/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50668806
SHEL stock calls should print after earnings. Really I see no reason as for this oil giant not to moon like the rest of them. Any of you anons have any similar plays?

fed pivot - priced in
watching the presents right now
wew lads it's a bloodbath

>>50668806
Do I buy SIGA now or what?

For me, it's a conservative portfolio of 100% poop & pee.

yeah bobo you don't wanna be like the sleazy gamer guy in the picture right
join the club, be bullish! there's nothing to worry about. trust us.

reminder that CPI data comes out on the 10th, we might see inflation come down a bit for its july report

>>50668866
Waiting for energy prices to increase the price of everything when Putin (more like Poopin) shuts off the gas and makes Europe freeze to death this winter.

>>50668846
depends what your goals are

I stopped autistically checking my portfolio and stock news in general last summer. Obviously shit has been bad since November but how down bad is /smg/? I've managed to only be down 19.3% YTD.

>>50668806
>meanwhile at the mumu club

>>50668888
CHECKED HOLY SHIT POOPIN BTFO!!!!!!!

>>50668903
Down about 1.5

>>50668903
I mean if you're actively trading using a strategy there is always money to be made. If you're an investor then DCA is all that matters. To actually give you an answer, it's been good. Big rallies in spite of bad news. SIGA did really well and a lot of people made money before it sold off. I'm starting to take a larger position in bonds and dividend stocks in my longer term portfolio though.

>>50668903
Anyone do jigsaw puzzles? I'm going to visit my grandmother next month and she loves puzzles. I've been looking for a 500-1000 piece of the United States but even the reviews on amazon are shit. Also I would like to frame it

>>50668888
Well with these digits even Germany is about to go back to nuclear

>>50668888
Europe confirmed mass deaths from freezing in January

Reminder that we are repeating march

If you think theres not going to be a dump this week you're a bulltard

>>50668888
Checked and this is my play come November. I’m gonna roll my SIGA gainz into GUSH or BOIL or maybe some cheeky American oil/gas company and watch the money come in.

Freeport LNG plant is expected to go back online in October. Euro-fags are going to be pumping my bags with their meager incomes.

society is on a course of sustained long term collapse and there's nothing I can do to stop it as an individual

>>50668915
I did it Reddit.
>Can get a 0.01% chance post number posting poop & pee on /smg/
>Can't match any numbers in the Mega Millions
Shake my baka my head.

>>50668958
Doesn’t really look like we are

>>50668964
at least I'm not gay

>>50668888
holy checked
Russians utterly BTFO

>>50668888
Checked quad infinities. The amount of insane digits this weekend has been insane

>>50668892
make money short term ie. GME and quit my gay job.

>>50668976
Boy, that is really gay. You’d think Star Wars normies would get tired of seeing the same spacecraft over and over again, but alas they seem put off by anything that doesn’t rehash the original movies.

>>50668958
Please be right

are we retesting the lows or are we resuming our golden bullrun? what do you guys think will we go lower?

>>50667954
If you’re texting her constantly you are removing the aura of mystery that women like in a man and you are giving her the attention that she craves. Other than a potentially free meal there is nothing she can get from you. This is why Chad wins. He gives her bread crumbs of his life and scraps of attention so that she has no choice but to use her body to find out more about him.

>>50668888
It's kind of confusing that despite Ukraine not being in NATO, they are still technically Europe, and Russia is invading yet still selling fuel to Europe. I would think Russia would completely turn off the pipeline and starve them out then sell their fuel to India and china instead.

Someone redpill me on literally any reason to buy GME

>>50669080
>I would think Russia would completely turn off the pipeline and starve them out then sell their fuel to India and china instead.
They're saving that extra bit of leverage for WW3 this winter.

>>50669090
If he's still in I'm still in.
t. some Redditor probably

>>50669090
The end of the golden age of fraud will likely coincide with the delisting of TSLA, GME, and AMC. So you long them if you think the golden age of fraud will not end soon.

>>50669134
I guess for me I'm an index investor or at best a growth investor. I'm not going to invest in a company with shit fundamentals just because retards are making it popular

JUST BUY BVNRY FOR MUNKEYPOX. ITS THE ONLY FDA APPROVED VACCINE AND TREATMENT. NON WHITES ARE DYING NOW

SIGA $40 tomorrow?

>>50669008
Star wars is literally political propaganda now. They treat it as if it's real. They think they are the rebels and Republicans are the empire despite in reality the roles are very much reversed. Their minds are completely turned off and wait until the media tells them how to feel next.

Buy and hold these in the long run

POOP
PEE
CUM
FART

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50669177
is there a cure for the fagpox?

>>50669180
It's going down,idiot

"Sir, I can smell profits on you. Step out of the vehicle immediately."

>>50669203
Forgot to replace OMID with POOP baka.

>>50669180
I hope so but I’m worried the run is over. More cautionary articles are coming out, so who knows? I’m just never lucky with this stuff and I have 200 shares.

>>50669187
as a kid I always liked the space battles, stuff like rogue one was great

and then the last jedi happened and just vomitted ships into the final battle. Or had that dumb shit with the dreadnought

>>50668835
dont open your presents until christmas day or else santa will take them all back

>>50669237
Disney just isn't interested in making quality content anymore. They are just a propaganda mill now. Really sad actually which is why I'm shorting them.

