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Real thread
>>50631938
>>50631938
>>50631938

Also last.

>>50631979
>>50632042
kek

Wikipedia changed the definition of recession to favor the Biden regime, and then locked the page.

>>50632556
that's it, i'm shorting wikipedia

>>50631949
why INTC low?

>>50631979
>>50632013
>>50632042
>>50632320
survived

mumus, im not feeling too good. might eat a loss because i think this rally is over.

There's some kind of new psyop that's trying to convince people millennials are worse than boomers

Um no sweetie millennials didn't print trillions of dollars in just two years

>>50632556
Wikipedia's co-creator literally outright said it's a leftist shithole now.

SIGA sissies why can't we stay over 22 :(

>GOVX

bears will short this chart

my plan to short the housing market failed

>>50633131
It’s in excellent scooping territory. Started a position and bought 200 on open

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50632556
kek

>>50632556
I hate this rag so much now. Even it's creators hate it. Redditpedia rots academia and the faggot "editors" complicit in it's crimes need to be lined up and shot

>>50632762
Do it and i'll kill myself, anon. in fact, if you dont donate within 10 minutes i will anyway

no ones gonna talk about the huge dump we just had? is anyone even here or are you all bots?

>>50633136
Millennials definitely barely responsible for the current circumstances, but they are lazy, do nothing, faggots.

How we doin mumus?

Recession canceled? Good, then you will not mind $200 OIL.

>>50633164
>huge dump
>everything still green
*yawns*

FED PIVOT HAS BEEN PRICED IN
I REPEAT
FED PIVOT HAS BEEN PRICED IN

OIL IS PUMPING,

OIL BARONS WE'RE BACK, FUCK TECH

too late to hop into GOVX?

>>50633136
shut the fuck up millennial shitstain, you're the boomer of the internet your kind shit up every website and bring your fucking obnoxious facebook meme page attitude and self-obsessed bitching and moaning everywhere, go sit on your marvel-branded horse dildo and choke to death on your own cum

Biden call a recession anything you want it to be just sign CHIPS please god

>>50633184
Basadk.

>>50633174
it just went from 1.5% to 1%. the green is fading. its gonna end red at this point. we should be on high alert and panicking.

>only $5k profit from oil

The Fed is going to drive oil up to $150 at this rate kek, I guess it's only fitting that if we're reliving the 70s that Arthur Burns 2.0 is chair of the Fed

>>50633184
As a boomer of the internet I know a keyboard warrior when I see one.

I hate Tesla so much

>the fed pivots
>dumbass mumu's: "this is good news!"
>the market dumps
>dumbass mumu's, yet again: "what the fuck why is line doing down?!?!"

i can't wait to see you get HOOKED
and you may be HOOKED

>dump GOVX literally right before it goes into the stratosphere
Still profit but what the fuck was that?!!?

>>50633208
we even have a carter-tier president to really complete the 70s feel

>>50633180
Key moving average is 101.80 or 101.90 or thereabouts.

Never posted on /biz/ before, can I join.
Pic related

>>50633223
the bear is exuberant, that's it we're pumping back again

OH GOD WHY DIDNT I SELL AT 1.5% I KNEW IT WAS FEELING WEAK.

>>50633235
You'll fit right in fren

SIGA bros wya? are we gonna pump today?

>>50633167
>lazy, do nothing, faggots.
not my problem

please tell me this is the real dump. I'm down over 70% on my apple put leaps

>>50633226
GOVX is SIGA on steroids, it's not for paper handed faggots. Absolutely wild Jewish swings almost daily. It takes a strong man to hold GOVX but it rewards people like me and punishes people like you.

>>50633236
Bobo got hooked. Meltup is now.

>>50633235
> can I join
Only if you participate in our weekly gaysex meetups.

>>50633248
lol get fucked bobo

Thinking of quitting my job for mental health. I know it sounds really pussy, but I can’t take the 70+ hour weeks and constant meetings and knot in my stomach. It’s like working in a minefield. Something always comes up last minute. I have about $150,000 saved outside of my retirement accounts and don’t have any financial obligations since I live with my parents. I’m thinking of leaving and going back to school, but I’m not good at anything really. Really sucks.

