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Futanari Sissies?!?! Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-Pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Previous:
>>50668806

>> No.50671709

>>50671691
That's possible, but it's WTI that has been getting fucked by hedgefunds, not Brent. Plus Brent is usually more than WTI anyway.

>> No.50671714
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50671714

Second for TBLT!

>> No.50671717

baking

>> No.50671722
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we may have a few red days here of pullback but I still expect us to keep going up. spy broke out form its downward channel by a good amount that wasn't a fluke

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>> No.50671728

>China Banks May Face $350 Billion in Losses From Property Crisis
Nothing personell real estate investor leeches

>> No.50671731

Can someone here do TA on AMD?

>> No.50671736

>>50671728
Am I going to be able to afford a home in Vancouver soon?

>> No.50671738

It's over bull bros... We're at 4115...

>> No.50671763
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50671763

a Great week coming up.

>> No.50671766

No one saw this coming!

>> No.50671768

>>50671731
Upwards crab

>> No.50671770

>>50671714
You missed it retard

>> No.50671786
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50671786

Tell me what happens tomorrow and you don't get hurt

>> No.50671790

>>50671768
downward dog

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50671802

>>50671770
Surprise, asshole
I'm more retarded than you can possibly understand

>> No.50671816

>>50671763
Mondays are for dumpin then we go up.

>> No.50671825
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50671825

heavy red opening on monday with a slow creep up that ends at -.43% for the S&P500

Source: I always loose money after I buy

>> No.50671845

Can someone offer any input regarding MGAM?

Appreciate it.

>> No.50671868

>>50671845
>MGAM
take a look at how much of their manufacturing is in europe. I'm assuming that'll go down by winter due to gas shortages

>> No.50671883
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50671883

>gme baggies are getting nervous
the fallout from this little millennial experiment is going to be glorious

>> No.50671889

>>50671883
what happened this time? something about the split and nft shit not working?

>> No.50671898

>>50671868
Didn’t consider this.

A lot of people saying it will move like HKD so I wouldn’t mind a quick in and out.

>> No.50671910

>>50671731
What time frame?

>> No.50671915

ITWONT DUNP UOU FUCKIBG BOBO NIGGERS PREPARE THE GREENEST MONDAY, AUGUST BULLRUN IS ON MFS, CHECK THE DIGITS

>> No.50671916

>>50671883
If they're not swinging it, I still don't understand what they expect to happen.

>> No.50671921

>>50671728
>China Banks
t. China person

>> No.50671923

>>50671889
>he bought a computer generated image that's created from an open-source library that he can easily learn?
>saturate the market.

>> No.50671928

>>50671910
1 year daily

>> No.50671929

>>50671889
they thought their math worked out that gme couldn't be shorted
turns out its not

basically they all got on an unsinkable boat and now suddenly they are seeing leaks
>>50671916
they thought they all bought enough that they could prevent shorting and "stick it to the man"

>> No.50671931

>>50671728
How can I profit from the Chinese being retarded

>> No.50671941

>>50671929
>that they could prevent shorting
Ok, but what's their target price to sell?

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>>50671915
fren, yousa got to post meme images to get those digits

>> No.50671952

>>50671941
half of them never want to sell
the other half will sell when it goes "just a little bit higher!"

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>>50671915
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. WH-WHOA, THAT NOOSE IS LOOKING PRETTY FRIENDLY NOW. But that's all conjecture. Just because you didn't get digits doesn't mean you can participate in the stock market. No need to absolutely give up on all of it after an embarrassing non-digits get

>> No.50672001

>>50671931
long USA

>> No.50672015

>>50671928
Seems like some retrace for a couple weeks to 80 and then upward bound with retest of ath.

>> No.50672016

If your in GME now then your fucked. The time to make your fat wad has come and gone. The next time some massive movement may happen, and again "may" being the key word is when the next console launch takes place. Do you want to hold and wait for that? Good luck. Your only sitting on your hands for I dunno 5 years while the company and stock does what have you in the meantime.

>> No.50672024
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50672024

>>50671687
>>50671709
>>50671714
>>50671717
>>50671722
>>50671724
>>50671728
>>50671731
>>50671736
>>50671738
>>50671763
>>50671766
>>50671768
>>50671770
>>50671786
>>50671790
>>50671802
>>50671816
>>50671825
>>50671845
>>50671868
>>50671883
>>50671889
>>50671898
>>50671910
>>50671915
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>>50671923
>>50671928
>>50671929
>>50671931
>>50671941
>>50671943
>>50671952
>>50671971
>>50672001
>>50672015
>>50672016
HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO AMAZON

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50672025

>>50671915
>no digits
embarrassing

>> No.50672030

>>50672024
My puts printed money. Bezos sucks mu dick fr money now

>> No.50672040

>>50672024
I just bought some shoes on Amazon. Like, fr.

>> No.50672044

>FXI
It's so over

>> No.50672045

>>50672024
Stock split ya dingus

>> No.50672053

>>50671915
If I get digits we dump

>> No.50672052

>>50671763
And a little bit a mumu fried

>> No.50672058
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50672058

SIGA

>> No.50672066

>>50672045
>checks id
>nuGUY
figures

>> No.50672071

>>50672053
we safe :)

>> No.50672093

>>50672024
oh no no no bezosbros

>> No.50672101

>>50672001
>Amen brother! Freedom ain’t free for guys like you and me
>>50672066
Checked! You caught me

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50672151

If digits, SIGA continues tanking tomorrow.

>> No.50672179

30% of the S&P reports earnings this week, jobs report on Thursday/Friday. Looking like a toss up type of week frens.

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>>50672151
Sorry chud. Next stop $30.

>> No.50672197

Kek, I'm not to bothered by the loan I took out. Cause I'm never selling my KO shares. Sure I sold some of them recently but that was to screw over my credit card company (and it's higher interest rate). So I cleared that debt and thanks to my high credit score etc paying this smallish loan off will be child's play. Hell I can pay the full nut off in 3 years if I wanted. Far as losing my money goes, well KO smacked the earnings outta the park so I'm not worried about that either.

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50672202

Not nearly as exciting as last week’s earnings

>> No.50672211

>>50672202
>AMD
If it has bad earning it could kill the SOXL pump it's been on the past few weeks.

>> No.50672232

>>50672197
Who the fuck are you talking to?

>> No.50672235

We sussin or bussin tomorrow?

>> No.50672236

>>50672202
Oh shit how is SOFI going to report?

>> No.50672244

>>50671728
>Nothing personell real estate investor leeches

I feel bad for them because they're just ordinary people who have been told all their lives to invest in property but all they could afford were crumbling ruins in a ghost city. It's never the fat cats who suffer.

>> No.50672247

>>50671724
jeremy is such a faggot nowadays

>> No.50672252

>>50672197
you have severe mental illness

>> No.50672261

>>50672244
I’m a malnourished cat but I’ll eat good soon

>> No.50672262

>>50672197
lmao you're a humongous dumbass if you were borrowing money from a credit card at 20% interest in the first place

just get a line of credit dumbass and use a credit card just for cashback

>> No.50672268

>>50672235
we fussin

>> No.50672269

>>50672197
>Having a credit score
>Participating in a predatory loan system
>Bending the knee
If you can't afford to live the life you're living paying cash, you're retarded. It's that simple. I'm a Jew, I would know, fuck credit. That exists solely to debt trap goyim.

