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He's Back Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>> No.50616410

nigger

>> No.50616418

Previous >>50614838

>> No.50616420

sigger

>> No.50616429

Shorting SIGA at 21.50

>> No.50616430
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>>50616420

>> No.50616433

>>50616344
>mainly just /biz/ and Stocktwits
And hedgefunds that have been trying to shake off investors since $8.
They're losing control though now that /biz/ is taking it seriously and isn't selling when they do their little bullshit bumpy pony ride nonsense.

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>>50616410

>> No.50616441

SIGA NIGA

>> No.50616442
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50616442

Parties over, pack it up

The crown jewel has hit weekly resistance after a multi week +22% rally right up to earnings

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50616447

Sold my SIGA calls for $1450.

>> No.50616450

>>50616296
Guilty. Feels bad man

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>> No.50616457

>>50616433
Why would hedgies not want retail buying?

>> No.50616464

>>50616433
This. There was a couple of big dumps there to scare out people. Not happening now. R*ddit still barely mentions it and the CDC still hasnt mentioned the plan for it.

>> No.50616466
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50616466

So, are we pumping to ath to celebrate recession and money leaving the market due to rate hikes?

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50616467

See you tomorrow,mumu

>> No.50616469

Okay, so I bought BLK at $813 and today it’s $860. Do I hold or cut and run?

>> No.50616482

sooo all this crypto shit that crashed a month or two ago. how is it doing now? i take it bitcoin is slowly rising... what about all the other shitcoins that bottomed out, do those rise back up, or are they now forever worthless??

what is going on in the nft space?

is general concensus that crypto is a scam yet, or not?

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>>50616482
So many pastas out there and you picked this one?

>> No.50616504

>increasing jobless claims
>2 bad cpi releases
>2 bad gdp releases
>market keeps going up
I'm honestly baffled and am wondering when they're actually going to dump the market again

>> No.50616506

>all these retards talking about siga
>meanwhile I have a 100xer that’s about to pop
And I’m not going to tell you the name of the company, you’ll have to research based on my description

It’s a company that makes fully electric delivery vans that utilize utility drones to also make deliverys. The biggest X factor is that it’s in the running to replace the entire fleet of usps delivery cans. No way they don’t go all electric or atleast a portion of the fleet electric

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50616516

SOXL bros how we feelin?

>> No.50616524
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Fintel has siga at rank #2 on the gamma squeeze leaderboard
But I can't imagine many of the people with options would be exercising them.

>> No.50616534

>>50616506
Rivian?

>> No.50616537

>>50616506
>workhorse
lol lmao.

>> No.50616543

>>50616457
Because of options and they shorted it heavily because “Mpox just can’t be a thing it just can’t”

>> No.50616544

>>50616482
Shit coins most likely going to be forever worthless just like 99% of the ICO coins in 2017 post crash.
BTC, ETH still above 2017 peak. Will pump on the run up of SPY from 4000 to 5000, whoever that may be. Will dump on the dump.
NFT’s are slaughtered and wont make a come back. Only NFT’s will be tickets to events or things with legit utility but no more jpegs of apes worth more than lambos

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>>50616506
>WKHS

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>>50616504
The world is getting fucked way worse than the US
Thats why recession got cancelled

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50616555

Rate my portfolio. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.50616554

>>50616506
kek HORSE

>> No.50616558

>>50616506

lmao this dumb fucking dumbass

>> No.50616559
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50616559

Doing what we do, watchin' gays getting rammed
Gays, you keep it so fly, with your sweet honey buns
You'll be there when the monkey is gone
You'll be there when the monkey cums
Got me lifted, shifted higher than the ceilin'
And ooh-wee, it's the ultimate feelin'
You got me lifted, feeling so gifted
Siga, Siga how you get so fly
Siga, Siga how you get so high?
Siga, Siga how you get so high?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA

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>>50616504
>and am wondering when they're actually going to dump the market again

>> No.50616567

>>50616537
>>50616545
Fellow WKHS chads. I knew some in this general would be smart enough to be invested. Neigh

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>>50616506
>Just catch a falling cannonball

>> No.50616570

>>50616506
No one is buying your rivian bags faggot lol

>> No.50616577

>>50616504
in a month or so when retails all in
just like 1929

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50616589

Does anybody here NOT own SIGA? Why not?

>> No.50616591

>>50616457
They were making money off of the crabby volatility by providing options specifically crafted to heem retail and scare them off so they could acquire, like >>50616464 noticed.
Go look at the stock prices and cross reference with expiry on certain strike prices. It was absolutely fucked for a little while.

Now it's unfucked, the stock isn't a meme now that the WHO and CDC have kicked in behind TPOXX. I'm actually surprised at how slow the action is.

>> No.50616594

>>50616568
what happened here? is he dead?

>> No.50616598

>>50616568
wtf is this real?

