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SIGA bros edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA- Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV- Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews- Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.50608793

buy beaten down (but not in debt) small caps

>> No.50608797

GDP POSITIVE - BULLISH
GDP NEGATIVE - BULLISH

>> No.50608802

good morning thursday morning

>> No.50608803

gay bears should stick to sniffing each other's assholes instead of trying to play the market.

>> No.50608817

>>50608759
Just here to remind everyone of Jewish manipulation of the VIX from the Jboys down at the cboe...

>> No.50608818

Krauts, are you ok? Still alive somehow?

>> No.50608821
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Bulls euphoric... not a single piece of positive news and bulls are euphoric... you know what happens next

>> No.50608825
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Are my $TSLA $880c going to make it bros? I feel hopeful for massive gainz

>> No.50608826

>nancy pelosi under criminal investigation

bros... did christmas come early?

>> No.50608830

Don't worry guys, if we just reimagine the definition of GDP everything is great!

>> No.50608837

APE MARKET

>> No.50608838

>>50608826
We all know the result will be that she did nothing wrong.

>> No.50608847
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>>50608826
SANTA RALLY

>> No.50608851
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I swear if this market peepee poopoos one more fucking time I'm LOSING it

>> No.50608852

>>50608797
Crabbish. The market will crab. Tomorrow it will also crab, also red but just a crab. Because AAPL will make earnings, AMZN will miss but post strong Cloud growth. Crabbing.

>> No.50608858

>>50608817
>every event occurs exactly as planned
>next 6-12 months fully priced in
>no recession
>inflation coming down in an orderly fashion
>volatility index is down
>HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!
stupid bear

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Early reminder for Friday numbers.

>> No.50608865

AAPL earnings positive - EXTREME BULLISH
AAPL earnings negative - BULLISH, it'll be a huge drop momentarily but the dip buyers drones will show up immediately and pull the stock up again even higher that before the earnings report.

>> No.50608868

>>50608825
>>50608821
>the market will go way down
>the market will go way up
Both of you are dumb.

>> No.50608869
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GDP will be worse than -1%. Can't wait for the shitshow.

>> No.50608897

>>50608868
>way down
Yeah to crazy lows not seen since tuesday.. meanwhile bulls are trying to rationalize a 8% spy pump in two weeks on all bad news

>> No.50608905

>>50608759
What the FUCK was that !

>> No.50608908

When GDP comes in at 0.6 we're gonna see some of the biggest moves in history.
Dovish Fed + no Recession = RISK ON BABY

>> No.50608914

>>50608865
based

all events are bullish

>> No.50608929

you're basically retarded if you think we're gonna do anything, but pump off this gdp news regardless of the outcome.

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>>50608759
https://youtu.be/Gpj51FByEiM?t=25m10s

Can someone tell me how this is bullish? He is saying he will raise rates by to over 3% before this year ends and then will likely continue raising rates next year.

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>>50608868
Are you smart? Are you a theta gang fag?

>> No.50608943
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50608943

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.50608946

>>50608929
>t. dumbass bull with big bear balls in his mouth

>> No.50608945

>>50608929
Post your calls

>> No.50608963

>>50608897
Summer lows. GDP will print at .5%, slightly more than the .4% that was reported. You haven't been paying attention. The (((News))) has been reporting/predicting worse results than have been published and claiming the market is correcting their 'overreaction' to shit like Meta being functionally worthless, which is again easy to do when volume is lower during summer. Gas prices down too, high gas prices helped to spur panic in the market over the winter and spring.

>> No.50608970

>>50608943
GDP down 1.6%?

>> No.50608972

>>50608869
lol no it won't. it will be at worst -0.1% and most likely 0.0 or +0.1%. since that will further reinforce the fact that we are NOT in a recession (and won't be in one this year) we might actually get an even bigger rally than yesterday. and even if it's actually bad, like -0.2% (absolute worst case doomsday scenario) there are plenty of ways to see it as bullish.
1. fed pivot will occur even sooner than anticipated. bullish
2. as president biden explained last week, decreasing gdp doesn't mean we're in a recession, and everyone including jpow agrees. so the number doesn't even matter. bullish or at least neutral
3. the covid recovery was so strong thanks to the current administration that the numbers shouldn't be compared, gdp will catch up again soon anyway.
4. even if we get a recession it will be shallow and short lived since oil prices are going down thanks to our president. so who even cares. plus everyone knew the number would come down anyway so it's priced in. with uncertainty gone we can resume the pump.
5. the first estimate isn't even accurate, it will probably be revised to a higher number so if it's close to flat it's extremely bullish since it will probably be very positive once we get later more accurate estimates. the economy is extremely strong thanks to the current administration and people are spending more than ever. really no reason to worry
if you're still shorting right now you're actually retarded. i fart on you bobo

