/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50619588
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,188.994B, 102P = 21.461B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,239.883B, 111P (!) = 20.179B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50619588
checked

Based real thread

Looooooooooool fake and gay earnings

>>50619588
checked and wagmi

What's goying on in here?

Hopefully the other one gets jannied.
What do you even report that for? Spamming/flooding? "Low Quality Post"?

Thank you.

>>50619639
Can a member of the 500-lb tranny frenship league confirm?

>>50619660
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people In Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos. Very interesting day.

>>50619671
hypothetically if i were going to report that thread for something not saying i have but as a hypothetical i would choose spamming/flooding

In order to achieve a high score you have to keep playing, sometimes a lot longer than you think. The journey gets easier when you enjoy the game you are playing

- RC

wtf happened? it was at $135 and now it's at $33?

>>50619671
Spamming and/or trolling outside of /b/

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50619588
checked

>>50619692
The ducks at the park are free though

>>50619588
Checkies
Comfies please check in
Comf Comf
>>50619698
SEMPAI!!!

>>50619698
I believe it.

There are 8 threads with GME in the filter
Half of them are FUD threads
Yeah, I'm thinking WAGMI and it's tomorrow

>>50619718
The elite don't want you to know this, but the cars in the grocery store parking lot are free, you can take them home. I have 27 miatas, 4 RAVs, 6 civics, and 7 Tundras.

>>50619182
Can you source me the nord numbers?

Stop splitting the threads you fucking faggot

>>50619841
Their twitter probably, also it's not accounts it's shares. Total accounts was like 20k I think.

verification not required

>50619842

>>50619842
Stop making shit bakes and this won’t be a problem

Yeah im scranning. 12 billion shares. Im comf

I dont know which thread is real anymore

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

>Friendly reminder that you have been duped into thinking sharing your (broker) position hurts you, when in fact it may be the single greatest catalyst we have.

TLDR:
>RCs position is known
>DFV position is known
>MM most certainly already know your positions
>DRS bot results were clean and it can be replicated for broker shares
>Float is certainly locked when summing DRS + Brokers shares

Thinking that this will hinder the current DRS growth and stop people from DRSing doesn't change the fact that broker shares exist. Assuming that broker shares hold no value is flawed in itself. The data exists nonetheless and it wouldn't hurt to know it.

People arguing that photoshopped pics will get submitted can see that it didnt happen with the DRS bot even before GME started reporting the DRSd shares count. And I don't think hedgies will start submitting photoshopped photos.

hedgies purposely sabotaged and fudded a previous attempt to count broker shares. The website of Log The Float was made to fail and scare off anyone of attempting a broker share count. The website's photos got "leaked" due to bad security and they closed new submissions ever since.

Creating A broker Bot in SS would solve this problem and it would be an easy implementation. If you are a tourist from reddit please cap this and post it.

>>50619802
jesus sam hyde is looking rough these days

>>50619842

think. They don't always use the spam threads. I can only think of a few other times. Who benefits from splitting the conversation and how? Could it be to preempt something being spread? I for one think the thread spam happens when there is pending announcement, and they want to try to isolate it

>>50619841
The nordnet numbers were given to me from a screenshot today someone logged on and saw. The old number was 18k~ holders. I just applied the same share average as the same because I couldn't find the latest. I suspect 25 is very very low for them now as it's been over a year. It's likely 50+ but without asking swedes we can't be 100% sure

>>50619908
It was literally the guy complaining about the gme threads who baked the split, he forgot to change IDs. It's the same set of people who have been seething about our humble gamestock forum for over a year now because they're short the stock and have no way to exit their positions.

>50619842
>people aren't posting in the bait threads
>this thread's the problem
kek
if you were an actual regular you'd see what's going on

>>50619908
the threads, anon. WHAT DO THEY MEAN???

So what's the make it stack nowadays? I have 436 in CS and 144 in the brokers. Am I gonna make it frens?

there is a very specific topic they don't want being discussed in one place. Wonder what it could be on the eve before brokers are truly held accountable for dividends? One of the last two days of the quarter for the company to make an announcement. Shit is e l e c t r i c and the shills are still going with "nothing is happening none of this is real" and i'm over here with, I shit you not with God as my witness, one of the most rock hard erections of my entire life. Any fucking second, this will all go from a ptsd inducing pipe dream, to moass. It could happen at any fucking second. No one is selling a single share

>>50619588
what if the baker gets an name ID?

LOOP bros OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We’re squeezing!

>>50619891
you will never have my shares

>>50619698
I choose to believe this.

>>50619954
and they can't help but respond when you are right. I would love to play poker with these guys. They don't know how powerful silence is and when to use it. embarrassing. I don't understand how they haven't figured out we are coming to out all of them after this.