>>50668806
"powell is trapped bro, hyperinflation is coming, just buy bitcoin"

>>50669043
Went on a date today with a moderately overweight girl with a relatively cute face. She's a nerd like me so we had plenty to talk about. People don't do dating anymore in this country and I don't know many women so I don't have an organic dating pool, and I'm not going to meet anyone nice in a nightclub. I will also most likely be living where I am in a rural area for an extended period of time.
Guess I'll take Sammy Hyde's advice.

>>50669286
I think its more the nu males in charge of star wars are too limp dick to make anything good

>>50669180
Down to 13.40 tomorrow. /smg/ fomo happened already, its over. It doesn't work in people, only primates. The fda sees no efficacy, its all hopium at this point for Siga.

>>50668975
It's time to long volatility bros. VIXchads will inherit the poopy scorched earth! It's written in the stars. Rahhhhhhhhhh!

>>50669307
europeans are some rich fuckin monkeys

It is actually very American that no one gets to decide were in a recession except a shadowy cabal of nameless unelected bureaucrats.

>>50669287
>inflation is high
>some people invest in reits
>some people invest in commodities
>some people invest in tips or ibonds
>"nah brah just buy my imaginary internet coin"

>>50669346
>shadowy cabal of nameless unelected bureaucrats.
That's a lot of words when you could have just said jew

>>50668846
Long term looks red. Medium term looks green. Short term looks green. Ultra short term looks red. This prophecy came to me in a dream.

>>50668806
gigabear sums it up

>>50669338
next week should be volatile after that retarded rally on a rate hike w/ bad earnings

>>50669364
My reits are doing surprisingly well for the real estate bubble popping risk.

>>50669411
>Bad earnings
They werent bad tho?

>>50669420
I'm so tempted to hold reits in my roth for tax free reit dividends. But sadly most reits are complete fucking ass. So you can't rely on an index.

>>50669452
Amazon had negative EPS in the triple digits and INTC missed by 58 percent.

>>50669452
>everyone misses analyst expectations
>retard pumps anyway on made up hopium guidance
>rates highest in ages
>retard pumps because Powell didn't go full Volcker and hike 1000bps so it's bullish

Are we in Return to Normal?

>>50669496
>>50669502
The marked pumped therefore they werent bad
Prove me wrong.

>>50668806
>circuit breakers
The Nasdaq is about to fill the gap and the Dow will fill its own gap around midweek (since the DJIA is lagging the nasnigger for some reason) then there is a CPI report in the middle of next week (the 10th of August). We can guess we will pump to possibly as high as 36 dollars on TQQQ before it reverses. The question is if it remains within this peaceable range and only retraces to around 31 bucks or if, after filling the gap, the market violently breaks down again.

If your a poorfag with less then 10k in index funds should you just sell off and dump into inflation bonds? I really dont see this market going up for a long time and near 10 percent gains isn't that bad while you wait for the bottom.

>>50669502
>>50669522
The bull case is that the market overcorrected on the assumption that Powell would 1.00 BPS after .75 BPS so it is going back up. The bear case would be that inflation will probably be worse this month and the FED has floated an emergency meeting and hike in august is possible.

>>50669578
It's the smart thing to do in my opinion but strict boggleheads will say you'll miss the largest rallies and blah blah blah. If you think it's gonna keep dumping then naturally you should sell and rebuy. Might be tricky trying to time the bottom though. Also depending on your spending habits you might not be able to resist touching the money on the sidelines. Up to you of course.

Serbia and Kosovo are about to destroy each other, how do we profit from this?

>>50669578
Yes exactly, sell low and buy back in high.
Just keep DCAing

>>50669652
Sell outdated surplus arms to both sides.

>>50669080
They can't.
The natural gas pipelines to China can't supply enough to make up the demand lost from Europe.
Russians don't have enough experts or materials to start building those pipelines now.
Everyone is fucked.

>>50669652
Why are they fighting each other?

>>50669638
Its my index funds that are at a small loss and together its less then 5k in a roth. Probably just going to sell them and move it to bonds and keep rest I have in dividend stocks. Just gaming tax implications first.

>>50669212
AM I BEING LIQUIDATED?

>>50669652
I hope so but I doubt it. Nothing ever happens

>>50669681
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on, but they seem to be pretty happy to plunge Balkans into another massive shitshow.
The real answer is probably somehow related to the jews and the markets.
WW3 is kicking off because the line needs to keep on going up.

>>50669578
Thank you for frogposting.

>>50668806
>>50668037
bros... should i invest in DASH?

>>50669681
Because... THEY JUST ARE, OKAY?

>>50669733
>ww3 is kicking off
Why do i see so many ww3 topics?
Who's pushing this ww3 is going to happen thing?

>>50669742
Hahahaha

>>50669287
He's not
Interest rate rises aren't going to stop hyperinflation (it will happen, but delayed another year or 2).

It's the Chinese crash that's coming.
All non-essential commodities (food, water, etc) are going to take a nosedive. Real estate and every industry in China supplying them is going to be fucked.
Every industry outside China that supplies these industries with raw materials will get a spanking. JPow lets things run for 6 months till inflation is back at 2% then lets the printers rip again.

