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OPEN UP NOW FAGGOT!

HKD BROS

GME lesgoooooo

AMTD Digital Inc putting to shame the GME's.

Why the fuck is this shithole pumping?

>>50701450
GO AWAY BOBO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Am going to mag id? :DD

meltup cancelled

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>50701464
no

>>50701436
Is there a Mumu intro webm? Or a clip from their fight?

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
there is a telegram pajeet chink shill group currently 'raiding' /smg/ trying to shill the stock HKD
Do not fall for it!
Do not buy anything they are shilling!
They are fucking faggots. The stock has zero liquidity. Do not fall for it. Do not fall for the false consensus "oh 6 people are saying they're buying X, so let me buy it now!"
use your brain, don't be a fucking retard
KILL YOURSELVES PAJEET CHINK SHILLS
SHOVE A FUCKING CHILI PEPPER UP YOUR PEE HOLE AND FUCK YOUR SISTER
NOBODY IS BUYING YOUR FUCKING SHIT

I keep a bottle of laxatives in my desk at Wagie & Co. Just for says like today. I get REAL colon sound effects and scents while trading in the shitter for 8 hours.

>>50701436
SIGA

>>50701468
Why would you FOMO into a 200% gains? Out of everything to put 40 dollars into. And you chose the height of the rollercoaster?
>go to a bubble craps machine, you’ll have more fun

>>50701486
Siga sister??

>>50701458
why does any rando chink trash pump?

Wait, anon, you didn't buy the FAKE AND GAY short squooze pump did you anon, you aren't that retarded and gay r u mang?

>>50701484
Here you go,friend

who knew this was gonna happen when the 3 month inverted the 10 year earlier in the morning?

>>50701486
you seem obsessed with the idea of telegram spamming smg.
what stock did you get roasted by that caused you to get so butthurt?

>>50701529
no that means the FeD WiLL PiVOt soon

>>50701486
no there isn't fucking schizo, post proof. you just mad you can't shill your penny stocks

Does anyone else ever think about playing that fun game where you put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, so all of this would just be over? Right, haha, I mean in minecraft of course, lol lmao

>you haaawve to stop the retailers from manipulating the market
>SEC needs to do more to curb the scam PnD of crypto
Don’t pay attention to the insider trading following literally the Speaker of the Houses every move.
>if you just gambled a month ago

>>50701548
>>50701544
>>50701454
list of IDs to filter
will update as thread goes on
thank you for exposing yourself you fucking faggots

WHY ARE WE CRASHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50701486
Imagine following the stock market for 18 hours a day being obsessed with a gay sex ticker while missing a 20x in 2 weeks which was right in front of you

>>50701568

I wanna shoot myself looking at the HKD chart ngl

>no bearish catalysts for weeks
>still reverse all intraday gains
ffs

>>50701566
Turns out sending a corrupt alcoholic boomer to saber rattle the worlds second superpower isn't the best idea

>>50701562
whatever schizo faggot

Lmao
>do I dare?

>>50701568
>>50701555
>>50701548
>>50701544
>>50701468
>>50701454
>>50701580
>>50701592
list of HKD pajeet chink shill IDs to add to your filter on 4chanX
you're welcome

SIGA
GOVX
APDN

VIXThads?

I'm gonna FOMO into HKD holy shitttttt

SQQQ Diamond handed brothers! WAGMI

>>50701580
a 100 dollars would be 20 grand rn lol

>>50701591
>worlds second superpower
changs still coping and seething I see

>>50701524
Glorious

>>50701591
>worlds second superpower
lmao, you give them too much credit, they're still a developing country for fuck's sake.

>>50701595
HKD is already thousands of percent but AMDT isn’t
>>50701596
>noooooo you can’t be interested in a market phenomenon! You have to talk about meth heads and faggots forever
You know this a
Is a stock board and on,y 1 person bought the top? It wasn’t you was it?

