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Bull Victory Parade edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>>50637909

>> No.50639165
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Bull slaughter next week
Join us.

>> No.50639177

>>50639165
>says increasingly nervous bear for the 5th day in a row

>> No.50639186

I will pistolwhip anyone who asks for "SIGA cheapies" next week.

>> No.50639187

siga bros hold

>> No.50639192

here's your cute little red candle "eod dump" bobo, hope you're happy :)

>> No.50639194

unironically

no meme

not looking for joke answers, serious replies only please

what the fuck was that?

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Mumus, we're eating well tonight.

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SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>> No.50639204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

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>>50639177
Even if you're a perma bull you should be very nervous about this price action.

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>>50639177
Line cannot go up forever Mumu

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It's very satisfying seeing all the SIGA baggie cope today

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>>50639195
>A green close into friday in summer
As God intended.

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>Bought INTC at open
>bought siga puts that I quickly dumped after the first breaker for a nice profit and deleted siga from my watchlist
>bought more INTC

>> No.50639224

>>50639194
End of week dump is here so we can pump and dump on Monday.

>> No.50639226

>>50639216
Line went down for 6 months, Bobo. It's time to go back up

>> No.50639237

>>50639212
Unironically this. We need more disbelief, else it's an actual bear market rally.

>>50639217
I am fine with this (temporary) suffering so long as redditors suffer permanent (nonpox) scarring.

>> No.50639241

>>50639216
By now you should've learned to never use words like 'cannot' or 'must' when talking about the market.

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all you siga fudders know that this was some serious jewish behaviour with no real reason behind it but to rape retail

>> No.50639247

If you're considering buying SIGA calls on this dip, just be aware that the high IV is making the options prohibitively expensive and your breakevens are going to be super wide on long options

>> No.50639249

Just bought siga at 17 thoughts ?

>> No.50639252

>>50639237
I support California subsidizing tranny drugs and surgery

>> No.50639261

>US stocks up
>commodities down
Yep. Inflation already peaked and we're resuming the infinite golden bull run. Congratulations to those who didn't sell the bottom and kept slurping!

>> No.50639266

>>50639247
Thanks for the quick trading lesson NIGGA

>> No.50639269

siga sissies...

>> No.50639272

SOXL bros, we did pretty well this week. Should do pretty well heading into CHIPS and NVIDIA earnings. I think we'll be alright.

>> No.50639273

>>50639199
ol reliable

>> No.50639275

>>50639266
I feel like I have to post basic shit like that so swing trading retards on /smg/ dont incinerate their cash

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Imagine not taking profits right now

>> No.50639283

>>50639247
Depending on IV levels, a calendar spread might be fun

>>50639249
>thoughts?
Form your own opinion and thesis, otherwise you're looking for validation and confirmation bias. If you don't have enough conviction to enter a trade without outside opinions, you haven't done enough reserarch.

>> No.50639281

>>50639261
My thoughts exactly. I slurped all this week.

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>>50639249
Very good, how does $5 sound?

>> No.50639288

>>50639249
I bought at 8.
I bought at 10
I bought at 14
and again at 11
and I went in on margin at 20

There's no way this fucking faggot company doesn't make money. Literally no way. They could do no work from now until the end of the year and just sell licenses, and still make money.

>> No.50639290

>>50639252
Frankly, I'd say it's reasonable to prophylactically administer daily TPOXX regimens to all gays.

Our precious homos must be protected and are worth every penny.

>> No.50639297

>>50639287
I'll give you my fresh poop for $5 how does that sound?

>> No.50639299

I didn't know what to buy today so I bought some tumblr dogs coins and I don't even into crypto

>> No.50639303

DING DING DING

>> No.50639307

>>50639247
>making the options prohibitively expensive
Just print more money, bro. Our governments never had any problem with doing that before?

>> No.50639311

>>50639194
retail buying into the v-shaped recovery meme, worried they missed the genny bottom. Also EOM fund purchases, etc. There's not really any sane reason for this much green considering the uncertainties in the market at present. 'priced in' blah blah blah, jerome withdrew forward guidance, the future is a big fat unknown and this new paradigm of uncertainty has NOT been priced in yet. PCE came in higher than expected today, it's going to dawn on bullfags in waves over the next couple weeks that maybe inflation is going to stay persistent or even crack new highs (because there's more to inflation than just fucking gas prices) and that this is really what jerome meant about making data-driven decisions going forward.

Bulls had their fun but it's going to be a red august as uncertainty grips markets again and fed is on vacation.

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Ding ding ding! How did it go anon?

