/biz/ - Business & Finance

FAKE BREAD NO COMFY WOMFY!!!

Still comfy comfy waitin' comfy and comfy holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,161.885B, 103P = 20.989B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,156.013B, 105P = 20.533B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Fuck jannies

>>50715307
COMFY WOMFY BRAPPY WAPPY

IT DOESNT MATTER. I SUMMON THE TUMMIES EVERYWHERE FOR THIS GLORIOUS GREEN CANDLE DAY.

We like AMC to 20.

>>50715485
wow how bold

ooooooooooooo

Ummmmm frens we're going upwards

>>50715497
WAGMI today

hedgies so desprate they splittin threads

kys aile, avatar fag. Sneed

>>50715605
Not alie but thanks faggot

>>50715307
>>50715336
I appreciate the attempt.

daily reminder that this is no such thing as 60T indurance.

OP needs to fix the sticky but never will because he's a faggot, as per the norm.

This thread looks fake.

>>50716005
Rushed not fake

>>50716005
it's low quality but op is significantly less of a faggot compared to the one who has been splitting the last week

ooooooooo?

Is this the real thread or not

>>50716144
Yes. The other is a troll thread

>>50716192
Do you want to link this thread when that one ends or just see what happens?

>>50716249
I just rushed this one, but I guarantee that fag makes another one. Link if but they will just shit all in it

I'm expecting a boggening in about 20 minutes

>>50716316
Alright.
>they will just shit all in it
The life of a containment thread huh?

>>50716455
More like the life of a jeet. Shit everywhere but the toilet

>>50716403
I think it'll bog down to 36, but probably not much lower than that.

>>50716192
But this thread has no posts and no activity? Basically it's getting Fucking DUNKED DOWN hard!

If you can't even hold down the proper threads, how are you Retail Lite MotherFuckers going to hold the actual stock?

>>50716581
d-dunkie sama >///<

>>50716581
Cringe

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50715307
Bookkeeping:

Last time on /GME/: >>50715226

As always
>sneed hedgies

same threadsplit shit as yesterday?

>>50716979
Can you seriously not see the other thread is a deranged schizo troll?

>>50716979
shills are trying to slide the threads with threadsplit arguments so that it hides the rothschild pump and dump discussion

>>50716991
many people are retards

>>50716991
>>50716997
>NOOOOOOO THE LAST THREAD WAS MADE BY A TRANNY THAT IS NOT PART OF *OUR* TRANNY GROUP NOOOOOOOO

>>50716991
obviously, im just asking if its the same shit as yesterday with the constant trolling bc if so im just gonna fuck off
>>50717009
nigger

>>50717009
ok that's fine but what is your opinion on the rothschild pump and dump?

^

Like I said a deranged schizo retard who wants to troll and control

>3.76$ in bank account
If MOASS could happen today that would be awesome

>>50717022
no YOU'RE the nigger
The NIGGEST even
>>50717033
It's blatant and screams desperation. That it is rugging *NOW* makes my pp=PP

BUY AMTD GOYIM DON'T LOOK AT GME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50717031
I am honestly more looking forward to the AMC rug than I am to the actual MOASS at this point. I will never stop laughing at these retards.

>>50716997
Interestingly, if the Rothschilds are helping Kenny, that means their whole empire is net short GME... and their net worth is less than a trillion.

>>50717031

>>50717094
once they start pumping AMC we will know that the MOASS is days away

>>50717111
they're not helping kenny
they OWN him
he does their bidding

sneed hedgies (they fear this phrase)

>>50717111
Moth net worth cannot be reasonably quantified in terms of currency that they own the printers for. If they’re actually short GME, oh lawdy we’re in for some fun times

WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wf7wxx/canadian_derivatives_clearing_corporation_will/

>sneed hedgies
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I just like the GME stock, ok?

>>50717157
Uh oh stinky.

do not speak of the moth's chi-

Post YFW you realize (((they))) didnt even bother to change the initials, just the last word and suddenly everyone just believed it would start working to protect instead of enabling stealing from and lying to the people.

>>50717184
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S A MOTHSADULT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AAAAAAAAA

>>50717153
The moths are probably short and long everything. It only becomes an issue when they use Talmudic accounting to create a situation that allows for literal infinite loss.

>>50717157
Wonder what that means

>>50717158
sneed hedgies

>>50717157
does this mean canadabros are fucked? what does this mean?

