/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR BUDDY

And just like that the s&p will never be above 4k ever again

TAKE EM ALL OUT THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

siga homophobes

Fuck you SIGA faggots. Take your shit to a /siga/ general.

It's so based to see the government fighting a non-recession inflationary environment with more pork barrel money printing!

>tfw will retire by EOY thanks to SIGA

I am 22 and single. wtf do I do with my life now?

>>50611363
Someone should photoshop a happy bobo face on that guy

Fuck... I should have bought SIGA calls a bit further out of the money

Why did i buy the wrong version SIGA?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

$20
>$20
$20
>$20
$20
>$20
$20
>$20
$20
>$20
$20
>$20
$20
>$20

>>50611392
make me

Recession has been debunked?

another wonderful day for gay sex investors

when is this gdp thing coming up

Seriously though what's up with this absolute horseshit where big successful companies like QCOM and NVDA report billions in sales and then they dump 6%? Is this some Big Brain play I just don't understand? Long term, these companies are totally fine, so who the fuck is stampeding to smash that sell button so hard?

LE TECHNICAL RECESSION! LE BIG SHORT BURRY WAS RIGHT
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

we're crabbing vix is down soon the meltup resumes
bobos will once again shart their diapers and call it rigged
brrrrrrr hahaha
i'm slurping

Is this part of the soft landing I've heard so much about?

bobo's already losing steam

>>50611420
Show you hold face

>>50611424
People sell the news because they saw that in an investing 101 video on youtube. Oh and >Long term very funny, anon.

Bad news is good news. Low GDP print = Fed giving up on tightening = line go up

>>50611397
Do what I do, lift weights, play videogames, spend money on e-whores, gacha games, and porn. Learn how to use blender etc. I'm 32 and never worked a day in my life. It's pretty great

>>50611424
Two words: priced in

I liked the SIGA General but I like this one better. I think I’ll be posting here SIGAs.

#YES! #YES! #YES! My TSLA buy put options be printing money like fucking jerome powel after sars-cov-2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCSTaOpUOqI

>>50611395
>fighting a non-recession inflationary environment with more pork barrel money printing!
Guess from which BABOON LIPPED NIGGER they got the idea from. They also pocket alot of that money so they endorse it

>>50611453

>>50611421
The number came out 2 hours ago.

STUPID BOBO'S STOP REDEEMING THE PRICE

>>50611451
god i can only hope the force of her fat ass landing on the ground broke several bones and ruptured some vital organs and die a slow painful death bleeding internally

>>50611457
It's definitely not retail though, these are massive red candles. I just don't understand what the algorithms are basing the sells on though, they must only be trading intraday and trying to fuck each other over as much as possible. Bunch of faggots leveraging everything to the tits and panicking like lemmings.

>>50611470
Yeah except literally everything has shit the bed for eight months. I don't see the utility of selling the bottom.

>>50611462
>Fed giving up on tightening

Enjoy paying $30 for a loaf of bread. How do you think earnings reports are gonna look 6 months from now if that happens?

>>50611370
Someone kill this cunt

>>50611392
No

NATGAS CHADS WE RISE

>>50611470
It will be by tomorrow when spy is 370

>recession is bullish
Bulls post your calls so I can laugh

>>50611511
Earnings is gonna be great because it doesn't adjust for inflation lol

>buy QCOM calls for the first time
>for the first time EVER they miss gain in subscribers
Wow, my luck is fucked.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THE FUCKING 10 YEAR YIELD

HOLY SHIT

>>50611511
iggy pop lookin cute nowadays

GOVX Gunna print on SIGA coat tails... Fuck I wish i was in SIGA shit needs to crash so I can get in.

>>50611511
Buddy would you just look at the booba computers on her

>>50611519
She must not have gotten the memo, we're not in a recession.

When is zero hour? 2:45-3?
Today
Tomorrow
2 weeks? Tbh we do most of the sell offs during full moons.

>>50611535
that mean stocks goes up more nice :)

>>50611555
correct: two more weeks

>>50611441
>we're crabbing vix is dow
Top kek you really must go back
> slightly downward crabbing after a strong pump
>vix is on lows
Get ready nigger to see what vix really is

WE GOT TOO COCKY SIGA SISSIES

In reterospect I should have bought some SOXS before close yesterday instead of just taking profits on my SOXL

>>50611524
>32b in storage dropped to 15b in one month
Holy shit

I am forever grateful to whoever gave me that exit pump this morning in oil stocks.
After 2 months of dogshit price action, I started to think we'd never recover.