>> No.50639312

SIGAfags go to your own general, what the fuck

>> No.50639315

>>50639283
Lol with vol elevated this much on SIGA, calendar spreads are going to basically carry so much term risk its not even worth playing. Maybe tight verticals of BWB with wings covered

>> No.50639316

>>50639313
Look up TQQQ that's how much I made on my 6 digit folio

>> No.50639321

>>50639312
How about you go back to fucking rebbit, retard.

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>>50639303
>>50639313
>-6.02% after daily inflation

>> No.50639334

>>50639307
What the fuck are you talking about tard

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>>50639313
Loaded on puts,next week im getting real paper no cap

>> No.50639341

>>50639321
Take your own advice you fucking homo

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>>50639313
+.36%. I'm gonna grill burgers and drink beer tonight.

>> No.50639349

>>50639313
up a cool 70 bucks

>> No.50639350

>SPY close 411.99
lol they love doing this stupid shit

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>> No.50639352

>>50639313
I'm down

>> No.50639359

KEK SIGGA BAGGIES

>> No.50639362

SQQQ has a descending wedge pattern

>> No.50639364

>>50639313
I got fucked by gay sex

>> No.50639370

>>50639150
Been putting like 80% of my portfolio into PLTR
so far decent push 10% alone today but I've been playing it safe getting my position in.
They're going to crush earnings,

>> No.50639380

holy shit you siga niggers are so annoying

>> No.50639390

SIGA baggies, our discord group closed their SIGA positions yesterday, we're pumping FAZE now
btw as a whole we've spent $7000 hiring people on fiverr to spam /smg/ and other places

>> No.50639391

>>50639380
Biggest cancer since GME

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>>50639313
I am now 100% short the nasdaq and s&p.

>> No.50639396

>>50639370
I have a couple hundred shares. I like PLTR a lot.

>> No.50639400

times up mumu's
war with china starts very soon
:3

>> No.50639402

>>50639370
why do you believe that?

>> No.50639405

>>50639370
>PLTR
This one's actually interesting because tech layoffs mean they have a larger pool to draw from for their labor intensive work, no?

>> No.50639407

>>50639362
>TA on 3x leveraged ETFs

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>>50639313
Sold siga at $17.5 after I bought it at $15.2 on Monday. Roth Ira so tax free. Bought AMZN at $123 and feeling good about it long term. Hoping crypto follows the stocks and pumps over weekend.

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>>50639313
up Up UP!!

>> No.50639429

*sharts pants violently*
and that was my bobo impression

>> No.50639436

>>50639415
GL bro. Hope you make it!

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>>50639370
I have some PLTR too but ive been cucked lately with it. Not sure its going to ever do well.

>> No.50639442

>>50639313
up 50% on my tesla calls, 120% up on these in total

>> No.50639445

>>50639400
>:3
Consider roping

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Fuuuccckkkk... what a day. I am going to walk into the woods and think about my life this weekend. Pray and see what path God wants me on. For now... I'm holding.

>> No.50639451

>>50639445
>:3c meow!

>> No.50639453

>>50639370
>PLTR
Never understood why this generic staffing/outsource company is still valued like a mature SAAS co.

>> No.50639455

>all the coping siganiggas
Your short squeeze is over.

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>>50639436
Thanks anon. Close to quitting my job even though im not sure I can afford it. Just dont care much about work.

>> No.50639470

>>50639402
this among other things >>50639405
they are not as affected by layoffs and with AMZN profit margins being very thin they'll need to optimize (as will literally everyone) in order to keep themselves afloat.

Recession is literally going to make PLTR moon

>> No.50639471

>>50639449
Should have bought SOXL.

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50639476

I waited for a daily dip that never came. Also I got confused and thought AMD's earnings were on the 4th of august.

>> No.50639479
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>>50639315
Sorry, what I say calendar spread, I mean something that's diagonal, eg with different dates. Eg, here are two possible spreads based on whether you think IV will go up or down from here

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>>50639455
Well, this round at least.

>> No.50639503

>>50639350
It’s called pinning to the strike, stop being antisemitic

>> No.50639534

>>50639476
Still next week either way, expectations?

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Great week, made major bank on BABA puts.

Now I'm off to have intense racemixing sex with my Latina girlfriend. Have to go at 2 rounds with her.

Have a great weekend everyone, see you on Monday!

>> No.50639548

What the fuck is mobile global esports and why did it ipo at 4 and end at 11

>> No.50639550
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I cannot comprehend the psychology of a bobo. They come across as so bitter and misanthropic, and they always cry 'fraud' when things don't go their way. No self-reflection whatsoever.

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rate my portfolio

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next week will be the KO for bobo

>> No.50639572

How hard will naked siga longers be fucked on Monday after IV crush?

