/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50722270
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,156.013B, 105P = 20.533B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,182.238B, 105P = 20.783B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50722277
Full house checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50722270
>0722270
neat
>>50722277
checked

>>50722277
checked and sneed hedgies

real baker is blessed, WAGMI frens

>>50722277
Checked. WAGMI fren.

A hearty kek to the baker

I thought this was the fake thread at first, but actually WAGMI

>>50722270
Bless the baker

You were a fool to cross me, Kenneth "Gayo Mayo" Griffin. I will defeat you with my beautiful heart, my ironclad will, and my stack of GME. Prepare yourself.

second

>>50722277
Checked!

WAGMI, FRENS!!

Bumping for non-spam official GME thread

we're green again ytd baggiebros

>>50722332
you'll know it's fake n' bake if they don't sneed the hedgies

>>50722277
>digits

Nice.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50722338
i wonder if he knows he's been pepe'd

I think crypto dies tonight.

Bumpity bumparoo

So when is the HKD congressional hearing?

>>50722369
It must've been something you said

>>50722369
I'm not so sure how much the two are intertwined

>>50722270
>also that filename
Kek

the dtcc published a distribution manual 2 weeks before the GameStop stock split via stock dividend. they changed the rules to stop tracking dividend ftds. and shills still come in here and lie about how the shorts closed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wfff5l/why_the_dtcc_processed_it_as_a_stock_split_how/

>>50722392
We won’t moon until BTC is below 2K. Or they will happen at the same time

Thank you baker
Hedgies are eternally sneeding

>>50722277
Checked tripdubs of I don't know how to continue this

>>50722393
Credit where it's due:
>>50721165
>>50721679
>>50721744

>>50722426
Astonishing.

sneed hedgies they always fear those two words (inexplicable)

Sneed hedgies changing the rules to survive 2 more weeks! DTCC = DEPOSITORY THAT CLEARS COUNTERFEITS

jesus christ can you degenerate faggots stop making threads

>>50722540
Tell that to the one nigger that insists on splitting way before we hit bump limit. If you are that nigger, please refer to >>50722222

>>50722540
Stay sneething, my niggerfaggot.

HODLing

>50722540
sneed

WAGMI Frens!

>>50722540
Please ser do the needful

>>50722530
Just read that. These retards are not going to make it. We are watching the bargining phase now. Once the media starts prepping the public to see us as terroists, we will be in the sadness phase. Still some time yet it seems

Time to cut your losses, baggies.
You’ll not get a better price than that

Sell

>>50722502
I’ve been sneeded before. It sucks. I think about it daily

Time to cut your profits, bagbros.
You’ll not get a better price than that

Buy

>>50722641
FUCK, this is as good as it gets? SHIT. Selling asap tomorrow morning.

Is the MOASS coming tomorrow brothers?

>>50722684

Most of the float is registered. Everyone is working hard to get it done. Price is never going down again

>>50722641
I've decided not to sell for sentimental as I've become quite attached to my shares. I tuck them into bed every night and sometimes take them out for drives.

>50722697
no one cares about your splitter shitter threads loser, lol lmao

>>50722641
what happened I thought it was going down though? weren't you guys in here shitting up the thread when they were shorting it 3 days straight after the split?

>>50722540
we don't have to make threads. Our shills make them for us. They are already understanding the hierarchy of power

>>50722697
you are the only person to complain after over a year. sneed.

>>50722641
Already proven wrong by after hours, but I’ll be sure to post pic related again after tomorrow’s pump

>>50722451
Bros, I am fudded. Is there truth to this? If so, who is going to hold them responsible?

>>50722722
The virgin /smg/
>constantly has thread splits because they’re disorganized
>entire thing is shills but they’re too dumb to notice
>falls for every PnD scam out there
>cries over 2% SPY losses
The chad /gme/
>has threadsplits, completely disavows the people doing it
>shills are sneeded on sight
>we no longer need to bake, as their sheer assblasting does it for us
>nothing short of trading halts gets us excited anymore

>50722819
I don't think you understand they are buying time. They know they are fucked. But you wouldn't understand because you aren't a holder sanjay.

>>50722848
they'll never learn

>>50722819
The Holy Spirit

>>50722848
>based
We are genetically, mentally, and spiritually superior to them.

