/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for WAGMI

You guys do realize this is the top? I thought smg had smarter than the average investor vibes but you all unironically think that was it

>>50725073
How do I profit off updating my fetlife profile?

Also would TINV (Grindr SPAC) be a good hedge for SIGA or not?

>>50725159
I have released data on nation state information warfare and you don’t say?

>>50725190
>fed capitulated on inflation last meeting and bobos still exist

>>50725190
The top isn't in until we're at all time highs again. Retard.

>>50725190
Did we hit 4200 yet?
No?

Then we haven't peaked.

Siga baggies kek

I have officially been shaken out of SIGA

>>50725245
>>50725236
>>50725227
learn to swim in the kiddie pool before putting money on the line kids

>>50725236
>The top isn't in until we're at all time highs again.
please elaborate

>>50725263
Sorry bro, the bottom was mid June at 3600 on the SPX. I guess you didn't get the memo. Sad!

>mumus getting cocky again
I know what happens next

>>50725159

god damn is there a lot of bobo copium today

>>50725293
we rally even higher so you get buck broken, and cry about valuations not making any sense?

the stock didn't split so retail could scoop up cheap shares, it split for exit liquidity

>>50725202
>fetlife
More like fatlife am I right?

Is SIGA going to 35 dollars tomorrow?

Bros, I made good money today
Can't wait to go grill some brats in a few minutes

>>50725344
How does $14 sound?

>>50725344
do fags eat the poo poo?

Bought $30k SOXL 2 weeks ago, sold 200 shares today for a little profit. But this Bull ain't done running. No obvious negative catalysts on the horizon and strong positive sentiment = FOMO

Let me be honest with you guys. A lot of you are blatant cowards when I comes to SIGA so let me tell you why you should get out now since most of you are paper handed faggots. With tomorrow being earnings post market, there could be a huge 10-15% selloff ahead of time, but AH it will likely moon 15-20% and then continue to moon weeks after. Since you fags panic over a 5% dip, you aren't worthy of gay sex. Get out of my stock.

What's the opposite of hooked?

>>50725362
Wouldn't it be crazy if SOXL hit $30? haha insane I know.

>>50725371
lubed

>>50725370
Your homosexual friend sold the bottom which will be the top tomorrow. You will get completely ass blasted and enjoy it because of your homosexuality

>>50725344
Kek, just watch it blast to $35 just because

>>50725341
Hey, a $3000 exemption is a $3000 exemption.

>>50725277
>please elaborate
We're going straight back to all time highs. No dips. No pauses. Just crying bobos.

Give it to me straight, /smg/.

Will bobos EVER recover?

Funny coincidence how the market started consistently going up the exact day of the new FY

I predict the coming few days is where we'll see the ultimate bobo capitulation, and SPY hit 430 possibly

>>50725335
Yes, same with AMZN.

Reminder that Taiwan Blockade begins soon

>>50725407
literally every stock started crashing first day of Q1 and rebounded first day of Q3

>>50725407

Almost there,mumu

>>50725387
Talking shit? I sold bought siga at 12.20 and sold at 15.60, bought govx and made 5k, bought bvnry at 16.50 and more at 17.50. Ywnbaw nigger

Honey is so fucking good bros. I'm going to be sad once Dupont ends up killing the rest of the bees.

>>50725436
>haha we're just gonna surround your island with military drills on all sides
It basically already has.

Boring week

>>50725190
>I thought smg had smarter than the average investor vibes

the market will continue pumping until half of this anons UVXY calls position expires worthless

>>50725482
What did this specific poster mean by this

>>50725467
nothing burger

>>50725458
schizo trading there anon. Don't quit your forklift job faggot because you aren't going to make it. You seriously think munkeypox is going to be huge? Fucking delusional idiot. You will lose your 70k and will be sucking Rockers tiny penis for cash

>>50725467
why is the ccp so pathetic and spineless?

