/biz/ - Business & Finance

GME baggies are seething at AMTD lmao

recession is over, congratulations to all bottom buyers

>>50715311
Why the fuck is oil selling off? It pumped on the opec news then has dumped since 9am

!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HKD rugpull today is confirmed, AMTD bro sell NOW

THANK ME LATER

!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck this clown market and fuck you I'm out forever.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

First for the coming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>tfw bought at the peak in 2021 but kept DCAing all the way down and now im even
feels good to see my portfolio finally green niggas

locksneed and feedtin

>>50715353
Based and tenacity pilled

Some less important PMI numbers coming at 945 before the big ones at 1000

INTCels, what the fuck did just happen? I thought exdivi date is tomorrow?

it's pretty funny watching all the bears lose their shit over the past few weeks calling the market irrational

>it's another retard rally on open

I have a special announcement to make at 10:30 AM EST. So please be ready at that time to hear me out.

No seriously WTF was that

HOW CAN SHE POMP

>>50715382
it is tho. I'm pretty sure this winter will be a disaster for europe. ans we call the market "forward looking"

>>50715398
bears watching their hopes and dreams being crushed before their own two eyes.

>>50715382
Top sigbalt

I honestly don't know what's going on

>>50715382
This market is completely irrational, and I say that being up about 5% in the past few days.

Lmfao at this non existent volume. Literal fraudulent scam market

SOFI!!!!!!!!!

>>50715311
Robinhood calls saving me

there was an anon who put nearly 100k into SPXS nearly a month ago. wonder if he's still alive

>>50715438
Extremely bullish, desu.
If SPY breaks above 420 we go mad bullz.

>>50715438
100k volume on spy is perfectly fine though.

What’s the chance we just fucking collapse before my deferred tax bill comes due in October

I'm still waiting for the market to do a pull back to June's low

/smg/ is clueless
shut it down

>>50715371
slightly better than expected, but still contracting

>>50715345
I bought more

yall niggas don't know true pain

>>50715438
>>50715437
>>50715421
>>50715394
>>50715475
Cope, everything bearish is priced in. This is the start of the melt up. David Hunter was half wrong about the melt up though, there will be a melt up but he's wrong about the 80% crash part after the pump. We are just going to pump forever, bobos are faggots.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is govx ded?

Why does VIX only measure stuff going down? Doesn't volatility go both ways?

>>50715495
I papercut my scrotum
so yeah, I know true pain

>>50715501
>We are just going to pump forever

>>50715476
>2% drop
oh no sell everything
no wait buy everything

I don't know anymore in clown market

>>50715334
Come on bro, it's simply over for us /oilbros/. Just gotta accept it gracefully and let go

>>50715476
yeah, nice "demand destruction"

>>50715438
Isn't it back to 19 levels? That's perfectly fine. Means retards finally sold and are out of the market.

Has anyone heard of a little thing called GME?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she loves the way it Pumps.

Wet wet

https://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc?t=105

>>50715501
i already sold the rally since mid-july stupid nigger

>>50715527
there is nothing left to buy OR sell

Nigger ass Tesla. That stock should be trading at like 220

>>50715488
Do you people ever think about asymmetric risk? Jesus

I just wanted to remind everybody that I have an important announcement to make around 10:30 AM EST today. So please look forward to it, and thank you.

>>50715539
KEK BAGGIE

This is the 3rd fucking time this year faggot Powell left the buy dial cranked too long and the market does a 3 week rally because shorts get wrecked, have to cover, then stay away bc its fucking annoying to fight an infinite money supercomputer. What a Fucking joke

>>50715549
>Risk
The market only goes up, zoom out moran.

>>50715553
Are you publishing the EIA report?

>>50715558

she is running dry

>>50715558
there is no reason for prices to go down

>>50715509
It’s called the devil’s correlation for a reason

>>50715568
That report comes out every fucking wednesday. This announcement is much more important. So please be patient, I will be making the announcement soon.

>>50715588
What the fuck is ‘prices’? Of stock? Of goods? Of McMansions? Fucking dummy nigger

>>50715558
recession is over anon, inflation peaked, china is nothingburger
just buy every dip
>i see a red candle, what a really see is a new buy the dip opportunity

>>50715488

Farewell to money

>>50715621
you sound mad, im talking about stonks obviously

DKNG is up 40% this month on no good news (like the rest of the market) do we buy puts for earnings on Friday or will they just retard pump for no reason after having another unprofitable quarter? I don't even know what's going on anymore

Bobo is deep in denial phase, FOMO at SPY 460 incoming

>>50715558
>retarded conspiracy theory about the Fed buying
Why don't you just spam that garbage jewish Shemitah bullshit, or maybe astrology. You bobos are fucking ridiculous, the market has no bearish catalyst that isn't already priced in therefore we go up.

