/biz/ - Business & Finance

John Deere. Any one here own it? Done quite well recently.

>this stock has skyrocketed/plunged lately, I'm buying calls/puts!
>oh no, how did I lose my money???
/smg/

See you monday,mumus

Give me some fliers to buy leaps on. So far I have 2024 FCEL $7 contracts and I’m looking at leaps for Lightspeed

>>50641466
The trash goes out on Tuesdays.

>>50641459
>buying the dip is somehow bad

I survived the recession and all I got was this lousy T shirt

>>50641466
your funeral

>>50641047
>how far otm are we talking here and what's the expiration anon?
Sept 16, 20$ calls and 30$ calls
your hedge is to limit your position size and expect to lose 100% or gain 500%. dont put any money in this trade you can't afford to lose all of it. this is a YOLO trade, not a value investment. do not DCA into this if you're using options

>>50641148
>Siga can’t go to 0. They have contracts and no debt.
i know, thats why i reloaded up on calls after the dump

DID WE WIN SIGA JIHADISTS?

I for one welcome our newly born bull market

What are we gonna call the bull version of black monday when Spy goes to 600 in a single session?

>>50641399
Walt Heemer (technical analyst)

market will go up enough to make bobos extinct.

It will then rapidly collapse before the general public can get out.

>>50641552
Green Monday (tm).

what is a conservative PE ratio with some growth in clown market? 200? 600?

>>50641539
I haven’t lost shit. Thesis remains in tact. Balls still constituted of 100% American made steel. Thanks for the discount.

>>50641510
I'm talking about people who buy in to the tail end of a 20% swing expecting it to go further. you're talking about the opposite. the only thing somehow bad here is your reading comprehension

Can we pretend the stock market is good related and individual foods are companies? Say phrases like “I’m buying ice cream (ICRM) puts for the winter”. And ETFs are food groups like the green leafy vegetable ETF or Soup etf (SOUP)

>>50641609
ALL IN SOUP

>>50641609
*food related

Couldn't the bottom have lasted a little longer? I barely got 2 paychecks' worth of cheapies.

>>50641475
HUT 2024 $1 calls. They're the only miner that has both good production numbers and the balls to hold and not be a faggot during this downturn. They have a side business doing cloud computing that allows them to survive the winter.

>>50641479
Garbage day is Monday

>>50641609
Nice, just bought 100k

>>50641399
I made 11 dollars today

>>50641609
Just emptied my bank account into Pizza (PZZA) on the strong fundamentals of a folded New York slice

I sold my spy calls for a slight profit. I don't want to risk a bloody Monday. Did I fuck up?

>>50641197
here is my refute. i like to follow the peaks carefully dunno why.

I didn't buy the siga bottom

>>50641623
Kek

>AMD earnings for Q4 2021 were after hours on May 2nd
>earnings call after hours on May 3rd, stock experienced dramatic price action on May 4th
>this may have been a result of the market overall experiencing major price moves on the 4th
>AMD from close on May 2nd to close on May 4th went from 89 to 99 dollars
If we assume that AMD should be worth more on the basis that it has repeatedly smashed earnings but is down compared to where it was in June, all we need is for the market to not violently dump for the next 7 days to realize this call.

>>50641537
What about all in on December 20c? I have like 35k on this. Am I fucked

>>50641688
No,you did the right thing.

>>50641551
n-no one told me mumu was this cute

siga bottom and spy top
if it actually be like this, were in for a hell of a ride

>>50641688
Atleast you're not greedy

>>50641466
Market is moved by event momentum now. Unless there's an epic bear moment on monday where Powell comes out and says he's revising 75 BPS to 1.00 BPS I think the crabbening will continue until someone defaults.
>China
China is a nothingburger except for the Chinese, who will spend the next 30 years looking like a big version of Japan's stagnation.

Sold soxl

>>50641714
depends on how rich you are. if 35k is small money to you, then who cares. if you need that 35k in any way, then yeah you're in a bad spot. you should reduce your position to a reasonable size relative to your overall portfolio size and your overall liquid net worth

cant believe the stock market actually fucking bounced back. no recession at all

>>50641745
>who will spend the next 30 years looking like a big version of Japan's stagnation.
KWAB

Well would you look at that. SIGA pumping AH. How many of you paper hands got shook out? I for one never panicked, not even for a minute. I knew all along.

>>50641399
Except all the normies are slurping up, this isn't some kind of a blood in the street moment mumu

Is it typical for stocks to be more volatile and hear about big gains and big losses during earning announcements? Or are there other factors at play here

>>50641764
lmao

>>50641427
It's a top quality space stock.