>> No.50639576

>>50639312
>stock market general
>NO NOT THAT STOCK

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>> No.50639598

>>50639380
>>50639391
>t. SOXL autists that don’t know how to filter

>> No.50639600

>>50639571
What's wrong with coke?

>> No.50639601

>>50639576
Yes.

>> No.50639603

>>50639551
>TQQQ
Bold but right move. I see QQQ aths at eoy.

>> No.50639604

>>50639551
poor/10

>> No.50639633

holy fuck why did i short siga. im killing myself.

>> No.50639642

>SIGA still going AH
Never bet against the monkeypoop.

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Genuine question for bears: literally why? Like can you even name a single reason you are bearish? All data this year has pointed to the biggest bull run in history. The world economy has never been better, we are under the leadership of the most popular and most voted president in history, polls show americans are the happiest and most wealthy they have ever been. The putin price hike is obviously transitory. Literally why are you so stuck in your ways?

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Every bobo will be selling and we’ll be doing right, doing it right

If you do it right
Let it run all night

>> No.50639670

>>50639633
>Shorting after a 30+% drop
????

>> No.50639683

>>50639647
meanwhile people are defaulting on car loans and paying mortgages with credit cards
every single thing on my amazon to buy list is heavily discounted
stagflation manifest
this is all bullish

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Heading into the weekend its great to see SIGA traders getting heemed on both sides. Ya love to see it!

>> No.50639690

>>50639551
Unironically this >>50639604

Job first, then savings, then investment.

>> No.50639695

>>50639642
We’re gonna get a CDC announcement over the weekend just like we got a WHO announcement last weekend. Monday will erase today’s losses.

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>>50639647
this is cute

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>>50639647
This but unironically.

>> No.50639707

Schwab wouldn't let me log in today to buy puts on amazon i hate them so much

>> No.50639708

>>50639647
Because we’re at the top! It’s been going up for 8 weeks straight

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>>50639688
I’m up more than $3k on SIGA for the week.

>> No.50639732

>>50639695
Yup, got stopped out, bought back in way lower.

>> No.50639741

Doomers got blown the FUCK out this week.
>he bet against America
LMAO

>> No.50639745

Let's flip through the record books on the rampantly shilled tickers on /smg/
>CLF -46%
>ZIM -45%
>SAVA -88%
>GEVO -80%
>WKHS -91%
>BABA -72%
>SNDL -93%
>NEGG -94%
>AQB -87%
>RBLX -68%
>BHS -84%
>DKNG -81%
>UUUU -41%
>SOXL -72%
>DWAC -75%

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>>50639647
Because get ready for another lockdown
Buy AMZN puts

>> No.50639757

>>50639534
I like to have space between my buys and EVENT that pumps the price.

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Getting cocky,too cocky there,mumu
It's my turn next week.

>> No.50639770

>>50639479
I know what you meant. Calendar spreads aka diagonals in high vol environments carry a lot of what we call "term risk".

>> No.50639782

>>50639745
You missed one

>OIL
+160%

>> No.50639783

>>50639604
>>50639690
I have $38k saved I'm going to average in throughout August now that Earnings volatility is over.

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>>50639647
>we are under the leadership of the most popular and most voted president in history
okay here's your (you)

>> No.50639789

>>50639670
its a false flag poster

>> No.50639792

>>50639732
If we get three days straight of ridiculous pumps like that I’ll dump my calls and buy back in after the dump. Learned my lesson.

>> No.50639802

>>50639745

>SIGA +400%

>> No.50639807

Imagine the bobo seethe when we have a cheeky +5% day when CPI comes out at like 8.2%

>> No.50639811

>>50639770
But don't you want different expiration dates to take advantage of IV crush?

>> No.50639813

>>50639802
Wow you made a 400% return? You must be very smart :)

>> No.50639815

>>50639782
And a certain game store, and fertilizer, and tankers...

>> No.50639820

>>50639247
>If you're considering buying SIGA calls on this dip, just be aware that the high IV is making the options prohibitively expensive and your breakevens are going to be super wide on long options

that doesn't matter unless the IV gets crushed for some reason. yes you can overpay for high IV, but if you sell and its still high IV, it doesn't matter net-net. you're not going to get low IV discounts for a situation like this, you gotta pay up for the volatility

>> No.50639826

>>50639807
The Fed doesn't look at CPI, the PCE went up for inflation meaning more future hikes according to Powell and we pumped

>> No.50639835

>>50639807
imagine cheering for 8% inflation (golly gee whiz it's better than 9%! pump everything!)

