/biz/ - Business & Finance

The only Great Depression is in the accounts of bears

>mumu's think this isn't the fed pivot rally being priced in

>DC cancelled a batgirl movie after already absorbing 70 million dollars in expenses
>blizzard just cancelled a game that had been in dev for 3+ years with a team of 100+ people working on it
whys everyone loss harvesting?

despite pumping 10% already
I am considering fomoing inti SDC

There can't be a fed pivot or more QE if the market is already up.

>>50718050
mumus are we getting too cocky? im a former bear so this doesnt feel right, but ive seen bull runs happen when you least expect them too.

>>50718060
Fed isn't going to pivot.

Did I fuck up averaging up on DVN?

OILBROS WE CANNOT STOP WIN-

>higher low on the VIX
>bearish divergence on the hourly RSI
yeah im thinking were gonna be okay bo bros

WHEN DO I OPEN A SHORT?!??!?! TODAY, TOMORROW, FRIDAY?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminder this is Biden's recovery!

Another Biden win!

>yikes
The absolute state of journalism....

>>50718070
Did you see the costume for that batgirl movie? It's practically a puffy ski suit. No shape whatsoever. Doomed to fail. If you've got batgirl running around in an outfit less form fitting that batman's you have fucked up.

>>50718070
I'm waiting for gta 6 to call the end of the bear market. they are not going to release that into a declining economy

I love sluts so much, bros.

>>50718114
I'm voting for Joe!

Sold my sqqq at 40 going to buy back in when it hits 32

>>50718070
>Blizzard wanted to make a WoW-mobile MMO
The character designs have turned to shit and China would probably laugh at them. There's a reason why they enjoyed playing as Blood Elves and not Pandarens.

SOFI has proven that they don't need student loans.

>>50718124
Based!
Can't wait until Joe Cool's Dems sweep the midterms, we truly are making America great again :)

>>50718115
Have these people read a book written more than 20 years ago? Their syntax is fucking awful.

>(yikes)

I hope that yikes means they, too, don’t have enough money saved.

>>50718113
Why is there a stream of liquid coming out the back of her pantsu?

>>50718127
bullish for SQQQ

>blasted clean past the February lows
Still not fucking buying.
If I miss the rally well so be it.
I just need to hear it straight from Powell's lips first that QEinfinity is here before buying again.
I don't want to repeat buying the top of the rally again like in March.

>>50718113
Dec 2023 maybe.

>>50718038
Bearish sentiment is funded by the ultra wealthy to concern troll poorer people away from investing.

Every time a bear posts, some guy on his yacht laughs that his plan to pull up the rope ladder is working.

"Better not invest, goy! It's all gonna crash any minute now, you'd be a FOOL to buy in! Two more weeks, goy!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Ivandjiiski#Zero_Hedge

>>50718103
VIXchads HOLD THE LINE. We shall inherit this poopy scorched earth. RAHHHHH!

>>50718060
priced in only works against bearish stuff

>>50718077
kek /smg/ posters dont even know how puts work

>>50718145
It's a reverse bidet?

>>50718143
If the Republicans don't btfo if Dems in the midterms I'll 100% know the game is rigged. I've never in my life seen a Dem collection this terrible.

SIGA is finished bros

I should have bought GME instead of worthless fucking oil

>>50718070
Entertainment companies have seen some huge financial losses and highly public embarrassments over increasingly "woke" releases over the last few years and they're tired of losing money and face.
I think it's a good sign that many of them may be reevaluating how to please their shareholders.

>>50718145
Don't question it. Just embrace it.

>>50718115

Journalism doesn't pay anymore
They have to hire people who would just about do it for free

>>50718160
I think it's going down further, fren.

the market wants higher

SOUR HOUR INCOMING

>>50718167
The IQ of this general drops a little more each day. It's astonishing to see how different this place is compared to 4 years ago. I still love it though.
>>50718184
Yeah being woke is fine when things are going well, but once your companies existence gets threatened it's time to throw it in the garbage where it belongs. See Netflix for example.