>>50701458
likely chinese agents inside the US offshoring a big ole pile of dollar billerinos

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
there is a telegram pajeet chink shill group currently 'raiding' /smg/ trying to shill the stock HKD
Do not fall for it!
Do not buy anything they are shilling!
They are fucking faggots. The stock has zero liquidity. Do not fall for it. Do not fall for the false consensus "oh 6 people are saying they're buying X, so let me buy it now!"
use your brain, don't be a fucking retard
KILL YOURSELVES PAJEET CHINK SHILLS
SHOVE A FUCKING CHILI PEPPER UP YOUR PEE HOLE AND FUCK YOUR SISTER
NOBODY IS BUYING YOUR FUCKING SHIT
>>50701568
>>50701555
>>50701548
>>50701544
>>50701468
>>50701454
>>50701580
>>50701592
>>50701600
list of HKD pajeet chink shill IDs to add to your filter on 4chanX
you're welcome

BROS I WAS UP +5% NOW IM ONLY UP +4% WHY WHY WHY WHYW HYW HWY HWY HWHY WHWHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What happened? just got home

All Thads rise up

>>50701627
Lmao he bought the top and is now going full schizo melt down.
>reeeeeee everything that happens revolves around me reeeeeeeeeeee

THETA GANG
THETA GANG

>>50701627

>>50701620
I day traded amtd this morning lol only 4 shares worth though. I'm poor

MULN is 100% a scam on retarded retail but there's probably a 10-20% pump available from poors priced out of HKD just fyi

Covid aside, it worth buying Moderna? Seems like biotech and pharma are past their evil drug price phase and normies are back.

WE ARE COMING IN FOR A LANDING, BEARING: STRAIGHT DOWN

>>50701647
Thad got her pregnant.

>>50701638
Some random chink stock pumped like 15000% in the past two weeks and retards here bought the top as usual

>>50701544
>>50701548
>>50701568
okay, can you link to your posts from two weeks ago about about how AMTD was going to skyrocket, and why?
fail this test and you are shills.

>>50701568
>while missing a 20x
OH WAIT IT’S ACTUALLY A 200X
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somebody stop me from buying 100 shares of gamestop and selling weeklies to degenerates. Seems like a not bad way to pocket maybe an extra 50 a week

>>50701627
medication

>An entire PLTR thread on /biz/ right now
This is not good, bros

and just like that im homeless again

>>50701627
wtf is wrong with your schizo ass?

>>50701676
yeah, the top is in when that scam fag stock is getting shilled

>>50701665
>retards here bought the top as usual
This is why I keep coming back here

>>50701673
But those darn Reddit traders are too much rubble rousing for this sensitive and delicate market.
>cannabis sector is up as well but is being overshadowed by Pelosi and her insider trading

At least my oil ticker is up %0.02 today
Slow and steady, r-right guys?

Market just realized inflation has peaked. Meaning stock prices are the highest they'll ever be.

>>50701704

>>50701674
dont stop its been a great strategy been doin it since march 21. Just roll em when it pops up

>>50701673
>AMTD (HKD) said its underwriters will have an option to buy 2.4M shares of stock at $7.80 a share--or AMTD's (HKD) IPO share price.
>the float is 19M shares
hahaha oh shit if you're not shills you're going to get heemed worse than GME fags did

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Can I get a hallejuah for the 10yr

When you think about it, the crab, bull, and bear all walk on the same ground going across together. Neither of them lift off the ground to fly or dig into the ground below the earth. Most of their lives is spend on the surface level going from point A to point B horizontally.

>>50701739
HOLY FUCK WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT

>>50701739
IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN HALLELUJAH

A TOAST, TO NONCI PELOCI AND HER MASSIVE S&P WEEKLY PUTS POSITION

>>50701714
Are you done being a mentally ill faggot now?

>>50701655
I have 300 shares with a $2 average

remember mumu, the real fun doesn't begin until the curves un-invert

VIXchads, we are on the precipice of actually making money

VIX chads, i hope if you sold this morning you got back in on the dip

>>50701770
cheers

i wanna earnings gamble siga.. Y/N ?

