/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50642031
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,239.883B, 111P (!) = 20.179B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,300.200B, 111P = 20.723B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

whos wagmi?

>>50642047
Not Germans.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wbayv5/conned_by_a_reddit_cult_a_safe_space_to_ask_gme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Why are these pussies bitching?

>>50642047
not the g*rmans who got rugged kek. Those of us who drsd will though

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Broker Versus DRS Rug Debaters can do to stop me.

WAGMI

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50642047
not the g*rms

>>50642080
Cheeky and topical gag.

if i won the 1 billion megamillions and used all that money to buy GME shares. would that help MOASS in anyway

I need you to sell before it's too late

I'm so tired of the simulation

>>50642098
Yes. 10 million share buy on a lit exchange would be INSANE

Yeah im bogged, Germany is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Germany. Im tired of their antics

F

>>50642080
I intend to go out my way to cum on every tummy I can post MOASS in the knowledge that one day, without knowing it, you'll be stuck tonguing my nut.
It's nothing personal anon, but someone has to do it.

I will be free.

>>50642080
*sniff*

>>50642108
kek

>>50642109
F

https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wbf5j1/psa_the_german_volksbank_just_deleted_all/

Shills on suicide watch, frantically scrambling for a new script

Choose your fighter

Half "Moths Removed" Dane
Dave "Solar Flare" Lauer
Jim "Free Pass" Cramer
Bill "Please Retweet" Pulte

>>50642105
try to enjoy it. After all our time here is still limited.

>>50642132
Tricia?

>>50642109
No brother. We will dig them out of the wreckage then reclaim and restore EVROPA. This is our world now, and ZOG is going to learn it's rightful place is under our boot.

They know we will fight to the last man last share why haven't they given up yet ?
If I die I will past the fight and fire to my sons and lineage
Fuck them we get pay FOREVER
We will NEVER STOP FIGHTING

>>50642080
Yeah im kissing, Megumin is supposed to run a tight and coherant tummy and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck tummyanon. Im tired of his antics

>>50642150
so WAGKO?

MOASS or not. My real treasure is in heaven with my savior Jesus

>>50642108
ok now ill wait for the guy claming he invented this meme
dont show up this time thanks nobody cares

>>50642132
Why do people hate on Pulte? Yeah he could have bought more shares, but he's probably got enough connections to make his money outright do waaaay more for taking down the corrupt than we'll be able to in the beginning.

>>50642132
Redchess "Great Runes of Glory" Kween

>>50642184
Have fun with that I'll be off the grid innawoods when the riots break out have fun being lynched by normies.

Radom Network, the next Chainlink

>>50642186
Because to surrender means to lose everything they have. Beyond their wealth they are just hollow, mediocre things. All the same, they will be on ledgies soon enough.

>>50642074
Psyop obviously. Everyone in the comments saying they hold GME and they’re happy or they made money from it and can’t complain. This is a literal meltdownie post

>>50642250
us win means them becoming chalk outlines on the manhattan sidewalks

it's tomorrow (monday)

>>50642214
Same. I feel real bad about the debauchery I'm going to partake in, but if I'm able to actually find a Catholic woman who is wife material through sugar daddying early on, I'll marry her and put an end to that sort of sinning.

>>50642214
please can you say hello to rich piana and lil peep for me fren

>>50642214
True, but think about how much good you can do with a billion dollars here on earth

>>50642265
>win
>winning
I need to watch my typos, makes me sound like some esl

>>50642275
I could plant so many churches in Africa. Nothing would make me happier than dirt poor Africans who have never used the internet to make it to heaven than some God hating tranny in America that’s stuffing his face with Taco Bell

>>50642269
Just stay away from drugs and booze, easiest way to ruin your life.

A new blockchain will come up with more power: Radom Network, the next Chainlink!

>>50642233
Who said I'll make moves from the ground floor? I'll have my little hideaway(s) too. Our money will let us tell the world what really happened, the talking heads will say what we pay them to, or talking heads become rolling heads. If we get this to happen before the midterms, Dems are done for. Then Trump will get another shot and our money will help ensure that ZOG doesn't interfere. From that point onward we will reshape the world into something so beautiful. You'll see.

>>50642321
sex, especially non monogomy is a drug. video games are drugs. Ect ect. the only way to truly make it is to live like a tibetan monk with a big booba wife and pursue passions which add creativity and value to the world

>>50642341
That's so inspiring Asundemit. Thanks for that.

The German banks are fucked if they are stealing your shares. What happens next?

>>50642341
>>50642377
Attention you two monkey-pox ladden siggerfaggots, this is a gamestore stock thread

>>50642100
It's too late for you.

>>50642412
Pain.

>>50642321
I'll stay away from both in excess. I don't think I want to smoke weed habitually ever again, but I would like to partake in some magic mushrooms in a safe environment to expand my mind and to boost neurogenesis. I also like MDMA, but if I decide to ever take it again I know never to have it more than once every two months and to drink lots of water/take 5htp the day after. I'll also drink on certain occasions and try to make it special. I don't really like the taste of alcohol and I especially don't like waking up 3 times after a night of drinking and hangovers. I have no reason to want or try any other drug (maybe DMT but probably not).