>>50611573
IT'S NOT JOEVER YET

VIX breaks out of its 6 week downtrend with a daily close above 24, if that happens expect violence tomorrow (SPY -2.5%). No gamma pressure upward, buyers have exhausted themselves and demand for calls above 400 is nonexistent

>>50611427
>10% inflation
>still negative nominal growth
>"technical recession"
faggot, you are the plebbit

>>50611451
Why are americans so fucking fat

>>50611525
OPTION SELLER, I NEED YOUR STRONGEST OPTION!

>>50611573
You can never get too cocky when gaysex is a factor in your sucess.

>>50611576
THE PUMP WAS FAKE AND GAY!!!

Apparently we are currently in a recession (two negative quarterly GDP reports). Why isn't the stock market dropping? If the stock market does drop, then will crypto go up?
I'm pissed off, I wasn't buying any stock because I knew that the BEA would announce the quarterly GDP result today and that it would likely be a recession, but literally nothing happened to the markets and I'm mad.

>Cathy Wood
>avg of COIN $275
>sells COIN at bottom
>owns $1.1 billion in TDOC
>checking TDOC today
>-22%

>threw a few thousand at SIGA just for fun
>it is now about half my portfolio's worth
i should rebalance my portfolio now right? it would be dumb not to right??

>>50611493
who is that and which race are they

>>50611589
>exit pump
Anon, I don't think it's a pump for an exit.

All bull and bear arguments aside, this level of dump is fucking retarded. The market is acting like a BPD woman, going fucking insane even though all relevant information has been available for weeks or even months. Companies that just print billions of dollars, who make products that the entire planet will continue to use for years, are selling off as if they announced they're slowing closing down.

>>50611524
retard

>>50611538
I tried to tell you niggers to get in a month ago when pharmacies started rolling out warning labels for TPOXX.

>>50611570
yeah? i'm waiting. nice solid green candles coming in btw. lol. so happy i'm a dip buyer instead of a poopy bear

>>50611338
Was she okay?

>>50611538
Bad logic. If, as we see, SIGA continues to be the better choice, with more sales news and hype catalysts, it won't crash and you'll just keep missing out.

How do i profit off this? https://youtu.be/kuPPBi0JNYw

>>50611619
Jim Rodgers said put all of your eggs in one basket and look over it very carefully is the only way to get rich.

>>50611634
dude, it pumped up 1% there for a second then immediately sold off. UNG was over 30 for a moment. wild.

>>50611628
Sure looks like one. You really don't think this whole market's about to roll back over?
I'm sorta bullish on oil, but being 50% cash means I can buy back cheaper when it inevitably crashes again. I've spent the last 2 months embarrassed that I missed the previous exit pump.

>>50611636
i need it to be a good buy in option. shit is fucking high now.

>>50611617
innovationsisters…

>>50611510
>don't see the utility of selling the BOTTOM

NIGGER How the fuck is 400 the bottom when we were just at 380 a week ago and 360 a little over a month ago? Shut the fuck up.

Here's the thing you faggotm Shit is going to get WORSE before it gets better. we aren't even factoring in all the other shit that's about to pop yet.

SMG TOLD ME TO SHORT SIGA AT $8.80 NOW ITS $20???

I'm surprised by how many wresting fans we have here at /smg/

>>50611594
I really want to catch a swing up from vix while I'm leveraged on it.

>>50611615

The Fed decided that recessions aren't real now. They are using the Jaden Smith school of market analysis.

bear trap is bull trap

Scalp that VWAP

>there are people doing TA on SIGA
Midwits are hilarious

biting my tongue to not FOMO into SIGA

market crab back?

>>50611615
https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

You ever hear the phrase "priced in"? Guess where -0.9% falls on this chart.

ahahahahahahahaha MUMUS ARE ABSOLUTELY WRECKED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS A FUCKING BEAR TRAP LOOK AT THE FUCKING 10 YEAR YIELD ITS CRATERING


NEW ATHS SOON

does this mean the recession is actually over?

Is there any merit to GOVX, other than that serial killer YouTube schizo who shills it?

>>50611713
let's fucking gooooooo

>>50611675
>I'm sorta bullish on oil, but being 50% cash means I can buy back cheaper when it inevitably crashes again
Same position here, but she's holding strong above 90 easily so far.