Disney is spending so much money on capeshit tv shows and no one is watching except women and basedboys. WB pissed away 90 million on batgirl. Clown world is ending

>50722858
Guarantee I hold more shares than you, faggot. If you don't have an answer, shut the fuck up and let the adults talk. Now Sneed it out your boipusy.

>>50722876
Well we already know that Christ will hold them accountable in the next life, but I'm speaking more about this one. I need to read more about this rule change, but it doesn't seem right that they can choose what to do with a company's split.

I think what I love most about Sneedin' hedgies and their agents is that it's suuuuch a throw away sort of dismissal.
It immediately marks the recipient as being of so low importance that they don't even merit a single real word of response.
Sneed. That's all you get. You get a casual reminder of the genius of the Simpsons writer's room of ages now long since past, throwing into sharp relief the dull and witless actions and "schemes" of these idiots in their high tower.
That's all the hedge funds will be too, soon.
Just another throw away joke, referenced when something seemingly powerful is exposed to be nothing but smoke, mirrors, and low-IQ jews.
Sneed you cucks.
Sneed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wfho9p/drs_removal_how_do_i_remove_5216_from_my_drs/

MOASS tomorrow

>>50722883
>genetically
t. 500lb porkers
>mentally
t. avatarfaggots who are closeted trannies

>>50722270
cute dog

>>50722929
If someone ever sneeds me irl. I will literally kill them

>>50722992
Sneed.

>>50722819
I think it's fucking atrocious. The DTCC keeps putting everything GME into the ground and nobody does anything. They internalized the whole splivvy by telling every broker to split rather than to distribute shares. And I want to bet they're letting all the sell pressure on the lit markets too. Well too bad I ain't selling, so if the DTCC wants to pick up the bill, I'll ram it up their fucking ass.

>>50722992
I understand your emotions. Jealousy is perfectly natural when encountering your betters.

>>50722898
You might not be a sanjay. But you're still retarded. How can you sit there and say I don't have an answer. While you sit there and fud yourself because you're too stupid to understand the implications of what this means. I'm not going to explain it to you suck my cock.

>>50723028
post body

>>50722426
I'm happy something like this happened. No fuckery and I would have gotten worried

>>50722984
what a fucking moron

Honestly the moment the shills started to brag about all of the illegal things they had to do to survive another day was the moment I knew we were close.

>>50722984
Why the fuck would he do this lmfao. I just transferred 330 shares from my traditional IRA to a brokerage acc. As soon as it appears in the other account I’m moving to CS

>>50723017
Dirty
Talmudic
Cocksucking
Cunts

>50723042
>didn't say no homo
yeah right gay boy, no freebies for you

>>50722924
Do you believe christ used the holes in his hands and feet to sexually pleasure men? I read he could take 6 men at once using his handpussies, feetpussies, mouth, and pooper. "Cum unto me" was quite the double entendre.

>>50723042
Sneed.

>>50723069
sneed

>>50723042
>why yes, I only own GME in my portfolio. How could you tell?

>>50722890
let the age of capeshit end forever please

>>50723052
He's an optionsnigger planning on selling covered calls. This means the MOASS is literally tomorrow since fate decrees he get bogged hard for doing that.

>>50722924
I think we need big money (tangible threat) on our side. I do think we have it, at least to some extent, which was whispered to me by voices in my head. I have no doubt that otherwise they'd paint the price action on MS paint if need be.

kek hedgie wedgies get the ledgie edgie

I hate to tell you guys, but we are almost to the point where us communicating only leaves access for manipulation. The most deadly thing we could do is go dark as MOASS starts. Everyone understands the game theory. No need to be nervous. Let them sweat in the vacuum that was our discussions about our favorite stock. (DRS your shares or they aren't yours)
>bravo 3, going dark

>>50722277
checked
wagwi

>>50723091
likewise, except im a /fit/ schizo not a landwhale tranny. enjoy your newfound wealth before you get coronary heart disease in less than a decade frendo

I don't feel excited about anything anymore. I'm genuinely dead inside. It's going to take a massively green day to make me feel remotely anything. I just crabbing through purgatory. I want to be able to feel again.