>> No.50608977

>>50608914
Unironically true, I was bearish a few months ago now I'm bullish with no justification other than line go up in clown world. Already making way more money as a permabull than trying to analyze shit like a midwit bobo.

>> No.50608978

>>50608945
I only have 100 shares of apple, gonna look to sell some deep otm csp's though just in case.

>> No.50608985

>tfw you soot this obvious bull trap clear as day and have massive puts in place
feels good to be on the kike's side for once

>> No.50608993
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Yes yes oil yes more more!

>> No.50609004

>>50608863
!!!
Wait a second, which PCE is the important one? Today's or Friday's?
Please answer in the next 3 minutes.

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>>50608993

>> No.50609022

>>50608985
Get ready to be laughed at, bobo.

Screencap this post - we go neon green from today til at LEAST christmas. Bull run is back fucking on.

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50609028

In two minutes I find out if I coom or rope

>> No.50609029

>>50608963
Oil has been mooning for the last two weeks almost back to highs again.. gas prices temporarily down to be 3.99 point set by the Whitehouse that is emptying our strategic reserves and just pumping oil futures higher. Natural gas hit a 52 week high. German CPI for July showed inflation isn't coming down at all. Every major company has missed earnings and lowered guidance and SPY still 8% tard pumps on all bad news

>> No.50609032

We are in a recession

>> No.50609046

>>50609032
Uhhh define a recession CHUD

>> No.50609047

Sirs, I have put half of my net worth in SOXL yesterday after having lost 30% on it over the last 6 months.

>> No.50609050

Here we go, the biggest economic event until earnings this afternoon!

>> No.50609051

>>50609032
doesn't even matter. joe can keep saying we're not and that's all that matters for market sentiment. no one cares about this supposed "recession", we're forward looking and pricing in the recovery from it.

>> No.50609058

>>50609032
actually we're skipping the recession part and going straight into depression mode

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>>50609004
every new one that comes out but he says June in meeting. Nigga I literally linked his speech in this thread. LURK

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WTFWT

GDP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-.9%

>> No.50609067

>>50609028
Why not both at the same time?

>> No.50609068

07:30 AM
US
GDP Growth Rate QoQ Adv Q2 -0.9% -1.6% 0.5% 0.6%

07:30 AM
US
GDP Price Index QoQ Adv Q2 8.9% 8.3% 7.9% 7.5%
07:30 AM
US
Initial Jobless Claims 23/JUL 256K 261K 253K 255K

07:30 AM
US
Jobless Claims 4-week Average 23/JUL 249.25K 243K 243K

07:30 AM
US
Continuing Jobless Claims 16/JUL 1359K 1384K 1380K 1390K

07:30 AM
US
GDP Sales QoQ Adv Q2 1.1% -1.2%

07:30 AM
US
Real Consumer Spending QoQ Adv Q2 1% 1.8%

07:30 AM
US
PCE Prices QoQ Adv Q2 7.1% 7.1% 6%

07:30 AM
US
Core PCE Prices QoQ Adv Q2 4.4% 5.2% 4.5% 4.5%

>> No.50609071

>>50609028
B-Bobo?? Don't do it.

>> No.50609072

>>50608972
Sorry, I was wrong, only -0.9%

>> No.50609073

>>50609022
Uh oh

>> No.50609074

weak ass dump. that's it we're ending today green 100% no one cares about the stupid gdp numbers or whatever

>> No.50609075
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yea I'm thinking we're back

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-0.9%

>> No.50609077

>>50608858
Since when does everything go exactly as planned in real life? Forgot the same Jboys manipulate the fabric of life itself

>> No.50609078
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Nice,

>> No.50609080
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WE ARE IN A RECESSION
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION
WE ARE IN A RECESSION
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION
WE ARE IN A RECESSION
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION
WE ARE IN A RECESSION
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION
WE ARE IN A RECESSION
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