>>50715553

>>50715576
Don’t fucking bitch when hyperinflation happens bc u dumb niggers wanted to make $25 on buying calls at retarded multiples for debt laden companies. I’m sure printing digital dollars will work this time

It’s over SIGA bros

>>50715592
who calls what that?

>>50715668
>when hyperinflation happens
inevitable

>>50715633
Holy fuck you are the retard wojak and u don’t even know it

>don't forget to take profit gentlemen

Looks like I was right to dump my SIGA bags yesterday. Still bullish overall for gay sex though

>>50715668
>hyperinflation
Good, my ARKK and BTC will go up in value. You'll own nothing and be homeless because you're a stupid fucking bobo who is fighting the Fed.

>>50715649
>If I say priced in then that’s not more close to fucking astrology than facilities we know are in place. Fucking dumb bull nigger say line go up bc fundamentals

>>50715699
>dump my SIGA bags
Don't tell me you bought at 22 and now dumped at 18

>>50715311
kek i JUST bought gamestop to sell CCs and am getting a nice pump out of it. Thanks retards

>>50715709
you're possibly the worst poster in /smg/ and thats saying a lot
just getting your dopamine hit from (you)s purloined from spamming and overuse of buzzwords
fuck off retard

>>50715720
Bought at $13, sold at $18.77 yesterday

>>50715719
Markets are forward looking, every bearish thing you believe should cause dumps has been priced in. This isn't a difficult concept to understand, but you bobos consistently struggle to grasp it.

>>50715488
>>50715629
I'm so fuckin jealous of people with perfect skin like that. After many many years I've finally managed to reduce outbreaks by like 95% but the physical scars caused by them will remain with me for the remainder of my life. Fugg this gay existance. Thanks for reading my blog bros :)

PMI PRICES DROPPING LIKE A ROCK

>>50715614
Ok good sir I'll await your announcement.

>>50715334
The cycle is:
>Pump for an hour
>Dump for an hour
>Crab the rest of the day

Like we're watching two algos run, one after the other.

>>50715727
>NOOOOOOOOO YOURE A BAD POSTER BECAUSE YOU ARE BULLISH
Of course I'm bullish, there's literally no reason to be bearish right now.

>>50715743
what does this mean?

>>50715743
All the numbers are good.

>>50715546
kek, retard

>>50715509
They will tell you that it's the put options losing value faster than the call options gain value when the underlying goes up. But that's just what the jewish gangsters at the CBOE tell us goys

>>50715741
scars up to a certain level are fine and give character. deformities is when you really take a hit to your sex appeal but hey, theres wierdos into that too

>>50715488
*click* *snap* Yep, I'm running this image through my nudifier app

>>50715345
How would you know? Are you a Chicom?

>>50715758
The prices paid came in much less than expected and much less than the previous month. Inflation's coming down.

>>50715739
I FUCKING INVENTED PRICED IN ON THIS BOARD U FUCKING NIGGER

Can the dollar just fucking die already, it’s ruining everything

>>50715794
DXY and TNX SOARING

>>50715804
The dollar isn't even doing that great, it's the other currencies doing terribly that's the problem.

>>50715512
Yes.

Down 25% on sqqq

>>50715382
The market isn't irrational. The Fed is literally easing right now KEK

MY AMAZON PUTS

>>50715799
>invented
No, it's simply the way the market works. It's not a meme it actually does work this way.

>>50715326
Rules for thee but not for meeeeeeee

>>50715820
I should be happy I guess, all my dollar denominated assets are going through the roof in my native toilet paper currency

Anyone else with this feel?
>Do a play
>get fucked
>dca 10% more
>it immediately starts paying out big

grit your teeth bobo

>>50715495
Why the fuck would I want to?

>>50715829
I bought at 55.29 and still haven't capitulated

This joke is getting really really really old.

INFLATION ISNT GOING UP AT 9.2% ANYMORE WE JUST HAVE PERMANENTLY HIGHER PRICES DESTROYING CAPITAL WHILE WE ONLY BARELY MAKE INTEREST PAYMENTS TO KIKES

>the markets are forward looking
>pump 2.5% in 5 minutes on month old numbers

SOXL needs to end the week above $20.
Also what the fuck is Biden doing? Someone needs to drag his demented ass to a desk and hold his hand while he signs the chips bill ffs.

Crabbin pretty hard right now desu senpai

>>50715853
Mine is usually
>Make a play
>Get fucked
>DCA 10% more
>Get fucked again
>DCA even more after watching it drop
>Get fucked some more while everyone else seemingly gets rich
>Finally sell to free up capital from a clearly losing stock
>Stock goes up immediately

Wow aapl almost back at ATH. Clown world truely engaged

Well congrats mumu, you won. I'll be on a date with your sister if you need me.

>>50715394
>stocks open higher on complimentary continental breakfast of dicks and semen

GOVX??

>>50715864
Are you a bear or just a retard like me

>>50715872
More like they pumped because the potential disaster with Taiwan was avoided, the market was uncertain for 1 day and now we're back to green as usual. Brainlet.