>>50669742
You know what I find odd, is that people tend to become hateful when bad shit happens to them or when their life sucks. So shouldn't showing compassion to the intolerant be the best way to make them less hateful? Instead these kinds of libs/lefties believe that life ruination is the best solution against racism or w/e.

I don't get the thought process.

>>50669733
In a world of finite resources, it makes tons of sense that conflict and defense spending would continue to grow.

>>50668888
real talk: is europe going to be dealing with riots as winter approaches? even further still, do you think the west will give in to poopin's demands because of this energy shit? surely the people of europe won't just be like "welp guess i'll die", right?

>>50669799
Holy shit, imagine having to deal with bug eyed turbo Karens like this being in charge of your HR department. That would be a huge red flag to gtfo of that company ASAP.

>>50669754
Because it's increasingly a real thing.
I'm not sure if you've been paying any attention to the recent world events, but the entire world is turning into a massive fucking powder keg.
East is waging economic warfare and trying to take over the US dollar as the reserve currency, there's a looming energy crisis which is going to kill a fuckload of Euros during the winter, divisive politics and the whole debacle with Russians getting aggressive.
Balkans have been increasingly aggressive towards each other in the recent years and now they seem to be crossing the line into an actual conflict.
Then there's the fact that people would be more than happy to have a go at each other inside the Western nations and China is nearing a similar situation with their upcoming banking crisis.

Things are extremely fucking bad at the moment, even if they don't feel that way due to whatever comfort we have at the moment to keep us deluded about the safety of the global situation.

>>50669754
>Who's pushing this ww3 is going to happen thing?
Russian bots because putin is about to save us all by finishing off the ukrainian dogs

>>50669788
they've been fooled into thinking that's going to change their behavior, when in reality, the finger pointer is being backed into a corner slowly but surely

DEGENERATE GAMBLER HERE
>15K ON GEOVAX @ 2.80
> SELL WEDNESDAY BEFORE AH EARNINGS
PROFIT?

>>50669180
>SIGA $40 tomorrow?
was there lots of gay sex this weekend?

As a East Euro poorfag, is it better to invest gradually in S&P 500 stocks or try also with some more risky options. I feel like even if I do a bit of reading I still don't know whats happening.

>>50669090
It is extremely funny the sheer amount of people that seethe at you for having bought it, and it entitles you to thread after thread of shitting directly in the mouths of paid opposition. There is zero reason to invest in GME other than for the lulz but it is quite lulzy indeed.

>>50669852
Fda said tpoxx has shown no efficacy in munkeypox. Sounds bullish

>>50669799
The fact that this person hasn't been disappeared is proof that we are fucked.

how the fuck do i get started with the stock market?

>>50669788

The "intolerant" peoples' real crime is noticing and believing things they aren't supposed to, not anything they've done or said, or any actual harm they've caused.

The thought process is: "kill the heretic". It's a modern religion.

>>50669788
it's called resentment. They're resentful and full of spite, especially at those who they perceive to have it better than themselves.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cil0F8pdVHQ

>>50668806
that gamer slob is always right

-1000 this week

>>50669905
you buy something and then after you lost the money you come back and get your next lesson

>>50669742
Serves him right. We don't tolerate antisemitism here or at reddit!

>>50669898
This. It’s for smallpox not fagpox

>>50669908
Unbelievably based

>>50669799
HR is definitely the most worthless department of any company in history. Fire them and hire lawyers instead. Stop beating around the bush.

>>50669905
Open a brokerage account, link your checking account, transfer funds. Then bag stock. Easy. You can automate the funds transfer if you wish. IE; every x day dump xxx.xx amount.

there's no way we can go down again, right?

>>50669898
Wrong. There is a ton of evidence supporting it's efficacy against mpox. The FDA is just buying time so they can figure out how to handle it without offending faggots. That or SIGA hasn't bribed the FDA enough money yet.

>>50669924
Rocker, you do realize tpoxx doesn't work on munkeypox right? Tinfoil hat vs reality is something you will find out very soon

>>50669961
no. please keep providing exit liquidity,

>>50669844
Don't even get me started on you. Jfc this site is a gamblers dream

>>50669910
But in this case it's reddit liberals who hate someone who isn't better off than them at all and they would see him die in a gutter just because he has anti-Semitic opinions in a youtube comment conversation.

I think this anon has the best take >>50669908 . Basically they have 0 forgiveness for heresy against the woke cult. Compassion is reserved only for those who subscribe to their nebulous religious dogmas.

>>50669965
Dude you are fucking stupid. The clot shot didn’t cure covid and yet MRNA went from 15 to 400. You think this clown world cares about actual results? You got another few years before the degenerates are all dead from the plague. Also

so uh, why is /biz/ banned from google results

>>50670038
Based bagholder mentality, to the moon!

>>50669469
O is about as much into real estate as I go, and specifically only for the dividend. It’s been solid for years despite the bubble likely popping. I just have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and it’s going to look like the luna red dick of death before I have time to sell.

>>50670056
Why does a casino hide their highest rollers from the main floor?

>>50670086
Because they lose the most

>>50670038
Novavax didn't even have a working vaccine and it went up to $200+

We are speculating and the elites can cut us down because they don't want us to make it. SO there is a risk.

>>50670056
Weird, I can get specific archived /biz/ threads from google but not the catalog. I tried for /v/ and /pol/ and those work just fine.