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>>50609004
https://marketnews.com/mni-brief-june-sep-still-best-guide-to-rates-fed-s-powell

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>50608818
>raging inflation
>industry leaves country
>cold winter incoming
>full of lazy third shitskins with no job
>gov against nuclear reopen/keep others open
>gov against gas from NS2
>gov full of blue haired fags with 0 education
>muh (((green energy))) while no wind in south and no sun in north
>paying for italy+greece
>EU fucking us over
>45% taxes - getting raised
>work until 71 yrs (you can literally get into your coffin after you're done work for globohomo)
yes anon we're fine (after we have another cleansing)

>> No.50609093

>>50609080
so fucking bullish im loading up more /nq futies right now

>> No.50609099

>>50608818
Wont be by January. But honestly its all their own fault so no sympathy.

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>> No.50609111

Recession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA&list=PLbG-4agS0MKb0umd5RY7SBuWtCrMLbuQr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA&list=PLbG-4agS0MKb0umd5RY7SBuWtCrMLbuQr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA&list=PLbG-4agS0MKb0umd5RY7SBuWtCrMLbuQr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA&list=PLbG-4agS0MKb0umd5RY7SBuWtCrMLbuQr

>> No.50609112

wtfwt?

>> No.50609113
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>US enters a recession
-0.1%
>JPOW says bad news confidently and doesn't even cough
+3%
I'M LOSING IT

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Congrats guys we are officially in a recession. Bullish right? If you didn't sell yesterday you get what you deserve

>> No.50609116

>75 beepees, we don't trust the jobs report!
>jobs report comes out awful
Bullish & priced in. Watch and learn.

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that's all you got bobo, a weak ass 0.5% dump?

>> No.50609123

see that red candle?
BUY THE DIP!

>> No.50609124

>>50608818
Lindner will save us.

>> No.50609131

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU&list=PLoCW_OFd9O4wfAubkVlc49P01HvDoS2Bf&index=1&ab_channel=Bobo

>> No.50609132

SIGA sissies I don't think we're gonna go over 18 today :(

>> No.50609135

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

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TWO NEGATIVE QUARTERS

>> No.50609143

Why is -0.9% bad news?

>> No.50609145

Remember when Q1 -1.6% came out and people said it was a weird statistical anomaly as a result of inventory pile up and Q2 will see a roaring surge upwards? I wonder how those people are doing.

In fairness to them, in nominal terms things are still moving at a rapid pace, inflation is just persistently and sickeningly higher than nominal growth so real growth is negative.

>> No.50609146

>>50609139
BULLISH

>> No.50609153

penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>50609139
Lets make it 4

>> No.50609158

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN A RECESSION

>> No.50609160

We like a recession and we’re buying. Bull market starts today

>> No.50609164

>>50609139
>It's better than the last one so recession over eternal bullmarket has begun

>> No.50609165

Hey, chudlets, Biden changed the definition of a recession, take that!

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WTF WAS THAT?

>> No.50609167

RALLY TIME OOOOOOOOOOOO
BEARS R FUK
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.50609168

I have been so baffled for the past 8 weeks or so with official after official saying that we aren't in a recession, that there was X percent chance of us going into a recession
It has been non-stop, headline after headline
>JP Morgan analyst chief strategist says 40% chance of a recession
how many headlines like this have you seen?
it's been insane the gaslighting
they assume that nobody is looking at the economic data I guess
How could anyone have gone into this report thinking that we weren't already in a recession / going to report 2 consecutive quarters of decreased GDP
I have felt like I have been taking crazy pills for the last 2 months, where literally everyone was saying the emperor was wearing clothes

>> No.50609173

>>50609143
It's not, we all expected worse and the algos just sell off for a minute. Too bad I will have to sell my puts.

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What kind of kikery is this?

>> No.50609180

>>50609143
if this was bad news, futures would be already down 2%. it's pure bobo cope! RECESSION GUYS HAHA I TOLD YOU!! MARKETS TO 0! WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO POST ON TWITTER THAT WE'RE IN A RECESSION, WAIT, DID I MENTION THAT WE ARE IN A RECESSION?????? HAHAH

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>>50609113
It's insanity time!

