/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bavarian Nordic Chads report in

>SIGA expected to announce offering of 6.5m shares tomorrow

Lmao

NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
BABY MAKE STINKY POOPY

Bears claim the market is manipulated yet they keep pouring more money into it. Their low IQ is baffling.

Oil Bros... We Are Just Cooling Off For The Next Rally

xth for another amusing night

Name ONE rational reason why we should keep pumping tomorrow.

Bearchad reporting for bear market

>>50727728
Sounds like fud, they are flush with cash and debt free.

uranium

>>50727749
I went poop and didn't wipe and now baby is itchy

>>50727728
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

>>50727724
Ok, I feel you. In that case then yes I'd recommend you invest more time into networking. I'm assuming AWS has you learn some networking, a CCNA would most likely teach you the rest and does carry good weight for early career jobs.

>>50727733
The supply problems with oil haven't changed. People are trading it off headlines. Crude was over $100 last week ffs lmfao.

>>50727756
So the bull run continues, Bobo btfo

>that hit piece on SIGA by the fda that just dropped a few hours ago


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO FUCKED TOMORROW

W-what happened to SIGA?

Buy weekly puts.

>>50727789
Europe has already ordered it chud. Sorry your short position is fucked. Earnings are going to destroy you.

Reminder that unless you make a burry-tier trade during the coming collapse (you won't) and aren't already rich with good defensive investments/wealth allocation(you are not) then you will lose all of your gains no matter what you do and will also be left destitute once your home becomes worthless or your rent skyrockets and you lose your job.

>>50727807
bobos really losing it tonight huh boys

>>50727765
already completed a bootcamp on networking+ and ccna. Could probably study for a month or so to pass one of them. heard that if you know ccna well enough you'll be able to easily pass networking+ exam. But I've also heard they're not too useful for aws stuff. Thinking of just learning more about Kubernetes and Kafka. and maybe learning some python.

>>50727807
Sounds like a dream.

>approved for margin
>approved for naked puts

Does this mean I can literally just start with a $0 balance, sell some naked puts and build the account from here with no deposits whatsoever? Surely there must be a limit to this?

>>50727829
No one tell him.

>>50727829
yes exactly

>>50727698
Make a wine glass stick. Like a camera stick to take a selfie, but it’s a stick to hole wine, champagne, or sparkling wine so your hands don’t warm it up (but in reality, it’s to make you look like a compete douche).

I love betting against America so much. TQQQ you are so based.

Not even trying to fud but check the Elliott wave forecast on SIGA it’s going to $13 tomorrow

>>50727829
Read your broker's margin handbook nigger. There's a minimum around 2500 to be able to use the margin, then there's this crazy thing called margin requirement when you open a position as defined in the margin handbook using their formulas.
You're going to get BTFO trying to selling otm naked puts if you overleverage without properly hedging.

>>50727807
>burry-tier trade
I have SQQQ calls
>defensive investments
7 figure diversified portfolio of stocks bonds and real estate
>home becomes worthless
live with parents, they own the house
>lose job
I dont have a job

>>50727815
I wouldn't waste time with Network+ if you can pass CCNA. And I only recommend the networking path because cyber and cloud both build off of it. As far as the others go, no advice from me. I use PowerShell a lot because of my job duties as a security engineer.

>>50727815
As a dude who took and passed the Network+ cert many years ago I'll fill you in. Network+ covers all aspects of networking in a general way. From the ground up to switch/router level. CCNA covers the same stuff but takes it a step further. It tells you how to program a cisco router to do what you want it to do. Price point the Network+ is cheaper. Up to you really. Network+ is more broad focused v.s CCNA is cisco only. If your wanting to be a low/mid tech and not be high up on the pole (which most in that area are more manager type positions anymore) then CCNA is kinda overkill.

Why do people keep saying the economy is going in the shitter? Inflation is over, right? :(

>>50727918
sure kid

>>50727814
Im net long. I've been net long since the covid march panic. Doesn't mean I'm bullish, I just don't fight the fed. Until we hit 1980's tier hikes we do not stop the pump, realistically anyway.
>>50727902
>SQQQ
Lmao at least you're not a UVXY baggie.
>>50727816
Maybe if you like living under bridges.