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>>50672151
Now I know what you're thinking. Some guys just get all the luck. But it wasn't you today. That doesn't mean you shouldn't show up tomorrow. That doesn't mean you shouldn't show up to the stock market, I mean. No, you should definitely wake up tomorrow. Dude, there is no reason for you to kill yourself after that embarrassing non-digits get

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50672275

>>50671687
>>50671033
>but old folks these days, the rich ones, they probably will be like 75 before they get out of the road. They'll probably try to take the road with them.

Chilling. Feels like you could make a good horror movie out of this shit.

>> No.50672282

>>50672262
I got the loan from my bank. The credit card debt was over "shit happens". So I fucked over the company before they could stick me with interest.

>> No.50672284

oil additive sisses, wtf the is going on?

>> No.50672293

>>50672284
We goan to $105 then XOM reports more money than God and we relac.

>> No.50672300

>>50672275
Seems like they pulled up the ladder behind them

>> No.50672304

>>50672300
Boomers are boomers no matter the country

>> No.50672307

>>50672024
>why are there so many mass shootings in america
Well here's your answer.

>> No.50672313

praying to every possible deity that UBER reports near-profitability

>> No.50672316

>>50672269
Oh I can afford it. Just got a fat salary hike. But it was either bag shares the normal way, monthly bagging or bag the full load now (well next week) and gain more compounding leverage via drip and divvy hikes.

>> No.50672337

>>50672313
I stopped using ride shares about 3 months ago. I don’t think it’s going to be good

>> No.50672338

>>50672269
>tfw cant take advantage of usury because it feels wrong claiming 30% interest on poor people

>> No.50672355

>>50672313
Are people really in these kinds of companies?

>> No.50672360

>>50672337
exciting to hear from the man that makes up 100% of the userbase, tell me more

>> No.50672374

>>50672360
Well I would, but that’s proprietary information. I’ve already said too much as is.

>> No.50672378

>>50672355
only because I hold the index its in

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>>50672235
We bussin fr fr no cap on god touch grass my brother in christ

>> No.50672390

>>50672378
ah gotcha

>> No.50672413

>>50672313
>>50672355
It is crazy that Uber is simultaneously the most complete and mature ride hailing service while also hopelessly unable to turn a profit. The overall cost of going out is becoming unaffordable for people so that $20 Uber is probably the first thing getting cut on a weekend out budget.

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50672416

It’s like January 6th and 9/11 had a miscarriage together!
>seriously though how much longer is this Jan 6th committee going to continue fucking with my stocks?

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>>50672413
Uber got more expensive as well. My friends and I went back to DDs before we just started going back to house parties. Prices are outrageous across the board right now. I think we will see a huge shakeup in nightlife

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50672433

>>50672338
>tfw try to warn the goyim about participating in the system but they do it anyways even when you explain it's retarded and built to trap them
>>50672316

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>futs

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>>50672436
Mumus are in for a ride this week.

>> No.50672448

>>50672313
Numbers dont matter for ERs. What matters is whether it meets or exceeds expectations. If they price in a 10% loss of revenue and they report 8%, the stock wont be as red

>> No.50672470

>>50672433
how do i as a goyim-in-the-know, profit from this? P.S. i understand the difference between liabilities and assets, and what "good debt" is. i also basically just use my credit card as a safe way to access my checking account, and so only spend money i actually have and immediately pay any purchases off (and i don't buy stuff very often except maybe going out to restaurants or tech like computers but i build them myself with OEM parts and make them last at least 5 years but i only recently replaced my GTX 770 if you want to know about my last build's lifespan).

like, is there a way i can invest in goyim debt traps?

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>>50672433
I just wish I could draw conclusions myself. This tells me there will be a liquidity crisis and inability to move stocks around in the near future - so how do you even profit from that

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50672485

Does anyone here use max pain? Is it reliable?

>> No.50672492
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50672492

>>50672416
what's going on with the jan 6th shit and how is it fucking with stocks? i haven't been following it at all, i assume it's all a dog-and-pony show.

>> No.50672493

>>50672448
Wrong, the only thing that matters is guidance.
>This quarter we shidded and farded, but we are expecting 20% growth next quarter
>Stock moons

>> No.50672495

>>50672470
>invest in goyim debt traps
You can buy student loan bonds, long credit card companies, or do swaps/CFDs

>> No.50672504
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50672504

>>50672485
nothing is reliable. if it was, people way smarter than you are paid way more money then you'll see in your whole life will likely have found it way before you even conceived of it, and already priced it in.

>> No.50672507

>>50672485
yeah just use that free public indicator and you'll never have to work again

>> No.50672509

>>50672416
>his Jan 6th committee going to continue fucking with my stocks?
I highly doubt it's fucking any stock. No one, including democrats, care about it.

>> No.50672525

>>50672485
It's a sliding scale that changes constantly because it's basically a future consensus by gamblers on stock price and even so it manages to be wrong half the time.

>> No.50672526

>>50672504
>>50672507
I don't use it myself, I was wondering if anyone here does

>> No.50672531

>>50672495
credit card company recommendations? V, i'd assume? i actually use a mastercard irl though idk if they'd be the better choice to invest in?

>> No.50672532

>>50672485
Ive tried it twice with no luck (the move happened a week later). Its also only a fraction of the big picture.

>> No.50672537

>>50672492
It's just a waste of taxpayer money just like the Russia election tampering. It will result in nothing. It's just a tactic to make trump look bad if he decides to run in 2024. Won't effect stocks at all.

>> No.50672544

>>50672492
Onions mofo needs to lift weights

>> No.50672545

>>50672531
AAPL

>> No.50672551

>>50672526
no, because of the aforementioned reason.

that said, it's just one variable among many. it can be useful to know combined with other variables, but on it's own it's pretty worthless. but feel free to backtest it to find out for yourself (compare max pain to the underlying price moves)

>> No.50672555

>>50672479
We already live in a dystopian surveillance hellhole where device and OS manufacturers are allowed to ship built in spyware and backdoor trojans, what exactly does WEF consider a risky "adverse technology"? Fusion power so everyone gets infinite clean free electricity, meaning people can't be jewed with energy scarcity and meme panels and windmills anymore?

>> No.50672564

>>50672531
>>50672545
Id go with mastercard because Walmart uses it. The majority of the US population is 10 km from at least one store. The average consumer has loads of debt.

>> No.50672565

>>50672555
>adverse technology
>4chan /smg/

>> No.50672572

>>50672564
It’s just crazy how quick everyone and their daughter uses Apple Pay now. Or tries to even when some corps haven’t caught on yet and are losing bigly dollars.

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>>50672537
i hope desantis runs and trump simply backs him. i consider trump to be our nixon, biden to be our carter, which means desantis could be our reagan and save the country.

