/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50623510

First for always sign a prenuptial agreement before marriage.

ew no links

Dude, no shit. I mean sell-to-open. If you sell a call or a put, to open, that means it pops up on OI as "1".

>futures up another 0.03% since i last checked
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>futures already sinking
See you tomorrow,mumu

>>50623542

Just wait:)

Apparently there is a furious edit war happening on the wikipedia page for recession today. They're trying very hard to erase the fact that recession is, by definition, two consecutive quarters of negative gdp growth.

>>50623554
>>50623555
>Up another 0.01% since this post
BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Apple really got away with literally not giving guidance huh? If any other stick did that it would’ve automatically dropped -5%

>>50623566
Nigga Idk what futures you looking at lmao

>see clickbait on msm about huge layoffs coming
>open clickbait article
>"Economist Peter Schiff predicted"
>close article

Great night bros, feeling great.

>it's not a recession because I said so
Look I don't give a fuck if it's bull, bear, or crab market. I don't like being lied to

>>50623581
men that have sex with men is pretty bullish

>>50623442
Dude, no shit. I mean sell-to-open. If you sell a call or a put, to open, that means it pops up on OI as "1"

>>50623555
Yes, it will go up even further.
The Golden Bullrun has begun.

>>50623574
yahoo finance. it says its up 1.18%...oh shit now its only 1.16% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL IM GONNA LOSE IT ALL WHY DID I BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50623587
They literally changed the definition of a recession so they didnt lie.

uranium

You can’t stop me from buying INTC

>>50623565
Are you trying to imply that your Lord and Savior, the government, is somehow incorrect? You anarchists need to be rounded up!

>>50623606
Being deceptive like that is the sin qua non of fraud. Actual fraud. Fuck them in the anus. I hate rats

>>50623510
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

bobochuds, at least we got the dow...

mumu. do me a favor will you lad. could you check the US GDP number? I believe it came out earlier to me.

>>50623623
I'm buying INTC when you sell to me at $27. Thanks in advance.

>>50623606
They didn't change it.

you thought the meltup had already happened but you havent seen the real meltup that is about to happen

>>50623680
Bobo do me a favor and check your portfolio.

Bull bros... I almost feel bad for winning so much

>>50623694
you know what they say mumu. in the short term the market is a voting machine. but in the long term, the market is a weighting machine. and that weight? it's going down...

Im honestly feeling we are back in buying mode. Bears strike fast and with panic. Its been a slow and boring past few weeks. Tech large caps are slowly climbing towards aths. Im willing to buy here and I see aths for some of these companies at eoy. Recessions are backward and markets are forward. Im feeling good again about risk on.

Can someone explain to me
US Steel has a quarterly earnings of $3.86 annualized to 14.44 while the stock price is 22.60. This gives a PE ratio of around 1.5. So far so good.
Now, they give less than 1% annualized dividend and the stock has been ranging from $5 to $20 FOR YEARS. Where is all the money going?

>>50623680
STOCKS bottom 4 months prior to the recession bottom. It's over Bobo, it's my turn.

Tomorrow is going to be red, people will want to sell off their gains. Same thing happened last month with the rate hike. Stay on your toes mumus

>>50623743
>steel
Switch to aluminum

Quick reminder that if you’re not having gay sex right this very instant then you’re NGMI

>buy soxl

Would I be retarded if I bought 100 intc tomorrow and just sold calls on it?

>>50623743
>Now, they give less than 1% annualized dividend and the stock has been ranging from $5 to $20 FOR YEARS. Where is all the money going?
Let me tell you a story about this little thing called ROIC..

Ahhhhhh my feet aren't cute enough to make it. I'm buying more JEPQ. Either way I win

>>50623571
This is why I stopped studying for the CPA exam and started selling OTM SPY strangles. Words and numbers dont matter.

>>50623510
What is Cramer buying? I need to know what to sell.

>>50623599
This is exactly what I expected from smg during a bear market rally lol

>>50623746
>Recession will be over in 4 months

>>50623606
>Double speak
Yep. It’s over. These are the end times.

>>50623727
Bear market rally top signal, time to go short

The S&P is poised for the single greatest second half in its entire history, we call that a Biden win!

>>50623571
Wait. AAPL seriously didn't give guidance today? That's a giant red flag

>>50623760
Do you think it's a coincidence that AMZN stock closed flat since you started working there, and now starts pumping again as soon as you left?

>>50623816
>That's a giant red flag
heh...

>>50623727
Did Cramer tell you all that goy?

>>50623752
Tomorrow will be bigly green. Apple and amazon are going to carry the entire market to green land.
>>50623571
>>50623816
Nah companies do it all the time. Not a big deal.
>>50623830
Kek no.