>>50701777
Very nice

>>50701591
>worlds second superpower
>second
Oh no bro, your social credit score just dropped!

>>50701777
777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's true

>>50701777

Im not even going to explain why we are reaching all time highs in the next few months, I hope you all lose everything

>>50701777
checked

>>50701782
I didnt listen to you haha I'm still chadding

Fed is threw with Depp

>>50701794
im interesting in hearing the crackpipe thesis

>>50701739
15 goddamn basis points what the fuck

We are going to reach all time highs in the next few months. You guys will get your last warning

>>50701817

What's your real estate breakdown anons?

I got scammed by Bill Ackman

>"Enough is enough."
>"Give me the HKD shares."

>>50701813
No Hunter bedtime stories for you

>>50701836
Storage units are going to sell like hotcakes in the next few years

How do you guys talk yourselves down from impulsive spending?

Where's the UVXY niggas???????

When's the funeral

>>50701836
Buddy look at rate hike computer

>>50701756
I have been curve posting past couple days though
>>50701767
A bunch of places have been blasting christmas music already
>>50701816
3% will be the sweetspot for now.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>50701862
Biggest gainers the last decades from been instructure (cell towers), industrial (warehouses and storage units) and also that one reit that grows weed lol

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
there is a telegram pajeet chink shill group currently 'raiding' /smg/ trying to shill the stock HKD
Do not fall for it!
Do not buy anything they are shilling!
They are fucking faggots. The stock has zero liquidity. Do not fall for it. Do not fall for the false consensus "oh 6 people are saying they're buying X, so let me buy it now!"
use your brain, don't be a fucking retard
KILL YOURSELVES PAJEET CHINK SHILLS
SHOVE A FUCKING CHILI PEPPER UP YOUR PEE HOLE AND FUCK YOUR SISTER
NOBODY IS BUYING YOUR FUCKING SHIT
>>50701568
>>50701555
>>50701548
>>50701544
>>50701468
>>50701454
>>50701580
>>50701592
>>50701600
>>50701838
>>50701771
>>50701688
>>50701675
>>50701673
>>50701645
list of HKD pajeet chink shill IDs to add to your filter on 4chanX
you're welcome

spy closing green check em

>>50701887
dayum bro how much HKD did you buy at the top

>>50701866
why waste that money on consoomer goods when you could waste it on OTM SPY options

>>50701900
Zero
because I'm not a fucking retard
but I am protecting the dumb retard newfags who come to /smg/ and are dumb enough to fall for you faggot telegram shills
some would say who cares
why try to save the dumb newfags from an obvious rugpull scam
it mattered to that one
if I save even one person from being scammed by you fucking faggots, I will have succeeded
now, kindly, go fuck your sister

>>50701883
AFCG/IIPR

>>50701866
>buying anything right before the recession hits and everything gets severely marked down because of over supply
I've only bought a monitor because mine died after 7 years and laptop because the battery dies in 3 minutes without it being plugged in. Even shit shops like WMT TGT COST are over supplied with inventory and the CEOs have all said they're going to need to mark down prices because supply outweighs demand

Why is smg so slow now? mumus an heroe'd?

>>50701887
>implying I have the capital to FOMO into something over 2k/share
I need like a whole month of tech OOOing to get back in the green.

>>50701866
Think about the last time you had buyers remorse.

>>50701924
>IIPR
I like that one because of the reit quality, they gotta pass on those dividends

>>50701922
checked gonna go fuck my sister
we dont "protect newfags" here
go back

>>50701896
The Nasdaq will never be green again. I hope you had fun

>>50701922
If you weren’t a fucking retard then why are you spazzing out like the mental,y I’ll faggot we all know you to be. You aren’t protecting anyone. The whole point of watching shills burn others is to learn. Lemme guess your kither never let you stick the fork in the socket so you don’t actually know how bad it is. I bet you still drink breast milk you cuckhold.