>> No.50672591

>>50672564
should i just try swing trading it?

>> No.50672601

>>50672470
There are many ways to do exactly that. Basically you just identify a way in which the cattle are retarded and start reverse engineering it to get to a money making solution. Personally I abstain from all forms of credit and live off of only the money I actually hold, but if you have the fortitude to participate in the debt system with absolute discipline you can make it work to your advantage. I would personally still warn against it because the best way to make God piss on you laughing is to tell him your plans and there will always be unforeseen shit you can't plan for as it fits his plan, but the manner you've described isn't stupid enough to worry much about and as long as you keep your payments always on time and don't have a high limit on your card you'll be ight.
>>50672495
This post is great advice. Once you build up some capital you can start a business that also relies on the stupidity and unwillingness to change of the cattle, I personally recommend laundromats (they will always be too dumb to financially plan to afford a real home and appliances) and storage centers (again going back to them being retarded cattle, they will buy more shit than they need and then need some place to put it). Bonus points since both of these are karma neutral and you're not going full retard bad Jew and still providing a much needed service. I'd caution against trying to be a landlord of homes or other domiciles as then you're on the hook for what the retards do to fuck your shit up on a regular basis, this is better left to the Jews with bigger hats and bigger capital backing them that can afford much better lawyers than you can to fuck the goyim right up for fucking you around.

Just never get too greedy and never fuck people harder than they need to be fucked. That's how you end up getting targeted by other Jews to be out-jewed or getting killed one night on your way to the deli by some retarded goyim that isn't stupid enough to not find you.

>> No.50672602

>>50672572
Does Apple actually function as a payment provider? Or do they rely on V/MC infrastructure?
Does AMZN do it yet? Paypal seems to be aging rapidly

>> No.50672603

>>50672485
>just sell strangles at max pain

>> No.50672607

>>50672582
I agree

>> No.50672615

>>50672582
Desantis won't run if trump runs, he said it himself. Both are considered "controversial" but I'm more interested in who the Dems run. Obviously it won't be Biden. Trump and desantis would run circles around Biden in the debates. Of course they could just cancel the debates like they tried to do last election. If the Dems were smart they would run a manchin/gabbard ticket, but that would never happen.

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>>50672615
Repubs should run a DeSantis/Gabbard ticket. Would literally be unstoppable unless Michelle Obama ran

>> No.50672631

>>50672601
redpill me on starting your own storage center. surely it can't be that easy, literally just having a place for people to store shit. and you make money from that, especially big money, somehow.

>> No.50672634

>>50672479
Things will be okay for the most part until the end of Shmitah, at which point they will get shaken up pretty hard. So there's still time to prepare. I can't speak to the actual plans as I very much like being alive, but I can say you're pretty much on the nose with what you said. Not everything on that list is shit I know about though. I don't think anyone more than a handful of people on this planet know exactly how everything will play out.

>> No.50672636

>>50672179
Do earnings even matter anymore? Is FA even a thing?

>> No.50672638

redpill me on Taiwan Semiconductor (TSM)

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50672639

>>50672282
You didn't fuck anyone over. You just saved paying anymore interest yourself, which is fine. CC company got paid and don't give a fuck about your balance.
I'm tired of seeing your avatar fagging shitposts talking about a fat raise. (You) should try reddit.

>> No.50672647

>>50672615
DeSantis is Trump but without the baggage and more tempered and intelligent personality. whether he runs now or in a future election, he's pretty ideal given our current circumstances in the world. i've really liked a lot of the legislation he's passed in Florida, how he handled covid, etc.

>> No.50672653

>>50672638
someone should bundle it with a bunch of other semiconductor companies, track their prices, and offer a product that returns the average of their returns leveraged 3x. that would make a lot of money i think

>> No.50672659

Does anyone know if you can day trade short (sell to open then buy to close) options in a Roth IRA without incurring a good faith violation?

>> No.50672660

>>50672631
Havent looked into it much but you basically have warehouse, security cameras and maybe hvac in the main office. Do a self storage. Charge $200 or whatever the rate is and your cheap industrial land on the edge of town probably pays for itself in a few years

>> No.50672673

>>50672429
But it's priced in and not as bad as the goyim analysts expected so it should pump anyway right mumus?

>> No.50672674
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>>50672582
Is this the fag who spams Kpop bug women all over a bunch of boards saying that they are more beautiful than other women?

>> No.50672685

>roblox removed oof sound
stock is unironically going to 0

>> No.50672690

>>50672659
dont gamble with your retirement account. if you want to have fun make enough money to have an after tax account

>> No.50672693

>>50672631
It's literally that easy. The hard part is having enough start-up capital to buy the land and build the complex in a good enough area with dumb enough cattle. I do very well with it in the South, you just figure out what your sum expenses are and then add 10-20% to that figure and divide it by the number of units you have and there's your prices. Financing all of it will fuck you due to interest making your per-unit cost to the consumer higher than your competitors meaning you won't get much business, which is why the hard part is having the money up front to pay for everything. The extra 10-20% tacked on is for unforeseen expenses and to cover insurance and employment costs, the latter are usually very low since you only really need one or two good people and can get away with paying them a bit less money in exchange for them living on-site in housing you provide to them as part of their employment.

I cannot stress enough how much it matters to not be a piece of shit greedy Jew if you're going to be a Jew. You're already making money hand over fist off of retards that are willingly too stupid to improve their lives, push it too far and you'll either get out-jewed or dealt with by the cattle. They do still have horns and there's more of them than you.

>> No.50672695

>>50672674
His name is tinny and yes he has a to,too where he lives in Nevada pissing in bottles

>> No.50672700

>>50672621
Gabbard is not conservative on anything, he's just anti military adventurism and regime change. Besides that, look up her policies. She's a regular liberal.
>>50672615
I agree with this. There's no point for Desantis to ruin his image by going up against Trump as being seen as "anti-Trump" which is deadly for a GOP member to be branded with. Especially when he can win the GOP nomination extremely easily in 2028 with little opposition.
On Biden, honestly, it could go either way but I lean towards him not running just because he's so fucking old. They're probably run Kamala and some retard like Buttigeg.

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>>50672695
Kek thanks for the Intel anon, amazing how these freaks always manage to get doxed

>> No.50672717

>>50672470
My financial advisor wanted me to get into some alternatives, mainly a reit and collects rents from commercial and residential rentoidz, and one of those paycheck loan companies, where goyims that need cash fast get a loan on their next paycheck. Lendx was the name I think. I didn't end up getting into those because alternative investments are fake and gay for a regular goy like me

>> No.50672744

>>50672647
Don't suck his dick too hard, he fucking loves him some Israel. It doesn't really matter anyway, both Dems and Republicans are in Jewish pockets.
>>50672700
The younger base doesn't like Biden, he's not progressive enough for them. He'll either be dead by 2024, or they'll say he has a medical condition so he doesn't run. Either way he isn't going to be the candidate in 2024. He'd be as old as Winston Churchill, with half the mind of Churchill post stroke.