>>50623616
>autoimmune bro
I got diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis last year. Also got trouble with moving and being exhausted, but the dmard drug I'm on is helping. Wish you well.

>>50623681
I’ll buy it down to $1

>>50623816
if AAPL didn't give guidance, missed revenue and AMZN had -270% EPS then friday and next week should be bloody. UVXY chads, they can't contain us much longer.

>>50623748
BTU put selling still the most comfy play in my portfolio.

they might be up to something

>>50623809
Nancy Pelosi and gang cash out Friday- here comes the drop.

>>50623841
Smart. I hope you have the balls to actually stick to that plan. It'll rebound I just don't think it'll happen soon.

>>50623565
this can't be real. Why tf are so many people trying to change the definition of a recession?

what are some good books to read to TA or some good videos on it? I need more in depth info before I actually start trading. I only ever bought crypto and held. To be fair I got lucky and was able to make a solid 30k but I am willing to put in the time to learn about stocks themselves.

>>50623791
Recessions last on average 11 months. If we've been in a recession for a large part of this year then yeah, markets could bottom around now and the economy could bottom in oct/Nov. Right around the time midterm election years bottom, and the fed reaches 3.5%.

>>50623861
Because Orwell was off by 40 years. He meant 2024.

>>50623623
kek eat up fag

>>50623871
And Shmitah ends

>>50623905
Markets going to melt up when this jewish nonsense conspiracy ends. Think about how desperate and buck broken you bobo retards are, you're resorting to delusional /pol/ tier jewish conspiracies to justify why it will crash by September. You have literally no other bearish things to point at LMFAO.

>>50623842
>AMZN had -270% EPS then friday
If you look at their data you arent bothered by this. Their ad revenue which is a new growth for them is $8.6 billion which was more than Netflix. Plus a $3.9 billion loss on Rivian. The doomers here dont actually look at the data and just hear: miss/beat and go off that. Amzn is in an incredible spot and estimate 13% growth for next quarter.

>>50623846
dont sell naked

>>50623905
Historically it starts to pick back up in August but for some reason Shmita ends in September?

>>50623861
This is what the left do now. When things are going poorly they just change the meaning of the word poorly so they can then say things are not.

>>50623933
>you have literally no other bearish things to point at LMFAO.
The world economy is getting fucked in the ass.Does that mean anything faggot?

>>50623936
and they still had -270% EPS, its AMZN not GME

look, the market is going to pretend like we're not in a recession because the fed said so, they were given their excuse. rates were only 75bps instead of 100bps. negative gdp was expected, companies are beating earnings. no FOMC meeting next month means no reason to be scared and bullish. we are just going to pretend everything is ok for a month. deal with it bobo.

you just know there's some poor sob out there who bought roku calls, and amazon puts before close.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I haven't bothered to look at the market since mid last year. What the actual FUCK happened to Snapchat????

I remember feeling like i got priced out when that shit was touching $75 and now it's at $9. Didn't the company tell the investors it was on track to increase profits by $50 ever single upcoming year? God damn they took the bag and ran.

>>50623818
>Do you think it's a coincidence that AMZN stock closed flat since you started working there
That’s not true!
It rose an entire 7%-10% over the 3 or 4 years that I worked there!!

>>50623946
Don't worry. I only sell half-naked puts.

How can you acquire the foresight without insider information to see a stock like tesla 10 or so years out? Did anyone here even know about california subsidies for elon musk when obama was president? Government picks winners you just have to see common trends and read into some potential story a CEO could be a part of in the future. What kind of CEO would the champion of "sustainable food technology" or whatever bs WEF pushes that would be attractive to younger generations? Is there some peewee herman esque millenial CEO that dresses up like out of something from hunger games and can talk like tiktok videos that will be a future multi trillionaire with bug meat stock we are missing out on?

https://www.barrons.com/articles/inflation-reduction-act-of-2022-51659025692
Heh hope you CHUDS didn't think that pesky little inflation we've been having lately was going to stick around, the democrats have literally solved it. All its going to cost is $739 billion and inflation will literally never be a problem again. Looks like its golden bull runs from now til the end of time.

>>50623967
Coincidentally, they gave me an offer a couple months back for roughly $370k-$390k per year
Does this help answer your question?

>>50623979
Not my problem

>>50623965
>scared and bearish
is what i meant.

anyways, serious question. why can the fed not sell its assets? its holding corporation debt but when they tried to offload it in 2017-2019 the stocks didnt like it? why do stocks go down, and will the feds ever be able to offload their balance sheets.

>>50623979
Just be ready to buy in when MrBeast goes public. It's really that simple.

>>50623842
Vix chads will inherit the earth!