>>50701936
>we dont "protect newfags" here
yes, we do. we're all going to make it. even the newfags.
if you are not on board with that, you can kill yourself, too

Again, retards are still bidding up the SPY with the 2 year up nearly 7%. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS THE MARKET IS PRICING IN ADDITIONAL RATE HIKES, or…

NO
PIOVOT

get the hint and save some money, RETARDS

HKD is russian money laundering scheme with the chinese?
use low float stock to pump and transfer wealth into russia for some kind of real world transaction?

>>50701928
SIGA faction split.

DFEN
SQQQ
UVXY
DRIP

Thanks Pelosi

>>50701928
They got too cocky,as always.

>>50701940
the spy is not nasdump retard

Gonna buy some contracts with an expiration 3 weeks out. At 409 on SPY. If I get evens they will be puts, odds they will be calls

>>50701922
there should be a post hand captcha build in on 4channel

I left to go to the gym for one fucking hour WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!?!??!

Bond movements don't mean anything when real rates are negative

>>50701713
Alright. In for 100 shares. I can't start selling calls until my funds settle unfortunately with my broker but fuck it I can't believe how unreal the premiums are on this piece of shit.

>>50701968
it is to me

>>50701961

More like Chinese, definitely related to Taiwan

AMD might go back down to $70?
Good, I always need more shares.

>>50701996
>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
You went to the gym ;---)

>>50701953
Who is this we? You remind me of someone else who spazzed out and lost their money by gambling options on meme plays. Please go to the bathroom, run some warm bath water, take your razor and cut along the vein and fall asleep.

>>50701996
>one hour
Dyel?

>>50702015
>+30% in 1 month
Yeah I'm thinking so too goy

>>50701922
Based. Fuck these street shitters. It's obvious by how defensive they are they are massively invested in this scam. Hope you niggers managed to make a profit before being left holding huge bags after the rug pull.

>>50701997
also the trend of intermediate and long term bonds has been slowly fucking dying ever since QE was invented
I'd buy ibonds and international before bonds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>>50702026

>>50702049
Now that I think about it, this dump is just directly from the Fed's SOMA account. They rarely get a chance to sell so they wait until there's some strength.
If it falls below 118 they'll buy again to stabilize it.

SAVA. Lol.

>>50701996
premarket is for cardio, afterhours is for lifting

This fucker is gonna fuck us all

Look at the stock. The company. The DoJ is investigating. The SAVA.

I fuckin hate ze crab

>>50702135
Anon, we have moved onto the next meme stock please keep up

What the fuck did you guys do?

>>50702152
I'm shorting it senpai. Have been for months

>>50702124
you faggots going to the gym and having butt sex in the locker room are going to get the pox.

R8 my meal prep

>>50701566
Because it was supposed to keep crashing 3 weeks ago.

should I go into SQQQ now

i'm gonna leverage AMD earnings with my classic nintendo collection

>>50702152
what is the next pump and dump meme

>>50702195
>>50702182
SQQQ

>>50702195
hkd

Boring day, Pelosi didn't die
Atleast we know Chinks are full of shit

>>50702195
revlon (REV)

>>50702176
fuck off with your reposts
>>>/ck/18183087

NOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH HKD ??

MY SOURCES TELL ME HKD IPO UNDERWRITERS ALLOCATED 16 MILLION SHARES TO BROKERS WHOSE CLIENTS FLIPPED THE IPO AND SOLD THE SHARES. THEY SOLD THE SHARES BUT IPO UNDERWRITERS NEVER DELIVERED THE SHARES WHICH CREATED SHORT POSITIONS.

WHAT TO DO WITH $HKD ??

MOST OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF AVOIDING IT HERE AT $2500 AS I THINK HKD FUNDAMENTAL IS WORTH ONLY AROUND $8 BUCKS A SHARE ITS CURRENTLY AT $2500 SO 99.99% DOWNSIDE.

IF YOU DECIDE TO BUY IT JUST TRADE IT DONT GET BAGGED AND HOLD IT FOR LONG TERM.