>>50633229
>Fed even more incompetent than under Burns
>Biden even more of a cuck than Carter and also senile
>Leftism even more retarded than in the 70s

>>50633136
>New
Millennials have been the punching bag for gen x ever since we were born, we literally crawled out of the womb and they started bitching we were lazy despite them being the ones raising us.

>>50633242
Unlikely. Catalysts (emergency declarations, sales, non-gay cases) are stochastic and right now SIGA bears a strong stink of reddit. That needs to be shaken off before a healthy bull run resumes.

>>50633260
Quit and enjoy life retard

>>50633184

Based

I am a millenial and I hate millenials

GODDAMMIT DONT DO THIS TO ME JPOW DONT DO THIS OIL STOP PUMPING STOP DUMPING TECH

>>50633260
instead, do what peter gibbons did and just fuck off while still getting paid

Yep, they're done with their speeches, so now PPT can take an early weekend.

>>50633260
https://www.amazon.com/Looking-Your-Self-Wrong-Places/dp/0692164413

>>50633260
How's your burp game?

>>50633260
Just quit dude. work to live not live to work and all that tree hugging shit. As long as you have a financial safety net do whatever the fuck you want.

>>50633257
I am indeed a bear

>>50633169
doing good not amazing, no leverage. Long on commodities, oil, miners and some defensive stocks, with some dry powder just in case.

alright guys im done for the week. flying out to the carribean this afternoon for lunch. see you on monday.

>>50633235
depends
you got any obscure, arcane memes?

>>50633260
>$150,000 saved

Wow, that's like almost enough for 2 new cars - I'm sure you feel pretty secure right now lol

Alright fellas send me some OIL tickers to jump into, wish I got on 3 weeks ago but better late than never. Oil is heading back to $150 and higher in the winter guaranteed.

I'm in GUSH at $155, what else?

>>50633260
ask for some time off first

>>50633248
I'd suck someone's dick just to get back to Monday's prices

>>50633260
>70+ hours a week
Yeah fuck that. That's not working to live, that's living to work. That being said, I'm still obligated to call you a faggot for mentioning mental health. If you aren't schizo you aren't trying.

>>50633250
can we still get in?

>>50633278
See heres the self obsessed bitching and moaning. Youre 35 retard and your balming your parents.

>CNBC interview
>Intel CEO: this is the bottom

Hello

Please stop redeeming SOXL. Thank you.

>They sold commodities in June

GAYSEX
A
Y
S
E
X

>>50633260
Doesn't sound pussy to me, sounds like you're a functional minded human being that has had enough. Sorry you're struggling anon, please take a break if you need one.

so close to selling my tqqq stack. this could turn ugly real fast. there is no mumu hopium anywhere either.

>>50633310
No, but I do have a humble collection of red wojaks that are coming in handy.

My stock of choice is crabbing

>>50633318
I genuinely don't know. Everything would suggest that there will be another Jewish dump at some point as it's going fucking parabolic as we speak. They have their hands in a lot of stuff like an ebola cure, covid and mpox vaccine, Marburg, etc. This thing has a lot of room to run.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BEGINS

fucks sake biden sign the bill, SOXL will keep crabbing until you do

>>50633288
oil keeps pumping
thank you for financing my permanent holiday in Thailand

>>50633307
Have fun bro

>>50633312
What's your YTD return?

SOXL IS RED YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate Intel so much it's unreal

>>50633372
damn... I wonder if it'll outperform SIGA in the long run. thinking of selling my siga and going all in on GOVX

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING STRAIGHT DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE

This was the gayest week in the history of the stock market. If they do this again, I am going to start feeling pretty fucking disgruntled and marginalized.

UH OH STINKY

I THOIUGHT THE BOTTOM WAS IN

The fuck are you guys losing so hard with?

>>50633416
WALLAH AND JUST LIKE THAT SPY WILL NEVER BE ABOVE $410 EVER AGAIN

>>50633396

Lmao, today paid for my three month holiday in south east asia, love me oil.