Don't believe me? Check #12 https://cathiesark.com/arkx/complete-holdings

>>50641774
wow bros we're only down 16% today!
based diamond hands reddit apes are never selling!
hedgies are fucked!!!!

>>50641774
Wait until Monday when it opens at $13.
Thats when you start to panic.

>>50641786
>Is it typical for stocks to be more volatile and hear about big gains and big losses during earning announcements?
Yes. This is amplified because of the bear market and struggles over that trend at the moment.

>>50641741
Not greedy but I always try to look at it this way. What's more likely SPY 420 or 400 next week?

>>50641692
but... if we go up there then its a falling wedge and will break to the upside. then bobo is really fucked

>>50641810
both

>>50641688
yes, see >>50641197

>>50641774
lmfao wtf happened today to SIGA?

>>50641827

>>50641827
profit taking

>>50641827
>>50641848
FDA tried to kneecap the trade

hang in there UVXY bros, we will survive the retard rally

threadly reminder that catastrophic energy shortages this winter are NOT priced in

>>50641872
I'm just so impressed with the FDA's response during covid. And I would also like the CDC for being a beacon of truth during tough times

>>50641879
Up 1% after hours

As if that means anything

>>50641827
Just another situation where we have to change the "days without Jewish tricks" to 0. My sweet baby boy Boeing anon panic sold at $15.50. I wish he would have consulted me first. I'm not selling for any less than $50 a share. FDA fud will be ignored and the moon mission wi commence Monday. It's going to take more than a -16% day to break me. My hands are built of Nippon steel.

>>50641903
As for me I would like to thank the pee pee and the poo poo for being so stinky and dirty.

Also Boise Cascade Chads stay winning

>Viatris (ticker: VTRS)
>P/E ratio of 2.64
>Price/book ratio of 0.58
>institutional ownership of about 75%
While everything was pumping this has been dumping/crabbing relentlessly. Am I retarded? Why is this stock performing this badly? I don't care if you insult me, just explain it to me if you are more intelligent. I beg you.

>>50641882
If you've looked at European energy futures pricing, you'd know that they are, in fact, priced in.
Industries are already bracing for the crippling slowdown headed their way. The reality is that demand destruction has already been well approximated, and many business sectors will simply shut down for the winter rather than compete for their dwindling supply of oil/gas/coal.
It will be a harsh winter for sure, but at this point there's nothing left to play for profit off it.

>>50641882
>wasting everything to try to save midterms

>>50641879
i believe in only two things: anime, and my vix calls

This fucking curry loser is trying to bail out the bears. STFU. I bought 10k AAPL weeklies expiring next week if this faggot costs me 10k I’m going to find a brown person and

>>50641848
>>50641872
lol
>>50641882
just wait until the EU insurance ban comes into effect, or they implement price caps on ruskie oil and they stop providing it entirely, or of course one or two hurricanes.

>>50641938
who will make more money, UVXY call holders, or SQQQ call holders? (assuming the market ever goes down again)

>>50641961
Hate to break it to you, next week will be red.
Everyone knows this

>>50641882
face the music already, if our pea-sized retail trader brains can conceive of it, it's been priced in

>>50641961
And what anon?

>>50641982
They got him.
F

>>50641907
someone knows what's going on next week

>>50641808
Yes yes it all makes sense now

watz r some comfy tickers that are comfy regardless of marketz kondition

>>50641934
Check out ENDP, BHC, TEVA, or the bankrupt competitors like Mallinckrodt and Purdue. Pay attention to history and understand that VTRS is the result of a merger involving Mylan. All generic drug makers have benefitted from a multi-decade scheme to rig drug prices in the US. This is now crumbling. Legislation is about to pass that will allow Medicare to negotiate drug pricing and bring US costs more in line with the rest of the world. Corrupt drug pushing schemes like Opiods, and excessive price spikes like the EpiPen and Insulin are now being prosecuted in courts with no jury or deliberation. These companies are all being pushed to a well deserved bankruptcy, as their entire business model was built on raw abuse of the common citizen.

The specific recent news is that Medicare negotiation bill, to be clear. It's a value trap regardless though. Long term it's fucked like all the rest. ENDP will be the next to fall, then BHC, then they're coming for VTRS.

>>50642032
aapl, msft, wm, rtx

Fun fact: bears evolved to be brown to conceal their poop-encrusted fur, because they shit themselves nonstop during golden bull runs such as this one.

>>50641820
If you look closely. It has went above and below the lines slightly before. Unless it goes higher I don't know.

