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>23.6k

That's the price it hit before it dropped to 22.5k in my dream. I was almost floating around in a massive Binance Bitcoin price chart watching the action from above. As mentioned, I saw it teetering around the 22.5/6k mark, kind of dancing about like a little bopping gnome. It was very trippy as I watched the bars rhythmically spike up and down as if they were dancing to the beat of my dream (there was some sort of salsa/house music song occurring in the background of all this. Almost like a Disney number. There was definitely a beat and some saxophone/ trumpet action. Whiplash-y kind of vibe. Very smart and very sophisticated. Almost Ocean's Elven-y if you get me.) Then the bars stood still and barely moved. The volume was super low as they barely rippled. I thought it was the end of the dream, and that there was no meaning to this.... Then it went insane. The green dildos were like something from 2017. Unyielding and aggressive. Pushing and pumping like Nacho Vidal unleashed on a pair of Ecuadorian 17 y/o's. As I rose with the action I saw that in the background of the chart there appeared the image of the Bogs lying decimated in a fire-y/ smokey ember on the ground with none other than Sminem dancing in jubilation over their corpses. I was cheering and shouting as I zoomed upwards with the bar, past the epic scene of Sminem in ecstasy, in some kind of jubilant ecstasy. I wish I had more time to watch his silly retarded face in glee but I had to follow the action! I found myself attached the bar as it flew past 30k and 35k. As I surrendered to the power of the pump my body became limp as I was violently thrust upwards through the Binance space time continuum. It was just like the scene in Interstellar when McConaughey is being pulled straight towards the black hole - but backwards. I can't remember the rest but I'm guessing the price went higher than 60k this year. Imagine actually reading the entirety of this.