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>Recession confirmed
>market not dumping

this is peak clown world

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>literally officially in a fucking recession after those peanut-brain fucking niggers forecast 0.5%
>market tanks for literally few seconds before fully recovering
They had printers ready. They knew numbers were bad. They had them yesterday after all.

>> No.50609190

-1.6% last quarter
-0.9% this quarter

NOT A RECESSION.
Its a transistion into a negative growth phase to help the environment you bigots. While our industrial eco shrinks the earth eco environment is growing to fill the gap.

>> No.50609196

>>50609113
>JPOW says bad news confidently and doesn't even cough
What bad news? Besides the market is forward pricing, it sold off last quarter in anticipation of a recession.

>> No.50609195

So if rate hikes and gdp was priced in whats being priced in now?

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>>50609165
All Dems can do is redefine things.
Redefine what it means to be a man/woman
Redefine what grooming a child is
Redefine what a recession is
etc etc

>> No.50609201

>>50609143
Some guy on Fox Biz said the atlanta fed's prediction of -1.2% is as predicted because their usual error against the first read is +/- .3%. So a reading of -.9% is basically as predicted.

>> No.50609204

How many times do we have to explain that recession is bullish? It's what the market expects and has been pricing in via expected rate cuts in early 2023 if not late 2022. The Fed is DONE hiking.

>> No.50609207
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AND HERE WE GO

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>>50608972
>that will further reinforce the fact that we are NOT in a recession
lol
You should make your shitposts more concise. I got a chuckle in the first sentence and then didn't bother to read the rest, since I already got my chuckle. It's only worth reading further if I suspect I might get a guffaw or a roflcopter, but if that were going to happen, it already would've.

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>>50609185
The... recession... has... already... been... priced... in...

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press S to spit on bobo

>> No.50609217
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What do you call this pattern?

>> No.50609219
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA

THREAD THEME

>> No.50609225
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unironically recessions are priced in in advance
sorry bobo

>> No.50609226

>>50609217
with love, from your market maker

>> No.50609228

>>50609199
It's really the easiest way to fix problems, just redefine it and the problem is gone!

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>>50609196
You're right 75bps is GOOD news now, I forgot. Wouldn't been bad news in April now it pumps us above April numbers

>> No.50609246

Sold some close dte puts yesterday for a 10k loss. Got another 10k in UVXY longs. And of course USAC puts. If I lose on both those other ones I'm out. 41 shifty years and fyck this world

>> No.50609247
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50609247

The recession is just transitory, chud, and bad things are good for us plebs, here's why

>> No.50609248

i can't stop laughing at the stinky bears who thought we would dump off an event that was priced in months ago hahahaha

>> No.50609255
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-0.9% with all prices rising, this is about as stagflationary as you can get. DXY is dying.
Based on the price action I'll give this a shirted bull.

>> No.50609259

>>50609230
75bp was priced in last quarter. Now we're pricing in CUTS, idiot. That should bring us back to ATH.

>> No.50609262
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>entering recession
>VIX tanking

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>> No.50609276

The money printer at the fed is glowing red hot right now trying to stop the panic crash

>> No.50609277

>>50609092
I went to germanys general on /int the other day and they kept saying everything is okay and calling me a shill. Why are they so delusional?

>> No.50609278

>>50609248
>an event that was priced in months ago
Who actually thought GDP would be positive? Clearly not even the liberals coping with definition changes thought it'd be positive. I actually think if GDP was somehow positive we would've dumped hard.

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If you needed data from the BEA to tell you that we were in a recession then you were not trading fast enough to make any profit this year.

>> No.50609293
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50609293

This is only the beginning.

>> No.50609295
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>>50609248
I mean how much more did they really think it was going to dump? What dumb fucks. They deserve to be poor.

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>>50609262
Are you the uvxy anon?

>> No.50609296

>>50609230
>omg he raised rates!! clown world im going crazzzzy!!
The fed said months ago its raising rates. It did exactly as said to get inflation down. They didnt increase it to chase inflation and everyone believes the fed is now catching up to the curve and dealing with inflation. Rate hikes dont meant we dump everything constantly.

>> No.50609298

>>50609185
The dump these past 6 months was pricing in the recession anon...

>> No.50609301

>>50609276
as a bear with puts, my cock is glowing red hot from the edging. Stop the printer!

>> No.50609309

>>50609195
Fed pivot, which is why we are pumping lately and will continue to pump.

