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Haven't showered in over 2 weeks and my balls smell like rotting animal hide.

>> No.50661044

...

>> No.50661048

>>50661028
bullish

>> No.50661061

>>50661048
When I get rich I am going to pay a 10/10 hooker to lick my smelly balls.

>> No.50661074

>>50661028
I don't care what other people might think but how can you do that without wanting to scratch your skin off all the time?

>> No.50661088

>>50661074
Oh I definitely scratch the fuck out of my balls. Probably smell like dirty balls out in public, dgaf I hate everyone and want their family to smell my balls.

>> No.50661106

I get jock itch/crotch rot with one drop of sweat on my balls

>> No.50661133

>>50661106
That's why you have to keep scratching and rubbing your palms/back of your hands along your nuts to absorb the extra sweat.

>> No.50661144

>>50661028
chainlink holder?

>> No.50661153

I want to start rubbing animal lard on my stinky nuts and collect enough of it to make a perfume out of it like that crazy French guy

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>>50661144
Do you even need to ask? I'm going to assume that's a rhetorical question.

>> No.50661185

>>50661028
Im 415 pounds and shower once a month. My leg cracks where my legs meet my crotch are deep because of being a fat ass. I can wipe a paper towel through my leg crack and it comes out with a light yellow goo across the entire paper towel. My crussies smell worse than my asshole. I’m 100% serious about this post btw

>> No.50661202

>>50661185
That really sucks. You should really figure that out before you have a heart attack, it's scary stuff.

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>>50661088
>want their family to smell my balls

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50661459

>this thread
>quality thread

>> No.50661470

>>50661028
if you're not going to wash yourself for that long periods of time, just don't wear underwear.

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>>50661459
Best thread on biz right now

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>>50661470
To lazy to take them off, also they catch my cum when I jack off, less cleaning to do.

>> No.50661501

>>50661185
What do you eat in a day?

>> No.50661519

>>50661028
make a fragrance and sell it to crackheads

>> No.50661522

>>50661498
but you're going to clean that underwear. i just jackoff right on front of the toiletbowl also pee afterwards to clean that urethra. so i just have to flash it without any mess

>> No.50661528

>>50661519
>>50661153

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>>50661522
TOO MUCH WORK!

>> No.50661554

test

>> No.50661563

>>50661522
what?? are you a cuck? waste of semen

>> No.50661596

>>50661563
cuck? i don't consume bodily fluids