/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Posting children in a seductive manor
anon.. I

>>50689555
This is the thread.

Why did TLT +2% (TMF +7%). I was looking to enter a position and I missed it

>>50689555
Better OP pic

VIX chads are you ready?

>>50689603
I could've saved her bros. It hurts.

>>50689623
oh i'm ready

This is bullshit. I was waiting for SPY to get to 416 before entering a short and now I missed it

>entire state of illinois declares state of emergency
>mpox found in "strategic manholes" in las vegas sewer system
>big balls nancy lands in east taiwan in less than 12 hours

wew lads... wew

>>50689623
meh ive been holding so long its going to need to hit 32 or so for me to be in profit
lets gooo...

Hopefully it's not crabbing tomorrow,Amd earnings happening.might go upwards.

>>50689603
I sold one in my Roth awhile back to buy more of the other. I don't know which one I did and I'm still afraid to look at that portfolio

>oil deep red, gets Cramer kiss of death
>SOXL green
Take that chuds.

>>50689647
>strategic man holes
This is another one of those faggot things isn't it.

>>50689672
What if I own oil and Socks L

>>50689647
So green day tomorrow?

>>50689685
Are you me?

>>50689672
When will Cramer get bullish for semis?

>>50689623
ready for it drop to sub 10?

>>50689698
We can't lose

GOVX still gonna go up? Thinking about buying some

>futures

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aemd-positive-results-range-conditions-152500368.html
>Specifically, the data indicated that the Hemopurifier removed 44% of infectious MPV in the first hour of testing, 82% after six hours, and 98% after 20 hours. The studies were conducted in triplicate and data verification was provided by real-time polymerase chain reaction.
Seems promising.

Remember when es em gee laughed off a Chinese invasion of Taiwan? We're closer than ever to that being a reality.

>>50689814
Ticker is AEMD. Keep an eye on this if you’re speculative for gaypox

>>50689821
Today I will remind them

The launch window for AST SpaceMobile's Blue Walker 3 satellite starts September 7th. Buy ASTS before the rocket, quite literally, takes off.

>>50689814
>>50689836
Just don’t make another fucking splitoff general once you get heemed

I bought TQQQ today. I'm betting on #America

I don't want to think just tell me what funny letters to put my money into

>>50689836
>>50689814
>Speculating
It's already up 40%

>>50689862
>weapons of mass destruction
>Adverse tech advances
I wonder if these two are correlated

>>50689821
Can't invade a part of your own country

Really why would that cunt Nancy go to Taiwan now?

>>50689577
A literal projecting gay pedo

Here is the result of my self learning price- only long-only algo.

Sharpe ratio of 0.5

Underwhelming

>>50689901
because fuck china, america FUCK YEAH.

>>50689901
She wanted chips

>>50689672
Why the FUCK was oil so calm today after the initial dump?

>>50689923
bots

>>50689889
It’s a penny stock. They’re notoriously volatile. 40% for a biotech penny stock is a sneeze, it happens all the time.

>>50689923
Hedging for volatility maybe.

>>50689926
Possible. But it feels like one of those days where SPY moves 0.10% the day before FOMC.

>>50689935
Yeah, like we're at a price floor and the OPEC meeting's Wednesday. But it's Wednesday, not tomorrow so wtf.

>>50689895
Consider that the 2008-2010 guidance had like 80% of the items come true, this seems like a pretty good way to sniff out their plans and ride the coattails of it.

For example, "infectious diseases" is obviously mpox, but I saw a case of polio in NY and even ebola get mentioned. Extreme weather is going to fuck up crops, and livelihood crises could simply be anything along the production/retail chains as businesses have to scale down.
Cybersecurity and digital inequality mean old people get fucked by the internet of things being incomprehensible to them, though a minor issue for anyone here.

Asset bubble burst, price instability, commodity shocks, debt crises, and infrastructure are all interrelated, depending on where and what gets affected. Seems to imply that a technology based issue will cause a lot of problems with economics (HFT traders being "hacked", perhaps?) There would be a ripple effect once things start to get fucky.

WMD is an old meme and probably just a justification for going to way with Putin or Palestine or Iraq/Iran again. Who cares. State collapse could refer to that or perhaps Taiwan or Korea being affected.

Biodiversity is interesting, because it means a certain crucial species, such as honeybees could become threatened, which affects the food supply.

>>50689942
There is still a supply shortage, hedgefunds have been fucking with the price a lot lately, but one hurricane or one pipeline damaged or one event like that and it's back to $110 oil.

>>50689930
Ah, but it's on NYSE and is optionable, not something that many penny stocks can claim. For example, I had CIDM when it was in the 2-6$ range and it barely made it into Russell. Might be funny to get a stinkbid on a far dated OTM call though.

>>50689915
>>50689901
Referring to my schizo chart >>50689862, this could be them setting up the conditions for for IT infrastructure issues and cybersec. Don't forget, British MPs are there, too.

>>50689911
And the 50 stocks it was trading

>>50689645
Didn't you look at the chart? Resistance at 412-417

>>50689951
I've seen a pic of a rock saying keep the population at a certain number somewhere
Im not taking pills here,but some wild shit might be happening in the next decade

>>50689555
I unironically trust those children to have a more accurate take on if we are in a recession or not than CNN or MSNBC.
West Nile Virus has started to spread in the East Bay CA (oakland richmond etc), Any good plays for this? I think BMY makes the Hep C antiviral that is sometimes used for west nile - but they seem too large of a company to be effected by a more localized event like this.
Could mix with the coof or monkey to spread further though who knows at this point...