It's actually excellent that the Germans are first to get rug-pilled as this will become an INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.

>>50642269
My sister is a beautiful x marine with international awards and honors. She raised the dogs into attack dogs. She’s devout catholic and since leaving the marines she teachers bible study to kids and shows them how to reject the falsity of secular life and honor scripture while not isolating yourself or becoming a weird dusty shrew. She is too good for any of you chuds so I would set your sights lower. Your money doesn’t make you man enough for a truly good woman, you have to become a good man as well

>>50642465
Ever since ww2 Jews always hit the Germans first baka
>WAGMI krautbros

I do wonder what is the order that CS gave out the splivvy. Like did DTCC get the shares first? Euros get rugged? What about Asia?

>>50642352
Oh I'm gonna play a shit ton of old games and collect all sorts of different media and media players, but I'm not going to have it displayed in some soiboy man cave sort of way. I want to make backups of everything and backup those backups and preserve what I can in a safe place.

>>50642465
>germans trying to wriggle their way out of american stranglehold on their foreign policy and industry
>they get rugpulled because of the hedgefunds
If the government was forced to let it all happen not to cause a global distrust in american markets, now they've got an another reason - they need to keep Germany content enough that they do not switch allegiance to eurasian camp and go off making deals with Russia.

>>50642460
you should be going 3-6 months between rolling fren, leaning towards 6, probably over. nothing fucks your brain up like mdma, shit rots it away yet its seen as a soft drug because the effects are so comfy and loving. I know people I used to sesh with who are now literal retards and can't complete sentences without forgetting their line of thought. 2cb is a much healthier and sustainable alternative, and has more of a interesting, psychedelic and introspective headspace compared to mandy's YES YES YES OMG I FEEL SO GOOD I LOVE YOU BRO HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR YOUR EXISTANCE? PLEASE CAN WE HUG? I LOVE YOU 6ES YES YES YES. 2cb is also lovely with cannabis like mandy

>>50642532
I too have the blessing/curse of the Archivist. Here's to betting against you some day at the auctions.

>>50642460
>>50642568
If you are going to do mdma, which is fair, she's beautiful. Do it alongside LSD and take the mdma at T+3 1/2 hours. Smoke some bud as you start peaking. you will become see yourself, the universe and god, and become one with all three

Is this "suicide weekend"?

>>50642477
You're blessed to have a sister like that, anon. I hope you find a wife with the same values. I'm definitely not a noteworthy man, but I hope to build myself up to a level I can be confident of. I'm completely undeserving, but God sees something in me and he brought GME into my life for good reason I assume. My main goal is to help my family out of poverty and to somehow help them get saved (I'm a Catholic convert from a Palestinian Muslim family). I can't spread the gospel in the usual way because I'm a shy, broken and stuttering mess but I hope I can fund different ministries throughout my life and that it suffices and pleases God because I know if I open my mouth to tell people about the gospel, I'll only repel them.

>>50642532
very based, libraries are the most important institutions in the world

>>50642612
Fuckin psych heads. Truly knowing God is knowing that he's not the thing you saw when you were high.
>t. psychhead
Don't trust Spooks. Especially not your own.

>>50642632
>shy, broke and stuttering mess
>gme
>start lifting until you realise the physical monster that is dormant inside you
>speech therapy

Have you retarded baggies even read the Prophecy all the way to the end? Kek

Lmao no shills calling us baggies after my last post? Holy shit they're so fucked.

>>50642534
>Implying the Germans have the balls to do such a thing
The Germans will lapdog for anyone with authority so long as they get to keep theirs, expecting them to push back is like expecting the French to be functional members of society.
Never forget that in 08 they were the front America used to wash money through Greece to prop up the Euromarkets.

>>50642664
Goddamnit you fucking faggot made me look like a retard for posting that before me.

>>50642465
Indeed.

>>50642657
>t. former psychhead
they helped me realise the internal desire and strength to get and stay clean (aside from caffeine, nic, powerlifting to the point it's self harm kek) and to start integrating values from the old/new testament, vedas, guru granth sahib, prose/poetic edda into my life. I don't trust Islam. Im not claiming that psychs are the key to enlightenment because then you become a retard just looking at funny patterns in your head all day. but they can spur immense personal growth, introspection and also schizophrenia if you're lucky

>>50642085
Ahh comfy weekend back to the old standby.

>>50642477
based. to find a woman worth marrying, you must first become a good man, and a Godly man does not plan out his sins. The best these chuds can hope for is to attract braindead yacht-candy with their money.

>>50642080
I guess you'll be able to afford to have them all tested for whatever it is they renamed the big new disease to.

Speaking of which, post-MOASS I'm making them change the name back.

>>50642679
yes, post war germs are the perfected golem of the nwo, very willing nay lusting to serve their masters even if it means self-destruction like some hive of green goblins.

>>50642532
That shit is going to be impossible to find because all of us will be doing the same thing. GameStop better get into auctions

>>50642532
>>50642570
>>50642639
I will gladly hunt for relics of the past and restore them because I will have fuck you money
timestamp 12:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_XsYXPSpg

>>50642793
I love this anime.