>>50669469
>>50670081
AFCG
>.56 dividend quarterly

>>50669965
Again, Europe has already purchased it for mpox and there are plenty of cases of gays saying how it basically cured their mpox in a matter of days. I'm the wrong one to try and find because I already said I'd ride this bitch to 0. You aren't shaking me out.
>>50669988
This is literally a gamblers general, always has been. It doesn't make sense for anyone with a 4 fig portfolio to DCA into SPY and wait 40 years for a 80% return. The trump era bull market won't be coming back so you have to roll the dice if you want a chance at making it. Hell even the rich fags can't stop gambling (see clftranny). It's a way of life for some of us. During trading hours, I'm gambling on the stock market, after hours and weekends I'm either gambling online or fake gambling on 4kings casino.

>>50670056

>>50670093
Nooooope. It’s because they have the insider knowledge and have their finger in the prostate if the market.

>>50670030
>But in this case it's reddit liberals who hate someone who isn't better off than them at all

but the person is better off than them. they have a job and the doordash guy now doesn't. even if he still had his job, it's basically just a "gig" vs. her having a cushy desk job. like he says "i need your corporate number or something so i can get you fired", it's classic radical leftism of today. they don't love the poor, they hate the rich. they don't want to work to make everyone's lives better, they just want to tear down anyone (realistically or often just perceived) who has it better than them, who they believe is more "privileged" than them. do you understand?

Holy shit. Ou guys. Can you get this for me for christmas.

>>50669844
I'm doing it. See you on the other side, anon.

Also there is a psychology to the markets that a lot of CHART FAGGOTS will never comprehend.

If the gays start spreading information around stating TPOXXX is the miracle drug and the "ESTABLISHMENT" is trying to withhold this from being approved for monkeypoop there will be a huge backlash. The anticipation from it being approved will send SIGA through the roof. It doesn't even need to be FDA approved to send this stock through the roof. The gossip of TPOXXX will determine the stock price. You gay sex bros best be scrounging their social media and forums to get more information. Time to do real research like sending time in the gay bath houses like Tony FAKECHI

>>50670086
Based.

How do we make a smg shirt and sell it for money at conventions?

>>50670139
I understand some dumb cunt got a free lunch by saying someone didn't do their job and got them fired. Dude was justified, and kudos to him for being levelheaded enough to seek the same as was done to him instead of burning the place down or fucking people up.

I got your "natural gas" right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_FRPoJIrlI

>>50670189
that's so fucking cringe. The point of being anon is you will not stand out in real life... Faggot.

>>50670139
The person the redditors are now hating is the doordash driver that got fired as highlighted in the reddit screenshot. So he is definitely not better off relative to the average urban middle to upper middle class redditor which is the majority of them.

NATO PREPARED TO INTERVENE IN SERBIA

A NATO JUST FLEW OVER MY SERBIAN HOUSE

>>50670230
Ok, just like every single day since forever

>>50670180
Show us evidence from fagposters about how TPOXX works for mpox. Show us these so called posts on how it cured them. I dare you.

>>50670237
>he doesn't know there's military clashes going on at the kosovo/serbia border

>>50670206
What part of making money don’t you understand? I thought you wanted seed money for investing. Lemme guess, you aren’t creative or an entrepreneur and just wage to gamble on methhead rocker advice?
>first ones free

>>50670211
The key is to larp and okay their little game. Reap the benefits of their stupid ideology while behind closed doors do the opposite. A prime example is the guy who sold BLM tshirts to leftists despite not believing in the movement at all. They are literal nigger cattle and are incredibly easy to manipulate as long as you stay on script.

>>50670180
Want to help SIGA prices go up?? Start pushing The governments are failing LGBTQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ by not giving them the medication to TREAT MONKEY POOP. They are trying to destroy their community and TPOXXX must be approved to save lives. GAY LIVES MATTER.

>>50670253
See, selling tshirts is excellent way to make money

>>50670241
It's not that hard...

>>50670244
So nothing has changed

Getting real tired of alarmist faggots

>>50670262
Mid as well take a flu medication for a cold if u think siga is helping with munkeypox.

>>50670262
Npr has been reporting it for the past week.
>hello from based florida

>>50670248
Trying to profit off of biz is not very creative...

>>50670285
>russia didn't invade ukraine
>china didn't force america to back down

getting real tired of you fags

>>50669898
That's their current stance because technically it isn't approved for that use in the US yet. It's approved to treat smallpox but not moonkeypox. It's approved to treat moonkeypox in the UK and a few other places, though.

What the FDA said the other day wasn't new information, they were just restating what was already known. But algos gonna algo.

>>50670280
>impetigo
Anon....I

sup es em gee bros, how was your weekend?

>>50669844
>GEOVAX
why didn't you homophobes shill that sooner? the pump is over.

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50670298
Tell that to the burp anon

>>50670302
You're probably a bear too huh, can't wait to knock you the fuck out

>>50670206
>The point of being anon
Cringe.
Contrary to you probably. I've never been bullied, never been noticed by anyone. I've always been pretty invisible (anon) IRL... so for me there is no point of being anon other than that the mods at reddit are completely insane.