>>50611624
>he doesn't know
He's the nigger of the economics world

>>50611519
Jay-sama holds so much higher a position in the Oligarchy than pocahontas that it's not even funny, dumb goyniggers in congress have as much control over the Fed as you or I

>>50611688
SMG are full of idiots, midwits and wizards. You either need to be subhuman or have a PHD to decipher the gold from the shit.

>Natty gas storage tightens
>natty gas dumps
>also 10yr
>when inflation is averaging .5 a month

>>50611722
shut the hell up

>>50611745
stay mad lol we making money while you doomer faggots seethe

UVXY is a literal fucking scam

>>50611730
>Same position here, but she's holding strong above 90 easily so far.
Oh, I meant the stocks not the oil price itself. That shit's rangebound at $90-110 or so until SPR ends.

I feel happy for you siga guys but does anybody else feel like this whole shilling campaign here for it has felt really inorganic from the start?

>>50611758
Kek

>>50611689
Current wrestling is dogshit. True kino is 1980-2005

>>50611745
Don't get mad you can still get in faggot.

>>50611754
i'm not mad that u sound like an absolute reddit faggot

SIGA rejecting 20 harder than white women reject white men.

what a weak ass selloff that was lmfao that's really the best bearfags can get, their "recession" "crash" erased 1/10th of yesterday's gains and that's it, lmaooooooooo

>>50611703
same:/ its up green and red days lol

>>50611704
>>50611679
is there one of these for SIGA?

>>50611624
How much do they pay these 'influencers' to say the same bs lines? I know with COVID propaganda they were paid on a tier depending on how many followers or subscribers they had.

>>50611788
when I buy in you will see it- until then no. But i Want one- until i buy in any you see will be fake.

>>50611764
You have to distinguish faked peer approval of tickers from genuinely solid arguments convincing anons. Which is only hard if you're retarded or English isn't your first language.

>>50611771
Sell signal

If the Anon who convinced me to sell my BOIL profits and switch to KOLD is in this thread, just know I'm going to be touching myself tonight thinking about you

>>50611764
>anybody else feel like this whole shilling campaign here for it has felt really inorganic from the start?
These single-ticker pumps always end the same way, but it's still funny sometimes to watch the whole thing play out.

I’m trying to do the opposite of what I think is going to happen. I bought an AAPL call. Made good money overnight on sqqq calls and FCEL calls.

>>50611731
don't know don't care. probably irrelevant

>>50611451
>Salt Life
Further adventures of Florida man

SPY RALLYING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO BEARS GOT TRAPPED YET AGAIN LMFAOOOOOO

>>50611764
That's because you are a midwit. Who lacked critical thinking. You thought another pandemic was IMPOSSIBLE since we just had another one. Despite WEF stating infectious disease will be the NUMBER ONE risk in the next two years.

George Gammon someone I respect a lot said the same thing. The likely hood of another pandemic is impossible.

>>50611782
you'll be here crying and shitting your pants soggy brown after the rug pull eliminates all your gains

>>50611837
This is different though, we're still very early because MP is hardly mainstream yet. Just look at the case chart....that's all the DD you need.

Recession, hikes, inflation and the employment situation all just got priced in.

>>50611866
lol let me guess, 2 more weeks? oh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50611631
bro, APPL was trading under 20 pe for
The entire 2010-2019 decade, they're STILL trading above 25 now, everything is still overvalued

>shorted real estate
I manage to only take L's

>>50611830
For real though :/

Has kept me away

Succesful day trading options

>>50611617
LEAVE CATHY ALONE

>>50611873
Good luck bro.
This time it's different for sure. This time its for real.

>>50611819
>until i buy in any you see will be fake.

lol someone make a SIGA pepe. i dont want to wait for this stupid nigger to FOMO in a month later

>>50611877
>Its really fucking bad
>We already knew that
>Time to buy
Bottom is not in

Kek bobos BTFO for the millionth time

yep recession over, dabbing on stinky bears

>>50611837
>watch the whole thing play out.
Apparently fathands dances and spells pumped gaysex kek

>>50611883
I saw something yesterday about commercial real estate cratering because everyone is still working from home. Probably it's too late to trade on that though.

>>50611764
>tfw you’re the infographic anon and you just wanted anons to make money
It’s good to be schizo but you guys are too schizo

Your salt caverns are 1 million barrels emptier, Joe Brandon.

What the fuck is going on?

