/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50672095
>I... uhhh.. I uhhh
>It's a flower that reseeds itself and then grows in water so you have unlimited flowers in a vase and they never go bad...

>>50672095
Ok so it's like Tinder, but you can leave reviews on people you date. Let your countrymen know that that thot has a stinky pussy or a bad case of bipolar disorder. Imagine how many bad dates will be averted!

>>50672095
Hello sharks. Basically, my business is me selling my body to Laurie for her sexual gratification on a daily basis.

>>50672095
I want to fuck Lori's milf pussy and call her mommy.

>>50672095
ya so uhhh it's an N word pass, if you buy it you can say the N word without gettin beat up.

>I err..b-brap into a..
>umm...did I just say that out loud?

>>50672112
>>50672137
>>50672143
>>50672154
>These are all horrible ideas and for that reason I’M OUT!

0>>50672095
Hello sharks. I’d like $5,000,000 for 0.01% percent of my business. I sell sponges with a happy face on them.

>>50672168
Hmm will there be a T word pass expansion down the line so we can say the T word and not get beat up or canceled?

>>50672095
>1M for 10% equity in a billion dollar company
what retard set these terms? i immediately open with a counter of $10M for a 5% stake for my pussy flavored chapstick business

It’s a vr with a triple vibrating dildo ball gag. One for the mouth, throat, and ass. All you sharks used it last week. We have the video. Pay me.

>>50672174
>K...E...V...

>>50672095
Coomer Tracker. With this risk band that raps around your hand, you can track the rapid movement of every fap per second. Why do you need this you ask? I say to you why not? Coomer Tracker the only device able to track your fapping movements, built on top of Pulsechain.com block chain.

>>50672215
>I...N...SPACE...O...APOSTROPHE...

>>50672095
I built my business all on my own and I would not waste my time on those fucking swine.

>>50672226
>L...E...A...R...

intimacy, skin to skin contact, is unfortunately necessary for optimal function of human mind and body. but some men are untouchable because they're not chads. and massages from a professional are expensive because the woman has to look at your ugly self and recoil in disgust from the act of touching a non-chad. my product solves this.

it's a box with a hole. you take your box and set it up in a public area and the box has a sign on it saying how it works. and you take off your shirt and get in the box and press the skin of your back against the hole and wait for a woman to show up. women can come up to the box and you can see them through a system of mirrors but they can't see you. if you approve of them you can press a button for a green light and then she can scan her phone on the box and enter into a smart contract secured by chainlink as an oracle. the box can detect using sensors the moment she touches your box and crypto funds will be deposited into her account, the longer she rubs your back the more money she can earn. but it shouldn't cost the man too much since it's not like she even has to look at him.

>>50672095
None. Just wanted to say that lori, you're hot af. Mr. Wonderful you're based af and cuban, brah quit embarrassing yourself and just get out of the crypto game. Your predictions are weak af. Laters

>>50672242
>Y!

>>50672095
OK Mark Chabenisky, I'm seeking $600,000 for 10% of my company that sells tiny hats for religious purposes

>>50672168
This is actually a great idea, you could donate some percentage back to black communities and everyone wins. Buyers of the pass could also rent them out for their own profit generation model. You could also tie in an NFT that could link to online profiles so pass holders can use the N word freely online, anywhere, safely.

Remember when they guilted a guy during a recession for wanting to have jobs for his community instead of shipping the jobs overseas to china?
They even went muh immigrants and world community.
It was the guy with some truck accessory. Glad he told them to fuck off and still had success.

>>50672496
Yeah it was Truck Nutz, and his name was Elon Musk. Glad to see he got the last laugh.

>>50672095
>penis mightier

Human treadmills that generate power

It's a lifestyle thing for people who are unhealthy (have to go hard on brand) and it's alternative energy

You're welcome

sell big benis high iq post forum

jew rental service
you rent the jew and the jew irritates whoever you want, who can't fight back otherwise its anti-Semitic

>>50672095
Anal rape of the broad on the right, sir.