10yr/3month now at 0.7 basis points away from inversion. Another key bearish indicator along with the 10y/2y, various leading economic indicators etc.

>>50690001
500 million people? Why, thats enough population for 6 million jews to have 80 slaves each :^)
Sorry anon, the Georgia Guidestones got memoryholed

>>50689623
Is there still room on the vix train?

>>50690029
Yellen will change the definition of inversion

>CALIFORNIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER M*NKEYP*X - BBG
hmmm

Anime, Sex, Money

>>50690071
What's the demographics on the states that have declared emergency over Pox?

>>50690001
oh well if it's written on a rock it must be set in stone

>>50690070
>inverting inversion itself
the absolute satanic epitome

>>50690095
High population of out of state tourists.

https://spintwig.com/spy-wheel-45-dte-cash-secured-options-backtest/

I was talking with the author of this article (his website today)^^

This guy has blown the fuck out of reddit thetagang dipshits who think wheeling is a good idea. He posts a lot of backtests on reddit and from what I could gather he's a pretty smart dude. Let me copy/paste what he wrote, it's pretty funny. And highly encourage you to read his post, it elucidates how useless wheeling is as a strategy. No edge, no positive EV. No nothing.

What he said:

"I do however have a comprehensive wheel backtest on my site https://spintwig.com/spy-wheel-45-dte-cash-secured-options-backtest/

It was posted to r/options and r/thetaGang about a 18mo ago. Based on the responses in r/thetaGang, you'd have thought they were all children that learnt the truth about Santa.

"what do you mean it underperforms buy and hold?"
"you did it wrong, you need to <insert some random variation>"
"...but my cost basis."
"it's impossible for covered calls to lose money, my account value keeps going up even when my shares are getting called away"

And a bunch of other logical fallacies. Most people that "got it" were downvoted into oblivion."

>Biden still drone striking muzzies
>Pelosi dabbing on chinks
When did Dems get so based?

>>50690095
whole lotta gays

>>50690144
run the wheel on gme not spy

>>50690144
All you have to do is buy tech when it's safe and have the courage to sell.

>>50690161
Tard
>>50690173
>all you have to is X....not Y like we originally said at Thetagang!

>>50690144
this website gave me over 9000 viruses

>>50689862
> P1: already happened with COVID
> P2: in progress we'll see how long the Fed can prop up this shitshow
> Russia slow grind to stalemate in Ukraine, China eyeing Taiwan, North Korea surely must be plotting something as well
s-surely P3 is just pessimistic and the end results won't be global thermonuclear warfare and return to monke... r-right??

convince me not to short bonds again

>futures

>>50690144
Wheeling is only a strategy to cultivate longs by extracting money off volatility.

>>50689993
I got greedy this time. I was expecting 1 more whipsaw day before they dump it and didn't want to get heemed if I'm gonna drop $10,000 with options expiring this Friday. I was right tho

I sold the top. Have fun on the way back down.

>>50690095
So far 100% of the states (all two of them) have had an overwhelming liberal/gay concentration.
Hmm

>>50690144
Tldr

>>50689647
California just declared an emergency kek.
>blue states having problems
>blue states desperate to get those mail ballots
No refunds.

>>50689814
>Homopurifier
Does it also cure the gay?

>>50690144
Interesting but no one does this with 45dte. Theta decay accelerates as you get closer to expiration, so I would like to see this same backtest with weekly calls.

>>50690237
Real estate in China and Australia is getting heemed and current bond yields have inverted.

>>50689651
It will crab.

>>50689672
AMD moved faster than S*XL did today. S*XL is garbage.

>>50690249
No. Absolutely not, you are literally describing the exact reason you do NOT wheel on single names if you're trying to extract volatility.

The point of owning a single name stock is that there’s generally higher volatility to the upside. When you cap that with a covered call strategy you’re just limiting the upside while staying exposed to the downside volatility.

Nobody ever thinks about these things in the mainstream retail trading community because places like /biz/ and stocktwits and thetagang are circle jerks where negative Expected Value strategies with no edge are advertised as beating the market.

SOXL is basically /smg/'s version of the thetagang garbage strategy. Both strategies have zero edge, -ve EV, and delude retail into thinking they have all their risk (i.e. basis risk, vol risk, etc) covered
>>50690290
Are you kidding me?

Everyone does it with 45 DTE, thetagang advocates for 45 DTE and so do tastytrade morons.

>so I would like to see this same backtest with weekly calls.

This would perform far, far worse. Even thetagang tards aren't stupid enough to wheel with weeklys.

>>50689862
>digital inequality
Oh no bros, the africans don't get to post on 4chan. Truly this is racism.

>>50690295
>S*XL is garbage
When the fuck will David Soxl take out Intel?

>>50690144
What, selling covered calls? I'm in the "it's impossible to lose money" camp, as long as the stock doesn't drop. So far I've sold 2 or 3 cycles of contracts on UUUU, and made like 0.30/call each time, vs a stock price of 6.00. That works out to 5% a month, or around 60% a year under ideal circumstances. Let's be very conservative and say it's only a fifth of that - 10-12% gains APR by running it, which is like twice what a dividend would pay.

>>50689555
Bruv, look at the 3 month yeild

>>50690302
Why not? I sell a weekly call every week. If you predict the price at EOW, it’s definitely got an edge over holding spy. You can sell ITM calls if you’re bearish, and OTM calls when you’re bullish. It’s definitely higher risk but isn’t that how you win? Seems to me like a good blend of investing and gambling

it's my birthday month, how do I profit from this?
already got free Red Robin, free AMC popcorn and drink

>>50690292
but how long will people hold the crap if I believe the fed is going to continue hiking rates until the job market cools off?