>> No.50616603

>>50616568
Hmm you can clearly see a hexagram on the floor in that webm.might just be a coincidence tho

>> No.50616616

>>50616568
Did he died

>> No.50616619

>>50616506
ARVL
nigger

>> No.50616620

>>50616568
lmao

>> No.50616622

>boil
>drv
Jews inversing me again

>> No.50616625

>>50616616
>>50616594
>>50616598
Nerve gas

>> No.50616629
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50616629

I still remember last year when people were shilling workhorse and being really annoying about it. then their deal fell through one day and they dropped over 50% in minutes. I remember all the salt posts from the people holding in
>wtf I just got back from work wtf happened to workhorse

>> No.50616632

>>50616616
>>50616594
He got up and shook it off, he's fine

>> No.50616636

>>50616534
>>50616570
Newfags

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>>50616506
Fucking WKHS, holy shit it feels like 2019 all over again. Want to tell us about AMRS while you're at it too?

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50616649

LOW VOLUME WARNING

>> No.50616651

>>50616629
Dumb catposter

>> No.50616658

>>50616629
>what do you mean monke pox isn’t pandemic material!

>> No.50616664

Is my SIGA buy order at 19.50 going to fill?

>> No.50616668

I'm suprised WKHS holders haven't roped by this point. or is this a new wave of retards chasing it?

>> No.50616681

>>50616664
>Is my SIGA buy order at 19.50 going to fill?
doubt it

>> No.50616683

>>50616591
>I’m actually surprised how slow the action is
Market cap has practically doubled in a week. Pretty brisk pace without any normie retail pumps don’t you think?

>> No.50616686

>>50616506
Did you travel from the past dear tourist? WKHS had its day in these threads and some people made some money. Most got justed when that usps contract was said to be a dud

>> No.50616695

>>50616553
Bullish for immigration.

>> No.50616700

siga are homophobes

>> No.50616702
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>>50616589
I thought I missed out

>> No.50616712

>>50616683
This pump is because of Stocktwits.

>> No.50616713

>>50616516
Feeling like the CHIPS act may save our bags after all. I’m in profit regardless but it’s a gamble I’m actually glad to see paying off.

>> No.50616714

>>50616683
its a small cap stock... doubling the mcap from 750m$ isnt really that crazy

>> No.50616715

>>50616668
Why would we rope? We have an actual product and it’s in contention for a $6B government contract. Meanwhile you’re over here praying that the average person gives a fuck about a disease that only infects gays

>> No.50616726

IM UP 29K ON SIGA GAYSEX BROS

>> No.50616735

>>50616700
Nothing homophobic about investing in a company that makes vaccines for an std. I can't wait for siga to pump so I can go back to enjoying my orgies without worrying

>> No.50616736

>>50616559
> watchin' gays getting rammed
You’re watching gay porn?

>> No.50616740
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50616740

What's everyone's stoploss strategies? I'm up quite a bit on some calls, and not sure what to do...

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>>50616715
>why would we rope

>> No.50616751

>>50616740
Panic sell when I can't take it anymore

>> No.50616753
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>>50616740
>using a stoploss
look at this pussy bitch

>> No.50616756

>>50616744
>he’s never heard of cheapies

>> No.50616757

>>50616568
>bugman crushed like a bug
god sure has a sense of humor

>> No.50616761

at what point do we sell, siga bros? we are long due for a drop

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Oh your awake anon... SIGA? Semiconductor shortage? What are you talking about it's 2032. Hmmm no you bought VOO and VTI during the recession remember that's how you were able to make it remember... that sounds like a nightmare at least it's over here come her let me hold you.

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all you had to do to make it was buy the dip
but you listened to bobos FUD

>> No.50616770

>>50616568
KWAB

>> No.50616771

>>50616740
Like an anon said in the last thread, if you're not sure if you should sell, it's time to sell.

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>>50616736
I was doing researching on monkeypoop and found it accidentally on twitter.

>> No.50616776

>>50616761
No we're not, if anything this is still early in the pump. My absolute minimum sell price is $100

>> No.50616780

Fine. I'll put 100k on SIGA in power hour today, then open tomorrow, then power hour tomorrow, but that's all.

>> No.50616782

>>50616726
Nice

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>>50616740
>stoploss
It's all or nothing.

>> No.50616793

>>50616780
>buying the top
You'll get topped

>> No.50616796

This pump is honestly fucking ridiculous. Shit makes me uneasy when this kind of stuff happens, you know a big dump is coming, it’s just a matter of when

>> No.50616809

>this shitty company with borderline zero production capacity is going to supply the USPS delivery fleet!!
did you fall for it /smg/

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50616816

last friday siga had a -14% day. odds of a repeat dump?

>> No.50616822

>>50616780
Don't listen to this faggot >>50616793
It's still very early in the game

>> No.50616825

>>50616700
On the contrary. I strongly encourage all sodomites to go out and attend as many gay orgies as they possibly can to better propagate MonkeyPee. Really spread it around good.

