/biz/ - Business & Finance

Whats your favorite premarket supplement?

first for trumpflation

>he didn't buy the SIGA dip on Friday

Small caps...

FED PIVOT PRICED IN

>>50678609
i take deer antler velvet and korean red ginseng

>>50678508
HOLY FUCK, I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT IT. FUCK MY LIFE FUCKKKKKKKKK

>>50678609
Taking whiffs of a girls asshole

>>50678631
Okay but what about hyper inflation?

Convince me not to cut my losses on SIGA and fomo into GOVX

Which country offers the best future to /biz/nessmen?

>>50678594
Imagine the smell that comes off that brapper. I bet it's really stinky all the time.

>>50678609
KO

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>50678594
first for dismal earnings and then massive carvana short squeeze 1-2 weeks from now

>old lady lands on an island
>stock market crashes
lmao even

SIGA
SIGA
SIGA

>>50678653
priced out

>>50678659
it drops end of day get it then- I have 43 shares...

>>50678664
im imagining my fren im imagining hard

>>50678665
>help me in dying

>Oil declined afterpoor Chinese economic dataadded to concerns that a global slowdown may sap demand
FFS how "poor" was this data?

>>50678630
Approved

>>50678660
explain the thing about putting random dictionary pages behind memes and I'll tell you about the Yuropoor comfyhole I moved to

>>50678645
I foolishly assumed there was no way it was going to just keep on pumping like that.

>>50678692
The entire globe reported contracting PMIs. The US PMI are in less than an hour.

OILbros...

Oil down 5%

>>50678693
Small chest
Small caps
Big gains

>>50678631

There's two ways Nancy's trip plays out:

1. She'll land and say something meek about how the US respects China etc but hopes something something can work together to maintain peace blah blah

Or

2. She just goes full retard and says something like the world will not stand by and let China bully Taiwain, the US will defend and strengthen taiwan so that it can become independent from China.

[You have selected option 2]
[Worldwar3.exe]
[Initialising..]

>>50678594
Built for sex wrestling

yall ry 4 SIGA @ 22 td?

WHY ARE WE DUMPING DIDNT BIDEN CANCEL THE RECESSION???

SIGA is going back to 12.

it's gonna be the typical morning sell off till 10:30 before new highs

>>50678686
Uuuuoooooh~ You no buy ze dippu why you only hold cash now we are homeless!
Uuuuuoooowowowowowo Wamy tasukete!

>>50678728
>>50678664
Why are those your first reactions, Chuds?

dusk falls on day of the bears ATAMA WARU WARU we are bull territory NOW

>>50678733
Ok Martin

>>50678696
There is an apu or other character against the backdrop of a dictionary page

I'll just leave this here..
this is the market you are FOMOing into
every single sector overdue
sell the rip
do not be left holding the bag on the next leg down
do not drink the kool aid
the bear market rally will fizzle

>>50678788
But why? None of the words have any connection to anything. And it's not just Apus either. And I suspect it's just one guy doing it because it makes no sense.

>>50678659
Easy how about 10 million shares that can be exercised when ever at $5..

Short it down and cover at $5 rinse repeat

uh oh stinky

The market didn't really react when Biden caught covid, I doubt Pelosi being an elderly retard going to move markets either

>>50678795
Don't you know?
>he doesn't know
lmao haha
new ATHs any second now >>50678583

>>50678747
Wouldn't you enjoy a tussle and fuck with her?

>>50678788
>waffle (2) talk or writing that uses a lot of words but does not say anything important or interesting
yea I like to consider myself a professional waffleposter.

>>50678795
hahahha stay poor faggot

>still owning SIGA after the FDA announced it isn't effective against MP friday

Lol. lmao even

>>50678795
The F.E.D. is going to start cutting rates before the end of the year. Shorting this market is suicidal.

>>50678735
Based Nene poster
>>50678747
Because she uses supplements which always cause gross braps and her brapper is huge.

What are the odds SIGA closes red again today?

>>50678865
Nice id you got there john

>>50678733
Kek if it dropped to around 5 I would unironically do a 100x

11 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>50678865
>Because she uses supplements which always cause gross braps and her brapper is huge.
How would you know? I dont think you ever lifted anything heavy in your life, fathands

Wow, Pelosi is actually going to Taiwan. Have to admit I thought they'd puss out. Interesting.