>>50611906
it wont be FOMO or in a month. No one listen to this lazy fag

>>50611918
what the fuck is this from?

>>50611942
MOASS

>>50611942
What else?

>>50611955
kek

>>50611879
2 more hershey streaks in your ruined pajama ass pads

>>50611942
I bought shorts

>>50611918
>>50611952
Hey, what the fuck, that knife thing is from Big Trouble in Little China. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpkz047b-qU

>>50611970
that's yours bobo, don't mind me i'll be up there with the SPY hahaha

Bears really are fucking retarded lol
>MUH GEE DEE PEE
As I said before, mostly priced in and wed see a drop and then it going back up not long after. Hope you got out of your puts when it was down, bobo.

This may be the dumbest market behavior I've ever seen.

>>50611990
based
even pelosi getting blown up visiting taiwan is priced in
china taking over america is priced in
stupid fucking bobo's lmao

>>50611935
100% agree, timing is going to be hard to get right on the refilling and the economy, but lots of fundamentals are lining up

>>50611990
oh really?

>>50611906
I need pox Chan! To go with my hundreds of chrona chans!

I hope bobos enjoyed their tiny little "dump" this morning as small as their dicks, before we continue taking their money HAHAHAHAHA

I’ve already begun compiling the screengrabs for maximum salt recovery.

>>50611990
it moved to start of day.... smells bearish

>he bought puts at the bottom

>>50612039
cope
only thing that smells bearish is your poopy pants

btw im actually short aapl/long snap
watch me nay nay

>it went back up
Welp, guess I will be bagholding those shorts for a while.
Time to get more longs to counter it.

Literally just look at the 10 year yield. Not that hard, we pump cause nobody wants to hold dollars, based.

Guess Mannarino was right after all.

>>50611713
It's going down because the big guys aren't buying the "recession is fake news" narrative. They're pricing in recession, and that's hardly bullish.

is that UVXY calls anon still alive? he must be down nearly 50% by now

>>50612062
>pump
>0,00%

SIGA sisters, WTF. It’s crashing.

>SIGA only up $7 from where I bought December calls
>already up 250%

I'm scared, this is happening so fast.

>>50612062
??? The yield's going down because people are buying bonds and wanting to hold dollars.

>The little cottage was perfect for us. The fire in the living room was already lit as we entered, snowfall gathering on the windows as the light snow continued. I set little Marina down on one of the couches before I closed the door behind me, breathing a sigh of relief. All our struggles, all our running. Finally over, tucked away in a sleepy little french village in the countryside. No more scrounging for silver and caches of money, no more gendarme breathing down our necks. No one would find us here. No one would disturb our love, interfere with our growing family. We would live as husband and wife, tucked away in the woods.

>>50612088
based 1 minute candle commentator

>>50612035
I have a mountain of them, gonna make a nice image when SIGA breaches $30

>>50612100
Yes the FED.

>>50612069

>>50611462
They said yesterday that that wont be happening

I love my bunny

She is mine

dear siga holders: you will at most from this point on achieve a maximum of a 400% gain. when siga hits 80/share, it is bobo time

>>50612104
I hope it slows down a bit. I sold a $30 SIGA covered call for August 19th and don’t want to miss out. I really wish I hadn’t done that.

>>50612122
That is priced in.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I JUST SLURPED TO 1DTE $430 SPY CALLS TO DA MOON SQUIZZLE SHORT LADDER DOGE GME ROCKET SHIP DOGE GME
[Reddit Spacing]
WORDS EMOJIS MORE WORDS

>>50611819
You're just making shitty edits of my original anyhow
>>50611906
That's Apu btw, not Pepe

>>50612131
Buy it back

>>50612125
Pure & wholesome pilled

>>50612141

stop buying!

>>50612141
unironically a better strat than permabear idiots hahaha
enjoy your losses and browned underwear

>>50612062
it's unreal how fucking braindead some of you are holy shit lmao

Is there any chance SIGA might do an offering?

Now we just let the bears scramble to short cover ahead of each other to fuel the rest of the way to the moon.

Bobo? You were spewing all that good shit a second ago. What happened?

>>50612175
Cope, short some more.

Bobobrosss.... how do we do a short ladder attack on the economy and the PEE & POO 500?

Vix crushed again lol. Nothings happening without a catalyst/black swan

>>50612131
>>50612128
idk but I bought a comfy 100 shares back when it dipped to $12-13. picrel is interasting to say the least

>>50611469
What gacha games you play?