>> No.50616830

bros i just turned on this tiny world radio for the first time in over a decade. first thing i hear? guy talking about TPOXX. WAGMI

>> No.50616832

>>50616796
The faggots are to deviant, they will keep spreading the homopox and making us money
>>50616809
RIVN? Yeah I lost large on those faggots lmao

>> No.50616839

I've lost 4k this past month trying to be a fucking bear and I would have made so much if I just bought and held like usual. Kill me.

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>>50616809
I did, but I still made a profit off of it before the deal didn't go through.

>> No.50616842

>>50616740
Using a sl for options is the most retarded thing ever.

>> No.50616848

Do you guys remember the expose on Workhorse where they went in and found it was just some warehouse with 5 dudes and a mail truck? And the stock immediately cratered? Good times.

>> No.50616865

>>50616429
>look ma', another anon is about to get shkreli'd

>> No.50616867

>>50616740
You sound like someone that should have bought vertical spreads. Once the stock is well above you’re short leg on a bull call spread you can sleep peacefully at night feeling comfy knowing every day theta is ticking in your favor with your ITM spread.

>> No.50616870

are we buying appl calls into close? idk something about the bears sweating is making me bullish.

>> No.50616879

UNEMPLOYMENT IS SO LOW GUYS HAHA OH WHAT YOU'RE DOING GIG JOBS? MIN WAGE SERVICE? WHAT YOU CANT AFFORD ANYTHING? BUT UNEMPLOYMENT IS LOW CHUD

>> No.50616882

>>50616848
>warehouse with 5 dudes and a mail truck
lmao

>> No.50616883

New high of the day for SIGA

>> No.50616892

>>50616848
There was also that other EV turd that had a truck with no engine it in so they just ran it down a hill to make it look legit kek. What was the name of that company?

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>>50616809
i was the main pusher of horse made like 35k on that piece of shit

>> No.50616907

>>50616816
0
SIGA dumped last Friday because the WHO waited until Saturday to issue their announcement, which scared off all the nonbelievers and is currently making all of the homophobes rich.

Watch this big green nigger gap up on you when more news comes in.

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>>50616848
>Those few months where everyone was clamoring over Nikola until the CEO said the trucks were powered by HTML

>> No.50616910

>>50616892
I think it was NIO

>> No.50616909

>>50616892
Nikola

>> No.50616919
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DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER SOLO?

>> No.50616924

>>50616892
NKLA

>> No.50616927

GOVX pumping harder than SIGA

>> No.50616946

>>50616667
Kek baggies are still at it
And they’re seething

>> No.50616948

>>50616907
SIGA dumped last friday because the vote was leaked, what they didn't expect was Tedros overruling it. I could've sold before the dip and rebought because I saw the post.

>> No.50616960

Going all in on BLNK, UONE, MYT, SHIPS. Why don’t we invest in tankers anymore?

>> No.50616963
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>>50616919
Lol i was just thinking about those cuckmobiles. Can't find the image but it was similar to the one on the right. Pic are from AYRO, another ev company.

>> No.50616974

>>50616908
>Revolutionary company that had a CFO with pinball machine maintenance as their most recent job

>> No.50616976
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>>50616927
>22M mkt cap
>still not above 5/24 pump
nty

>> No.50616986

>>50616568
This just happened. You guys are quick.

>> No.50616991

Remember bros:

If Apple earnings are shit, high end consumer spending is fucked. If Amazon earnings are shit, pleb tier consumer spending is fucked. These two companies make up 10% of the S&P500 and are very relevant macroeconomic indicators.

If both are shit then y'all better get ready to sell your arse fr fr no cap because the house of cards will collapse. Kind of makes you wonder why they're waiting for market close to announce, eh?

>> No.50616995

>>50616986
can we get a qrd?

>> No.50616997

>>50616960
I got rich on tankers, then got btfo by tankers, then got rich again, then got btfo again.

I can't keep up.

>> No.50617007

>>50616927
Should I sell come SIGA and buy?

>> No.50617010

>>50616991
So if one does good and the other badly
it's gonna crab?

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>>50616919
>GOVX

>> No.50617014

>>50616991

Please give me more bobo cope. I need Friday to be red(even just slightly)

I promise never to short anything ever again

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GOVX up 26% today

>> No.50617023

>>50616976
It would be a shame if ebola became airborne a real shame

>> No.50617028

>>50616995
>Excellent work, 47.
>Now head to the extraction point.

>> No.50617033

i missed out on SIGA
fucking kill me

>> No.50617042

>>50616568
Oh my God. Is he going to be okay?

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holy shit SPY is at $406 already

>> No.50617046

>>50616997
/smg/ made me so much money in March 2020 when oil went negative. Someone mentioned KOS and I saw the CEO bought 115k shares @ 1.15 before it tanked to 0.52. I bought a shit ton for .93 and sold 2.5 CC’s on it for 2 years before my shares were called away and collected over 3x my cost basis in premium.
Recently hit $8+ when oil peaked.