>>50678886
she like 800 years old, what does she have to loose?

>>50678594
>wind blowing
That looks awful also her ass is too fat.

>>50678747
>only interesting thing in video is her ass
>she knows it
>WTF CHUDS DONT SEXUALIZE HER

>>50678901
another margarita

>>50678865
>>50678735
>Nene at market close today.

>>50678886
it was first reported by some bullshit called "liberty times" in taiwan itself. this is a FUD scheme.

>>50678886
>Pelosi is actually going to Taiwan
Pretty definitive statement, got a source?

>>50678873
Let's see

>>50678828
>ETF
>>50678850
>bags
>>50678865
>heem
Yes, the message is clear, ETF baggies are gonna get heemed.

>>50678928
uhh... literally any news source right now

If they shoot her ppane down would it be bullish or bearish?

>>50678907
the ass is clearly done and badly as well. It's the bogdanoff of asses.

>>50678927
>>50678928
CNN repeating it
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/01/politics/nancy-pelosi-taiwan-visit/index.html

I'm the guy that sold my spy calls on Friday, I dodged a bullet...

>>50678928
Google it? Bing it? The fuck

>>50678941
surely this time the news won't be fake

how much in puts did she bought before flying out

a white swan is in my backyard

>>50678805
I don't think the memes have a connection to anything most of the time. Even most of the posts are just waffle.

>>50678951
>"expected"
>CNN
Kek click-baited retard

>>50678947
It would be bearish for the world lol

>>50678954
extremely based, buy low sell high

>>50678951
Is this why everything is shitting the bed rn? Oil and futas are gaping me

>>50678941
>>50678959
Show me 1 article that isnt speculation. Just 1. I'll wait

>>50678884
I'm a hamchad, I'm naturally strong

>>50678980
I bought on Friday lol

>>50678795
Waiting for the AMD pump I have bucks split between AMD, TQQQ and SOXL. Should have gone all AMD obviously. Won't buy more.

>>50678947
I hope they do, my Ultra MAGA Neocon penis would cum nonstop for like 2 more weeks strait.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GOING TO BE?

>>50678963
>sold her nvidia stock at a loss
Kek.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

shorting this market at close friday was the easiest decision of my life

>>50679012
Your gookfu probably needs to get back from best Korea before ww3 starts.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50678951
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50678594
Imagine investing in a stock that medicates faggots. You are literally evil globohomo niggers.

My oil is getting flushed down the toilet right now
it's over oilbros

>(-0.70%)
It's over.

>>50678833
I consider /smg/ a wading pool for serious investors

>>50678975
read the first post, idiot.
>>50678984
yep, pure fear trade.

Why yes, SOXL did just dip 3% on open

Why yes, I did just buy more. How could you tell?

XLE is down 2% why????????

SOXL NOOOOOOOO

>>50678609
/fraud
Duh why take supplements that aren’t FDA approved or regulated. When you can take steroids that are only illegal because reasons.

>>50679053
>It's another "OIL remains rangebound in the mid 90s" episode
We need a refinery fire or war or discovery of a 10 billion barrel deposit or somehting.

>>50679051
Is this the final stage of SIGA and GOVX bear cope? Fucking kek.

>>50679076
steroids are illegal because uhhhhh.. because.. uhhhhhh.... because niggas could run faster at the olympics... or something

where can I look up short floats

>>50679086
w-what is she doing in this webm?

>>50679053
>yet another hedgefund induced selloff over reaction
It's tiresome.

It's over ...

over 900

We did it TSLAbros

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50679092
>I have never seen a fraud user's blood results

Hey guys I thought line only goes up? What the fuck

>>50679086
when you watch your 'wife' do you sometimes cry a little? I need to know

>he isn't long on gay sex
NGMI

>>50679126
It do indeed go down sometimes

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50678609
500mg of caffine gum and 700mg of ginseng

Smart money is selling SIGA here.

>>50678788
I like waferthin omelettes

>Crate of Hotdogs (2020): $100
>Crate of Hotdogs(2021): $110 (10% inflation)
>Crate of Hotdogs (2022): $128 (10%+7% inflation)
If FRED gets 2% inflation in 2023 a crate of hotdogs would be $130 ($128 + 7%) and they would say that they've done their job.
Why isn't FRED bringing inflation to -22% so that we have hotdogs at $106 instead ($100 + 2% +2% +2%)?

pack it in bobo, that's the end of that.