>>50727918
>inflation is over

>>50727888
If you guys are going to come in here and fud, at least post your short position so we can genuinely have winners and losers tomorrow. I'm long on SIGA and I'm not scared, are you? Because you sure seem so.

>>50727749
>Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
There's still people buying and holding shitcoins. AMC, BBY, GME, and other meme stocks are still regarded as decent plays (despite retarded fundamentals). The current market is a fucking clown show. It's more of a casino now than it's ever been.

KEK today's /smg/ was the most anemic I've seen it in YEARS. Not even COVID March was this bad, you are all completely demoralized to the bone.. it's simply fantastic, keep it up champs.

>>50727918
>Inflation is over, right?
he doesn't know

>>50727789
I doubt you actually read it.

Please tell me how we would have human trials with placebo controls in the US on a disease that is generally endemic to Africa with an entirely new strain causing an outbreak?
Do you understand how medicine works?

If anything, the statement was bullish. US regulators basically said they were pulling out the stops to get this thing tested as fast as humanly possible, that they were committed to compassionate use in the interim, and that the EU had already approved it for general marketing under a special provision.

I don't know how you read it any other way. Unless of course, ya know.... you're a fucking idiot.

>>50727935
>you are all completely demoralized to the bone
SHUT UP

>>50727918
These fags don’t know, but yes, at least till midterms. High oil was the biggest cause of inflation, along with housing, and they’re both cooling off. We may have 4-6% inflation, but no one gaf about that shit except poor people who cry about Doritos being 4$. Plus fed still has a few more rate raises left. Look back at 2014-2016

When will the peso flip the euro? I like our South American friends more than the fat trannies in Europe

>>50727749

to make sure every retail trader who bought puts within the last 2 months is thoroughly fucked until they capitulate and buy in at the top

>>50727966
And yet inflation-now is pointing to even higher inflation in August. Cope and rope kid

>>50727931
Kek, I remember when the AMC hype was raging. I made a small profit from it. But yeah now buying it would be nuts. A return to 2019 levels is a very real thing when its all over. (sub 10 a share).

>>50727983
>trust me, bro

Stay poor, faggot

What's the next stock to moon? I made decent gains on COIN.

>>50727964
Like I said. SIGA isn't a stock for cowards. If you're scared get out at premarket tomorrow. Boeing anon had a reason to take profits because he had 10's of thousands invested.

SIGA will limit down at open.

>>50727872
TQQQ 100% is a comfy portfolio now

>>50728004
You're going to get heemed. Please don't do this to prove a point. We're all friends here.

>>50727993
You too can visit the clevand fed website for free faggot nigger

I just bought 24 cans of Spam for $50, AMA

>>50727918
High inflation might actually be around forever

big ed here. i heard you guys were talking shit about me. i get more pussy than you little bitches can even dream about.

>>50728018
I'm not going to get heemed, you're gonna miss out. I don't bend the knee to bears.

>>50728035
thats cool ed, pussy isn't a replacement for a neck

>>50727935
Mumu isn't. We are winning.

>>50728046
I understand. Good luck to you.

>>50728004
>opens at $15 tomorrow and bleeds all day to $11

Nothing personal kid

>>50728054
Saw that. Not sure how to prepare for what’s coming.

>>50727918

>huh i think we had enough of those siga posta

>>50728054
They’ll just sell more lean hogs futures then brainlet, it’s literally impossible for food to rise we’ve solved it with futures

>>50728080
>SIGA sissies are getting rich and you're laughing...

>>50728066
Stock up on MREs, beans, rice, freeze dried foods, make an edible garden, just general prepper shit. I'm still working on the garden part.

>>50728046
Last time you were this cocky about a company was when you were shilling rycey and some still remember how well that went. Take some profits fatso

>>50728059
OMG $11 that is lower than my cost per average. SHOULD I BUY MOAR??????????!!!!!!!!

>>50728080
you are awful, Murray

>>50727731
Bears talk about how illogical the market is, yet they never stop to consider that maybe their own logic is wrong

>>50728097
GAY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. THEY ARE GETTING MONKEY POOP UP the ANUS and PENIS HOLE and you're laughing.... THEY CANNOT DRINK WATER BECAUSE THE MONKEY PEE IS SO BIG IN THEIR THROAT AND YOU ARE LAUGHING...