>>50722426
This JUST in, it's all ogre now

Gamebaggots still getting throatfucked by AMC?

ahahahahahaha

>>50723127
Chad move

>>50723127
Or we could just post frogs. Everyone loves frogs.

>>50723106
Well we have a billionaire. I just wonder who, if anyone, is going to step up and end this corruption. I'm looking through the cringemines now for that post.

>>50723154
Indeed.

t. Frogman

gme bros we are green 5 day, 1 month, 3 month, 1 year, year to date
life is good

>>50723106
We don’t need money when God is on our side. Money does help though, just saying it’s not a requirement to unfucking things

>>50723175
>never been better

>>50723127
Nigger /GME/ threads will be nothing but OOOOOOO posting for weeks, there will be a new thread every 2 minutes and if they dare sticky it the servers will crash

>>50723181
god of israel is never on your side, goyim.

>>50723130
I hold 757 shares of GME, and that’s it. Pic rel.

>>50723213
>he doesn't know

>>50723224
I'm a fat ass that doesn't do any exercise, but I'm pretty sure that's not proper form.

>>50723237
the size of those legs say form is optional

>>50723237
>proper form
Choked on my water laughing. That’s a 500lb zercher, there’s no such thing as form with Zerchers. Lift it until your eyeballs pop out of your head

>picrel
>it's /GME/ vibing through clownsworld

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

>>50723226
t. j*wish slave

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50723196
They need you to keep talking and OOOOOing so they can manufacture and AAAAAAAA "top". The whole reason to own the subs and the generals is a desperate attempt to control people when you have to start buying.

>>50723154
Poison dart frogs are cooler than ogres

>>50723277
Comfy check

>>50723277
czeched

>>50723277
checkies

>>50723257
Bro if your eyes pop out you won't be able to watch the chart with us anymore...

>>50723277
>stays comfy
>gets digits
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves

>>50723224
Nice zherk bro, max? Are you the same anon with the red led sex dungeon, 4 plate squat I spoke to like a year ago? I managed to get to 5 whilst going full bloatlordmode.

I think the final habbening will be in the next two weeks. The retardness about this saga has been somewhat covert, passing by normies and retails noses. 400 billion nyse pump and dumps doesn't scream "yeah we have this covered guys, one more day till they sell sir one more day"

>>50723281
Grungs.

>>50723257
dude if you don't deload to the bar and start 5x5 you're going to injure yourself

>>50723134
I felt THAT, at least.
This whole saga really has done it's damage, though. I have so much more patience now than I did 2 years ago, but I'm also somewhat broken. I'm no longer phased by a pretty face on the street. Boobs no longer have the magnetic pull they used to for my eyes. My coomer tendencies have faded somewhat, replaced with isometric exercise and stretching.
I know, logically, that I'm improving. Metamorphosing into a more regal, powerful form of myself. But goddammit some days I just want the squeeze and the time leading up to it to just be a fleeting memory, easily chased off by the pleasures of my harem.
Don't forget how to love, anon.
Maybe start by giving some to yourself.
Trust me, you've earned it.
>>50723143
Sneed.
>>50723213
Sneed.

>>50723301

Superior sensors than eyes can be purchased...

>>50723224
Impressive. Don't injure yourself and you are good for crushing armed skulls with bare hands. Also nice hat

>>50722848
>mfw /gme/ chad

>>50723309
Yeah that’s me lol. I workout early mornings now so I don’t really need the LEDs. Max zercher from the rack is 500lbs like you see there, max from the floor (deadlift, set on quads then squat up) is 455lbs. That pic is an accessory I like to do. Dog comes with me to lift in the mornings too pic rel. Go for ~30min walk every morning with while the suns coming up then I get my gains in

kek baggies

>>50723224
>>50723309
KEK

just a reminder that if you recieve a scam call it is your civic duty to fuck with them for as long as possible to protect the next person

>>50722641
Losses? I’m still up 50%

>>50723389
Lmfao holy shit you got ahold of that fast. That must’ve been close to a year ago

>>50722641
I haven't lost anything because I haven't sold.