>>50715844
Market is a fucking junkie and you’re a retard enabler that will say anything to keep the delusion going just one more day

Do any of you guys still use Robinhood as your primary way of trading?

>>50715915
You realize they don't actually, uh, have a product, right?

There is literally no recession or bear market or economic slowdown. PMI data are all improving and inflation (which was ALWAYS transitory despite beartards claims to the contrary) is rapidly declining. The Fed is materially easing as you can see from the balance sheet, RRP and treasury data. The bull market is back on and the pivot is in.

Do you guys ever invest in stores/companies you buy from to get your money back?

Bros. Are we back?!

Why is everything recovering? The economic outlook is still shit, Chyna is dick waving over Taiwan, the russian/ukraine conflict is still happening, inflation is still raging, COVID + pox still spreading, companies shitting the bed on earnings (expect oil).
But every index has been pretty consistently up for the last month? Surely this is the local top right?

>>50715931
>green as usual is the five days of shitcoinesque pumping since we officially entered a recession

MELTUP!

>>50715841
Why the fuck would you short AMZN???

>>50715960
priced in

>>50715942
Mind your own fucking business.

>>50715960
Fed's easing right now and they pivoted on interest rate hikes.

>>50715947
Earnings this afternoon lmao

>>50715942
Robinhood isn’t available in my country or else I would definitely use it

>>50715936
>The market is wrong, me and the schizo bears aren't wrong.
The market is correct, Powell essentially pivoted at the last FOMC meeting. The thing I don't understand about you bobos is you literally had your bear market, we dumped 20% on the S&P. You fucking faggots are such greedy pieces of shit so the dump wasn't enough for you.
>>50715963
>Recession
Has never been 2 consecutive quarters of negative GDP, that's unironically /pol/ tier 2 more weeks bullshit.

>>50715854
Same. USD is up 17% against the euro for the past year.

>>50715947
Extremely bullish. Debt is bullish, no product is bullish, scam companies are bullish, bad earnings are bullish, rate hikes are bullish, unemployment is bullish

To the moon fren line only go up

crabbin' is so boring

>>50715942
Yup. Easy options and free trades. I don’t fuck with meme stocks so I don’t have to worry about getting locked out

>>50716000
How much is it up against the British pound?

>>50715739
>Markets are forward looking, every bearish thing you believe should cause dumps has been priced in
Ok, so when are they pricing in the CPI next Wednesday?

>>50716008
>line only go up
Yes, unless there's a massively devastating black swan event that basically nobody sees coming. You bobos would need a 2008 style crash to actually see any more red.

>>50715994
To be fair to bears it was the fastest bear market ever and the economy feels like shit to most normal people, and many traditionally bearish indicators are still present, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is the money printer and the Fed has been printing again since early July and they already pivoted on rates. Their so-called "fundamentals" don't matter any more, what matters now is the printing press, ever since 2020.

>>50715952
>The Fed is materially easing as you can see from the balance sheet
Uh, no.

>>50715992
That's gotta be an easy SEC filing.

Don't forget over an hour straight of fed speakers coming up soon.

>bobos still think this is just a beer market rally

>>50715989
They didn't pivot shit, they delivered 75BPS as promised despite us needing 100BPS and they still haven't touched their balance sheet because I guess the economy despite being "very tight" I guess dumping the QE is just impossible.

>>50716027
It's already priced in, as we have the forecasts and they are lower than the last month. This is part of the reason we have pumped lately, inflation peaked at 9.1% and it's down from here.
https://www.clevelandfed.org/our-research/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting.aspx

What is going on with GME?

Is it the next HKD?

Wet wet

>>50716027
If its lower, bullish - inflation is going down
If its higher, bullish - inflation has peaked and will go down, Fed's already pivoted

>>50716008
Everything is unironically bullish while the junkie has its fix. euphoria is in the menu

TEN YEAR YIELDS

>>50715994
And the thing we don't understand about dipshits like you is why you bother portraying yourselves as level-headed while you pretend to take it seriously whether there's going to be a 0.5% rate increase in some given quarter or a 0.55% increase. Meanwhile, inflation is wacky and wages aren't going up -- and not only wages not going up, but the government is telling us it's a problem if they do. If that doesn't result in a recession, it's only because everyone who buy their own way through it has been priced out of complaining or even mattering in the slightest.

>>50715960
>Priced in bro
I hate that meme but it is kinda true
>russian/ukraine conflict
Literally no-one cares anymore. They could commit a literal genocide and no-one would give more than two shits.
>COVID + pox
Memes, and also no-one really cares besides few people on twitter
>companies shitting the bed on earnings
Most companies that I am following are doing the opposite of shitting the bed. Record earnings and so on and on. Apple and Amazon are the only companies that people care about anyway.
Besides, the market has called FED on their bullshit and exposed just how pussified FED really is. So, we pumpin bro. Until FED starts the bear machine again, we will be pumping

>>50716049
You don't know how to translate Fed speak. Data dependent = pivot. It's just what the market wanted to hear.