SIGA has a gap at $7.5 that needs to fill btw

>Go on Stocktwits
>Can't tell if it's 90% shills or 90% retards

>>50728125
Those young men... you think that's funny?

oh no futures are red. I need to sell everything.

>>50728139
oh it's absolutely both. stocktwits are as cancerous as gamefaqs was back in the day

Some ANTI FUD and some FUD at the same time.

>>50728139
take solace in the fact that /smg/ is ALWAYS 100 percent retards

>>50728139
same thing

>>50728110
>cocky
I'm about to film my new video. A new scoopsies will make an appearance. Not only will I get rich. You will apologize and fucking worship me after this. I'm so confident that if I'm wrong I will make a video declaring so and out myself as a massive cuck. Cap this you slippery nigger.

SIGGAs are saying we will be $3000 tomorrow and ANTI GAY RED NECKS are saying it will be $11.

WHO IS RIGHT???????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50728164
capped and
>out yourself as something we already know
raise the stakes

i dont have any money to invest i just like hanging out talking to you guys

>>50728185
we like to have fun here, but most importantly we like to be here for our bros

>>50728145
Shitdicks getting COVID AIDS? Yeah thats funny

>>50728164
rocker you gotta take profits man, this is gonna come crashing down . take the win

>>50728185
You gotta dance if you want to make money,anon

>>50728180
I'll give you my secret pick I've only shared with Boeing anon. That good enough?

>>50728185
it's cool i don't have any friends either.

i smacked the top of my foot getting into the shower this morning and now my middle three toes are black as grapes and twice as plump. shit fucking hurts

>>50728185
Yeah... okay.

>>50728185
You don't need to have money to feel the pain when the market doesn't go the way you want

>>50728185
u are fren :)

>>50728202
Are you holding SIGA by any chance?

Holding SIGA.

>>50728210
>>50728189

>>50728200
thanks frens
>>50728208
i know, my mom is a business woman and the market effects her so i feel second hand fud

>>50728195
I wanted bussy pics but ok I guess

>>50728223
no i fuck women

>futures

>>50728246
But women don't want to fuck you. So what does that make you?

>>50728265
i beg to differ. i fucked a woman no more than an hour ago.

>>50728281
You call that thing a women... yeuhhh..

>>50728281
Was she real?

>>50728265
if you fuck women but they dont want to fuck you
that makes you a rapist
the way god intended. like every other animal on this earth

50 posters ITT

I want each one of you to tell me why you want to make it. It can be as selfish or cringe as you want. We're all frens here.

>>50728328
too long of a story,

>>50728158
So
>It will be available via compassionate use under relaxed guidelines before it is ultimately approved
or
>Biden gets enough pressure from NY/CA faggots that he declares a national emergency
This is pretty much as sure a thing as you can possibly get.

>>50728177
Impossible to know in the short term.

The article that came out today that is being fudded here is in response to picrelated -- a letter urging the FDA to allow general distribution of TPOXX to treat the monkifags. Essentially, nothing has changed since the announcement last week, so the stock price shouldn't change -- just like it didn't change today on NYC's announcment re TPOXX yesterday.

The only thing that moves the needle more than likely is a huge buy overseas, if Biden declares an emergency -- thus overriding FDA protocols, or if one of the two clinical trials that are currently being conducted by the DoD (using soldiers as hamsters) shows via placebo study that TPOXX is definitively helpful against the strain we're dealing with (protip: it probably will)

Eventually the company more than likely sees gains if the disease continues to spread. When that takes place is not certain. In the meantime, dumbfuck ignorant retail speculators and hedgies will continue to fuck with the stock price.

>>50728328
It's a necessity to make it. I refuse to eat the fucking bugz

>>50728245
I don't give bussies I take them.

Am I going to make it GAYSEXBROS?

>>50728328
>why you want to make it.
So I can afford to move my jam business to the Philippines. I will then use my money to buy many village girls and use them as unpaid labor. My jam harem will eventually dominate the jam market of the island.