>Futures

>>50725458
You can make that kind of money trading spy options in 1 week rather than gambling on a biomemes LOL

>>50725501
this is why you size your positions

>>50725546
U make 25k a week? Cool story

if green id buy soxl at open
if red id buy soxs at open

if dubs buy gme

OILbros, I'm thinking we're back.

>>50725583
What now Mr. Wizard

>>50725507
This was written like a fed...

>>50725583

>>50725582
You made 25k off being a retarded homophobe with schizo trades?

>>50725583
Looks like it's crabbing

>>50725583
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>50725609
U haven't? Kek

>>50725519
Let’s see your p&l, nigger.
t. Not Boeing anon.

>this market is so bullish!

>>50725603
i thought your point was that VIX then dumped 9% today

>>50725583
>sewer water ID
uhh SIGA bros?

Can SQQQ go back to 55 by September?

$18.5 Puts on LCID expiring Friday. What are these going to be worth tomorrow, do you guys think? $50?

>>50725638
I look like this and I say this

>Hurr durr you should sell your SIGA
School hasn't even started yet.

>>50725690
It's worse for colleges where gays do gay stuffs than school children coming into contact with a gay who did gay stuffs.

>>50725690
a lot of molested children these days huh?

>>50725690
>gay disease
>passed to kids
>how did this happen

>>50725708
You can get and transmit it by just coming into contact with the sores, so either the kids got raped or their parents let them be close enough to a monkeypozzed gay to get it.

>>50725714
>he doesn't know
>he thinks he knows but the reality is much worse
>in reality its probably even worse than I think I know

>there are people who are holding cash thinking the market hasn't already bottomed out
yikes

>>50725805
I can't trade until funds have settled pls no bully

>>50725805
look at the yield curve

>>50725817
only becomes an issue when it un-inverts

>>50725805
Up 10% already. Soon it'll time to start buying 3x ETFs. Can't wait.

>>50725805
just go all in on calls and post your trade here then stupid

>>50725690
the trannies are clapping cheeks in the bathroom stalls like you wouldn't believe

>futures

>>50725335
>>50725426
What, to dump on retail?

>>50725893
One day they'll actually mean something

Is a war in Taiwan bullish or bearish for oil? I feel like it could actually be bearish if the Chinese stop buying as much because they're centrally focused on the war not production.

I have once again shorted USDJPY

>>50725881
Nah bud, that ain't me. I buy shares of VTI daily and on occasion when I feel strong enough about a company and it's current share price I'll buy some shares. I learned my lesson with options feb/march of 2021.

>>50725729
>close enough to a monkeypozzed gay man's asshole
fixed

>>50725914
There won't be a war in Taiwan. And in any case it just means Russian oil is 100% China rather than split between China and India/smugglers.

>>50725922
You're short on USD and long on JPY? I don't forex

>>50725936
So a kid has to rim a gay mans anus to catch this shit? Wow, a real pandemic right there.

>>50725914
war is always bullish for oil

XELA still a buy, or just bag holding at this point? whats the PT?

>>50725953
basically. Next we'll find out that even simple touching isn't sufficient and it'll required contact with glands, broken skin, etc. to transmit.

>>50725957
That's my instinct, but anytime China signals it might buy less oil that it does normally it sells off.

Is the bottom in yet? I went all in on shorts today

I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>50726042
His memes were good,at least

>>50726042
Holy kek

SOXL has gone up +78.25% since this post was made

>>50726042

Has anyone ever made it simply by gambling spy puts and calls

>>50726075
>SOXL is up 99% this month
I kneel to anons who bought SOXL in the low 10s.
Wouldn't be funny if some anons are still in the red on SOXL despite this past month? haha. ha.

>>50726035
All of MSM wants you to put your money in the market and that's a good thing?

Trips and spy touches 500 this month

>>50725159
Could you buy 10k of IBOND in december and then 10k more in january? or you gotta wait 365 days??

yo smiggers what moves did we make today?

