/biz/ - Business & Finance

S&P more like poop and pee.

After looking at GOVX all time chart, I'm not upset I fomo'd.

I am planning am interstellar mission that will change the market. AMA

How do I not gamble is it all just gambling

you guy i think i did it i think i a neenja

Just bought 100k Riot Blockchain

>>50644196
its ok- learn from your mistake. Master yourself. Jesus Loves you.

>>50644209
it is educated guessing

What do you think "risk" means bro?

soju plus yakult plus sprite
or just cut out the middleman and go soju + milkis?

How long before the GME fags get heemed

its time to put down the robinhood. ill come back and buy something when i feel super confident again about the direction the market is going, or if we find another SIGA. until then, im gonna sit on my gains like a dragon sleeping on his gold.

>>50644248
>milkis
mommy milkis

So why does the media and the general public like to over-sensationalize market crashes when recovery happens so quickly nowadays?
Just seems like all these pat crashes have been small blips in the overall massive uptrend that you only needed to sit through like a year or two to recover so why get so caught up in it?

what are the chances of joining the discord and not getting boiler room'd?

>>50644261
>still using reddit hood
motherfucker WHY

>>50644268
The only people who will get fucked by crashes are the over leveraged fags and boomers living on their retirement. Hence the core audience of MSM

>>50644209
Sell your soul to Satan, get buttfucked in a secret cabal meeting by another sitting congressperson or senator so they have compromat and thus leverage over you, toe the party line and get used as a cuck doormat for a few decades in exchange for getting paid to do basically no real work, and use your insider position as a government official to place guaranteed winners of trades through friends and family members with them giving you the lions share of the profits in exchange for enough money to not get pissed about sending you shitloads every month with the added threat of them getting capped by cops at a stoplight or the airport if they try to fuck you and run with the dosh or escape the country or tell a reporter you're doing illegal shit that everyone does and gets away with on a daily basis.

Alternatively, have a hamster or goldfish make your picks for you and be profitable that way and beat professional traders on a consistent basis because animals can communicate with or at the very least hear algorithms.

Pray to the god of Greed for the Mega Millions prize money! Oh the shares I could bag with 1 billion dollars..

Radom Network, the next Chainlink

>>50644209
Its pretty easy as long as you don't use options

>>50644288
a boomer winning a billion dollars and then just buying KO shares with it pleases me so good luck

>>50644288
state sanctioned gambling should be banned

>>50644274
well i dont i use fidelity.
BUT you just reminded me of a question i had

i need a broker that has live data and lets me buy with the click of a button. so sick of fumbling through fidelity buy order shit and missed my buy in price and then fumbling with it again and missing a good sell price. i need to buy in instantly and sell instantly, everything.

GERMANY BOOK SHARES OF GME JUST GOT RUGGED BY U.S.

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>This is what they gave (you)

>>50644368
>he doesn't have the mechanical skill or muscle memory to enter accurate orders fast enough
Sneedthetic, enjoy your contract for difference phone broker because "le heckin GUI!!"

>>50644401
Shut up faggot, I hold gamestop bags and still have the good graces to not bring it up in the SIGA market general and you can too.

>>50644401
sauce?

>>50644368
>buy in instantly and sell instantly
That doesn't exist, information has speed and the fiber optic arbitrage robots will kick your ass. It's like a fighting game. The robot will always beat your reaction time. Only way to win is with reads and broad strategy.

>>50644444
Waste faggot

>>50644447
>>50644427
You will never be a woman, not in 600 years.

>HATA4

>>50644444
Checked waste of digits, current sauce is from leddit where multiple german users have been posting the same thing. If you check the front page of the sub there's relevant posts from blue checkmarks corroborating it without being factchecked.

>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wbf5j1/psa_the_german_volksbank_just_deleted_all/

>>50644463
>linking to /r/Superstonk

>>50644209
Are you timing the market?
Gambling
Are you investing in an asset that will, over time, appreciate?
Not gambling
Note: you can still lose money even if you arent gambling

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>Crate of Hotdogs (2020): $100
>Crate of Hotdogs(2021): $110 (10% inflation)
>Crate of Hotdogs (2022): $128 (10%+7% inflation)
So if FRED gets 2% inflation in 2023 a crate of hotdogs would be $130. Why isn't FRED bringing inflation to -22% so that we have hotdogs at $106 instead?

>>50644479
I just don't care anymore. Pissing off strangers on the internet is the only thing that brings me any joy in life at this point having been an unrepentant baggie for several years with most of my net worth tied up in it, so thanks for the response. Plus they did get quints so that's worth even a backhanded request being fulfilled.