>>50728328
i want to be neenja

>>50728345

>>50728346
Yeah you'll make it.

>>50728328
Even if i were to make it i'd still live in my attic,nothing would change.

can I get an objective opinion on GME? too much emotional posting about it from both negative and positive sides but im curious about throwing down a few hundred in it

>>50728328
I want to buy all of America's alphabet agencies.

>>50727698

>>50725141
>the deck's stacked against mpox breaking out into the general population (even "schools and daycares" is up in the air).
Strongly disagree. GOF bioweapons are not self containing. A megabull stance on SIGA, informed by the NTI report is highly justified given how things have played out so far

SIGA SISSIES ARE GOING TO GET BTFO TOMORROW.
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50728466

>>50728328
Something along the lines of pic related.
SOXL SIGA this is stock related.

What happened with the siga general?
Why are you here

>>50728486
>somebody actually put in the time to make this
strange times

>>50728405
sell at 48 buy at 28 it goes up and down very reliable sir

>>50728328
i want to travel and drive a nice car, and have 3 kids, and have my own place downtown with a big tittied gf, i dont need a lot, but i need more

>>50728486
You forgot one column, the Enlightenment. Free from this worlds materialistic bondage.

>>50728494
Oh man, if you haven't heard about the legacy of UTV on /tv/ I suggest you look into it. A 200ish page PDF of someone stalking this tripfag. Peak insanity

>>50728508
UTV was on /fit/, new friend.

Lads, I got really drunk and called in this talk show about schizo numbers and I talked about /biz/ - SMG hope you lads enjoy:
https://youtu.be/EUK5-CSMWEM?t=10369

>>50728511
It was actually /sp/ now that I'm looking at the archiving

>>50728537
guess we're both retarded.

>>50728185
fren

>>50728328
i want to buy one of these and dock it at my seaside family estate

Why are you all fudding SIGA? What's the news? They just said they were going to do clinical trials for approval

>>50728549
it's ok bby ilu

https://archive.org/stream/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/4chan%20sp%20UTV%20fan%20'Everything%20PDF'_djvu.txt

For our election tourists

>>50728562
Just another SIGA shakeout attempt

>>50728328
i need to when i get old to be able to afford to put my brain into a robot so i can be a cyborg and live forever

>>50728596
When it hits 12 dollars tomorrow just buy more

If you cannot enjoy the SLIDE you don't deserve the rocket jump RIDE. SIGA

>>50728530
Just going to bump my own post. I could really use a (you) right now. I thought it was funny.

do you like rollercoasters, /biz/?

>>50727772
Last Friday was EoM and people had to make their monthly numbers. It went straight to 100, quickly double topped then went steadily to like 92 by Monday open. There was also an unexpected build in the SPR in the EIA report this week. Not to mention the OPEC fuckery going on.

i know you didnt ask, but i had to tell someone. i made $85 dollars today (after losing $500 last week).

>>50728635
You lost more than you made. That is bad...

>>50728627
SIGA shout out in the schizo gematriaaa

>>50728644
He just said he made 85 dollars. Hes in the green.

Everyone laughed at me when I said 2 weeks ago to go all in on TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls...
Even I laughed at myself, and only put 20% of my portfolio into that
But man...

>>50728675
>leveraging up a bet against AMerica
Based

>>50728328
I wanna do absolutely nothing productive all day

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50728530
lmao talking about the shmitah and the stock market to a literal who. You sound like a very cheerful Canadian who has plenty of piss bottles close by.

>>50728694
gonna need to be more specific than that chief.

>>50728194
man. imagine being related to that guy.

>>50728328
economic freedom. I want to know who I'd be if I had the freedom to choose. likely, if I ever do make it, I will be shaped and crystalized to the form that got me there.

Probably too late for me to ever truly make it.

>>50728328
They are killing the middle class and I don't want to be in the lower class.

What’s actually even going on anymore

>>50728631
it better. i have money on the market behaving like that soon preferably right now.

>>50728328
I want to build giant robots and use them to conquer the world. It's very expensive

>>50728750
How much ya figure Judgement Day would cost, ballpark?