>>50619841

>>50619947
If that's not proof that it's deliberate shitposting I don't know what is. I can only hope whatever janny looks at the post history and sees
>WTF WHY SO MANY THREADS STOP SPAMMING WTF
>*Makes a new thread before bump limit on the same fucking ID*
It's honestly pathetic. I'm gonna hope that one's just a bored/buttblasted shitposter and not a shill, because if he's getting paid for THAT kind of low effort shit he should be fired.

>>50619973
The dividend turned the stock drier than the Sahara.

WAGMI

But seriously, this is taking longer than expected, lol

>>50619974
This is the one time tripfagging would actually be useful for its intended purpose, dunno why the bakers don’t want to do it

>>50620014
Thats all i could get from their app

>>50620014
i literally JUST found this again, you beat me to posting by like 2 seconds lol

>>50619698
keep up the paradigm shift RC. Buying a new Center Console this week and naming it Gamestart. Moving to Florida. yeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaawwwwww

>>50620041
Kek

AH crab

>>50619698
I choose to believe

kek baggies

When did Citadel start shorting gamestop? From IPO do you think?

>>50620005
They already missed their chance at the "silence" play. They very easily could have made GME holders look like insane schizos if they played their cards right after the sneeze, but instead the massive upswing in anti-GME propoganda and shilling here made people actually look into it.
Whereas if this was an echo chamber of "WAGMI BROS" with half the traffic, (since shills literally keep these threads moving), people would just assume it actually is a crazy cult of baggies.

Conspiracy theory that gets ignored completely by the people it's accusing? Eh whatever, nice tinfoil hat fag.
Conspiracy theory that the people it's accusing are clearly spending a LOT of money to suppress discussion of? Hmm, maybe there's something to this..?

>>50619973
It coincided with several of us discussing how to estimate the number of shares held by retail. Could be a coincidence, but I don't think so.

>>50620126
They will make laws around questioning the squeeze, because thats the best way to hide a conspiracy, to silence anyone asking questions about it.

>>50620028
i (((wonder)))

>>50620111
>From IPO do you think?

>>50620140
To be fair I did a lot of exposing them as 3rd worlders

>>50620162
What I meant was from the date it went public not IPO

>>50620175
Could you even imagine?

>>50619908
it's literally one guy fucking with the tranny discord cabal in the >>>/trash/ thread by trying to take over his baking role

>>50620175
What does IPO stand for?

>>50620185
To go even further than beyond.

Yes

>>50620198
I'm Pooping Olives

>>50620192
It's just niggerfaggot, it's very obvious.

>>50620198
The initial part is important. The actual public launch is after the IPO

>>50620198
>>50620198
This is the people hedgies are losing too.

I’m not selling a single share until GameStop has a higher market cap than Apple.

>>50620005
desu if I hated gme (for any arbitrary reason) and wanted it off /biz/, or hodlers developed immunity to jeet shilling, I'd spam "baker" threads in an attempt to get them all nuked. i do have paranoid schizoaffective disorder so take my thought with a grain of salt fren

>>50620220
kek

>>50619908
I think you are onto something, anon.

>I don't like your convoluted methods
>I'll give you an even more convoluted one
why.....?

but it's thursday.

>>50620198
Internet Pooper

Wait why is nobody talking about volume? 3.1M volume is 775k pre-split, which is the lowest in ages, why is volume drying up so hard post-split?

>>50619483
Man it's seriously been so fucking long, like 18 fucking months, and I can't remember the stupid fucking reason why we started hiding our positions?

what a crab today

>>50620288
I think this is what I would do if I feared a pending announcement and wanted at least a second to come up with a counter before everyone is screaming it. They are almost trying to act like IEX slowing everyone's trades down. I think we get news tonight or pm

>>50620322
Yes. Liquidity is basically gone at this point.

>They are running out of ammo
In real time it seems

>>50620350
upwards crab.

>>50620321
Ah. Whoops. Sorry about that.

>>50620322
read that reddit DD, which was never allowed to be called DD, and was 86'd by downvotes

>>50620363
Ok I don't wanna do the tired holder shtick, but I would appreciate if this insanely low volume 1 week post-split was actually ominous for hedgies and an invitation for them to step on the ledgies

>>50620390
What reddit dd

>>50620390
The one about the Rothschilds?

>>50620379
Baker, your posts like this ooze out that you have no self esteem. You are on motherfucking 4chan, use your balls.

You are NGMI no matter how much you make from MOASS if you dont have your confidence and self esteem.