>>50633403
careful they will throttle your cpu if you type that

>>50633419
We're just trying to trade the market under some thesis that anything whatsoever moves it other than the political needs of our faggot president.

>>50633419
im losing my nut with your mom
she keeps swallowing it! the mad bitch!

>>50633405
Uhh no definitely don't do that, just deposit more money and buy if you want to dip your toes in. SIGA is a guaranteed 10 bagger. Don't you dare sell a single share until it hits no less than $50. GOVX is a lot of speculation and potential for dilution considering they are seriously talking about crazy shit like a covid vaccine that would prevent mpox too kek. But I'm not selling for a penny below $7

WHAT THE FUCK?

>>50633250
No it punishes people like me because I bought it at the top last year and have been bagholding since. I’m just watching and laughing at this silliness now because I don’t know what the fuck is going on

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PUMP UNTIL SEPTEMBER WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50633180
>>50633232
Correction: I was misremembering Erik Townsend's level of the continuation chart's 100 day at *$100.92*. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWPd0su2T9s&t=4570s

BREAKING

BIDEN PUKES ON CHIPS BILL DOCUMENT, SIGNING PROCESS DELAYED TILL LATE AUGUST

Every single time I size up on any fucking trade it fails.
Every single fucking god damn fucking time.

>>50633432
Uh I have two moms.

Today I got my trading account to 150% of my initial investment! it’s only $600 but it’s a big milestone for me :)

>>50633472
Congrats anon

>>50633461
git gud my friend its the only way

It's not like I'm sitting here revenge trading. I'm not trying to win my losses back. I'm using larger position whenever it seems to make sense, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME that's the FUCKING TIME it doesn't FUCKING WORK

>>50633463
>he actually has two dads for parents

such is life as a bull dyke, i guess

>>50633472
congrats anon! any gain is a good gain

>>50633431
>fund managers had piles of cash
>giant retail company crushes earnings
>NOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE THREE UP DAYS IN A ROW

ok just calm down a cup and handle is forming.

siga pump.. when?

>>50633278
I’m a millennial raised by boomers. Sometimes I think this is part of why I don’t fit in with my peers. Oh well, I will have a fantastic inheritance at a relatively young age

should i buyback on oil

>>50633488
And what will you say now, you stupid faggot? Go ahead tell me the fundamentals that lead to third day being canceled now that it's so obvious you stupid fuck.

>>50633496
>>50633279

HOLY FUCK NO NOT IN THE 80s. FUCK FUCK FUCK IM LOSING IT ALL

luv me oil
simple as
folks need oil for their goods and services
no oil company ever tried turning my kid into a tranny or a poofter
just making money
that's how a company should be

>>50633490
handle up mumu's ass you mean

>>50633486
>>50633479
Thanks bros !!

our time is near, bobo's

Am i going crazy or am I detecting resistance around 4100 for SPY? Time to get out??

buddy, look at apple computer

I SOLD THE BOTTOM ON OIL. FUCK ME

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON.

>>50633136
>new

>>50633472
congrats buddy, to be positive at all right now makes you a success in my eyes

IT WAS AN EXIT PUMP THE ENTIRE TIME

>>50633445
Well at the very least this could be your opportunity to get out. I think there is huge upside in the near future. Last year it was semiconductors that went fucking crazy, this is the year of meme viruses pumping every bioshit company into the stratosphere

>recession priced in
>let's not mention how the fed pivot JUST GOT DONE being priced in JUST NOW
>mumu has no idea what's being priced in now

lol. lmao, even.

FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING CHRIST IS JUST SOLD FUCKING COCKSUCKING NIGGERFAGGOTS

>The bottom is in

Haha XD we get the snakes to eat the pigeons XDDD

THIS IS A FUCKIGN DISASTER

Hello fellow oil barons. Our patience is once again being rewarded, FEELS GOOD. Recession has been cancelled so oil is free to reach new soaring heights :)

>>50633458
already priced in honey

STINKY!!!