I’m going to drop acid and play wrestle with so many hot tomboys and I will make them go to church and I will make babies in them and there’s nothing you non fundamentalist LDS church members can do about it

>>50642808
those are two different chinese cartoons

>>50642793
Ooo CHD ID
WAGMI

>>50642825
They’re called mangos, you philistine

>>50642111
>implying most women haven’t had cum on their bellies and you won’t end up marrying one of them
>nb4 muh trad wife
Good luck when she cheats on you cause she didn’t “live her life”

>>50642776
It has already been getting difficult. I have been watching the prices of a few old things, and let's just say that the "that old junk?" mentality is quickly giving way to the scarcity mentality.
Shit, just look at what Vaporwave did to the price of VCRs, tapes, and tape decks. I am still recovering from my shock. Wish I had bought an extra Magnavox VCR->DVD-R deck, the power supply in mine just went out and prices of those units have already 3x'd.

>>50642568
If 6 months is what it takes, then that's fine with me. I've only ever had MDMA once, and it was the best experience of my life. I've never heard of 2cb, but I'll research it and give it some thought. I'm not sure if I want to mess with LSD or not, but maybe. Thank you for the information, anon.
>>50642570
As long as you make backups and public archives, I'll have no quarrel with losing to you, fren.
>>50642639
it's not my main passion. my main passion is to utilize reforestation in deserts to restore aquafers and create more arable land, especially in desert areas around the world.
>>50642661
I'm going to have an incredible home gym and I'm getting a fitness instructor asap. And I don't really stutter, I just used it as an expression for me not being able to tell others my opinion. I honestly just don't like talking unless I'm making funny one liners because I'm incredibly uninteresting.
>>50642776
Well if gaming gets oversaturated with "collectors" I'll just get into movies, music, books and making physical copies of important online content. I do want to use some certain rare gaming consoles as tasteful art pieces.

>>50642691
hehe kek baggie. Always one step ahead of you fuckers

>>50642837
>Implying I'm going to marry after all this.
I shall have ethnic minority sex servants, or I shall have nothing.

Not just video games and hardware. I will also collect all my favourite mangos and Anime box sets as well. My children will have the best curated childhood

>>50642877
Marrying two women? Not allowed. Having a dozen women bear your children, care for your property, and raise each other's kids while you foot the bill? A-OK.

>>50642130
>https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wbf5j1/psa_the_german_volksbank_just_deleted_all/
Crazy. I hope that once it gets resolved that it causes a huge wave of DRS so we can lock the float faster.

Gentle reminder to all the Archivist bros ITT that the 3DS eShop is permanently closing in 8 months and several exclusives will be permanently lost (not counting hacking and ROMs). Related: 3DS and other DS variants are a rare case where physical media is not better than digital because Nintendo went cut rate and did not use their brains for the entire DS line, choosing a flash media for the carts that would be R/W to store your savegames (vs, say, Switch, where the carts are read only and the save games go on the console). There are already cases of Euro copies of Pokeshit ORAS cartridges eating shit from just normal use. If you care about having a legit 3DS with legit games, the time is now. Also, you will only be able to fund your eShop account through a Nintendo Switch after 30 days from now.
Get your Shin Megamis while they're hot.

>>50642889
I’m unironically going to buy 10 decked out MSI raider laptops and just have them on hand for when anyone I hear at church wants to get into PC gaming

>>50642954
So your saying moass needs to happen in the next 30 days or im ngmi?

>>50642954
I’ll just buy the physical games post moass, but I’m sure Nintendo will release them in NFT format soon

>>50642945
>resolved
It's better if they can't resolve it. The end is nigh.

>>50643009
I thought we were going way higher

So are /gme/ hodlrs a bunch of eccentric misanthrope religious monk tradwife tight tummy kissing old e waste junk hoarding schizophrenic holder-of-record shareholders?
fuckin weird lot, innit

>>50643015
That's after another 100:1 stock split after the original 4:1, so it'd be roughly 40,000,000.00 per share pre-split.

>>50643029
Once we're rich we'll be 'eccentric' rather than weird.
Think Victorian adventurer-gentlemen and idle rich types.
We're in for interesting times.

>>50643029
obviously.

>>50643029
All the better to destroy the old world order with, my dear.

>>50642992
Anons... your not gonna believe this but... check my id an then check out picrel of my actual license
Thats fucking kek man...

>>50642992
It's happening this very minute!
SEE: Germans getting rugged.

>>50642954
>>50642992
I have a strong urge to suddenly collect retro analog sound synthesizers even though I've never touched once nor do I know how they work. I also want to buy a 3DS even though I haven't touched a Nintendo DS in 17 years. What's wrong with me?

>>50643051
spicy.

>>50643049
>check my id an then check out picrel of my actual license
>That's kek

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50643072

Mega Millions Chads sound off!

I bought my first ticket and WILL win

>>50643049
Abigail, why u doxx urself??? WHY??

Wouldn't you baggies have to MOASS even harder now that GameStop rugged you divided by 4?

>>50643067
Your wagming it

>>50643095
I telephatically incepted in your mind the idea of buying a lottery and what the winning numbers would be, you owe me 20%.