I got a boner at work looking at smg and walked by my female coworker who probably saw my polyester 6 Inch hog. I went to the urinal and just stood there erect trying to piss. A coworker got next to me and tried small talk while I was holding my boner. I jamme it in my waistband and walked out and it started to get soft and fell out of my waistband as I was walking by the female coworker. So she saw my rock hard cock again

>There was a stock with infinite gains in a month and not one mention of it in /smg/
/smg/ is dead

>>50728765
Is this financial advice?

>>50728703
Haha, that didn't hit too close to home. I only have one piss bottle.
>>50728660
God bless you!
>>50728769
Checked. I've been laughing for a solid two minutes holding my sides. Thanks fren.

>>50728769
you mean the penny stock that a bot shills ever single night

Fuck you scoopsies I offered you a free vacation and you turned it down. I hate you and I love you. SIGA to $30 AH tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/nMKklCALLRk
https://youtu.be/nMKklCALLRk
https://youtu.be/nMKklCALLRk

>>50728818
Every day we stray further from gods light

>>50728818

>>50728743
ugh I kinda think we might be fucked. ive been reviewing everything and it looks like the bottom is actually in and im going to lose all my money

>>50728818
Siga is really going to dump hard kek. I feel bad for anyone who uses you for advice. Jfc you are a manic retard

>>50728818
oh my god rocker lmao. Did u have that mannequin shipped to your parents?

>>50728871
Yes lol. I explained it and they understand.

>>50728818
Great relaxation video. I love relaxing loud fan noise.

>>50728883
Christ, imagine explaining that to your alley gf next time she comes by for a bang. hahahah

>>50728818
This is definitely... a video

>recession
CANCELLED
>inflation
TAMED
>food shorts
COVERED
>gays
SEXED

Janet Yellen says we're not in a recession and I trust her.

>>50728949
i also trust what tv people say

>>50728765
>>50728774
Yes.
It’s a sign.
Buy Pfizer shares at market open.
He’s saying to long rock hard cocks.

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT, GAY SEX BROS!

>>50728949
yellen has a perfect track record, there is no reason not to believe her
we honestly couldn't ask for a better team of brilliant minds to handle the shitshow left by the previous administration

>>50728530
Timestamp. We need more of this type shenanigans

>>50728949
shes jewish and theyve never betrayed me

>>50728985
Watch the he video you stupid nigger faggot

>>50728987

>>50728818
Fuck you, mr. fat hands

>>50728818

>>50728530
This guy is actually pretty legit

henlo

>>50729024
Scoopsies you will always be mine. Kick and scream all you want. You're mine.

The nigger and the janitor are my least favorite posters. They shit up every thread with faggotry and for some reason people reply to them and encourage them.

please mumu one pullback and I promise Ill buy QQQ

>>50729004
2:52:52

>>50729066
If we don't deal with them the jews will just send us someone worse

>>50729054
Hi. Futures are the flattest of flat this evening/morning.

>>50729074
this is one giant pullback dude. nasdaq is down 10% from January. buy tqqq now and youll make at least 30%.

I found some random trading algorithm that predicta future price movements and trends. It say this about SiGA.

I've compared it with a lot of other stocks over the last 4 months and it is fairly innacurate

>>50729101
>its fairly innacurate
so bet against it?

I don't know why Siggas didn't have a gay meetup yet. Rocker could spread the disease very quickly. I heard he takes like 20 cocks a night easily

my fear

>>50729117
It's very unlikely without some kind of pullback in the middle.

>>50727729

>>50729130
actually i think it will be more like this

>>50729117
hehehe this is gonna happen, ive seen it, inflation is cooling, the vix is down, everyone who sold sold a long time ago, lots of money on the sidelines waiting for the coast to clear, earnings have held up better than expected, investors got way too bearish way too quickly

They’re pumping small caps because they need to prop up the market. Mega caps about to get raped next week. Spy can’t even break the top from June

>>50729155
fuck why am I short

>>50729009
That’s a fine woman right there.

>>50729155
Its too late these niggas already missed out on a 7% pump last month. Will they miss out on another 10% before they buy back in?