>>50623936
this man gets it, AMZN also guided up, AWS continues to grow at 30%, and their ad businesses will soon eclipse that of GOOG. on a retard looks at the EPS of a tax dodger like AMZN
>T. 150 shares of AMZN

>>50623961
>The world economy is getting fucked in the ass.Does that mean anything faggot?
No, it doesn't. The market is moving much faster than it did during the last major recession in 2008, pricing things in much more aggressively. We are already pricing in a Fed pivot and QE, and with how dovish Powell was this meeting a pivot is absolutely coming by September or EOY at latest. Stop browsing /pol/ or zerohedge, things aren't bad at all.

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>>50623967
Anyone who believed that deserves to be bagholding. Explain to me how you monetize a platform that people use for like... 20 minutes a day tops, mostly to send nudes... a lot of those nudes being between persons who may or may not actually be 18.

>>50623936
>Plus a $3.9 billion loss on Rivian
I remember hearing that as well, but wasn’t the narrative that they made multiple billions off of selling rivian last quarter?
I thought they sold it off last quarter and made billions off of it. How is “rivian” still a narrative on their books?

>>50623785
Don’t even bother with the CPA exam if you don’t plan on staying in public accounting. I wasted a year of my life studying for that dumb fucking credential. It’s absolutely worthless and doesn’t even mean much on your resume anymore. I feel like everyone lied to me when they told me it was essential for tax/accounting.

>>50624004
How does a YouTuber go public??

>>50623933
Bro do you seriously not notice the slaves (wagies) anywhere you go? And whether or not they speak English? All good here since my portfolio says 7 figures, nevermind the niggers selling window soap door to door in a gated community... What happens when it's not window soap and instead it's gibs me dat?

I have calls for tomorrow.

>>50624025
>how you monetize a platform that people use for
THEY SELL ADS, YOU STUPID NIGGER
Wtf do you think half of those custom filters are for?

>>50624068
Not sure, ask FAZE.

>>50624073

I have puts bought at today's top

Alright, fags. Many of us got in early on the pocks plays. While that’s playing out, let’s figure out what the next giga early play is. I’ve heard Marburg/Ebola, but it’s not resonating with me the way this one did.
No penny shits, but nothing unaffordable the average pleb. Let’s get some ideas goin.

>>50624072
I don't give a fuck about immigrants or niggers you /pol/tard doomer, I care about the line going up.

>>50624092
you finna get rekt son

>>50624099
its doesnt happen like that. dont be that guy looking for "the next gme". when it happens, it will happen organically because only certain conditions make a winner.

>>50624086
I don't use snapchat as I am neither a child, nor sending nudes.
And my point is - how much revenue can you make off those ads given the limited engagement time of users, and the questionable content being shared.
Why would anyone pick snapchat as their preferred ad vector when instagram, youtube, tik tok, and faceberg all have better engagement.

>>50624099
If monkepox is anythig like covid i would short/buy puts on any oil related stock

>>50624072
We give them free lead. There’s your answer.

>>50624092
I shorted yesterday and today as well.

>>50624092
I have both. Can’t lose! Right…right?

>>50624092
cramer is telling investors to buy hand over fist now, so it may pay off bigly

We did it, Reddit! Recession is cancelled!
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1552795537052618752

>>50624099
>Let’s get some ideas goin.
The silver squeeze still has not yet squoze, but it's coming soon. I think it might finally be time for some gay horses.

Seriously though just watch and wait. Investing is a game of patience. If you're bored sell some puts so you get paid to wait.

>>50623933
Bobos have been thoroughly debunked, their houses ransacked by the mob, beaten bloody, and left to suck dick behind the dumpster at Wendy's just to survive. I just saw bobo getting pissed on by a pack of feral niggers in exchange for a half-eaten spicy chicken sandwich.
SAD! Many such cases.

>>50624122
It is how it happened. I bought siga months ago because of shit I read. No one talked about it here.
I’m not talking about meme stocks. I’m talking about stocks related to predicted future events.

How fucked are my 405 SPY puts expiring next Friday?

>>50624099
checked

PGNY for the infertility play

>>50624143
>biden literally banned bobo

>>50623510
So uhhhh CPE is going to crash the market right...right?? :(

>>50624000
Short answer no they can never unload their balance sheet assets without putting the squeeze on the goys. Read the financial programme of the learned elders of Zion. You won't like what you read but you will understand it's been this way for a few hundred years at least. The way they talk about foreign loans hanging like a sword of Damocles over the goy kings who instead of taking from their subjects from temporary tax, will accept these "foreign" loans that immediately begin accruing interest. Any income tax us plebs pay just chips away at a small piece of the interest on the notes the fed is holding. The snowball has accumulated, the interest payments are too large, our coffers were empty both then and now... Nothing has changed.

>>50624152
Thanks I’ve seen this one. I’ll definitely look in to it more. I’ve been eyeing SNY in case the biowar guys are right.

