/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50693586
Hello sers

>>50693586
>yes hello cindy?
>show bob and vagene

>>50693586
>late start today
>4 replies

>>50693586
Darin Wilson you fucking slacker

>>50693586
this is retarded. if a manager wants to know what i'm doing he should just ask or better yet get his ass in my office.

>>50693586
Respect to AJ the only one who didn't do the emoji

>>50693586
>late start today - finally here
>4 replies
LOL PLEASE open those comments

>>50695386
Yes because he is chad and probably was also late but he just acted like nothing happened. Meanwhile the retarted beta darin got shit on by the hr bitch.

wanking

back

>>50693586
>smoking

do this once an hour

Have to poop brb.... This one feels stinky
>7 replies

Sorry guys I was late checking biz today, I'll be posting soon!

>>50695482
I think its called the pomodoro technique. You get baked and do some work every hour.

god i love being a NEET

What's this post supposed to convey?

>>50695553
Your inability to convince others of your womanhood

>>50695390
let me guess, Morgan is from HR

>>50693586
This is modern day hell

>>50695551
c: y2vax

also i wonder if these idiots realize what the status on slack is for.. you know like literally setting your status to lunch for one hour instead of posting it in a channel like some inefficiently programmed npc

>>50693586
> late start today - finally here
> 4 replies
> HR roastie with japanese ogre emoji
Can't imagine it's anything good
Fuck I love being a NEET

>>50693586
We make the lower level employees do that at my job, and most of them are too retarded to even do that. It's degrading as all hell but some many adults with college degrees are the biggest children around, I swear. Ugh, I need out of this place.

Is this a real? Trade chad here my boss is essentially forced to take me at my word of where I've been and for how long

>>50693586
so this is what hell looks like

>>50693586
"been back"

based AJ

>>50693586
how fucking stupid is this shit

why not using a card you put in a machine that stamps start/finish? i remember that stuff when helping out in a local bakery. used to let my friendo stamp my exit cause he was doing overtime every fucking day. good times.

>>50693586
>wage slave reporting
>waging
>late for my wages hopefully I won't have to kill myself from being fired tehe - 4 replies
>Totally working don't fire me Mr. Shekelstein
>being a fat pig
>lol eating fat pig pussy at her house
>Roastieing

>>50696562
this is likely for people working from home, basically just a virtual timeclock

>>50696365
I've worked in a place like this.
It's a demand from a manager. The manager doesn't actually follow any it of course, it's just to help them feel in control because they don't understand what's going on.

>>50696759
damn that's sounds soul crushing. i would look for another job if i had to work in that kind of environment. how do you get anything done if you constantly have to do menial tasks with no point like this

>>50693586
What the fuck imagine being American, nobody gives a flying fuck when i work or how long the only things i HAVE to attend are meetings

>>50695445
underrated

>>50693586
Darin got fired didnt he

>>50693645
Get back to work shooting black people, Darrin Wilson

there is so much condensed into this image, it's a piece of art

> rollcall
> guy that's honest about being late getting roasted by the HR roastie
> gut that was even later "been back" acting like he wasnt late gets a pass (probably fucking the roastie)
> guy with a pink unicorn
> asian girl "lunching" cos she doesn't want to sound repetitive

only thing thats missing is the pronouns

>>50693613
Darin is the sigma male of the office for sure

>>50693586
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH holy shit

Is there something more emasculating than being micromanaged? I would quit in an instant KEK

do corporate wagies really?

i work in a call center for microsoft

everybody told me it was hell and i will burnout

i WFH and i can literally go to the restaurant during my shift

i don't have to report my actions to anyone

my manager is from kuwait, 35 y/o hookah smoker he doesn't care what you do you during your shift if you close some cases at the end of the day

always give you some tips about cases he assigns to you (look at this and that)

told us, when there was a rumour microsoft will put us on webcam supervision, that he will not report anything

comfy

>>50693586
Please open those replies

>>50699112
>i work in a call center
>comfy

>>50699340
imagine it's probably great if you're american. Imagine how happy people are when they're not routed to Bangladesh

>>50693586
>back from fapping to Morgan's PFP
Now to buy some juicy shitcoins on company time.

>>50699444
i swear on one side fuck waging, but desu 80% of wagies jobs are just make work and allow you to fuck around doing other shit... maybe wagies win eventually.
What shitcoins you slinging atm anon?

>>50693586
Is this from am old version of slack, or do these retards really not know how to set statuses?

>>50699112
Youre a loser. I make more money than you and my work computer isnt full of corporate spyware. I can do everything you do, and its expected that i will.

>>50699583
> or do these retards really not know how to set statuses?
It's a method of time tracking, without calling it that

>>50699605
>I make more money than you and my work computer isnt full of corporate spyware
so you're not using windows nor os x?

>>50699559
picrel

I don't understand

My company makes me do this shit, I hate it so much.

>>50699605
i literally told you i was going to the restaurant during my shifts + manager doesn't care

also you probably make more than me but you live worse than me because i live in third world and my salary is +50% than the average in the capital city

so yeah, kys Cletus your sister suck black dicks

>>50699721
chart looking poompy, you a tg anon?

>>50699917
janitorial avoidance

doesnt this hr roastie understand what slack status is for? you can literally see history of it for users if you want to micromanage people about their time in certain statuses...

>>50699815
>i live in third world
it's time to stop posting

>>50693586
We used to use hipchat at my old place, and it was just like this bullshit all day every day.
>cover me
>i'll be back
>lunch time boyo

>>50693586
> Anon, are you joining the meeting? It's been 1 minute

>>50701314
>Hipchat
Based
Around five years ago I worked at a software place that used it for internal chat. The producer set up a bot that would drag in pictures from somewhere after inputting a command with some related phrase, obviously we (producer included) used it for banter and memes. We tried getting porn to pop up with no success.
Then someone figured out that after inputting random letters/numbers there's a chance some disgusting fetish porn pops up. Admin dude was also in it and he sat in another room right next to bossman, so we coined "Hipchat Roulette" to see if someone will get fired after invoking some zoophilia/coprophiliac pic on a screen a few steps away from bossman himself. Unfortunately he never noticed it. These days were truly based and redpilled.
Then bossman hired women and everything had to be squeaky clean.

Few years later it turned out that the section I previously worked at made a private channel for themselves and they discussed, among other things, how they're not working and also which female coworkers they'd like to fuck. Seniors found out because one tard handed away a laptop to a senior with Hipchat open and running, half of the team including the tard got fired.

>>50695445
what are some other workplace appropriate names for wanking? I need to switch it up to keep it fresh

>>50693586
My last job was unironically like this. God, that was cancerous.

Hi all, just got done fapping

>>50695390
yes please open it

>>50701727
>half of the team including the tard got fired.
based, chudcels btfo like always

>>50698735
naw a true sigma wouldn't report in like this

>>50699112
>this set up
>comfy

*This post is marked as important**
OH MAN I GOTTA POOP!
Sorry, wrong chat lol
>doesn’t delete it

>>50693586
holy fuck so glad I don't work for a company like this. man my wfh job is so comfy. no micro managers and everyone is really chill.

>>50696513
WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL THEN AJ YOU MOTHERFUCK

>>50703858
lol i wonder how the angry people will stick to "chud" and "incel" as their go-to

>>50703934
rich chud reporting in

>>50695553
It's a display of how cucked and narcissistic the modern wage cuck has become.
They're cuckoldry is demonstrated by how ready and willing they are to please their master and how worried they are about appearing unproductive
They're narcissism is demonstrated by them actually thinking their manager is constantly thinking about them and keeping tabs on them