>>50690184
No u

>>50690302
>The point of owning a single name stock is that there’s generally higher volatility to the upside. When you cap that with a covered call strategy you’re just limiting the upside while staying exposed to the downside volatility.
Okay this makes sense to me. In others, CCs aren't good because they violate the efficient frontier and have skewed risk:return.
And I suppose if you wanted to do volatility you'd do calendar spreads or what have you, whereas stock is a delta play

My argument is then: you're long delta but receiving premia as a way to hedge mild downside risk (as a collar would), in the form of a cash moat, which you then reinvest into the stock, as a DRIP would. Besides, what PTs are these people on Reddit setting? If I had WMT (and I do), I would sell 150 strike calls against a share price of 120-130 for 30-45dte. Something that's 2 SD's on the upside away from the current share price. If it exercises, you lock in profits and layer out, and if not, you keep going.

Is this bullish or bearish for SOXL

>>50690331
By not gambling on stocks on your birthday and then wanting to kill yourself when you lose money.

>>50690378
bearish for people who need new cars every three months, they'll rope

Short or long MSFT?

>>50690378
It's bearish for the entire economy. This may be the black swan to crash the entire market of the WORLD.

>>50690453
Isn't Bill a big fan of eugenics?

>>50690453
You view Bill Gates as a Eugenicist, I view him as compassionate. The elites can usher in a eugenics program and enslave humanity the real way. Death and real suffering. Instead they decide to the humane way. Through brainwashing of our children. By turning them gay and trans. And making it fun to live sustainability. Ignorance is bliss for the normies and the elites are humane.

The world is evolving and very soon there will be an entire class of useless people. If we do not provide them financial and emotional support through the media they will start a revolution that will destroy our society. A society that took centuries to build.

>>50689821
Seems China wasn’t impressed by the resistance the US put up against Russia’s Ukraine invasion

>>50690378
>return of vacuum KINO incoming

>create CHIPS act because we don't have have any FABS
>companies get gibs to remain fabless
Amazing boomernomics.

>>50690222
There are several situations where thermonuclear exchange is not only limited, but survivable. Just don't live near a strategic target.

Invest in giant lizards.

>>50690323
>>50690368

>What, selling covered calls? I'm in the "it's impossible to lose money" camp, as long as the stock doesn't drop
And this is exactly why the average covered call/wheel seller is never going to make it, ever. Because they are capping their volatility to the upside.

>So far I've sold 2 or 3 cycles of contracts on UUUU, and made like 0.30/call each time, vs a stock price of 6.00. That works out to 5% a month, or around 60% a year under ideal circumstances.

Re-read what you just wrong and understand how fucking stupid it sounds
>60% a year in ideal circumstances
>Covered Call tards and Wheelers think they can get like 4000 bps of alpha yearly because they can accurately predict call price.

Over a long enough time period, the strategy you are describing is hilariously terrible.

Here's the only way covered call sellers and wheelers actually make money: timing luck.

If you're just wheeling equities with solid fundamentals, you're almost always better off going long with leverage.

A lot of you call sellers/wheelers make one GIANT mistake, which has to do with fundamentally understanding volatility and it's relationship with delta: people who use these strategies use delta as probability
80 delta = 80 PoP in their deluded worldview. WRONG.


Wheeling and CC is dangerous for new traders especially cause the high winrate is enticing. they sell OTM puts indiscriminately claiming 20% (or 60% like you LMFAOOO) CAGR is easy,

When CC guys and wheelers get into this strategy and make money it is because It’s really not theta profits that’s making them money.


It’s rather delta and a mixture of VRP.

theta gang is great until you get smooshed by an invisible steamroller trying to pick up pennies and have to re-evaluate your strategy

Especially when market perceives downturn, you’re selling a call that is priced very low

Bottom line: CC/Wheel strategies don’t generate alpha, they are beta harvesting strategies lol

>>50690491
Yes and he is willing to make the sacrifice of his own kids for the greater good. She probably fell for the brainwashing so she was never going to make it..

>>50690511

>>50690505
They realized all we could do is try to send money and weapons (to an island this will be much harder) and economically sanction them, which we really can't do as much to China since were so incredibly reliant on them.

>>50690453
The Gates are going to be this centuries' iteration of the Vanderbilts. All their money will be pissed away by their children especially their retarded daughters and their brown boyfriends/husbands.

Instead of funding Israel why don't we just turn Taiwan into the next Israel (for the purposes of fucking with China) since the Taiwanese aren't ethnically cleansing anyone as far as we know like Israel is and offer us a lot of PolMil value + muh semis

>>50690511
>because they are capping their volatility to the upside.
most people don't seem to understand this. i sell some covered calls on special occasions regardless. i've stopped getting into discussions on /smg/ about it either way

>>50690542
because our government is owned by china?

>>50689623
ROCK AND ROLL

>>50690453
Bro one of my close friends in college went to private high school with Bill Gates' son. his name is Paris Gates but he obviously was weirded out by the fact that everyone knew who his family was and he called himself "Rory".

Im assuming Rory is addicted to xanax as most rich kids do

>>50690532
Would be pretty funny she paid the toll if you know what I mean

>>50690510
>mfw due to my STEM meme job not only must I live near large cities (strategic targets) to remain employed but I myself or at least in aggregate with those who live nearby with similar skills am in some sense a strategic target
hope you've got some STEM textbooks in the boondocks prepper chads

I hope you're prepared for what's coming tomorrow anons

>>50690561
with a name like paris you know that boy gets pegged

>>50690511
>If you're just wheeling equities with solid fundamentals, you're almost always better off going long with leverage.
But unexpected events can happen and leverage works both ways, so without appropriate downside hedging, you're taking on excessive risk. A well hedged portfolio is never going to see more than like 2x leverage at most. With options and margin you can easily exceed that, with associated (and skewed) risk.