>>50702195
BBBY

>>50702220
Not my problem

>>50702216
>tripfag
shan't be giving him any more attention that he craves

>>50702176
too many tacos, not enough beers

10yr/2yr spread hit fresh lows

>>50702163
>>50702135
They will be found clear then moon to 150 again.

>>50702243
We are NOT in a recession so the Fed has to hike rates for the foreseeable future

>>50701896
Your singles have been acknowledged.

>>50702182
On open tomorrow

Bulls trade night, bears trade day

>>50701436
>>50701524
A bobo edit of the Brood entrance would be pure kino.

digits and spy touches $411 today again

*hits crack pipe*
this is the double top from may/june

>>50702232
Nobody asked schoolshooter

>Our whole free market is literally just fake.
The message the Biden administration is sending to the world right now. If I don't have faith that a bunch of clowns can force an economy to grow via top-down socialism, then I should not invest in this market until we have a new president.

1-9 and everything will be fine :)

>>50702176
Bretty good :DD

>>50702265
Time to shart

>>50702244
#APESNOTLEAVING
#FUCKTHESHORTS
#ENDALZ

>>50702272
It’s customary in English syntax to put a comma before the subject being addressed, ESL nigger.

>>50702277
Not so fast

>>50702234
on a scale of 1 to faggot, i rate your meal prep the reddit.

these chinese stocks are going nuts

ILAG
AIU
OST
UTME

>>50702287
*blasts a giant fart in your face, blowing chunks of shit into your mouth*

>you want the tesla? Okay but all other cars no longer exist!

>>50701887
>>50701922
>>50701627
>>50701596
schhizo alert schizo alert this guy is schizoing out be on guard. he thinks people cant naturally have a reason to shitpost about a stock that went up 1000%. be aware, these are the shizos that you post with.

>>50702293
wow even the chinese stocks in china are going nuts too amazing

>>50702300
Tesla doesn't even produce the most electric cars

>>50702300
nobody actually wants electric cars tho

>nancy pelosi dabs on xi jinping
>china pumps all their chinese stockss in the us stock market

spy finna go green

>I am willing to sacrifice all credibility for our economic system in order to make sure we elect a bunch of socialists who will make sure parents can keep cutting their kids' dicks off

>soxl may hit $30 by september

>rn
>ngl
>GAY SEX
>SIRS
Why the fuck do twitterfags and pajeets come to /smg/ now?

>>50702338
do you think they'll actually go for the student loan payoff?

SPY Head and Shoulders?

Congress is "saving the planet" with this EV tax credit by spending roughly $700-$1,000 per incremental ton of CO2 saved (at least 15x and as much as 50x more than the actual cost of efficiently reducing CO2) while making Elon Musk wealthier. It's an insane giveaway.

>>50702297
Ahh, yes, the customary greeting of low-caste Indian males.

>>50702338
and more illegal immigrants... don't forget that one

>>50702300
H fuel cell is the future tesla is gay garbage for monki ridden degenerate gaybros

>>50702350
Not as long as SLABS are a thing.

>>50702300
EVs are such pieces of shit, no thanks

>>50702279
i already sharted myself once today

>>50702338
and that's a good thing, heres why!

>>50702286
You could offer proof of wrongdoing instead of acting like a fool.

>>50702358
The problem is that tesla is overpriced as fuck. They constitute 99% of the market equity of all car manufacturers but are less than 1% of all car production.

There's a reason its fucking PE ratio is over a hundred

>>50702355
>Robinhood candles

>>50702350
If they do, it won't be the problem. The problem will still be that we have a bunch of spooks hiding behind a socialist monetary philosophy called "MMT," and they've hijacked the country because they think they know what everyone is supposed to be doing, e.g. according to "MMT," it would be better to keep people on a small wage and pay them to dig and refill holes, in order to maintain idle capacity, than it would be to let them do "unproductive" things like learn about real economics or politics.

>>50702338
How many hours a day do you spend imagining worlds that make you mad? Lmao huwhyte retards

Why doesn't Tesla make motorcycles or scooters?