>>50717191
goddammit

>>50717157
>where is Market Expert and Market Reform Champion David "Big Dick" Lauer to explain this to us WE NEED A WRINKLE BRAIN HEA

i think WS IS RUGPULLING

>>50717225
I think it means that they know that the contagion Ken seeped into the system is already at the head and they're preparing to cut their limbs of to try and survive. This won't be the first country to do this.

>>50717158
>>50717216
sneed hedgies
>sneed hedgies
sneed hedgies
>sneed hedgies
sneed hedgies

>>50717225
not really, it might mean canadians won't be able to trade us options but I'm unsure
I wonder why they're doing this
Do DTCC pledgees have some sort of insurance liability with the dtcc?
If so, they could be trying to save their own ass

>>50717265
>ken "turtlehead" griffin

>>50717206
God has a really good sense of humor. To think, the gods of this earth are undone because of their own convoluted rules, a dying rigor mortis store, and a legion of retards who refused to sell when they were supposed to

>>50717265
Dogfucking leafs pulled a fast one on us, ameribros

>>50717279
Is it only options? Doesn't derivatives cover stock holdings as well?

Why am I not a millionaire yet, what’s taking so long

Just DRS'd 15 shares. I guess they fixed whatever the issue was yesterday.

>>50717331
you're fighting a bloodline that has been in control of the world for around 6000 years

>>50717356
The Moth Children are definitely inbred demons

>>50717378
yes they are definitely not human
I don't know how they got to earth or where they are from or what dimension they are from

This looks like a fake thread. Why couldn't we get a real bake? The Baker obviously doesn't run a very tight ship.

OMG SURELY BROS THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT WILL SAVE US

holy fuck cope cucks. marketplace dead on arrival. split dead on arrival. zero volume. nobody is buying

>>50717434
I for one am tired of his antics.

>>50717246
Why

>>50717438
b-b-bbbbrraapp brrp braaaaaaaappp

>>50717157
>Dicey diceyyyyyyyy

>>50717031

>>50717438
sneed hedgies et al

>>50717378
>The Moth Children are definitely inbred demons
Demon expert here, this is false.
>>50717465
based

>>50717447
I just tried to DRS some GME shares and they debited my personal account 900 dollars and added 700 to my TFSA. Trying to ask wtf is going on and if that 700 is going to eat into my contribution limit and they keep passing me off to other agents and disconnecting me

>>50717494
source or that is just solar flare-induced packet loss

I am debunking half_brain

>>50717503
the source is literally me. i'm on a chat now with my 3rd transfer to "someone who is better suited to answer these questions"

So this chart was off a few months because it would appear that now we're in the final exit pump. "They" really have a hardon for crashing the market in the autumn, don't they?

>>50717513
>the source is literally me.
I believe you. Record your conversation in accordance with privacy laws within your jurisdiction

basically we're gonna hit $100 today

SHILLS SEETHING NONSTOP = BULLISH.

>>50717540
I promise you that if this happens I will voluntarily shit my pants.

>>50717512
Yikes. I want to speak to your janitor.

does anyone actually know what that canada stuff was about on reddit? is it only for shorting and options? will i still be able to sell my GME after today through the broker or do i need to dump what I own and buy through CS

>>50717555
checked for pants shitting

>>50717531
Yom Kippur, the Jewish holiday of atonement and forgiveness, is in the fall. They want to get it done before then to clear their balances upstairs quickly, so to speak.

>>50717512
Delete this or prepare to be rebunked

>>50717568
basically trudau cucked you out of all gains forever, you can only buy on the canadian stock market

Just break 40 you piece of shit

You folks don't have anything to worry about, eh? We're gonna take a look into these moth-fellows and take 'em in if need be. Rest assured, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will make sure you get your tendies and grade A maple syrup

>>50717603
Please be nice to the stock. Being mean to it will scare it.

im gonna kill myself if my country rugpulls me

>>50717613
If the rcmp was in control all the holders would get shot. Is this the plan?

>>50717585

>>50717641
drs before suicide, that's the rule

>>50717544
There was some DD that showed that NordNet cannot have 1.8m, and that it more realistically was just 2.6mil both together plus the bloomberg thing is rounded up. But they still came out at 10 times out minus restricted which is still Pluto territory

>>50717641
DRS then make sure to try out hardcore Diablo IV before you go.