>>50726035
John Daly is fucking based. He rejected the faggy culture of gold and did things his way. Played his best golf drunk, guzzles beer, smokes cigs, plays golf barefoot, and can still drive a ball 300 yards.

This bear market rally is literally topping. RSI, MACD, MF Bull&Bear Signal are all "peaking" right. Its definitely going to reverse end of week/early next week which coincidentally lines up with the next CPI release.

>>50726208
You could've said the same thing in 2011

>>50726208
Uhm no sweaty market is going to keep going up for 2 more months. 0 red days.

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>>50726233
Even BTC/USD, which moves in tandum with the NDX is starting to roll over right now.

Did getting out of here in 2022 get cancelled?

>>50726208
this rally has extended 20% on the nasdaq isnt that sort of typical for a bear market rally?

wtf just happened to oil?

my tinder boost was a success. a fat short woman liked me

>>50726233
at this rate we'll be at ATHs by october

>>50726233
Wait, so when you all call us soxl trannies it isn't just friendly banter?

>>50726284
Sometimes I miss not having a Jewish gf so I could play fatties on tinder then get shitfaced drunk in shake afterwards. Anyways short BMBL.

>>50726316
>that pic
So the meme is real?

Hi SMG hope everyone is having a wonderful day!

>>50726316
>marketing ass

>>50726310
kek

>>50726252
Yes-odd

>>50726316
leanhogs bros... not like this..

>>50726327
Yum..A little bit of chicken fried

>>50726208
The treasuries say it all. Market broadly believes the hikes are over.

i know one of you nerds can answer my question about i bonds

I finally got closure with a girl I ruined a relationship with a year ago. Feels pretty mid tbqhwymn's.

>>50726327
I wish I saved a pic, but I fucked a college girl who literally looked like this. It was so weird. She had the fat deposits of a 45 year old woman who had 3 kids but perky tits and face of a 22 year old. Anyway, I was 33 and she was into older guys because she caught her dad cheating in her mom when she was a kid so she sucked me off a few times in the campus library.

>>50726397
>I finally got closure with a girl I ruined a relationship with a year ago.
And you're not going to go into details?

>>50726397
imagine even speaking to a woman the day after you bang her

>>50726330
>marketing ass and communicating gunt

>>50726380
Its by calendar year

>>50726397
did you fugg her?

>>50726397
You called her every day and were probably nice to her.. kek

>>50726421
Imagine sleep with a girl twice your size. It's like climbing a ice cream sandwhich.

>>50726420
Sure. I ruined it because she would make a four hour round trip to see me, and I never made the effort to come see her. We rarely talked unless she was here, and basically I took her for granted. Like, big time. Today I told her that and I wish it ended differently, she said shes with someone new which doesnt surprise me since shes a great girl. All in all I got too cocky. As a /biz/tard its in my blood I guess.
>>50726448
I mean a year ago yeah, we just talked today over text
>>50726449
Literally complete opposite
>>50726421
I've been with enough women I'd like to have one that sticks around and is worth something

>>50726461
whats the largest whale youve harpooned?
>>50726471
yeah im JK i still talk to all my babies mamas daily

>>50726409
The only fat chick I ever fucked was some random girl in high school who was into me but I wasn't into her. She had big tits but a butterface and kinda frumpy, but we fucked late at night after a party in a field and never got with her again lol.

>>50726488
She asked if we could be friends and I told her thats weird to stay friends with a girl you were banging when shes seeing a new guy. She took it well, at least, but I'm not some desperate soigger who would do anything to win her back. I had my chance and I fucked it up. Sometimes you just gotta take the L

>>50726515
do you got any pics of her anus?

>>50726543
No.

>>50726558
what about tiddies

>>50726571
I don't have any nudes of her, but Ill say her body was fucking rocking. 10/10 for sure.