>>50702399
I spend the majority of my day having an imaginary world shoved down my throat by all kinds of elite-funded PR campaigns, and it makes me mad, if that's what you mean.

>>50702360

>>50702383
Wtf are you talking about dipshit. SAVA has essentially reversed Alzheimer's symptoms in 28 days based on their Ph2b trial. SAVA to the fucking moon. $150 share price target

>these fake SIGA pumps

Lol. Lmao even

Has there ever been a gayer stock that MPC
They beat their earnings by 35%, have stock buybacks and even have Greta guidance but this crabs like shit
Niggers market makers

>>50702454
> plus 300% since covid low
lol say it with me "PRICED IN."

>>50702441
Just confirming your mental capacity is all.

A reminder the same people who are calling SIGA a pnd scam bought HKD. This is why you should never listen to bears in general. They are the lowest IQ people in this community.

Can someone here explain warrants at ibkr to me?
Let's say it says STK WAR AUG16'22 10 EUR Call (UNIAG,1.0) for a price of 5€. Does that mean it's technically in the money once the stock hits 15.01€? And I get to exercise it at August 16th 2022 with an exercise ratio of 1 meaning one stock per warrant?
Am I missing something? Cause there are tons of warrants that are ITM by a large margin, I don't get ibkr's system please someone help me

>>50702475
Say it without me
"I guzzle reddit cock"

>>50702480
Those are both p&ds tho

>>50702454 >>50702475

AMZN, am I doing this right?

>>50702477
Why aren't you buying SAVA at these cheap prices? You fucking moron.

>>50702482
and what the fuck is UNIAG, it's not a bank right?

Is TSM's IV elevated in light of recent Pelosi-related events? What if people VRP harvested on TSM for this event. Wouldn't that be something.

>>50702501
You know that's not true. SIGA actually has products, no debt, and cash flow. HKD is just a chink vaporware company

Kam on 10yr lets see a 20bp move

>>50702527
TSM is hilariously fucking low and you should be holding it. PE of 18 and $86 dollars for a company that makes $2 trillion a year is fucking insane

HORY FUCKING SHEEET
ROOK AT DIS STOCK MARKET GENERAR

https://twitter.com/BangXiao_/status/1554379088475074561

>Latest footage circulating on Chinese social media WeChat shows armoured vehicles on the move in the southern Chinese city of Xiamen, as US Speaker Pelosi is reportedly heading to Taipei.

>>50702450
How come you’re paying attention? You didn’t short it, did you?

>>50702058
I hate uber so fucking much

>>50702551
just because they have a product doesn't mean there is a market for their product. like i produce cum with my cock, but nobody is willing to buy my cum from me for even 5 dollars a share.

>>50702563
Do you think TSM is priced where it is because of geopolitical tensions? I don't think PE is really a good metric anyways, and also they don't make $2 trillion. Wtf. $45.51 billion were their 2021 revenues.

>>50702603
I think it's a mixture of being a foreign stock and the fear of Chinese invasion yes.
Oh fuck sorry I meant their currency,

>>50702563
>that makes $2 trillion a year is fucking insane
Retards like you need to lurk minimum 2 years before posting.

>>50702350
They gotta save something for 2024.

>>50702632
I meant the taiwanese dollar sorry
and it's literally called the taiwanese dollar

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>>50702627
Welp maybe there's a case to buy the dip if you do believe geopolitics will crush volatility and put buyers and shorts (hedgers) will cover

>>50702643
>born 81
>millenial
P U research isn't what it used to be

>>50702595
And I like to do cun tributes to pictures of your gookfu but you don't see me trying to compare it to the stock market do you? (Pic related is the latest tribute photo)

What did you slurp today?
>SWAV

>>50702350
The sub prime mortgage security market was worth less collectively than all the student loans now. They could conceivably get rid of the debt, it's almost entirely owed to the dept of education but it would probably cause a financial crisis on its own. It's a fucked situation, government should stop giving loans away like candy first but that's not gonna happen.