>>50620409
that's debunked sweaty

>>50620402
It's very bullish. Low liquidity and forcing a 2nd split along with NFT dividend with a launch of the market as full is going to ream hedgies tight bucci with a tungsten carbide lathe bit all the way to the the outer wall of their being

>>50620423
> balls
baker had those removed

>>50620322
Checked and many of us said it was dumb. As if Cotadel doesn't know how many shares they have shorted. All it did was disempower retail.

>>50620363
Holy fuck the countdown has begun

>post yfw volume is only 1 share for a whole day sometime next week

>>50620322
volume stuck in the percolator

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAGGGGGGGGGGIESSSSSSSSS LMAOOOOO ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN

>>50620315
hahahahahaha they are actually a sus poster trying to get out ahead of us and our calculations

They do not want this data to come out

>>50619666
nothing satan. waiting for muh gibs

Is it time to talk about them
Percolating liquidity issues?
>Percolating liquidity issues?
Percolating liquidity issues?
>Percolating liquidity issues?
Percolating liquidity issues?
>Percolating liquidity issues?

>>50620423
Baker gets his self-esteem from the 500-lb tranny frenship league (individual weight btw), the same way that each individual 500lb tranny frenship league member gets their self-esteem from the baker and other 500lb tranny frens (hereinafter "FTL"). Not shitting on them, just my observation from the generals and /trash/. If you are surprised by this, you haven't been on the internet for very long.

>B-B-B-B-B-BUT I TOTALLY BOUGHT GAMESTOP AT 80 AND I'M TOTALLY STILL IN THE GREEN
LMAO GET FUCKED YOU DUMB NIGGER BAGGOT

>>50620489
It's obvious there are too many shareholders out there. 170k CS accounts, that alone is too many. Only a fraction of people can be bothered to request their shares out of a brokerage.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50620505
I dont know or care to know if the baker is a 500lb tranny or associated with 500lb trannies. I appreciate the baker making our threads, but god damn you dont have to type like a pushover.

>>50620534
Shouldn't you be happy? Why are you angry?

>50620534
>never posts position
kek I wouldn't after getting burnt on GME puts

>50620534
>only 633% in 5 years

>>50620236
$9868? seems more realistic that millions

>>50620575
because he doesn't own it and it's not his screenshot. They did the same thing with pushing amc here, none of them actually hold these positions, they only need for us to stop holding ours. They try to stir up conflict between us and the other threads, which honestly most of us couldn't care at all what anyone else is doing outside of gme.

>brainstop
>only 550% in 5 years
WHATS THE MATTER BAGGIES? WHERES YOUR SQUIZZLY SQUOOZE LMAO

>>50620637
That chart is insanely bullish kek

>>50620663
>like a tightly coiled spring

It this what impotent rage looks like manifest? Screaming into a void? Kek

>picrel is what I imagine niggerfaggot looks like

>>50620559
Thanks comfy blanket poster.

uhhh dot bros?

>>50620735
>bull flag

Kenny boy feelin the pain, liquidating yet more expensive properties https://www.chicagobusiness.com/residential-real-estate/ken-griffin-citadel-launches-sell-gold-coast-condos

BAGGIE WAGGIE WAGGIES WHY ISNT YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT STOCK GOING UP?
>stock split
LITERALLY PRICED IN LMAO
>NFTs
LMAO WHO CARES BAGGIES
>muh DRS
>muh float
>muh retail bids
POINT TO ME ON THE GRAPH WHERE THAT MATTERS LMAO

It’s hilarious to read these revisions on recession from wiki.
>https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/waglsh/wikipedia_experts_hard_at_work_to_redefine_a_word/

>>50620812
Steve Cohen was liquidating properties earlier too.

>Sell GME
>Buy SIGA
>Make Money
>Buy Back GME at $20 later
Simple AF

>Had 2 shares
>Wanted to buy more but poor as dirt, need to move house, all my stuff is breaking, bad times all around etc.
>Stock split happens
>Now have 8 shares
>Every share is worth infinite money but now I have 4 times more infinite money
Thanks GME.

>>50620869
> find ledge
> jump
Simple AF

>>50620566
Checked and it's interesting how you came to your conclusion. I would say you're projecting but that would be too easy. Anyway, you give your appreciation too quickly. Baker is easily replaceable. That's the point of this place. If you want to worship characters, go to the Cringemines or /trash/. If baker would stop baking threads, another anon will take his place.

>>50619588
Checked and posting in real thread

>>50620845
The cover up will just make it look worse for them later. The numbers today are the best things will ever be for them.

>>50620869
Are you guys even trying anymore?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd

Yeeted

>>50620812
Do we have any idea how much he has left?

>>50620869
>Buy GME
>DRS
>Short SIGA
>Make money
>Buy more GME
>DRS
Simple as

>>50620869
SuGA muh balls

>>50620894
I've heard he has 1 yil left, but I think it's less than that.