>>50717692

>>50717641
see >>50717695
drs and give them away in your will

>>50717568
It's only derivatives. Shares are fine. If Canada was restricting purchase or sale of American stock you would have heard about it somewhere other than reddit or 4chan.

>>50717700
I believe the Bloomberg data is just institutions at this time. From digging into it a lot it seems it is based on the UK figure and the hedge funds who held the figure married up.

Using the vote data which is trimmed and the youtube polling we get some interesting figures.

>>50717644
bet

WS chat agent transfer #4. she just asked me if it was ok to terminate the chat and get back to me later by email. i told her no i do not want to leave a 900 dollar debt in my name if it's not going to correct itself.

>>50717769
shambles

>>50717009

>>50717740
Why are the remaining positions all negative? That would mean that there are more shares circulating than are issued. But this is impossible. Our fair and regulated market wouldn't allow this to happen. This data must be wrong.

>>50717876
Because data doesn't lie only interpreted data (stats) lie

>>50717876

HKD BROS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>50717958
le r / lostrebbidor

>>50717958

I think the goal of splitting the thread is to gain control of the header which explains DRS.

Kek what the fuck is bbby doing?

https://countingdownto.com/countdown-pages/5Vii2mMb

>>50717908
The data could never lie, it’s objective! Now let me look at it and tell you what’s going on

What a wonderful green day

WS update: she said she was transferring me to someone else who was more suited to deal with my situation, then she disconnected. i waited 20 minutes, no new agent. trying again now with a new chat but there's 3 people ahead of me so it could just be a million people all clogging up the WS chat all at once. The 20 shares I wanted to DRS are gone from my WS account now but it doesn't explain why the money in my personal account is gone and why they added money to my TFSA potentially fucking up my contribution limit.

>>50718064
concerning

Damn they're about to rug the whole world starting the ze Germans and then the leafs.

>>50718033
It went up 10% then down to -1% yesterday lol. Someone is pumping it for collateral. I think cohen bought his calls as a trap, if they pump it too much he can cash in and fuck them

flatline chads...

wait if 'no one is buying' then why is the stock green. Im confused.

>>50718092
BBBY swing chads just can't stop winning

>>50718094
we're flatlining, bros.. inc PUMP

BBBYros?

>>50718092
Yeah this, he dead ended them on that front and then they had to switch it up, which is why it's trading lower than his buy in.

>>50718083
I'm a bit less concerned now that the shares are actually gone from my account, that means at least the DRS is going through. I'm guessing this was probably just a temporary thing that's showing incorrect balances while they sort through everything. But if it's real and they put $700 into my TFSA without my knowledge I'm going to be pissed. It's almost like they just sold the shares I was going to to DRS but there's no transaction showing any sales.

Where are the shills. These threads were blazing for days and now they're grinding to a halt.

>>50718172
they shill according to momentum
they would be wasting their time right now

>>50718092
>>50718121
I still don't know if bbby is in swaps against gme or for it

>>50718172
they gave up

>>50718172
>when you realize that most of the posts were from the discord tranny group with their inane and repetitive garbage posting
And that's a good thing, here's why:

>>50718172
>Where are the shills.
>GME non troll thread
Men of honour, apprently. Or the constant thread splitting has bamboozled them.

>>50718178
Hkd is being rugged so they have been sent to shill that probably

>>50718172
Either there's another missle attack on Israel or they're having a meeting to discuss new FUD ahead of crazy news

>>50718186
RC has so many options at 80$. Its going to affect gme in a positive way if BBBY goes to 80.

>>50718089
feels like the opposite, the germans and the leafs are they only ones doing anything about it
the SEC has been silent

>>50718186
This is the greatest mystery. We know for a fact it's possibly shorted over 100% because of the robinhood lawsuit but I still don't know what that even means.

>>50718186
At this point it's probably both, kek.

>>50718051
I’ll hold as long as it takes. Have a good day ser.

am I based?

>>50718199
the thought of them having fucked off to some other thread yelling at each other does please me

At this point I fully believe that if the price hits $39.69 hedgies will be raining from ledgies.

>>50718264
I hope not I haven't finished transferring my ISA shares yet have mercy on the bongs

The gaps are starting on the 1m chart

Holy fuck WTFWT green volume

>>50718264
god i hope they livestream it

Just realized my 3 shares is now 12! What is the reason and implication behind the split? Is it finally close?

>>50718249
Depends. Based on what?