>> No.50639837

>>50639815
There was a trash related one, I forget what it was

>> No.50639852

>>50639788
Glowies make these posts btw

>> No.50639866

>>50639837
CWSFF would be a fun, cheeky addition yes. If you mean something like WM, I don't know how much that got shilled but it's held up pretty well all things considered.

>> No.50639867

>>50639815
>tankers
Those flopped when they were shilled the hardest. They've risen in mostly silence. Same for ZIM. Drybulk did get some well timed shilling, at least.

>> No.50639872

>>50639745
Does anyone remember when NEE was aggressively shilled?

>> No.50639888

>>50639866
Nah you got it, I remember big Don or whatever lol

>> No.50639922

Annnnnnnd we're back SIGA sisters.

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>New moon was yesterday
mumu bros I don't feel so good..

>> No.50639932

i can't wait for this chink invasion to send the markets into free fall next week. pelosi wants to fuck around and now she's going to find out.

>> No.50639935

>>50639551
get a job

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>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/? I'm having some Costco prosecco myself.

>> No.50639942

>>50639922
-23%
+4% after hours

>> No.50639948

>>50639313
I hedged too soon. The broker claims +0.84% but her options price calculations are off. At least this rally is promising for AMD's earnings next week.

>> No.50639950

Which thread did SIGA dump? I want to read the posts

>> No.50639954

>>50639867
>Those flopped when they were shilled the hardest.
Well the entire premise is "what if you obstinately bagheld since the maximum shill point". STNG at 19 plummeted to 13, crabbed, and is now at like 40.

You're right about other shipping plays being dicier though.

>> No.50639958

>>50639826
doesn't matter lol, market doesn't give a flying fuck about jpowpowpow he's jim brandon's bitch and gets on his knees to suck his dick to make him look good for midterms, they won't do anything to inflation so we keep pumping. market only cares about headline cpi and it will be lower. next months don't even matter

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The Stock Market is done crashing . The market will keep going up the rest of the year now that future bad economic news is already being priced in (look at the last CPI/PPI release dates where the market dipped and got bought up immediately). The real catalyst that will drop the market is going to be surrounding the next GDP dates. If the Q2 GDP gets released and its negative, the US Economy has until the Q3 GDP release to confirm the previous quarter about a recession which has already started. Funny how that works

>> No.50639970

>>50639950
If only there were a link to the previous thread in the OP. Alas, such a technology is beyond our capabilities.

>> No.50639973
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>>50639927
that must be why i slept even worse than typically. moon phases impact human sleep as it changes gravity

>> No.50639976

>>50639745
>No SOXS
>No SQQQ

>>50639807
We're basically guaranteed a 'drop' in inflation just from gas prices. Even if you're bearish over the next couple years this is one of the worst times to be so positioned.

>>50639415
The handgun in this picture is fucking with me, is this girl four feet tall or did she get glock to make her a custom 6 pound 10mm handgun with 8 inch barrel?

>> No.50639977

Defense stocks are doing pretty well YTD, should have held my NOC

>> No.50639978

>>50639950
look at the siga thread

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>>50639941
Just bought a rum bottle and some chickpeas,No gf so its okay i guess

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>>50639941
I'll take lemoncello with 2 ice cubes. Weekend smg is pretty comfy sometimes. Reflect over the previous week and what to plan for this coming week.
>>50639976
>The handgun in this picture is fucking with me, is t
Anime isnt known for accurate proportions.

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>>50639941
gin and tonic and make it double

>> No.50639995
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Oil bros..... How we feelin

>> No.50640003

>>50639994
Is that a good brand?

>> No.50640004

>>50639958
>they won't do anything to inflation so we keep pumping
surely between battling inflation (which affects 100% of the voterbase) and pumping stonks (which 90% of america doesn't own any outside of maybe their 401k), daddy powell would want to do the former until at least after midterms, right? He's going to retain max inflation fighting stance until at least october.

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Someone just died in SPAIN because of monkey poop and you guys are still bearish on SIGA.

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>>50639745
>DWAC
Gather round /smg/ and let me tell you the story of DWAC shills.

>> No.50640019

>>50639970
We would sooner find the technology to fix your minuscule penis.

>> No.50640022

>>50639941
Yes, I'll have a long island iced tea. Extra iced tea.

>>50639995
I assume every oil (stock) trader just logged off to get drunk after 11am.

>> No.50640030

>>50640003
>gin
Brands don't matter bro,it's gin

>> No.50640032

>>50639962
>confirm the previous quarter about a recession which has already started
uhh sweaty, the white house decides when we're in a recession. GDP prints literally don't mean anything and never have.

>> No.50640052

>>50639941
Got Pacifico on tap?