I’n going to the gym soon. Thanks for motivating me to do stuff

>>50722848
>The chad /gme/
>gets jannies to clean it up
>still complains to their compliance officers

>>50723323
>Don't forget how to love, anon.
>Maybe start by giving some to yourself.
>Trust me, you've earned it.
You are very wise fren

>>50722993
average "/smg/ chad"
>just barely 5 figure folio
>down 25% all time
>down 40% on SOXL
kek lummies

>>50723502
don't forget the LUNA bros too

Baggies has getting sentimental, kek

>>50723502
Just my DRS stack is bigger than that lmao.

>>50723510
*have been

>>50723510
You need Grammarly, Todd.

>>50723516
Same, kek

>>50723277
Checked. Stay comfy.

>>50723560
My CS stack is nearly 12k, my brokers position is the same and my pension SIPP is $28k lol. These niggas are broker as fuck

Holy fuck why are the redditors STILL going at fidelity chat agents so hard
Fucking retards
I hate these stupid dickriding simpletons so bad
We all fucking know that they didnt get real shares jesus christ give it a rest

>>50722929
Plebbitors are so close to the sun they're about to get (((burned))).

>>50723606
well in their defense they have no reason to be as sure about their investments as we do. I've put almost everything I have into this. Their amounts are probably just "investment money"

Today I witnessed two of the greatest wonders of the pre christcuck era, European people ever built, older than chriscuckery.
And you’ve been told by the Jews there is no civilisation without Christcuckery.
Totally wrong.
And look at you worshiping two jews right now.
Jesus “salvation comes from the jews “ Christ and Ryan “moss’s anyday” Cohen.
Sad

>>50723610
The Predditors need to stop harassing the grunt call center wagies. Most of those workers read from a script. No wonder they end the chats, getting constantly antagonized over things completely out of their own control. The Predditors can really be such condescending and rude cunts. They're building up plenty of bad karma these days.

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

>>50723656
>fake and gay whale

>>50723616
>voting will never solve this in USA
Is fedposting back on the menu?

>>50723656
Good. Keep loading up straw on that camels back. Give him more and more to juggle until he starts dropping shit.

>>50723656

>>50723656

>>50723642
What's the white version of hotep? Viking?

>>50723665
Seethe
>>50723691

>>50723510
ESL detected.

why is kenny being dragged into the twitter shit

>>50723715
My apologies, fren. I did not mean to offend with my skepticism. Carry on and have a pleasant day.

>>50723656
>Ken Griffin's deeds will be exposed to normalfags because Elon Musk almost bought Twitter
This timeline is WILD

>>50723656
How does this pertain to GME?

>>50723691
KEK KENNIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50723746
I never saw this one coming desu

>>50723224
>>50723309
>>50723387
>>50723389
>Tfw can't lift because the wagie job I had to take because this has gone on so long has fucked up my knees and anyway I'll probably need to get on TRT to make any real gains considering my lifting history
Waitin', wa~itin', waitin' on the wo~rld to change~

>>50723656
How is Kennoid even relevant to that at all
Did he provide the bots/shills for twitter or what

>>50723694
Many of them, today I saw Pantheon and coliseum.
That’s something else, my christcuck friends

>>50723768
You should get on HRT because you sound like a faggot

How bad of an idea is it to get mutton chops? I’m going to get my head razor shaved tomorrow and I’m thinking of telling the lady to go for it

>>50723773
I have said since the very beginning to be wary of any solution to this debacle where there is only one “bad guy”. They desperately want Ken to be the fall guy for all of it. It’s nicer for them if they can wrap it all around one guy (madoff) and sail off into the sunset on their yachts

>>50723813
you sound like a redditor and would look like a faggot

>>50723768
watch kneesovertoes guy. I walk backwards pulling a sled nearly every day bc of that guy. Bulletproofed my knees

>>50723768
Why not pick up a low impact hobby that keeps you fit and strong? Like rowing? Start at home until you are good then get a boat

>>50723768
i used to work 12 hour labouring shifts and powerlift after them, 4 times a week. there are natty women who are strong as fuck. if you want to look like a sick cunt don't act like such a lazy pussy

>>50723828
Make fists with your toes. Son of a bitch was right

>>50723606
My silver stack is even bigger than all of your shares

>>50723829
rowing is extremely based, absolutely love it

>>50723815
What if Wall Street desperately wants Ken to be the fall guy, but aren't able to do anything yet because Ken has Russia on his side.