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>Kind of makes you wonder why they're waiting for market close to announce, eh?

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>>50616991
didnt amazon just have their best prime day ever

>> No.50617054

Retards itt that Don’t know WKHS has a 10% stake in a lordtown motors. Stay poor when you could be picking up cheapies for the next WKHS bull run

>> No.50617056

>>50617007
Fuck no, not yet
Ebola/marburg is the next pandemic hit, after mpx

>> No.50617059

>>50616991
I think that's the reason market's pumping. Earnings will cause a dump and we're rallying to cushion the inevitable dump. We'll keep pumping though, just because government and the fed are messing up with the market
>>50617028
Stop trying to be cheeky with me m8

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>LIVE: Biden Delivers Remarks on the Economy
>not in a recession
>Jpow and goblin head Yellen agrees too
>does stream interview with other from the long nose tribe
>hurr durr not in a recession
>fuck your puts
can't make this shit up

>> No.50617068

Can someone who is not suicidal tell me how to long volatility for insane gains when SPY reaches 415

>> No.50617069

>>50616976
>>50616927
GOVX is a true microcap pump and dump, I'm sorry to say its marketcap is way too small to be trustworthy and its product and financials are a meme. Stick to SIGA.

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bros SIGA is going up too fast, if the taxman in my country sees my investment as ''speculative'' I have to pay 33% taxes

>> No.50617073

>>50616995
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-28/two-dancers-hurt-at-hong-kong-concert-after-big-screen-falls

>> No.50617072

Nobody will ever be able to take profits because they simply won't ever be enough in a high inflation environment.

>> No.50617076

>>50617068
>Can someone who is not suicidal
do you realize where you are?

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>>50616651
Faggot

>> No.50617080

>>50617033
just wait for the sale on all equities starting friday.

>> No.50617083

>>50617062
I personally now regard it as objective fact that they are willing to manipulate the markets just to make their retarded nonsense speeches look less like retarded nonsense.

>> No.50617084

>>50616865
i can't believe i fucking called it lmao

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>>50617062
First time here?

>> No.50617094

>>50617033
same

>> No.50617095

>Biden: "I did not shower with my daughter."
Damn. Case closed.

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>>50616651
silence fool

>> No.50617108

**LAST CHANCE TO BUY PUTS** vix got a serious boner rn

>> No.50617113

>>50617056
I meant sell a bit of SIGA and buy GOVX

>> No.50617116

>>50616553
I guess that's what all those billions to Ukraine are for...

>> No.50617126

>>50617094
>>50617033

I was fortunate to ride 11.5 - 15 then panic sold last Friday. I think I'm just going to buy calls next time around when there's a dip - assuming it doesn't just go up in a straight line forever.

>> No.50617128

>>50617073
>Cantopop
Fuck me i'm getting too old for this shit. Thanks for the link though

>> No.50617129

>>50617113
Not sure bro, I wouldn't

>> No.50617138

>>50617068
>Can someone who is not suicidal tell me how to long volatility for insane gains when SPY reaches 415
if SPY goes up that means volatility is going down

>> No.50617150

>>50617046
Yes, same, I made 6 figs for the first time on Scorpio tankers. Some brilliant anon called it back in fucking JANUARY. /smg/ is a genius on occasion.

>> No.50617155

>>50617126
im gunna jump in Friday- but i feel like they will announce something that crushes it this weekend

>> No.50617159

I googled selling calls and came upon a YouTube video to try and understand it better. It took me 9 minutes to realize the hicks in the video were making high end duck calls with the intent to sell them. Maybe I’ll have better luck researching puts. I’ll start here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Bl-BYN92I

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>>50616651

>> No.50617161

>>50617010
Amazon is a far more important variable than Apple. Poor earnings from either isn't good. A poor Apple result but a decent Amazon result wouldn't be good; but poor results from both will be apocalyptic.

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>>50617116
>that's just a coincidence,anon.Now take your pills

>> No.50617168

buying more UVXY calls, this rally won't survive AAPL and AMZN earnings.

>> No.50617173

>>50617108
Yea but I'm long vix calls so not gonna happen. sorry bobos, that's my bad this week.

>> No.50617179

>>50617068
>not suicidal
Can’t help ya fren. Sorry

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50617181

>>50616649
short cover rally? fake and gay?

>> No.50617185

>>50617129
K

>> No.50617187
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>>50617161
YUUP!

>> No.50617190

>>50617014
If earnings from both are poor then Friday will be more red than a Chinese Communist parade.

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50617200

>I didn't believe in Rocker's vile jew magiks.
Rocker-Sama.... I kneel.

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>>50617093
I still have some bags to unload onto you baggies so all good

>> No.50617223

are selling options a good way to dump my shares if I dont care if they get exercised?

>> No.50617236

>>50617223
Idk is selling my organs a good way to dump my liver because I don’t care if I excersize

>> No.50617238

>>50617168

I fucking hope you're right. Bro I am fucking leveraged to the fucking TITS in UVXY, and down like 20% overall.