>> No.50640056

>>50640019
Man, I wish I could give you a response but there's simply no way to find or conveniently link to your post. Such a shame.

You may never even find the previous thread in the catalog. Sad!

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I find it funny the DWAC tranny is still here but no longer mentions it ever due to how much he fucking lost on it

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All my stocks keep losing money.

>> No.50640073

>>50639995
This roller coaster is making me a little nauseous.

>> No.50640078

>>50640055
2 months from now we'll be saying the same about these SIGA shills.

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>>50639981
Jesus Loves you- Pray to God and ask him what his path is for you- then listen. Have a safe weekend!

>> No.50640087

>>50640061
I'm impressed that whale was able to squat

>> No.50640092

>>50639973
interesting

>> No.50640093

>>50639976
>We're basically guaranteed a 'drop' in inflation just from gas prices. Even if you're bearish over the next couple years this is one of the worst times to be so positioned.
oh, so the drop in july CPI is going to be a surprise that pumps the markets? you mean it's not priced in? Weird that all bad news is priced in decades in advance but good news is always a pleasant surprise. Super weird and funny how that works.

>> No.50640094

>>50640078
We can probably start now with a 25% haircut lol

>> No.50640095

>>50640003
it was pretty good, price was right at around 26 bucks.

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>Market starts recovering just before i start a higher paying job

>> No.50640099

>>50639811
>>50639820

You will not get to take advantage of IV crush with Term Risk. In order to avoid term risk, do the diagonal spread but ALSO do a vertical tail put spread.

Never ever do calendar diagonals in vol rich settings. Do Term Risk Premium Harvesting (TRP). It is one the best ways to harvest VRP.
Your r multiple Is quite skewed, you can structure trades that have asymmetric r and be delta and basically vega neutral. Trading relative vol(term volatility skew) while harvesting VRP as well.

When you see your "max loss" on your trading account when youre selling a calendar spread or buying a calendar spread, I would take any payoff calculations from your brokerage with a pinch of salt because they involve multiple expiries .

These static payoffs cant account for various vol scenario that the far expiry. Usually such structures suffer in uptrend with vol dropping.. just be aware .. however if u have a great vol edge you have more cushion to play with
>>50639820
>. yes you can overpay for high IV, but if you sell and its still high IV,
K. What happens when people stop bidding up tails. Then you get vol crushed, which is what what you're handwaving away as a possibility, kek.
>For some reason
Lol.

Trading options is not a delta play. If you want to trade deltas, trade commons. Options are always a vol play.

The higher your IV is on long vol, the worse your R:R payout is, unless you get a right-tails event. But it looks like the juice is out for SIGA homophobe bros. No one is going to keep bidding vol when vol is so inflated unless there's some exogenous reason to bid on vol (commons get bid up too)

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>>50640052
Are you fine with a mini keg or, as they say in the olden ages, a "kilderkin"?

>> No.50640108

It’s over bobros…

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>>50640079
>jesus
I walk alone,i'm walking in circles but eh,it's my path at least

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rate my stock portfolio

>> No.50640113

>>50640095
The bottle certainly looks cool, maybe I will pick some up to make martinis with

>> No.50640122

>>50640093
Yeah it is, it's almost like one side of the trade is being more reasonable and intelligent than the other.

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I have a newbie question. Help a baby investor out. If my tax bracket is 22% and I sell a short term stock, what is the minimum percent of profit from the stock I should wait for to make the sale worth it?

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>>50640100
Niles, STFU and stop letting that whore Ex-Wife Cuck you.

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>>50639745
i'm up 64% on roblox

>> No.50640135

>>50640112
I lol'd, must post on here

>> No.50640136

>>50640055
DWAC will run again. In 10 years Google will no longer be a thing and people will look up things on Truth Search (TM).

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>>50640110
He will be waiting for you when you are ready. God speed.

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You faggots told me spy was going to 3200, not 4200. I’m 1 more green day away from losing it..

>> No.50640175

Why is the market closed on monday

>> No.50640181

WTF I INVESTED EVERYTHING I HAD IN SIGA AND IT FUCKED DROPPED 23 PERCENT TODAY?! YOU MISERABLE NIGGER MOTHERFUCKERS I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

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>>50640148
I know iknow,flesh still tempts me despite fully knowing its a curse,gotta work on that still.

>> No.50640196

>>50640181
were you saying this all week?

>> No.50640199

>>50640155
Don't worry. Once you buy back in we can head back towards 3200.

>> No.50640204

>>50640175
augusteenth

>> No.50640211

>>50640123
The capital gains tax applies to your gains. So if you make $1, you'd owe 22 cents. If you made $2, you'd owe 44 cents. Capisce?