>>50620877
Checked. GME is rewarding us for banking with them.

GME is never going below $30 ever again.

Its been a year and a half. How the fuck have we been wrong every single time

>>50620887
they're really not, I think I only saw a single good hedgie post all week
he was saying that the purple circle in the new lgbt flag represented us and computershare
I thought it was pretty original

>50620935
>1pbtid
>we
not sending their best

>>50620923
$33*

Whad an unindelligend redord. All you gan do is sneed :DD me begause you gnow i'm fugging righd and you're wrong.
when is id enough for you beoble? how many dimes do you have do be lied :DD doo? when does dhe bullshid beddled :DD by redards begome doo mugh? for fuggsages, every fugging dheory and glaim ever our our here was wrong.
remember dhe sghisos who glaimed :DD dhe governmend would led :DD id squeese before 2020 do brevend long derm gains?
remember dhe sghisos who unironigally dhough we'd be even halfway dhrough widh drsing in dhe weegs leading ub do dhe q1 shareholder's meeding? when in all agdualidy, we weren'd even a 1/4 of dhe way dhere, whigh anyone widh a brain gould've dold you gonsidering dhere was no hybe and dhe momendum was falling off a gliff.
or jusd fugging lasd weeg when everyone was greaming dhere bands saying dhe hedges were fugged :DD begause of dhe squeese? bud now, singe nodhing habbened :DD id's dodally gonna habben in sebdember begause of d + 35 -- waid i meand ogdober --- waid i meand negsd year. See where i'm going widh dhid fugging bullshid. Id's jusd gonsdand goalbosds indermigsed :DD widh dheories dhad have no badid in realidy

>>50620880
>constantly tries to make threads 50 replies before bump limit
That's not how it works you fucking retard

>>50620992
If you are referring to my cock, then yes, big things are definitely coming.

>50620955
>we
Yes we. This entire general has never been right about a single thing. Lol. Lmao even. Kek baggies.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Halo Combat Evolved Speedrunners can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50619698
It was very based of Ryan to actually say this

>>50620981
Ebin :DD

>>50620954
that was me with the chevrons and stuff. That you can't tell organic posters and real astroturfers is worrying but ultimately that's not my problem.
>>50621004
I don't bake.

Real thread? How can I be sure?

DRS

>>50621032
The threads are fake but the bagholding is real

>>50621032
You know the secret handshake, right?

>>50621023
>the dividend that wasn’t going to happen but happened
>741
>monthly cycles
To name a few, but I know you’re a disingenuous faggot already.

>>50621026
hard to tell when the irony becomes thick
I simply stopped caring when I see a negative post on these generals

>>50620835
zoom out

>>50621054
>monthly cycles
QRD?

Can’t wait to buy donkeys with my gains

>>50621054
lol. lmao even

Not to mention loopring partnership as well that shills spent months downplaying

>>50621054
For me, it's
>Game On, Anon

>>50621022
Checked

>>50620845
>It's another edition of Reddit gets the redpill
I swear by the time this is over the Redditoids are going to be full /pol/

>>50621052
...please don't hurt me I've been a good baggie I swear!

>the dividend that wasn’t going to happen but happened
NO MOASS LMAO
>741
NO MOASS LMAO
>monthly cycles
MONTHLY CYCLES?!? WANT SOME FUCKING CRANBERRY JUICE FOR YOUR PERIOD YOU FUCKING CUNTS LMAO ON AND GUESS WHAT? NO MOASS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO KYS BAGGIES

After MOASS we should start an OG /gme/ members club and to get access you need to own one gentlesir

>shitpost on a nickado asshole thread that will be deleted imminently
they do it to feel a semblance of control and authority that they can never materialise in the real world

>>50620637
>What is a Logarithmic Scale
How can anyone look at this chart and NOT see we're in the largest bullish penant in the history of the world. What's the worst they can do? Crash the price to a dollar? I fucking wish hedgies would. When all is said and done, history will be made and this stock will be seen as the most obvious play in hindsight.

>>50621137
>yum how much eth to stack to eat his post mukbang spicy shits
I'll admit, I chuckled.

MOASS on (2)sday checkem

>>50621066
>hard to tell when the irony becomes thick
Nobody has any idea just how thicc it is in this saga.

>>50621168
>What's the worst they can do? Crash the price to a dollar?
Well yes, but we already have ETH transactions cheaper and faster than VISA, so good luck.

>>50621137

>>50621137
>complaining about 4chan
Byebye baggie

>>50621076
Every few months there’s a series of interactions between FTD close outs and some other shit they roll to do with the option chain.