>>50669908
>I CAN BREATH NOW
why does this sound liek satire

>>50670327
>he bought?
>doomp eet

>>50670315
>who encouraging faggots to contract diseases so that they suffer and are shunned
based

>>50670340
Real anon's don't want to be known. Only newfags and summerfags parade around with 4chan memes in real life.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50670315
Pump keeps going until earnings most likely, then it will dump to 0

I'm buying puts on GrubHub for the simple fact that they refused my promo code

>futures

>FUTURES DUMPING

>selling off oil when the balkans are about to fight again
pffft

A THAT JUST FUCKED THE WHAT OVER MY WAS

>>50670195
isn't the real issue here that there are people who apparently can only make a living via doordash? like, you seriously can't get any better job than that, dude? you can't sign up for the known exploitative job where you're treated like shit and then get mad when you're exploited and treated like shit, you literally signed up for it yourself, willingly.

>millennials still getting cucked out of student loan forgiveness
imagine having $200,000 of debt for some shitty out of state degree and no investments or savings

>>50669874
invest in sp500 and if you are willing to lose and gamble money then play options.

welp. looks like last week was a dead cat bounce.

What are you guys buying Monday?
For me its the same as every Monday : a few more index funds

>>50669874
just be an index fag and invest in small/med/large cap in america and enjoy the gains

a lot of people will say just do the S&P 500 but they are fools

Where do you guys go to view futures? CNBC is always a little behind.

>>50670420
>trillionaire investment banks can default out of their debts
>student debt is immune to defaulting for some reason
The absolute United State of the United States

>>50670056
because you need bad advices not good ones

who here /comfy/?
https://youtu.be/3sL0omwElxw

>>50670450
The best part is that student loans used to be private. And the banks and corporations would analyze it on a case by case basis. What were your grades, are your parents rich enough to cover your ass, what degree are you getting.

And then the government took over and went
>"OY VEY FREE LOANS FOR EVERYONE"
and the colleges jacked up their prices sky high

>>50670441
We don't actually view them. We just post reactions.

>>50670420
but you can use your woke degree to muscle your way into some fortune500 company and then collapse it from the inside with your faggotry while being paid those top dollar affirmative actions gibs for being a transsexual vegan bipoc nogunz baby killer

>>50670420
Its even funnier when you think about all the "emergency" PPE loans that were all forgiven right after the all the money was gone. The average loan was $20k lmao.

>>50670441
Trading View. US30, US100, and US500 for DOW, NASDAQ, and S&P.

Well it looks I was right. They are already starting this narrative of Gays being oppressed by the government by not protecting and saving their lives.


> Finally, there is the issue of treatment. The CDC has made the antiviral smallpox treatment tecovirimat, called TPOXX, available to monkeypoop patients who have or are at high risk of severe disease under an “alternate regulatory mechanism.”

>There are 1.7 million courses of TPOXX stockpiled. But once again, getting the medication to patients who could immediately benefit has proven to be bureaucratically burdensome for both patients and providers.

>“You’re talking about a five, six-day time lag to get that medication to you at a local doctor’s office, no matter where you are. And the paperwork, and all of the bureaucracy to make that happen is very cumbersome, takes a few hours of your time. And that’s the barrier,” Dr. Stacy Lane, founder of the LGBTQ-centered Central Outreach Wellness Center in Pittsburgh, told me recently.

So spy should go under 400 again this week right?

>>50670482
at the start of covid the fed printed a few trillions to "spur the economy" at a 0% rate. It was more than enough to pay off all of the student debt

>>50670366
Sounds like an odd strategy. If I met any of you and would ask you if you know 4chan. And then you would say "no I don't". Then I would have to come to the conclusion that you are probably a serial killer or batman or a retard.

>Futures

henlo? did you see futures?

>>50668903
>Being down ytd

>>50670501
>>50670508
calm down everybody knows red futures mean green monday confirmed

>>50670527
This but unironically

>>50670527
Why would it be green?
Give one(1) reason for it

>>50670450
I have income based repayment on my student loans and have no intention on ever paying them back. I uh.... umm it's just...I'm not paying them back that's all haha
>>50670492
Yes. Eventually the gay community is going to start getting pissed. Then they will start protesting and rioting. The Dems will have to listen because they're already on thin ice with their base as is. This isn't going to be like mandatory covid vaccine resistance where the government doubles and triples down because it's the opposing base. They will fold. Gay sex always wins.

>>50670056
it's banned from DuckDuckGo too lmao. If I type "4chan biz" it will only get the main page. That said, if I type "4chanb iz" it will get a random recent post as the first result, check mate censors...

>>50670567
>/smg/ is technically a dark web investment general

>>50670538
Easy explanation:

People see red stocks as buying opportunity.
They have thought about buying stocks the whole weekend. But they do not remember last week. Because cattle does not remember they just act.

So dark webbers, when do we crash?

>>50670538
Inflation peaked, covid wave won’t be so bad this year, and the economy isn’t that bad. I’ve been steady accumulating this whole year.

>>50670475
Used to be able to work a lousy paying summer job to pay off a year's tuition. What the fuck were they thinking trading that for instant loans

>>50669080
If you shut off all the gas, you have nowhere to go but up. If you supply only 20% then Europe still feels the pain and you can still threaten to cut it off completely. Never back your opponent into a corner, etc.