>>50623848
Fed ended up selling $8 Billion the last week of july, but overall balance sheet is flat for the entire month. not exactly the $80 Billion reduction they were advertising.

>>50624067
My dad was a successful one for 40 years, I did 7 years myself, passed 2 of the exams, he died, Im trading options full time and trying to build a small portfolio while my old boomer Jew keeps my long positions safe. Goal is to build my own account bigger than the account he has control of. But my vix play is killing me this week but we holding still September at this rate

>>50624133
Bullish for economy and society at large when everyone in a gated community is wild bill Hickok?

Did I just sell the fucking bottom? Earnings are out, recession is pretty much confirmed, but the market doesn't give a shit and is going up.

>>50624169
Just fucking go back to /pol/, you're a mouth breathing chud who is likely broke. Nobody who believes in unironic insane jewish conspiracies has any money.

>>50624103
Why, so you can have more slaves serve you? That's a nigger mentality

I'm so glad I didn't trade like a retard through this fucking mess of a year. I got fucked pretty hard through that dumping but I bought some in june and sold some earlier in the year and now I've somehow managed to be back to positive for the year

really glad too because my grandpa does my accounting for me and now I'm not going to look like a retard

>>50623510
When giant oral dildo ballgag in the mouth?

>>50624221
The market's been going down for 8 months on "recession fears" and now that its confirmed its time to go back up

>>50624194
>Im trading options full time
What are you doing exactly, SPX and VIX? Are you trading long calls and puts, or selling spreads?

>>50624226
You mad Mr shekelstein?

>>50623542
It’s going up too fast.

>futures

>>50624160
I think it's a trick. We'll get midterms first, and then the markets will get absolutely heemed. Wait for the congressional ban on trading to pass first. They literally did this last november

If libtards are so smart and well educated, why can’t they define the word recession?

Is anyone getting tired of Biden winning? First no war, now he fixed inflation in a single term? Ugh, this guy was supposed to suck!

>>50624285

>>50624226
Actually if you were really Jewish you would be able to see my portfolio value already and what my positions are. You are probably a Jesuit lackey

I estimate 1/3 of bears are Burry types and reasonable people who hope to return to fair valuations, 1/3 are people who have let their politics influence their investing, and 1/3 are full-blown schizos who think the world is ending

>>50624285

>>50624285
Avoiding recession too!

>>50623746
>STOCKS bottom 4 months prior to the recession bottom
You got a source for that, nigguhh?

>>50624226
Your head is in the sand if you don’t see that making it financially, emotionally, and spiritually is a life long battle against the Jews. You don’t have to harbor any ill will toward them, but it’s the truth.

>>50624298
>who think the world is ending
It is,in 2030

What the fuck I was in siga market general for hours wondering why it was so slow as fuck today, fuck you niggers

That being said, I want to reiterate that reverse repos once again touched 2.2 trillion, and our economy is literally fake and gay. It’s not real, it’s made up numbers on a spreadsheet, you can just make shit up and nobody cares

>>50624311
That's right! And we showed Putin who's boss around here. Easily one of the best first terms ever served by a President.

BIDEN BROS STAY WINNING

>>50624186
well, iirc they never really stated that they are going to reduce their balance sheet.
it was a more technical explanation
>will only start reinvesting maturing principal of t-bills and treasuries if sum of maturing principals exceeds $30b during a month
>same with $20b mbs
>will buy whatever we think, whenever we think it's okay apart from that
so over the past weeks we can conclude that either only miniscule amounts are maturing or they are buying almost as much as is maturing...

>>50624151
Fucked. They will be worthless

>>50624298
Infinite growth is a lie, congrats we willingly sold everything we own to lying dopamine addicts.

>>50624355
>infinite growth is a lie
Not anymore

>>50624320
i saw an image on facebook

did all the sigga bros go back to sleep. haha

>>50624256
I sell SPY OTM strangles mostly. Did a few margin buy writes on plug recently which I'm pissed I didn't keep the stock on but whatever. My spy strategy is steady but boring and I find myself clicking buttons unnecessarily to my detriment sometimes. But it's fun

>>50624404
Single date expiry or mixed? What's the angle on that?

>>50624285
>mentally ill: trans people
>vaccine deaths: sudden adult death/winter vagina
>Ukraine: special military
>recession: economic slowdown

>>50624388
>jerome forgets to turn on the tether printer one day

>nasdaq futes up >1%
lol
lmao even
we're melting up tomorrow
bears r fuk

>UVXY down nearly 9% today

I wonder if that anon who went all in on UVXY calls last thurday is still among the living. he showed up yesterday and he was down to 80k from 120k

>>50624404
long or short strangles?
if short how did you not get reckt the past months in the downturn?

>be cashtard
>miss another pump

>>50624456
aug/sep he'll be fine if he held

>>50624320
Here my nigga

Bros how we feeling about this one?