>>50612062
this dude hasnt made money all year - i can't listen to his horse shit repetitive talking points anymore

>>50612141
HAVE A UPDOOT @[420_SLURPER_xXx_69] TO THE MOON
[Reddit spacing]
I WOULD GIVE YOU GOLD, SILVER IF I WOULDN'T BE A POORFAG
HAPPY CAKERINO DAY

>>50612227
>tfw had an order to buy at 11.25 and it only dipped to 11.5

REEEEEE

>>50611469
>I'm 32 and never worked a day in my life.
how is that possible

>>50612152
>You're just making shitty edits of my original anyhow
Which are just good edits of mine

>>50612267
Indeed, I just meant the Pacifico edit

>>50611469
>spend money on e-whores
kys

>>50611981
you'll be on the floor begging mommy for her rent money to fund your fruitless hobby of shit-ups

>>50612241
Only genshin at the moment. I dont roll a lot of gatcha or play gacha games actually. Just buy a battle pass and that free daily primogems

>>50612265
I just got lucky and had an inheritance from a family member passing away when I was young in the form of mutual funds

siga sisters..

>>50612291
And mine is just a shitty edit of this, which is the oldest one I know of

I’ve been trying to tell you about the melt up for ages

>>50612265
The imageboard side of the web is a gateway to many abilities some consider.. unnatural.

I was wrong about my fed play, I’m down 10%. Just this morning. I’m going to be fucking sick

STOP SHILLING SIGA I CANT BUY IT ON MY BROKERAGE
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how do I profit from this new alliance

if profit is only true after accounting for risk premium and inflation, usually 4%, then in an environment with high inflation, to break even, you will need to get at least 11% in profit. this is why im a permamumu :3

>>50612309
I'm not a bear but we'll see what eod looks like as we only barely broke past yesterdays close.

Fuck UVXY I will NEVER play this shit again

THATS IT, IM CAPITULATING
now watch everything tank

GAYSEX bros...the french are on it. Its just a matter of days before everybody has it

>>50612315
what did you do?

>>50612340
>"he capitulated to the bulls?"
>"release ze bear"

>Portfolio is up
>Overall +/- on the day is down because I paid for a dentist visit
It's over.

SIGA bros is this the daily top

>>50612301
I like this meme

>>50612339
Kek, post the gore

>>50612365
sir we have not even reached halfway the daily top

>>50612362
>markets dump in the afternoon
>+/- is even more down than in the morning

What the actual fuck is going on?

Aapl calls it is…

>>50612397
You're getting liquidated due to touching yourself
(Verification not required)

>>50612384
Last time I went was in January when we began gigadumping. I was hoping this marked the end of the doompening.

>>50612291
my edits are best- but you have to earn the meme you dont just hand things out for free- this isnt the stock market

>>50612339
those 'volatility products' really are bullshit
instead, why don't you burn your cash on broad market puts, like me?

>buying puts yesterday
How we feeling now bobros?

>>50612152
thanks

>>50612357
UVXY calls and SPY call credit spreads. UVXY is done for but my spreads might be okay if SPY closes below $400 tomorrow

>>50612293
still waiting on that bobo, you've been warning us for months now. we're at may levels and still rising into a "recession", care to explain why? LOL!!!! LMFAO!!!! that's me laughing at you. and by the way? you REEK! pee-ew!

Is there any reason i should'nt just all in on SIGA December 30c? i can't think of a better play.

>>50612430
im currently in denial phase and refuse to believe this shitshow is going up

I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE!!!
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE!!!
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE!!!

>>50612337
It may take months to play out, but the melt up will happen. This world is awash with liquidity

>gamble away 100k in crypto because i thought i fixed everything i needed to not want to die
>sell house to pay taxes
>gamble away funds i needed to but another house because i still want to die

Official SIGA lore

Wait a minute Jim Brandon is president, FUCKING TAKE PROFITS EVERYONE, SELLLLLLLL

>us carriers in chinese waters

wew lads yall ready?

>TQQQ in the red
>SQQQ in the red
Lmao lmfao

>>50612420
I'm feeling generous because I bought my gay sex bags back in June.

I have SPY calls and puts so it doesn't matter lol

>>50612440
you've changed ur diaper 12 times in 2 days - u haven't made a dime. all your money is going into fecal housing.

