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I for sure thought I had won this time. After buying 20 dollars worth of tickets I quit my job, told my boss to go fuck himself. I woke up this morning expecting to be rolling in a billion dollars but it rugged, I didn’t win. What do I do now biz?

>> No.50648693

>>50648682
get a job again u fucking loser retard

>> No.50648694

>>50648682
Boring larp is too unrealistic

>> No.50648699

>>50648682
did anyone win? or is going to be another drawing?

>> No.50648701

>>50648682
STOP GAMBLING

>> No.50648978

>>50648682
I think some fucker in bumfuck Illinois got it. Retard if you didnt buy a ticket btw.

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>>50648978
>some fucker in bumfuck Illinois won
Of course just not me typical

>> No.50649057

>>50648978
Says he only won a million dollars but still fuck

>> No.50649064

>>50648682
Pick numbers using quantum experiments. You are guaranteed to win in at least one everett branch. Set up a quantum suicide event in all worlds where you don't win. You'll only experience the win.

>> No.50649089

>>50649064
I actually believe there is something to this. I can only access another universe very briefly via remote viewing and only 1 at a time though.

>> No.50649124

>>50648682
every time you think of buying a lottery ticket invest that money in matic instead. after a while youll realize that you have made profits.
lottery is a scam.

>> No.50649224

>>50649064

desu this is not a bad strategy

worst case, given an infinite amount of time (the nature of reality, the reason the universe exists at all is because on infinite timescales literally anything can happen, this is what we ended up with this time and it feels normal but who knows what we'll end up with next time. anyways) you'll eventually relive the exact same life but win the jackpot anyways

>> No.50649312

>>50648699
>(CNN)The winning numbers for Friday's Mega Millions drawing for an estimated $1.28 billion were 13-36-45-57-67 with a Mega Ball of 14.
>Friday's jackpot was the lottery's second-largest prize in its 20-year history, and it came with a cash value option of $742.2 million.
and none of you won

>> No.50649319

>>50649224
>tfw you reincarnate as a prey animal on an alien world

>> No.50649411

>>50648682
Buy more tickets, duh

>> No.50649716

>>50649312
/biz/ is a buy high sell low board, that translates to not getting even a single number on the lotto, fag. Things went as planned!

>> No.50649824

Can we play the megamillions if we are in Europe?