>>50624508
not if decay eats away at it. 13 today is not gonna be the same 13 in a month.

>>50624420
So I play a week to a month out now. Try and pick strangles that are +/- 2 standard deviations above the 21 day moving average on the daily chart. Then be patient and not blow your margin load early in case you need to double down or sell another position to hedge or offset a losing position. The 0 and 1 DTEs are fun when you win but not fun when 1 loss wipes out 10 wins in a row.

>>50624404
The hyperinflationary blow-off top will destroy you. Share and call holders will be the only ones to survive.

>>50624516
>you vill svallow ze daily pill
in case of "mRNA" in disguise
>you vill inject youzelf with ze season pass...err jab

>>50624539
Never jabbed, dude. Looking for a possible Marburg/Ebola outbreak play.

>>50624527
AND THATS WHERE I AM LONG A FEW THOUSAND SHARES OF VARIOUS ETFS, GO AHEAD AND MAKE ME A BILLIONAIRE TO TAKE THESE STUPID OPTION POSITIONS. GO AHEAD AND GAMMA SQUEEZE SPY

>>50624509
>>50624320
So if you add up all those values it comes to around 5 months desu(the actual number minus 2001 is 170 days) , but if you factor 2001 it brings the to 130 days or some shit

>>50624574
Welp. Same bro. Very nice

>china shitting the bed

>>50624508
God I hope you are right.

>>50624401
I don't like to brag on how much money I am up on SIGA. I feel bad for most of /smg/

>>50624594
good thing i dont have any chink stocks.

>>50624594
>down 0.03%

wow it's corona all over again...

Green Friday.

>>50623979
Attainable short term goals in service of disruptive long term goals that fit the current narrative.
Hyped up luxury electric cars now mass consumer models later.
>What kind of CEO would the champion of "sustainable food technology" or whatever bs WEF pushes that would be attractive to younger generations?
They're building the narrative now against food waste and the current industrial farming practices.
Tesla made owning an electric car fashionable by making it fun and luxurious. Nobody actually gives a fuck about their carbon footprint.
In the same way a moon shot 'sustainable' agribusiness isn't going to be based on reductions in nitrogen runoff or water per LB of meat. It will deliver a legitimately superior product in taste and nutrition that happens to be more efficient. If that ever happens who knows, a cow is really efficient.

>>50624607
So far, I'm only up $1170 on SIGA :(

This board is so fucking boring when everyone is bullish. I want bearish memes again

>>50624633
Ok
Well... bobo tried

>>50624152
>Infertility play
If it's not artificial wombs it's worthless. The only way to avoid human extinction is to totally excise women from the equation.

>>50624628
Hey man, that's great. Just keep with it. You can turn that to 10k when this peaks.

/leanhogs/ bros... We'll get em next time, r-right?

>>50624524
I've been paper trading 60/90 dte spreads on stocks that have high vol>OI and IV, usually doing a delta-gamma hedge and trying to play increasing or falling volatility. Ideally I'd hold for about 30 days and exist when 30/60 dte remain.
I understand it - but havent made any money on it yet, so maybe I'm not as good as I think.

You hold until expiry? Seems like you mostly just want to farm theta on things that fail 70% of the time.

>>50624221
Buy the rumor, sell the news. But this time in reverse.

>>50624646
I love animal postings. So precious

>>50624221
Yeah you did

Next week is gonna giga dump,there is no reason for it no to.

My uncle has his entire life savings in NWBO, he spent so much time shilling it to me. I tried to explain to him that it's priced in. He wasn't hearing it.

>>50624330
>That being said, I want to reiterate that reverse repos once again touched 2.2 trillion, and our economy is literally fake and gay. It’s not real, it’s made up numbers on a spreadsheet, you can just make shit up and nobody cares
Nobody can explain *what* that reverse repo money actually means. Like, the number going up? Down? The treasury general account? Collateral shortage?

None of you know.

Buy SOXL

>>50624722
Some people just don't comprehend the kelly criterion. Nothing can change that.

>>50624654
Orangejuiceniggas…. we are so fucking back…

>>50624746
>texas

>>50623961
The economy is fine. Everyone is hiring and the market is booming.

>>50624771
>blue state tranny

>>50624768
I remember one anon mentioning ALCO. Looking at the chart I don't think OJ gang has yet recovered from their squeeze.

>>50622909

All according to plan.jpeg

>>50624746
>Spiders use hydraulic pressure to move legs
>If we attach a pipette we can flex the legs!
What the actual fuck is wrong with academia, are they even capable of purging the dead weight anymore?

>>50624808
>1 post by this id
Stay butthurt redneck cuck

>>50624828
60% of college students are women

>>50624727
Yeah I don't know. Can you tell me?