>>50612365
We break 20 today

>>50611952
Le Magnifique

>>50612517
lol what? we're green retard, look at the charts moron, my calls keep going up

>love volume /smg/ threads
>lots of braindead permabulls in them
>asinine pump on confirmed recession
Rough day.

>>50612242
Why would you even listen to him? Everyone from their grandma to their dog was making money last year in stocks and cyrpto.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REAL ESTATE

>>50612487
>>50592675

VIX is getting killed wtf

bought the (supposedly) falling knife of WMT and it just went straight back up from the last drop on their warning on Monday.
not sure if I sell for profit or if this is now the (((defensive boomer recession play))) and it will just meltup further

>>50612539
>navy soldiers
Are those more or less menacing than dog faced pony soldiers?

>>50612541
lol lmao

Here we go

>>50612539
uhh.... why is october being talked about so much with the chinese invasion

>>50612559
>MFW I bought the dip in June, but didn't buy this week's dip

>>50612024
Here you go anon

>>50611363
Just own nothing

>>50612473
Damn dude.

>>50612562
lol wtf
>>50612587
pox chan should be a muscular crossdresser

>>50612104
Also keep in mind though, the US and other nations attitudes at the upper level is reactionary and not preventative.
Meaning the time frame to prevent an outbreak is over, now they need to mitigate the spread and symptoms.
SIGA does not make the medicine to prevent it, only lessen the spread and lessen the symptoms: Exactly what governments are looking for right now
>Plus SIGA met with the Biden administration in July about getting funding to open another factory to meet domestic needs, siga isnt going anywhere

>>50612473
I think you might have a gambling problem anon

>>50611363
wild to watch the media machine go into overdrive to manufacture consent for this recession and try to redefine it as a healthy normality

>>50612487
>>50612539
>>50612572
October/November along with March/April are when the Strait of Taiwan is calm enough to facilitate an aquatic invasion.

>>50612024
Concept art

>>50612318
Get a better brokerage?

10 yr yield chads rise up? FED is buying it all? Pampu?

>>50612616
I just want to die. I need to get rid of all the hope that it might get better. Because it wont.

I went to the grocery store last night and my total was $69.69
A good omen I think

>>50612639
The government is going to shut it down again this winter, isn't it?

buy buy buy

Lol this market is so fake and gay it’s insane...

SHLL

>>50612630
march/april would coincide with a handle formation breaking out on the vix if the vix indeed does form a huge ass cup and handle

>>50612655
i relate and i might go to gamblers anonymous

who is going to win the ride to 30

soxl or siga

PUMP
>PUMP
PUMP
>PUMP
PUMP
>PUMP

POOMP IT

apple is gonna go green lmao

You've got to be sharting me

>>50612675
If it mutated to go airborne (or they release another strain)

every day i am somehow shocked at the market movement
but why
it happens every time

guess the spy double top was fake news huh

my KO puts.....
>luckily i bought calls for a later expiry

>be PLUG
>bounce 25% in a day

We are either finishing up 1%+ or going to make a new low of the day

Soooooo the market is just mentally I’ll like the rest of the world. Fucking great

LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GREEN DAY
GREEN WEEK
GREEN MONTH
GREEN YEAR
GREEN LIFE

BEARS
R
FUK

>>50612738
why couldn't I just take profit.

This market is so fake and gay

>>50612737
to bet against coke is to bet against america and american obesity and diabetes

V shaped recovery

Cielo Waste Solutions up over 9%

>>50612683
This is more about being literally autistic, in pain almost all the time, and being a natural born unforgivable sexual degenerate that will never really live a normal life. (Nofap makes it worse. I had to jack off five times a day for a week to condition myself to have sex with an actual person. it’s something that can only be “treated” with chemical castration.)

wow, might even buy boars head deli meat today

150p or 160c for aapl at close?

>>50612750

it's like... hey gdp numbers came out and its worse than predicted.
>poomp
hey we're hiking rates higher
>poomp
hey earnings weren't stellar
>poomp

How is this not gambling? None of this data is useful

>>50612775
Are you white?

Jamie Dimon needs to get his ass canned, how can JPM be so fucking wrong?

>>50612655
I could take 20k of that and get you 9 percent return in the year. Do you trust me?

>>50612795
Well are they wrong on their public statements or wrong on their trading?

damn my gookfu just chewed me out for getting really drunk last night and my TSLA puts went from printing to burning up in a dumpster

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>>50612587
Thanks guys!