>>50642056
You bulls wont be running next week

The market dumped the last time Bullard started talking like this. I love how my entire net worth is dictated by a bunch of retarded boomers saying retarded shit in front of a camera

Im so fucking pissed, thousands of dollars gone just like that

>>50641966
neither, you only make money if you sell

>>50642032
VTI, VTV, VOO, VT

>>50642042
I see, I was honestly looking for a short term reversal but that shit is completely dead in the water it looks like. Guess I'll throw it out.

>>50641907
>Up 1% after hours
It isn't. You're being confuzzled by the start point of futures daily. That red candle didn't get any retracement in after hours today.

>>50641427
i considered carrying them as part of an automation play, i think that's a pretty serious long-term deal. unfortunately, cathie wood has made it into an overblown meme. the good stocks in that space were all hugely overvalued before covid. i really don't think the next couple of years will be anything but stagflation so i'm not gonna do it yet.

>>50642116
idk m8

>>50642123
Ah yeah ill avoid anything cathie touched. Ill stick to my amazon and apple stacks for now.

>>50642032
you want MAIN

>>50642139
Oh sorry I thought you were talking about the s&p. Nevermind.

Lads I'm bored, I haven't bought anything in six months. Current portfolio sits around $620k- $40k in cash and the rest in equities. Inflation is just eating this cash but I just haven't seen any compelling buys this year. This market is BORING!

>>50641938
wgmi

>>50642102
sell what? im pretty sure nothing would print harder than a 0dte call that just went in the money on one of these two etfs

>>50642116
>>50642139

better chart

>>50642157
I've been thinking of buying a 3d printer lately with my gainz, just a simple entry level one for like $400

Seems like a decent buy, get to make stuff and learn cad skillz. Thoughts?

>>50642157
buy 40k worth of UVXY it will cure your boredom

>>50642182
I have two friends who are obsessed with 3d printing, they each have like five printers and are constantly talking about the stuff they make. I paid one of them make a birthday present for my sister, it came out great. If you think you'd be into it go for it, just be aware that it seems to quickly transition from a hobby to a lifestyle.
>>50642199
Too rich for my blood. I never deal with shorts or options, strictly buy and hold up to this point.

>>50641882
Gonna be a fun winter with no reserves eh? Lmao

>>50641673
>I went from €42 profit to -€90 to -€36 in the span of about an hour without doing anything.
At this stage I'm afraid to fucking touch trading anymore

>>50641882
Long BOIL?

>>50642088
the market was disgustingly overpriced then. not necessarily so today.

>>50641961
>I'm surprised by the market's reaction when they called the Fed out on their bullshit and are already pricing in rate cuts in 2023

lol go fuck yourself Kashkari everyone knows your a fucking joke

>>50642218
no, you said you were bored, so now you have to either buy 40k of UVXY or short 20k worth of it

Is the market meltdown on monday?

A new blockchain will come with more power: Radom Network, the next Chainlink!

>>50642297
no monday is bull trap

Oh holy God of greed hear my plea. Let me win least 20,000 of the upcoming Mega Millions drawing. So that I may go on a epic KO share bagging spree before the next divvy pay day.

>>50642143
make a watchlist anyway. slap together some automation, robotics, and AI stuff and just run a valuation on it every once in a while. i use finviz to make paper portfolios. there's probably 2-3 years of runway on this stuff as the energy production profile of the entire world slowly begins shifting to nuclear-first.
but desu i'm not super excited about it overall. automation won't really go insane until we're actually like, running fission or fusion reactors on the moon and crashing asteroids into the dark side to go farm their metal contents. that shit is all 50-100 years away, i won't live to see it.

>>50642315
why the FUCK is there a FAGGOT ANIME word filter on TEE BEE AH-CHE

>>50642277
NO. But I am considering setting aside a little bit to sell weekly puts just for something to do.

>>50641882
>350 million barrels of oil
uhm that's 40-50 years of supply for the US

>>50642088
Markets are expecting another 50-75

>>50642032
REITs are very bond-like. you'll like what they're about to do, if we're in a true rebound. consider STOR, ADC, NLY, MAIN, STAG, and their peers. i own only STOR.

>>50641692
Gap at 3800
It will be filled

I'd like to give a shout out to all the chads who made money this week. Now it's time for a cold beer. Cheers.

>>50642346
more like 3 weeks of supply

s left?