>> No.50640220

>>50640175
Wut

Next holiday is labor day in September

>> No.50640226

>>50639932
China is bluffing big time. They don't have the strength to take Taiwan and fight the US. They haven't prepared and invasion either. Worst they can do is get a lucky shot off on a ship or two. But that will put a huge NATO sized cross hair on them and its game over

>> No.50640229

>>50639150
What do you guys think about shorting blizzard next week for earnings?

>> No.50640243

>>50640226
That's what they said about Putin

>> No.50640242

>>50640181
It’s already back up baby bitch

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>>50640226
I hope you are right Anon.

>> No.50640261

>>50640229
I don't know, i heard that new diablo game has actually netted them a decent bit of profit.

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>>50640191
>flesh still tempts me despite fully knowing its a curse
We all are- and always will have to struggle with it- It is a just struggle though. A sin is a sin- we are all sinners (have our own weaknesses) and Jesus died for our sins. Put on the armor of God and fight the fight ever day. God is good, he loves you, and he has a plan for you.

>> No.50640309

>>50640226
>They don't have the strength to take Taiwan and fight the US
> and fight the US
What if I told you that the most popular president in history wont fight them?

>> No.50640310

>>50640155
No our long term trend line is to 2200 bro, haven't you heard.

>>50640226
After the performance of Russia, how are we taking China seriously anymore?

>> No.50640313

>dumb fuck mumu's have no idea what is to come

>> No.50640330

>>50640243
I was saying that- and look how the invasion is going as poorly as I said it would

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VIXchad's assemble. How fucked am I? Willing to roll up, down, out, till infinity.

>> No.50640333

>>50640313
It already came retard, zoom out. We can't dump forever

>> No.50640337

>>50640313
post portfolio

>> No.50640341

I bet I lost more today than anyone else

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>>50640313
Don't worry bobro,we'll show him a good show next week.

>> No.50640353

>>50640341
Are you only considering unrealized gains?

>> No.50640354

>>50640333
Checked

>> No.50640363

>>50640341
It's not a loss until you sell :^)

Well, or the options expire worthless.

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>>50640347
You had your chances bobo. You lost.

>> No.50640371

>>50640229
You gonna post this every quarter now?
Go for it. You might make 1-2% but it's still gonna be loosely pinned by the merger arbitrage.

>> No.50640399

>>50640347
"One last time, over the breach."

>> No.50640403

>>50639370
I own a lot of palantir and it's one of my highest conviction stock but I would never have it be anywhere close to 80% of my portfolio.

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>>50639150
How the FUCK am I so good at day trading?

>> No.50640408

>>50640341
If it makes you feel any better my biggest single day loss was $15k on options

>> No.50640411

>>50640332
You’re probably fucked, but you might be okay. There’s always some bullshit around the corner.

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ASMB stock ladies!

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>>50640370
>you lost
I just like to take a nap,im waking up on monday.see you then

>> No.50640436

>>50640411
That's what I'm sayin, aint that the truth anon

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>>50640434
Yeah ill see you on Monday. Better get your rest because we are gapping up again.

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>>50640407
>2 days

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>>50640099
>What happens when people stop bidding up tails
>But it looks like the juice is out for SIGA homophobe bros

i appreciate your points in your post but i disagree with SIGA being out of juice. i bought my call options, so my downside risk is known with 100% certainty. selling puts would be different

no trading options is not strictly a delta play, but delta = leverage, thats what some people want. if we get some type of news over the weekend + the reddit apes get a hold of this, we might be looking at a mini-GME scenario. there is some good volume on the puts side of this trade now for the Aug 19 and we could get a gamma squeeze scenario. SIGA is moving up the reddit mentions ranks

>Options are always a vol play.
of course they are because volatility plays a major role in the price, but i disagree that they are *only and always* a vol play.

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>>50639760
>Getting cocky,too cocky there,mumu
It's my turn next week.
For a week or two yes, you'll have your moment bobo. But the melt-up is just beginning. Don't let bobo euphoria cloud your judgement when the time comes.

>> No.50640515

It’s over, SIGAnigs

>> No.50640520

>>50640460
>7/27
>7/28
>7/29
>2 days

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Today:
+1.5892% in the big basket
+1.6617% in the smol basket

>> No.50640537

>>50640515
My calls are up 40% since 2pm

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>>50640460
>>50640520
>3 green market days
Yeah, everyone is a genius when the market is going up

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I would like to remind you all that AMD earnings are next Tuesday

>> No.50640588
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Did you buyed?