>>50722722
Nice digits.

>>50723824
You’re probably right- I don’t have good facial hair genetics but I figured if nothing else it would be funny to try and then I could just trim it all down

>>50723763
???????????

>>50723861
Nice. My silver stack is only $500 but it's more than 99% the world

>>50723877
you will never be abbiot

>>50723877
Why are you hiding your face? We've seen it already

It's happening tomorrow isn't it?

>>50723877
>>50723900

>>50723887
Based. I should’ve gone lighter on the silver and got more shares. Don’t want to sell at a loss

>>50723877
anon you know all those faggots that get wacky shit like mutton chops shaved into their face? they're doing it "to be funny" too. stop that shit it makes you look like a fag and it's not funny its sad and makes it look like you don't have a personality so you have to make up for it with wacky hair. it's like dangerhair for men.

>>50723763
Probably something to do with a citadel + tesla co-ordinating bags. Elon was in that call about the buy button, but I can't remember if Citadel was too.

>>50723912
Same as it ever was

I think it's time to join forces. /gme/ & UUSB & SS & JUNGLE.

Just take a quick look at the UUSB sub, they feel fucked by the media because of the obvious rugpull that happened today. The media is giving them the fault because retail investors "made it happen" they weren't even posting about that stock when it already pumped. I know the connection between both subs isn't great but seeing all this unravel might be a great time to join forces and fuck the system back. If we, by any chance, find a way to have 100k apes join trough UUSB, then the float will be locked faster and the hedges will fall. This might seem like a crazy thing but you know that moment in a movie everybody joins forced to fight evil? Let that moment be now.

Pantheon, chriscuckery has been trying to claim as their own for centuries that’s how great and impressive the thing is. One piece no reinforcement cast concrete that’s been around for millennias way before a dead jew on a stick ever existed.
Can you imagine that, you Jewish “turn the other cheek” slaves?

>>50723808
Yes.
>>50723828
I will, though the issue isn't my lifting form (I have had that down forever due to having to rehab an older knee issue). Job has me on my feet and squatting and shit well into the night. My quads and hammies got joocy the first two weeks and then I woke up last Tuesday and couldn't put weight on my leg. Lig strain probs.
>>50723829
Because I'm fucking exhausted. I do something low impact every day, but I miss liftan. Again I also suspect hormonal issues (somewhere between getting old and undiagnosed chronic issues) but I need Good Doctor Money before I can fix that.

>>50723913
>>50723900
Lmfao you think that fat sack is me? Refer to my other posts. I like how after his Twitter got doxxed he absolutely disappeared. There was a good week where he acted like a superhero and showed up every thread for yous

>>50723913
Hey faggot don’t you ever slander my name for someone he is not.

>>50723877
Probably have some Slavic DNA. I can’t grow a proper beard either

>>50723934
nigger what the fuck are you talking about

>>50723934
kek naw, look at how butthurt these motherfuckers are lmao

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wfhics/cult_conspiracy_theories_fall_flat_again_fidelity/

I just wish that we didn’t dilute the stock. Over 200million more shares ugh! Drs is also retarded. Why Lawd!!!!!???? Hodling on!!! India signing out!

>>50723834
That sounds raw I wish I could do that without Zyzz rising from the dead to shove Snap City Express tickets in my face.

>>50723949
I take it back
>>50723954
You have an even worse beard hahahaha

Ryan, we could really use another tweet. Will ya' bud?

>No poop emoji, Ice cream this time plz

>>50723877
Kinda cute. Don't get muttonchops they'll make you look weird. You need money and a very particular dress style and attitude for that and you're wearing a t-shirt; it won't work out.

>>50723954
Did you bang those twitch thots? They were into you

>>50723934
wow its just like in world war two when the allies and the commies fought the kekking nazis!!!

