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How does retirement even work? How come some people say they can retire before 40?

>> No.50707496

>>50707448
Go back reddit or whatever godforsaken board you come from, newfag

>> No.50707822

>How come some people say they can retire before 40?

They get a small loan from their parents.

>> No.50707830

bitch has a pound of makeup on her face. Disgusting.

>> No.50707838

>>50707830
You know shes cute without it though.

>> No.50707859

>>50707448
When you have accumulated enough money so that dividends provides you with a passive income that allows you to live a comfortable lifestyle, you can retire at any age you want. Most people who retire in their 20s or 30s usually get bored after a few years and unretire by using their money to build a business

>> No.50707895

that smug narcissistic smile, which will turn into bitter hate in her 40s
I pity the fool that marries or fathers her.

>> No.50708005

I stopped working 4 yrs ago when I had no mortgage. Then I bought a house and after a year fixing it up rented it out. Now my passive income is $630/ week. I'm back at school now doing a masters and I'll get another job when I finish probably. You need quite a bit of money to retire comfortably and do stuff, sitting around not spending much gets dull.

>> No.50708425

>>50708005
Honestly if I retired and could afford a decent computer and smoke some dude weed lmao and get out and bike riding for a few hours a day I’d be fine. I don’t need to be doing crazy shit.

>> No.50708430

>>50707448
that's a man

>> No.50708509
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50708509

>>50707448
you could literally retire today
with nothing
I know people who have done it. They just wanted to stop working and bum around.

>> No.50708750

>>50707448
if you have 25-30 years of expenses liquid you can buy boomer ETFs and just chill forever on le 4% rule.
https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement

>> No.50709215

Golf bunnies owe me 5+ white children (3+ boys 2 girls)

>> No.50709356

>>50707838
You do not. That's the whole point of makeup

>> No.50709715

>>50708425
thats how I feel. Ive never really needed a lot to be happy

>> No.50709844

>>50708509
That's a man, baby

>> No.50710334

>>50708425
I can confirm, sitting at home doing nothing is better than working for the Jews.

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>>50707448

This is now a golf bunny thread.

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50710446

>>50708750
Oh how I wish this was true. I need $3 million in liquid assets before I'll even think about slowing down to part time work.

>> No.50711509

There are two kinds of wagies in the world.

Wagies who work to buy consoomer goods.

Wagies who work to buy passive income until it gets to the point their passive income is enough to live off of.

>> No.50711522

>>50707448
It's different for everyone.
For me it will involve lots of prostitutes and SE Asia.

>> No.50711527

>>50707838
You don't, that's the whole fucking problem

>> No.50711537

>>50708425
I don't need much but I couldn't spend all day everyday on my computer and just smoking weed. I had 2 weeks off work for an injury a couple months ago so that's all I could do. It got boring by the second week

>> No.50711883

>>50707838
Those fake eyelashes plus eye makeup do a lot 9f heavy lifting. I bet if you saw her without makeup you would think it was her sleep deprived ugly retarded cousin. Although if she has some nice eyes and solid eyebrows she could still look decent.

>> No.50711896

>>50707448
Made for BBC.

>> No.50711913

>>50711509
There is no passive income retard

>> No.50711918

>>50707822
this, anyone climing to be self made and retired before 40 actually still spends a ton of time doing what normal people consider "work", theyve just deluded themselves into thinking their work is their hobby

>> No.50711944

>>50708509
based

got 100k in crypto(used to be 1.2mil, but i took 0 profits), just plan on spending it then going homeless

how in the world are there so many people willing to slave away their entire lives for a society that hates them and actively seeks to destroy everything good in the world

>> No.50711958

>>50708425
You'll get bored of sitting on a computer all day unless you are autistic. Make sure you have friends.

>> No.50711981

>>50711944
If you move to Eastern Europe you can live the rest of your life in a 90%+ white country with 100k without going homeless.

>> No.50711995

>what is staking
>what is dividends
??

>> No.50712007

>>50711995
Scams

>> No.50712010

>>50711944
yeah I will be selling everything I own other than my truck and computer soon and disappearing. Hopefully my grandpa lets me move into his basement in the midwest or something. I am being accused of a serious crime that I did not do and just want to leave florida I hate this place so much. There are too many demon people everywhere now. I think I will just try to disappear and live off my $460 VA check and learn about computers and web dev stuff so I can break things I am so sick of this all. My life is being ruined