>> No.50640601

>tfw shorted SIGA on the way down at $16
>already back over $18

WHAT THE FUCK WHY

>> No.50640607

>>50639976
>We're basically guaranteed a 'drop' in inflation just from gas prices
PPI says otherwise. Also, oil still near 100 a barrel.

>> No.50640617

>>50640560
Yup, have my SOXL locked and loaded.

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my conservative portfolio has done really well this month

>> No.50640636

>>50640530
what are in the basket's?

>> No.50640685

>>50640636
The big one contains stocks I got from my previous job. I didn't "buy" them, so I don't consider them as part of my personal performance.

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Imagine buying puts on chicken parm

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I gave up on SPXS. FUCK YOU.

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>>50640601
>>tfw shorted SIGA on the way down at $16
>>already back over $18
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY

this is why. t-poxx is approved in europe and norway for monkeypax. if push comes to shove - the US would approve it too if shit gets bad enough

>> No.50640799

>>50639745
LCI is still going to $60

>> No.50640807

>>50640243
And now Finland is going to join NATO while Putin is bogged down attempting to take what was once his.

>> No.50640815

>>50640769
>There are currently no human data demonstrating the efficacy of TPOXX for the treatment of pox, or the safety and pharmacokinetic profile (which helps us understand what the human body does to a drug).
kek baggie

>> No.50640845

will SQQQ get an exit pump before the golden bullrun begins in earnest?

>> No.50640867

>>50640815
>There are currently no human data demonstrating the efficacy

there wasn't sufficient trials / data for Covid, either

>> No.50640902

>>50640867
fortunately this isn't anything like covid

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almost 21 year old newfag right here. just got into this shit last week with $700 from the wage cage and a dream. got 40 shares of SIGA when it was at 15 something last week. I still believe in the gay sex. my parents laugh at me for trying to get rich quick off of this while they buy lottery tickets and scratches every day. I will laugh right back at them, they will see. Everyone will see, this is nothing like gambling, it is literally impossible to lose here.

>> No.50640909

>>50640815
didn't stop them from approving untested DNA juice, and tpox has already proved effectiveness against other pox.

Besides this dump is a fucking meme. If you >>zoom out<< you can see siga has these crashes a lot. There's fuckery afoot trying to get retail to sell.

>> No.50640910

>>50640867
Covid was a big deal though. Pox isn’t really that bad considering 99% of cases are gay men with multiple partners

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(you feel a warm, wet bull tongue licking your filthy bear neck)
mmmm... how's it going bobo? need a little help?
(i stroke your minuscule, circumsized, soft bear cock, hardening it instantly)
hahaha. been a while since you got the chance to cum eh bobo? well that's too bad...
(expertly slips locking chastity cage on your pathetic dick)
tsk tsk tsk... you should've known bobo, you never get to cum...

>> No.50640921

>>50640867
covid is a flu virus, which since 1st fucking grade everyone always said can't be made into a vaccine because they mutate too fast. facts don't matter, whether a govt orders 1 million doses of 10k euro sugar water does unfortunately

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>>50640469
>selling puts would be different
Anon, I... SIGA can only go to 0 worst case. There's your downside risk with "100% certainty", libtard.

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>>50640903
Kek... no is this dumb
Good larp, but you can't fool me. The lottery tickets is a nice touch, my parents also buy them

>> No.50640935

>>50640913
god i wish i was a bear

>> No.50640961

is 115 shares of SQQQ enough to make it in the long run?

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>>50640961
>long run

>> No.50641001

>>50640961
We'll revisit 55 ish very soon. But long run lol no, all triple leverage funds trend towards 0 by design.

>> No.50641009

>>50640922
ok so SIGA goes to 0 and I lose 100% of the money i had in the trade. so what? have you ever heard of position size limiting? I will either lose 100% or make 500% - thats my trade structure. its 100% OTM call options, no shares

>libtard
nigger

>> No.50641012

>>50640972
Did a kid draw this?
Look at those faces jeez

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>>50641012
>Looking at the faces

>> No.50641034

>>50640972
Those two are my wives

>> No.50641042

>>50640961
>3x ETFs
>Longrun
You never learn esemgee

>> No.50641047

>>50641009
>100% OTM call options
how far otm are we talking here and what's the expiration anon?

siga could be a harsh mistress until the exponential growth really picks up and countries start panicking

>> No.50641060

>>50641028
Crop the fucking pic then,faggot

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>>50641060
Okay

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Daily reminder Bulls Won

>> No.50641127

>>50641096
Their necks are also way too thin,forearms could be a bit smaller too

>> No.50641129

>>50641001
thank you bro bro. I will set a sell order on monday.
>>50641042
actually ive learned so much. it used to be naked options, then OTM spreads expiring the next day, tried some delta neutral shit which is too boring and one loss wipes out weeks of gains... I think Im actually being pretty responsible and conservative now.