You are all going to love the post market close RC tweet today.
We took most of last night to write it and it is fucking gold.

Get ready for MOASS Tomorrow.

>>50718355
I don't believe you

>>50718355
my fellow Gmericans...

Uhh, bathchads?

>>50718355
stop

>>50718376
Trust me bro, it's time to leave the correct stock market.

Reminder that if your post doesn't contain the following:
>Anime
>Sneed hedgies
>Nigger
>Comfy Womfy Holdy Woldy
>Not DRS'd, not your shares
>Didn't read, buying more GME
You are a tranny indian nigger hedge fund plant and I will not read or reply to your posts

>>Only up 15 percent on the 5 day chart

kek, baggies.

>>50718406
> this is the best method they could come up with to try and lower thread participation

kek 1pbtidies

These people have controlled NYSE for at least 100 years. That pigly wiggly shit was fucked up… considering this, are they now more or less within their ability to fuck retail sideways, given it’s been 100 years of abra karabra. GG is clearly in their Xbox live lobby so it’s a grim scene. The pajeetsirs don’t bother me but thinking you can win in a rigged game is wearing thin

WS update: finally got through to the right team and he's telling me that the DRS went through and the negative balance is temporarily showing because of the transfer out and should be fixed by Friday if not sooner

That is the most schzio chart I have seen since march 2021

>>50718458
glad you got it sorted

>>50718458
>the negative balance is temporarily showing because of the transfer
but why?

What the fuck is happening?

>>50718499
It

>>50718499
The boarding

>>50718499
we choppin

Imagine larping still after all your catalysts failed. Baggies kek

>>50718499
>>50718511
Checked

I might buy a few shares though kek

Losing to AMC every day this week baggies?

GME : +7.25 (24.12%)past month
AMC : +4.95 (38.73%)past month

GME : +3.92 (11.74%)past 5 days
AMC : +3.08 (21.02%)past 5 days

KEK BAGGOTS

>>50718486
in canada we have tax free savings accounts that obviously don't get taxed on gains, and personal accounts that do. can't DRS out of a TFSA so they have to transfer it to a personal account. so basically on paper they transferred the shares into my Personal then removed them to DRS them

kek crypto baggies

it's truly over for them

Jannies compromised!? Hedge fund influence has no power limit. UNFORTUNATELY for them, it does have a TIME LIMIT.

kek kennies what are you gonna do? it’s not looking good kenniebros…

>>50718406
Didn't read, buying more GME. By the way, has anyone seen the new Nigger Anime last night? Just watching Kunta Kinte (voiced by Donald Glover, of course) defeat the evil white man and rape all of his white women made me think of how we're doing the same thing to the hedgies! (Well, not so much the raping his women part... the realism hit almost a little too close to home!) Hahaha, sneed hedgies!

Thanks again for the bake, baker! This truly is a Comfy Womfy Holdy Woldy thread. Don't forget to DRS your shares! Remember, not DRS'd, not your shares!

God I feel so based today. Might tell my wife (when she's done with her massage session with Tyrone) that I bought even more shares today. She won't be mad, because 95% of my paycheck goes to our joint account. But that 5% doe? That's going STRAIGHT into GME. She's going to be SO happy when we're FINALLY rich! She LOVES it when I talk about GME. I've explained to her all of the crooked hedge fund fuckery over the past year, and ever since she started going to Tyrone for massages, she's been totally okay when every catalyst and hype date turns out to be a nothing burger.

Absolutely based day, today bros! MOASS in AH! God bless Papa Cohen (I call him Papa Cohen because Ryan Cohen is my Dad! (You wouldn't get this meme if you're not on our epic subreddit, it's kind of a long story, haha! (Uh oh, not the triple parenthesis! LOL)))

TL;DR it's literally today!

>>50718397
sauce nao

>>50718454
OK bye.

uuuuhhh are we flatlining? im not ready for it

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50718557
I PREFER BEETHOVEN

It does the same shit everyday wtf

>>50718458
Nice.

>>50718624
GET SHIT ON BY AMC?

KEK. Yeah it does

>>50718586
I don't think evelyn is too happy with kennies rn

Soon you will be able to buy a perfect woman like this using all your GME money

>>50718657
The mere thought is causing me to tear up.

>>50718355
>inb4 its something like
haha my poopus woopus :)

>>50718624
Yeah after hours it does this very often.