>>50670577
4chan as a whole was still in the top 1000 Alexa rankings before they closed shop. We're still very much surface web babbys first imageboard material

>>50670596
>beg the government for more welfare
>this fucks over everything
>beg the government to bail you out

>>50670103
The only thing I'll agree with your gambler ass is buying spy shares with a 4 figure account is useless. Won't lose much but you won't make much either.
Also, is VIX ever gunna go up again fucken piece of shit UVXY.

I found this picture on Reddit and it's literally me.

Holy shit this SIGA news just keeps getting more and more bullish.

Former FDA predicts monkeypee will become public health failure.

>“Now if monkey poop gains a permanent foothold in the United States and becomes an endemic virus that joins our circulating repertoire of pathogens, it will be one of the worst public health failures in modern times not only because of the pain and peril of the disease but also because it was so avoidable

Monkeypoop is the next STD..

>>50670585
>P-people just buy the dip okay?
Fuck off
>>50670588
>inflation peaked
Ah yes,how many months have you bulls been saying this? i lost count honestly

>>50670626
What dip? Retard
I remember 2020 there was a month where the market was green everyday. Explain that bobo.

>>50670587
the same thing we do everyday
buy indices and hold until we die

I am so fucked tomorrow this is not good

>>50670624
Yeah I would take everything Gottlieb says with a grain of salt. He also blew COVID out of proportion because it's job as a (((health official)))

>Even if this credit card company ultimately has to defend itself at trial, there will be no criminal penalties and whatever fine or judgment entered against it will pale in comparison to the hundreds of millions of dollars it has earned being the financial conduit for porn payments, illegal and legal. The CEO should be held criminally liable because he was aware of it, but will never be subject to criminal proceedings, because those kinds of things don't happen in the real world. (Visa)

>>50670626
The first month I’ve said it. Gas was well over 4$ at peak, 3.60 last week, 3.47 today. Housing prices coming down too.

>>50670664
>blew COVID out of proportion.

Really... Look at the fucking world we live in right now... and tell me Covid was a nothing burger. We do not live in the same world anymore...

I didn't go to college. I didn't want the debt bag that went with it. Nor did I want to try to attend class and work at the same time. (Why kill yourself if you ain't got to?). So I said fuck all that. But don't pity me. Dude who can walk out set pretty sweet for life afterward at age 54 (or 48 but hey I'm greedy;sides I'm 39 already so fuck it). Life is what you make of it. Easy or hard. Debt bag or no debt bag. 3bed, 1.5 bath house; only $400 a month. Located in the capital of the state. Two cars; both paid off. I do "nothing" for 8hrs a day and get paid pretty decently for it. Most time anymore I just kick back at my desk and space out during the afternoons (aka OfficeSpace only for real)..

>>50670668
>he thinks prices going down means inflation will end

It's over bull bros, Bobo has destroyed the market....

>>50670588
>Inflation peaked
so taken at face value, demand peaked? also I don't know if I believe this.

>covid
hasn't mattered since 2020, I guess it might give Ch*na an excuse to shut down but they'll do whatever is most expeditious to keep their population under control regardless of what's actually happening. And since what's actually happening is the reds are re-doing 2008 with glorious Han characteristics, they'll probably not close down

>economy isn’t that bad
so there will still be demand and therefore a wage price spiral since the gov cannot maintain interest rates above inflation? sounds like time for more rate hikes, not that they will (or, structurally, can) outpace inflation

>I’ve been steady accumulating this whole year.
unless you bought oil, healthcare, or a few select consumer staple you have been wrong this whole year

I showed up too early to a concert and the neers are 12$ wtf

>>50670693
I said peaked, not ended. And it has peaked. The bears saying we’re about to see a 2008 crash and hyperinflation any day now are mistaken.
Honestly I could care less about inflation, if anything I benefited because I went from 35 to 42.5 an hour in 1 year, after all my coworkers threw a fit about wages.
My mortgage and car payment are much much smaller now lol. More money to invest now, more than the CPI increase.

the market is over chuds

>>50670727
>he thinks $12 per neer is expensive

i bet you don't even own any zeers either

>>50670727
If you think that's bad wait until you see how much deers are

>inflation
>head and shoulders
>the last shoulder is when everyone will think it's going way the fuck up
>it doesn't make a new high
>still crashes the market into oblivion

>>50670727
How much are the queers?

>>50670735
>0 arguments
Cool life story tho.

>>50670727
you're supposed to tailgate for 3 hours and get drunk so you dont need to buy $12 beers. i remember a stone temple pilots/RHCP concert that i went to about 20 years ago. i passed out in the parking and never made it in. had a great time

>>50670716
>demand = wage spiral

I don’t think so. I see that hyperbole alot here but I doubt I get another 20% raise this upcoming year lol, things are cooling not spiraling.

>>50670745
Wtf is this
>>50670746
Uhhhhh I swear cans have to be cheaper than drafts.. Thankfully no one is my student so far and its all wytepipo

>>50670727
Welcome to the new normal.

>>50670758
>>still crashes the market into oblivion
This is how you spot a typical 'bobo' here.
Esssentially people to scared to invest with all the 'bad news'.
They always make the case that the market is going to zero. Because that way they can finally buy and become a billionaire like warren fucking buffet.