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>>50641009
Siga can’t go to 0. They have contracts and no debt. It’s basically an essential medicine. People are becoming more and more retarded each day. I actually bought more on that flash crash and I’m already up $4/share on the buy on top of my original gains.
I thought you people knew how to out Jew the Jew. Grow some fuckin balls and find some conviction.

>> No.50641168

have to admit to sigaboys that they shilled it since it was 9. plenty of time to take profits from there to here.

i feel its kinda meme-y now.

>> No.50641190

>>50641009
don't move the goalposts queer, your original comment was
> i bought my call options, so my downside risk is known with 100% certainty. selling puts would be different
I debunked that and now you want to weasel your way into something else. Typical libtard, playing word games and failing to take responsibility.

>> No.50641197
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Can anyone refute this? Im very concerned

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Didn't buy nothing (stock related that is), didn't sell nothing. Did buy a mega millions ticket though (1+ billion dollar prize). Hell even if you get 5 (or is it 4?) numbers you still get 1 million so fuck.. I'd take it.

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Literally the fucking top fml

>> No.50641215

>>50640723
Did you switch to SPXL yet? I need a signal.

>> No.50641216

CLF tranny update ?

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>> No.50641238

Brazil bros I missed the BRZU pump because I was working in the west coast office this week.

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bo bros if we dont see some SERIOUS RED and SOON, im gonna freak the fuck out and PANIC sell into TQQQ

>> No.50641285

>>50639313
siga habbening was the highlight of the day. glad i didnt play it since my timings would have failed at least once. buy and hold would have worked better but im too impatient.


almost made few plays but im waiting for next week to see how things go. feels good getting finger on the market pulse again after vacation.

>> No.50641294
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I've made more in capital gains this past month than I do working for 6...

Absolutely surreal

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>>50641255
Vix down, dollar down, inflation down, bonds down, The Dow Jones Industrial Average up..... Yeah I'm thinkin we won

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All in on those cheap $30 SIGA Sept. calls. :^)

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>>50641255
We start selling on monday,it's fine

>> No.50641307

>>50640093
>funny
No, just delusional and sad. Every metric from the last 40 years is telling us things just keep getting slightly worse year after year. Yet markets never reflect it. Its almost like the stockmarket itself is evil, possibly even a daemonic invention, solely used to imbue as many people with sociopathic greed and blindness to the truth as possible before the end times come.
I just want to watcu everything burn now. No longer trying to make it big on gambling, i just want everyone to start suffering at the level they are supposed to.

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>>50639313
I'm actually making it. It's actually happening.

>> No.50641329
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Who's baking?

>> No.50641349

>>50641296
i was thinking about buying the august $25 calls, but I might buy half 25 half 30

>> No.50641353

>>50641329
you are

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>SIGA already trending back up to 20+
Wallstreet thanks retail for their contributions to the new yacht fund.

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50641392

Thoughts on Lightspeed as a long term play? I like their recent acquisitions especially Shopkeep and I think they're going to become really big in the small business POS space. Way better product than Clover and Square IMO.

>> No.50641397

>>50641255
So when you see the formation happening, breaking out of a channel, if it stays above the channel do you then make a channel from the low within the previous channel or the start of the break out?

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how did you none of you faggots find HKD?(neither did I, but that's not the point)

>> No.50641414

>>50641329

>>50641399
>>50641399
>>50641399
>>50641399

>> No.50641418

>>50641190
>I debunked that
you didnt debunk shit. the worst that can happen when you BUY call options is you lose 100%. i was just going along with your retarded scenario to prove my point that no matter what happens, the WORST that can happen is i lose 100% of the money i have in the trade.

i am completely aware of this fucking moron; thats how i structured the trade on purpose

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>>50641397
I think it would be the former. I guess this would be the bullish channel, but even from this perspective, today seems like an unusually green day

>> No.50641869

*knock knock* bobocuck, i know you're in there!
*cracks open the door*
heeeeeey buddy how's it going
pee-ew buddy you smell TERRIBLE!
what happened to you?
oh right!
while iiiiiiiiii was busy going on an epic bull run this week,
you were here,
pissing and shitting your pants
chained to the wall while the green candles kept going up on the tv
well it's the end of the week now but you know buddy you are DISGUSTING. i am NOT touching that.
guess you'll be staying here seeping in your filth. see you next week? maybe maybe not. good luck in there bobocuck!

>> No.50641892

I made$2k today

>> No.50642841

>>50641294
How?