>>50726558
You didn't save just one? Come on anon

>>50726582
Guess we'll have to take your word for it as our government says to people who needed PPP for "business expenses"

>he never saved all the nudes of all his exgfs as an insurance policy

>>50726590
Remember when getting nudes was one of the most based things a middle or high school bro could do? Now zoomers are so desensitized to it it's probably not even a thing.

>>50726590
>having more than one gf

>>50726590
the calves on that girl to the right, those legs are wide

Short RICK. Now.

>captcha: 4PASS
Fuck off with your subliminal advertising, Hiro.

>>50726587
Unironically I don't.
>>50726590
>ex gfs
I have never been around the same girl long enough for her to be considered my gf. I never bothered asking for nudes because we would use sleep together for a couple weeks then she would catch feelings for another guy and drop me. Many such cases. Not to sound like a bitch, but I kind of get why women hate when guys just fuck them and thats it. I was basically a dildo for a lot of girls, booty calls and whatever because I was a good lover and they kept me around. I guess I was good in bed but never good enough for a relationship.

The spr release stuff is supposed to stop in October right?

>>50726617
>denver
>monkeypozz
Woah

>>50726603
>trading legal CP with the boys
those were the days

>>50726662
>DOE plans to release, from the SPR, up to 2.8 million barrels of sour crude oil and 17.2 million barrels of sweet crude oil, totaling 20 million barrels with deliveries from September 16 until October 21, 2022.
https://www.energy.gov/articles/doe-issues-fifth-emergency-notice-sale-crude-oil-strategic-petroleum-reserve

>>50726671
Consider: Public health departments are loathe to close gay bathhouses. Straight gentlemen's clubs however...

>mfw i bought puts on UBER and AMD

Singles and we crab the rest of the week

>>50726689
thanks

>>50725344
75 by next monday

I just used my air fryer on some fries, holy FUCK. The big microwave and stove lobby should fear the air fryer

>>50726704
Dumb animeposter

>>50725370
What happens if it moons before and tanks after?
>GOVX

>>50726748
Calls on your cholesterol levels.

>>50726471
And you wanted closure because you couldn't figure out why she dumped you? What other brain busters are you having trouble with?

>>50726789
Cholesterol is healthy and normal.

>>50726789
Puts on that mouff if you keep running it yuh heard

outta the way bears

So has anyone here actually made any money trading. Or is SMG just the greatest larpers on this board?

>>50726796
No I wanted closure because I wanted to tell her I was sorry for taking her for granted and not putting in the effort, because she deserved better.

Honestly it doesn't matter anymore, I've become so god damn jaded because I've slept around and have some semblance of game, that I don't think I'll really find the kind of girl I'm looking for at this point. I don't want to have to settle but that might be where we are at.

>>50726802
>>50726805
Yeah, all that air fryer goodness getting you into peak physical shape. Good luck.

>>50725690
This is what the normalfags don't understand.

This is 4chan. We have been many times involuntarily exposed to the depths of human depravity as faggotry, furrfags, and boatloads of CP washed over this site. Years of hearing them whine and complain and rationalize their hedonistic, selfish, and abusive behavior. Years of raids and counterraids and cross-boarding and derailing. Countless shiposts upon shitposts upon ironically unironic shitposts. And from that crucible, we know one truth.

They will never stop. They are mindless addicts. They do not fucking care about diseases, about war, about anything but themselves. You could tell them that if they sucked a dick today a baby would die somewhere in the world, and they would suck that dick and giggle about how naughty they were. They would fuck us right in to doomsday. This reckless degeneracy knows no bounds.

That is why we could get in so early so heavy.
That is why we can hold through the waves so smugly and comfortably.

You see we oldfags know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, one truth that the reddit tourists, newfags, and even the market DRASTICALLY misunderstand.

They don't care who they hurt
They don't care what they ruin
They don't care where they are
They don't care what is happening in the world
They don't care about nations, or progress, or humanity.

A faggot will be a faggot and act like a faggot. Always. They cannot help themselves.