MOASS will not happen until every GME holder has a mustache. I hate to be the bearer of bad news

GME is done. Whatever yid magic they have behind the scenes was fully implemented with the split. The USD could be rendered Venezuela-tier tomorrow and this shit would still crab at $35 because that is what the yarmulke-wearing programmers set it to do.

>50718587
Nice strawman

>>50718686
I just shaved this morning… bros im sorry

>>50718499
This is called the "Dunk Down" MotherFucker. Basically we are taking your stock way from you, and we are selling the absolute everloving SHIT out of it! Then we are going to "Buy it back" at a much lower price and give it back to you.

MotherFucker we copping your equity from this Fucking stock

>>50718587
Mocks reddit for being cucks but is into 3d weird ass anime creatures.
You will never touch a woman

>>50718730
>we are taking your stock way from you
I see all of mine are right where they are meant to be, with my name on each of them. You aren’t taking these ones fucker

>>50718570
What if I told you we really were in AMC and the AMC cringe and GME general was just a smokescreen?

>>50718587
Based post, I look like this and sound like this too

>>50718780
hahahahaha
amc niggers are in shambles

>>50718570
How about 3 months?

Making it with Madoka.

>>50718801
>how about one arbitrary data point that looks good for gamestop baggies

lmao @ the pathetic elon bot scam sliding ss/new

i sure am getting sleepy. dont we all want to take a nice nap?

can you fuck off with this crabbing for once? it was above 160 not long ago, and got close to 200 in march, we shouldn't be ok with 37.50 or the equivalent of 150 pre split.

Just loaded up on COIN puts. That will buy me 100 more shares of GME by Friday.

>>50718895
I'm not ok til I'm a Multi millionaire

>>50718913
As a multi millionaire, if you are not ok now, the money will only make your problems worse. Figure your shit out before the money comes

>>50718598

>>50718927
What if my problem is that I don't have enough money?

>>50718862
>arbitrary data point
exactly you stupid faggot

RRP 2,182.238

PARTICIPANTS 105

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>50718959
meh

>>50718899
Loading up on HOOD puts
kek plungies

>>50718895
at least we're crabbing upward. it's not like we're staying at 150, we started the week at 132

>>50718982
Cue the rediculous SPY melt up and we both get burned lol

>>50718949
I suffer from a chronic lack of sex.

>>50718955
Kek. Ty. Checked

Ngl I alternate between pro and anti GME in these threads. You’ve probably agreed with me and called me a shill.

I'm not going to lie - before the splivvy was announced I was getting ready to sell. It didn't appear that RC was doing anything, the stock was crabbing downwards, and shills were out in force. Now however - it would take a blind and deaf retard not to see that hedgies are fuk. The splividend shenanigans have exposed the dtcc with their pants down, and everyone knows it. I'm hodling stronger than ever boys. Ignore the FUD, ignore the haters, ignore the AMC baggies - the ignition sequence has begun, and launch is very, very, very close.

>>50718927
Anon, all my problems are money related. I got a happy wife, happy kid, happy life, well happy life except for the fact that it is becoming increasingly hard to buy food that isnt goyslop, increasingly hard to buy items that arent plastic trash, increasingly hard to maintain my car, etc.

The only thing that will fix that is if I get money.

All Im going to do with MOASS money is buy some land in the countryside, eat the healthiest food I can get, and try to develop my surrounding community against globohomo.

today?

>>50719006
Money helps with that, but women are diseased low integrity train wrecks these days. I find myself more and more attracted to my wife for just being normal and not some crazy feminist slut

if we close above 38 I will suck every dick in this thread

>>50719003
A risk I'm more than willing to take
Gonna profit off this chicanery one way or another

>>50719046
Oh yeah?

>>50718672
kek

why no mun

>>50718355
stop playing with my heart

>>50718927
i don't really give a shit at this point, i no longer have child-like aspirations, at worst i'll just live the rest of my days as a comfy NEET, seeing anons claiming to be millionaires and still being upset about being unattractive to women or whatever is so weird

>>50718780
Imagine being paid to write this article, then taking yourself seriously.

>>50718355
just end me now

>>50718355
Im fucking over the LARPS, if they kept it to one every 2-3 weeks it would be so much fun for both us (the build up) and the tricksters (watching the let down) but noooooooo....everything has to be fucking saturated in 2022

>>50719214
>I-im tired of the larps
meanwhile
>E predicted this
Verification not required

>>50718927
>the money will only make your problems worse
this is jooish trickery

>>50719224
I was a huge E fan, and 2:30 anon fan, and the 50 others......Then yesterday was AH announcement and today AH tweet.