>>50718208
I guess that means my long bags are safe then. for now anyway.

>>50718151
they aren't gonna make it that easy again

Tsla is over $900 per share and no one seems to go huh

>>50718168
Nope, Snopes debunked this a while ago. Studies have shown that the overturning of Roe v. Wade is polling negatively with registered Republicans. Couple that with the Republican blocking of the PACT act and the refusal to vote on a right to contraception bill and...it's not looking too good for the red wave!

Do you want to know what happens when the hidden tigers and the farty ponies meet Mumu? Well, you will find out. It's only a matter of time.

>>50718100
>>50718180
Can't believe the Saudis made that surprise announcement of Oil 2.

>>50718127
Thank you for your sacrifice we going to collapse now.

Ford's sales increased 37% YoY.
This is extremely bullish for steel.

>>50718220
On what volume?

>>50718113
Never , dumbass. There is no recession. If half the doomer shit bears have been saying since 2008 was true we'd be in a nuclear hellfire right now. Muh leverage, muh systemic risk (easy way to avoid specifics so you arent outed as a retard.) All they do is go on and on and on about it and nothing happens because it aint true. We're not headed for a depression or even recession. Bobos are retarded midwits that greedily swallow the propaganda (basically information goyslop) by internet and news media, but bulls understand how to look past the common narrative and see it for the sham it is.

>>50718151
not happening for a few years

>>50718251
Foot posters will be banned in Biden's second term.

I want to buy a new watch with some of my gains. Nothing too expensive. What does /smg/ think of pic related?

>>50718235
Thank goodness for that one Jewish woman and her 10 cats fact checking the internet for us.

>>50718134
Too late to hop in? Kicking myself for not having jumped on the boat. Saw it shilled yesterday and the day before

What’s a piece of news that would actually cause a -3% day on the indices?

>>50718253
Low volume consolidation and a low volume climb.
Bullish AF.
If the volume kicks in and we pump SPY will break 420 and force purchases to cover shorts.

>>50718261
Looks like shit. Rolex Explorer is the best.

>ZVO
More like ZV-OHSHITTTT

>>50718261
You already have a watch, it's called your phone. Don't buy worthless shit you don't need.

>>50718261
What kind of faggot wears a watch

>>50718167
Hey, you asked for advice. If you don’t like it then don’t ask.

offblast

>>50718270
news? those are priced in

>>50718251
yeah but automobile industry blows ass that got saved by even more shit EV bubble

wow. nasdaq was sitting at 2.13% for like half an hour and instantly, when i sold to capture some profit it jumped up to 2.30%. FUCK YOU BOGDANOFF.

>>50718270
Literally not possible for the mkt to go down

>>50718261
Little too busy for me. I like a simpler aesthetic.

>>50718266
I have a buy order at 6.65 in case that lower gap gets filled.
I also have a sell at 9.
Unless it crabs forever I will see action.

>>50718255
lamo stupid fucking nigger faggot kike the market always does pull backs/retests during trend reversals before it goes higher

>>50718235
>Snopes debunked this
get the fuck out

>>50718270
Another pandemic
Another threat of nuclear war
China invading Taiwan
4chan shutting down forever

>>50718270
JPOW personally coming out and saying he will Volcker the market.

oh well, whenever i buy i cant focus on anything but the market. at least i can go do other things now. see you in a couple days when my funds settle.

>>50718313
Um actually, Snopes debunked your post as well.

>>50718266
>up 30%
>is it le too le late
no anon, surely it will go up 30% tomorrow and the next day and the next day, forever!

Whatever happened to that clf guy?

>>50718261
Someone post the approved watch list with the Pepes at the bottom

Really, though what the fuck was that.

>>50718270
Russia invades Moldova

>>50718327
Snopes debunked your mom

>>50718270
jpow changing rhetoric that would indicate a fed pivot

>>50718333
He jumped off a Cleveland cliff.

>$21
>$21
>$21

>>50718343
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>50718270
Nothing short of a full scale hot war between muttland and China could do it at this rate.