>>50702675
>"Why do you need an ar-15 to hunt?"
>>50702681
the fuck is with the hair
is it a mutt thing

>>50702681
Agreed. I should be considered an "old" millenial and not a young millenial, at 32.

>>50702721
he be bussin

>On June 22nd, hedge fund manager Cliff Asness opened a new AMC short position, and stated: "I dare all the meme stock maniacs to try to hurt us."

>Since then, AMC is up nearly 34%, and up 9% today.
Lol.

>>50702684
You know what, i'm leaving. This place is a shit hole anyway.

>>50702721
Touch grass my brother in christ this no cap the style now fr fr

Damn Amazon daily candles make it look like it's about to puke.

>>50702773
Good hopefully quasar shows up after you leave. He's way cooler than you anyway.

>>50701996
algos
we hit the resistance from previous month
God willing indices dump at last.

>>50702681
>>50702741
They changed it in 2015 so that 1981-1983 was millennial instead of gen x, so they could take the last 4 years of the millennial generation and put them into gen z.
>mfw looking at zoomers say that a 23 year old dating a 19 year old is pedo

AEMD ladies

I may finally be able to dump my GEO bags soon, lads

>>50702782
I was just thinking the same thing

Thanks for playing Bobo

>>50702813
>Be born 83
>Nobody can decide what generation i'm supposed to be

Imagine thinking we’re in a healthy economy... They’re going hang all the mumu faggot out to dry, this has been the back to school rally so they can pay tuition for their kids and buy fall wardrobes

GAYSEX BROS !!!!!!

>>50701468
you good?

>>50702873
You have no idea

>>50702852
REEEEEEE I SOLD TOO EARLY REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50702306
lol this

>>50702592
My sister works in LA as a production assistant/producer/fixer. She had to deliver some bull shit to Uber HQ once and said “it’s full of beautiful people that all seem to be socializing without getting no much work done”.

Short Uber. They’ll be laying people off before long.

>>50702852
Damn I sold that for 40% yesterday. Oh well, still solid. Congrats bros

>>50702813
yea its just arbitrary bullshit. born after the new millennium is millennial idk what the jews say

>>50702881
This post is not a good economic indicator.

>>50702915
That's LA in general though. It's one giant fake city.

>>50702306
youre gaslighting him.

>>50702906
When is LMDX gonna face rip? Are they going to hop on the monkeytrain or get left behind?

>>50702881
Im going to need a new fall wardrobe because I am now 235 lbs after some family bullshit and heavy lifting

>>50702949
They are a covid based company, I don't know if they will be getting into mpox or not. Either way they are not a pnd like a lot of other stocks. I'm up 20% on it

>>50702922
If you weren’t around and can remember Michael Jordan’s last game where he stole the ball and hit the championship winning and and can’t reme New Year’s Eve 1999 and all the panic that surrounded y2k then you’re not a millennial

>>50702966
>heavy lifting
moving cheeseburgers from the table to your mouth isn't heavy lifting fat fuck

Someone redpill me on FATH

>>50702770
Are they having tea?

>>50702940
There are SOME skilled people there, but yes, the majority are parasites. Uber probably has a solid dev team and good legal team, but the rest are likely “media consultants” or “social media rep” type make-work jobs. I bet their HR team is a nightmare.

>>50702991
I am within 20% weight of the 1/2/3/4 as a working set.

Every time /smg/ starts getting this bullish
>MELT UP WAGMI BOBOS BTFO LE CARTOON COW PRICED IN WE FUCKING TOLD YOU BETTING AGAINST AMERICA. CARTOON COW CARTOON COW!
it's a massive sell signal

Shoulda bought VIX calls on friday.

>that double top on qqq
yup time to short

Volatility chuds is it our time?

wtf other people on this shithole general are shorting UBER too? LOVE U GUYS!

gonna take a nap after close

>>50703068
i shorted a week too early but I think Ill make it out alive
t. SQQQ at 46

>>50702977
I think it’s all to do with pic related. If you can’t remember millions of these discs littering the streets then you aren’t a millennial.