>>50633541
I appreciate the kind words :D

>>50633556
>lol. lmao even!

I'm tired of this bot response. Quit being programmed, you homo.

i just /made it/
THANK YOU XOM
god i love oil

bear market rally priced in

>>50633571
>recession
>canceled
>this is why oil is going up

lol, lmao. you have no idea what is to come. this will be worse than 1929.

im fucking pissed. could have made a little money instead i lost a lot.

>Apple gappel

I hope this dump continues and that all of your fucking ~bobos~ or whatever who have been gloating your asses off as part of a demotivational psy-op can go FUCKING DIE.
GO STARVE TO DEATH FAGGOTS. GET POOR.

soxl sissies...

> t. all in on SQQQ and UVXY

>>50633588
amzn up 15% in one day - priced in

RAD is pumping. Buyout is coming

BUY BUY BUY

Sold my 140k worth of UVXY calls at a 50% loss because I realized I might actually make money

I'm watching Mr Hollands Opus. Ask me for financial advice

fucking nigger market

What's everyone freaking out about? Nasdaq and S&P are still up 50 points

>>50633620
>Mr Hollands Opus
Isn't that just Stand and Deliver with music?

>>50633631
please, sir, cool it with the antisemitism

I consider my portfolio high risk and I'm only down 0.4% right now. what are you guys in that you got dumped on?

>>50633141
>govx
yes thank you to the kind anon who recommended that to me. i bought like 30 shares. it's one of my first stock purchases and i'm very happy about it.

Sold TQQQ at the top today, i guess it was a good day

Finally

whats your fursona name anon? what kind of animal are you?

>>50633641
Dunno. Ive only seen it once back in 95 when it first came out. I remember it being good though

Inflation is... le peaked!

>>50633661
Congrats, anon

I just wanna see some bank get liquidated and cause the shit and piss to drop 700 points on a single candle, is that too much to ask for?

>>50633666
pooper, i'm a wolf puppy (of wall street)

>>50633556
>>mumu has no idea what's being priced in now
not knowing what's still left to be priced in has already been priced in. cope harder bobo

>>50633671
I saw Jurassic Park in theaters.

>>50633666
I like to think I'm a wolf, call me Wolfie :)

>>50633678
If this happens to any bank, it's gonna be SOFI.

i really should just not trade at all. im already up a bunch this year. im just gonna lose it all trying to keep trading.

>>50633604
just tripled down on VIX long calls. THEY WILL PRINT

Why are leveraged ETFs suddenly being referred to as "geared funds"? I've never heard this term until very recently. What jewish tricks are they playing with the financial overton window doing this?

>>50633692
>92
KWAB

....is GOVX a good investment?

>>50633678
Not possible. They have computers hooked to the banks with infinity liquidity

>>50633618
THANK YOU. I'M STILL HOLDING $13K OF VIX 8/17s at 26 & 8/24 at 25. BALLS OF STEEL. THE TA IS RIGHT CHUDS! VIXCHADS ASSEMBLE

>>50633721
Haha yeah awooooo

>>50633472
Very nice friend, congrats.

C-china bros whats happening

>>50633171
Oil bros... YEAH I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

true SIGA dump is starting I hope, time for SOXL to pick up the pace (biden wake the fuck up)

>>50633691
I saw Tim Burtons nightmare before Christmas in theaters with my grandmother and I started barfing and then the entire theater started throwing up and everyone left. Have never seen it since.

The government is just going to gaslight us and say we’re not in a recession?

>>50633692
>What's wrong with Wolfie?

SIGA DOUBLE TOP

>>50633720
I think we all know. I've also heard that in Britspeak before though.

I will never buy another Intel processor for as long as I live.

>>50633723
it will be once the poz becomes airborne

>>50633725
are lehman moments not possible anymore?

>>50633751
Probably for the best. Musicals are the big gay.

>>50633759
WOLFIE'S FINE HONEY

>>50633759

>>50633757
They already did.
>Biden shuffles on to the stage confused and squinting
>approaches the microphone
>the recession is cancelled
>refuses to elaborate
>does a 360 and walks away.

