50736668
If you want to seem less weird you can stick close to a family/wife with her kids so it seems like you're their with your wife or kids. It would seem less weird to follow a family around than to be that one oner at the park

That's it. I farted directly into my pants. Are you happy now Mumu? How about you Snibs? Because now I will have to buy a new pair of jeans and I can't even afford hecking rice and beans! Sigh...

>>50736684
Im a skeletor so I might be able to pass as a teen boy

>>50736397
It was the only image I had available to best translate they I don’t have a clue about anything anymore

>>50736705
Jelly

I'm only at 150p

>>50736711
Long LEVI.

>>50736701
Kek, full story? My asian friend nearly died the lazy river when he was like 9 because he got stuck underneath an obese latina woman on a small inflatable. i still lmfao at the story to this day

Done for the day, cy@ niggers. Today was fun, I learned new stuff today

>>50736711
i farted blood yesterday night
ruined my sheets

anyway buy SQQQ

>>50736399
You bought a stranded asset in the era of EVs?

there is carnage across the board in the oil complex, no where is safe, structure getting absolutely nuked... honestly, I don't think anyone is actually left in the market, have been watching the tape all day and legit 100x can move WTI like, 40c... it's fucked up lol
silly me over here thinking we'd get some relief after yday's enormous reversal, only relief I get is in my Pepto bottle

>>50736736
that looks like a whild morning anon

>>50736767
Hey, at least time spreads aren't collap-never mind.

>>50736541
Zlad?

>>50736678
They're starting to post soijaks, they're getting scared.
(Go ahead and green text this with anotger soijaksl for good measure.)

>>50736785
Yeah I bought 415 calls around open at 414.4. Instantly started to dump so I bought more with the dump to lower my average price. WORKING 100% FREE DOWNLOAD NO SURVEY NO BULLSHIT

let me out faggots

>>50736767
>buying crude after the 4th of july
lmao ishygddt

>>50736717
based

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>>50736742
I ate a ton of Habernero cheese and have been sitting on the toilet all day. I own Amazon. Bullish or bearish?

>>50736039
I'm getting a lab pup in 2 weeks :DD Also buy AMD, this IS financial advice

>>50735786
lol Corona nostalgia now
lmao even
How many rolls of TP does the average Amerifart use each day?

Just got an email from schwab warning me about investment scams. Were those shills yesterday that came out of nowhere actual scammers? Really odd coincidence

god damn I feel like I snorted 5 grams of high concentrate cocaine
fucking wooo what a morning.
gonna take the dogs out and process

>>50736767
is oil token not needed any longer?

I'm going to go all in on SPY iron condors 411/418 for tomorrow, fuck it.

>>50736810
I have one SIGA put sell order at 50% profit. I'll manually sell the others after it gets halted again

>>50736852
Supply glut now. Time to rotate out of commodities and into risk on tech.

>>50736852
energy rates everywhere are going up. you have a chance to buy XLE at a discount right now.

>>50736834
why the fuck didnt people just wash their asses in the shower

>>50735786
twas a simpler time

Why are women like this?

>>50736817
>selling crude during the decade of stagflation
I have no memes

>>50736827
>MFW I didn't scoop Amazon in July

>>50736668
getting some real pedo vibes from this post

sirs do the needful and please redeem

>>50736857
How to do iron corridors? I only buy calls or puts like a tard

>>50736817
Unironically hurricane szn tho

Wtf was that flash crash
Halppp

>>50736873
Not everyone can just take 2-3 showers a day. How fucking often do you shit on average a day???

>>50736890
>tfw loaded up at $123 but waited too long hoping for sub $100
It is what it is. Still a nice climb to aths to make money.

>>50736889
It's a fun race between the price rising on supply constraints and the price plunging because the economy is fucking dead.

>>50736858
You're gonna want to sell them now. It's only you from here on out for SIGA.

what the f*ck is going on with Walmart, kek

no HKD chads here?

>>50736882
I'm from a super asian/indian part of the country and my asian chick friend from HS told me she doesn't listen to rap cuz black guys make her uncomfortable but also she literally has been to BLM rallies kek

God damn it, its long strangle season again.

>>50736914
If it's randomly timed bullshit, 75% chance it's some no-name Fed governor talking out of their ass.

>>50736873
>>50736916
get a fucking BIDET you cavemen what the fuck

>>50736935
Less of an Asian meme and more of a woman meme.

>>50736927
Bogging the shit out of me, that's what. Fuck you too, KO.

From the previous 2 CPI releases, the market started to rug the 2 trading days before the release. 5 days (today and tomorrow) the market would move sideways.

>>50736866
XLE chart looks to me as if it wants to go to ~$42 medium term...
selling covered calls on your bags might be a decent idea atm.