>>50727698
Im too old for this, are crypto inversions easier? i heard vinu is doing alright

>>50729197
>too old for stocks
unless your goofy ass is 120 years old no you aint

>>50729171
desu i think we absolutely could retest the lows or even go lower later this year or next year. inflation is cooling but historical data shows it will take quarters to come down. currently the fed sounds like they want to go past 3.5% on the 10year, which means no "pivot" next year that the market seems certain of. if we do get a deeper recession next year, earnings will be hit and that'll take a few quarters to get through.

>>50729106
It tends to predict better trends on smaller market cap stocks. And it's 5 year is always more reasonable than the 1 year prediction.

https://gov.capital/

Anyone watch this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD30NsZAj7c

>>50729216
>bobo chud
nope

>>50729216
I watched some videos but he is really bad. Like many youtubers he is just reading the news on screen and his advice is retarded. Classic narcissist

>>50729224
>Using chud ironically or unironcially
Cringe

>>50729238
who are you quoting?

>>50729216
this guy has some really good information packed videos
https://youtu.be/w3Zv1JGMCnU
no schizo shit

Bruh deez sum crab ass futures frfr no cap

>>50729241
Me

>>50729254

>>50728116
it's both

>>50728675
He said tqqq calls not sqqq calls you fucking jigaboo

SELL NOW

>>50729319
Saber rattling or did they hit something?

>>50729329
They're aiming for the water supposedly

https://twitter.com/Military_News4/status/1555073443900428288

>>50729336
Damn it the fucking chinks are so fucking based. We should be doing this to Mexico and PISSRAEL

>>50727796
>based

>>50729319
Nothing ever happens no matter how bad you want it to.

Why are you still awake, mutts? Bloomberg surveillance starts at 6 am you should be thinking about the trading day ahead. I woke up one hour ago, done some reading. Going to continue the reading maybe work out ahead of another complicated trading day

>>50729361
Sometimes things happen

>>50729362
no mone, fren

>>50729362
Against my better judgement I am doing IT for my friend because I was gone all day.

>>50729362
I sleep at market open and wake at close. Saves me a lot of money.

Now they're calling this military exercises. Ukraine started as "exercises" too.

>>50729386
I miss neet life sometimes

>I sell, prices rises
>I hold, prices crabs
>I buy, prices crashes
Does the botnet want me to fail

>>50729422
do the opposite of what you think you should do.

>CTO sells 0.1% of his position

I’m fucked

>>50729422
Hahaha bro
Haha
Wow

Haha

You have no idea how badly I fucked up on SOFI

>>50729422
Just buy and hold bvnry. Its not that fuxking hard. Literally free money until munkeypox is canceled

Mmm, imagine if you did wish for better stamina," Sara said. "I don't think you'd have any time to do anything but fucking. Constant fucking. Around the clock sex with an army of willing women."
For stock market reasons.

Is this the wrong thread to ask about commodity-based ETF's? There's gotta be a way to make money off this Weimar-style inflation plus the supply side fuckery.

>pain by day
exhausting masturbation by night
>all day

>>50729319
>>50729336
All because of Pelosi's bags fucking kek

*yawn*

>>50729456
Priced in

>>50729503
REEEEEE
FUCKING TAIWAN
PUMP MY SHORTS

>>50729483
no its the right place. lots of people own NRGU, GUSH, BOIL, UCO, wheat,

>>50729386
Kek same. I'll naturally wake up every couple hours to check my phone and see if there's a happening where I can either sell puts or buy back my open puts.
The half asleep me is far more relaxed and reasonable then the hyped up one ready to impulsively trade at 9:30 am.
t. theta gang

The Bullrun is just beginning, load up

>>50729535
than*

>>50729543
*sneed

>>50729521
How the hell do you make money off of them? Buy and sell on a daily-weekly basis? I've looked at several that have rather narrow trading ranges for the price per share but have returned better than 50% this year. How does this fuckery work?