>>50672095
Thanks for having me. This is going to revolutionize the financial landscape and change life as we know it. I am going to gas the jews. All of em.

Grounded up bugs for protein

>>50672095

Based on a /pol meme, I'm unironically opening a fertility clinic oriented for Lesbians who want to go the organic way. I've had a free customer so far, they crave my green eyes and tall build.

The only thing that worries me is the legal aspect: will they ever chase me for legal custody when they don't want the kids anymore? chase me for money to raise the kids they got themselves?

>>50672176
I'll give you $5,000,000 but as venture debt. That means you get to keep the 0.01% of the business. But for every happy sponge sold I get 100% of the price back until $5,000,000 is paid back then my % drops to 50% and i get to fuck your wife 3 times per week forever.

>>50672095
A software company that copies popular decade old software that already exists but puts a cleaner, stylish, more modern gui.

>>50672478
This assumes blacks have the self-agency to follow rules and won't just impulsively chimp out the moment they have a reason to.

>>50672095
it’s it’s a memecoin called “Burrito Ville Inu Doge”… it’s awesome, the name really is where it is at.

>>50672478
>be pasty wyt boi
>say nigger in front of niggers
>they start throwing punches
>try to block and say HEY I BOUGHT AN N WORD PASS, IT DONATED REPAHRAYSHUNS AND KFC TO A BLACK IN NEED
>they keep throwing punches cuz the blacks that got the money were not them

>>50672095
A microwaveable ice melting product. Imaging how much better hot rock salt would work on your sidewalk.

Imagine 4chan, without gays.

>>50675143
>Imagine 4chan without jannies
Ftfy

>>50672137
This would easily be abused

>>50672095
>1,000,000 for 10% equity in his company for his revolutionary, game changing, billion dollar idea
That's not how math works.
I demand at least 50 millions.
The idea is - the global psyops operation where people with mental disabilities voluntarily give away their reproduction abilities.
Trannies already exist, but my idea is better. Will not disclose it here, though.

I like how those morons go
> I don't like this company; it should already have revenue; it should already have a good network

bitch: if it already had a good network and revenue: why would they waste it on retards like you?

>>50672095
what, for free?

>>50672112
Wait wait wait a second.... Any flower?
>inb4 everyone passes on this idea and I get infinite weed

>>50672095
>Give me your ideas so I can steal it since 99% of you haven't patented it
No thank you Homo schlomo

>>50674287
Those are called lawyers

>>50676036
To scale it. Are you dumb? Prove feasibility on your own, then get outside capital to scale it much bigger.

>>50678255
kek

>>50672095
Okay, it's a pizza delivery place, but we also rent movies and you can order those to be brought with your pizza. Also the year is 2004 in my idea.

>>50672095
>Ad space
Hi im anon creator and CEO of ad space. The average American sees 300 adds a day. Why not earn money from it? With our app anyone can sign up we don’t need any personal information: simply age, gender(only male or female) county. Just the small things. A person signs into their account and can either choose to watch videos and answer questions; or see images and answer questions. We work with top add agencies and have had a 200% growth since 2018. We are seeking a shark not only for funding but for a partnership in the future of ad space.

>>50672095
It's a gun that shoots makeup. Never again will you be late for your high-powered business meetings, ladies.

>>50672095
>Hello sharks, ahem, did you know…
>that mark cuban, yes him right there, is a FUCKING JEW
>that’s right many people don’t realize he changed his name to sound like a fucking spic because he kind of resembles one
>these fucking Jews do this all the time
>another example is Jon Stewart, leibowitz is his real name.
>you can never be too sure who is a Jew these days
>and that’s why we need blockjew
>an immutable registry of all the fucking Jews out there that try to hide their ancestry with crackerjack names
>blockjews allow anyone to upload Jews onto the blockchain so we can never be fooled again
>I’m the future this tool will be invaluable for identifying these fucking kikes and ‘sending them to madigascar’
>mr wonderful I know you’re in because you must be tired of people thinking you belong to that filthy blood sucking tribe of “people”

>>50672095
Hormones for trans dogs.
We all know that people love their fur babies but did you know some dogs were born in the wrong body?