Think I’m going to sell my SIGA at $25.

Tomorrows data releases are by far more important than todays GDP.

>PCE
>wage growth
>consumer sentiment/inflation expectations

If any one those numbers comes in hot there will be an ungodly rout tomorrow as the market has all but priced in peak inflation behind us. Good news is good, bad news is bad, the ONLY Achilles heel: inflation data. That will force Powell to hike more

>>50624867
Stay poor.

>>50624633

>>50624869
We're pumping no matter what the numbers are, you're delusional if you are still bearish.

>>50624859
People say shit like "the banks have too much cash!" Then it's like, well, the economy's still humming along. Loans are still being made and grandma's getting her social security check. Everyone just spazzes out because it's a big number.

>>50624676
>Seems like you mostly just want to farm theta on things that fail 70% of the time
Exactly this, I'm usually locking in gains as soon as I see 25% as a general rule, then sell a new 80%-90% OTM probability option. rarely will I stay short until it expires worthless, but I'm always looking at remaining theta vs what else I would sell instead. Sometimes I'll just keep what I have open if I don't want to increase my risk by shortening the strangle. That's what I mean by sometimes I press buttons when I shouldn't or don't need to. Sometimes it's best to just let the theta sink in on that position i sold at good spot vs locking in gains and selling a risker play just cuz I want $1000 today. But yea its fun

>>50624869
You’re wrong bobo sorry. Going all in on UVXY calls next Thursday

>>50624890
>we're pumping no matter what
>you're delusional
These mumus sure have gotten even more stupid

>>50624888
NIce trips
Here take this cropped version

Anyone here still holding cash? This pump is too suspicious.

Are there any Machine Learning bhenchodes in this /shit market general/ who have worked with SVM's? Doing a python for finance book rn and they have some interesting code that programs algos using SVM frameworks to tell u when to buy or short or close position

Fun stuff but im literally a humanities major so its over my head rn. I love statistics tho

>>50624890

I highly recommend cutting your losses on your 32 SOXL bags and just moving on. It’s not worth bagholding a 3x etf because of decay. Just learn from the experience and start fresh

>>50624904
For unemployment on the 5th?

>>50624938
Bro do you realize you're in /smg/? These people will baghold 3x ETF betashit products like SOXL and handwave away the reality of chop loss/beta slippage/mean reversion that fucks these LETF's.

It's almost as if SOXL retards genuinely do have David Soxl's cum in their mouths.

I wrote a long post and 4chan just said it was spam

test

>>50624925
Yes. There are too many things converging all at once.
>housing crash
>rental/mortgage moratoriums ending
>record car repos
>mass tech layoffs
>worker shortages
>inflation
>record multi-family home debt
>empty stores everywhere
The only good thing is lumber has settled out in price.

>>50624961
>>50624938
>Muh decay
That's been debunked, you're retarded.

>>50624987
>he doesn't screenshot his posts to get around the (((spam))) filter
ngmi.

>>50624987
No offense but it probably was basically just spam

>>50624654
Yup, aint nothin' SWEETER than a nice cup of coke and box of candy when you watch your favorite flix.
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>>50624987
Did you type the forbidden mpox word?

>>50624920
awwwwwwwww. The horrors we do to our animals on this planet is sickening. Lil mumu with his lil tongue, woahs

>>50625021
Imagine working at mcdonalds

>>50625046
We can be nice to some animals

you guys listened right?

>>50625064
Yes
TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls all in

>>50625009
Lmao this dipshit again. Go ahead and tell us why its been DEBOOONKED. Go ahead and tell us how volatility issues as well as potentially rebalancing and leverage issues have all been debunked.

if TQQQ existed at the creation of the NASDAQ 100 (the thing TQQQ is tripling) then you were underwater from 2002 until 2015. So great, you got back ahead if you could stomach 4 major market crashes since then.

Now tell me, do people stomach through fucking over a decade of being underwater? No. That's not how investing, especially on margin, for small accounts, etc works. People need to redeem their funds and withdraw. You are a gigantic fucking dickhead for thinking vol decay/beta slippage have been debunked for LETF's.

You literally have to be so stubborn with your own beliefs and a complete inability to use your lateral thinking skills to believe that LETF's do not horrendously suffer for beta slippage, mean reversion, and other decays.

>>50625030
>>50625025
>>50625021
i halfway censored every word and it still wouldnt let me post it lmao

>>50624746
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen lmao.

>>50625051
When I make it, I will work at mcdonalds just to slay all the 18 year olds. Imagine how much ass you would get when you tell show them a pic of your house/hot tub located away from the city

>>50624960
Nope just cuz

>>50625002
priced in

>>50625081
There are too many damn word filters. When that happens just cap the post.
I blame the pajeet rugpull scams.