I also don't use delta as a proxy for moneyness, I look at upside and downside deviation over time. And even if something has a "100%" calculated probability, it's a moot point because NOTHING is guaranteed in the finance world (even GICs and treasuries have risk). Mathematically, a loss is more hurtful than a win is helpful, so downside risk management trumps any upside leverage play. You're right that eventually I'll get it wrong, but with correct sizing and expectations, I can minimize the losses when it happens and not get clobbered like levered ETF holders do.

If it's such a solid company, then it'll recover from a dip, and if it manages to have an upswing that breaks its average volatility, then you sell a CC on the peak

>>50689821
If they grew some spine>>50689836
and shot down Nancy's plane as promised I WOULD make a fresh batch of popcorn.

>>50690562
Wouldn't surprise me.

>>50690548
Don't get me wrong, I might have sperged out hugely on CC's/Wheeling but you CAN do the wheel properly if you have some positive edge in a situation like fundamentals knowledge, etc i.e. you know why the stonk will act a certain way (usually most people esp not retail dont have this edge)
But covered calls and wheel are just not what retail traders should do.
To keep things simple we should have a profit target generally speaking. When that target is hit take it. Don’t sell calls. It’s not worth the subsequent maintenance and emotional remorse if the price went parabolic. And don’t do the other side of the coin too - sell put and if you get assigned, kept telling yourself that’s the price you were willing to pay for the shares anyway… that just stupid.

Theta gang has good intention but there are better strategies my bahinchod bastard sir Hindu Gods

>>50690577
nothing?

>>50690591
>You're right that eventually I'll get it wrong, but with correct sizing and expectations, I can minimize the losses when it happens and not get clobbered like levered ETF holders do.
I am glad you appreciate the fact that over large time horizons with a big enough sample size n you are fucked unless you do something to hedge away that risk, which you seem smart enough to do.

Sizing and hedging away the risk on CC's/Wheels is a good start, most people who wheel are way too stupid to do that because le reddit and le stocktwits and le youtube told them they can get 60% CAGR (sorry for ragging on you but that shit made me actually lol) easily

>\esemgee\ invests in biomeme pajeet pump and dumps that are all time -99%

>>50690636
CRBP Bros. The News Is Coming Out Soon. The Hidden Tigers Are Loading Up.

>>50690591
>>50690511
I'm not disagreeing with you either. I've only been doing options and CCs for 8 months, so I have much more to learn. But I disagree with some of the semantics on your post.

>volatility and it's relationship with delta
This for example could be more specific. Delta is based on share price movements, not volatility (though time and volatility have a greater effect on an option's extinsic value). DDeltaDVol would be more relevant in this context, as would gamma (which tends to have a negative correlation to IV from what I've read)

>>50690630
lol yeah probably, but I hope you're ready

Another art piece of marina! Im really belting these out. One day, ill draw all the scenes I have locked in my noggin. Also, dont talk shit about covered calls faggots

>gun buybacks
shit bros I found the free money glitch

Also, kill niggers

/leanhogs/ bros... This can't be happening...

>>50690697
Something that we can all get behind

>>50689979
welcome to the club I spent a long ass time looking at this too. shoved everything in TAlib into a ML algo with 30 years of price data and it doesn't do shit. there aren't even scraps left, if anything the real algos actually inverse stuff that any common schizo can accomplish. only the .001% schizos have any chance

is that soxl shill? if so.....

>>50690735
I've never been happier to be an index fag

>>50690577
Would all-in SQQQ count as prepared?

>>50690745
we are in a process of healing
we went from being 85% down to being just 60% down in the time span of two weeks

-57% ytd

>>50690711
wtf half my portfolio is canola futures I'm financially ruined

>>50690763
at least you technically didn't go over 100% down ytd like me. tax man got me good

>>50690651
>>50690631
Also on further thought, I don't think it's fair to directly compare CCs with wheeling (which I understand to be CCs plus CSPs), since they have way different risk profiles (or it looks like Optionstrat considers it a covered short stangle)

As far as a strictly premium harvesting strategy, it does in fact look like you're taking on a lot of unnecessary risk. For example with WMT, which is typically low IV, you set your strikes to 2 SDs away so they don't get exercised, you make $28 and move on with your life. But you're long 100 shares (at let's say $120); you still have to pay the spread difference x100 for every dollar it drops below $110 in picrel. You're literally getting a 0.2% return against your entry point in exchange for having to eat shit if something happens (and historically it's much easier for a largecap to drop than it is to explode in price).

So at the very least, I'd much more likely recommend doing CCs and avoiding short puts in the context of premium farming.
If you're selling strangles, then you'd best do it as part of a horizontal or condor spread and do it based on IV movements imo

>>50690735
Retail investors aren't going to beat the market in general, the key is to recognize that the market goes up most of the time and buy high-beta sectors like tech and crypto.

>>50690144
what are we supposed to do then, just buy and hodl?

>>50690754
yes

/leanhogs/ bros... This can't be happening...

>>50690651
You're right, I fucked up actually. Drinking wine and one 2 hours of sleep.

I have no idea why i brought up vol's relationship with delta (DDeltaDVol aka Vanna lol), Vanna has nothing to do with CC's really.
DDeltaDVol (Vanna) also is irrelevant unless we are talking really fast, quick meme-tier movies.