>>50643049
that's a man

>>50643067
I never had a 3DS when they were new either. My last Nintendo handheld was an SP with Metroid Fusion. My review of the New 3DS XL: Actually comfy as fuck and the Switch is a downgrade in at least 6 respects. It has an app in it where you can cover your homescreen with 8-bit sprites, and themes that play Majora's Mask music while you choose your game. I thought the 3D would be eye cancer, but it has a slider for turning on and off and adjusting and it has actually pleasantly surprised me as well. Im glad you can turn it off though, because sometimes it is in fact cancer.

>>50642632
Just live it out, don’t talk about it needlessly, “pray in the closet”,and people will see it on you. That’s the only true Christianity, the one you actually live out. It is an incredibly hard philosophy to actually live out, but when you do it effectively and you become reformed people will naturally gravitate to you. At the core of it all is just love God and love your neighbor as yourself. Turns out that’s incredibly hard to do. But You will make it, I can already tell and the love of God be with you

kek baggies

>>50643104
Sneed

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

>Friendly reminder that you have been duped into thinking sharing your (broker) position hurts you, when in fact it may be the single greatest catalyst we have.

TLDR:
>RCs position is known
>DFV position is known
>MM most certainly already know your positions
>DRS bot results were clean and it can be replicated for broker shares
>Float is certainly locked when summing DRS + Brokers shares

Thinking that this will hinder the current DRS growth and stop people from DRSing doesn't change the fact that broker shares exist. Assuming that broker shares hold no value is flawed in itself. The data exists nonetheless and it wouldn't hurt to know it.

People arguing that photoshopped pics will get submitted can see that it didnt happen with the DRS bot even before GME started reporting the DRSd shares count. And I don't think hedgies will start submitting photoshopped photos.

hedgies purposely sabotaged and fudded a previous attempt to count broker shares. The website of Log The Float was made to fail and scare off anyone of attempting a broker share count. The website's photos got "leaked" due to bad security and they closed new submissions ever since.

Creating A broker Bot in SS would solve this problem and it would be an easy implementation. If you are a tourist from reddit please cap this and post it.

>>50642109
okay but for realsies though, what recourse do the krauts actually have when their shares get deleted and they lose atleast 75% of their holdings

So what stuff did you buy to boost their earnings coming up? Ended up splitting some stuff with my brother but Pro makes games cheaper than I thought they would be elsewhere.

>>50643185
nah

>>50643207
nigger

>>50643223
baggie

>50643185
who's bot is this that posts this junk every fucking thread

>>50643223
naw

>>50643203
There's the fun answer, and the real answer.
The fun: raise holy hell, have aome lawsuits, get everyone scared about the DTCC and street name....
The real: Fucking Nothing. The contract they signed with their brokers means that they agreed to get fucked and like it. They have no recourse. Shoulda DRSed.

>>50643029
No one's really been hiding their power level, I'm surprised you just noticed.

>>50643015
The price is based on the ratio of real shares to synthetic shares. The split actually pushed the theoretical floor HIGHER because of how many people are getting synthetic dividends. My first share will be for a few million to get myself set up for the real floor in the hundreds of millions.

Lads, be straight with me: It's not going to happen is it? It's been two years

>>50643300
The double dubs say yes.

>>50643261
oh I figured they had no real option and some line somewhere in the broker contract guaranteed they got to be fucked but wouldn’t this effectively mean Kenny is off the hook for some of his shorts? if the extra shares that were poofed into existence by Kenny through naked shorting just disappeared in Europe, his overall position is better now right?

>>50643300
>That volcano isn't going to explode, the pressure has been building for two years

>>50643320
Team Magma was my second favorite cult of 2021, but they too dispersed when La Palma proved to be a nothingburger

>>50643029
Yeah, but there’s a lot of cool stuff that’s also happening that a woman or a retard wouldn’t pick up on because they are too superficial. That’s why so few women will WAGMI after we WAGMI

lol le funni pickle man is drawing the Third Impact on his discord server

>>50643314
It means the brokers are short the shares and have to cover it themselves. They have unresolved FTRs on their books, they will make noise to whoever cleared the trade, the opposite side will be pressured to do something, failing that the brokers themselves are short the shares against their customer's deposits and will be forced to buy back in up to the point of insolvency. If the broker fails, it goes back to the clearing agent. In no world could this be interpreted as a positive situation for anyone short the stock. This is a potential forced liquidation forced buyback scenario.

>>50643364
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1553170788454465536?s=20&t=0JF39h42LxcbjNqJRk18bA

>>50643366

>>50643162
It really is hard and having money isn't going to make it much easier. I hope I can achieve a true Christian lifestyle someday soon. I feel like I'll be like Saint Augustine in the beginning where he would pray to God before becoming religious and say to God "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." Saint Augustine was an incredible partier and a massive man whore who prayed to someday get bored of that lifestyle so he could become a saint. That's my current feeling to how I'll act in the beginning when I WAGMI.

Where did the volume go?
Kek, hedgies.

>>50643379
Shortvillle needs to be burned to the fucking ground

>>50643412
Is Shortville like the next town over from Hoodville where the trap lords whip over the Altima to get his back seat encrusted with Sh(aw)orty's tilapia juice?