>>50625059
My mastiffs love chin scratches. But the belly scratching is their favorite.

>>50624746
>>50625084
>he’s not long Negrobotics

>>50625104

>>50624960
Also Thursday’s are the only night you can buy a 0dte call for Friday expiry, so I hope we crash on a Friday

>>50625079
>Go ahead and tell us how volatility issues as well as potentially rebalancing and leverage issues have all been debunked.
Okay. Click "Open PDF in browser" then Ctrl+F "re-leveraging" to see how much of a braindead nigger retard you are.
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

>>50625090
We'll see. If its really still a bull market I'll just buy back in whenever like nothing happened.

>>50625087
>18
A bit old but eh you do you

>>50625108
awwww, I want to be a mumu who gets chin scratches from a trad wife

>>50625114
Ahh yes he posted the paper that backtested in frictionless conditions where it assumes people can fucking time a 200 DMA and assumes that you are actually getting any comparative alpha to benchmarks when the whole fucking market goes abovve the 200 DMA

What is your R:R with this strategy? And is there any edge? Are you actually capturing any alpha when betashits go above the 200 DMA? Answer to second q: nope.

Keep buying into this literal pajeet swing trading strategy that relies on some dogshit 200 DMA indicator.

>>50625134
You're allowed to identify that way if you want, and your state is legally required to amend your birth certificate to say that

>ROKU
So even despite a return of retard market, Cathie is still buying high and selling low. That was just the latest "flagship" holding of multiple ETFs.
Pretty sure she would be outright liquidated if TSLA hit $400

>>50625108
>>50625143
You just know

>>50625143
So heart warming

>>50625159
I get great satisfaction knowing someone put their life savings into ROKU at 400+ and never sold

>>50624654
>brent
Paper trading zoomers have created a massive dislocation in WTI price. Anyone who needed physical barrels dumped their brent bags for the cheaper WTI to the extent possible.

>Futes green
It's over Bobo

>>50625159
Same with SHOP.

>>50625110
So its just an arbitrary "next Friday is the day"

my friend has fallen victim for every single scam and youtube guru you could possibly imagine

he is now a real estate agent and convinced he will make millions because of his "mentors"

odds this one doesnt blow up in his face? did he finally find a way?

S&P is the poop and pee for (You) and me.

>>50625188
It was always over
(do pandas count as bobos?)

>>50625207
The Fed has been backstopping retard real estate "investors" for far longer than the current backstopping of retarded stock "investors".
He will probably be fine since most Boomers are retarded, and so their sole investment must be protected at all costs.

>>50625213
Only if you short China

>>50625213
Pandas are closer to racoons than bears

>>50625143
>>50625156
>shits on floor
>clean it up janny

>>50624961
The decay's gonna be even worse now that rates are near 3% again kek.

>>50625207
Dude, do you realize that real estate is where really fucking stupid people make a lot of money?
On the other hand, equities and credit markets are where really smart people only sometimes but not usually make a lot of money

He should be fine. Seriously, talk to trust attorneys and they will tell you their stupidest clients are the richest ones - and they are ALL in real estate.

Reminds me of this one attorney i talked to who said every single one of his clients in real estate were dumb as a doorknob but usually 7-8 figures net worth

Real Estate is the space where super stupid white guys who are juulmonkey fratbros can make a lot of money despite having a 2.0 throughout college but theyre charismatic enough to be involved with REIT

>>50625247
based

>>50625255
Nothing we can say will convince the SOXL dipshits. Maybe when it goes to single digits we'll see a change in sentiment. But for now, people seriously think the SOXL 200 DMA strategy is a good idea.

what if its red tomorrow?

>>50625296
Buy until its green,duh

>>50625296
At some point the big boys are going to show up and dump thanks to all this exit liquidity

>>50624509
>>50624577
what you retards are discussing is the -average- of things but what really matters is the particulars. just because stocks bottom out "on average 4-5 months prior to recession bottom" does not mean that this time will play out that way

>>50625305

>>50625259
How do they do it? I have a property manager who did everything, but I was still stressing out about everything. Also tenants tear shit up or let shit go bad. After 5 years of renting, I needed tens of thousands of dollars of rehab. Not counting maintenance, property taxes, fees, and shit.

Stocktwits was a mistake

>>50625259
This. It's basically impossible to fail as a real estate agent. Nobody buys a house because of the real estate agent. They buy a house because they want the house. That's why the field is riddled with ditsy women. You basically collect commission on 6 figure sales simply for existing

the meltup the last week or so has been insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccB6T6fb4I

>>50624961
>Mean reversion
>Vix daily 200 MA & 20 MA Bollinger bands
Top kek rabbi top kek

>>50625326
start talking about gaysex on tblt

>>50625296
Then I was right to short and that will be pleasant.