Second order greeks (like Vanna) can sometimes be important but sometimes not really important for retail traders trading in small size.

They do get really important for everyone in tails though. The tails on options (~20 delta or lower) barely have any gamma exposure or delta or vega.
The risk exposure is mostly coming from second/third order greek exposures.

I meant specifically that selling CC's and wheeling is a play on VRP and you must udnerstand VRP and ERP if you want to wheel/do CC's.

As I mentioned before, this strategy we are talking about is not for harvesting alpha, it is for harvesting beta.

>as would gamma (which tends to have a negative correlation to IV from what I've read)
Source on this corr between IV(specifically IV or vega?) and gamma?

For most wheelers/CC sellers, gamma shouldn't be too relevant since unless you are selling weekly options naked like this fucking batshit insane moron >>50690330 is confident is a good idea, the gamma exposure is minimal.


Also while I am here getting slowly drunk on a mostly empty stomach on a couple hours of sleep, let me add to my rant.

Gammatards are getting out of hand (mostly on twitter tbhonest). I just hate gamma market theory.
It's like saying the market fell because a lot of people sold.
Like that's obvious. Gamma based market theory sounds cool but its just not the key to getting positive EV on longer term horizones: being a voltard is.

10yr under the 3 month now officially. This has signaled a recession without fail. Market's going much lower later in the year unless a real Fed pivot happens

>>50690798
>10yr under the 3 month now officially
where can i find this info

>>50690711
>Lose money on the hog play
>Try to drink away your sorrows
>Alcohol costs more
Why are we here... Just to suffer?

CRASHING ALL FINANCIAL MARKETS… WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>50690790

>>50690763
> -6% YTD

>>50690511
checked and based volatility explainer, if using delta is wrong, what's the better way of looking at it?
>t. sold calls on GME before the run up to 500

>>50690763
sleep tight frogler

>>50690798
feds not pivoting its gonna double down and continue hiking until unemployment gives way.

>>50690793
>source?
From one of the links in the OP, the squeeze metrics site, specifically:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/The_Implied_Order_Book.pdf
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf
I spent about an hour skimming and reading through it and playing with calculators. Kind of a moot point though, since you won't get a gamma squeezy squoze from retail (MM's would halt the market before anything nasty happened) and such a blow up would be a controlled demolition that retail would have no effect on.

The only unknown with option pricing is IV, so naturally volatility IS options, plain and simple. All the greeks and other metrics are just a means to an end in that regard.

And for as much as I claim to understand options mechanically, I've always been poor at intuition and forming it into a strategy, so maybe I don't understand it that well after all.

Oh also, have you ever looked into volatility surfaces? Are those a useful tool to learn about? As far as I can tell, it just lets you see where the low/high spots of volatility are, and compare it with the HV. Maybe if you were going to long/short IV in complicated spreads it could work.

>>50690815
If you don't mind the subpar interface, CNBC has all the spreads - just modify the URL as you'd expect: https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS

You doomerposters are even worse than the bobos.

TOMORROW I WILL BUY 900 SHARES OF VFV WITH THE LAST OF MY MONEYS WHAT AM I IN FOR

>>50690793
>Gammatards are getting out of hand (mostly on twitter tbhonest). I just hate gamma market theory.
>It's like saying the market fell because a lot of people sold.
I mean, price action can literally do this, as prices rise or fall, it tests support and resistance on the order books. A lot of the markets are simply based on sentiment. I like options because they have defined risks and you can choose what weaknesses you're exposed to.

Plus gamma market theory is useful: If enough redditors screech about it and start hunting for potential stocks to squeeze, all you have to do is think about how the market maker is going to counterplay that and ride their coattails, if you're an opportunist.

But I don't have the time or resources to micromanage things like that, so I'd rather just set up a comfy short call and earn a little extra premium

>>50690790
Looking just about ripe for the pickings. Next month is going to be a good one.

>>50690877
I'm just seeking attention desu.

>>50690866
>>50690815
>>50690798
Investing.com has a decent UI
https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/usa-government-bonds?maturity_from=40&maturity_to=290

>>50690798
What about magic election fuckery?

wtf are futes doing

>>50690506
A huge amount of tuuubes are made i Russia.

>>50690925
Glass is made from sand

>>50690453
idk how Bill Gates does not off himself.

>>50690711
>coffee
Get fucked retards, the devils bean juice has always been trash.

>>50690925
>implying literal metal and glass items would be hard to make even with shitty mechanical-only fab technology

verification not required

Can anyone explain what happened with PINS?
>t. shorted PINS. And before that, BYND. fml

>>50690959
>Can anyone explain what happened with PINS?
They had their earnings

>>50690947
People like bill gates sold their soul to the devil. Bezos, Soros, Koch brothers, it's all the same. They sacrifice their children for mortal wealth. They will pay the ultimate price when they die and they know this.

>>50690735
Yea because you don't know how to feature engineer. You're just like every other person that spent 2 weeks learning introductory python and figured out how to plug and play shit into a library and not how to actually use it or structure a real objective / utility function you want to maximize.
ML/statistical modeling is an incredibly powerful tool but just knowing how to plug and play into scikitlearn won't get you anywhere

>>50690974
>sold their soul
You cannot sell what's not yours.

Why are you gae (holding SIGA)?

>>50690974
I have no doubt about it, Bill Gates was never a programmer he was a businessman

>>50690959
But more seriously, I've heard it's risky to play ERs unless you know exactly what you're doing.
Things like capitalizing on IV, dividend arbitrage, even DCAing after the fact. But you wouldn't buy it ahead of time trying to make a quick buck unless you have access to non-public information. Not necessarily insider information, but things that would give you an edge.