>>50672137
Based, pretty certain they shit down websites that did this around college campuses in the early 2000s. It could work though

>>50673471
Black Mirror innit

>>50678297
If in this clown world you have a good network and good revenue, you don't need those retards that can only invest like 1mil max and be leeches on top.

Most of those shows invite either scammers or idiots or actors.

>>50672095
erm.. pee pee poo poo my niggers

>>50672095
ok, my Idea is like Onlyfans, but instead of follow someone online, you can make an apointment with the model and meet the model in real life and have actual sex (or whatever, depending on the models service tc.).
Price will be definded by the models, 60% goes to the company, but therefore the company provides security-guys, and maybe in some cities some kind of Hotel where you go to meet the model instead of here coming to you.
I'd call it "goymdrain" which is Jiddisch for "the newest business in the world".
What do you think?

>>50672095
My business is that I prevent the evidence you tried to dispose of that night from falling into the wrong hands. If I don't get this $1,000,000 in funding I might just go out of business...

I actually solved 2 Huge Problems and I can combine it into 1 Product! It is also tested and it works.

What it does is:
>Reverses Male Baldness (even up to the higher stages on the Norwood Scale)
>Increases Penis Size

I would sell the Kit for $99.99 and that would gain us a profit of around 75% per sold Unit.

>>50672095
Frenship.

Ok thanks for having me, my idea is like gay sex but with hats on.

>>50672095
Tandem Ski. Much like the tandem bicycle, but it's a pair of 12 metre long skis that take 5 skiiers at the same time. Thereby making the skiis 5x more powerful and more affordable for the family.

>>50674905
This unironically is one of the better ideas in this thread.

>>50679019
>Goyimdrain
Like, "milking" the goyim? My offer is $500,000 but I need 51% of the company.

>>50674905
>>50680054
So basically Nintendo. They still charge an arm and a leg to play Mario from the 1990s on new consoles.

/pol/acks have no idea who the real "jews" are.

>>50672095
weed growing. I spend your milly on like 800 grow lights and off we go

>>50675052
>>50675014
This is our problem how? We're selling the passes not using them, and those fine gentlemen were not paid by us, thus they were not part of the contract, therfore we are not selling a faulty product nor are we liable for any damages incurred by improper use of our product. We'll of course provide an app that charts the areas your pass paid for access to, the communities will receive charity on behalf of the N(pass)FT, payment to said communities will be suspended upon injury to valid pass holders in said communities.

>>50678606
Imagine the butthurt blockjew (I'd prefer jewblock though) would cause. Would be a great bit

>>50672095
>sup /biz/ trannies, please give me business ideas

>>50672095
Hi Sharks! My business is selling advertising on urinal cakes. My patent pending urinal cake design is bluetooth connected, app enabled and alexa compatible.

My current income stream is selling advertising to drunk /b/tards in bars. With your $1,000,000 buyin for a %20 stake I can develop our mark 2 digital urinal cake that has a builtin camera.

And this is where the income goes from drip to blast. We take a picture of the users junk, display it on all the connected urinal cakes in a 10 meter radius, and charge a small fee to remove the picture.

>>50672095
my idea is a business that makes money. you have something that people want to buy, and, get this, you sell it to them at a higher price than you acquired it for. i call it business inc. LLC

>>50672095
Well see we sell Current Thing merchandise to women on social media platforms. The gen-x milfs over on facebook really eat this shit up.

>>50672095
a token than knows if it rains or not

>>50672241
nobody wants to invest in my touchbox?

would it help if i mentioned the dudes are probably jacking off in there?

>>50672095
My idea is using your money to fund the extermination of whites, and if you don't agree you're a fucking anti-semite!