Below is a list of some secondary earnings scheduled to be reported in the new trading week:

Monday, August 1

Activision Blizzard
Tuesday, August 2

AirBNB
Uber
Starbucks
Caterpillar
Wednesday, August 3

UnderArmour
CVS
Bookings Holdings
MGM Resorts
Thursday, August 4

Warner Bros.
Lyft
Block
Amgen
Friday, August 5

Western Digital
DraftKings
Saturday August 6

Berkshire Hathaway

When SIGA hits $30 next week, I want every bear in her to take a picture of them kneeling to my wife and begging for her forgiveness.

>>50641921
>100 shares
You are a poorfag and your opinion doesn't matter

>>50642364
50 is priced in

>>50642390
I can already feel my puts printing some paper

>>50642346
The SPR is for EMERGENCIES. Not looking better for midterms because the consequences of your proxy war and your own policies are fucking up oil prices.

>>50642404
Gonna laugh so hard when you end up selling at a loss somehow. You've had every opportunity in the world to profit off this pump and dump but somehow you'll fuck it up I'm sure.

>Monday, August 1
Activision Blizzard

>Tuesday, August 2
AirBNB
Uber
Starbucks
Caterpillar

>Wednesday, August 3
UnderArmour
CVS
Bookings Holdings
MGM Resorts

>Thursday, August 4
Warner Bros.
Lyft
Block
Amgen

>Friday, August 5
Western Digital
DraftKings

>Saturday August 6
Berkshire Hathaway

Bros...
I missed my target by $625
Do I need to join the army now?

>>50642440
It was legible before,autist

>>50642327
get rekt newfag

>>50642456
Are you vaccinated? If not better go get that jab!

I'm fucking fuming if I missed the bottom on amazon and apple

Radom Network, the next Chainlink

>>50642456
No better time, the physical requirements are bottomed out and if you're better than droolingly retarded you can test in to a role that will teach you skills you can actually use back home.

>>50642506
Dude, I'm 35. I already have enough skills for life
I'd be leaving a $200k/yr job to be be a 2nd lieutenant...

>>50642521
If you have such a relatively well paying job why do you care about 2k USD so much?

>>50642547
he's larping

>>50642157
You had all week to buy to bottom. Prices will literally never be this low again.

>>50642547
That was after losing $24k this year

>>50641921
Rocker you only have 100 shares? Wtf bro lol

>>50641399
Anybody know what's keeping the stock market afloat right now? I assumed the recession news was going to tank the market. Is this a pump and dump at the very end for the wealthy, or is this sheer delusion?

>>50642346
The US goes through 1-2 million barrels a day on it’s own.

>>50642436
I won't be able to hear anything you say over the sound of my lambo.

>>50642456
>Pays your rent
>Pays your utilities, food
>Just save money and invest
Is Army the answer, bros?

>>50642456
give it another month you only missed by a fifth

>>50642521
Sorry son, with an IQ like that you're going straight to Infantry.

>>50641929
Elaborate

>this is a stock pickers market

>>50642032
SCHD, FDVV, SPHD

>>50642603
At one point after that post, I was down $3k due to retardation
So I actually got saved this week even better than expected. Mostly SIGA and TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls

>>50642603
alternatively sign up and DCA until discharged
this is not spam gookm00t
NOT SPAM

>>50642610
You mean the marines

>>50641882
Another #bidenwin

>>50642592
Gonna need to put up more than 100 shares if you wanna win a lambo bro.
Try dumping 5+ figs in your next lotto ticket play.

>>50642593
I've never been but I can imagine it being a good choice for 18yr olds who need someone to pay their way in college/trade school.

>>50641882
Oil bros............... Yeah I'm thinking the hydrocarbon revolution is here

>>50642456
Bruh, you can't be pulling my empathy strings and then just drop >>50642521 on me wtf.

>>50642638
Marines has a stricter age limit. They don't want boomers like me. Army is 31, but might be able to get a waiver. Air Force is 39, Navy is 42... I could end up on the boats... or sitting at a desk...
I'm already too old to be a pilot

>>50642589
Hamburger is twice the price it was a few years ago.
So are stocks. Inflation go brrrr.

>>50642662
What about space force?

>>50642593
AF or CG if you must join

If bears were smart they'd ask themselves why there was no capitulation. I personally think being always-online has radically changed investors' psychology. You can now go online and easily find whatever info fits your bias. What's more, a sense of comradery seems to develop between those who are being hammered by the market, and things don't seem quite as bad when you're among frens.

>>50642638
He may be dumb enough but he seems too emotionally mature to make it in the Corps.