>>50718261
much better watch that doesnt make you look like a tryhard.

Just sold my SOXL, shorted TSLA, and bought SQQQ

Catch you tomorrow dudes

THIS ECONOMY IS UNSUSTAINABLE WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND THE FAT CATS ARE GONNA BE LAUGHING FROM THEIR NUCLEAR BUNKERS WHILE THE RIFF RAFF DUKE IT OUT FOR A CUNT HAIR OF SUSTENANCE

>>50718270
Comintern vs NATO

>>50718261
Gaudy as all get out. Casio f91w and don't look back. This is financial advice

~in the arms of the angel~

> up over 4%, or $11k from doing absolutely nothing
feels good brahs

GUSH is looking mighty slurpable. Oil bros what's your cope right now?

hyperinflate THIS!
*spreads buttcheeks*

>>50718363
> shorting on a violent upswing after a capitulation and a fed pivot
kek

only thing keeping me bearish was google's stock split right before this pump

>>50718364
I'm up already up 81% on my Roblox
should have bought the dip lmfao
recession is cancelled, haven't you heard the news?

>>50718395
Where did the fed say they will pivot

>>50718404
Hooooly shit I need 300lb Eyelash.

>>50718395
I WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS DURING THE HUNGER GAMES YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>50718363
TSLA will go over 1000. please anon, dont be stupid and look at a 2 years chart of that meme company

this is not sustainable

>>50718363
Bobo... too early.

Is it time to load up on SQQQ? How high can this retard rally really go?

>>50718414
yeah Jerome actually said that balance sheet unloading would "begin to pick up steam" either hes straight up lying or the markets will feel the rug soon

>>50718430
you know what else is not sustainable? how sexy you are my little submissive bobo *smooches you wetly with my big bull lips*

>>50718425
can you translate these moonrunes for us
HERR PRODUKT COMARADE

>>50718414
Jpow implied he will pivot in the near future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrH3m2ePg-Q

>>50718385
Nothing. They're being completely liquidated on the way down to $80.

>>50718404
I sold at 27 with an average of 23

>>50718450
lol that dude has a head like the Mii I made.

>>50718444
HE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LAST 6 FUCKING MEETINGS THEY AREN'T UNLOADING SHIT THEY'RE JUST PRINTING MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50718235
No one who has a shred of dignity mentions Snopes, you stupid fag.

Crude is in the 90's now

OIL just went under 91. going under 90 next

>>50718444
>>50718464
Citation needed lol

>>50718466
Actually Snopes debunked this too

>>50718385
David Hunter has me scared of oil.
Check out his take on it.

>>50718444
priced in
>>50718434
i'm thinking another 700% from there before we get a little pullback again
>>50718452
bullish for stocks
>>50718469
ultra bullish for stocks
>>50718473
nothingburger

>>50718473
disingenuous nigger i will wear your face

>>50718414
They said they would be data driven. Consumer prices started skyrocketing last year in the summer. Meaning the YoY inflation rate will start going down (but consumer prices will remain elevated and there is still inflation, but the talking heads will spin it as "deflation"). This will mean we will get at most a 50bps hike in September, and 25bps hikes from there on out until the big pivot. That's all equities need for a melt up.

AAPL has reached a new ATH
what does this mean?

>>50718466
I like to think he was joking but the hordes of reddit refugees finding their way here after being banned from wsb is astounding. He could unironically trust snopes as a source.

>>50718444
Look at the Fed balance sheet. No unloading has actually been done.

Is COIN getting squoozled??

Han anyone ITT invested in that GIMI startup?

>>50718469
>>50718472
>buying crude after the 4th of july
ishygddt

>>50718464
well i only started paying attention like a month ago, I dont actually know anything... but USUALLY after line goes up for a while, it goes back down for a while, even if it doesnt go all the way back down

>>50718472
David Hunter said it was going to the 30s.