>>50625326
the cope on that stocks thread must be exceptional

>>50624869
>he doesn’t know already

Stay poor, faggot

>>50625326
Man if TBLT actually does squeeze, I might get my money back

>>50625213
I'm sorry America... but my Gold Panda is still my favorite.

>>50623959
double bottom recession?

>>50625362
Bro

>asian markets dumping
See you tomorrow

>>50625325
How do real estate agents do it? Is that what ur asking? Or how do REIT investors/landlords/rental owners do it?
>>50625327
Yeah kek all the dumb as fuck california blondes i've met working in real estate have convinced me if you're a reasonably skinny and cute girl you should just get into REIT.

Also a lot of completely male-owned and male-invested REIT agencies literally only have hot women on their billboards.

My business partner for a REIT-investing LLC i formed is from LA and he tells me one of the biggest REIT firms in LA is exclusively operated by men but the billboards on the highway and poster ads for that firm are literally just two latina sisters who are hot as fuck and have very slight but still noticeable cleavage in their pics on the ads

>>50623565
We are going to end up with a government just like china within this decade

>>50625327

A good agent, in theory, is there to lend expertise and help you navigate bureaucracy and avoid being scammed, as well as trying to understand your needs and help you find properties based on that. Ofc in reality a lot of them are lazy shitheads who won't help you much and who don't care if you get scammed to long as you sign and they get their cut, but that is what their function is supposed to be.

>>50625382
So the left is going to cause more lock downs and take away more rights over the munkeypox?

>>50625395
LMAOOO no fucking chance that ever happens. Agents are simply middlemen to collect fees. They are usually dumb as fuck. Its why mostly women are agents

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50625365
I have one of those! 1/4 oz 2013

>>50625395
Home inspectors are the real heroes in that regard. The agent in theory could be the very scam you're trying to avoid.

>>50625397
I don’t think so, but it’s going to deplete the Tecomirivat stockpiles and become endemic in fruits. Thus making a certain stock more valuable over the coming months, maybe even years.

>>50625259
This. My sister is an absolute bipolar idiot and she made so much from doing real estate.. it's good money.

My balls are really soft.

>>50625435
What does your sister do in Real Estate exactly?

>>50625312
Yeah it'll be faster this time Bobo hahaha

>>50624895
How much funds/margin do you usually have? Is it a naked strangle?

>>50625442
may i touch them?

>>50625374
Rental owners

>>50625435
Your sister must be very attractive. Can we see her anon?

>>50625079
kys pajeet faggit

This IS financial advice

>>50625443
Calls up leads and clients, meets with them, does showings, tries to make the sale happen. It honestly seems like a decent gig but she spends all her money. I might try it one day since going back to college is such a ridiculous option of debt at this point.

>>50625457
Nice, that is what I am going to be soon when my AirBnb fixer upper is done. Trying to rent it out to city folks going on vacation to a place couple hours out from LA.

Where is your sister's rental? Do you know what her cap rates/house cost/monthly charged rent is?
>>50625470
Here's BAAAAAAAAAAGIE

>>50625490
cry more

>>50625362
So why did it gap up 27% today??

>>50625457
Sorry I'm retarded, i replied to you thinking you're the dude with the sister in REIT.
You're asking how rental owners manage the rehab, etc? It can suck, but generally you manage it through volume or longer-term rentals. Either of those two.

So if you own a party house near a national park where people will get fucked up like I do, you run a lot of re-rehab risk so you need weekly volume to cover those costs. Frankly the question you're asking is something that i will find out for myself in due time.

Rental owners make a pretty penny
>>50625503
lmao. k.

>>50625507
There was some pre-open news about them selling new bag types in Ace hardware stores

brothers in tqqq, tomorrow is OUR day

>>50625533
>>50625533
>>50625533
>>50625533
>>50625533

>>50625521
>new bag types
You mean to their stock holders?

>>50625535
Yes, I am welcoming a new generation of TBLT bagholders with open arms

>>50625516
boo hoo nigga I don't care
>muh decay
cope

>>50625485
https://www.sec.gov/whistleblower/claim-award

>>50625079
Because it's literally just how numbers work, you need a larger % gain to make up a loss like -50% requires +100%. Backtest TQQQ vs QQQ for 10 years and see that holding is a great strategy, finance media wants you to do the wrong thing which is why they tell you its bad.

>>50625681
Now backtest 90% VYM 10% TQQQ and compare that to basic SPY. These tools exist for a reason

Anyway, good night fellow bobo chads. We are at the top of a range everything will be okay soon :)

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50624746
>be me
>chink
>see this
>centipede vibrator

>>50623587
i'm from /tv/
even I know about this and have come to biz and pol to understand why I'm fucked at my job and can't enjoy TV anymore

you have no idea how widespread this is even outside these informed circles, anon