Kek need to squeeze 4 times a hard baggies!

>>50643463
A hard what, anon?

>50643463
this is what shorting does to your brain

>>50643320
More like a very manageable ant farm, baggie!

>>50643203
I'm not getting my hopes up that this is the big happening yet, let's see if they're just doing a redo with an actual splivvy instead of a regular split

>>50643029
you forgot /fit/maxxers. I squat 230kg at ~97ish kg yet I can't grocery shop without wanting to cry and blow my brains out

>>50643367
Nice. Thanks for the explanation

>>50642031
I would like to put in a formal request that the next /GME/ general be named after our fallen German comrades whose sacrifice might just be the first of many dominoes.

>>50643490
>Manageable
>Ants
Do you know what happens to a room when ants escape an ant farm?

I’m going to leave Canada so hard, but come back in 20 years with an army to take it back

Kek worldwide baggies

Kek no squeeze baggies

>>50643555
kek checkies

So now I am reading the brokers thought it was a regular split so they just split the shares but now realize it was divvie and they dont have them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wbh2pm/german_update_sbroker_just_sent_me_this_it/

Do you guys think that spike that was gradually walked back down coincided with the german shares being deleted?

>>50643526
Fuck canada
Wagmi

>>50643588
Haha, they didn't get any shares. No amount of accounting magic changes this, they have to buy shares.

>>50643588
or maybe they have them, they just didn't list it correctly?

>>50643588
That’s a big fuckup desu

>>50643588
This is GameStop's fault for not being more transparent.

>>50643525

>>50643588
Then why wouldn’t they say that immediately? If a colossal fuck up like this happened they would want to be out ahead of it. Their silence has already betrayes them, even if they try to go forward and say this is the case

ITS HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1553178872555905027?s=21&t=zmn6IW2fDNSF9OeiMuWBQA

>50643490
So they said in 08.

>>50643651
fucking what, they announced it as a split dividend, not complicated

>>50643588
How the fuck can they be this incompetent? Those are definitely grounds for a lawsuit as it would probably fuck with their cost basis. We’re just now starting to see the cluster fuck this stock dividend will cause.

>>50643661
They announced it as a stock split dividend, literally every MSM article referred to it as a stock split, GameStop did not correct them. Also you niggers can't even tell me the difference between the two. Even big dick Dave Lauer our hero of market reform had to ask his buddies what it meant.

>>50643072
Comf comf
WAGMI

>>50643509
Unironically you need to try fasting.

>>50642633
What does that mean?

>>50643655
What the fuck does that mean? It isn’t snowing and I don’t have presents. Jesus hasn’t come back either, do what is he talking about. He’s high all the time

>>50643651
nah, every pleb knew it was a split divvy. Brokers got caught sleeping.

>50643685
>We fucked this up and got our friends in the media to lie about it
>Why did you do this to us?

>>50642657
Yeah, but seeing extra dimensional beings floating is trippy and can open up your perspective. Even if they are demons or whatever

>>50643655
the fuck is he on

>>50643655
is 'christmas in july' here just a general phrase, or did someone relevant literally say this recently? I'm a retard.

>>50643655
I can't stand this guy, or maybe I can't stand the people posting this guy.
Too much 'reading between the lines' for me.

>>50643738
>maybe the demons were the friends we made along the way

I’m going to convert so many girls to LDS and marry so many tomboys on LSD

>>50643738
>t. demon

>>50643752
He knows. Market crash Monday.

>>50643655
I haven't enjoyed anything yet and there is only 2 days left in July. Unless Santa knocks on my front door with Ken Griffin tied up with a big bow on his head, it's not Christmas.

>>50643775
>rolling on hardwood

jesus they couldn't at least use a mat if they were going to fake a shot

>>50643785
kek'd but slowly.

>>50643752
He just bought a big bag of coke and he’s really psyched about it. I don’t know what else that saying can possibly mean

>>50643775
image the small

>>50643381
We will always fail. It is like a hysteresis between gods pulling us in and our will to power pulling us back out into our selfishness. Or like a circle between being closer to virtue and closer to failure, like day and night cycles. Just never forfeit your will to the will that is good, even in your darkest night or greatest times of failure. Allow it to pull you back when you’re fat and praise it and be glad when you’re close. We are imperfect. Don’t feel discouraged when you fail time and time again. It happens to all of us and is our original sin

>>50643680
it's not incompetence. They knew well in advance exactly what was entailed. These are the same German institutions that "gave out" the shares BEFORE they were even given out from Computershare. This is a blatant lie on their part to buy some time... for what? God only knows because it's obvious they DON'T have the shares. I wonder if this could be the catalyst... I just hope enough German bros DRS'd and that the original shares before the splivvy aren't touched so that enough German bros WAGMI to overthrow ZOG in Europe. May God be with us all.

>>50643655
Why is this guy always on 10 layers of cryptic bullshit?