Can SOXL dump for one fucking day so I can get in
I'm still in cash like the faggot I am

THEY KEEP REDEEMING THE OIL SIRS

>>50718103
How are you investing in the vix? With an index fund? If it falls below 20, I would pick up some shares, because it will definitely spike up to 30 at some point in the next 12 months. Seems like pretty easy money, especially on a leveraged index fund

>>50718123
One does not love a slut, one enjoys a slut

EDBL
EDBL
EDBL
EDBL

>>50718501
Well with Celsius shitting the bed, crypto babies are desperate for someone else to scam them out of their money.

>>50718494

>>50718485
sell signal

>>50718360
>just buy a rolex, bro. Make sure it has an animal-skin band.

That band is gonna look like shit in no-time unless you never wear it or if you’re some kind of dainty, feminine man with pale skin and thin wrists.

>>50718512
Top signal.

The stock market is going higher today lads. A lot higher. I love it.

>>50718518
No, no, the concept of a slut as a whole. We don't love these hoes.

>>50718449
just look at the numbers lol

bought 2000 tesla calls at the price of 0.08 euros and 750 calls at a price of 0.58. now the 2000 are worth 0,30 each and the 750 are 1,83 each. this results in a plus of 266% or 208% respectively.
when TSLA hit 1100 I will sell and buy short options cheers

>>50718512
You didn't buy when it dipped from $70 down to $10? You deserve to keep sitting on the sidelines

>>50718512
The current price is good. Jump in.
AMAT reports on the 18th and will likely smash earnings.
They had supply chain issues last quarter that meant they couldn't count partially delivered machines on earnings, and much of the CHIPS act money will eventually end up in their pockets.

>>50718509
Can you spoonfeed me as to why, I'm not signing up for a ponzi scheme youtube channel or whatever

>>50718354
>top signal

I guess I made this webm at the right time...

imagine being a bobo trying to fight the fed LOL

Well Bobo... looks like you are fucking retarded.

>Blackgirl
No wonder it got scrapped. It looks fucking retarded.

>>50718512
bro your $10 SOXL... it was just a month ago...

>>50718270
Literally nothing lol, it could just do it

>>50718491
I'm sorry you got btfo, but such is the autism balance to schizo hype.

>>50718500
Like, look at this guy. He repeats a fun and exciting lie just because it's fun and exciting. Checking facts is boring and gay.

>>50718545
Oh haha, "arigato" as they say in germany

>>50718261
just get a rolex

>>50718184
>Entertainment companies have seen some huge financial losses and highly public embarrassments over increasingly "woke" releases over the last few years and they're tired of losing money and face.
This is the reason why Youtube removed public dislikes. So that they can hide the public opinion regarding their terrible entertainment products.

>>50718515
0dte calls on UVXY every thursday

>>50718553
I just saw it on his twitter feed. He called the top of oil a few days before it peaked.
I tried to warn everyone.

>>50718572
ur welcome, mein neger

markets be RIPPIN but why

its the pelosi pump, buy NVDA

>>50718562
>YES GOING UP 100% IN A MONTH IS SUSTAINABLE YOU SHOULD BUY THE FLOOR NOW :^)

>MSFT up almost 3% on half the volume of yesterday

>>50718594

>>50718552
>buying after 5 successive green weekly candles have been printed

>>50718360
Why spend thousands on a Rolex when you can have a genuine Tevise Fauxlex for $40 :))
>PERLATIVE CERONOMETER
:)))

>>50718216
>Just sold my SOXL, shorted TSLA, and bought SQQQ
>Catch you tomorrow dudes

You are missing out. we are going to 22 eod

>>50718594
Pelosi showed China who the boss is.

>>50718576

They didn't remove public dislikes, they removed the dislike counter :^)

>>50718594
fed pivot being priced in

>>50718594
oil dumping

>>50718594
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>>50718500
>BUT MUH MBS'S HAVE LAG TIME! REEEEEEEE!

>>50718607
>waiting to buy after ten weekly green candles

>>50718607
When there are positive catalysts ahead, yes.