That is why I will invest heavily into ANY company that can directly benefit from homosexual degeneracy, because it is almost surely undervalued by normalfaggots. They just don't know how bad things really are.

This thing is spreading. It will continue to spread. Buckle up.

>>50726827
yes, once

>>50726831
Who's we? Go blog with that person. gfto

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>>50726847
no way in hell I'm reading all that shit. Sum it up in one sentence.

>>50726837
m8 I run minimum 15 miles a week, an air fryer isn't going to set me back lol

>>50726864
>go blog with that person
/smg/ is my personal blog

Uuuuuh /leanhogs/ bros??? How can this be happening; we're in charge here!!

>>50726869
Hmm anon you know cardio wont do shit against clogged arteries,right?

>>50726827
Yes stupid. You can make good money every day trading SPY/QQQ Options intraday during the 1st hour of trading. I've made consistent $500 dollar swings with Calls/Puts.

>>50726358
its not over

>>50726897
I'll be fine doc, thanks.

>>50726886
Seriously, what's happening to lumber?
Did we find brand new forests or does no one want wood?

>>50726886
Yeah it's our fucking turn pig fucker

OJ GANG RISES

>hold on a minute
>anon, you played in the wall street casino
>and you didnt pay your taxes?
>house does not take kindly to tax evaders

>>50725159
>Bobos are cynicists
>Cynicists think they are actually "realists," and smarter than everyone else
>Market going up directly contradicts their "realism" and feeling of superiority
>Bobo lashes out
Pottery

Reminder that there is no difference between shitcoins and chronically unprofitable tech.
But we are going into a new shitco golden bull run.
Pajeets will be king and India the next superpower for they live and breathe shitcoins. Have you trained in the ways of the poo and curry?
YOU WILL NOT REDEEM

>>50726944
wood is obsolete, everything from trees to manga knees will be made of microchips

>>50726866
tldr: go back

>>50726944
I seriously hope lumber dies. Homes are too fucking expensive.

$gsun

>>50726628
Fuck sounds like you had it made.. No strings, no games, just fucking..

Uuuuuh /leanhogs/ bros??? How can this be happening; we're in charge here!!

Guys... I just got an overwhelming and completely unprompted feeling of absolute dread

What should I invest in with my student loan forgiveness money??

why was i not made aware of KHD

>>50726981
I'm just trying to get my fence line replaced without having to take out a second mortgage

>>50726753
i've been pretty greedy lately and i jumped the gun on my technical analysis. i was sure that UBER would crater based on the terrible earnings, and i called the top on AMD based on my charts.

>>50726998

>>50726981
Homes are too expensive because a bunch of city yuppies and boomers were paying legitimately sometimes 2 or 3 times what a house should've costed after they destroyed their cities with the BLM riots and then covid.
The market is still fucked up because of it.

>>50726995
No, anon. I never felt fulfilled after sex. She was always happy but I never felt more alone. I didn't feel wanted or desired, my dick was what was desired. I wouldn't turn them down because everytime I thought I would feel fulfilled but I didn't. I just want a girl I can love who loves me back and has the same interests as me, and wants to be around me and thinks about me. But most people want that, and most never get it. Especially jaded niggers like myself who become picky,

>>50727004
i mean HKD
up almost 7000% lol

>>50727000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense_of_impending_doom

>>50726946
This isn't over!! You haven't seen the last of us!

>>50727001
SOXL computer company

>>50727025
making them cheaper to build would go a long way towards resolving the issue. I am not paying 140k for a manufactured home

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>>50726944
>>50726968
No, they'll substitute in cheaper elements like oil barrels (empty or full, it won't matter).

>>50727004
>>50727032
Do you live under a rock?

>>50727049
Just buy an RV and a plot of land

>>50727061
i've had covid for 3 days so missed a lot i guess

>>50727004
Yeah I know right.. Just think what a puny 1000 would've been if you got in at the bottom.