>>50642662
also IIRC from when I looked into joining officer there are specific start times for each service so you might have months to not fuck up before deciding

>>50642656
Sorry I wasn't more clear. I'm not looking for sympathy, I'm just trying to remind myself that I'm a retard
>>50642686
They're too disorganized and don't know wtf they're doing yet...

>>50642592
You’re not even buying a new Corolla with 100 shares, dude.

This is pretty promising

Radom Network, the next Chainlink

>>50642694
we are smart and thats why we shorted this week, youll see

>>50642702
you aren't as big of a retard as the guy paying 200k/yr for a skittish retard with imposter syndrome

>>50641774
Earnings are being released next week as well

>>50642724
That's true actually... though I am better at my cagie than I am at trading stocks

>>50642677
Inflationary? I suppose that makes perfect sense.

>was going to buy SIGA at open on Wednesday
>cancelled my order 30 minutes before open
>decide to get back in to MARA 10 minutes after the rate hike

>>50642694
Investors also learn... The markets turned bearish very quickly, the vix most elevated over months in 100 years elevated ytd, worst drawdown in sp500 in 50 years. If you wanted to get out, you got out, you hedged and you went cash thinking the floor was going to fall from under you.

Tell me a random stock to put money in

>>50642712
Umm sweaty, I also have 300 shares of GOVX, I'll have more than enough.

>>50642770
QLD

Thats the last rate hike right? Now wonder the bull run has started.

>>50642770
$WOOF

bitch

>>50642770
https://raybb.github.io/random-stock-picker/

>>50642789
no

>>50642789
>thats the last rate hike right?

>>50642770
What kind of anime girls do you like? I might have an anime girl stock shill image for you

The only project I'm checking right now is Life Beyond. cause:

>AAA Blockchain powered MMORPG
>Open Alpha is live
>Plenty of the upcoming NFT drops
>True Ownership of in-game items

>>50642789
PCE is up so no

>>50642809
>150 bps in September because there's no August meeting

Well dont know about you guys but I'm still feeling this is a downturn and many years of slow growth. Will be a good time to work at cinnabon and build grit and character through honest work and long hours. You know humiliation and work ethic, getting out and learning how to interact with people core business skills and all.

>>50642789
I doubt it, but I'd guess maybe only a few left.

I'm in the top 1 percentile for earners my age and I haven't had a date in five years. Some women actively ran away from me when I was out walking last night, minding my own business. I take good care of myself and wear nice clothes.

>>50642785
jesus christ... to think I actually thought you were somewhat credible but you're just another poor pajeet

>>50642856
Try not to look like a school shooter bro

>>50642856
You're not really missing out that much

>>50641539
>DID WE WIN SIGA JIHADISTS?
We won a -21% on no news, yes.

>>50642856
you should shave your head and wear a wifebeater

uranium

>>50642881
there was news

fake news, but still

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50642858
If I had the capital I wouldn't even be wage cucking anymore. I'm the best trader in /smg/ by far. Just because I don't have the capital doesn't mean I don't give good advice.

>>50642856
you got a snaggletooth thing going on? wonky eye? thick glasses? shitty, wispy beard?
or are you just black?

>>50642900
What was it

>>50642876
She was perfect

>>50642876
is that the same person? 2 much autism to even tell. If so, how far apart are those images?

>>50642088
>jewyork times

>>50642592
>pic
an MP4-12C is a mclaren, not a lamborgcheapie

>>50642856
You probably have a rapey mass killer vibe. You cannot change your vibe it comes from your inner self.

SOXL is going to hit $25 this month

>>50642876
It's crazy how much the pic on the right looks kind of like my exgf...

>>50642573
you can bounce back from $24k by just working and saving. don't do it.

>>50642856
U fat, short, and or balding huh

>>50642694
top signal

>>50642927
I have a retinal condition and some minor visual field loss. It makes it really uncomfortable to go out during the daytime so I usually wear dark sunglasses. Also food allergies and somewhat thinning hair, I guess.

>>50642856
Happens to me all the time now that I'm older. On Wednesday I went out back in the alley outside my apartment to smoke a cig before I left for work per usual and a young couple with a stroller literally stopped in their tracks when they saw me, and I could visibly see their fight or flight instinct kick in. I didn't even take notice of them either. In the past I would break the tension by saying something like "hey I Johnny fathands" but now it happens so often I don't even bother. I don't know why I give off serial killer vibes, I'm a very nice guy.

I'm feeling pretty bullish for next week! With all potential bearish catalysts out of the way there's no reason sentiment should reverse until at least September. And we WILL get a bullish lower CPI reading, a bullish Q3 GDP estimate, a bullish 50bps rate hike in September. Bears are gonna be on a diet of copium for a long time.