>all this bullish sentiment
I'm not even a bear but I got a bad feeling about this. I already closed all my positions earlier in the week

>>50718561
Super flat

>>50718640
I'm worried about a Shemitah rug.

>>50718640
You must not have known why you owned what you owned.

>>50718561
Let's be honest with ourselves, who the hell even wants to see a Batgirl movie? Nigress aside, it's got to be the least exciting character to make a movie about.

>>50718640
I actually closed mine today lol. I just like shitposting because I'm bored if I don't have positions.

>>50718665
Isn't everyone sick of comic book movies at this point anyway?

>>50718671
>I'm bored if I don't have positions.
I miss that feel

>facemelting green
>down .27%
I'm not very good at this.

It's quite simple really my dear Bobo.
1. Stocks go up.
2. People don't need to go out and be productive, consuming energy (oil) to make money. They just buy stocks (which go up).
3. Oil goes down due to lack of demand, bringing stocks more up.
Repeat.

There is no reason to expect a big dump when China puts out FUD, they never do anything. But when they don't do anything, it's still a nice surprise, so stocks do have to catch up a bit. 3% a day is about reasonable in this inflationary environment, and SPX needs to be around $5000 by now to be fairly valued.

>>50718671
Cash is a position

>>50718602
Zoom out.

>mfw sold the top of OIL to buy AAPL bottom and apparently I was the retard

>>50718561
Why don’t they just make her sexy? Just get a white red head a la the comics and cartoons, put her in skin tight pleather and make her jump around and do the splits. How fucking hard is that? These studio execs act like they’re god damn aliens from outer space.

>>50718679
give me a fat pepe with ninkasi lager

>>50718687
Oh fuggg :DDDDD

Speaking of positions, why is the stock market so gay-friendly? Tops? Bottoms? Come on now.

>>50718640
Volume is extremely thin. On spy 15 min the volume has been hovering around half of 23 period average all day.

>>50718674
You're overestimating the attention spans of autistic spazzes who can't think of anything better to do

>>50718640
Wow, someone with more then an ounce of brain cells ITT, so rare

>>50718674
Yes and no. I've haven't watched any of them in over a decade because if you've seen one you've seen them all.
>good guy super hero defeats bad guy villain
But the soi's unconsciously have to go see any cape shit that's released involuntarily, they don't have free will due to conditioning.

>>50718611
This but unironically
Buy any diver and people will think it's a Rolex. My girlfriend told me her extended family was gossiping about me because I wore a <$100 watch to a family function that they thought was a roly

>>50718450
Nigger did you listen JPOW's speech or just watch jewtube niggers shilling their bags
From jpow
>we think its necessary to have growth slowdown
>we are coming from a very high growth from 2021 and we must slow it
>we'll see softwning in labor market conditions
>we aexpect it and think its necessary to get inflation back down to 2%
We'll get bigger unemployement as result from fed's actions. At end of 2021 it was used as indicatior for when the tapering. They were holding back tapering as niggers weren't working. The wanted full employement but it wasn't doable as some groups(niggers) unemployemnt figures were higher than they wanted. Thats why unemployment numbers in late 2021 were important, especially niggers numbers. They didn't work so market go up

>>50718691
>Just get a sexy white red head
Illegal in nu-Hollywood

>>50718579
No way is that profitable

I'm down like 15% on my TSLA put options. I don't know if I should rethink this or just swim.

>>50718696
Here you go

>>50718729
imagine watching hollywitz ever
I quit watching hollywitz or television way back in the fucking 90s before my balls even dropped

>>50718701
No one wants to sell

/smg/, are YOU being scammed? Courtesy of the latest Schwab email.

Is soxl hitting 45 again this year?
Remember we went down to 30 and then 46 at some point.

>>50718038
Lmao what's the story behind the op image

>>50718554
That's not the real l*mposter.

>>50718749
Yes, Thomas Sqqq lied to me...

Show your SIGA hold face.

>>50718749
When the FUCK is Schwab merging with TD.

>>50718748
Yet

>>50718762
>>50718749
There can only be one.