Bought some AAPL calls with some change as a hedge because why not

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>>50617190
Did you know in China, they use red for price increases and green for decreases? I found that fascinating.

>> No.50617254

>>50617168
I'm all in on 160c aapl expiring tomorrow

>> No.50617255
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50617255

Ok bros
I rolled my SIGA calls to take some profit
I will put that profit.... into MORE SIGA CALLS

>> No.50617257

>>50617033
>>50617080
we fucking told you for two months, you probably made fun of us for bullshit -10% days too

>> No.50617260
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I need the market to dump so I can buy the bottom again like back in June

>> No.50617261

Either we are going to have a megadump in soon future or we are in next bullrun fueled by misery of average bread eater.

>> No.50617273

>>50617255
based addict

>> No.50617275
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50617275

Remember when the Gdp print was supposed to cause the market to crash? Or how about the day after a neon green FOMC where we dump?

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>>50617255
You are a greedy motherfucking sigga

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>>50617200
It's not your fault, a goy can't possibly understand the magic of God's chosen people.

>> No.50617291 [DELETED] 

>>50616589
Im holding vix bags and dont have enough in my brokerage account to daytrade so I was afraid if I sold Id miss the great crash of 2022 which will never happen
the real rub is I still couldve traded over last week and made all my losses back and then some
still doesnt hurt as bad as watching LINK moon

>> No.50617294

>>50616506
Sounds like workhorse but I dodn't know about the drone thing. That lowers my opinion of them even more. Drones are a retardedly inefficient idea unless they are fully autonomous and there's just no fucking way the retards that company ca build a good 3 dimensions AI when Tesla with its army of engineers still only has a 2D AI that crashes cars on the regular.

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>>50617261
I think you know which way we're going.

>> No.50617298

>>50617073
>>50616995
>>50616568
>Two dancers "hurt"
>Hurt
nigga had a tv fall lmao

>> No.50617315

>>50616568
>right between the legs
OUCH!

>> No.50617322

>>50617261
>or we are in next bullrun fueled by misery of average bread eater.
>>50617072 I believe we might be in an entirely new environment in which currency can not remain idle.
And people will either need endless gains or endless amounts of additional currency to work with.
Debt, upon debt, upon more debt.

>> No.50617328

GOD BLESS THE FED GOD BLESS EM

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50617329

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>> No.50617336

>>50617257
I'm short term bearish because FOMC and big tech earnings, this is a bull trap before the next bear trap leading in to the true melt up

>> No.50617339

>>50616568
Is this bullish for X?

>> No.50617343

>>50617033
I only bought in with 2k. Worse for me

>> No.50617344

DONT ASK QUESTIONS
JUST PUMP THE MARKET
THEN IGNORE ALL INDICATORS
PUMP THE MARKET
PUMP THE MARKET
PUMP THE MARKET

>> No.50617346

>>50616568
what group is this?

>> No.50617348

I'm so shook I can't do anything rn, was it like this last year too? I don't know if bears are retarded or they are just this good at manipulating markets. I sincerely don't get it.

>> No.50617354

>>50617322
>I believe we might be in an entirely new environment in which currency can not remain idle.
>And people will either need endless gains or endless amounts of additional currency to work with.
>Debt, upon debt, upon more debt.
You don’t believe that

>> No.50617359

I have to say I am officially a huge fan of gay sex

>> No.50617361

It's not even safe to just hold a short position for the end of the day. It's just going to do this faggot fucking scam ass pump until the end of the faggot fucking day. Holy fucking shit I hate these people so much.

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>>50617344
Just buy pump and get excited for next pump
Checked btw

>> No.50617367

>>50617336
the one that coincides with the shemitah timeline exactly...
>just a coincidence

>> No.50617368

>>50617344
sounds like you bet against america and lost..

>> No.50617372

>>50617361
watch and learn

>> No.50617374

>>50617354
Well, what's your take?

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>>50617159
>googled selling calls
just ask the thread. pretty sure soxl shill and robo anon have replied to me many times on how to do it

>> No.50617379

>>50617361

Volume is declining and the price is till going up, t-that means its a fake pump r-right

>> No.50617386

Yeah don't bet against our institutions' willingness to be the most autocratic bunch of literally fascist hypocritical Chinese wannabes that could possibly exist.

>> No.50617396

its like you retards have never seen an exit pump before lol
the market needs a lot of help to survive apple dropping 10% in an hour
this weaksauce pump aint it

>> No.50617405

>>50617108
>vix got a serious boner
it looks down to me

>> No.50617407

Apple has been continually conservative with it's earnings estimates and they'll probably be "fine" - they've downgraded their earnings estimated quarter on quarter, so they'll be close to their "mark" which isn't inherently negative, but they've still been contracting and bleeding which is still negative. Amazon doubled down on their Q1 earnings (where they got fucking smacked) and increased projections. There's a 0% chance they boosted revenues. People are going to be jumping from buildings tomorrow. Bix nood mofuggas.