I think I just broke my funny bone

>>50724003
No they were gone by the time I came around back to halcyon after the show I saw at Stubbs

>>50723965
hahahah the mods are such fags on wsb
funny to see the comments disagreeing with how the mods are handling this

>>50724027
Probably for the best. They don’t look like wife material

>>50724025
kek

>>50724046
yeah they're getting BTFO in another one of their pinned slander threads kek. Meltdownies seething so hard lately it's insane

>>50724046
>funny to see the comments disagreeing with how the mods are handling this
yep. the best one is
>OP's stats:
>TOP SUBREDDITS BY NUMBER OF SUBMISSIONS:
>1 - meltdown sub = 854 posts
>5 - WSB = 2 posts

>>50723877
Check'd and I'm sorry big man but from what I can see, the more beard hiding your face, the better. You are not pulling anyone with your looks, so just smell and dress as good as possible. You can pick people up and throw them in the trash can anyway, so who cares.

>>50724046
wsb has been the new/zombie mods doing whack-a-mole with any sort of positive sentiment for over a year and a half. At some point you have to ask why they absolutely need to hold that narrative up

>>50724025
Hahaha the fucking dog from the background. Why does it match his face so well

Closed today above pre split price equivalent. Comfy comfy frens.

>>50724099
it's sad to see, I used to enjoy it when it was under 500k subs

>>50724118
Haha I have no idea but it was the quickest shoop I've done in ages and it took no work lol

I know Kennoid gets a lot of flak for being such a colossal unlikable piece of shit, but guys, let’s all take a second to recognize that without him and his retarded hedge fund we wouldn’t be where we are today, on the precipice of unfathomable wealth.
Thanks Ken!

>>50724086
Lmfao. You’re absolutely correct. It would probably make me look like I have a crazy puffy face and receding chin. I got all no’s from everyone who replied so I’m just going to do some normal shit make it not so wild looking. I like westerns, that’s where the mutton chops idea came from. Been playing TONS of red dead redemption. Post MOASS I want a ranch, cowboy attire, bunch of animals and 5-9 kids to milk the cows and feed the chickens. Roleplay for the rest of my life except I’ll have 700 million dollars

>>50724190
He gets nothing from me. Just because you failed to jank me in the throat several times while trying to rob me doesn't mean you get good boy points.

>>50724152
I never got involved, but as a nooticer, it's stupid how they thought they could wash the changes under the radar.

>>50723954
>Your average gme holder
Ngmi is in your DNA

>>50724190
>without him and his retarded hedge fund we wouldn’t be where we are today
Bag holding for a year and a half?

What I want mutton chops to look like on me, vs probably how it would end up

>>50724225
He’s probably one of the better looking ones

>50724225
>50724243
>projecting this hard
KEK SMGNIGGERS

>>50723954
Based

>>50724284
>Projecting
What is there to project? He posted a picture of himself and you guys are still in the red

>>50724311
Checked and nice work.

>>50724243
kek

>>50724311
Shockingly accurate.

>50724316
haven't seen your time stamped picture yet, but by all means seethe and try to judge a chad who actually posted a picture of his face

>>50723934
What is uusb?

GERN bros it wasn't a meme. I am at +43%. GERN will squaquozzle with GME (AGAIN)

>>50723954
Try doing The Expression. You know the one.

>>50724339
protip: nearly any of the 1700+ shorts are an excellent interim play (if you have xxxx gme shares already). GME is the main eruption though.

>>50724194
>>50724194
>>50724194
Threaded.

>>50724375
Incredibly fake.

>>50724364
You got a point I suppose

>>50722010
>>50722010
>>50722010
Threaded

>>50723277
And the same to you comfy dubs securer and lucky sevens pekora in blanket poster

>50724316
>in the red
It amazes me how none of SMG understand dollar cost averaging. It's truly outstanding their level of ability to know every account of gme holders. By that wild assumption then all SMGtards are deeper in the red because they bought BTC at 65k lol

>50724435
no, just stop faggot, no one cares about your meltdownie bakes

>50724435
Sneee

>>50724454
the meltdownies care. A LOT.

>

>>50724462
ah yeh shit, you right

>>50724435
its no where near the end of the thread you childish threadsplitting moron

>>50724462
So, so much. It's sad.

>>50722606
i was getting hyped a year ago when they were calling us russian disruptors, once we get called domestic terrorists it's gg
the only thing they can do after they lose is to discourage others from picking a fight with them

>>50722590
daily reminder that gme chart since inception is literally the biggest bullflag the stock market has ever seen

Hold on! All These Purple Circles...
...remind me of THE fight against Thanos.