Not gonna happen. You guys are just losers.

>>50670767
I mean yeah I drank before hand but I didny expect first beer to run so hard.

futures are getting worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6g9qpSVLY

Why did the demographic shift in Japan lead to insane work culture, 14 hour shifts, always on call, low pay, only work, ect, but those same demographic shifts in the US appear to be moving the other direction, anti-work mass culture?

>>50670735
>I said peaked, not ended. And it has peaked
Look at this fucking graph. The only way you think it has peaked is if you genuinely think this inflation has nothing to do with the fed printing money (i.e. you're a huge jew coping) or that the supply chain is magically fixed. The latter of which of course you have no way of actually knowing.

Fun fact from 1979 to 1981 the inflation was 11%, 13% and 10%. And look at how much we printed compared to back then.

>>50670835
I put just 500 dollaridoos into AMD on friday kek. Looks like green boi tuesday won't materialize. Biden got the coof, peloosi fled Taiwan Province in disgrace, Serbia about to invade Kosova province, Cramer telling people to start buying. Oh well.

However I am glad this falls within my model.

>>50670846
Japanese people don't have souls

>>50670846
Because culture. Independence and family values compared to collectivism and shame culture

Futures more like pooptures.

>>50670758
>head and shoulders
I don't see this pattern playing out though, maybe if TQQQ went and filled the gap at 57 then it could be but otherwise this isn't much of a 'bounce'.

>>50670735
>I could care less
Redditors always reveal themselves in the funniest of ways

>>50670891
Bears....I kneel...

>>50670895
we already have one shoulder and a head growing hehe

>>50670913
>if you zoom out enough, the whole thing is a head and shoulders

>>50670989
what do you think an economic bubble peak looks like? the last shoulder is the "return to normal" phase. which phase do you think we are in right now?

can somebody post the meme lines for SPY? wondering how high we are now out of that downward channel

you had your fun last week,mumu
Now sit back and watch me.

>>50670871
Money velocity is basically non-existent though. Inflation requires both printing and spending. The meaningful appreciation in goods are things directly impacted by rising transportation costs due to gas hikes because biden is retarded (food and shit) and housing, which is because of zillow and blackrock and other property companies pumping the market. Everywhere else inflation is limited because the data is fake but also because most of the money went into paying down debts or buying stock.

>>50670882
>>50670886
>>50670846
Japanese boomers promised Japanese millennials that if they were good boys and got enough good boy points that they, too, would be allowed to coom someday.

>>50671017
That depends, I'll need three more cat pics.

>>50670538
Not a bull but there was no reason for any of the green last week but we still were. I'm trying to make sense of this clown market but i can't.

this is what bobo's been reduced to? The S&P rallies 13%+ for over a month, and he's excited over being down 0.4% in futures.

>>50671021
Looking forward to it

>>50671017
Spy is about 6% above the channel that started on March 29 high. This kind of ta is shitty though and I don't use it. More importantly Friday peaked out at right about the 100 day sma. Pretty much same story for nasdaq with a close a bit above same line.

>>50671043
The market is likely bouncing off the resistance. We will probably see a crabby week. 1% down on monday, 1% up on tuesday. Something like that. We will see if we can challenge the resistance.

>>50671033
watch this video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8A_Hu_WqeQ
japanese companies are hilariously inefficient
if this was america there would be a team in charge of washing the cars, another team in charge of getting the packages, another team for loading the car, and another team to clean it

she gets to work at 7am and doesn't actually start delivering until 8:30am
and the same fucking process repeats at the end of the day

Welp applied for my personal loan. KO shares will be bagged soon as the money lands in my account. Got a 780+ credit score and well the terms/amount of loan means my payment will be laughable small.. Considering my fatter salary also came in so yeah the payment won't hurt me none. But the compounding divvy gains can resume with haste. The bigger the load, the fatter the compounding over the long haul. Meanwhile I'll be forking out my small payment and doing uh "nothing"

>>50670871

Everything does follow money supply (and CPI prints do, with 1-1.5 year delay). So, M2 annualized rate of change has fallen to 10%-ish, meaning in about a year, all else equal I'd say, next year we see annualized monthly CPI prints of 5%-ish (i.e. half of reality as per usual).

However I just want to add: there are important additional modifiers to this. Namely of the real cost of labor and energy which fluctuates with their supply. Globalization (abundant cheap labor) has peaked. US shale (abundant cheap oil) has peaked. Both were at the end of their ropes well before the recent geopolitical bullshit accelerated their decline.

IDK exactly what these additional factors do to CPI except to say 5% a year from now is probably optimistic, outside of the Fed purposefully putting us in deep recession after midterms. Which they still might do.

Anyways, buy OIL. Watch for the hawkishness to come back tho, esp after midterms.

>>50671023

The concept of money velocity is fine, but the stat you are looking at that says it's dropping, is in turn derived from other stats which under-report price levels. If you increase M2 but don't accurately count price increases, of course it must appear that velocity is dropping. I don't know true velocity, nor is there a good way to estimate it outside of a more honest price index than the government is willing to provide.

>>50671105
Can you adopt a trip or something so I can filter your blog posts, thanks.

RIP Michelle Obama.