>>50642382
>>50642588
that can't be right, this is either 17k/day or 17m/day with funny european notation https://www.ceicdata.com/en/indicator/united-states/oil-consumption
got any other sources? ones that don't count barrels which are bought but not consumed.

>>50642900
>>50642931
FagDA said they haven't approved SIGA treatment yet do to inadequate testing. It's like, "yeah, no fucking shit, retards?"

>>50643014
TQQQ to 50 by Wednesday
SIGA to 40 by Thursday
Me retired on a beach by Friday

>>50642662
Navy would be comfy, especially pacific, you'd get to fuck alot asian whores

>>50642593
No. But go medical, intel, or IT if you do join.
>former army faggot

>>50643030
How nice of Jim Brandon to gift us all an early retirement! It's almost like we're all getting a piece of his inheritance.

>>50643014
>lower CPI
Ya sure, as the world scrambles to hoard as much gas as possible for winter

>>50643026
That’s been the case for years though. I can’t believe people buy shit without understanding it at all. People still think they make a vaccine.
I even had to explain that to mr.327k/yr $70/avg SOXL black man.

>>50643068
Oil went down chuddy chud. Next CPI reading alone will rocket us past ATHs. Your puts will be worthless, your leveraged inverse ETFs will get chopped, and you will get margin called. Hahahaha!

>>50643083
That's my point. This shit isn't news.

Radom Network, the next Chainlink. This project is the future

DAILY REMINDER

FED PIVOT - PRICED IN

ONCE AGAIN

FED PIVOT - PRICED IN

Wow, I just missed a PR about China wanting to shoot down Pelosi's jet if she visits Taiwan. Pelosi or not, China needs a nuke.

>>50643103
What isn't priced in yet?

>>50643103
It's starting to be, but isn't fully.

>>50643103
the best part is that the fed NEVER disobeys the market. if we price in a pivot they will basically be forced to pivot. jpow is such a bitch lol. lmao even

>>50643115
china, which will begin to be priced in now. they can only invade taiwain in october, which is when the VIX is slated to pop the fuck up

>>50642789

T B H wit u famalam I think we're in for 3 month of crabbing or slight upwards drift. Bond bulls are pissed about inflation and want a big crash to make it go away right this instant, but JPow is doing what congress wants instead. That is: make inflation start to come down so they can say "see, it's under control", and also don't tank the market too much so they can say "see, it's just a mild slowdown".

They're gonna try to have the appearance of getting rid of inflation without a big crash, at least until midterms. Problem is the energy speculators were only helping them bring down oil because they expected a big crash was the goal. If that's not in the cards we return to our regular supply/demand mechanics and geopolitical fuckery, which both dictate higher price.

It will become clear at some point, they're full of shit and haven't done enough demand destruction to put us back on track for 2% CPI. When that happens the bond market will have a shit fit. I think they're just gonna try and use mind-games to stall that moment of realization until after midterms.

Just look at marketwatch, all those bearish headlines. Couldn't get any more bullish than this, remember all the "slurp the dipperino" articles when we dumped? Always inverse.

>>50642987
*looks at calendar*
uhhh...sure champ whatever you say

>>50643186
*grabs u by the throat*
heh...last time you undermine SOXL like this...

>>50643193
back the fuck off?!?!

>>50643186
sorry I'm drunk I mean in august

>>50643204
*nuzzles ur neck*
so aggressive...

Anyway, AMDbros how we feeling about our earnings next week? Surely Intel getting heemed bodes well for us?

china's threatening to shoot down pelosi's plane now

>>50643252
oh no

think of all that kerosine on the plane

>>50643021
>got any other sources?
All of the other sources I have seen give numbers from 17-20 million barrels a day.

What if we go back to all time highs and there is still no price stability in consumer goods or our day today shopping. Do you think that it would all be worth it because you made money in the stock market? I guess it won't affect you then huh? Or maybe a better question... do the ELITES think that it is worth it to only half heartedly attempt to solve inflation? because right now people are waking up big time to the New World Order more so than ever before. It's crazy I'm noticing people who used to be Democrats now jumping on the anti-NWO train. Achieving price stability is of utmost importance I don't care if it sends us into another recession we are already in one and I really hope that the Federal reserve goes all the way.

SIGA TO 8 DOLLARS

Where's rocker? I need to thank that fat glowing faggot for telling me to short SIGA last night, he's paying several months of rent and buying the steak me and my wife are going to go eat. I sincerely appreciate the insider information he gave me with his post and the motivation to buy puts to spite him being cockposting anon and monke torture anon. Eat shit, fucko.