Like I'm happy to hold WMT through it's ups and downs because I'm a retarded wagie and I'll be there for years and get the stocks at a 15% discount and that recent price shock was actually good for me to get even more.
Don't buy calls or puts leading up to an ER either, because you're going to pay a premium on inflated IV values! It moves 20% in your favor and ... you break even. Shitty. Best to sell IV and wait for it to calm back down. Patience is always key

>>50689821
Not a chance. China are pussies and based Nancy gonna cuck Xi. Imagine being stood up by that democrat ghoul? Tiny sucked Xi would never live it down.

Chinese aren't masculine enough to start a war. End of story. They'd rather do Sun Tzu "much art of war" BULLSHIT. Like building a physical bridge from Taiwan to the mainland (an option that Xi was actually considering). Lol we'd just blow that bridge up.

NOTHING and I mean NOTHING will happen. Line for up. Watch and learn.

>>50689555
Based kids

>>50690453
>Mannish-looking mother
>Dweeby dad
>Daughter is cute
Did they accidentally leave their real daughter at Little St. James and take some Slavic jailbait home instead?

>>50690987
Even so the act of attempting to will land you in the same place.
>>50691001
Especially when you consider he literally got stared by stealing intellectual property from xerox. He didn't even start out honest.

>>50690947
Morally speaking, Bill Gates appears to be a goofball who thinks it's his job to do save the world by promoting girls education in Africa or whatever. He's probably a committed Anti-Racist and thrilled that his daughter has a black boyfriend, his other daughter married some Arab prince iirc

>>50691001
>Bill Gates was never a programmer he was a businessman
Not a fan of the guy but he's clearly both. You can read plenty of firsthand testimony from programmers that worked and talked with him at Microsoft in the 80s and 90s.

bond bros... our day has come

>>50691043
Congrats on your .0000000000001% interest rate bro

>>50690912
Retracing some of the pump is all. That pump was flimsy and it makes sense to me that it would give away a decent chunk of those gains without much resistance. That's why I shorted so hard last week.

>>50691010
I read something convincing recently (that I forgot all the details of) that nothing will happen arguably because china depends on too much shit from the rest of the world, sanctions would actually cripple them unlike Russia. However, a plane going into contested airspace is a situation where anything could happen

>>50690798
next stop is the 1 month inversion

I need SIGA and IGT to tank tomorrow. Thanks.

>>50690735
>>50690978
Thanks for reminding me that I need to get back to working on this bullshit.
My goal was to look at WDI data and historical market data to detect cycles and see how rises and contractions in eg population, GDP, and monetary policy could affect forex currencies and see how that affected bonds and stock prices, then pick out the winners

Pretty lofty idea, I know my way around C# but it's not designed for this sort of thing, and then I was struggling with Python, Lua, and R's coding paradigms coming from a strong OOP background

>>50691063
>30Y inverts the 1M

>>50691051
No that's soon to come. Right now the ten year yield is at 2.60. That's why it's time to buy bonds.

>>50691031
Wrong bill gates has a god complex. Even if he's trying to "save the world" he's going about it in a shady ass way which defeats the entire purpose of what he's doing.

>>50691063
and then parity with the overnight rate

>>50691060
>>50691010
Of course nothing will happen. But that doesn't matter.
What matters is the PERCEPTION of what will happen. A big player makes a move in response to news, everyone else panics, while he and their friends all profit. Rinse and repeat to eternity

>>50691087
We have some of the lowest real rates of all time and the wall stree jewtards think the hiking cycle has stopped

They haven't even come close to stopping inflation, yeah 9% yoy is probably peaked but you'll get a base of like 6% yoy which is sticky and horrific

>>50691072
SIGA tanking? With this chart?

>>50691104
you're dumb ngmi

>>50691105
You can't lockdown degenerate homos they'll find a way to have heroin fueled piss orgies.

>>50691119
Thank you for that disgusting elaboration.

>California confirmed the gayest state in America
Y'know, I wasn't gonna say anything, so thanks, California government, for doing it for me.

>>50691119
they already published an article suggesting covering up mpox bumps with bandaids so the piss orgy can continue

>>50691138
and that's a good thing, here's why!

>>50691127
Who is the Don poster, he seems to be pretty based

ive lost so much money and i dont know how im going to recover from this

>>50691157
One of the funnier OGs from the SIGA Stocktwits. But I think he got shaken out Friday? Or he's trolling the other mpox stocks now.

>>50691127
I never ever considered sanitation companies like WM

SIGA can only lose to Nintenda

That anon who was shilling AEMD has my ears perked up. Someone said 40% run is too much but I would argue that just getting started. Might throw a grand into it tomorrow for shits.

>>50691178
Once again, Peter Lynch is wiser than any of us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8#t=46m02s

>>50691167
Maybe it's time to take a break and come back in later
t. guy who lost a year's salary

>>50690511
but chicks on onlyfans make millions yearly harvesting betas. i'm gonna keep wheeling gme

>>50691157
I think that's the Boeing faggot desu senpai

>>50691157
Its me and I am a paper handed bitch. I went to govx and made 8k and bailed. I'm now 72k all in bvnry. I bailed on siga because it wouldn't be the first time I went from riches to rags....cwsff

>>50691167
Have you tried dancing?
Dance baby dance

>>50691223
:]

>>50690989
Because plandemics are immensely profitable

>>50690144
Any "do x-y-z" start is self evidently bullshit as algos would arb any such strats out of existence if they actually worked

>>50690506
They're going to open a new fab plant in Arizona.