>> No.50672746

>>50672700
Buttplug will without a doubt be the next Dem candidate, Kamala is too deeply unhinged to run for the presidency and sucking cock to get to the position she already had doesn't work for the highest seat in the land, just like it didn't work for Clinton. DeSantis will win the next election. He's, as you said, just a better Trump - although I could see a reality wherein Trump is his VP for a wombo combo slamdunk win for the red ties. Ultimately both sides work for the same goals, and Dems being complete retards this time around wasn't an accident. As always the goyim are too dumb to understand that everything that has happened with Biden in office is meant to intentionally piss all of them off and get them to start unfucking the country from the ground up while thinking it's their idea.

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>>50672717
You want a mix of different asset classes that appreciate and react to market events at different rates and liquidity levels. That way its an accumulation of wealth over time with less risk.
>look i posted it again

>> No.50672758

>>50672700
>Gabbard is not conservative on anything, he's just anti military adventurism and regime change. Besides that, look up her policies. She's a regular liberal.
Who cares, she's VP, doesn't matter. Shows Repubs are actually reaching across the aisle. Will look fair to normies

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>>50672647
DeSantis also knows who to trust. One of Trump's biggest problems was being an outsider who had no idea who to trust or not. Trump got us started, DeSantis can cement a proper movement

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>>50672758
Yep. Could you imagine the panic in the Democrats eyes when the Republicans add a Dem VP to their ticket

>> No.50672782

>>50672746
Does it make you feel better to imagine a world where our leaders have great and comprehensive plans that they execute properly? They are just fuckups, bro

>> No.50672788

Just got back from my 5k. I think I'm going to make it my personal mission to get Coca-cola boomer banned from /smg/. Thanks for reading my blog post as well.

>> No.50672791

>>50672700
*meant she. Tulsi is cute.
>>50672758
>le aisle
Bipartisanship is dead and irrelevant since the uniparty has shown its self openly now. >>50672746
>>50672744
>DeSantis will win the next election.
I don't think he'll risk going up against Trump who is clearly going to run and will win the GOP nomination. I could see Trump picking someone like Noem for his VP. She's hot, conservative, and has experience in government in her state.
As for the dems, honestly, I think it's going to be one hell of an entertaining shitshow in 2024. I hope Biden DOES run, then gets primaried lol. Trump might get a pitty challenge from a cuckservative like Mitt Romney or some nonsense but he'll win no problem. The dems might have a serious primary even with Biden running.
And yes, this is business related because the GOP winning the midterms is bullish and so is a GOP candidate winning in 2024.

>> No.50672794

>>50672690
what if the majority of my net worth is in my Roth? might as well keep it in there and grow it tax free while I collect divvies from my trust fund

>> No.50672798

>>50672753
What's funny is the alternative investments I inherited, we sold because I know my dad hated being in them because they were losers during the 2021 run up. And then he dies, I sell those because I knew he hated them, then in 2022 they start to perform well. With the J boys you always lose...

>> No.50672800

>>50672758
I cant stand how cuckservatives keep inviting Gabbard to events and praising her when she is as commie as the next democrat short of Bernie

>> No.50672806

>>50672634
Any hints? I can do my own research.
Or at the very least, what sort of preparation do I need? Is the 20 kg bag of rice a meme?

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>>50672700
>Gabbard is not conservative on anything
She hates troons and thats good enough for me desu.

>> No.50672819

>>50672791
>And yes, this is business related because the GOP winning the midterms is bullish and so is a GOP candidate winning in 2024.
Especially with how badly the economy has been doing under Biden

>> No.50672825

>>50672788
Whats wrong with him? He seems harmless enough

>>50672798
Heres the thing; if you dont need the money, never sell. Just sit tight and wait. This isnt a diamond hands to the moon thing. Patience always wins out.
Like those boxes I have are probably going to be at least 4 or 5 years before they start to appreciate significantly

>> No.50672826

>>50672782
Retarded cattle never cease to amuse me.
>>50672791
They all kiss the wailing wall, but bipartisanship isn't completely dead and still serves something of a purpose. Like I've said before, you can't step on the cattle too hard or they revolt, so if you like guns and don't want your kids on puberty blockers you should still vote for the based team. But yeah they all ultimately bend the knee to the Jews, been that way since the 30's.

>> No.50672832

>>50672814
>Bans rifles
Thanks for playing

>> No.50672855

INTC has my attention

>> No.50672858

>>50672825
>he thinks WOTC supports physical cards
>MTGA has killed kitchen table format

>> No.50672861

>>50672814
Most of the Dem base genuinely believe she's a Russian plant, it's fucking laughable. Dems have such a hate boner for Russia despite the fact they've largely ignored us for decades.

>> No.50672865

>>50672826
Must be nice to live in a world where everything is planned and perfectly executed for decades

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>>50672814
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/17/tulsi-gabbard-apology-lgbt-comments-1109541

Don't get me wrong, I like her because she's against regime change, but she's a typical liberal on everything else.
>>50672826
>bipartisanship isn't completely dead and still serves something of a purpose
It only advances uniparty goals, not things good for the USA.
>>50672819
Even though Biden's polling started dumping after the Afghanistan Withdraw, his terrible approval is mostly due to the economy.

>> No.50672876

>>50672826
>30s
I mean theres lots of moments such as the Titanic, Federal Reserve founding, WW1, dust bowl, WW2, creation of Israel, losing the gold standard, 9/11, covid

>> No.50672879

>>50672825
When I say sell I mean sell those alternatives and just put into diversified ETFs. So yes it's still invested, just not in these REITs and weird lending funds that you can't get out of whenever you want. But yea u right

>> No.50672880

>>50672806
Non perishable stores of food and water, enough to last half a year is more than enough. Guns and ammo if you live in a shitty part of the world, don't forget the plates and plate carriers. Basic medical supplies. A place to sleep that's fortified. You still have a bit of time but once it gets to September the clock is ticking and it'll be in full swing before the end of it. Oh - and don't talk about politics in public or fall for bait traps. That's how you get marked. Just shut the fuck up and go to work and get ready. Wash your hands too, the pox isn't just for fags but they'll be hit the hardest and first before they start doing retarded shit like wiping cum and spit on high-use doorknobs.

>> No.50672884

>>50672866
And his senility. He is senile and everyone knows it.

>> No.50672892

We really need flags on this board.

>> No.50672895

>>50672788
>not a 5mi
NGMI

>> No.50672906
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>>50672832
>Bans rifles
My state aint gunna play that shit. Let the FEDs ban muh salted rifles, who cares. Nothing will change. There are no laws anymore.

>> No.50672912

>>50672892
If we needed more fags just get your uncles and cousins goy.

>> No.50672913

>>50672895
I do a 10k once a month because it's fucking boring. 5k is just short enough to where I can knock it out in 20 mins and be back home in time for shitposting.

>> No.50672917

>>50672865
It really isn't no matter how strong the illusion that it is. There are always variables beyond control or at least total control.
>>50672866
>It only advances uniparty goals, not things good for the USA.
You missed the point about the dems intentionally being such shitbirds it lights a fire under the lazy cattles asses so they start unfucking the country and thinking it's their own idea. Want to know how to have an informed and caring populace? Piss directly in their faces for a decade or two. The sooner everyone quits gulping down the piss and instead shuts their mouth and finds a way to cut the dick off the ones pissing in their mouth, the sooner things will stop sucking.
>>50672876
It got solidified in the 30's, really the late 20's.