>>50716062
Bought yesterday at 36, feeling pretty comfy right about now

>>50716045
inb4 Black Betty

>>50716045
Bullish
>>50716049
They pivoted, Powell was EXPLICITLY dovish and the market instant reacted when he said he would not offer forward guidance. That is a pivot.

>>50716071
>who *can't buy their own way through it

>>50716070
So is this China dumping the last of their treasuries like some schizos said last thread or?...

>>50715979
I mean I used to when their share price was in the 1000s because a 1% move was like 2 grand per contract, but yeah... That one takes balls.

>t. bought OTM TSLA puts at open and I'm now holding ITM TSLA puts.

>>50716088
>Bullish
I don't think so. DXY and TNX are telling the story. Every speaker so far has been hawkish.
>>50716104

>>50715960
>The economic outlook is still shit
not anymore, recession is over
>Chyna is dick waving over Taiwan
lol china they talk too much, nothingburger
>the russian/ukraine conflict is still happening
nothingburger, it's the new Afghanistan, bullish for defense stocks
>inflation is still raging
not anymore, it peaked
>COVID + pox still spreading
china virus is gone and the pox not a threat for non gay people
>companies shitting the bed on earnings (expect oil).
even bad earnings are bullish

>>50716023
Almost 15%.

>>50716088
>>50716075
I'm starting to think that maybe central banking doesn't do what is in the best interest of the general population...

>>50716071
You don't get it dude. Fundamentals don't matter. It's all about the printing press which is running again, priced in only refers to expectations of future printing not to macroeconomic data or whatever you're looking at. Markets are frontrunning QE and rate cuts again by 2023 if not late '22 and the Fed has already started adding liquidity again

>>50716088
This is the kind of sentiment that we’re looking for
>>50716067
>>50716047
>>50715982
>>50715854
This is the local top. Considering to average down on my VIX calls. Thanks brainlets. You‘re so easy to manipulate it‘s not even funny

Back to making a day's wages in an hour. I think we're back, bullbros.

Vixbros
What the fuck happened?

>oil selling off on good news
pffffft

>>50716031
>tards pump market to a bubble on 10x leveraged calls on 100 p/e companies that don't make any money
>whole market shids and fards for 6 months
>fed tells everyone to calm it with the bullshit pumping or threatens to continue to accelerate rate hikes while third world countries can't even afford usd to trade with
>redditors immediately go back to yolo calls at 100x leverage on shit tech companies in an objectively worse financial environment (more debt/more interest)
>fed accelerates rate hikes
>9% inflation is bad but 8.9% inflation is bullish

Everyone loses except the jews because goys really are fucking retarded

>>50716142
Anon went all in on uvxy calls and bogged the bobos

>>50716142
>We're cancelling the apocalypse.
-Nancy Pelosi

Bulls, can you at least agree that the S&P should not underperform the nasdaq in a healthy market? If this "recovery" consists of the nasdaq beating the S&P by a fact of 2+ every day, the economy is still categorically fucked.

>>50716142
the problem is I'm only down 5% right now when I have been holding for over a week now. Meaning these calls haven't time decayed enough for me to FOMO out of, meaning I'm going to be a full retard and HOLD THE LINE TILL IT HITS 26

>intel

>>50715960
look its a fucking papergame for some time now
no connection to reality
they print dollars and number go up

>>50716147
Dude, a 100k boost in OPEC+ quotas is huge. A total game changer!

>>50716156
nasdaq has always outperformed the s&p since the bottom of the dotcom bubble

>>50716130
I was saying bulls are euphoric u moron. I’m gonna feast on the debt bubble burst and not feel bad bc the retards will be getting what they fucking deserve

Just tell me what to do to make money at this point, I am a boho in recovery

>>50716148
You simply don't live in reality, redditors have been bearish for months but you are projecting some bizarre schizo delusions.

>>50716156
The market hasn't been "healthy" since 2020. It's all about the printing press my man. Tech should lead the way in a recovery because a market recovery = more printing.

>>50716106
Hey when is that announcement?

>>50716168
>30k from Saudi Arabia
>10k from UAE
HOLY HECK

>>50716190
Buy SOXL low
Sell SOXL high

>>50716148
Shit it down, this goy knows too much

>>50716121
>priced in only refers to expectations of future printing
Yeah I know, which is set directly by the fed. It's literally a nominal rate that they set in what is supposed to a be reaction to economic conditions, not a determinant of them. They're not angels. They can't dictate that it just magically doesn't matter if consumers have no savings or disposable income.

>>50716187
Yeah, and the global financial system is a fucking joke. Coincidence? There's a reason the nasdaq is known as the middle class suffering index.

>>50716188
>bubble burst
The Fed won't let it happen, stop trading against the Fed.