>>50736971
Day of the rope for boomer stocks it seems

just get baby wipes for messy shits. cleans up really nice like any old bidet. one of the best investments i've ever made

>>50736971
>KO
>Loses half your yearly yield in a day
Is switching to PEP ok?

>>50736924
>SMG just now finding out fags, blacks and jews are societal cancer and degenerate as fuck

Everyone has known this for thousands of years anon... it's priced in already

>>50736984
What makes you think it will go that low given the economic factors in play

>>50736964
>BIDET
>Telling me you like things in your ass without telling me you like things in your ass
Fag

bagholding all day long, fuck it

>>50736971
Definably all around bad economic indicators.

>>50736991
A pack of 20 costs like 10 dollars at my store

>>50736910

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/ironcondor.asp#:~:text=An%20iron%20condor%20is%20an,middle%20strike%20prices%20at%20expiration.

>>50737001
In all seriousness, it looks like it's about to roll over.

>>50737012
alright swamp ass, the civilized (and not poor or retarded) all use bidets.

>>50736927
laying off executives

shorting NERV

We are crabbing into our doom. Tomorrow will be blood red

>>50737020
>MCD is down but USFD is up
I don't know what to think.

Are there any good baking stocks?

>>50736927
They got so much inventory they'll have to sell at a discount

>>50736964
without a bidet i meant
still havent got one
once my gaysex poomps, thats my first personal investment
clean all the gaysex out of my ass
ayup

>>50737008
>economic factors in play

>>50737044
Hnestly, what the fuck was that?

>>50736927
it's called a recession

>>50737060
I literally spent 70s on a cheap Koehler one and its lifechanging. swamp ass niggers seethe when I mention it

>>50737069
i'd assume that would be the one place that would do OK during a recession since everyone would trade down to cheap stuff idk guess not

YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME SIGGA WAS GOING TO $11 today!!! YOU LIEDDDDDDDDDDD

>>50737029
>europoors like stuff in their ass
Yeah we know. Fag lmao

>>50737108
WMT? Well aren't we fancy, Mr. "Too Good for DG"

I just bought TQQQ and SOXL

lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOO

>>50737113
You're right, it's going to $0/share

>>50737113
First its going to $30

>>50737123
Anon…

>>50737116
imagine walking around with swamp ass all day. im american btw.

>>50736039
hehe lookit that piggy tail

>>50737123
We appreciate your donation.

>>50736927
Inventory up, sales down.
Everyone that was anyone tried their best to get out ahead of supply chain disruptions by overstocking. Now they have the inventory but everyone's gibs and/or jobs dried up so the balance sheet shifts for a little bit. And they're going to cause ripples back down toward suppliers.

Big move imminent today or later.
Transferred extra cash to my brokerage for extra cushion and they're haven't added that cash yet.
Either there is a lot of cash coming in for shorts or brokerage tries to slow down the shorting.

>>50737126
Your perspective is distorted because South Korea is a very non-gay country (only 1 mpox case reported).

Oh baker...

>>50737123
You just bough the top dude

>>50737122
lul

>>50737123
I literally just bought a bunch of VIX calls because WWIII is unfolding.

NEW
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>>50737123
I hope you're hedged

next
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>>50737195

siga is green almost

>>50736924
I wonder how close I was to getting monkey. I had to use a portapotty a few months ago and I was smart enough not to actually sit down but my retarded ass used the toilet paper that was in there too. It was just at a small house construction site in my neighborhood but still, I don't know who has been in there or what they were doing. Never making that mistake again...

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>>50737108
recession hurting the income bracket that normally shop at walmart sooner

WHY IS SIGA MOONING NOW I LITERALLY SOLD 1/5 OF MY FUCKING SHARES AT THE BOTTOM TODAY FUCK THIS FUCKING STOCK AND FUCKING KIKES WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN WORLD IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50736230
They're doing it on purpose I swear.

>>50737269
We fucking told you paperhanding sissies it was going to be a wild ride.

>>50737183
Strikes and dtes ?

>>50737269
Kek, I bought when I saw all you bitches whining

What does it mean when the price of options for 15 day calls exceeds the strike price of an equity?

>>50737126
IT"S GOING TO $20 WTFFFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIGA SISTAS!!!!!!

>Government repo

SMG told me it's going to $11.

Sigga sisters told me it's going to $3000

Here i am stuck at $18 !!!!

>>50737444
Bro your pics are making me hate asian fucks. Seriously they look like aliens in your pics. I'm so glad I beat my Asian wife.

Why does Siga attract so many retards that don't understand a think about stock movements
>goes down 2%
OH NO NO NO SIGASISSIES
>goes up 3%
WTF I JUST SOLD AT THE BOTTOM I SWEAR IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE JEWS

It's so fucking tiring