>> No.50672935

>>50672693
>It's literally that easy. The hard part is

alright so like i said, it can't be that easy. thanks for explaining.

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>>50672861
It just shows how much they kvetched at someone, despite towing the line on basically every other issue, who isn't for regime change lol.

>> No.50672949

>>50672917
You really are a mentally ill faggot, aren’t you?
>doesn’t see the people I lower were the same ones in the 1960s.
>believes slaves will stop being slaves if abused
>doesn’t accept responsibility for themselves and blames the unknown powers to be
>he doesn’t know about the future party with Andrew Yang.

>> No.50672952
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50672952

Redpill me on dollar milkshake theory

>> No.50672960

>>50672952
Well if you buy a milkshake for a dollar you earn two in the bush

>> No.50672962

This is a financial question, and I need financial advice:
Does anyone know how to make a beer cold again after it's gotten to room temperature?

>> No.50672964

>>50672952
>Redpill me on dollar milkshake theory
Dollar milkshake is bluepilled garbage so that's not possible.

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>>50672024
Amazon is slowly becoming another You India, You Lose company. You can short it all the way down.

>> No.50672972
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I did TA meme lines on nikkei 225 and it shows after 3 decades of crab they are finally approaching healthy growth again. Considering their large position in the US treasury markets and a lot of their inflation priced in and absorbed over those past three decades and a relatively safe haven from the rest of asia trade problems, I've been considering it best to dump US heavy index funds and reallocate into a custom "index" fund with bias towards japanese companies. I don't see any reason to put faith into US demographics or place trust into any EU countries/russia, or materials suppliers over reliant on chinese manufacturers.
>but muh SEA you see shitposted here all the time
I dont put faith into SEA either they lack infrastructure and capital of their own outside communist chinese or mentally deranged western bankers. If anything japan is ahead on everything regarding future economics so I believe they recover fastest.

>> No.50672973

>>50672880
meds.

>> No.50672977

>>50672962
You gotta drink it. You are cooler than most people, in the room so you will keep that bad boy under room temp.

>> No.50672989

>>50672962
Keep chilled glasses in your freezer

>> No.50673002

>>50672972
But do you think that their growth will outpace the extra taxes you will have pay

>> No.50673005

>>50672977
>You are cooler than most people
Ok... oh well
I'm the only person in this room... I have no friends or family and I always drink alone
>>50672989
Doesn't that break the glass? I guess I could keep them in the fridge though

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/leanhogs/ bros... Our time will come. Those orange juice niggers can't win forever. Lumber virgins continue to get heem'd lmao.

>> No.50673015

CHIPS act going to make US semiconductors as inefficient, outdated, arrogant, and complacent as Boeing is in the aerospace industry.

>> No.50673020
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>>50673015
But we will make a mint in the next few years with it

>> No.50673031

>>50673007
What broker does physical deliveries to the US?

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>>50673002
Taxes? Haven't considered taxes yet but the lines dont lie. I do not see japanese dumping too hard, just upside with small dump here.

>> No.50673040

>>50673005
Oh idk about breaking. I've been doing it for a few years now but never come across that scenario

>> No.50673041

>>50673015
Hmmm interetsing, interesting. But will it poomp the stock prices of semi stock for a little?

>> No.50673051

>>50673040
Hmm, just Googled
>Glass can be put in the freezer as long as you are careful about thermal shock. Don't rapidly heat the glass or rapidly cool it. Allow the glass to reach room temperature before placing it in the freezer.
I guess I'll throw some glasses in the freezer for next weekend

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50673059

>>50672695
> Tinny's tiktok has been deleted
This is a fucking outrage.

>> No.50673060

Isn't it crazy how the rectangular pieces of watermelon are so much tastier than the triangular pieces? Anyways, how are we feeling now that the S&P broke above its channel with volume and there's no FOMC until late September?

>> No.50673065
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>>50673059
Here, take this version. I drew a little hand on it

>> No.50673069

>>50673037
Usually you have foreign withholding taxes automatically deducted from ADRs and other foreign investments.
Also fwiw I had my eye on Takeda (TAK) as a mature pharma play (5.5% div)

>> No.50673070

>>50673060
And triangle cut sandwiches taste better than rectangular cuts. Ain't that wild?

>> No.50673072

>>50673005
The whole point is to drink broken glass shards.

>> No.50673073

>>50672814
This is also why I like her. Gun ban will never go through, so what she thinks about any of that is harmless.
She will make the troons seethe, though, and that's worth more than anything any other politician can offer.

>> No.50673075

>>50673051
Try it out bro, I think it's a game changer

>> No.50673076

>>50672952
A doomsday scenario for people that jerk off to American exceptionalism.

>> No.50673081

>>50673072
A&W is famous for chilled glasses

>> No.50673090

>>50673031
Tastytrade, the delivery of delicious fresh lean hogs and other tasty commodities is where the name comes from.

>> No.50673092
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50673092

how much longer on this bear ripper until the next big dipper?

>> No.50673104

Check my trips for red death tomorrow

>> No.50673113

>>50673104
trips and ur gay and semis blow to the moon

>> No.50673115

>>50673104
>>50673113
Repeating digits.

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Compared to US stocks. Very bloated and too much a gap to fill. Pumped by a lot of junk compared to more solid businesses with ancient tradition philosophy in japan. Honda and toyota vs tesla. Cornerstone electronics industries like hitachi canon samsung. US blue chips like GE and IBM cannot be trusted anymore let alone the garbage startups. Lack of honor innovation.

>> No.50673138

>>50672293
XOM is going to hit 120 in the next 2 years

>> No.50673158

>>50673138
I'd be surprised if XOM isn't at 120 within the next 2 months.

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>>50673123
>logarithmic y-axis while drawing break-out channels
>top line of break out channel is only tapped in two places
>any technical analysis to begin with
>a bunch of nonsense ramblings about big automobile companies and irrelevant companies
Looks like this could even be trolling desu

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>>50672952
>dollar milkshake theory
i think basically the US will slurp up all of the global liquidity of the dollar, leaving other nations who have dollar-denominated debt scrambling to find dollars and when they can't it becomes a sovereign debt crisis like Sri Lanka

this process bids up the demand for the dollar and thus the price. this fucks up US multinational companies' revenues because it makes their products more expensive relative to local currencies

this is good for US consumers who wish to buy foreign goods, but bad for everyone else - thus the US will slurp everyone else's milkshake and its basically tough shit for them

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50673280

I'm going to buy some VTI tomorrow

>> No.50673321

>>50673081
i fucking love those. it does make drinking the root beer cooler

>> No.50673346

>>50672615
At this point trump should not run. Way too much baggage. Best scenario is he gets convicted so that the right has ammo to run free of his baggage.