>>50716190
A nice, relaxing, simple way to make a few bucks is to pick random one-off stocks that show up on Reddit sentiment sites and short it for the next day.

PYPL, REV, and OXY seem like good choices.

>>50716190
All in TQQQ, V-shaped recovery and meltup incoming. I think we will be above the previous ATH by EoY

>>50716119
What made you think in the first place that they ever cared about the general public? Yes, the money machine will keep going. Sure, there are some hindrances on the way, but in the grand scheme of things, they are just minor inconveniences that are dealt with in a span of weeks-months. The market always recovers and it always will recover. It's pretty insane but that's just how it is. Do you honestly think that the largest economies in the world would allow themselves to get imploded? They know exactly what they are doing bro. And they will keep dangling that carrot for us to chase for all eternity

Today's poo was long and sticky. Beware. Patience and discipline when wiping will be rewarded, but be sure to keep your toilet paper reserves full.

>>50716190
BILI 25 calls

>>50716197
i bought at 45
will i be ok?

>>50716152
There's still time, something could happen, it's two more weeks away afterall

FUCKING COME ON NOW OIL YOU NIGGERFAGGOT

I'M TIRED OF SEEING WORTHLESS CRAP LIKE TSLA PUMP WHILE THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE ECONOMY GETS SHAT UPON

>>50716207
>They can't dictate that it just magically doesn't matter if consumers have no savings or disposable income.
except they will and they do
no one cares about consumers
company has nice numbers and all is fine
fuck the plebs

>>50716225
Oh uh...eventually :)

>>50716211
I WILL TRADE AGAINST THE KIKES UNTIL THE GOOD LORD CALLS ME HOME YOU FUCKING MOOK

*ting* *ting* *ting*

Okay it's time for the announcement.

First off I would like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you except John Rocker, like seriously thank you all. Now for the important announcement.

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK MUSLIMS

FUCK LIBERALS

FUCK JOHN ROCKER

aaaaaannnddddd!!!!!! last bust certainly not least!

FUCK JANNIES!!!!!!!

Thank you and G_d bless.

>load ze crab

>>50716207
>It's literally a nominal rate that they set in what is supposed to a be reaction to economic conditions, not a determinant of them.
that's not how it works after 2020. It's a new paradigm.

>They can't dictate that it just magically doesn't matter if consumers have no savings or disposable income.
They can by printing and they are doing that since early July. They are literally easing right now not even memeing, they have added liquidity. Doesn't matter what they say or what the inflation stats are, the market has gone down too much and they're back to pumping. The Fed's single mandate is making the market go up in the long term.

>that AMTD volume

>>50716218
mine has been green even though I haven't eaten anything leafy lately

>>50716235
whew, thanks, i was getting nervous

>>50716251

based

>>50716232
Except the company isn't fucking magic either dude. I basically agree that the real movers here aren't often what we're led to believe, but there is a real world with real resource allocation concerns and a real economy that can grow or shrink. It can't just be magic scientists all the way down.

>>50716260
h-heh yeah bro just hodl and all that...heh

U.S. crude oil refinery inputs averaged 15.9 million barrels per day during the week ending July 29, 2022 which was 174,000 barrels per day less than the previous week’s average. Refineries operated at 91.0% of their operable capacity last week. Gasoline production decreased last week, averaging 9.3 million barrels per day. Distillate fuel production decreased last week, still averaging 4.9 million barrels per day.

U.S. crude oil imports averaged 7.3 million barrels per day last week, increased by 1.2 million barrels per day from the previous week. Over the past four weeks, crude oil imports averaged about 6.7 million barrels per day, 1.7% more than the same four-week period last year. Total motor gasoline imports (including both finished gasoline and gasoline blending components) last week averaged 609,000 barrels per day, and distillate fuel imports averaged 234,000 barrels per day.

U.S. commercial crude oil inventories (excluding those in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve) increased by 4.5 million barrels from the previous week. At 426.6 million barrels, U.S. crude oil inventories are about 7% below the five year average for this time of year. Total motor gasoline inventories increased by 0.2 million barrels last week and are about 3% below the five year average for this time of year. Both finished gasoline inventories and blending components inventories increased last week. Distillate fuel inventories decreased by 2.4 million barrels last week and are about 25% below the five year average for this time of year. Propane/propylene inventories increased by 1.8 million barrels last week and are about 11% below the five year average for this time of year. Total commercial petroleum inventories increased by 3.5 million barrels last week.

1/2

>>50716251
Doing the Lord's work m8

>>50716227
Sorry, we're redoing the 70s, but this time the price controls are on oil. It will be between $93.50 and $94.75 until the end of the decade.