>> No.50609312

The Russcession.
Its all Pootins fault.

>> No.50609313

>>50609262
If I had somehow shorted vix it would go the other way. UVXY at an all time low. Yes it devolves over time but not even a spike during the highest rate hike in 30 years or proof that we have entered a recession

>> No.50609314

So does this mean we will get UBI for the midterms if we identify as a bipoc non binary furry or something?

>> No.50609318

>>50609278
The gdpnow turned out to be the more accurate, it was at -1.2% right before this while consensus was 0.5%. The gdpnow was at -2.0% and crawled up from there.

>> No.50609321

Mfw a recession is a buy the rumor sell the news event.
Also muh strong job market.

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50609328

Rest in piss VIX

>> No.50609330

>>50609297
I told that fucker uvxy was a bad idea and it's dump to keep track of it testing resistance because all it does in the long run is break lower and lower.

>> No.50609332

>>50609201
Better than prediction = bullish, we'll melt up again today, I expect another +4% on the NASDAQ.

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>>50608759
Anyone else hold Navios Maritime Holdings (NM:NYSE)? What the fuck is going on?

>> No.50609340
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50609340

FUTURES BREAKING THOSE RECENT HIGHS

>> No.50609342

>>50609262
>Muh information is known now
>Muh everything playing out exactly as planned
>Muh volatility goes down for those reasons
Mr. Shekelstein

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50609349

Holy shit the meltup is real

>> No.50609357
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50609357

Patience

>> No.50609360
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>>50609312
you know it's coming

>> No.50609361

Just saw some big stops taken out.

>> No.50609363

so the bulls ITT are just being ironic right
this is seriously fucked

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>>50608817
>be me
>inhale
BOY
it's designed to do one thing only, decay
stop fighting it, behave in accordance with this
expend your mental efforts on theorizing elsewhere: with the creation of a small business, or research a business in an area you know something about
then when it rockets up for 2 days, short it over 3 months

>>50608802
kek

>>50608873
nice, thanks. i have been posting gold-vs-sp.jpg and i'm saving this as better-gold-vs-sp.jpg

>> No.50609376

Quick, somebody go all in a bullish leveraged fund right now and que some calls in the chain to stop the pooomp

>> No.50609375
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50609375

It’s not a recession since Yellen said so. Simple as.

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oh no, schizo doomers lose again

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>>50609357
Ok retard. Bobos seriously in cope mode. How pathetic.

>> No.50609388
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50609388

APOLOGIZE

>> No.50609390

>>50609363
what is? bobo cope is adorable

>> No.50609394

Imagine being the guy that has to wake up Biden and tell him we're in a recession.

>> No.50609395

>>50609185
usually what happens is you get a little pump into the open and then the market takes a big dump
we are in a technical recession
2y is going to be well over the 30y shortly
its fucking over
were just still dealing with the residuals of a gamma squeeze

>> No.50609397

Great, more bad economic news. Time to pump it

>> No.50609398

>>50609363
Unironically, everything is bullish. Take it from a guy who used to be bearish months ago and try to use logic to analyze the market, stop doing that. Embrace the clown world, good news is massively bullish, bad news is just bullish.

>> No.50609409

#buytherecession

>> No.50609411

>>50609296
>They didnt increase it to chase inflation
Yeah they just said they'll change it based on data and so far inflation is at ATH so what doesn't that tell you. The market interpreted it as bullish because it's full of fucking retards like you

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>>50609357
>Patience
That's right, just a little longer and it will all be over.

>> No.50609416

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WAGMI LFG

ALSO LOL AT DXY MILKSHAKE MAN IS FUCKING DED TODAY

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why the fuck did I load up on otm puts that expire friday this pump is going to wipe me out

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>>50609363
Kek, nothing is fucked except your outlook on life and your positions.

>> No.50609426

Looks like the /pol/ doomers were wrong. Too easy to make money :)

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50609428

>futures are green

>> No.50609429

>>50609277
if we wouldn't have so many delusional retards we wouldn't be in this bad position
after they can't pay for their food, bills, sitting in the dark without energy in a cold room in winter then maybe they wake up.. it will happen sooner or later and it will not get pretty

>> No.50609434

>SWX premarket

>> No.50609435

>>50609367
That's fine Mr shekelstein, I'll take another $20k day overall just so you take my stupid manipulated option position. I'm too comfy to contribute research to your evil system, I'm just going to leech like you guys until the dollars become worthless. You guys have gold in your basements for that day I suppose.