USAC isn't going down... We got fucking scammed bros... It's LITERALLY impossible for it to drop in 2 weeks...

>>50633772
Correct. And I quote ‘they never removed the structures built after 2008 collapse’ from a fed insider

I'm still holding high five figures of SQQQ from June. Am I retarded?

>>50633789
Kek

>>50633780
I like Sweeny Todd

>>50633772
100x leverage firms get bill hwang'd

>>50633789
You made this old man literally lol.

>>50633786
You're foster parents are dead.

WILL SPY TAKE 410??? WILL IT BOUNCE OFF OF RESISTANCE??
TELL ME, MY FOLIO DEPENDS ON THIS

>>50633811
Bro...

>>50633691
i hate theaters. Knowing that I can spend $20 and watch it whenever I want at home with my own popcorn and soundbar on my comfy couch is the most based feeling

>>50633728
lol you poor bastard

when my funds settle im just going to make the most rash and quick purchase i can. wont sit around thinking about the price or how fast its changing or anything.

Ok SOCKSEL bros, we're back.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand just like that Bobo god hooked again. Let's go! We bussin straight to all time highs :D

I'm not scaling my size back until I get at least ONE SINGLE FUCKING TRADE THAT WORKS

aaaaaaand we're back

Bullish (but let it dip some more first)

>i sell
>market pumps again
i fell for max pain again.

I waited all week not to fomo into SIGA just to do it yesterday at the peak. feels bad man.

>>50633720
gears reduce workload in a pulley system retard

>>50633848
Yeah don't do that bro, revenge trading never works well. Just throw it into an index fund and call it a day.

>>50633846
hahaha, i mean worst comes to worst Im already up $50k this week on my passive Jew boomer managed account. I just bobo part time in this clown world. Decided to hold my dick and take some risk this week. I guess the jboys would rather give me $50k in long gains but let the CBOE take my options. It's all gravy either way. None of this is even real.

>>50633843
Home theaters are really good these days, but I still think there's merit to a full theater experience. That being said, modern movies are trash and certain Americans ruin the experience as a whole. So fuck it, crab legs at home it is.

>>50633708
Wgmi. Fuck these idiot FOMOers

>>50633877
SIGA was due for at least a little pullback before it legs up again. I wouldn't lose sleep over it

>>50633798
>360 and walks away
That would be 180

I AM LITERALLY CONFRONTING THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW AND I WILL FUCKING DIE TODAY BEFORE I STOP TRADING AT THE SIZE I'M TRADING UNTIL I PROVE THAT IT'S THE UNIVERSE THAT'S A FUCKING GAY FAGGOT AND IT IS IN FACT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE A WINNING TRADE AFTER INCREASING STACK SIZE
WE'RE DOING IT HERE AND NOW
I WILL GET CHOPPED UP BY THIS MARKET UNTIL I AM BANKRUPT AND HUFFING AN EXHAUST PIPE OR I WILL GET A SINGLE FUCKING GOOD TRADE OUT A SLIGHTLY LARGER POSITION SIZE THAN THE ONE I'VE BEEN TRADING WITH

>>50633888
That's absolutely merit to it, I couldn't imagine watching Top Gun Maverick at home.

>>50633898
that's the joke

are Stochastic rsi + vwap any good as indicators?

>>50633898
Newfag

>>50633915
>Top Gun Maverick
I can't believe they let that manlet fly Hornets.

>>50633872
Very cool and totally not a fake and gay market at all.

>>50633931

>>50633903

>>50633939
Lol, he's definitely dedicated to his profession

>>50633888
Now that you mention it, I did see "They Will not grow old" at some meme theater where they bring you food and the seats are nice. I suppose if you're an aristocrat and you want to eat a tomahawk steak with a few bloody mary's while watching the avengers it could be enjoyable.

During 2020/2021, HBO released all of their content directly on HBO Max since the theaters were closed, so for $15/month, you got the movie theater experience at home (in addition to the Sopranos).