>>50726944
whens the low lumber prices going to be refflected at home depot?

>>50726998
Thats a juicy specimen. We'll be raking in the dough come harvest time.

>>50727049
Sure, but if citycucks are willing to buy a house that should cost $100,000 for $300,000, it doesn't really matter.
>>50727071
It definitely has. A few months ago a regular 2"x4"x8' was like $8 near me, now it's about $4.75. Plywood seems still a bit high though.

>futures

>>50726981
Lumber is only like 5-10% of the cost of a home bro. Lumber is not the reason your house costs 500k.
Literally the realters make more than the cost of the lumber, and what the fuck do they even contribute?

>>50727004
like comment and subscribe to the discord for your gold chan 4 pass and you'll get the daily pump and dumps delivered straight to your inbox every hour on the hour with only a small 6 minute ad to watch first

>>50727085
That's the type of gayman who would be proud to have aids and munkeypox on twitter

>>50727089
Fuck all you could just hire a lawyer and an accountant to do all the actual paperwork

>>50727089
outside of an urban area, that doesn't sound right at all

>>50726789
>fries.
>cholesterol.

>>50727089
My realtor took home 3% of the total sale price, it's really not that much

>>50727105
no idea what this is from, but it's interesting.
https://heplerhomes.com/how-much-does-it-cost-to-build-a-new-house-by-the-square-foot/

>>50726789
>mom science in /smg/
Lol. Lmao. Do you really believe that dietary cholesterol has a huge impact?
How old are you? When did you learn this garbage?

>>50726897
Seed oils in the fries are bad but clogged arteries is caused by chronic inflammation and not by diet.

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>>50727130
There's 2 realters though, both take 3%.
You've gotta count both sides, even though the seller side is a hidden cost. It's like thinking social security tax is 8% when really your employer is paying another 8% internally. If not for that hidden tax, you could be making 8% more right now.

>>50727184

>>50726831
You found it once, you can find it again

bears? not on my watch

I just
DOUBLED
my short position on Apple

Bearchads let’s see those fangs!

SIGA is over, bros. Fuck, why didn’t I sell at the top

>>50727123
>>50727174
Look, if you had an air fryer and could stop at just a Mickey D's medium amount, good on you. But chowing down on a ton of:
>Saturated fat in the diet clearly does raise LDL by a significant amount and should still be consumed in limited quantities. And although some research has cast doubt on the conventional wisdom that saturated fat is linked with heart disease, other research upholds the link.
-https://www.health.harvard.edu/cholesterol/cholesterol-and-heart-disease-the-role-of-diet

>>50727256
Science doesnt know shit. They still genuinely can't figure out if eggs are good or bad for you.

>>50727229
Nah, she wasn't what I was looking for either. They never are. There was a chance I could have pushed her in the direction but I feel like I have unreal expectations, because there's a couple things so specific (not physical in any way) that I need her to connect with me on. I don't know, chief. I don't if I'm right to hold out hope or if I'm living with my head in the clouds.

MY PENIS NEEDS MOMMY
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Don't forget, futures were blood red last night

Mommy i poopy

>>50727292
What's the deal with the email?

>>50725448
Do you think they intended for this movie to be one of the most memeable of all time and essentially the video hymn of autists everywhere?

>>50727256
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5986484/
Saturated fats make no impact on it. Med diets high in fats and low in fats had equivalent protective qualities

>>50727319
>>50727297

if i was looking to buy breast milk to enhance my nuerological state whilst trading and i found a seller who claimed to be a 20 year old catholic housewife with the username "basedandmilkpilled" should i buy it or is it some fat hands-esque schizo squeezing drops out of his man titties?

>>50725546
Bullshit

>>50727319
>>50727297
If you do what you love, you never work a day in your life

Damn a man can't even enjoy some fries anymore

>>50727285
It's the oil, butter, and other meats alongside the eggs that threw off the initial data.