>>50643695
why? are there any unironic health benefits or because fasting would reduce the amount of torturous trips to food shop? i eat around maintenence at the moment. i don't really give a shit about autistically optimising routine/diet anymore, it just burns me out, lifting heavy things just makes me feel good. I tried intermittent fasting but it felt like a fugazi. keto was nice, although functionally useless, I just ate bacon and eggs all day kek was sound

>>50643775
Why is polygyny not a legally protected constitutional right? A man should be able to have 10 wives. If I have a billion dollars but only one wife, can I really say that I've made it?

>>50643381
I hope you OD and I already know you’re vaccinated, so it’ll probably happen

>>50643811 (checked)
>image the small
Imagine the Biginning

>>50643775
this picture better not awaken anything in me

>>50643853
It isn’t sustainable and probably why God punished Joseph Smith for that and freemasonry

Did I get pepper sprayed?

>>50643868
Think about what would happen to the next generation. Some Chad would get all the girls and the next ones would get none

>>50643841
feds hate him

>>50643826
Thank you anon, I just hope that some good comes from my future sinning. A part of me thinks that when I find my wife, I'll be able to control myself better and that I won't have the urge to fall into sexual sin. But it might just open up new lusts I didn't know existed. Life is a constant struggle.

>>50643868
But why then do they allow adultery and having dozens of extramarital partners? I'm not talking about Biblically, I'm more talking about the legal aspect of it. Having 10 wives seems less bad than banging 10 women who aren't your wives for sex. Financially speaking, and specifically gamestop related, of course.

>>50643841
After 08 if he came out and said what he meant then the Fed would Freedom his entire family
There are few people who are hated as much as him, he proved them wrong.
One day they're going to hate us this much.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

>>50643948

>>50643948
manlets BTFO

>>50643853
Have you ever seen those polygamy/religious cults, fren? it almost always devolves into incest, mongaloid offspring and the destabilisation of society at large

I swear to god we will turn history into a fucking circle if they rug us on this one. Check'em

>>50643850
Going into the protein equivilent of ketosis makes you conserve/kicks your genes into repair mode, calms you down a lot in the process. difficult to isolate one or the other, but starvation mode (carbs/aminos) makes your body re-evaluate where shit is going.

Baggies think Berry is talking about GME, kek. Baggies. Even

>>50643947
They're going to hate the retards who buy lambos, have massive drug binges with different people all the time and act like big time dope shotters. Said wealth will eventually be sapped away from niggers, theft, family, funko pops plebbit charity endeavours ect ect.

>>50643850
For clarity, you eat less protein, maintain on select carbs, and appreciate the use of the term fugazi.

>>50643655
>>50643948
im not ready

>>50643858
I'm pretty much the only one in my family that isn't vaccinated and I plan on vetting out any would be sugar babies that are vaxxed. Also idk what I'd overdose on since I hardly do drugs to begin with and the drugs (shrooms) I do plan to utilize aren't things you can really OD on besides MDMA (and maybe 2c-b), but I'm way too over precautious about it to overdose. Besides, I don't plan to do drugs but two or three times a year so I don't fuck up my brain, and the psilocybin is for neurogenesis.

So you can hope all you want that I'll overdose, but you'll probably keel over at a Brazilian steak house before I die face down in a swimming pool.

>>50643946
Senator Thunderwallet or Hedgie McLedgie can afford to pay off his mistresses and (You) can't. The inequality is the point.

Really though, now that bastards can inherit, the only reason to get married is for social posturing, or to get a criminal partner who can't be compelled to testify against you (see Bill and Hillary). Monogamy needs virgin brides and primogeniture to function correctly.

>>50643979
no cap my jigger? that sounds like broscience except my gains will wither away for the sake of feeling hungry ratty as fuck. I just thought sandniggers did it because they'd be ostracised not to. Like allah seems like a controlling prick just fucking with desert niggers to make them as subservient as possible

>>50644010
You will be ready when the hour is upon us anon. Remember, you are not alone.

>>50644010
You were supposed to be ready weeks ago

>>50643947
>One day they're going to hate us this much.
The media outlets that I/we will own will tell them to love us.

>>50644032
>Subservient
>Taliban

Pick one

>>50644032
Fasting isn't just a Bombadan thing, it's found in everything from Catholicism to Buddhism to Indian (feather) vision quests.

Radom Network, the next Chainlink

Bros...my mom said i was delusional when i told her GME was gonna make me a millionare. She then told me to get a job. Am i gonna make it with my 5 shares?

>>50643946
Ignore the Christcucks, who follow outdated laws not meant for us Gentiles. When a Gentile woman came to Jesus in the temple begging for help, he called her a dog and told her to leave him.

Allah has allowed you 4 wives, as women are a blessing and a mercy for mankind. But that is only for those who are able to treat them all with justice and provide equally, except in matters of the heart of course.

When this blows off, you can support each wife off the income from 1 share each lol.

>>50644067
Yes. You will have mom changing money

>>50644064
yes sir very good project! here's your satoshi paki hope it buys you a few grains of rice

>>50643029
yes

>>50643049
Abigail let me nut in your pussy and push myself in for a second and third nut

Monday is going to be epic.
WAGMI.

kek baggies

kek crypto baggies

>>50644067
you will be able to get a new mommy.

>>50644067
Damn, my mom thinks I'm a fucking genius after telling her a gist of what's happening and why DRS is important. Maybe you should buy more and be a better kid.