>> No.50673358
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>>50673015
CHIPS does nothing to address the fundamental reasons US semi manufacturing is behind. Low nm process are important sure and no doubt INTC will get a ton of gibs to participate in a market where they are fucked if they aren't the best anyways. But you know what else is important:

> high nm shit I am talking 90 and above, ANYTHING other than supercomputers and cellphone CPUs uses this and not muh TSMC 5nm
> packaging and test, NONE of that shit is in the US and this makes no attempt other than some meme advanced packaged stuff which is probably just pork funding for INTC's branding of chiplets, can't remember off the top of my head what they call it
> BEING ABLE TO HIRE MANUFACTURING LABOR IN THE US ECONOMICALLY. You don't need a college degree for a lot of the jobs in a fab, as long as the USD is as strong as it is someone making $10k USD equivalent a year in an EM country is ALWAYS going to be cheaper, by the way those EM countries have tax incentives out the ass for this so the USA is not "getting complacent" by tossing $$$ at our industry we are PAYING THE TABLE STAKES which every other country is paying.
> An associated electronics industry like hardware designer jobs (outsourced if you're not in defense/space), PCB manufacturing (significantly cheaper in SEA even with shipping and pre-covid overnighting something was no problemo), high volume assembly (lmao), none of that shit is in the USA either

Basically it's like our congressmen read AMD vs INTC memes on /g/ and based this bill on what was needed to get INTCels back in the lead. This at best looks like it'll lead to some "More Moore" stuff and that's about it. I can't believe there is $11B for FABLESS. CHIP. MAKERS. in a bill to address a fucking FAB. SHORTAGE.

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>>50673358
That's why I'm a TXN, friend.

>> No.50673414

>>50673179
Why?
>>50673243
As points out, foreign demand for US products/services drops to save the dollar. Keeping US investors pumped on some recover or "bottom" is just continuous exit liquidity for multi nationals to cushion a decade of quantitative easing. Companies like coca cola will take hits in profits but will be around for decades because of their simple business area moats. Even boring government bonds will outperform index fund stocks for a few years to come. Japan's closed end oriented economy can survive dollar milkshake fairly well if you ask me.

>> No.50673426
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50673426

>Heh, futures are blood red. Take that, mumu!

>> No.50673439

Bull bros, Bobo is weak and can't even crash the market. I say we pump to 4200 tomorrow.

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>>50673426
The dumbest cattle

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>>50673448
>I have a 200 IQ from watching le heckin epic rick and mooooorty!

>> No.50673503

>>50673358
>I can't believe there is $11B for FABLESS. CHIP. MAKERS. in a bill to address a fucking FAB. SHORTAGE.
I’ve heard that it’s literally just another spending bill.
It’s not *really* written with a focus on the semis shortage… the democrats have simply not gotten the message that inflation is fucking insane right now, so they’re trying to keep spending like they always do, in order to “stimulate the economy”

Pic related is most hilarious example of democrats one-track mind on spending… more stimulus checks to “counter” the impact of inflation from the prior stimulus checks…

Sounds like you really know your fucking shit about the semiconductors industry tho

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>>50673503
Forgot to attach the pic

>> No.50673535

>>50673402
>Joe Biden: 79 years old
>Donald Trump: 76 years old
I don't get why he's making fun of Biden for being old

>> No.50673536

Why do people insist on going to college still? Over the past 25 years your average return for going to college was about 120%, as compared to just working a job which returned 80%. When including loan repayment, it’s more like 100%. If these trends in employement continue, you will likely earn about 28% more over the next 25 years for going to college, above just working a job earning 17%. Meanwhile the markets done about 400% in that same timeframe. College is a piss poor investment, it’s an asset like any other and it’s been bid up to ridiculous valuations, if you inflation adjust these numbers if you went to college anytime after 1990 you’ve had negative returns on investment. If you project this to continue, your returns are projected to be massively negative in real terms in the next 25 years. College has been bid up retardedly high

>> No.50673557

>>50673500
DURGESH, YOU FUKKN BHENCHOD. YOU SON OF BASTERD BICH. YOU IGNORANT MONKEY.

WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE THE NEEDFUL??
THINK OF THE VILLAGE! THE VILLAGE WILL STARVVEEE!

KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL IMMEDIATELY AND COPY ME ON THE SAME. PLEASE PREPONE THIS AND REVERT BACK TO ME ON THE SAME.

>> No.50673567

>>50673536
>why do people want an education and not have to work with their back and die crippled even if it costs a shitload
Fair play about financing it with student loans being retarded, but you can always just work your balls off and save up to pay for it year by year with cash. Or just save up enough to outright buy a degree. Or subsidize a shitload of the cost with gibs with a little bit of effort.

>> No.50673573
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>>50672952

The actual redpill is that Brent Johnson is a snippy fag who tweets like a woman. Condescending snark as a substitute for intellect. Probly doesn't lift. Probly low T. Bearish on the reliability of his reasoning.

Also all the dollar bulls are neolibs and kikes who love the Global American Empire (pronounced "gay"), even if they pretend they don't. They say the dollar will be strong because they WANT the dollar to be strong, and they don't want you betting against it. As stated before: womanish faggots.

Dollar TINA will collapse the instant BRICS throws up a real contender. Everybody's sick of GAE. The dollar's will be strong for a bit but that strength will be its undoing. DXY is also the FX equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters: a rigged measure to make the dollar look good.

>> No.50673584

>>50673503
>>50673514
The entire world runs on a debt based economy. Nobody is paying. Its a giant ponzi scheme. This is why theres frivolous spending

>> No.50673592

i almost did a mocking indian tech support accent at an indian who was pissing me off today, jesus christ need some time off this basketweaving bulletin board

>> No.50673597

>>50673535
It is all relative for the gerontocracy

>> No.50673603

>>50673592
Did he do the needful sers?

>> No.50673607

>>50673567
>you can always just work your balls off and save up to pay for it year by year with cash
I've known exactly zero (0) people who have done this. I don't think it's even possible today.

>> No.50673611

>>50673567
You can get educated from books, you’re literally paying for the degree. You’re paying for massive negative real returns

You could just not go to college and determine what information is actually useful to know instead

>> No.50673613

>>50673603
no i was up in redmond and he was just H1B'ing all over the place

>> No.50673617
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>FUTURES

>> No.50673637

>>50673567
If you’re working to finance a degree btw, put that money into a down payment on a house, stocks, a business, you would be infinitely better off. Education is the lowest yielding asset around, even buying 25-year bonds in 1995 would’ve yielded more

>> No.50673640

>>50673592
At least half my coworkers at Amazon were H1B Indians.
Now I think my new ones are primarily chinese

>> No.50673641

>tfw i personally know a former amazon exec, and a current boeing exec, and am a pathetic neet myself

>> No.50673643

>>50673611
>You could just not go to college and determine what information is actually useful to know instead
Boomer hall monitor bosses require the degree as part of a checklist.

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>>50673536
Most kids with normie adults in their life will get pressured into it as the right thing to do and the end all be all of human existence. 18 year olds on average are not redpilled enough to question the debt trap, and don't yet have the balls to just say no to their parents and hold frame. Even if it was free it would probably still be a waste of time or brainwashing for the majority of students.