>> No.50609436

>officially a recession
>but they changed the official definition of recession just a few days ago so it's fine lol
Holy mother of zog

>> No.50609440

>>50609395
uhh we're melting up dude it literally says so in your name lmao...

>> No.50609446

>>50609363
I'm unironically bullish, and you should be too.

>> No.50609448

>>50609388
He's wrong too. Meltupfags are just bobos that want to seem less retarded. The melt up thesis implies the number never goes down. But it doesn't. We go up forever baby. Fuck boboshits.

>> No.50609449

Why do we need ((experts)) again? GDPNow basically nails within 0.3%, then compare with what the ((experts)) were predicting!
Who the fuck paying for these trash information?

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At 4150-4200 I'll put my entire life savings to puts

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>>50609068
i cannot read your shit
here's 999 hours in ms paint from https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

>> No.50609464

>>50609440
bro relax dont worry about it

>> No.50609472

>>50609434
*SWK

>> No.50609479

New
>>50609466

>>50609466

>>50609466

>> No.50609486

>>50609132
SIGA will go over $20 when CDC declares a public health emergency, which could come today

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>>50609454
dumb bitch, what if the movie isn't on netflix?

>> No.50609491

>>50609411
Data dependent = the Fed is done. You have to know how to decipher Fed speak.

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Hahahahahaha I've been saying for MONTHS that the mainstream narrative on inflation was going to flip, the Fed was going to pivot, and bears were going to be UTTERLY ASS BLASTED and here we fucking are. I fucking knew it. Eat shit you cynical fucking retards.

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>>50609207
>AND HERE WE GO
bullish

>> No.50609501

>>50609398
unironically this, the markets are in clown world mode right now, it's time to stop being analytical and logical and embrace the mumutard lifestyle, just buy every dip

>> No.50609500

>>50609479
bought puts on that thread

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well i got this one wrong... melt up for now

>> No.50609507
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50609507

It's over Bobo! It's Mumu's turn now.

>> No.50609510

>>50609363
>this is seriously fucked
Why? We just had a bunch of earnings and it was better than expected. Really no reason to be worried.
>>50609411
>The market interpreted it as bullish
Its bullish because its highly like that inflation is coming down. Oil at $120 and best it did was 9.1%.

>> No.50609514

>>50609084
ah, thanks, that's much better. here is a waste of one post with which to congratulate ourselves. also lol crypto just spiked we might get some stop-loss pink faces early today

>> No.50609517

>>50609363
>so the bulls ITT are just being ironic right
>>50609422
>>50609398

no, they're not being ironic. the truth is they dont know how to make money in a bear market, so they have no choice but to be permabulls because they're too shit at trading to make money without the Fed practically handing it to them

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>>50609479
why are you retards making SIGA cringe
you're becoming the new GME

>> No.50609523
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50609523

Start my new job on monday! I can't wait because I'll finally make enough money to buy divi stocks again.

>> No.50609526

>>50609421
give it time fellow bobo. This is the fake out for the bulltards

>> No.50609530

1:boldly or brashly self-confident

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50609538

>markets flat
>mumu's celebrating

oh boy we're gonna dump HUGE aren't we?

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>>50609479
Nigga we haven't even hit 200 yet you dumb fuck.

>> No.50609542

>dumps then pumps
See I told you. Crab.

>> No.50609547

>>50609496
The narrative didn't change, the Fed threw in the towel because the market went down too much and the economy started to slow. Continuing higher inflation will be awful for society, but the market matters more than wagies well-being. JPow knows what's up.

>> No.50609549

>>50609454
It warms my heart to know that cunt got vaccinated, will have health problems and get fat, will never conceive because of the combination of Vax and birth control and will die miserable and alone with only her parents to mourn her

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50609562

HARLEY-DAVIDSON REAFFIRMS FULL YEAR GUIDANCE
THIS "RECESSION" IS GONNA LAST A WEEK LMAO
PUMP TIME PUMP TIME PUMP TIME

>> No.50609564

>>50609549
birth control makes it harder to conceive?

>> No.50609567
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50609567

>>50609538
Ninja please

>> No.50609566

>>50609521
GMEfags became SIGAfags.