>>50718717
no one cares that your hick girlfriend's family is incapable of distinguishing real and fake watches

>>50718729
Jews really love the smelly dumb ginger apes don't they.

>>50718070
because if you do shit, your company will die out. DC and Blizzard are on the verge of being eliminated, especially Blizzard that has produced nothing worthwhile for the past 5 years. I wonder if they'll wake up fast enough to save themselves, WoW 2 or Diablo 4 can't be that hard to conceive unless their programmers are useless

>>50718725
All that plus rallies like the one we are in now are very typical of bear markets. Most anons only started investing in the last year or so, they look at 2020 and think that is the typical recession. They can't comprehend a multi year recession. They definitely can't comprehend a decade.

>>50718710
Guardians of the Galaxy and Joker were both preddy gud, but that's because they were different.

>>50718750
bought some at 10 wish I didn't sell at 13...

It's over

>>50718743
its craft brew made in oregon

THIS UNCONTROLLED PUMP

>>50718766
Once selling starts again, it's going to take alot to get it to stop

I have a lot of dia and vtv that i held during the downturn, is it time yet to move to more risky positions, e.g., tech?

>>50718750
I think it has a chance of hitting 75.

>>50718761
SIGA and GOVX have done a lot of good for me in terms of building a callous to volatility. Absolutely nothing bothers me anymore market wise but thankfully I sold GOVX at $3.78

loading up on more credit spreads
you're time will come, mumu
the kansas city shuffle will not be kind to you

Ok SOXL you can stop reminding me I sold too early.

>>50718790
Yes. PREPARE TO GET HEEMED

WTFWT?!

>>50718729
Obviously they’re starting to crack if they’re going to trash a $90 million movie to save money on taxes. They’ll learn. The numbers are coming back from ESG and they aren’t profitable. The Jews and self-hating wasps love one thing above all others and that is money.

GIB SEXY RED HEADS WITH BIG TITS AND ROUND ASS BEAUTIFUL FACE AND THIN WAIST

>>50718811
GOD FUCKIN DAMN

>>50718782
All I remember is as soon as the joker dropped the media turned on it for being an incel movie
>please watch and love our movie
>REEEEEEEE NO NOT YOU PEOPLE

>>50718735
someday it will work

>>50718761
LOOK AT THE VOLUME ON THAT CANDLE

>>50718811
Too much ass

>>50718811

>avg yearly return 8%
>qqq pumps 16% in a month on no good news, increasing debt, increasing interest rates, bad earnings, global instability, technical recession and 9% inflation

Honk honk honk honk

This is brutal

>>50718811
What a disgusting pig

>30s red candle
bearbros... we did it!

>>50718729
The second on from top right looks like a walled second hand hooker you'd find in nigger neighborhood's strip club. She also looks sick from AIDs monkpoxx gonorrhea chlamydia hrpatitis herpes and all unknown STDs, she also has lice. Een GTAV's street skanks look better

>>50718811
Damn, she’s like twice the size of her dad now. She looks good with some extra weight but this is just fat.

>>50718811
I have a mighty need.

>>50718811
I want her to sit my face until I get a skull fracture.

>>50718808
I sold some at 20. I sell again at 25, 30, 35, etc up to 75.
My buy price is currently 12.25.

>>50718844
August CPI is going to absolutely crush this fake market, reality is going be quite the bitchslap

>>50718844
It went -30% in a few months, still a long way to new ATHs

>>50718843
It's brutal and a literal scam. Please don't leave out the most important part which is the part where our market is just openly fake now.

you guys are so fucking dumb

>>50718843
For you.

bobo's sure are asshurt today

>>50718878
still would. Many times

Just $1.25 more and I sell more MDB.

Considering getting some puts on SPY for this Friday

>>50718864
They're all going to look at gas prices going down thinking that it will lower inflation, ignoring King Diesel, the lifeblood of transport.