>> No.50673659

>>50673641
>a former amazon exec
A real VP or is it just a director or sr. manager?
>and a current boeing exec
That’s way less of a big deal.
I think I’m almost making as much as some Fortune 500 CEOs now from the consumer staples industry

>> No.50673669

WHAT IS THE FATE OF THE SIGA SISTERS?

>> No.50673692
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>>50673669
Shkreli shorted somewhere between 15-20 and can probably keep averaging in. It's over.

>> No.50673741

>>50673536
For STEM? Because that first-rung technician or hell just brute laborer job you could get promoted from no longer exists in the US. And therefore there's no opportunity to establish both that you're a reliable employee and that you've built a credible amount of knowledge to get the positions that now require a degree. So you need some proxy for that credibility, and that proxy is a degree. Imagine putting "yeah I uh.... read textbooks OK??" for your previous experience on your resume. I mean I guess you could do some projects and stuff on your own but outside of software that usually requires some special equipment. And the fundamentals really do matter which is separate from practical experience and therefore not guaranteed by such things.

For not STEM? I dunno but having muh Ivy League education on your resume is almost certainly a pre-requisite to be hired by the big boys in fields where your performance is purely qualitative. Honestly a lot of those degrees are probably not needed. To some extent I just feel like it establishes you are in the appropriate social class for the position (or can act like it at least).

>> No.50673754

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.50673772
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>>50673592
I left a full on /pol/ screed on the voicemail of a curry nigger support dude. It is a huge company so I was kinda waiting to hear about it. Year later
>crickets
I have closed out that /pol/ tab though.

>> No.50673823

>>50671687
Anyone else going to play earnings on oil related stocks. It's literally free money if you buy calls

>> No.50673826

testing

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>>50673669

>> No.50673836
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Daily reminder that small and mid cap always outperform large cap

>> No.50673838
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50673838

>>50673557
Just tried sending this to some hoe.
Pretty happy with the results.

>> No.50673843

>>50673692
>>50673827
Great, I only sold half my puts. You fellas better be right.

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>>50666625
How do we long roach milk?

>> No.50673904

>>50673536
It’s because Barack Obummer convinced all the millennials that EVERY american should be going to college
And then did some kinda shit with easy student loans, and now everyone is taking out a loan to go to college, even if they don’t have a gameplan for what degree to get or what to fucking do with it

>> No.50673914
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>>50673849
.357 Magnum directly to your brainstem

>> No.50673917

>>50673849
Easy. Buy futures contracts for söybeans.

>> No.50673941

>>50673772
You should try it again against whatever the fuck is going on over here:
>>50673838

Also,
>screed
Like, death threats n shit?
Did you use a burner phone or anything like that?

>> No.50673960

>>50673904
Most jobs shoudln't even require a high school diploma desu, the on-job training should be enough

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>>50673914
That's not very nice, goy. You WILL drink the roach milk, it's quite tasty and nutritious.

>> No.50673966

What stocks do you think will shit the bed this week/next? I'm thinking UBER, LUCID, DIS, and HOOD.

>> No.50673975

>>50673960
no you see, that doesnt work because most of our modern economy is based on selling 18 year olds 100k in student loans that are guaranteed by the government

>> No.50673999

>>50671802
kek

>> No.50674007

>>50671825
>loose
just how fucking stupid do you have to be to make this typo
i never saw this until like 3 years ago, is it the vax?

>> No.50674014

>>50674007
>i never saw this until like 3 years ago
Anon, 4chan actually has really good grammar compared to the rest of the internet. Go look at twitter or facebook.

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>>50673961
rolling (picrel)

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>>50674007
>is it the vax?

>> No.50674025

oh wise bobochads, what is the most powerful way to short the market? im talking maximum leverage. im tired of 150% gains I want more. is weekly calls on UVXY a good idea? or is it OTM spy puts? I like to buy OTM and sell ITM

>> No.50674028

>VIX at 21
Lol time to bid up tails calls on vol products. Gonna keep them a few months out expiry

>> No.50674035

>>50673849
You sure you wanna long roach milk even when we don't know if people can drink it safely?

>> No.50674055

>>50674025
>is weekly calls on UVXY a good idea
jesus christ lmao if i didn't know any better (that this board is full of noobs) i would think you're taking the piss.
As I allude to here,>>50674028


Okay so here is why you should not trade UVXY.

Let's assume you want to short volatility. So you buy UVXY puts.

The main problem with buying puts is the skew and IV rise. When VIX rises. So they get really expensive. The extrinsic value is correlated to VIX itself so. You pay a lot at the top and have to sell them cheap at the bottom.

Let's assume you want to buy volatility and go long volatility:

UVXY is a poor vehicle with which to express long Vol. It decays super super quick.

To properly trade UVXY you need to be an HFT AI faggot on Wall Street or be a savant also be capable of understanding all the variables in that trade, looking at the steepness of the VIX term structure and the vol of vol pricing in UVXY, modeling out how much you thought it would react in a selloff versus what is the cost of carry, etc.


DO NOT TRADE UVXY IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCT

You can buy VIX calls or vix puts as a vol play.


If you want to trade stock, you cannot on VIX obv as it is an index.
The closest thing to VIX shares are the futures, which have contracts that expire monthly. Beyond that, you can do the ETFs like VXX, which simulate a 30 day term by rebalancing a portfolio of the front 2 month VIX futures.
>VIXY = long volatility
>VXX = as described above
Short vol:
>SVXY = short volatility ETF
DO NOT DO
>UVXY = 3x daily long volatility ETF

And pour one out for our terribly volmaggedon blowup victims and tails-rape victims. Taleb pisses on their grave.

>XIV = short volatility (Lol.)
ZIV = short mid term volatility ETN (Lol.)

>> No.50674060

>>50674014
This.
>>50674007
My hookers tell me that I text like an old man.
Go back to r*ddit and filter each other’s content within the echo chamber off shit like comma utilization

>> No.50674066

>>50674025
Have you tried options on leveraged ETFs?

>> No.50674068

>>50674028
kinda looks like a falling knife

>> No.50674076

>>50674068
le TA on VIX gimmick

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>>50671883
Nervous in the thread here on /biz/?
Brainstop is probably going to single digits and those retards will blame it on the stock split and not the reality that there's no solid reasoning behind the pump. (((Market makers))) made billions selling options when they pinned it around 150-250 in 2021. I'd imagine the party has to end eventually and they'll gradually let it meltdown sometime this year.

>> No.50674100

>34.80 soxl average
Its over whichever way the market goes

>> No.50674099

>>50674025
>is weekly calls on UVXY a good idea?
that is NEVER a good idea unless you can time circuit breakers
>t. down 45% holding for a month because I thought we'd have circuit breakers

>> No.50674105

It mentions tpoxx. We are gonna make it my fellow gay enablers.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/31/health/[insertspamword]pox-response-cavalry-sanjay-gupta/index.html

>> No.50674108

>>50674076
Can you do TA on bond yields? Or is that frowned upon like TA with VIX

>> No.50674123

>>50674055
>DO NOT TRADE UVXY IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCT
long term short uvxy is the safest and most lucrative trade you could ever make, in a "normal" market

>> No.50674131

>>50674060
>Go back to r*ddit
im thinking of making an account there, can't be worse than 4chan in 2022
recommend some subs?