>> No.50617419

>>50617285
When is LMDX pumpin, John?

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50617421

>soxl approaching $20

>> No.50617424

>>50617396
Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot asshole whose entire purpose in life is to make us lose money by helping your shithead racket sell us options. Additionally, fuck you, you ridiculous faggot shithead; at least you stopped larping as someone who can actually write.

>> No.50617428

>>50617368
post positions faggot

>> No.50617431

>>50617407
the street knows better than to believe apple trying to cook the books
basically no matter what as soon as the bell rings apple is dropping 10% instantly
its just their turn is all
everyone else has been through it

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>>50617223

>> No.50617436

>>50617368
What this pump represents is the death of america. slaves are being created with every pump. the discrepancies between the haves and the have nots grow larger. Right now they go door to door in your nice neighborhood selling window soap with a friendly smile, jive talk, and some dance moves. When they are truly starving they wont be so friendly. This is what is happening. Hope you goys are on the right side of it... As if there was a right side

>> No.50617445

>>50617419
I cannot predict that but bill gates owns 7% so make no mistake there will be a pump. Be patient. Basically no potential downside with infinite upside.

>> No.50617453

>>50617424
why didnt you just buy calls like i said to yesterday lol you could have MADE money lmaooo

i literally told you the spy was going to crest 400 and you didnt listen

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50617459

Hope you enjoyed,this "pump" mumu
Its over now

>> No.50617463

if interest rates continue to fall on the 10/20 YR US treasuries - is that bearish for the DXY?

>> No.50617466

>>50617346
I think it's KYS

>> No.50617465

>>50617407
AAPL literally is the US Stock Market. This huge rip since the June Low is Bullish and Bearish at the same time. They WILL dump the market one more time on the FOMO Retail heads. They just need 1 good reason to sell it off.

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>>50617445
Bought after your update. Thanks for the pick broski.

>> No.50617473

>>50617407
>they've downgraded their earnings estimated quarter on quarter
We've downgraded the buffalo bills record prediction from superbowl champs at 12-4 DOWN TO 8-8. DONT WORRY ITS BULLISH FOR THE TEAM AND PRICED IN!

>> No.50617481

>>50617453
Oh I didn't read the thread yesterday because of how the information in it literal garbage and propaganda spread by you and your remedially literate gestapo friends.

>> No.50617482

>>50617473
Bills will never win an Owl. It's the curse.

>> No.50617501

>>50617453
crest my cock and balls faggot

>> No.50617516

>>50617465
theres nothing bullish about a bear market rally
now if we start making higher highs we might be able to talk about reversals and whatnot but not yet lol
>>50617481
well you snooze you lose stay mad?

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>>50617346
mirror

>> No.50617520

Is there literally any merit in GOVX is it just a pity pump?

>> No.50617524

>>50617159
Tbh unless you are rich, have good income coming in, and a solid trading record most brokers won't let you sell calls without owning the underlying security.

>> No.50617528

>>50617431
I'm not saying Apple is cooking the books. I'm saying that they've been appropriately conservative with their quarter-by-quarter earnings estimates even though when you zoom out they're contracting which isn't good. Amazon are going to be so far off the mark it will induce panic. When these two companies which comprise 10% of the entire S&P500 induce a panic, it's a nuclear-powered-powderkeg that will collapse the entire fucking house of cards.

>> No.50617532

>>50617482
my vix calls are cursed

>> No.50617551

>>50617501
well if it makes you feel better the spy will be down 4-5% tomorrow and the qqq down 6-8%

>> No.50617553

Selling SIGA here and going short.

>> No.50617555

>>50617482
Correction they will win when my calls print and my city gets nuked so it wont matter. That's the truth

>> No.50617557

>>50617138
So what you are saying is only a retard would long volatility instead of shorting SPY

>> No.50617561

>>50617551
that does make me feel better thank you

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>>50617532
>calls on vix

>> No.50617566

Just bought 25k of assorted puts September expiry. It’s moments like these that make you, no thinking just executing

>> No.50617567

I wish I could be a day trade chad and never have FOMO.

>> No.50617581

>>50617553
>selling right before its announced a national emergency and put front and center of news reports
why is siga such a midwit filter

>> No.50617582

>>50617528
ok its not technically cooking but books but yes their goal is to put out retardedly low expectations and then beat them later
the street sees through that shit though
and guidance is still going down for next quarter because theres no signs the economy is done slowing and were in a ~technical recession~

>> No.50617585

>>50617520
pity but i have shaved money off of it two days so far

>> No.50617588
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50617588

AAPL is so special it gets to report earnings at 4:30pm when you can't buy Calls/Puts after hours at 4:15pm.

>> No.50617590

>>50617516
Yeah I will stay mad until you and your faggot racket is no longer in everyone's face across ever facet of life.

>> No.50617594

>>50617551
>spy will be down 4-5% tomorrow
Rookie numbers. Double digits. Bix nood mofugga.