>>50644223
Just because of the german shares? They’ll just get paid out in cash and the fuckery will continue

>>50644218
what a sweet talker

>>50644071
... And allowed each wife four husbands

>>50644299
>not wanting to nut in abbie's pussayeeelmfao
Gay as fuck dog

The missing swaps data has been posted.
Two days after I emailed them.
https://reddit.com/wbhwl2

>>50644032
Your visible gains might "wither", but tendon/bone strength doesn't leave you that easily. But maybe try inositol/choline supplements first, and if you think you could be on the motherfucker gene spectrum (gene:MTHFR), take methylfolate. All mood balacers.

>>50644306
I don't think that would be moral, anon.

>>50644375
I hodl to nut in Abigail until my shaft is raw and bright red

>>50644043
>Pic
Still gets me

>>50644223
Kek repetitive baggies

On today's episode of IF YOU DON'T DRS YOUR SHARES YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING AND YOUR BROKER WILL FUCK YOU! Pic related
>>50643049
Post pussy or gtfo!

So the German stuff was not MOASS starting?

FFS I am tried of holding, starting to feel like I was scammed.

Oh I'm gona be getting my money. You can say oh too bad we never actually had those shares, but that doesnt matter, I will be getting my money. The tendies will flow

Sell it

I have over 1,300 shares. I just want to sell half for about 15 billion. Am I going to make it?

Who has the "just keep holding bros," pasta. My father is wanting to sell, thought it'd be funny to send him it.

GERMANY BOOK SHARES OF GME JUST GOT KILL LA KILLED BY U.S.

INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
>INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
>INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
>INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW
>INTERNATIONAL CLASS WAR NOW

>This is what they gave (you) and (you) will still never be a woman, not in 600 years.

Baggies weren't created to make it. Or else you wouldn't be a baggie, would you baggie?

>>50644589
It’s usually female Jewish “doctors”

>>50644570
Yeah, but sounds a bit low. There's a particular country you could destroy for a few shares.

>>50644589
idgaf about trannies but i want a future where the perfect futanari exists and tranny medication/surgery is probably an adjacent field of research.

The whole Germany debacle is just redditors freaking out over something that will be resolved on Monday isnt it?

>>50644642
I actually hold a passport to that country so that would be way too cold blooded even though I am antisemetic. I’m going to make a conservation area for white people though

wen moon?

On the Thursday of the split, I left and went camping out on my own waiting for things to happen. At midnight, I felt the Bak'tun change over. It was intense. As a spiritual person, I felt the weight of the world shift. I thought for sure that the next morning was going to be the moment.

On Friday around noon, I hiked out to look at the town and was shocked to see that things looked normal. No panic, lights still on, cars driving around. I waited until around 6pm and went down and nothing had changed.

I went home and looked to see the price movement on GME and it was... down?? How could that be when the most monumental shift in history just happened a few hours ago?

I've been reflecting all night and the only thing I can think of is that Ryan Cohen is not Jesus but is actually a demon sent to mislead the righteous. He pretends to be a force for good but is really trying to distract and trick the righteous for forces of evil's bidding. I believe he may be Asmodeus, but I am not sure yet. I have been reading about various demons and this one seems to fit the bill.

Jesus Christ would appear as a Jew, Ryan Cohen says he is Jewish but I have seen no evidence of Jewishness. He pretended to seem like a son of God knowing it would trick people.

Ryan Cohen has no history pre-Chewy. No yearbook photos, no childhood friends. This is because he came from Hell around the time he started Cheery.

He tweets and misleads people. He never was involved in the original squeeze, he is now just trying to destroy GameStop from the inside by moving the shares around and losing the store money. think of the apes as moths and him as the flame. The GameStop vehicle is the right way to fix the evil and corruption on Earth but the driver is now a demon who is swirling this vehicle around.

>>50644652
Best case scenario

I believe Ryan Cohen is working with the evil forces that controlled the world through a cabal in the 12th bak'tun. They knew that the 13th bak'tun was about to commence so they evilly planned how they could cling to power.

This is the first bak'tun where things did not amount to a fundamental change and this is why. The evil forces have clung to power through an evil demon that misled us on how to bring about the change.

This means they will rule for another 300 years at least and the quest is futile.

I plan to sell on Monday and live the rest of my life as a pious follower of Christ. I know I will be rewarded in the next life for my devotion to Christ and my vision here to help people. Unfortunately, I was misled by Amosdeus and was unable to bring about the change.

If anyone has any info on which demon Ryan Cohen is please let me know.

I am sincerely sorry I didn't catch this on time. We will be rewarded in the next life, I assure you.

>>50644692
Sneed

>>50644559
sold it

>>50644718
>He isn't a devoted follower of the newest archdemon that will dethrone Mammon and reward us with unfathomable wealth for all of our degenerate desires.
NGMI.

>>50644718
words words words... nigger!

>>50644717
Why sneed me? Everything I've said was true.

>>50644645
You would have to somatically genetically re-engineer which I'm confident is too delicate for Future-AIs to do. I don't even care about chicks with dicks, but having to dilate and cope is a hell that should be reserved for the worst sexual repeat offenders. Such as Hunter Joseph.