>>50678617
i'll buy the dip today

>>50679120
Shhh. I want them to stroke out for being know-it-all jackasses on the internet.

>>50679120
oh no he has higher levels of based in his bloodstream!!! won't somebody please think of the women??

Is this the top of the bear market rally?

MELTUP!

MOTHER
OF
ALL
MELTUPS

Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell. I'm learning from my mistakes

>>50679157
>implying socially retarded basement dwellers would know where to get them in the first place

>>50679175
Oooh very nice, pull those profits NIGGA

>>50679132
Do you think Miko would have married me if I was a little low test bitch that cried? Secondly, why would I cry when I'm the luckiest man in the world?

>>50679185
take your meds you fat bastard

I got stopped out of SOXL

ripperoni

>>50679164
>>50679172
it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock'n'roll

>>50678691
my dick is dying

>>50679190
>t. Jealous

>>50679191
it only fell 2.5% wtf do you mean you got stopped out? biztards really fucking with 40x leverage on shit?

>>50679210
He’s on the meth again!!!

>ww3 begins tomorrow
>this is bullish because war increases consumer spending

>>50679100
finviz

look at spx pumping pelosi taiwan is priced in alraedy

WSJ just sent out a ping notification that Pelosi is visiting Taiwan
so seems no longer speculation, but we'll see

>>50679214
I set my stop losses after 10% profit, that way I always walk away green

>>50679175
Nice, anon

>>50679210
where is my daily video you lazy piece of shit

>>50679204
That insufferable cunt better get shout out of the sky if she's going to start ww3? I can't stomach looking at that disgusting crooked face of hers.
>>50679217
I'm not into uppers. Just smoking weed in bed to prep for my trader nap. All is well in my portfolio.

>OIL

>>50679240
hate to break the news to you anon but soxl is a buy and hold forever kinda dealio

What should I expect for SIGA earnings Aug4??

>>50679175
Yikes my tesla put was a huge mistake...

Do I exit VTI before the weekend in anticipation of CPI print or nah?
Do I enter TQQQ now? I'm guessing we pump this week.

>>50679120
My labs are fine and I blasted for 6 months and am PCTing as we speak. Researchers regularly inject test at doses of up to 600mg/week in random men for sports and endocrinology research, for months at a time, and they don't even have them do post cycle therapy they just stop them and they're fine.

In fact, I think I'll buy some more test right now

KEK SIGA BAGGIES

PMI .1 lower than expected. Bull run continues.

>>50679258
It's not my first SOXL swing and it won't be my last. Have a blessed trading day anon.

>>50679266
first rule of the stock market, don't short tesla, ever

>>50679218
Does this mean USA goes to war against China and Russia at the same time?
But what strong allies does the USA have?

>>50679273
Ha, yeah, they're...crabbing a Wednesday's price? Total pump and dump.

Trust the plan.

>>50679270
b--bb--b-b-bbut anon you c-can't do that! what if you become violent towards women or, allah forbid me for even daring to mention this, disobedient towards authority???!!

y-you're like an uncaged animal!

retard bears getting butt blasted again

>>50679266
Why buy puts on Tesla of all companies? In clown markets like these tesla is pumping the hardest after a selloff. Shorting the top shitcoin of stocks is just silly
Also this>>50679289

SIGA just got fucking HEEMED

>>50679269
>should I exit a broad market bullish position because of upcoming bad news to enter a leveraged broad market bullish position because it's gonna go up
wtf this makes no sense

>>50679289
I only did it because tesla was bouncing 50-100 bucks lower than 750 for a few weeks.

>>50679270
I take deep loads from bears and gymbros to supplement my low protein and test.

>>50679251
>I'm not into uppers. Just smoking weed in bed
do you stupid faggot even realize that antidepressives are uppers and you being into weed and beer is just a symptom of your depression? Not telling you how to live or something you already lost your hair so how could it get worse

>>50679273
Is there anyone underwater in their shares in this entire general? I'm up 63% myself and up 100% on GOVX and I'm not selling until they reach my price target. I don't even have to check my portfolio all that often because I will not be shook out.
>>50679246
You got your video on Friday.

