/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50728723
i'm going to commit suicide a few weeks before smartcon. i hope it pumps for you guys

Can't relate to phoneposters, sorry.

>>50728754
Aww aren’t you a big boy! So proud of you anon. :)

What if I don’t want cheese? Will Adelyn fix my order?

>>50729102
sir gay will consume any pieces of the mac you dont want

>>50730436
Haha wouldn't it be funny if I surreptitiously came on Sergey's big Mac and he ate it haha lol

>>50728723
Only the most pure fans will eat the big mac. The Chainlink RNG will decide the answer with all of it's magical elegance.
Imagine telling Sergay the token isn't needed and that he should use Algorand instead to communicate between the DON for speed and cheap fees. You would update in real time to the Chainlink network, becoming marked as a threat and no longer able to use your bank account or your defi wallets.

>>50728723
don't get your hopes up. best case scenario link won't dump

>>50728723
Do you ever find yourself sucking multiple cocks of many different races at the same time while getting a rim job from an obese black man? I know OP does

>>50728723
Sometimes i wonder if its all a simulation. If SmartCon hasn’t always been a few short weeks away. Did all of the suffering leading up to this point even happen? Or was I just made to think it happened by altering a few lines of code with some aliens jizz stained keyboard? It seems like the purpose of all of this was to make me feel this way. Waiting for my real life, unable to do anything to actually bring it closer, just waiting in desperation. Going to the wage cage every day thinking “one day i will be free of this place” only to wake up and think and do the same thing tomorrow. Hopelessly hopeful.

>>50728737
if you really want to do us a favor, let us sacrifice you to moloch to secure our gains. i mean, the end result is the same, why not do something useful for your bros before you go?

>>50730937
Sad but this

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>>50728723
Honestly the line up is pretty shit this year so im not counting the days