>>50621168
>>50621191
If they dropped the price to a dollar, GameStop would buy back the remaining float.

BTC 24k
ETH 1800
SPY over 400

Gamestop????????????????????????????????

PERFORMED 8X WORSE THAN SPY TODAY

FUCKING
LOSERS

LOL

>>50621253
>announcing a report
Uh oh

>>50621255
"strategic" check

>50621271
Rent
F
R
E
E

>>50621264
>If they dropped the price to a dollar, GameStop would buy back the remaining float.
Oh my bad. I thought you said crash the price OF the dollar, aka hyperinflation.. Yeah if GME hit a dollar I'd just buy all the GMEs I can afford and take a nap.

Baggies hows it going today? Looks like your T+ cope dates were just that in the end? Hmm. It’s almost as if the shorts covered over a year ago and Ryan Cohen is using you redditors to inflate his company’s share price… nah, couldn’t be. Kek

Someone is paying the shills overtime it seems. I'm sensing an announcement.

You know the real reason for Ethereum pumping and so do I.

>>50621332
Pre market tomorrow.

>>50621298
Why not both? They need to learn nothing is going to shake us off. Not even nuclear war or a project blue beam level event. I'm just not going to sell before moass.

>>50621337
It's amazing how they all manage to coordinate at the same time, dozens of 1pbtid and general retarded monkies slinging shit at a wall hoping it sticks.

It's frankly insulting and embarrassing, but I have seen their sub reddit and it's pretty much cringe and cope posting 24/7 by like 10 core people literally 10-15 posts a day by some of them

>>50621371
>Why not both?
If the dollar is hyperinflated and GME is at $1 then that would mean the non-inflated GME price would have to be several billionths below $1 and that's simply not possible.

>>50621191
I would slurp that dip so fucking hard. How the fuck did wall Street fuck up so bad as to invoke the ire of fucking gamers? They might be unironically blaming those Gamergate terrorists their boomer boss saw on a television program once. Never forgetti.

LOL

LMAO

They will continue to pump the stocks they are long on to maintain their collateral this is their last hope.

>>50621133
i will never buy a jpeg

>>50621432
It seems amazon is their last hope

I... I still haven't DRSed my shares because they're in a tax-free account and I don't want to pay a single penny to the government.

>>50621368
My body is ready.

>>50621431
Yeah they really fucked up huh.
GAMERS RISE UP

>>50621470
Based, me too

>>50621470
that's what leafchads do anon it's ok

>>50621368
Yes Timmy I’m sure your moass will be waiting for you under your pillow in the morning, just like the previous 500 mornings right? :D

>>50621470
Just buy more in a seperate account.

>>50621504
No it will be waiting on my monitor, cum on keep up.

>Oh no I waited all these days for something that is certain to happen eventually, but since it didn't happen today I guess I should just give up
Shills love pushing the false sense of urgency. Less than 2 years of waiting to be incredibly wealthy is not a long time at all.

Wasn’t today? Maybe tomorrow today. Today it’s the new tomorrow yesterday yesterday day today today 2day tuethurday Wednesday wedernesdarday day day day

>>50621551
Their favorite logical fallacy. "Thing hasn't happened yet thus it never will"

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Singular Language Speaking Putas can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50621470
You should be aware that they can start taxing anything held in a TFSA if you start making substantial gains with it, the definition of which is intentionally kept vague so they can enforce it whenever they want.

Although they probably don't really care unless you start making more than 200k or something, which lets be honest is never going to happen with GME I mean c'mon.

Do their bosses not tell them about this?

>>50621608
CRA will never get their grubby maple syrup hands on my GME

>>50621631
you're far more annoying than they are

>>50621470
Just buy a share through Fidelity and send it over, you literally cannot buy a cheaper hedge against the upcoming crash.

>zomg they posted for the first time in the thread
>zomg zomg 1pbtid shill
>shill
>OMG ITS A SHILL ITS THE HEDGIES AAAAAA HELP HEDGIES WANT ME TO SELL
Jesus christ (jew) kill yourself baggies lmao

WOW nice recession! Market up anyway because it’s NEVER FUCKING CRASHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BAGKEKS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The ducks have arrived.

>>50621656
Best of luck to you.

>>50621697
And you don't see fit to ask how the market is green despite officially entering a recession? You don't see anything wrong here? You are simply concerned with only the outcome, and not the mechanism behind it? Perhaps I finally understand the NPC meme.

>>50621663
>you're far more annoying than they are
>meanwhile >50621687
Another retard.

>>50621687
your posting style is incredibly easy to recognize. You have been here all day. I get that you didn't have the brains to become a doctor in American, but at least try to be good at what you do no? What is the point if you are going to suck at even shilling, the single easiest job on the planet, something a demonstrable retard could pull off with coaching. But you...you have trouble with it. Is it lack of passion? Lack of intelligence?