>>50718864
Hey, guess what, the Fed isnt reducing their balance sheet and the market knows it. Stop listening to what JPow says and start watching what he does. These little piddly-ass rate hikes aren’t doing shit and are unironically PRICED IN. The BoLS is gonna cook the CPI and make it look like inflation is coming down and then the Fed will pivot.

>>50718878
Do you honestly think that -- which would imply that you know literally nothing about economics, uncertainty, risk management, probability, cycles, or anything -- or are you just here to be a fucking faggot?
Either way, please leave a name so I'll know what to call you when the shoe is on the other foot and it's time to laugh at you in all caps.

>>50718860
I don't think it'll ever be that cheap again but I do hope I'm wrong. I started swinging it late (17s) and sold at 20.40 today. Waiting for a healthy pullback before jumping in again but who the fuck knows anymore with this market. Might just buy in again next week.

>>50718878
Clearly shopped

I bought Aug 12 SQQQ calls @ 40

>>50718878
Mmm, much better

>>50718878
Cute boy

>>50718811
perfecto and digits, based

>>50718878

Feeling fomo for SQQQ right now

>>50718898
Does anyone actually believe it is going to come in at 8.9 I mean come on. Best case scenario is it's around 10-10.5. 75bps for September is guaranteed, 100bps more likely.

>>50718864
I think we get a rug pull on next cpi for sure when the numbers are still obviously hot and the entire market shits its pants 10% in a week over a vague tweet from the fed

>>50718870
Why would debt laden companies with reduced forward guidance, reduced current earnings and increasing interest payments on their debt hit new all time highs? I mean they probably will because the fed can't stop printing but we are going to be right back in an even worse bubble than before with tesla trading at $2000/share because musk tweeted something about robots (that never come to fruition) or whatever

>>50718931
That is a disconcerting gif

>>50718905
The Fed will pivot into an emergency 20% rate hike, with JPOW or not

>COIN
Oh my

>>50718450
This seems like a strategy to keep markets propped up rather than a genuine shift in perspective.

Dont get me wrong I don't doubt the idea that the fed might be pushed into pivot mode but this doesn't convince me.

>Department Of Defense Is Buying More Doses Of TPOXX From Siga Technologies To Maintain The Stockpile For Treatment Against Small Pox

Disney up over 4.5%. For a $200B company, seems euphoric.

>>50718933
Last month the nowcast was only a few bp off, if I remember correctly: https://www.clevelandfed.org/en/our%20research/indicators%20and%20data/inflation%20nowcasting.aspx

>>50718956
stop
just stop

>>50718938
Yup, the Fed has to pump the market before they rug, so the rug is less severe and so their friends can make money.

>>50718931
just buy calls on it, holders have already gotten heemed. if youre gonna do it, dont be scared. if youre scared, dont do it.

>>50718908
If it goes up then I up my buy price. Considering what we've been through I'm being cautious.

>>50718100
hmmm, yeah; this is clearly a suicide. Wrap it up Boys! Nothing to see here.

>>50718956

STOP THE MARKETS

why is govx pumping now?

>>50718965

y is there 3 /smg/ threads and no siga dedicated smg?

anyway, u have guesstimate for earnings today?
desu with current market cap id like to find out they have done say 125 million for the quarter. that would mean we are basicaly a well priced value stock with the current valuation.. ?

>>50718969
>forecast 8.8
>actual 9.1
That is significant, especially since it is trending up

>>50718938
Like it or not, but the markets are generally pretty efficient, although steep downtrends tend to have violent swings upwards too. 16% in a month after a -30% over a few months isn’t really that shocking.

>>50718950
>”I AM THE FEDERAL RESERVE”

Teenage Dirtbag just played on my Spotify station. Nothing like the classics.

SQQQ is starting to wake up, last time to buy in

>>50719021
>AND THEN I TOLD EM RATES WERE NEUTRAL AHAHAHAHA

>>50718762
Probably never. I've been lazily waiting 2 years now to get merged over so I can get the schwab plat card.

>>50719004
Earnings for SIGA are tomorrow, GOVX is today. I really don't know though. I took profits yesterday but I'm probably jumping back in. Waiting til after ER though.