>>50643378
you're fat too

>>50643316
and what exactly are those anti-NWO people gonna do anyways
having a disestablishmentarianist political view is cute and all, but a "political ideology" is just a way to scam people as one of their "peers"
everyone in Airstrip One knew what was going on, but there is simply no life other than for the Party
have fun donating to some jew-loving libertarian in exchange for a pipebomb plush pillow

Now that the bear market is over, what happens next?

>>50643252
They wouldn't do it, her replacement might actually be competent and not undermine faith in the government or insider trade constantly through their cuck alcoholic husband.

>>50643376
80*
fixed that for you :3
*mews @ you*

BEARS R FUK

>>50643452
We crab in between these lows and ATHs for a while.

>>50643252
would anyone care?
>>50643289
thanks clearly i have bamboozled myself

>>50643462
Elon just needs to pump TSLA back to 1k so he can dump the rest of his shares kek.
He's been raging for months that he bought TWTR based on a 1k+ tesla price, and was scared he'd have to pay more shares.

>>50643316
The US total debt is 91.7T, while its tax revenue is 4.4T, this means that rates past 4.8% would use up all the revenue the us government generates. Sorry wagie, but inflation is here to stay

>>50643452
ever heard of the australian drop bear?

>>50643503
yeah it's a great excuse to get dumb euro backpacker chicks to share your tent

Any cash gang members left? The ship is setting sail.

>>50642436
>>50642404

SIGA could actually pump again, like more than you think. Prior to today, there were not many shorts, but now there is significant volume on the short / put side for the Aug 19 expiry. If any news happens over the weekend or reddit gets a hold of this stock and they ape into it - it could possibly induce a gamma squeeze, like a mini-GME scenario

It's not going to pop as much as GME did because there's not such a ridiculously high short interest, but still, the calls are outweighing the puts by enough that this may cause a gamma squeeze on the market makers who need to hedge this shit in real time

This shit has the potential of like when you hold an inflated beach ball underwater, and then you let it go and it flies out of the water into the air

>>50643429
>and what exactly are those anti-NWO people gonna do anyways
Most of them are just going to maximally empower the governments fucking them. At least, that's the plan.

>>50643429
Maybe they'll blow up something other than the Georgia guidestones this time

>>50643550
Right here, and I'm not falling for it. This fake pump is for the naive people who believe that all the worlds problems will be solved by 2023. Seems to be the consensus among midwits right now

>>50643495
But the the fed HAS to crash the markets, WHAT ABOUT MY PUTS?

>>50643601
>the world's problems were solved for the last bullrun

QUICK REMINDER THAT IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF

>buy soxl

Really everybody should be dumping all stocks right now. Every single business on the stock market is worthless. You are going to lose a lot of money.

>>50643629
Last bullrun won't be repeated unless they print even more money.

>>50643641
based, do you say that if your hookers take too long to get on their knees?

All the big investors are pulling out right now. They are trying to make everybody stay in the market until they pull out. Get out of everything right now. They might even lock the markets. Tell your trusted friends.

>>50643650
I PREDICT THAT they somehow weasel us out of this situation, but, 10 years later, Democrats use this time as a reference to why "money printing is ok again." All of Jerome Powell's work will be for none. But next time, I will know better. Put it all into the S&P. Every cheese check. No matter how many high flyers you see, ignore them. And put it into the S&P. Then the world implodes

>>50643378
Hope you closed those puts because we're going to $30 next week.

I can't tell you how happy I am that all of these fucking """value""" faggots are eating shit on INTC.
>UHH UHH B-BUT IT HAS A L-LOW PE

>>50643648
>>50643668
Based schizo, I'm glad I can count on /smg/ bears to keep me abreast of when the 'big investors' think the world is ending.

Anyone else short chips hoping Nancy’s plane gets shot down? Even tho nothing ever happens, got me some BAKA Aug 5 80p. Just in case. Nancy owes us. Bitch been raping the market w insider info for decades.

T bros, wtfwt at 5PM?

>>50643429
Let me put it to you this way my lifelong Democrat mother incessantly calls me on the phone trying to educate me about the WEF. She registered Republican and she's now voting at midterms straight republican. I never told her anything about this stuff, but most she knows about me is that I used to be involved with Ron Paul stuff before that fizzled out. She's actively trying to even red pill me on /pol/ things. My grandfather a long time Democrat and old school teamster it's now voting Republican as well in a misplaced hope to get rid of these libs

>>50643707
Fck Tim Apple. BAKA puts

>>50643707
I think shorting life would be a better bet.

