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Guys i have a date in 1 hour should I have a beer before to be a bit more relaxed???

>> No.50714259

Half

>> No.50714273

>>50714232
No. You should listen to some music that makes you feel like a boss and visualize you being smooth and gtting some pussy

>> No.50714274

Depends on how often you drink. One beer should be fine.

DO NOT JACK OFF. I watched this Jewish comedy and one character was nervous before a date and the other reccomended he masturbated before the date because "that's what everyone does".

>> No.50714282

>>50714232
no. booze is silly, if u must, vodka. dont wanna stink like a booze hound bro. better smoke a spliff and be cool. or better still a quarter tab of acid.
just remember bro, dicks and vaginas are made for one and other.

>> No.50714286

>>50714232

Yes, but remember to brush your teeth before

A good idea is to go to watch a movies, so you have a topic of conversation throughout the night

>> No.50714287

>>50714232
no, beer makes your breath stink terribly.
just be yourself bro

>> No.50714324
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>>50714286
>watch a movies

lol prob a good idea to make u a little bit normie just for a moment. Im newly single and all of my content is non mainstream. chicks are going to thik im fucked.

>> No.50714328

>>50714282
>Don't want to stink
>Smoke a spliff
Seems a little contradictory

>> No.50714334

>>50714232
Idk lemme see what you and this chick look like. One beer does help but you do need to brush your teeth and mouthwash and all the personal care stuff and remember you're vetting this person to see if they're a good match for you too. Do not put the pussy on the pedestal just treat her like one of the bros

>> No.50714349

>>50714328
i use a vaporizer these days but yeah u may want to bruah your teeth depending ont he kind of gal it is, if its the right kind of gal bring a j and then you are on.

>> No.50714355

>>50714282
>dont wanna stink like a booze hound bro. better smoke a spliff and be cool
stinking like a dude weed faggot is so much better, she'll love it

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50714370

btw dude dont mention le simianpox nor siga, normies hate it, women even more so.

>> No.50714383

>>50714370
Thanks, i hate it too

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>>50714355
>stinking like a dude weed faggot is so much better, she'll love it

imagine changing your tastes based on what a woman may or may not love. ngmi.

>> No.50714400

>>50714232
Eat a clove of garlic.

>> No.50714401

>>50714232
No drink wine, so she won't smell it

>> No.50714469

>>50714232
I'd go with 40cl of whiskey.

>> No.50714520

>>50714469
Why whiskey?

>> No.50714538

I would down a few 5 hour energys

>> No.50714641

>>50714232
based goose photo

>> No.50714652

I usually have a beer or a glas of wine, you'll be much more relaxed. 30 min before meeting, drink up, brush teeth

>> No.50714661

>>50714273
this is good advice get yourself and your confidence pumped

>> No.50714673

>>50714397
No matter what women think of it, smelling like you smoke weed is smelling like you're a fucking loser in ever capacity.

>> No.50714963

>>50714673
This. Switch to vaporizers

>> No.50714972

Going out with your mother doesn't count as a date

>> No.50715283

Phenibut

>> No.50715550

>>50714232
no, don't drink
take a bath, brush your teeth, wash your penis really well

>> No.50715698

Pretend to get bad news on a phone call and punch a hole in a wall to show her how strong you are.