>>50729319
>>50729336
Oh wow it's nothing

>>50728633
Based on the EIA report, apparently drivers have driven less this month than they did in July 2020 kek

>>50729575
well nrgu is just the 10 supermajors and its 3x leveraged. if they keep raking in profits its a good position, but put a stop loss in cause it can dump when oil goes down(it already did in june/july). BOIL can make you tons of money if you time it right. freeport LNG terminal is going to come back sometimes september/october and all the nat gas will be available to sell globally, should push nat gas prices into the double digits again. in addition, russia could turn off the gas for europe which means europe has to fight for global nat gas. just keep watching the commodities, try to get a decent entry point and ride it up. i dont own boil but i want to badly

>>50728328
I'm not trying to make it retard. I already made it. Anyone who unironically comes here to "improooove their life" in a meaningful way is just vying to end up a mental case like Baggie or Scoopsie, or is simply ignorant of a larger personal issue (namely, their education and/or applicable skillset). This place is for OOOOOs and AAAAAAAAs always has been and always will. I personally come here once a week to indulge in one of the few remaining non-bogged internet culture places. Though, as I take time to reflect and realize that the grand majority of you are dogs, reminiscent of CLFtranny, I can't help but feel disgusted with myself.

>>50729625
lol faggot

>>50729610
So you just buy and hold and hang on?

>>50729422
Sell puts on a stock you like and can afford to average down on.
>price rises
max profit for my short puts
>price crabs
theta decay and iv crush whittle away at the extrinsic value
>price dumps
I'll sell more puts and average down on my shares.
Come at me now, you yid bastards!
>inb4 what if they totally collapse or go bankrupt
That could have happened holding, at least I have some premium to offset losses

he bought?

>>50729625
ywnbaw dont forget your hrt on the way out faggot

I bought a rowing machine, got 11 mins in on the highest intensity and just kept feeling my fat gut. It was like working out with a beach ball. Damn bros, I haven't done cardio for years because I just do push ups and sit-ups daily. Ugh, time to work this fat off day and night for the next 60 days. I also get super horny when working out, so I'm fighting the coomerinside. This is financial advice

>>50729646
What makes you think commodities have any further upside? They haven't been this high in a while and you're most likely buying the top. A sophisticated and savvy investor should be planning their short on oil or natural gas. If /CL gets to 150 I'll be tempted to try.

>>50729646
its a scary time since recession fears means oil keeps going down(could be a good entry in the next few months maybe?). so obviously manage your risk. i think the energy sector will continue to make a lot of money for the next 5 10 years because of the lack of investment and energy crisis we're in, just gotta get past the macro issues. you can trade in and out, theres no problem taking profit. i did once, i bought nrgu at 200 sold at 400, and then it went up to 800. so im just gonna fucking hold it this time, energy companies are cheap as shit

https://finviz.com/groups.ashx?g=sector&v=120&o=forwardpe

>>50729660
Just run or bike retard

>>50729679
>sophisticared and savvy investor
where do you think we are

so my father is a businessman and we went to the pub for some beers...then i started talking about how my folio is shitting the bed. i was talking about my investments and he wanted to know what i was buying etc. so i said i was into semiconductors and he wanted to know more, so i showed him the soxl chart...so he says "oh" and then starts talking about lost confidence and he didnt sound too enthused about it. UMM SOXL BROS??

>>50729697
if normies are buying that means its time to get out. Bullish on soxl.

>>50727829
I'm calling the police

>>50729718
5 year chart looks like a pump n dump what are you talking about?

>>50729757
you asked nigga i gave you my opinion

>>50729697
>boomer losing confidence in you making it with SOXL
Yep, this is the bottom. Soon he'll be begging you to buy his shitty cuckshed off him for pennies on the dollar while you're making 10-20 thousand a month off of SOXL covered calls.

>>50729787
that's what i tried to tell him but it didnt work

>>50727715
feel like i got in too late on the monke shit although i guess its still early

VIXchads, Sleepy David Soxl is a pedophile and he's rigging the VIX to pump his computer stocks before the China Virus rapes, and I mean they're doing the raping with Taiwan we're not going to have any semiconductors! I asked Barron about this, cause you know he's good with computers and he said, "Dad, there's semiconductors in the computers!" Its crazy, totally unbelievable what they're doing with these semiconductors, and they're all stored, right on an island next to Chyna, and Chyna is really mad, probably because they have tiny penises! Don't clap for that the media won't like that, don't clap for that! You're making the media upset! Don Lemon is crying, and you know who's going to do a lot more crying? The mumus, we're in Joe Brandon's recession, but he doesn't want to say its a recession because it'll make him look bad, like Joe you have a crackhead son! He films himself masturbating and smoking crack, there's millions of laptops filled with Hunter jerking off while freebasing, and we're going to run out of the semiconductors for those laptops because Chyna is raping Taiwan!