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>>50617555
>Bills get that new stadium
>Host the owl in it, and win
>Nuke goes off as time expires in the 4th
Tom Clancy predicted this.

>> No.50617599

>>50617553
Good loose all your money. Butt fuck your fag friends while at it so I can continue getting rich.

>> No.50617600

>>50617588
I wonder who's behind that decision

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>>50617456
>Truth hurts

Nah, I can’t even remember what was said.

>> No.50617608

congrats to all the soxl trannies that bought at 10.53, they've practically doubled their investment.

>> No.50617615

>>50617590
i got some premium if youre buying
>>50617594
i doubt it but maybe if its truly a black friday
think everyone needs to miss on earnings today

>> No.50617634

>>50617615
premium yawns

>> No.50617638

>>50617588
Isn't the "free market" awesome?

>> No.50617639
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>>50617567
Day trading is the easiest way to make money without working. All you have to do is risk between $1,000 - $3,000 per trade and scalp them within a 30 minute window. Reading trends is so easy, especially on easy stocks like AAPL.

>> No.50617641
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50617641

Somebody apparently bought $2.1 million in Aug 19 $25 calls

>> No.50617642

Based on what /smg/ is saying I think Apple and Amazon will both beat and SPY will pump past $410 tomorrow

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>>50617594
Amazon doesn't need to sell shit. they own the cloud.

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>>50617557
>So what you are saying is only a retard would long volatility instead of shorting SPY

it depends on what the idea in your head is that you're trying to express. what exactly are you thinking?

>> No.50617654

>>50616848
Is that really what happened? I only remember them losing the bid with USPS.

>> No.50617653

>buy hedge
>get offended when it loses money

>> No.50617662

How many shekels did the shekelburg goy lose today shorting SIGA?

>> No.50617677

>>50617581
I don’t know why one wouldn’t simply hold when we’ve gone straight up for 3 days in a row and we’re not even to 100k case count. The NYC gutter rats have monkeypux now. It’s going to be in the homeless population and school children before long. I’m not gonna sell until I see a decrease or leveling off of cases.

>> No.50617681

>>50617639
I have the $25k to put into a brokerage and day trade. Is it actually that easy?

>> No.50617684

>>50617662
>How many shekels did the shekelburg goy lose today shorting SIGA?

he's down like -3k$+ so far. his stream got cut off today due to a violation. i think it was because he played copyrighted music

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>>50617646
>that setup

do white incel men really live like that?

>> No.50617703

>>50617581
Kek it will dump on the announcement retard.

>> No.50617705

jus bought back into BOIL after a 10% drop

should i be in it now or what?

>> No.50617712

>>50617615
Amazon will miss bigly. Apple will hit but like you said, Wallstreet sees through their accounting jewry.

Equities are at a seven week high when we're supposed to be in a technical recession. This rally, which is about to end in a bloodbath, is simply to ensure that the last bit of value is squeezed out of the plebs and that retirement is an aberration of the 20th century. Bix nood mofuggas.

>> No.50617717

>>50617662
Did shrkeli change his shorts? We need a youtube video review of his shenanigans.

>> No.50617720
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50617720

Holy shit SOXL

>> No.50617721

$22

>> No.50617725
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50617725

why did I get out of SIGA lmfao

>> No.50617726

>>50617687
Leave him alone. He’s got a baby dick and he’s Jewish. He called SIGA correctly though so he’ll be drowning in asian whore pussy just like scoops before long.

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>>50616394
>shkreli
Is Shkreli still getting heemed or did he capitulate?

>> No.50617732

>>50617681
no jus buy etfs and forget about it

you get killed if you dont read the IPO SEC for certain compnaies

>> No.50617735

BROS IS IT GONNA EVER STOP PUMPING???

>$22

>> No.50617744

>>50617717
>>50617731
He went down from 900 to like 300 or something

>> No.50617749

>intc pumping before the earnings announcement today
I almost bought soxl this morning when it was shitting the bed but didn't. Now it's up 9% from low point daily to the high point daily. What a trooper that tranny stock is.

>> No.50617753

>>50617379
That is bullish sir

>> No.50617754

>>50617687
meh, he lives in detroit or somewhere in michigan. not exactly known for its upscale housing

>> No.50617757

>>50617725
Because you believed the homosex was going to stop

>> No.50617761

>>50617643
AWS is one of their products, sure. But they'll still miss so bigly they'll land on your ugly nigger head, cunt.

>> No.50617764

>>50617471
I'm up 11% myself. The biomeme business is booming.

>> No.50617768

>>50617735
>hitting $22 at 3:22
we blessed

>> No.50617771
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>>50617725
why didnt I buy more

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Why do chinks think that paying influencers to push out thousands of vidoes talking about the new currency they made together with russia is going to convince anybody with half a braincell is beyond me.