Dietary cholesterol is a meme (official as of 2015): https://www.healthline.com/health/high-cholesterol/rda
And eggs *are* good for you: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/high-blood-cholesterol/expert-answers/cholesterol/faq-20058468

>futures

>>50726131
Yes, the MSM is telling the truth when it's bullish and lying when it's bearish.

I make pee pee hard mommy

>>50725546
Okay then, what's your play this week?

This thread has convinced me to go all in on air fryer manufacturers.

>>50727353
air fried at that, not even deep fried

>>50726617
Is that a RCI Hospitality facility?

>>50727330
Yeah but calling out a fatty binging on fries for "elevating his PAF" and "increasing chronic inflammation risk" doesn't have the same zing, ya know?

MY PEE PEE HARD MOM MOM. YUCKY
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>>50727356
It doesn't matter what study you show. For everyone that says they're good there is one that says they're bad. It's pointless. Just live your life and eat what you want.

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>>50727375
Air frying is the future, don't let the oven lobby threaten you

Yucky, BABY MAKE BOOM BOOM MOMMY
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>>50727387
Is this financial advice?

>>50726827
Made $270 on a cautious HDX play today.

SIGA sissies I’m not even trying to fud but I have a bad feeling about tomorrow

>/smg/ - Health and Nigger Posting

>>50727378
I mean, if one pole can get covered in pox and scare off people, does it matter whether or not in this particular case it's Rick's?

BABY PEE PEE ON DADDA. DADDA MAD AT BABY MOMY PEE PEE

>>50727426
>/smg/ - Anything not related to the stock market

>>50727429
Is this bullish?

>>50727442
Much better

>>50727380
Well because fries dont

Goddamnit my home internet went out. I was watching the sopranos. Now I can't upload my video REEEEEE!!!

>>50727184
baste
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>>50727400
Oven is better for baking. At least the air fryer I got that has a bake feature will overcook the tops of any baked sweet

GOO GOO GA GA BABY POOPY. CLEAN ME DADDA
ROCKER CLEAN MY PEE PEE

>>50727239
>short position on Apple
Damn buddy you're about to make some money

>>50725690

Open the goddamn schools already! MSM will be full of stories of kids and college folk getting rekt by sores. My siggars WAGMI

>>50726628
>we would use sleep together for a couple weeks then she would catch feelings for another guy and drop me
>because I was a good lover and they kept me around

Holy cope

>>50727442
>>50727426
Guys I think Im close to being ready to take my aws solutions architect certification exam.

How likely am I to find reasonable employment with just this certification and no others? could probably study for a network+ or ccna+ but they don't seem like they will benefit aws stuff much.

Think I might brush up on my subnetting skills, excel, and maybe some Kafka

>>50727489
Siga is going to 12 tomorrow

>>50727481
What kind of air fryer did you get? Maybe we could hang out and show each other the features on our fryers haha

>>50727291
I'd commiserate with you, but I can't post about my shitty luck with women unless it's Valentine's Day.

What if the recent rally is all china's doing?
A lot of rich people need to exit real estate cause it's collapsing over there so why not escape to American stocks?

>Monkeyp is generally not fatal and typically resolves on its own without treatment.
>There is no FDA-approved or authorized medicine for the treatment of monkeyp disease
>There are currently no human data demonstrating the efficacy of TPOXX for the treatment of monkeyp, or the safety and pharmacokinetic profile (which helps us understand what the human body does to a drug).
lol SIGA baggies have no idea what's coming

SIGA will go to 11 tomorrow and close the week at 13. Weak earnings and weak guidance.

>>50727511
then yang should go up already

>>50727494
Yeah anon, that's why we wouldn't talk for months and they would hit ME up, even though they can fuck any random guy off tinder. I had at least 2 women cut off our sex because they met another guy, and later do just what I said above after they broke up.

>>50727508
One that had a roti basket that I never use because they cook just fine on the shelf

>>50727498
Booba!