>>50671043
If you look at the patterns looks like a nice upwards sine wave. Green by morning

>>50671120
>>50671105
Based.
>taking out a loan so you can gamble

>>50671128
F

>>50671101
She cute too. Where's her husband? Her apartment is also pretty nice even though it's like a studio. Why doesn't america have nice studios?

>>50671101
>wake up at 5:45 AM
>some fag shoves a camera in your face

>>50671128
Pretty sure that's Harris Faulkner from Fox News

>>50671166
>company creates all these ridiculous things for her to do and check and recheck over and over
>"I don't know why I started saying thank you twice, I just feel weird if I don't!"
she's autistic christmas cake anon

>>50671191
>christmas cake
Kek really? Only a woman would be like "yeah I'm gonna move to the city to deliver amazon packages at 26".

>Funko Pop production declared illegal due to impact on climate change
>Desire and demand for Funko Pops continue
>Supply capped

Go long on Funko Pops. They'll be worth their weight in gold in 5 years.

>>50671211
>emil roth

>>50670189
Do I have to be Asian or a black female to buy one of those, Anon?

>>50669307
>Down to 13.40 tomorrow. /smg/ fomo happened already, its over. It doesn't work in people, only primates.

lol @ the FUD
>the FDA sees no efficacy
as if the FDA has any credibility left, they're a bunch of fucking morons. the entirety of Europe sees enough efficacy to have already approved TPOXX for monkeypax

>>50671211
I really wish I had bought it a few months ago. I’d be up 50% by now. I had looked into it a few months ago and the fundamentals were solid. I asked about it on here and everyone said it was a dumb idea. I guess you should never talk fundamentals on here.

>>50670450
Welcome to Judeocracy, goyim.

>>50669928
You silly.
There was no smallpox to test with when TPOXX was being developed so they tested it on monkeypoop because it's in the same family. It worked so well that it was approved.
TPOXX is tailor made for monkeypoop.

>>50668911
>911

Has anyone noticed the spread between WTI and Brent lately? Before the contract change in Brent it was almost $10. It's usually a few dollars, with Brent being more than WTI.

>>50671101
For a second I thought the mask mandates were finally dropped in Japan but no, the video is from right before the pandemic. All these workers have to do all this wearing masks all day now. And when it's hot the masks get soaked in sweat.

>>50671320

>>50671327
yes, that spread is literally driving an increase in oil exports right now. Its nuts.

>>50671101
>japanese companies are hilariously inefficient
The vid was fucking shocking.
Is this just all more humiliation rituals to dab on the wagies and belittle them to the limits?
All these retarded checks and procedures and regulations non-stop, it seems the company don't even want to be profitable on purpose, holy shit....
I couldn't do this, being this inefficient would drive me crazy.

>>50671363
I read an article saying it's because of hedgefund fuckery with WTI, not the actual and physical price of what WTI should be. It could mean WTI is bound for a correction upward soon. WTI is about $98 right now and Brent is now about $103, so not a big correction but definitely a few dollars.

>>50671410
my observations of the closing of the gap has been that wti is pulling brent down, not brent pulling wti up

>>50671434
Before the contract change, Brent was way up compared to WTI. It was $107 and WTI was $97.

>>50671407
>>50671101
Japan has the third largest GDP in the world

>>50671023
>muh velocity
You are the blackest dumbest gorilla retard nigger. "money velocity" = GDP/M2 it will literally always decline with an increase of m2, by your nigger logic Jay wiring everyone a million bucks each would be deflationary

>>50671470
And it was brent that dropped to meet WTI,

Expecting WTI to correct upwards to meet brent might be optimistic is what I am saying.

>>50671475
So what? GDP doesn't mean shit these days. Truth is without all those humiliation rituals you could do her day in half the time she needed to complete it.

>>50670657
Damn bro

>>50671475
>b& fag learns what the lost decade is

Who's baking?

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>>50668806
>>50668806

>>50671573
you linked to the same thread you muppet

>Red futures
Green day confirmed tomorrow while the Eurofags panic sell

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>>50671580
>>50671580
>>50671580

Stop it faggots. Get someone who does this shit for free and make a new thread

Lazy pieces of shit

>>50671610
Bake it up,fag

>>50671620
beg

>>50671610
literally no reason to bake if you can't put your favorite titty pic in the op without the janny having a conniption

>>50671510
>brent that dropped to meet WTI,
Well WTI already had its contract correction, so they both dropped. And what I mean by "correct upwards" is WTI getting with $2 or $3 of brent, which would be only be a $2 or $3 upward move anyway.

>>50671649
I know what you meant, brent is more likely to correct down 2-3 dollars

>>50671634

>>50671649
>>50671641
>>50671638

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>>50671687
>>50671687

>>50671620
>>50671610
>>50671605

>>50669187
>He thinks the Republicans aren't a part of the American Empire together with the Democrats
/biz/ is a libertarian board, we hate them equally much

>>50671692
yeah I have power fantasies that I cannot live out

>>50669754
Midwits and poorfags feel smart when doomposting, that's all.

>>50671033
>but old folks these days, the rich ones, they probably will be like 75 before they get out of the road. They'll probably try to take the road with them.

Chilling. Feels like you could make a good horror movie out of this shit.

>>50669725
How are you saying that in current year? Are you fucking kidding me?

>>50668856
Based.

>>50670652
Good luck tonight Brain

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