>>50679270
Yeah 6 months is nothing but you've entered the rabbit hole already. Report back in a year with your bloods and dry orgasms.

>>50679321
He's (team) trans(itory inflation) btw

>>50679076
I don't trust underground labs or whatever sleazy source required for this or I would be cruising indefinitely.

AAPL bros... We won....

SIGA is going to $15.

>>50679332
It could be way worse. Could be some faggot telling people if they smoke cannabis they are depressed. Imagine believing that if cannabis is smoked it must mean you are sad and depressed.
>go invest in LFAP and help your cause

VIXChads will inherit the earth! RAAAAAAAAH!!!!

>>50679321
Line go up

>>50678918
>Lamy's face after I come home after adopting a retarded seal

>SOXL green
Wew

>>50679332
>depressed
I have a beautiful wife, have a portfolio that's rock solid, a fantastic apartment, and an easy as fuck job and you think I'm depressed? I drink and smoke weed because it allows me to see into the nether realm of the stock market. Oh look TBLT just gained another percent while typing this

Anime posters need to be banned.

>>50679385
pray for the weak who sold

>SPY almost green
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>50679319
Up 7% it's fucking OVER

>>50679321
nevermind, I got it now, he thinks it's gonna go up hard on CPI news

Realistically, where do you think tesla will go? Will it reach 1000 or go back down? I need to know if I should get rid of my put that I already lost 1k on expiring 9/16.

>>50679393
Thread
Board
Website

soxl trannies get left behind by the AMD/NVDIA chads

>>50679412
All banned

>>50679414
FUCK SOXL TRANNIES!!!

Who wants to play tummy sticks with me
We can help push siga into the stratosphere

>>50679393
bake a no anime edition and hand out violations to people who post anime.

bobo never learns, never bet against america

>>50679369
>>50679392
Cannabis is a depressant.
Nothing wrong with liking the feeling of booze and weed.
Just saying taking depressants and antidepressants at the same time is like... investing in gay sex.

>>50679323
retard, that the time to buy calls. buy puts when it is back up at like 1200 or smth.

Gap down is filled.
Big PMI numbers in 2 minutes.

Boeing bros, I think we're back

>>50679447
>not even green
>taking a victory lap

my first foray into options is with a volatile biotech stock
surely nothing could ever go wrong

I was so excited to see big green or red dicks this morning so I can make funny meme posts with my online friends, only to find my 'folio crabbin'.

Wtf why are my uranium stocks red, they are supposed to be green

>>50679438
Nice pic, mind if I download it?

Thanks,
Anon

>>50679321
Sry not worded well. I want to enter TQQQ through this Friday and then exit all positions, maybe enter SQQQ as I am worried about a very bad CPI print next Wednesday.

Who is buying Tesla?? Someone stop the pump.

>>50679455
>Just saying taking depressants and antidepressants at the same time is like... investing in gay sex.
Oh so you mean making the best decision of my life then. Thanks for the compliment

>>50679411
Tesla deserves all the puts but chances are that you will get wrecked since it could take longer than your strike to go down. Many brave bobos have thrown themselves at it and lost big. Good luck anon.

Are we gonna get the pull back this week or next week with CPI

>>50679438
Baggot I thought you were a big anime fan?

WTF WAS THAT

>>50679411
>Will it reach 1000
no, 1200 this week

Lots of variation.
Prices paid being WAY down I think is pretty important.
Construction spending was a big miss.

>>50679467
Me too, you're not alone. Bought one $5 chimerix call, up 6% ftw!

Tesla up 3% because fuck you.
The world needs to stop guzzling elons cum.

>good pmi data

>>50679506
PMI for July: 52.8
52 was expected

WTFWT

imagine not buying tesla... it's good to be back on top.
>rip poorfags

>>50679447
I'm a bull but fucking lol @ 'never bet against America'

>>50679537
>previous: 53
stagflation

>>50679319
Day traders bro

Soxl wants to break through 20 so fucking bad, lmfao
Lets go Bobo, buy more puts

YEAH BOEING BROS, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

REV UP THOSE 787s

If it looks like a crab...
Smells like a crab...
Sounds like a crab...
It's a BULL MARKET IN WAITING BAYBEE WOO LETS GO BULLS LOVE THE BULLS YEAH BULLS LETS GO LOVE THE BULLS

>>50679293
>But what strong allies does the USA have?
Ukraine.