>> No.50674133

>>50674108
if you want to bet money on your TA of bond yields while the fed is raising rates and the market is playing chicken with them... have fun!

>> No.50674139

>>50674091
Not only are market makers making a fuck load off the high vol dogshit calls they're selling to retail, other vol arb funds are just milking millions to billions on these memestock inflated vol derivatives

>> No.50674140

>>50674133
I don't do it myself, only seen others do TA on yields

>> No.50674141

>>50674055
>dont trade UVXY because its risky
Im looking for the most insane risk possible. a 10-25x is what I would like. so since UVXY decays quickly and is hard to time, doesnt that just mean I can get weekly calls super cheap? i mean if it shoots up 50% which it seems to do each time SPY takes a tumble, that would put it at $15. you can currently buy the 8/5 $14 call for $8, so if it tumbles this week, that would be an 12x, which seems pretty good to me. that means I could put 500 on it for the next 12 weeks and probably profit eventually. im just looking for the best lotto ticket to buy when I feel SPY is about to crash. are super OTM long dated calls better? i dont care about risk adjusted returns, just want to risk the rest of my money before I go back to work in 2 weeks

>> No.50674157

>>50674141
>Im looking for the most insane risk possible.
In forex markets you can use leverage up to 100:1

>> No.50674183

>>50672880
Holy larp, Batman.

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>>50674099
>unless you can time circuit breakers
I am the chosen one. I will post results

>> No.50674191

>>50674141
Dude. Learn how options work. Learn about IV skew and how that fucks all potential for your gains. The RM has to outsize the IM.

>> No.50674209

>>50674131
Sure nigguh, r/BBC
I’m confident that you’ll absolutely love it and fit right in there.

>> No.50674214

>>50674191
bruh I know how options work, but its all meaningless once your OTM calls gain intrinsic value by expiring in the money

>> No.50674219

>>50674131
r/animefeet ;)

>> No.50674230

>>50674028
>Lol time to bid up tails calls on vol products
what about just options in general? low VIX should mean cheaper options, in a general sense. of course it matters the individual stock's IV

>> No.50674237

>>50674209
>>50674131
Disregard all that, I suck cocks

>> No.50674241

>>50674214
also in my scenario the IM is .08 while the RM is 1.0 so you need better reading comprehension

>> No.50674244

>>50674214
If it expires ITM its not an OTM option

>> No.50674255

>>50674244
he means OTM when he bought it

>> No.50674258

>>50674244
yeah obviously not any more, but when I bought it it was

>> No.50674259

Don’t you think it’s a little childish sitting around talking about the stock market when you could be out talking to girls

>> No.50674268

>>50674237
Oh shid, did you figure out that I literally set my password to “nigger”????

>> No.50674276

>>50674259
>out talking to girls
What are you stuck in 2010 or something?

>> No.50674278

>>50674259
It's Sunday night friend.

>> No.50674282

>>50674259
I only look at feminine tickers

>> No.50674285

>>50674214
>but its all meaningless once your OTM calls gain intrinsic value by expiring in the money
Holy fucking shit you are literally demonstrating you do not understand how options work.

Nothing matters about the strike price when you are that close to expiry, options are a vol play. Your intrinsic value deteriorates based on vega, not delta. That is why options traders say trading options is trading vols, not deltas.

I'm sorry for calling you a retard but you need a big wakeup call if you are this confident in trading dogshit lev products with derivatives. You need a hard slap in the face if you don't even understand how short-expiry option IV skew impacts your intrinsic.

Do a lot more reading. And I mean, A LOT.

UVXY has already been arb'd the fuck out, that is why IV's are so bid up on those options. It will be incredibly hard for RV to catch up to IV and beat it, even more so on close expiries.

Once again, this is why all vol traders say you shouldn't trade options to trade delta
Because it's mostly a vol play.
If you want to play directional trade delta 1 common stock

>> No.50674291

>>50674268
ganghaps...

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>>50674259
bald men with no jobs and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women

>> No.50674310

>>50674140
I personally like to bet my money based on how retarded I am. Not how retarded other people are

>> No.50674317

>>50674285
>Your intrinsic value deteriorates based on vega, not delta
Well, more specifically, option value depends on time to expiry, IV, and strike price, from which you extrapolate to find the greeks. IV is the only unknown but the most important.
Delta can affect pricing, but it doesn't necessarily cause the contract to gain or lose value. In fact I'd say second order greeks (in particular, anything that affects theta, vega, and gamma) are the more important things to look at imo.

>> No.50674318

>>50674108
You can't do TA on most thing tbhonest.

>> No.50674329

>>50674298
By contrast, Chris Chan approached a familiar woman.

>> No.50674331

>>50674298
CO-STAN-ZA

>> No.50674340

>>50674331
CANT-STAND-YA

>> No.50674351

>>50674329
he's headed to trial on Aug 8. would be funny if the crash happened then

>> No.50674364

>>50674317
Second order greeks can sometimes be important but sometimes not really important for retail traders trading in small size.

They do get really important for everyone in tails events though. The tails on options (~20 delta or lower) barely have any gamma exposure or delta or vega. The risk exposure is mostly coming from second/third order greek exposures.


I can actually help with a lot of that stuff, if anyone wants to dig deeper.
The most practical in that Medium article are vanna and vomma (also known as volga).

But I would strongly caution against looking too much into any third-order Greeks. Quite arguably, the third orders only have implications for market makers to manage their own inventory.

This is a really nice informative post on second and third order Greeks: https://medium.com/hypervolatility/options-greeks-vanna-charm-vomma-dvegadtime-77d35c4db85c

The most practical in that Medium article are vanna and vomma (also known as volga that i meme about with my dumb Hidden Tiger gimmick). But not really that practical either, they just help you understand whats going on a bit but not trade on it.

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CLEAN IT UP YOU LAZY ASS JANNIES

>> No.50674382

>>50674285
>buy call for 10 cents
>it goes in the money by 1 dollar
> your option is now worth at least 1 dollar
for what Im doing, thats as complex as it needs to be. implied volatility doesnt matter unless youre buying the wrong options

>> No.50674385

>>50674375
he was gay for her brother tho

>> No.50674386

>>50674382
>implied volatility doesnt matter unless youre buying the wrong options
alright im done talking with you lmao fucks sake /smg/

>> No.50674389

NEW

>>50674384

>>50674384

>>50674384

>> No.50674415

>>50674364
If I could bother you for two seconds: This is a hypothetical spread I made based on SIGA gaining IV. Does it look properly constructed? Other than looking at IV% and IVR, is there any other ways to gauge potential IV movement?
https://optionstrat.com/0eLu2wHroCSZ

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>>50674298
can't stand ya

>> No.50674972

>>50672582
>desantis could be our reagan
I don't want to bankrupt my grandchildren though