>>50643719
Why is this thread turning S_M_H to BAKA? Wtf

>>50643725
baka

>>50642160
SAUCE

>>50643707
This would be a disaster for the Democrats. Imagine... Pelosi speaker causing World war III.

YES. This would serve Xiputin FAR too well

>>50643725
Based newfren

>>50643725
>this thread
You must be new, your optimism is too obvious

>>50642589
hopium and this is pump time. September is sell time, unless we reverse course. The big issue will be corporate earnings to justify stock prices. If there was a Walmart situation for aapl then shit would hit the fan. So far inflation has not harmed them.

Michael J burry made it simple. Consumers have no cash, max credit cards, no existing cash anymore leads to companies slashing via sales, price earnings go down, business start a strong layoff (lagging indicator). So far only worrying.

>>50643747
Lolbutthurt

>>50643747
Thanks Mike, August is looking great :)

>>50643747
Burry trying the snap one more time

>>50643771
even a broken clock is right twice a day

so pissed that i sold my tqqq in panic of it dropping. idk why i got so worked up, i guess im happy with my gains that i got and dont want to lose them now.

>>50643681
>JPOW will magically fix everything
How? There's not going to be a bullrun during rape hikes. Are bulls expecting rape hikes to end any time soon? CPI is 9.1%. Bulls are delusional, they're interpreting any positive hint in JPOWs wording as proof that rape hikes are ending. But they can't end

I'm working on a space exploration mission smg. Ask me anything.

>>50643789
what race your boss

>>50643747
dont celebrate pelosi's plane being shot down too soon, burry

>>50643776
Does Cassandra have a bad track record?

>>50643779
>guess im happy with my gains
you did good! be happy, spread your joy to those around you.

>>50643789
post bobs

>>50643789
How do you justify wasting so many resources on something that you know is completely pointless

Post some dabbing mumu pics for my collection, I'll need more next week to make fun of bobo

>>50643796
CIS white male

>>50643821
based can you see if Elon will let me in on the Mars colony?

>>50643648
>>50643668
This is a bullish indicator

>>50643789
Where are the aliens?
>just heard someone reference "the aliens" on a podcast while I was typing
I'm near. The singularity. The parallel dimension, I'm close to them tell me more

>>50643812

>>50643834
your skills? I need to more know about you im not the one with telepathy.

>>50643846
u r very beautiful, do the needful and send your number maam

>>50643812

>>50643812
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIR

>>50643842
>The singularity. The parallel dimension

"Dimension" "Relm" call it what you want its best described as a spiritual plan. Physical and Spiritual.

>Aliens
Just Angles and Demons from the spiritual realm. They war for you basically.

>>50643881
damn player likin' in yer style

SPX to 10,000 by year end.

>>50643911
like i said

FED PIVOT - PRICED IN

>>50643846
Bby i sex all nite hot lady like you. maybe i come to you for relationship an love in the future an hot sex

>>50643820

>>50643911
its time

I'm thinking we're back

>>50643684
Good enough to gloat post, good enough to close

>>50643925
>imagine the smell

>>50643881
/fa/ is just fucking weird, man. real fucking weird.

>>50643996
nah

>>50643805
Yes.

>>50643376
I would make so much fucking money

>>50644024
Me too, I would be so far in the money.

>>50641683
Just emptied my nuts into CREAMPIE
>CRMP heh :^)

someone hurry up and bake

>AMD passes Intel in market cap

Palling around edition

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>>>No.50641399

fresh, this will not be the last /smg/
>>50644168
>>50644168
>>50644168

>>50644173

>>50643807
i really should. ive survived the year and made a lot of money in a short amount of time.no reason to keep trading when im not sure what to do.

>>50643690
I'm a value faggot and INTC is only now tempting to me.
the play would be to buy 10k now and then 10k again if it drops another 10%
that second 10k should be a variable amount based on how much it drops.
maybe put 5k more in if it drops 5%, then you can keep the 5k to invest if it drops another 5%

theoretically of course. I'm looking at other companies.

Why was the thread deleted?

janny-chan.............

fed pivot? more like jannie pivot amiright?

>>50644643
>>50644643
>>50644643
>>50644643
>>50644643

>>50642404
This morning I said SIGA would go to 17 or 18.
Boy was I right.

>>50644584
tranny janny mad about siga dumping

>>50644173
At least we have this thread here

I'm like 90% sure the SIGA general is getting mixed up with the Stock Market General, so they're deleting threads.
Here's a new thread, in any case.
>>50644864
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