SIGA sissies, we're fucked :(

>>50633978
Zoom out

>>50633969
Watching the sopranos right now. Don't know how a let a show this based fly under my radar for so long.

SIGA TO 18
SOXL TO 20
NAO

>>50633959
Also shocked they didn't have any arrestor cable (((accidents))). That Scientology armor is bulletproof.

>>50633978
It literally doubled in a fucking month, you fags need to calm down.

>>50633978
I waited to so long not to FOMO and I fucking didnt- feels bad.

>>50633992
Obligatory "Watch Rome, Mad Men, and The Wire afterwards"

alright i just finished masturbating. now the market can start moving in my preferred direction (which is a secret)

>>50634024
Already seen mad men, 10/10 show. Was planning on watching the wire after, will add rome to the list.

>>50633969
>so for $15/month, you got the movie theater experience at home
there are other ways, friend

God damn, look at the volume on GOVX

inctels are doing lil something.

Decent day for TUSK

>>50634024
Don't forget breaking bad

>>50633992
>And where are the romans now?
>your lookin at em asshole!

>>50634059
Piracy is theft and I have forwarded your post to the authorities.

>>50634074
That’s not hbo my man.

I laughed at this guy, turns out I was the stupid one...

INTC $38 EOD

>>50634098
True detective season 1 is great but it's very dark and quite disturbing at times

>>50634125
they'll all be bankrupt in less than a year so who cares?

>>50634125
words and numbers arent real

Is this a double bottom or double top ?

>>50633472
You are doing well. Keep up the good gains!

LET'S GO *clap clap* MARKET *clap clap*
come on everybody together
LET'S GO *clap clap* MARKET *clap clap*

>>50634125
>+1,209.03 (350.89%) past 5 years
Wtf man

>>50634131
imagine NOT buying at open

>>50634138
I would add Chernobyl to the list as well. It's like six episodes but it's well made, assuming you're not a butthurt Russian.

>>50633888
the only reason to go to the theatre is if its
a. a classy establishment (nigs spics and white trash cant afford/get turned away at the door)
b. serves drinks and food to enjoy with the show with clean space and comfortable and roomy seating
The AMC way of packing everyone in like sardines in a used grimy sardine can and kicking them out as soon as possible for the next group of deens while charging 20 bucks for a ticket and another 20 or more for 5 oz of popcorn to watch trannies jews and nigs talk down to you on a big screen needs to die

>>50634079
Ummm hello, FBI? Yeah this guy tried to download a car!
>>50634125
>what is market cap
I think we need to bring back literacy tests for voting. And this man's poor understanding of stocks simply reinforces my belief. Also I thought the talk of tesla being $200 was from bulls talking about it's price after the proposed 7:1 split?

>>50633571
Earnings next week

>>50634148
It’s over. Put your gains in VTI gold and 2 year treasuries and think for a while before you do anything else. I’ve seen it happen so many times. You won’t listen but at least I tried

>>50634148
it’s called the double sigga sistas

>>50634167
well produced but its not very accurate
>inb4 butthurt russian

STOP FUCKING PUMPING I ALREADY SOLD DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO KMS

check the VIX

>>50634125
43.12B vs 902.31B
those are the mumus we compete against bobros

>>50634167
Christ I forgot about that one. Thank god there is 1 streaming service that isn't complete trash left.

>>50634208
Yeah ok Artyom

>>50634218
We're winning. Seethe, chud. *stinkily farts in you're direction*

>>50634131
>>50634164
its down 8 percent, why are you guys bullish?

>>50634240
because it's going up, retard???

called earnings and SIGA wrong... feels bad man.

>>50633310
lol no refunds

So uhh, why hasn't anyone been talking about the SPY gap on the weekly at 391?

>>50634279
If we don’t say anything the market won’t notice us.

I FUCKING HATE SIGA SO MUCH

>>50634232
Yeah HBO Max surprised me as well. It does have a fair share of shit but it's outnumbered by quality shows/films.