>>50612817
There are two people you should never fight: the Fed and the retarded.

>>50612791
>How is this not gambling? None of this data is useful
it's literal gambling at this point to try to trade on low tf. People are pricing in 2 years out now instead of 6 months. They're buying based on the assumption that eventually we will be back above no matter how long it takes KEK.

>>50612785
>buying puts
>in this market
lol? are you stupid? if they beat earnings estimates (likely) they hyper pump, if they are neutral they super pump, if they miss by a little they pump, if they miss hard at best they dump like 1% then resume a bull run tomorrow. lol there's literally no way to lose money by going long rn

>>50612775
Damn dude. Log off of 4channel.org. Not a good place to be in this brainspace. Sorry king.

>>50612024
If we are going into a recession, why are we pumping? Just clown market?

>>50612794
Too ugly to be white. I think someone actually paid my ex to be with me.

There is noticeable nonwhite DNA rhat that i would like to blame for everything

>>50612817
Stop drinking and gambling you degenerate Jew.

>up 53% on SIGA calls
>up 22% on TQQQ calls

>>50612601
Please no.
>>50612842
Nice!

>>50612826
No problem Anon, 4channel is a place for frens.

I have a question, do you guys think advisors intentionally structure people’s portfolios to screw them over? My account I have no control over literally bought 20k worth of bonds a few days ago...like are they retarded?

>>50612873
Yes

>>50612842
Exit pump? Like why is real estate greener than ireland?

>>50612873
yea and you're retarded for trusting other people with your money

>>50612873
It means youre up you dummy

Recessions are becoming more frequent.

>>50612892
>The year is 2025
>Recessions happen every other month and last a month

>>50612882
why wouldn't we be green when everything is better than expected and any bad news is priced in?

Thank god we have intelligent people in our fucking government.

Bulls, I think she deserves our votes. MELT UP TIME!!!

Up 7% on my CROX

>we are literally officially in a fucking recession
>stocks go up
I don't fucking get it anymore. This is even more honk than 2020.

is this pump because of braindead yuropoors trying to flee their sinking ship?

>>50612922
it's priced in keep buying

Uh ohhhhhhh

>>50612892
and bullish

>>50612920
>CROX
I don't understand why this thing had a run back 2021. still a mystery to me..

DRV straight took a giant shit on me today and basically I fucking gave back all my gains from the last month. I give up mumu, you win, rally all the time, rents always increase, mortgages are cheap, and everyone has the money to make ends meet. Line goes up.

>>50612922
Priced in. Unironically. ATL Fed gives GDP estimates weekly and it’s been negative for over a month. Only re(tard)tail investors like you didn’t know about it and sold off.

>>50612914
Still bad news, and its not like we're done with rate hikes.

> He baked?

>>50612916
She literally thinks inflation is caused solely by "price gouging"

lmao these leftists are going to implement PRICE CONTROLS

RIP US economy

>he bought yet?

>>50612984

>>50612993
Thank god we have smart BOOLS in the government and not dumb bobos who crater the economy over some dumb fucking term "recession.

BS.

>>50612963
I see Fag Pride month is paying dividends. Is that bearish or bullish?

>>50612977
So you are saying recession that'll last (n) months/years/decades is BVLLISH and priced in and you should buy now to avoid missing meltup?

>>50612916
Lol. Did she just become aware that rate hikes=no easy money? She’s a bit late to the party.

>>50612941
>no green new deal
>here lets split it up and try again
>spend spend spend!

>>50613028
A new endemic STI that requires them to either be permanently disfigured or pay $1000? Hmm. Tough call.

Is SIGA hitting 21 today? I completely botched today's pump and sold at opening expecting a dump.

someone fucking bake

You can disregard anybody who unironically says >priced in as a 90 IQ monkey who has no idea what he us doing

The market is rallying because they expect the Fed to pivot as of yesterdays speech

>>50612785
AAPL Jul29'22 160 Call
balls to the wall

>>50613030
Wouldnt trust pocahontas with knowing anything about economics.

>>50613074
good news arent priced in faggot
only bad news like """"recession"""" are
and then dumb stinky bears wonder why we pump when everything is better than expected

ok new
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>>50613117

UVXY BROKE PRE WAR LOWS. ITS OVER FOR BOBOS

>>50611470
anyone who says "priced in" now like that actually means anything is outing themselves as a complete clown.

>>50612589
and be happy?