A shareholder is powerful and can't be threatened nor worn down to sell. But, it is f****** refreshing to see some long lost like-minded sum'bitch's ready to havoc! :monkey::orangutan::ape::whale::cat:

Glad you all found your way home from FOMO-dimension! This company- and retail system is ready for reboot!

>>50724501
it's....it's beautiful.

Cohen sold

>>50723863
recommended reading for based rowers, really great book

I AM THE STORM THAT IS
APPROOOOOOOAAAAAACHING

>>50724533
He got tired of his antics?

>>50724501
based

>>50724524
The only thing possibly more antisemitic is if hitler reincarnated and rode a golden chariot into a synagogue, tied a rope around all their noses and dragged them to a foreskin attachment surgery clinic then cunt them off again to make his new hugo boss wallet for his GME debit card

>>50724564
>buy 200 GME shares
>short GME x 100 shares
>make money from hedgefund tomfoolery while still making it in case of MOASS

>>50724501
i was just doing some chart drooling and found my first glitch. What the fuck is this trading view?

>>50724570
I don't think you understand a word you just said

>>50724546
he was supposed to be running a tight ship

>>50724591
at worst case they call margin and I only have to fork over half my shares dumbo

>tfw hit LMAO6PLAET on high bar back squats today so I bought six more shares to celebrate
>tfw still not at 2x bodyweight and need to keep grinding for LMAO7PLAET
Captcha: J0J0D because I look like a character from the anime

>>50724533
his bbby to buy more GME

>>50724582
Better get D. Lauer on this!

>>50724545
Goddamn checked

>50724606
>he doesnt understand contract prices to short or cost to borrow
Kek retard

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

DRS

>>50724643
The history books are once again going to say that the good guys won.

>>50722010
>>50722010
>>50722010
Breddited!

Now that I didn't know but if true is hilarious

>>50724685

>>50724672
This whole saga reminds me of the exciting twists and underdog story of the 2016 election. Which I thought at the time there will be nothing as entertaining as that was. But this time it's even better and I get rich as fuck from it.

>>50724627
desu it looks like a lost packet

>>50724582
Stray tachyon hit the servers and caused packet loss

>>50724685

>>50724685

>>50724714
I made so much money betting on Trump becoming president before he got the nomination it is hilarious. Sank a large part into DRSing.

>>50724714
That moment where the harsh reality of the situation dawns on them. Where the fashionable lies that keep normies in their docile state begin to unravel. Its beautiful, absolutely fucking beautiful.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wfksu1/cnbc_on_instagram_pushing_this_story_then_we_got/
kek this faggot screenshotted his own reply and pretended it was someone else
he missed the pfp

>>50724840
They just keep resetting the 24 hour timer. See, there was always a hidden condition to the timer - not only does it reset every time someone comes in these threads and tells me to sell, but every day it gets reset is another share I purchase. It's been reset every single day for more than a year at this point. I now have thousands of shares. I'm going to buy yet another one today, in addition to the six I purchased to celebrate hitting a new squat PR. And then I'm gonna keep laughing at the sheer level of fucked that every party involved in this is besides the longs.

>>50724849
these kinds of posts are so cringe, they jerk themselves off so hard i'm surprised they haven't ripped their dicks off yet

>>50724922
believe it or not, the penis as actually very muscular. It’s kind of hard to rip off

Anyone have any ideas why it shoots up im the mornings then crabs? Been doing this for like over a week now. It could just be cs buys in the morning than algo in the afternoons. Maybe it’s a slow covering or something though

>>50724947
do you have a source to back up that claim?

>>50724968
experience

>>50724206
Sounds like a plan friend I'm rooting for you. Love your children and they'll make lots of babies of their own. May your name live on 500 yrs from now.

>>50724947
My buddy Eric did it once

>>50724962
If it went up in these increments daily, how long would it take for us to moass?