>>50716227
All economic activity is just a derivative of the oil sector

>>50716251

>>50716211
as long as you dont yolo the entire portfolio whats the worst that can happen? take my pennies to give me dollars nigger but you jews at the fed already know that

>>50716274
Total products supplied over the last four-week period averaged 19.9 million barrels a day, down by 3.0% from the same period last year. Over the past four weeks, motor gasoline product supplied averaged 8.6 million barrels a day, down by 8.8% from the same period last year. Distillate fuel product supplied averaged 3.7 million barrels a day over the past four weeks, down by 2.5% from the same period last year. Jet fuel product supplied was down 0.7% compared with the same four-week period last year.

https://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

2/2

>>50716275
also holding some cathie wood stocks at -60%
haha, these markets are crazy

i woke up at 530am for this shit (stock market opens at 630am pst)

bros I just read Monkeyplox is NON FATAL and clears up on it's own within TWO WEEKS.

>>50716148
>100 p/e
Lol. You mean 350.

>>50716075
>Besides, the market has called FED on their bullshit and exposed just how pussified FED really is. So, we pumpin bro. Until FED starts the bear machine again, we will be pumping
It's this. Bobos have an accurate picture of the economic landscape, but ironically they're not cynical enough. The fed are fags whose real mandate has been exposed to be keeping boomers bags full until they die. The market just called them fags to their face and they cucked.
Until Trump and Desantis are arguing about who will replace Powell faster to cheering crowds next year, the line will only be going up. You can either profit by this or be destroyed.

>>50716251

>>50716142
I told you it is going below 20.
Maybe even as low as 15.

>>50716270
>but there is a real world with real resource allocation concerns and a real economy
there is no real economy left
real things dont matter anymore
get used to it
see >>50715547
the warehouses are empty but it doesnt matter

>>50716294
y-yeah bro they'll rebound any minute now haha, line only goes up

>>50716274
>Distillate fuel inventories decreased by 2.4 million barrels last week and are about 25% below the five year average for this time of year.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50716251
nice

>>50716306
Kys. Why haven’t you done it yet? What is holding you back?

>>50716313
haha

>>50716168
>>50716196

They don't even meet their existing quotas, they might as well say they are boosting production by 9000 kajillion barrels a day. Media has been feasting for days on some random quote by a kazakhi energy minister saying maybe lower prices might be better. Every time I open the news section for crude oil I'm met with rat-faced analysts telling me to sell my oil straight away.

Something smells fishy

I held TQQQ from January to last week, sold and bought SQQQ and now we fucking rip I’m so pissed and I know the moment I go back to TQQQ the market will shit itself. Time to hold SQQQ until I die

>>50716305
modern day diogenes

kek SIGA baggies

>>50716115
*a warm hard bull cock rams up your tight bearhole*
yah, i'm thinking that's bullish

Soxl is about to crash isn't it?

>>50716345
Nope.

>>50716305
Fed hasnt really blinked recently bulls just od'd on copium. They literally bought 2yr>10yr to being within 10bp of the fed rate. Feds not stopping at 325 like they expected.

>>50716340
Is this something like fudding your own bags or are you just outright stupid? Post positions

>>50716328
Because I have a general to run and a gookfu to take care of.

>>50716337
OMG SIGA is back down to $18. RING THE ALARMS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50716345
>Soxls 'bout to crash innit, bruv?
Indeed, m8. Indeed.

Just checking in to make sure all bobos are unlived

>>50716360
no talking while i rape you bobo, you're ruining the mood

>>50716300
Same with covid, but did you see how much impact that shit had?

>>50716356
it isn't pumping and China has Taiwan surrounded and will target Nancy if she flies in.

It's over.

>>50716345
Its priced fairly semis arent going to do much because of recession demand destruction aside from auto and server chips.

>>50716305
>trump will do something that isn’t pumping his own bags
You had me following along for a minute there

they're doing the exact same shit

>>50716310
Ok, so the alternative model you're presenting is that we're pivoting to communism. CNBC will just tell us "here's the reality this quarter" after The Fed and Treasury tell CNBC "here's the reality quarter," and we'll just trust that the new spook puppet "pivots" us to their new egalitarian space age if only we play along hard enough.

>inflation is transitory, priced in
Are the higher consumer prices transitory too?
Is the death of the middle class and the complete dystopian zoggification and destabilization of society priced in?

>>50716308
Please no

>>50716274
when they talk about increases/decreases do they take the 7M barrels a week that they're pulling from the strategic supply? if not that makes this report useless. going to go from +7M/week to -7M/week when biden has to start refilling the reserves in october.

>>50716400
Yes

>>50716361
You’re not running shit, loser. Aren’t you a literal janitor in some school or something? Get a life. Everybody here thinks you’re a joke

>>50716305
What the fuck?! Stop posting pictures of me on twitter.

>>50715488

Are you alright, my brother

>>50716376
I‘m going to have to repeat myself: post positions

Holy fuck I am so glad I escaped BILI at my buy in of like 90. So many people here must have gotten heemed on that one kek

>>50716400
Prices stay the same, the rate of price increase goes down.