>>50727498
Do you have actual experience? I could see a junior cloud engineer role working out for you. At some point experience is going to outweigh your certs when it comes to job hunting.

>>50727506
>>50727522

I will buy more

This is the fucking top. Just fucking believe it

>>50727549
get a grip bobo

>>50727529
Are you sure you have an air fryer, I have one of the cylinder looking ones

>>50727498
How did you study for it? How long?

>>50727557
we're going down bitch

uranium

>>50727468
U should have sold your 300 shares idiot. Now your going to lose all your gains because TPOXX is fucking useless like your dick. FDA shidded and farded all over you faggot baggies and now you all think you are smarter than doctors and scientists. God damn your going to get wrecked, you and all your homosexual followers.

>>50727485
You really think so?

>>50727498
When I was a kid in leafland there used to be a tv show called Fashion File. It was about runway fashion with a variety of highlight clips from recent shows. I watched it every. god. damned. single. week. Why? Because there was occasional nipple and this was some years before the internet.

>>50727569
>he doesn’t know down at night
>heemed during the day

Get fucked, bobo

>>50727522
What happened SIGA bros?

>>50727549
Ok. As long as SPY closes under 414 on Friday I will live to see another day

>>50727540
>Do you have actual experience
Yes over done tons of labs and racked up monthly bills on the aws Console.

Should I add more certs to become more valuable? What the hell am I supposed to do for experience?

Short signal received on SIGA today. Looking for 12 tomorrow and 11 after earnings.

>>50727591
It hasn't proved efficacy and RT came out with another hit piece on it. It worked in monkeys but it isn't doing jack shit in humans. Everyone here is going to be holding bags. There is only 1 FDA approved thing for gaypox but none of these fucking idiots want to buy it because its an OTC

>>50727604
we get signal

main screen turn on

>>50727600
What is it you actually want to do for work? As far as experience goes, you're doing it. Before I moved onto red teaming I had no experience labs/CTFs. I did have work experience with blue teaming, but labs allowed me to talk the talk for red teaming.

>>50727256
Buddy he used an air fryer not McDonald's.

>>50727582
Yes. This is the top. SPY is exactly where it was during the May CPI and the next CPI is going to release Wednesday

>>50727624
Some niggas just want to be mad for the sake of it

>>50727626
I don't see how the CPI could be worse with oil prices falling.

>>50727562
You sure yours is one? It might just be an air grill if its shaped like a barrel

>>50727646
I honestly don't know now, anon. The box did say air fryer but it's just the barrel thing with a basket

>>50727654
>doesn't know his air fryer tech

cmon chief

>>50727654
Does it have chinese writing on it anywhere? The chinks may have pulled a fast one on you...

>SIGGA BTFO
SIGGA BTFO
>SIGGA BTFO
SIGGA BTFO
>SIGGA BTFO
SIGGA BTFO
>SIGGA BTFO
SIGGA BTFO

>>50727665
>>50727675
I'm in shambles

>>50727698
>>50727698
>>50727698

>want to short because my outlook is GFC-tier bearish
>want to go long because clown market rules with an iron yet silly fist
Wat do

>>50727621
>What is it you actually want to do for work

Going to be real with you chief. I just want to throw money at stocks and maybe crypto. I'd just rather have some actual skills and knowledge that someone would be willing to pay me for instead of breaking rocks all day or flipping burgers.

Actually, even if I could make enough money from just trading/investing I'd still like to have a good income so that I can accumulate during bear markets.

>>50727714
clown market wins over logic, always

>>50727564
had a bootcamp that was offered for free along with a few other classes and also got supplemental courses online. Took a while. maybe a few months on and off.

>>50727004
chink wash trading.
and now gweilo will hold the bag

>>50727521
Shrekli was shorting the stock the last time I watched his stream

>>50727758
>21:11:11
nice

>>50727714
I have this exact same problem

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!