>>50691261
See I don't understand the infrastructure bills. The whole existence of the banking community is to profit off misery, so why would local, independent production be allowed to exist?

OIL is going under $90 this week

>fyoots

>>50691261
what a cutie next to santa

>>50691261
yea. just in time for the state to run out of water. which is needed for semi manufacturing...

>>50691295
We've been in a drought for 22 years, we're fine.

I didn't short and I regret it

>>50691282
do your worst bobo. my lowball Good Till Cancelled buy orders are still in place.

>verification not required

>>50691294
Anon

>>50690956
>no vacuum pump
>no sputtering to create the getter
>no induction heating to seal the tube
do you know anything at all?

>>50691167
You'll be fine. You'll recover. You've got time and health.

And if you don't, well, money won't do you much good anyway.

>>50691228
Putting 72k into biomemes is big dick energy Boeing anon. If I had $72k of lose change I would straight up quit my job. My entire monthly expenses might be $1500, and my only recreational spending is cigarettes and cheap beer. Then again, idle time is the devil's playground. Last time I was willfully unemployed is when I had my trailer in the crack head trailer park. I blew $3k in a week on cocaine and made the crackheads get it for me. The coke dealer would give them free crack for making the sale, and I would always make the crackheads try the coke first to make sure there wasn't fent in it kek.

>>50691320
lmao fuck u

>>50691332
pretty based for a druggie

>>50691228
Yeah, Don. I’m a bit disappointed in you for abandoning us, but I wish you fortunes with Nordic. Good luck sir.

>>50689603
The market might have a slight case of fetal alcohol poisoning. They are pricing in a future that just won’t materialize, because then the dollar would bleed out like a dog in the gutter.

boeing anon i shorted ba for earnings like you told me to wtf

>>50691332
Damn Rocker you lived a chad life. Did you have a mr.leahy trailer park supervisor? I'm planning on bailing before the vaccine is deemed infective by November according to NTI. I think bvnry can get to 70 a share by then.

>>50691323
>>no vacuum pump
bellows
>>no sputtering to create the getter
sounds complicated just use wire mesh
>>no induction heating to seal the tube
just use fire problem.solvederino

Sigh thought about dumping my cable. Then I added up the cost to get back all my channels me and the Wife watch. Cause god forbid you actually can get one single package with what you actually watch in this day and age, oh no you can't do that.. Why?.. But anyway the cost to get back every channel ended up being more than the cable bill.. So fuck.. I'd end up with several additional bills for extra suckage outta my wallet v.s now everything is all on a single bill (Water,electric,cable,internet,sewer)

Buddy look at asian markets

>>50691363
Sorry, I never bet on boeing because I have no clue what the stock will do. I just know we are ramping up production but have dog shit quality and workers.

>>50689555
You did buy TSM pits right anon??

>>50691352
I don't do blow anymore, too old for that shit.
>>50691395
We had a old man that used to use his scooter to drive around the park yelling at people. I was one of the only responsible people in the park so he never bothered me. Always payed my lot rent on time. I paid cash for the trailer and lot fees were only $350 a month. It was the cheapest goddamn living ever, but I got tired of all the bottle kids banging on my door asking me if I knew where their parents were. I knew where their parents were, I just wasn't gonna break the news to them. Used to pay the kids in snacks to do yard work for me. It was a self sustaining economy in a lot of ways.

>>50691280
>the infrastructure bills
They're just spending bills with infrastructure in the name.

>>50691363
Bro boeing missed eps by -246%, and buying 480 million dollars with 81 million cash flow. This is why I dont bet against or for boeing because it makes no sense

>>50691282
That's what you said last week, and it pumped to $100.

>>50690978
your .001% schizo is showing

Hey, aviationfags, redpill me on Textron.

BOEING BURNS 480 MILLION DOLLARS, CANT MAKE A PROFIT BUT THE STOCK FLIES UP? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

There's nothing better than some pretty buncun in the morning.

I hope my biomeme prediction on SIGA comes through because I may be retarded when it comes to stock picks but I can smell a biomeme PND a mile away. Its the easiest shit in the world to time.

>>50691532
They are a massively forward looking tech company what do you mean

>>50691532
Priced in :V)

You've had your fun these past few months Bobo... and Mr. Snibs had his fun today...
But the time of the Mumu has come

>>50691532
I wonder who's behind that huh?

>>50691560
Bun cun, I like you, but I don't want to see you lose everything shorting SIGA. Your bunny girlfriend will never look at you the same if she knows you shorted gay sex

>>50691562
TECH COMPANY? THEY OUTSOURCED EVERYTHING, EVEN CODE, STILL BUILDING ALUMINUM PLANES INSTEAD OF ALL CARBON FIBER, DIVERSITY HIRES, BLOATED AF, AND STILL THE STOCK GOES UP. A FUCKING DOG SHIT COMPANY FILLED WITH GOOKS AND WOMEN

>>50691612
its still fucked up to me that they had a plane crash due to literally outsourcing their code to pajeets, and nothing came of it

>>50691612
>1 post by this id
Stat buttmad,chud

>>50691435
I could never bring a woman back to the trailer park. If I did she would be the type to lick my sweaty asshole after working a 10 hour construction shift.

>>50691612
Yes and the prototype for the future of INTC
>GIBB MONAY PLZ
>NATIONAL SECURRRITYYYYY

>>50691567
Cope, sneed and dilate. This is a crab market and you will have to learn to fucking deal with it. We crabs will slowly bleed both longs and shorts dry through their funding rates as we stay at 4k ad infinitum.