>>50703076
always was

If /smg/ doesn’t think this mini dump is bad wait until China starts doing military drills surrounding Taiwan and we break 400 on spy easily this week... I got some shorts on spy and TSM

You think apple is gonna crash anytime soon? Feels like Xi is one phone call away from banning american companies

>>50703076
patience, the black swan flies with no warning when we least expect him

>>50703102
Not just that but you knew the sound of the internet calling a friends house

>>50703119
probably just a straight up confiscation incoming i won't cry for those retarded faggots either

>>50703102
>millenial zoomer cusp with boomer parents

>>50703045
i was 185 at that point

>>50703000
gun buybacks are bullish for them

>>50703102
DEE DEE DEEE CHSHCSHCSHCSHCSHCSH UHCSUHCUSHCSCH

ive now bought & sold SIGA twice, then today i bought again.
i dunno wtf i am doing bros
thanks

>>50703163
Are you making a profit each time? That's the only goal here.

>>50703158
>>50703133
i miss when the internet wasnt full of niggers and stocks still traded in fractions of a point

DOWboomers, why is it dumping?

>>50703182
Wait i thought we were all in this to ironically lose money

yeah, im thinking we are back

BASED BIDEN NOT EVER DECLARING A MUNKEYPOX EMERGENCY. 4D CHESS

Can someone tell me good space/rocket stocks to buy with a market cap under 1.5B? Also looking for SIGA competitors. I need them.

>>50703000
Someone here said to buy it. I bought yesterday and caused it to go down 9% today. Probably a good buy now.

>>50703207
Because the industry is only average at best right now.

>>50703189
me too anon, me too. i had taken it for granted.

>>50703209
you're losing money on this?

>>50703229
ASTR? Some guy shilled it around a buck months ago. They operate out of a fucked up warehouse about 20 min from me in Alameda.

>>50703182
i did, but, not very much.
gonna try and hold on to some shares for the rest of the week and see where it lands

>>50703290
New

>>50703229
APDN just announced they have mpoz tests
of course this doesn't mean you have to go all in on one stock like most retards here do

Why is the Nasdaq being propped up harder than the other indexes? I thought it was supposed to dump the hardest

>>50703229
I've got TNXP, GOVX, BVNRY and AEMD in my monkeycoof watchlist. I know there's a few others, though.

>>50703158
What did the image macro look like when it failed to connect? I’m getting big nostalgia right now.

Trying to log on, failing, disconnecting the phone-line, reconnecting it, starting the program back up again… ahhh, good times.

>>50702977
I don't know why people don't realize this but the GI generation was named for WWII, something that happened 15 years after the last GIer was born.

Generations aren't defined by "if you played Halo ODST instead of Halo 2, you're a zombor instead of a momgril" but by actual shared experiences that matter like "and then 2008 fucked you all up.

>>50703327
Because Nasdaq has all the globalist bug eater surveillance state stocks in it, and it's imperative for SOMEONE (who???) that they stay propped up.

>>50703389
>coming of age during 08 - millenial
>coming of age during the coof - zoomzoom
makes sense

come to think of it, what the fuck does china plan to do with a bunch of tanks on taiwan? there's not going to be enough space for operational maneuverability for the amount of armor they could send over there. plus why the fuck would you when you can launch infantry while encircling the island with a navy? do they plan on fighting along their buffer states to the south or something? i dont get it. those tanks are useless for external conflict and should only be used for combating an invasion.

>>50703119
That's not how they operate. First they require companies to bring government inspectors in as employees, then they put all kinds of regulations on them, then they take people's families hostage, then they order the branches in China to take orders from the government inspectors instead of the main company, then the main company takes legal action and the government rules in favor of the rogue branch, and then it renames itself to be a Chinese company.

This takes a while so it won't be that soon.

>>50703624
it's for internal consumption silly, people are mad on weibo n shiet.