STOP SELLING SIGA AHHHHHH

I'M MELTING!!!

>>50679465
sorry what was that?

>>50679559
>stagflation
Prices WAY down.
For the golden stag you'd want to see contracting PMI <50 and prices way up.

>numbers keep getting worse but they aren't as bad as expected so it pumps
>inflation running wild
We are witnessing the complete destruction of first world living standards and the middle class

>>50679594
It's day traders making some quick cash, relax bro, its only going up from here

>>50679617
>said the increasingly nervous man

>>50679611
incredibly bullish, debt slaves means higher earnings.

STOP THE COUNT

>80% humidity

I hate the weather

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

Everyone laugh at Bobo. I'll start:
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

all right fuck this im not watching the market until next week
>t. all in SQQQ

>>50679502
Nah, I like fox news and baseball.

>markets keep pumping and i keep skimming the top of it
>never out of money or in debt
>never eliminated from middle class
>never live in a pod or eat the bugs

it's really that easy folks

>>50679634
do you also live in Florida? wanna hang out and fill our JO crystals, haha as a joke though haha

>>50679650
What a fucking boomer. I bet you saw Derek Jeter and ARod play in person.

What do you think about buying into TSM today?
Is it a death trap pending due to macro?

SIGGERS eternally RUGGED

>>50678664
>BBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP….clackakowwwwww……eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..pththththrhthhthrhththttthhhhhhh….hhhhhhhhhhsssss….

Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmm, yes, full bodied, so earthy, with aromaceous hints of chocolate, figs, ending in fresh cherries. Delightful.

>>50678594
Wtf is NDQ doing? Retards.

>>50679679
i'd buy today and sell after the news comes out that pelosi isn't going to taiwan

>>50678871
Correct answer was 100%.

>>50679665
a couple times

What is this? Every days gotta squeeze now?

It’s so fucking tiresome, all the scam pox plays are doing +50% days while the obvious and best one (SIGA) gets suppressed. What a clown world

I guess I'm just going to sell my SQQQ at a 40% loss

:(

>>50679703
It's ok. I did, too.

>>50679689
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>50679696
It’s more likely Pelosi is already in Taiwan and CNN is covering her ass because it’s state propaganda

>>50679704
the bottom is in, right now the market is pricing in the boys over at F.E.D. to cut interest rates by the eoy.

Bros do I YOLO $20k into TQQQ right now?

SIGA brothers HOLD THE LINE
DIAMOND HANDS
SHORT SQUEEZE LADDER ATTACK
REPO SHARES
HEAD AND SHOULDERS
MELVIN WILL PAY

>>50679737
Yes, buy the short term top

STOP SELLING YOU NIGGERS I NEED TO GET MY PUTS IN FIRST

>>50679737
Sure but once the mumu/pink wojak posting starts to lose momentum, sell

>>50679732
What does F.E.D. stand for?

dollar is rugging

>>50679756
I'm a bobo but I still think we pump till at least CPI next week and maybe through it depending.

>>50679704
We must catch every mumu into the FOMO before dropping the price

every single one of these permabear youtube "gurus" are being exposed as abject retards while our guy is shitting all over them having called the bottom.

>>50679770
Federal Economic Decisionmakers

>>50679611
I know, it's great. I'm a mumu but only in the medium-term sense, in reality I'm incredibly bearish but the real nightmare won't come until the consequences of this spending and failure to tame inflation really come into full effect. For now I'm betting on jerome continuing these shitty non-hikes.

>PYPL -70% ATH

>>50679778
Sorry for noobness but who is that guy

>>50679778
who is this?

>never bet against Ameri-
-ca

>>50679770
Furry Erectile Dysfunction

>>50679777
holy trips, wasted on unholy crab in a bucket

>Sold my spy calls the second market went green.
>Bought puts right before the drop
I'm the new burry

>>50679778
Literally who?

>Oil rugging
Time to learn how to hibernate i guess

GUSH looking a little slurpable

You were saying Mumu? ATH when?