Like i said i enjoyed playing along for the keks, today mustve been my final straw and now im bored with them........Still holding

>>50718596
And the same comfiness be instilled unto you too, comfy demonspawn australian chaoslord poster

>>50718927
define ok

>>50718734
I don't know what you're talking about, anon! I'm just another BASED GME HODLer! [Laughs in Splividend] Don't you know that you shill hedge fucks are absolutely going to get fucked? J-just because you were able to stall another day with HKD just means we only have to wait one day longer for MOASS! We can stay retarded longer than YOU can stay solvent! SO WHAT if I occasionally like anime girls!? My wife doesn't care at all! As long as she gets her 3x a week massage, she's good to go.

Must be hard being a shilly shill. What country in India were you hired from? How's that curry for lunch? Mixed in with Kenny Griffy's shitties? Must be yummy wummy in your tum-tum tummy! That's English for get fucked, hedgie! Sneed!

>>50718783
Absolutely based, fellow 4channer! God, what are we going to do about all these shilly willy nillies?

>>50719252
the constant happenings of 2020 and the follow nothingburgers since have desensitized you to actual happenings
we’re in one

>>50719029
It's like what Mark Cuban said - if you believe in the company, why sell? It's very clearly obviously they bought themselves a full year with those Brazilian puts now they are doing swaps which is the last line of defense. The markets are already crashing you just gotta be patient a little while longer.

>>50719291
Spot on anon kek...wise words

>>50719263
not chasing endless serotonin dumps, choosing not to be black pilled and fully participate everday, being honest, not being narcissistic, learning that without others you will always be lonely, so protect and care for the ones you love. That kind of stuff. If you are a lost soul, and get 10 million bucks, you are going to hurt yourself deeper.

>>50719182
Well these people don't think. They just do as their told. The scary thing is the real cult exists in media and politics. Were just retards that are hoping for a one in a generation win.

>>50719329
guess i'm ready to be hurt

>>50719296
>swaps are the last line of defense
They've already moved on to pump and dumps. After that it will be whatever other kikery they can come up with.

Kek crypto baggies

>>50719291
You're right anon! This is a HUGE happening! I can't believe those crooked Hedge FUCKS would ever steal our shares and turn the splividend around on us! Good thing that's just FUD, you're right - this is the biggest happening of our lifetimes. You're so fucking based, man. I'd suck your cock if I was gay (I'm not gay (I did have an experience with second-hand semen once with my wife (uh-oh, here come those triple parenthesis again! LOLOLOL))))

>>50719296
Unbelieveably based Mark Cuban poster, god I wish I was him - what a pure textbook definition of CHAD. I follow his financial advice all the time and despite the market crashing, I'm only -15% down this year!!! BASED

>>50719332
Based and we are not a cult pilled! Say it with me! Sneed Hedgies! Sneed! DRS or you're NGMI! Never selling! Diamond Hands! Apes no fight Ape! Ryan Cohen is my GOD

>50719353

>>50719353
But what are your thoughts on no cell, no sell?

>>50719353
this guy is losing money everyday due to a GME position and it could not be more obvious

>>50719329
>>50719342
if anything, this entire saga blackpilled the hell out of me, I'll take care of those who cared for me, society can go fuck itself though

>>50719353
Hard to be considered a cult when there is no unified opinions other than fuck you pay me. Dont reply to me unless you WORK for a living.

>>50719391
Completely and utterly mindbroken. Sad to see.

>>50719394
same

>>50719029
It's in a few days now

>>50719394
this

I for one look forward to owning pleasure slaves as part of the NWO.

Baggies why is your price going down? Why is AMC up over 2x you today? KEK baggies

>>50719387
Absolutely fucking based and diamond handed, anon. No selly selly until Kenny Griffy is in his celly celly and being jelly jelly of my belly belly. The floor is $420,000,000 per share, and that's AFTER the splividend [Laughs in Splividend]

>>50719391
Anon, the stock will go to infinity. I may be down on my initial cost basis now, but the MOASS will soon be here, so I don't have to worry. In fact, I'm gonna go buy more! AND I'm gonna DRS it!! Fucking BASED! Take that, shill!