>>50691218
>>50691239
>>50691329
thanks frenz, folio is down bigly but i havent sold out yet, so technically i havent lost the money yet, but my broker is doing so funky stuff with my cash and im not entirely sure what it all means. im using a margin account and some currency was converted but im not exactly what happened. excess liquidity was running low and foreign funds were then sold for dollars...

What the fuck is Pinterest

>>50691294

>>50691638
This poses a hygiene risk no?

>>50691638
You only bring back trailer park tier women to a trailer park. I personally would never stoop that low but their was a qt native American girl that lived there I always wanted to smash but her boyfriend was one of my drug buddies and was a super nice guy. She would always storm into my trailer when we were doing blow together and scream at him for doing drugs. Shit was hilarious.

>>50691674
It's not like I would kiss her or hold her hand over she cleaned my toilet paper encrusted asshole

>>50691665
dinosaur social media that has a lot of questionable stuff on it still. it's not as bad as old tumblr but close.

>>50691694
Oh ok anon. Be safe.

>>50691694
*after not over
I hate summer, its so fucking hot and I can't type

>tesla stock price is $892
>quarterly revenue is barely $18 billion
>pe ratio of 104

>tsmc is still barely $86
>quarterly revenue is a whopping $523 billion
>pe ratio of 18

>tesla is the one pumping

Shit’s about to get real, niggers. Position accordingly.

>>50689577
Kys

>>50691762
>new std
>exclusively infection faggots
that's not a pandemic
that's mother nature doing us a favor

>less than twelve hours remain

>>50691747
Musk gamma squeezing TSLA again because there is a future equity offering in the pipes. Guaranteed.

>>50689623
VIX to 26 baby! Anything else is just cherry on top

>>50691771
It was a joke faggot. God damn

BILI bros... it's over... Fuck Nancy Pelosi.

>>50691811
Not my heckin Bili which probably fakes its user count

>>50691762
>>50691773
>gaypox
Well at least children arent affected

>>50691670
Id let her lick my toilet paper trench anytime. I'd even kiss her and hold her hand afterwards.

>>50691875
anon.... sadly we let them adopt so....

>>50690135
Gay sex tourists

>>50691875
Heh nobody tell him

>>50690867
How come his shirt collar matches his eyes, non-symmetrical

>>50691940
fucking kek

>>50691992

>>50691001
He's 2nd or 3rd generation wealth. He was chosen for the role. Nothing to see here.

>>50691940
lmfao, best munkeymeme

>>50691940

>>50690501
> q tier boomer gossip on a basket weaving forum
> very soon there will be an entire class of useless people

Thoughts? Where is this going? What's the game here?

>>50691811
Never really understood investing in BILI, which burns cash, when you can invest in other Chinese garbage right now that's net-cash, negative EV, and generates positive income.
If you're gonna invest in Chinese garbage, wouldn't you rather buy in at garbage dump prices?

>>50692071
she wants insider trading info
her husband will wait a bit then pump tsmc

>>50689867
Over 1 billion market cap. Why not just buy Mynaric or black sky?

>>50692071
She'll visit, China will not do anything while she's there, she'll leave, and China will prepare for war then invade in October.

New

>>50692109
>>50692109

>>50692071
I don't expect anything to happen unless China starts parking their fleet there

>>50692091
Taiwan is chip manufacturing central. She's checking up on her totally coincidental investment just prior to regulation and legislation that saw her risky and not totally coincidentally successful investment value skyrocket.

Btw, her house (walled estate) is pretty good for someone who earns only a few hundred k a year. I would have thought she'd have to be worth millions to get that. So many investment coincidences!

>>50692071
I think the US is aiming for some small amount of leverage against China with this. The calculated gamble being she goes and China's bluff about retaliation is called. Dangerous game though and questionably small payoff if they're right. If China isn't bluffing it means probable war. I really don't think US want actual hot war with China right now.

>>50690542
>the taiwanese aren't ethnically cleansing
Yeah cause they already cleansed . Not a lot of places on that island for natives to hide

>>50691413
holy fuck, you are a faggot

>>50690831
Hang Seng only -2.6%
asian markets think he is bluffing

They’ve drained half of the SPR just to keep us below 100 dollar oil

>>50691567
Looks much better with the reduction in mouth movement, if you really wanted to make it pop you could time it to the cadence of the words being spoken against the audio of the scene. The quality of the video is still great because vp9 is the fucking tits and is now supported. I now give it an 8/10, good work.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50691532
Isn't this the plot of Casino Royale?

>>50689879
I honestly laugh whenever says America is on the downtrend. We're the strongest country in both hard power and soft power by such a large margin as to be laughable. Like this whole Pelosi/Taiwan situation, if China ever started a conflict they would be blasted into the stone age within 3 months (they haven't been in an armed conflict of any kind in nearly 50 years).
America is numbah one baby, and will remain so for the rest of our lives.

>>50689555
>>50692654
Do you all realize the potential power that USA yields? Like come on, we're in a constant uptrend in both market and societal improvements, there's no fucking way we're in a "bear market" of the country. I mean take Ubisoft for instance, the CEO's son quit the company and started its own NFT project (ultimate champions) and it's already projected to hit moon levels considering he's gonna put his own ubisoft stocks into it
My point is that any company can prosper in the usa

test

After their respective earnings pumps I'm short CZR and WYNN. Moneypox in Vegas sewage means it's time for the strip to get gross soon. Excited for whats next :)

>>50690959
To many goyim were shorting, MMs squeezed it

>>50689879
I want to go back to 2003 and stay there