>>50621780
Exit pump. I only need to be right once.

>>50621780
delusional bagkeks

>>50621789
Kys christcuck faggot lmao. Jesus was a BIPOC immigrant and there's nothing you can do to change that

>>50621786
he's right though. that faggot posts nothing of importance and just constantly calls everyone with either too many or too few posts a shill and always posts his gay little screenshots of the PBTID as if its some kind of gotcha no one else knows about.

>>50621823
I think you oughtta address the question. We have hit the technical definition of a recession. Why IS the market green? If everything was always already priced in, why do prices change at all in response to rate hikes? Why is the Fed constantly saying one thing despite doing another? Why do you feel like this state of affairs is bullish going forward, and not a massive question mark at best?

>>50621830
Did she mean to spend $200 on foam and spackling to make it look terrible?

>50621843
>he's right though.
Uh oh, looks like somebody forgot to change IDs again.

>>50621876
meaning 1678 you illiterate fucking retard

Buy DRS HODL! Reminder if you don't DRS brokers can fuck you if it serves their interests.

The shorts have covered

>>50621876
They didn't send their best, not worth the money.

>>50621780
>delusion to think the market is unhealthy when GDP growth is negative and inflation is double digits

>>50621903
p-priced in...

>>50621663
I'll just have to continue annoying you more then seeth mong

>meanwhile I single handedly did more DD for share numbers in 2 days worth more than every post you've made combined

Lol.lmao even jannies.

>banning for "false" reporting now?

If only you did your one job. Job is a string word. Servitude is better.

7881205<
>Taking sides with some random meltdownie faggot because one anon wanted to remind them of the sneedful
Get a load of this aspie newfaggot, way to out yourself fucktard KEK.

>>50621876
Haha classic meltdownies

>>50621963
nah i'm the one that tells the actual fucking aspie every single time i come in here that he's being trolled and they only post because of his massive metldowns, he fucking attracts them. he fully well knowingly takes the bait every single time though. and he'll continue to. and he'll lose every cent he makes during moass because he's a fucking moron that's incapable of biting his tongue and not engaging obvious bait.

>I was just pretending to be retarded
Everytime

>>50622007
>my entire reason for being here is to troll with bait
Sad life you live matey. I bet if you asked people what they thought of your little autistic game they would think you are a fucking idiot who adds nothing to these threads but more shit to filter

>mfw redditors are fighting against amongst themselves over a reddit stock 2 years after the squeeze
Lmao time go to back isn't it? You bunch of newfaggot jew worshipers

im not the one trolling you you dipshit
whatever im gonna go get dinner
enjoy seething alone in your room, faggot

>>50622033
>meltdownie admits to trolling outside of /b/
uh oh stinky. It’s funny how they out themselves so easily

>I-I'm not mad
>you are!
Kek

>whatever im gonna go get dinner
>enjoy seething alone in your room, faggot

>>50622064
>I'm not the one trolling you
>except when I do
Is it autism? When people do things you don't like and then sperg out at them because you want the world to conform to you instead?

>whatever im gonna go get dinner
>enjoy seething alone in your room, faggot

>50622069
t’s funny how they out themselves so easily outside of /lgbt/ as janny simps lmao

baggers

What the hell does Kenny know that we don't that would call for this density of shills? They're cranking out posts so fast half of them are forgetting to swap ideas when they reply to themselves. It seems much too excessive for standard crabbing operations.

>>50622181
today was the lowest volume of all time
nobody is buying from brokers and nobody is selling their shares

>>50621608
Yes it is vague but only if you do not hold these securities for long periods of time. If you are day trading, intra day trading or even buying and selling the same securities within 6 months apart they can be subject to taxes if they deem it credible. If you buy and hold for a year or longer the chance they will flag your account and tax it is very small even if you're making 200k+

T.friend works for cra in tfsa auditing

>>50622181
There’s hardly any shills in here right now, it’s just a bunch of baggies arguing about inane shit

>>50622260
but you're a shill

>>50622260
Who tf is a baggie here? The ogs bought and held when it dropped to 70 a year ago alot of us haven't been baggies for a long time now. Seethe and cope its weird you're concerned with another person's investments faggot

>>50622285
>to 70
40 even

>>50622285
>who tf is the baggies?
Satoshi holders

imagine having a /general/ for an asset you don't like. imagine that unnecessary negativity in your life, and for what?

KEK baggies!

I’m a shill, but will turn into an ape at $20

>>50622201
>>50622181
Armageddon imminent.