>>50634240
Buy when it goes down
Sell when it goes up
Don't be a dog chasing cars nigger

Felt good buying the generational bottom of INTC at open

>>50634279
that's secretly what i need to have happen monday! oh shoot i just told my secret!

Hol up so RSI on SIGA hit 75 and you doubleniggers didn't sell?

I am in a mexican tier clinic room. Pretty sure all the equipment is from when he first got his license and the man is 80

>>50634240
see >>50629802

>>50634309
I only bought 5 shares at $35.59
Will it ever return for me?

posting to reach bump limit faster so we can get a new thread so i can post something interesting and get (You)s.
i am cancer.

Well thats it, Im roping. I bought todays top after sitting out the whole pump, and now Im in the red, its been nice talking to you losers

10y is in free fall while the 6m and 1y are still rising

>>50634345
Yeah just wait for a reverse split and you'll be rich :)

>>50633167
There is nothing to be done.

>>50634321
these are the people deleting constructive criticism on reddit and gaslighting on twitter KEK

>>50634321
what is RSI?

>>50634356
i don't know what those words mean but that sounds bullish af no cap fr

>>50634356
Bonds are the true clowns

>>50634329
Reminds me of when I went to a shitty minute clinic while on a trip because my ears never popped from the plane, my hearing was muffled and it was starting to hurt. The “doctor” stuck some kind of instrument in my ear and said he found something he didn’t recognize “in there” and just poked at it. I went to a real doctor months later who told me the exact problem in a minute

>>50634321
I'm never selling

>>50634384
Rating of Stock Intelligence.

>>50634384
Rate of (in this case) SIGA Infection - i.e. the number of other traders a SIGA holder tells about their positions. 75 is a very high value.

>>50633288
We warned you repeatedly that this is a commodity bull and tech garbage is going to zero.

>>50634321
Lmao ugly bitch hee hawin mf

>>50633167
>>50634364
he's right. i'm late gen-x. the nihilism my generation has nutured to maturity, the kind you see elon put on display, is appropriate for millenials to inherit. being whiny and entitled comes from boomers. gen x is just permanently angry.

Today is the reversal. You melt-up-mumus got too cocky and now the eternal jew is going to dump their holdings for your shekels.
The only things worth holding next week will be SIGA and GOVX.

>>50634384
Retard's Sexual Interest

Amazon bros we won

>>50634422
my 43 shares of GOCX will make me rich

>>50634384
Rectal Surgery Imminence (Index).
When it goes too high ya gonna get raped.

>>50634431
Anime needs to be banned.

>>50634413
and that is a sell signal? wouldn't it be bullish if traders tell other traders about their investment?

>>50634414
thistimeisdifferentjpowsaidso.jpg
i bought 10 in VIX calls

>>50634451
Hype usually peaks at the market top. Notice how SIGA's RSI is dropping? That's what that means.

No one wants to boast about their losses on a falling knife stock.

>>50634425
>>50634437
nice!

>>50634451
it means the insiders and early retail traders are finding bag holders while they lock in gains

SIGA YOU CAN STOP DUMPING RIGHT NOW OK

>>50634468
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rsi.asp
If you didn't google it already

>>50634452
i tripled down on VIX today, been holding since monday. What are your stikes and exp dates?
>50 contracts 8/17 @ 26.00
>25 contracts 8/24 @ 25.00

>>50634479
hold on it needs to get me in at 18 before it can pump

>>50634479
WRONG
THE BEAST SHALL DIP MOAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

>>50634479
WTF IS GOING ON YOU FUCKIN SIGGERS? WHY AREN'T WE @ 30 YET?

>>50634505
need more piss orgies.

>>50634384
Real Stinky Indicator
Lets you know when things are uhoh stinky status

>>50634501
>>50634502
>>50634505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DOUBLED DOWN YESTERDAY BEFORE MARKET CLORSE

>>50634524
>>50634524
>>50634524
>>50634524
fresh

It’s hard not to pull the trigger on Intel and comcast right now.

>>50634491
22 strike for 8/17. also short vert spread on MSFT for 9/16 at 295/300

>>50634537
Just put them out of their misery

>>50634526
you and me both