>>50644778
yea it absolutely baffles me that people are willing to get what is essentially a rotting axe wound between their legs. ffs the technology is not there yet.

Hope you got your mega millions boys

>>50644847
Bruh I know an ignition interlock when I see one.

Nice DUI you got faggot

>>50644829
It never will be because that’s just retarded and unnatural

>>50644652
It was interesting though. Aside from that IKBR opening short positions sounds spicy. Maybe we'll get a sneak peek at things to come there.

>>50644866
It's like a movie where unlikely partners are paired up to defeat the big bad. Once the mission is finished, I can confidently say I want nothing to do with any of you.

>>50644869
retarded? probably.
unnatural? Definitely, but that is irrelevant. All technological progress is done in defiance of nature. A foray into creating and implanting functioning, complex organs can have lots of far reaching benefits aside from coomer fantasies. But I do have coomer fantasies of futanari, and MOASS -will- put me on life extension technology until I see them fulfilled.

>>50644891
We are heckin movie protagorinos!

>>50644891
Wow, rude! I for one, love my frens. Always will.

>>50644847
>megaplier no
Pussy

>>50644981
What is even the point of the megaplier?

>>50645010
It multiplies your winnings if you match some but not all the numbers it’s not worth it really

>>50645010
To get poors to pay even more in poor tax than they are already paying by purchasing lottery tickets. It's dumber than playing options or using a CFD phonebroker and both of those things are near peak retard.

>>50644718
Your mistake was thinking that salvation would come through the same means through which men are corrupted. Money power status all corrupt, you cannot escape their corruption. These things turn men into demons. As soon as you acquire these things you will lose touch and this is inescapable.

Ryan Cohen doesn't give a fuck about any of you bagholders, he's using you "apes" to fund his tech turnaround while pretending to fuck shorts. you guys are holding for nothing but a dream of making millions while Ryan Cohen is making millions off your back while already being a billionaire. Kek baggies. Sold my stack today :)

>>50645080
If the tech turnaround is successful the shorts get bogged anyways because nobody is selling from ComputerShare.

>>50645080
See ya tomorrow.

>50645065
>words words words admitting the squeeze is real
Tomislav, you will be receiving a message on telegram shortly admonishing you for your poor performance. Sneed.

>>50645080
Somehow, you, a random retard do care though? I assure you, no one here gives a shit about you.

QRD on the German situation?

>>50645117
Nothingburger

>>50645086
oh ya and how long will this tech turnaround take? 2025 lmao keep waiting for nothing to happen.

This is why I hate drinking everytime I’m drunk I just wanna stick a gun to my head and pull the trigger and I get a hangover the next day that makes me wanna die too

>>50645117
>>50645148
>50645139
Shit in a different street.

Mega Millions Numbers

13 36 45 57 67 MEGABALL: 14

Back to work tomorrow

>>50645161
So when do we see the effects?

>>50645065
Saw it happen to my uncle. Dude won a huge settlement against the boy scouts for getting diddled in the 70s.. now he's a massive prick. He flaunts his money around like a complete douche.

>>50645214
>He flaunts his money around like a complete douche.
but he got diddled by fags

>>50645214
Lucky bastard

>>50645178
Oh shit I won

>>50645290
post pic you larping faggot

>>50645290
I feel sorry for you. That’s literally chump change to guys like me post moass

>>50642080
Bruh, ever been to a strip club? Yes after moass you can afford more but don't resist too hard now. Your mental health and sanity is worth something. Not judging, speaking from personal experience.

>>50642031

Bro’s I can’t help but read the r/gme_meltdown threads and those know it all Jew slave morons are going to rope en masse. I can’t wait to watch those fuckin idiots realize this entire Jew run system is so incredibly corrupt and how stupid they looked talking down to a bunch of future millionaires. I almost want to host a meltdown meetup and go there and club those pussies that show up.

>>50645214
>He flaunts his money around
No matter how rich he is he will always be the guy who some random faggot fucked in the ass.

>>50645337
Why would anyone go to a strip club? terrible waste of money (finance related) and you don't even get to fuck them. GME shares (gme related) are for obtaining women, not pump and dumping cheap whores, but rather obtaining and collecting women as property and wives.

>>50645407
I'd take a jizz shot in the ass for some tendies right about now.

When do you personally expect moass anon? Around T+35 of the split? Later? Only with another catalyst like RC buying, an NFT dividend or a share recall due to some corporate action like a merger or spin off? End of year? At 100% DRS? What is your guess?

>>50645117
Rugged. US baggies next. Then you it'll b over

kek baggies

>>50645396
Jealousy is a natural emotion for them when faced with their betters.

what's a Kalman filter?

Germany owns the float so moass is next week

>>50645447
I thought the Germany thing was just an error in how they applied them to accounts?

>>50645431
Tomorrow.

>>50645431
>None of the above

>>50645431
November 5th all of those things converge and also China’s economy collapses

>>50645468
>>50645468
>>50645468
Threaded.

>>50645446
its a filtering algorithm that can somehow quantify past error and produce a smooth output. i have no idea how it works. why do you ask fren?