I kind of want things to collapse already, it is getting increasingly hard to find anyone worth talking or listening to who is not gay, retarded, or (((worse)))
Like just fucking die already
Please
Fuck

>>50622201
>nobody is buying from brokers
What if they're routing buys to the dark pools as well..

>>50621664
This was my reasoning for jumping into this. No brainer, if you faggots are right, my 3K of GME turns into FUCK YOU money. If you are wrong, whatever I have a nice cushiony office job, just go back to my regular ass life like I have been. I check in here more than I wish to admit but the shills here rage at the thought of the fact that there's thousands of lurkers who dont engage them.

I'm having pizza and Jack and coke while my wife and kids are out of town. Going to play some WoW later for old times sake. My basterds, I think we are in the final stretch (though I have no proof except digits [kindly check them] and I have said this many times before in the last two years).

2nd time trying to DRS my vanguard shares.
CS rep said providing confirmation codes 'isn't how it works'. I asked for a compliance officer, which apparently they don't have either!
After a hold she promised I would get one by email in an hour.
Guess what? No confirmation number in the email. This is a DRS request for less than 100 shares. I placed the original request last Friday.

I also emailed the CFTC regarding the swaps data and they said a FOIA request is unnecessary because it will be posted publicly.

It would seem our 'meme stock' has caused quite a stir!

>>50622488
>It would seem our 'meme stock' has caused quite a stir
>volume is the lowest it's ever been
Agreed, the only thing that would make this spicier is if there are still people waiting on for their split shares, I wonder if everyone get their shares yet.

>>50622476
>WoW
Wow I used to feel kind of bad for you baggies but now I just think you deserve it. I hope you all get fucking destroyed blizzcuck faggot nigger

>>50622226
Oh, interesting. Surely they wouldn't see the share dividend as having recently added to a position, right?

Based Papa Cohen waiting to let MOASS happen so that I can avoid taxes.

Hmmmmmmm....

>>50619588
But its thursday

>>50622568
two more months

>>50622583
According to the T+69 theory (shown), price has its runs on the vertical lines.
The upper bound is just critical margin territory.

>>50622568
Wait we have to wait 69 days?

>>50622568
explain this to me like I'm a nigger

>>50622620
That'll be up to your parole officer.

>>50622620
>>50622603
Price tends to rally every ~69 calendar days (42 trading days) due to FTD fuckery.
The next date is the upcoming TUESDAY.
Remember this post...

>>50622620
This is the situation:
Considering the much lower SI we have now, we need at least a 4x pump to even consider starting the squeeze. That means we need to artificially pump to $450-$500.

Now tell me how it's possible to get past the GIANT resistances @ 250, 300, 350, and 400. Considering there are a shitload of bagholders from last month waiting to get out of their positions.

What got us to 150+ was a gamma squeeze that smart money took advantage of when they saw the bears getting too piggish with their options. This shit does not exist past $200. We will literally need to pump the price by sheer FOMO. And with the normies burnt out/distracted from other plays, and Wallstreet actively fighting against this play, I don't see how we generate a pump that is equal to January.

1XX might very well be our last frontier. I suggest you make the most of it.

>>50622541
No thats a normal market transaction that is not made by an individual

7/41 is 8/10

>reddit face

LMAO ALMOST 2 YEAR BAGGIES!!!!!

>>50622753
Which anime archtype was tuesday moass again?

>>50622787
> >reddit face
idk why that phrase makes me laugh so fucking hard.

>>50622488
threaten to call the SEC and leave a message with the SEC. guaranteed they will call to follow up but idk if they will do anything. Fidelity had DRSd my 3 shares by the time the SEC got back to me

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>>50622620
Peepee lines make the poopoo line go up on meme days, normally ledgies push it down but this time it’ll hit the shidfard line and things get very poopy from there

>>50622926

bros ?

>>50622946
Somebody seems upset

Just sell

>>50622921
Is it because of the combination of ftds splivvy and drs?

Baggies are too funny!

>>50622973
I think it’s that percolating liquidity issue they keep not talking about

>>50622961
Looks bud.
You offer me 148,800$ per share and I'll do it. Thats the lowest I can go, final offer.

>>50622620
time is up.

>>50622973
>>50623063
All of the above. The upward pressure keeps building and their resources to stop it are rapidly dwindling. They driving up a steep hill with no brakes and they're running out of gas.

>>50623081
>Sneed

>>50623081
>>50623084
Bazzed.
>>50622875
I've read to go thru your states securities regulators but I could try that.

How much heartburn do you think Ken Griffin has at this very moment?

>>50623118
All of it. I think acid reflux is eating him.

This general is the only place on entire board not making any gains right now.
Embarrassing

>>50623146
>Down 70% on 6 month
>Up 5% on 5 day
Yeah y'all really showing us

>>50623118
idk 3, or 4 maybe.