>>50724962
90% of all market volatility on every ticker happens in the first hour. Its the same on down days the move happens early on and then tends to crab. This happens for a variety of human factors

>>50724840
Right?
The most beautiful part is the fact that all of their manipulation, control of law enforcement and regulation, collusion with banks and other hedge funds.... they are still somewhat forced to operate within the bounds of the law. The legal framework to protect retail still exists, and we blew wide open their plot to extract ungodly amounts of money through counterfeit. And particularly with short selling, this is a strategy where you can LOSE more than 100% of the original investment. We own the other side.
And ONTOP of that. This is not some debt that they can simply repay with cash. They literally counterfeit another companies shares to such an embarrasingly large amount that it might not even be able to be unwound. And the government, the banks, the regulators can't just walk away from it. They can't just say "fuck it, we're going home" and leave this mess.
Their hubris just exposed this blight on humanity, and they are in big fucking trouble because of it.
I've said this before, but this feels like downright divine intervention at this point.
Also, one more speculation. I believe that the Fed is being denied a tool to counteract inflation aside from interest rates, which is crashing the stock market.
Most stocks are HIGHLY leveraged assets, often trading 15x+ times the actual assets on the balance sheet. There is literally no way to get the capital required to close the GME shorts because there is no one left who actually buy these stocks at these valuations. Shit is going to CRATER 80% across the board, and GME holders will be well poised with cash to potentially buy back the world from these financiers.

>>50722010
>>50722010
>>50722010
Threaded faggots!

>>50725005
>Right?
>The most beautiful part is the fact that all of their manipulation, control of law enforcement and regulation, collusion with banks and other hedge funds.... they are still somewhat forced to operate within the bounds of the law. The legal framework to protect retail still exists, and we blew wide open their plot to extract ungodly amounts of money through counterfeit. And particularly with short selling, this is a strategy where you can LOSE more than 100% of the original investment. We own the other side.
>And ONTOP of that. This is not some debt that they can simply repay with cash. They literally counterfeit another companies shares to such an embarrasingly large amount that it might not even be able to be unwound. And the government, the banks, the regulators can't just walk away from it. They can't just say "fuck it, we're going home" and leave this mess.
>Their hubris just exposed this blight on humanity, and they are in big fucking trouble because of it.
>I've said this before, but this feels like downright divine intervention at this point.
>Also, one more speculation. I believe that the Fed is being denied a tool to counteract inflation aside from interest rates, which is crashing the stock market.
>Most stocks are HIGHLY leveraged assets, often trading 15x+ times the actual assets on the balance sheet. There is literally no way to get the capital required to close the GME shorts because there is no one left who actually buy these stocks at these valuations. Shit is going to CRATER 80% across the board, and GME holders will be well poised with cash to potentially buy back the world from these financiers.
You have to go back

>>50725012

>>50725012
obsessed

>50722540
>jesus christ can you degenerate faggots stop making threads
>50722697
>50724435
>50725012
>but he keeps spamming threads
comfy sneed and kek

>>50725046
its like a baby. hes just having a tantrum over it

>>50725012
You are a figment of my imagination. You exist to entertain me.

>>50724962
Buy orders from the previous 17 hours getting filled, then the mid day buy pressure is low enough for hedgefags to control

>>50725077
checked
based solipsist

Kek desperate faggies.

>>50725012
Didn’t you get owned enough last time?

>>50724611
>nigga weighs 300+ lbs
When's enough gonna be enough, anon?

>>50722010
>>50722010
>>50722010
migrate

>>50725178
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Are you trying to be helpful and are legit a retard or do you think this is going to get us to sell somehow?

>>50725212
>What the fuck is wrong with you?
brain damage
>Are you trying to be helpful
no
>legit a retard
yes
>this is going to get us to sell somehow?
don't care

>>50725212
im very concerned about him... hes been trying for hours should we just go there out of pity?

>>50725012
All you need to do is add "as always sneed hedgies" to the bottom of the op and you'd finally have all the popularity that you never had in high school. Instead you insist on being a faggot.

>>50725231
Oh ok my apologies

Does he do it for free?

>>50725248
>All you need to do is add "as always sneed hedgies"
no
>Instead you insist on being a faggot
yes

>>50725246
>im very concerned about him...
Definitely a special little fella that one

>>50725269
>>50725269
>>50725269
Threaded.

>>50722306
>>50722309
>>50722311 Checked
>>50722315
>>50722344 Checked
>>50722359
>>50722448
>>50723126
WGAMI.

>>50723746
Didn't elon also tweet a link to a reddit thread about gme before the squeeze maybe it s just part of the plan