>>50679809
nice sir

>>50679794
>>50679799
tom permabull lee

>>50679792
Jesus, I know this thing sucks, but THAT MUCH?

>>50678788
They are nice, anon.
I just came to this thread to check the girl's ass in OP.

>>50679801
>"No you don't understand! You have to kill your gains and invest in europe and the shitho- I mean the emerging markets!"

>>50679787
I think long term it’s going to be failure to innovate. Unless Meta can create those AR glasses they were teasing a while back and there’s consumer-friendly quantum computers soon we’re going to stagnate

>>50679827
August 15

>>50679835
Tom "I-think-we-will-see-spx-at-ATH-by-Q4" Lee

>>50679849
just bet against America, it's that simple

>>50679850
CHIPS will solve all of this until certain people go back to shipping jobs overseas.

Lol, drop me back to 20 daddy

>>50679835
I see.

I sold off some of my mutual funds last friday. The markets saw that and now there is a chain reaction of fear trading happening because of me and me alone.

>>50679873
>CHIPS meme
>betting on muttland to innovate anything in 2022
>betting on them to do it without access to commodities for the SC industry anyway
My sides.

>>50679879
Lol just lmao

>>50679879
>implying the same people wasting their money investing in bonds for "safety" are the same retards buying into internet coins

>>50679902
Doomers will not be entertained.

Is pelosi getting blown out of the sky priced in?

hypergamy = the end of the west

>>50679924
priced in

>>50679116

Thank god I had to take a shit so I wasn't able to buy calls

>>50679924
the 19th amendment was the end of the west

>>50679902
lulwut

USA, as much as i despise their car-dependent mutt lifestyle, has an insanely strong economy.

Bet on the devil.

Eve partaking in the fruit of knowledge was the end of the west.

>>50679917
Well they do actually, without knowing it. The underlying of stablecoins are typically bonds. Ironic how the cryptotard libertarians are unknowingly financing government spending.

>>50679934
>doesn't buy things while sitting on the throne

>>50679931
>simps pricing in hypergamy
doubt
>>50679937
same thing desu but yeah

>>50679917
Oh they will. Boomers pensions will have some exposure whethter they like it or not

>>50679952
I dont use my phone while taking a shit, very unhygienic

>>50679924
There's a thing called replacement migration which replaces retarded first worlder staceys and their half nigger or half chad kid with actually competent scientists, doctors, lawyers, etc.

Feels like a kangaroo is coming

>>50679952
I've made some of my worst trades on my procelain throne

>>50678594
the only workout she needs is 7x30 sitting on my face

>>50679952
he's got his bread, he's got his cheese, hes got his pint in hand. what more does a man want?

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I SOLD MY TESLA PUT AT THE TOP FUCK YOU ALREADY DOWN 17 BUCKS FROM WHEN I SOLD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone bake

>>50679962
sorry I was late

>>50679922
lmao, no it's not, that's why it's going to be glorious. We get rid of Pelosi, then we can retake congress and send these zoom zooms to bomb the hell out of the chinks. It's literally a win win win win win. Think about it.

No more Pelosi
Zoomers gain pride in their country
China will be set back another 100 years from the terms of surrender
We'll liberate the wiggers and stop the human rights violation
The world will be safe for democracy again.

I can't fucking wait.

>>50679962
Beware the Punching Kangaroos, they knock out the Hidden Tigers for breakfast.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKK OIL BROS HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPP

remember your training mumu's

>>50679967
lol, just wait for the next bread. i will show you how my call is going so far.

>>50679983
>He doesn't know about the kickflipping platypus

>>50679992
Yeah, sit on your ass and take it up the ass and don't buy protection.

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>>50680011
gross

SOXL sisters, we won today

>>50679959
It literally doesn't matter. By the time.you pick it up again, all the bacteria has already died

>>50680011
terrible reddit-tier bake

no one else made the thread when you had the chance, you get what you deserve

>>50680011
You'll pay for this baggot

>>50680063
we're still on page 3 calm down nigger

>>50679794
4Chong. He’s a hacker I believe

if you see this, know that i love you

>>50678821
>The market didn't really react when Biden caught covid
That's just because it's obvious he's a puppet with no power of his own.

>>50679218
I don't like this picture and I want you to stop posting it.

>>50678594
>50678594
Who is this pic in the OP????