>>50623101
Just ramble about "are you my broker" and "do you not have a fiduciary duty to me" and "legally I get to decide what happens with my shares" and then threaten the SEC

>>50619588
MOASS when?

Which hedgies have we killed so far? I remember Melvin but wasn't there another?

>>50623118
Probably passed out stone cold drunk on his plane he’s about to lose.

>>50619621
>>50619663
>>50619714
>>50619727
>>50620884
WAGMI.

>>50622817
Gyaru.

>>50623118
Every day ends with a Tums Festival.

holy fuck i thought reddit was bad for shills, jesus christ this place is 120x worse, which is what GME is gonna do during the next gamma squeeze, then the real MOASS in October

source: trust me bro

why do you think cohen bought 10m worth options in BBBY exp. jan 2023? shits gonna gamma squeeze in october when FED finally announces were fucked, then GME swoops in with blockchain stock market and saves the day, while FED prints money like a jew before the holocaust

>>50623209
I heard mayo man is trying to sell 3 NYC apartments.

Why holding at $33 when you pick up the same stock at $20?

>>50623210
>these graphs are always so satisfying

>>50623261
*can

>>50623261
Makes pp hard.

Give it up already Pajeet. Watching you struggle so much is just sad now.

>>50623218
I understood that reference.

>>50623200
tomorrow

>>50623210
looks like a schism in the markets. Some stocks are following SPY, some stocks are being used to manipulate GME.

>>50623194
Noted. Going to try this tomorrow.
>>50623208
Archegos

its tomorrow

>>50621576

You just going to kiss tight tummy’s then walk away bro

I’ll kiss more than you I’ll keep a count

>>50622535
Long time lurker, first time poster, ten(10) posts by this ID. SNEED faggot, were wagming, you are fucking pathetic. I've spent more then 2 years in a foreign prison, you think I won't wait longer for your kike masters to be liquidated?

>>50623231
>this place is 120x worse
We’re just better at noticing them. Also I think we don’t get any experienced ones because of how quickly they either get redpilled or just plain tired of getting called a nigger in every other post

by the way, apple beat earnings, but apple is also part of the top-gme-matching etf. Did they report earnings after hours, or premarket?

>>50620483
I can't buy those, I live in third world country. We only get gringo scraps

>>50623422
checked and based free man

>>50619794
>>50621368
>>50623313
>>50623365
KEK, it will be "tomorrow", just like you said yesterday and the day before that. It will always be "tomorrow" (except tomorrow, because on fridays you say "monday")
You cultists really are the new Qtards
>>50601672

>>50623447
my lazy ass went through the trouble of googling it myself. IF (big if) apple was shorted with the rest of that ETF, then they just ate a big bag of shit with that positive earnings reports. Its also possible though, that they cherrypicked certain stocks out of that ETF. Fucked if I know.

>>50623468
>KEK, it will be "tomorrow", just like you said yesterday and the day before that

>>50623261
What the FUCK are you talking about.

>>50623468
yes

Hypothetically, if the government chose to price anchor at a figure where the tax revenue would fully pay off the national debt plus 15% for all the spending yung Brandon wants to do...

What would that figure be?

>>50623489
Put in a buy order for $20

>50623468
imagine believing the "it's tomorrow" meme, kek

NIIIIIII88GGGGGGGGGERRRRRSSSSSS

>>50623468
Imagine if his does this for free. Nigger.

>>50623509
>>50623509
>>50623509
Threaded, frens!

>>50622875
>throwing a bitch fit and calling the SEC over 3 (three) shares

Lmao the absolute state of poorfags

>>50623496
If we go by rough estimates that's $30T divided by 300m outstanding shares so that's $100k per share. However that is only how much money it would take for GME to pay off the national debt. If we assume long term capital gains tax of 15% then let's divide that $100k per share by 15% to get... oh my...

>>50623535
>i-it's just a meme bro, we weren't serious!
LMAO, I can't wait until you baggies admit the MOASS was just a meme all this time
>>50623539
>Imagine if his does this for free. Nigger.
>Can't write a coherent sentence
>Calls me a nigger
KEK BAGGIES

>>50623630
Imagine the easy PR of solving the national debt by getting GME tax money from people actually willing to pay it instead of being locked up in hedge funds.

>>50623753
can't get gov money for gibs through taxation that would not fly with voters. Gibs come through inflation so it looks like daddy gov is gifting you shit, otherwise it just looks like it's stealing from the rich to give to themselves.

>>50621076
That Norwegian nigger has inandoutted his blogsh in every single hole there, including his own.
>why even
>imagine the
>things are