>Is the death of the middle class and the complete dystopian zoggification and destabilization of society priced in?
That's why the market is going up...

Crude at the lows for the week

>>50716407
Personally I just want to see Cushing hit tank bottoms. Looks like that won't be in the cards for a little while though.

>>50715476
> what is the Y axis

is this a bullish triple top?

TSLA TO THE MOON BOYS MARS MAN BOUGHT BACK INTO BITCORN SO NOW HES A TRADING GENIUS WHY NEED BALANCE SHEET WHEN CLIMATE GO BRR

>>50716399
>we're pivoting to communism
DUDE did you just wake up from a 20 year slumber?
they were giving out coof checks to everyone and literally running the "economy" off the printing press
we outsourced the production of real stuff to somewhere else

>>50716359
>The bond market is just wrong because.... IT JUST IS OK?
It's hard to have any reasonable discussion with you permabears because you constantly call the market wrong and make up delusional schizo conspiracy theories.

>>50716412
I am /smg/, I have spiritual connections to the stock market you could only dream to have.
>get a life
>posted from 4chan
Kek, now stfu NEET

Bobos it's over for you

last night someone called me a retard for saying we would pump at open

today I am posting to remind that person that he is, in fact, the retard

thank you, that is all

NGL bros my FOMO is pretty strong RN

I got rugged on AMTD

Nooo don't take the market higher I hate this rally so much, haha.

UUUU bros what's going on???

>>50716461
you are poor
get a job or something you fat

>more crypto hacks
>china saying it will fire missiles over taiwan while pelosi is still there
>this is a good thing!

why bother being honest at all anymore in any aspect of one's life?

>>50716457
Yeah I understand, and you've got a point, I just also don't we're quite there yet in terms of institutional consensus, and I don't think we can expect that plan to pan out or even be broadly accepted. Once they get USD on a blockchain, maybe.

HKD 1300

They say everything is priced in, but I am still priced out of everything

>>50716397
I didn't say he would do anything, just that he would loudly promise to. That will be your next bearish signal- that there's loud popular support for a Volcker holocaust after yet another year of 10% inflation
>debt service on 100 gorillion
The common voter doesn't give a shit, and won't until the consequences are actually presented on a bill. That's how we got into this situation to begin with.

>>50716478

NOOOOO REDDIT HEEEEELLLPPPP

>>50716450
What will happen when it does? Has that ever happened before?

>>50715382
The market is irrational, even the FED thinks so. But that's okay because in september it will violently dump again.

STOP SELLING HKD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50716478
What a shocker

>>50716494
>they get USD on a blockchain
oh sweet summer child
i just dont know what to tell you anymore

>>50715421
>market is forward looking
>but oil will be in massive demand this winter
>market pricing oil at extremely cheap prices
NRGU will make me a billionaire by this time next year.

>>50715345

I HAVE TOLD YOU STUPID FUCKING MONEKYS

I officially renounce my support for team bobo. Hit me with some dwyer pics /smg/

>>50716490
I have a job and SIGA shares. I'm better off than you
>>50716512
Kek chink pnd

>>50716502
They are well aware of how fucked everything is that’s why they’re enjoying the decline on credit. I’m well positioned so whatever but it’s fucking annoying to watch old hags pretend ‘they still got it’

>>50716528
Dwyer is bearish for the next weeks

>>50716478
Only one way to act. Go to reddit and look for people who also got rugged. Then create a cult where you circlejerk about it for years.

>>50716487
I found some uranium in my backyard.

>>50716446
>Prices stay the same, the rate of price increase goes down.
Exactly, "transitory inflation" is 1984-esque newspeak for the masses so they don't all get the rope.

If the inflation was actually transitory in the way they're letting people to believe by lying by omission, we would be going back to pre-pandemic consumer prices when the current shitshows are over. But we won't and everything will be permanently zogged, this will be the end of consumerism and every corporation will subsist on corporate welfare instead of profits until society collapses.

>>50716497
>1300
It hasn't been that high for a looooong time, 990 now

>>50716478
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/HKD
lmao look at the stockwits page as it rugs

>>50716518
I'll go ahead and tell you that you're going to be the one feeling naive much sooner than later.

>>50716468
IN ADDITION

someone called me a retard yesterday for saying HKD would drop to 3 figures within 24 hours

that person is also, in fact, the retard in this scenario

I yield the remainder of my post

>>50716468
It was obvious it would pump today though.

>>50716542

This is pretty easy to do, all you have to do is get the GME "DD'' and search/replace all mention of GME with HKD.

>>50716561
I wonder how many idiots fomo‘d in today

>>50716412
he's up 40k on siga

>>50716528

>>50716550
joe sixpack will eat the cbdc
there is no saving
you will see

>>50716566
yeah but the conspiracy theories will require a little creativity because the enemies would probably be asian and not jewish

>>50716561
>there are no more bobo's
>no one that can sell
>everyone somehow just keeps buying even tho there's no seller's selling

>>50716561
and yet bears bought puts for today, very curious

no time to explain. just get in.