>> No.50617774

>>50617703
It didn’t dump when WHO called it an emergency over the weekend. You fucking retards don’t even know that all the insiders are SIGA’s biggest investors. Top holders are vanguard and blackrock. If you think you’ve got better alpha than them then you’re a retard. Ffs, Bill Gates is in on it too. This is gonna be Moderna 2.0, maybe better.

>> No.50617785

Top is in for SIGA

>> No.50617789

>>50617735
So aslong as the sodomites continue sodomizing we are going up

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>>50616429
Put in stop loss at 21 I have already won.

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>>50617681
Yes. I personally trade options because you leverage your position over trading stocks. But I don't ever hold anything more than 30 minutes because you risk getting heemed by a breakup/breakdown candle depending on your short/long. Multiple times I've made between $300 - $500 in a day.

>> No.50617801

>>50617773
Am i just talking to a bunch of chink slaves on here then?

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>>50617725
You got shaken out by this chart. Fucking L.M.A.O.

>> No.50617805

>>50617773
I have literally not seen a single one, maybe stop watching so many Chinese videos and you won't be recommended those.

>> No.50617806

How the hell did Pelosi's hubby end up losing money on the Nvidia trade? It was on purpose to take some of the heat off them, wasn't it?

>> No.50617817

House just passed CHIPS bill. Is SOXL priced in already?

>> No.50617821

>>50617712
>>50617615
>bigly
It doesn't even need to miss for it to dump The past 2 days we've had epic scam pumps on literally nothing. The market unironically 'priced in' good earnings for faceberg, faceberg dumped because it missed. AMZN and AAPL are both overvalued relative to what they should be because of the pump they got two days ago from GOOGL pumping for little reason merely because it was "oversold". These guys are now overbought, relative to where they're going to be.

>> No.50617823

>>50617712
we were already having a gamma event so theres not much that can really be done in stopping it before sellers can get back over top of this thing under normal circumstances
now combine a weaksauce fake fed exit pump with an earnings selloff and we have some fireworks
and just happens to figure that the spy filled the last gap on the daily chart from the june megadump
hmm wonder what happens next

only thing thats got me thrown off is crypto has made a big move too

>> No.50617824

>>50617785
You fags have been saying that for days now. Show your short position.

>inb4 it’s the same anon FUDding his own bags

>> No.50617828

>>50617720
Bro tell me you're swingin SOXL and not DCA'ing or whatever

>> No.50617838
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>>50617817
no. we're going to $40

>> No.50617852

>>50617725
The FUD got to you. You need stronger hands.

>> No.50617855

>>50617823
BETTER SEE YOU IN TOMORROWS THREAD WHEN WE ARE GREEN FOR NO FUCKING REASON

>> No.50617857

New >>50617842

>> No.50617864

>>50617771
I do not know why- but my gut says to wait until next week to get into siga

>> No.50617871

>>50617801
A few of them probably are.

>>50617805
They get you with chinese cooking vidoes and then sneak in the influencer shit.

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>>50617761
>AWS is one of their products, sure. But they'll still miss

Lmao. Do you understand that everyone runs their servers and compute IN THE CLOUD. You can't short the entire internet

>> No.50617905

>>50617773
what is this video

>> No.50617906

>>50617855
i mean if apple doesnt get a big selloff then probably
options market still pricing in a lot of volatility between now and tomorrow eod
theres quite a bit of risk just look at forward iv lol

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>the Fed does the biggest rape hike yet
>10Y down
>2Y down
Excuse me

>> No.50617920

>>50617817
Good news aren't priced in bud

>> No.50617930

>>50617876
You're the dumbest cunt ever mate.

>> No.50617959

>>50617905
Clickfarm, chinks use these to create thousands of upvotes&etc... overnight.
You would think, "but isnt it easier to just use a script or something to do that?"
Yes, but chinese wages are so low that it's cheaper to put a shitload of chinks and smartphones in a warehouse then hire a bunch of indian codemonkeys to do the job.

>> No.50617994

>>50616442
I’m ALL IN SQQQ. Kinda want to sell some super far otm calls just to profit indirectly on Nasdaq earnings niggers

>> No.50618023

>>50617907
They’re (the Fed) buying.

>> No.50618029

>>50617792

> tfw life savings gets turned into a pillar of salt>>50617792
>>50617792

>> No.50618101

>>50617653
Yes. I want my stocks to go up while my hedged SQQQ goes up as well. It’s not that hard to ask for

>> No.50618117

>>50618023
the feds running off the balance sheet too cant forget about that

>> No.50618630

Today, gay sex made up for all off my losses the past couple months.

>> No.50618636

Down 30% and still buying more puts. Do mumus really think this is a legit pump?

>> No.50618770

>>50617792
Looks like rocker in the top left

>> No.50619082

>>50617906
Lol how come vix so low then, if all the companies comprising the s&p are pricing in high IV, why not vix and derivatives on vix?

>> No.50619158

I bought the 7/29 UVXY 10.5c for $25 right before close. Time to cope and rope