ma futes doin a lil sumn sumn

>>50727918
inflation has barely even set in yet, now govs are gonna spend trillions on pox just like with corona

>>50729867
>money printer turns back on
bullish af

Moderna doesn't give af about munkeypox
Moderna doesn't give af about munkeypox
Moderna doesn't give af about munkeypox
BAVARIAN NORDIC THUNDERGODS WGMI

>>50729787
so how do i do it?

>>50729923
oh ok so youll fucking listen to him but not me? fuck you nigger

>>50729867
>>50729900
the heckin pooftas have the faggotpox its anada shoah!

>>50729410
I have friends in Taiwan so I don’t want to see it invaded, but at the same time I have a lot of investments that would do a 10x if they did get invaded. So many conflicting emotions right now. What would Pelosi do?

>>50728139
The guys on stocktwits are smarter than the fags on Wallstreet bets.

>>50729986
>but at the same time I have a lot of investments that would do a 10x if they did get invaded.
such as ?

>>50729986
She's buying the semi dip cuz china was being chicken about shooting her plane down

>>50730007
A basement full of high end GPUs and CPUs that can only be made in Taiwan. If next gen stuff gets blown up and it takes a few years to rebuild the fabs somewhere else things would get pretty crazy.

>>50729903
monki is about to print for all, friend
monki loves everyone equally but especially but lovers

Do I sell My $18.5 8/5 Lucid puts at open or hold for another day and hope for more bleeding? Looks like it’s dropping even more now in pre-market.

>>50730008
It's probably all for show. Come on, if they shot her plane down they would be doing us a favor.

I'm still holding BABA.

>>50730097
Lol I totally forgot about BABA. Man you have to be a real dumb faggot to hold that piece of shit. I mean you have to be a total asshole of a stupid douchebag to think that is a good idea.

>>50730126
I'm down only 60%.

>>50730128
Care to take this survey then?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GJn4GK6X3yz

red open, green close. mostly crab +1-2% sour and puss

>>50729867
Sure they are.

>china firing missile into taiwanese airspace

fuck bros my calls are going to PRINT tomrrow this is so bullish for us equities

>>50730126

That's nothing. I'm all in on CWSFF.

>>50730176
Its only a loss if you sell.

How pathetic of a country is China when it can't even take an island right next to it.

>>50730254
can't "take" land that's already yours

China is weak

BIG knockers Nancy's proved she can go there and there's nothing they can do it about

>>50730304
China makes Russia look like a Chad.

>>50730304
The paradox of Chinks
>Taiwan is ours and it's not independent
>But you can't go to the island and say it's independent! That means we have to invade it!
Kek

>>50730314
Why would China even care? Seriously if China killed Pelosi that would be so amazing.

>>50729697
No one knows anything anon. If you believe in soxl you may as well hold it.
t. random walker

>>50730314
JFK looking at those milkers

New >>50730356

>>50729923
What SOXL_shill did is he put in like 70 grand into SOXL when it was 5 dollars a share after the corona crash. He had 15000 shares. Waited patiently for the pop to 60 then started selling otm covered calls on his now 900,000 worth of shares and earned around 2-3% a month. Which is 20,000 a month, possibly more.

Is it safe to have all my investment money in just Vanguard funds? Should I try to diversify with ETFs as well? Looking into iShares and others.

>>50728116
the bears only appear to mock, they don't predict anything, just come to laugh at someone's dead body, I'm waiting for something like this when my vinu bags die again

Syscon; a proof-of-work blockchain with a hashrate second only to Bitcoin, is a trustless computing platform combining both Ethereum and Bitcoin protocol into one ideal system that will power tomorrow's innovative distributed applications.

Why aren’t you shorting TSM, anon?

stocks are just doing what they did back in '08 when it had two consecutive peaks before the plunge correct? or is this 2020 again where it defies logic and the bullrun resumes for another few years?