>>50718897
Yes, goy...er, friend. You should buy puts, this is clearly a bull trap. You're going to make so much money buying puts. You're so smart.

>>50718628
weird how this became a pasta.

Just aped into SQQQ

>>50719058
historically they are quite low
markets are dumb sometimes

I just checked my portfolio for the first time today, why are we neon green?

What should I buy with my EUCAR earnings?

>>50719061
GOVX earnings are probably going to be a nightmare, but SIGA earnings should be bullish.

>>50719093
It's literally just a critical mass of communist faggots who can behave in a consolidated manner to prop the markets up in order to scam us so that more communist faggots can gain more power.

>>50719109
>GOVX earnings are probably going to be a nightmar


i hope so coz my broker doesnt have it. also that name.

>>50718255
>Number go up... Foreva! :D
>Number going down is.... LE BAD
Jesus shut the fuck up you retarded faggot and stop looking at the market through cartoon animals. /biz/ has completely rotted your brain.

Get off of /smg/, I think the generic shitcoin shill threads are probably more your speed where you can flex on le evil cartoon bobos

>>50719109
I think you're probably right on both. I've swung SIGA a couple of times, might regret selling yesterday. Gains are gains on the other hand.

alright, settle down guys

>>50719134
co-signed
At what point are you shill actually just trolling for the sole purpose of shitting up our planet and being fucking assholes [hint: it was a while back]?

>Got raped by my position in FTSE mid-cap yesterday
>Got raped by my Japan small-cap today

I'm not having a very bullish time lads.

>>50719060
And I joined Schwab because of their bank options and I saw I could get ToS one day. Reeeing pretty hard. At least I can into computer and use this fucking Windows 98 tier SSE.

What do you bobos think about Chord Energy (NASDAQ: CHRD)?
Is it going to explode tomorrow?

boop

>>50719158
SSE is fine fag, just because it doesn't have the bing boo wahoo of a robinhood ui doesn't make it "bad"

>>50718725
Yeah I listened to most of his speech actually. This is the first time he has made any indication of "slowing" his rate hikes. If you were watching the market that day this was the precise point in the speech when the market rallied. Jpow buckled the last time he tried QT, he will do it again.

>Buy SQQQ and SOXL
>lean heavier into SQQQ
>SOXL pumps today despite bad earnings
>SQQQ dumps today despite bad earnings
okay

>>50719158
i met one of the SSE devs once during an internship
super duper boomer
probably loves the UI of SSE

>>50719195
we're close if not already at local top

Bitch Ass Faggot ass Bears

this is it, the last /smg/

>>50719228
It's time to let it go.

>>50718151
It has happened. There has been some discussion going around on Twitter about net liquidity and how it's been increasing since July. The pivot was in before FOMC, they just confirmed what was already happening. Data dependent and no forward guidance = pivot.

SOXL...please...stop

>>50719157
>also got embarrassed by an old hag on the world stage dont forget

>>50718255
Bears are right about the economic fundamentals being a disaster, but that doesn't matter, all that matters is the money printer which is going brrrr again.

baking

Bump

>didnt snag any sub 12 soxl

NEW

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>>50719293

>>50719293

>>50719195
>>Buy SQQQ and SOXL
dont do that

>>50718844
Earnings of Apple Amazon and Tesla were fine, Google and Microsoft only missed by a bit and Netflix wasn't as bad as expected.

>>50719157
What's the Jap small cap ticker bruh fill me in

>>50718515
I have a few UVXY Dec 16 10.0 calls and one Oct 15 15.0 call. Also some TQQQ puts for December and January, but they're not VIX. Sometimes I sell current week UVXY puts slightly below the current price, and I covered the last of those this morning.

>>50719158
That's part of why I haven't bothered to shift any assets manually.
Crazy how long it's taking though.

>>50718878
I still have a mighty need.

>>50718611
officially cerified. bruh.

>>50718992

>>50719244
Not with AMAT reporting on the 18th.
We are going to 30 at least.