>>50719408
You're right, and based by the way. This is not a cult at all. The HEDGIES are the real cult here. They must obsess over this day and night. I bet they even have their own image board where they've been discussing this for a year and a half. God those fucking losers. Must be bad to be them! They aren't based like us.

Pic related. Literally my king.

>>50719437
if you have 5 million in an index fund, you'd already make more money off being an indirect slave owner than you would be making by enslaving yourself

>>50715307
Thank you for your service baker for being a loser with with no life that has the time to keep up with making threads. Appreciate you!

>>50719460
Maybe, but it's not half as fun without an excuse to wear a white suit and do my Foghorn Leghorn impression on a day to day basis.

>50719471
kek, cope seethe and dilate

>>50719456
Fuck I wanna suck that cut cock!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though we've had our most hyped announcements ever and zero price reflection......... it doesn't matter. Even though AMC is absolutely throat fucking us on most charts....... it doesn't matter. King Cohen will save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50719471
>he thinks I'm the usual baker
Kek

peepoop

>>50719394
they want you blackpilled. Blackpilled people are the kind of people willing to naked short 400 percent of a companies float. You have to realize they want you dejected and miserable in their terrible system, so that you can be happy just to spite them. Nothing makes them seethe more than strong families choosing to focus on the good, even when surrounded by their shit

>50719484
jesus, just how high is your amc average, kek

>>50715307
GME threads are all beta testing of chat bots.

>>50719471
>>50715307

Agreed OP... it's like I said... I'm not gay... But let me see whatcha got and I'll see what I can do with it <3 (no homo though)
buy hold drs

>>50719484
We don't talk about the popcorn stock here. There's a reason we call it the sticky floor stock. Adam Aron can go fuck himself. He doesn't tweet out EPIC poop tweet and cryptic no context phrases like OUR god. All he does is grift a large amount of retail into buying his overpriced stock for an overinflated price and promise them the moon. They're NOTHING like us. This is IDIOSYNCRATIC.

>>50719512
GME : +7.10 (23.62%)past month
AMC : +5.30 (41.47%)past month

stay mad fuccboi

Baggie bros why is AMC beating us? What's the newest copium?

RC JUST TWEETED

>50719531
if we're being choosy for dates to fit narratives, make sure you don't look at the max between the two, you might implode from the seethe

Are we going to win soon?

>>50719527
Is this some kind of code? What does this mean?

I absolutely hated that movie Don't look up, but fuck if it doesn't explain perfectly the ostriches from /smg/ and the likes who simply cannot see the giant asteroid that is Gamestop.

After hours pomp today. Source: these digimons
>sneed landwhale baker
sneed landwhale baker

>>50719456
>Pic related. Literally my king.
You can try and force a narrative all you want but no one here is buying it. There has been plenty of criticism here towards Ryan Cohen and many other aspects of the company. You want to see a real cult, start trash talking Elon Musk in a random thread or leddit post and watch the roaches fly out of the woodwork.

>>50719558
filter the shills, don't bother responding

>>50719566

I see the HkD shilling in comments section is over and now they are back here.

It would be funny if it wasn't obvious

Pump levels?

>>50719495
Nah, I know you aren't. The real bake always has sneed hedgies at the end.

>>50719566
Czeched

The second spy hits 420 im selling my 12 Trading212 shares and rebuying on my main broker, I expect turbulence.

source: my visions

>>50719577
Very nice, GME lady

>>50719353
sneed hedgies & kekkies & dunkies because you know you can't stop it

>>50719585
How did these figures get worked out?

>>50719600
very nice, Mr Frog
>picrel tranny baker

>>50719602
i but the top every time

>>50719602
>always exact numbers ending in 0.00
why aren't they even bothering to try this time?

>>50719602
have the dead and the wounded been tallied up?

>>50719642
>>50719642
>>50719642
Threaded, frens!

>>50719566
>>50719577
>>50719600

>>50719649
No one is using your gay thread faggot

>>50719642
>>50719642
>>50719642
Breaded. Stay comfy, comfy /gme/.

>>50719674
>>50719674
>>50719674
Threaded.

>>50719570
I'm talking about that tweet. I checked his twitter and I don't see it though, so I'm assuming I've been feeded.

>>50719269
>>50719353
>>50719456
Urethra papercut

>>50719754
Nah it's not real. The fake screencap is kind of old now too.

>>50719707
>>50719707
>>50719707
Go here
Thanks for the bread.

>>50719705
>>50719649
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Loner