>>50716607

You might be overestimating their intelligence

>>50716549
Look at the volume as well. Stock gets cut in half by 40k volume lmao!!

>>50716629

can you say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50716657
Uh is it TQQQ time?

>smg -6%
that hurt

>>50716319
>the lifeblood of trucks and trains
Were oil companies forced to prioritize gasoline? No wonder PPI increased.

>>50716657
Soxl bros. Wagmi

>>50716657
Bulls....we won. Never ending bull run. Aths by eoy.

>>50716675
It's the most retarded of fertilizer stocks. Seriously, just compare it to CF or MOS or IPI or UAN.

>>50716682
Gasoline demand has plunged the past month so yeah, my guess is some Jim Brandon fuckery.

look at INTC

now zoom out, what do you see?

Yes. It's a giant multi generational cup and handle pattern forming. We are primed for some bussin action

>>50716622
>>50716613
The market has been doing these 'fakeout' pumps on meme news like taiwan for a while. The market went down yesterday, so it went up today.

>>50716666
You missed it. Try again in 4 years.

>>50716710
But will Intel stop making dogshit hardware?

>mumus: yeah, i bought cause china invaded taiwan
>i mean, did you see how the russian invasion make all time new highs
>and boy don't get me started on solana, all those hacks and exploits
>that's why i went on all in shitcoin #54232

not even the fed pivot will save you, mumu. you exuberance is too much

>>50716714
>he thinks quality trumps ngo
>see: Boeing


Anon, I….

>>50716714
>But will Intel stop making dogshit hardware?
tesla

>>50716710
Intel is Cisco. Boomer trash designed to siphon value to executives

>>50716714
never

but this is america that doesn't matter

biden needs some good boy points and computah chips are a hot topic these days

>>50716657
Dramatically unintelligent chart.

>>50716666
>6666
Yup TQQQ Time is now!!

>>50716541
That's even more bullish

>>50716714
the worse the hardware, the better the product

>>50716729
I just want a processor without 9001W of TDP. Is that too much to ask?

>>50716736

Tesla has the moon man who promises redditors he will send them to other planets in spaceships, intel doesn't have that.

>>50716744
it's okay to disagree, just know that you're wrong.

>>50716714
No but they will commit themselves to a diverse workforce for genderfluid zoomers.

>>50716710
a retarded company that was ahead of the semiconductor industry that literally blew its lead when it was miles ahead of other companies like nvda and amd

im seriously about to visit minecraft over this blatant manipulation lol. there's no reason to trust anything at all from any level of any govt any more at this point when they are blatantly threatening war for stock profits

>>50716757


Wtf is that?

does the siga earnings report include the gaysex money or is that the next report

>>50716764
but intel has similar meme qualities
do you know where most chips are made?
i hope you sold your tsmc

>>50716778
tldr electricity ends up making heat and you have to get rid of it.

>>50716190
short VIX futures. I just rolled over from M1 to M2 today with a 1.76 rollover gain, it's that easy. I could have waited longer but why wait to get bogged.

SOFI just broke $8.

>>50716784
That will be in the guidance

>>50716728
You should know by now these markets are completely manipulated. They are fucking with you.

>>50716784
It includes a little gaysex money in the past, but bulls are hoping for them to mention a lot of gaysex money in the future.

>>50716787

What are Intel memes? "Intel Inside" ads from 1995? Hiring sheboons to replace white engineers?

>>50716814
>pelosi and xi are working together to make stock market profits
>americans and chinese citizens are okay with being ripped off

at some point it has to become violent

>>50716784
Monkeypozz wasnt that big of a deal yet in q2 so it's probably not gonna look that great.

Make a new thread wtf bakers

I WILL GO DIABLO 2 ON SOMEBODY'S ASS I WILL UNLEASH LOCUSTS AND SKELETONS AND FUSE ALL THE GEMS

>>50716829
that and having no chips at all of course

>>50716849
>>50716849
>>50716849

>>50716837
I'm not baking shit because people were rude to me today

>>50716831
A country with actual values would put a stop to all of it. The Roman Empire never had any need for a stock exchange.

>>50716547
Bought at 1239, let’s see if i can make a few bucks.

>>50716907
hahahaha oh no nono

>>50716907
Just saw it reopened (again) at 1350. Congrats on making it

>>50716728
The Power of Positive Thinking.

>>50716784
Take a look at your position right now.
What announcement would be good for your portfolio?

They will do the opposite of that.

>>50716047
>tfw i find the average jap girl to be adorkable and have the weirdest "impregnate her immediately" boners thinking about them
>but literally every ither asian, jungle, chink, plastic i find offputting
I must be watching too many of those japanese manga shows

>>50715311
The only Dwyer I knew was Bud Dwyer and I don't think he's recovering anything.