>> No.50609577

>>50609496
Oh so you were wrong 60+ days and right 1? Thanks Peter Schiff tell me what other prophecies you're going to get wrong for a decade then stumble into by sheer luck

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>>50609517
Take my dick bobo. The recession has already been priced in.

>> No.50609582

>>50609523
Nice, congrats on the new job anon. What kind of role will you have?

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D X Y

>> No.50609594

>>50609217
Herbal Essences

>> No.50609599

>>50609363
oversold => expecting worse than bad

bad news = good news
good news = great news

same dynamic when overbought in the other direction

>> No.50609600

>>50609549
this is unironically shit incels say and I got secondhand embarrassment from reading this

>> No.50609604

>>50609510
>We just had a bunch of earnings and it was better than expected.
They all missed earnings and pumped anyway lmao

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>>50609411
>Yeah they just said they'll change it based on data and so far inflation is at ATH so what doesn't that tell you. The market interpreted it as bullish because it's full of fucking retards like you

see

>>50608936
>https://youtu.be/Gpj51FByEiM?t=25m10s

>> No.50609607

>>50609510
>we just had a bunch of earnings and they were good
All tech missed, advertising down
All retail missed, inventory up and not selling
Banks missed and forecast loan defaults
T said people aren't paying their phone bills

This rally is the fed money printer trying to prevent a panic selloff

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>>50609349

>> No.50609612
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50609612

Watch what else we pull today, goyim

>> No.50609613

Crab down today
Crab down tomorrow
Crab flat monday
Crab green tuesday until friday when more crab
Crab down until the 10th because CPI
July CPI comes in less than June, markets pump, SOXL to 30 dollars EOM August.

>> No.50609617

GREEN
GREEN
GREEN
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP

>> No.50609621

>>50609547
Nigger this is exactly what anyone with half a brain has seen coming since like spring 2021. The Fed was never going to raise rates to the point where it would obliterate the economy; they were always going to play the "look at us, we're raising rates!" game all while keeping rates at historically low levels. Retarded goy cattle ran with spooky headlines and created all the necessary demand destruction, and now the Fed doesn't even have to do anything.

Inflation is literally necessary for the US to remain the top world power. You faggot bears would have been complaining about the same shit a century ago when gas was a nickel and houses were 8k.

>> No.50609626

>>50609510
>its highly like that inflation is coming down
What are you basing this on, Biden's letter?
>>50609491
Nope, data dependent = the Fed isn't responsible for what happens next, that's how I read it. JPOW doesn't want to be blamed for what he's going to do, it's SCIENCE now, not him.

>> No.50609629

>>50609564
Can't tell if serious. Yes anything that fucks with hormones over any duration is detrimental for reproductive health. Look at the correlation between birth control in young women and difficulty conceiving later. It's nearly 1:1. Of course the medical industry would never admit that

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>>50609199
Don't forget renaming Monkeyp*x.

>> No.50609640

>>50609617
thanks for the sell signal

>> No.50609642

>>50609577
lol cope and seethe more fag. I bought SOXL in the 10s, see you when my portfolio pulls a 10x by this time next year.

>> No.50609643

>>50609607
>>50609604
>They all missed earnings and pumped anyway lmao
Right, better than expected. "oh its not that bad actually". Keep up bobotard. The market is forward pricing, its pricing in a great earnings report by end of year.

>> No.50609648

>>50609613
LET'S
FUCKING
GO

The only good bear is a dead bear. The Klondike bear can stay.

>> No.50609649

>>50609600
I'm married with kids you pathetic orbiter faggot

>> No.50609650

>>50609640
hahaha enjoy getting left in the dust the market has picked a direction and as usual it's up and to the right

>> No.50609660

Little do they know the past three weeks have been the exit pump.

tldr: It's over.

>> No.50609661

>>50609626
>What are you basing this on, Biden's letter?
Oil peaked at $120 and has come down since. That will reduce prices across the boards for a lot of things.

>> No.50609667

>>50609549
Jesus Christ could you be any more bitter and edgy?

>> No.50609669

>>50609649
You are very obviously not lol

>> No.50609670

>>50609642
Congrats on making money for the first time

>> No.50609671

>>50609643
>better than expected
What exactly do you think they're "missing" when they miss earnings

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>>50609578
nope, its still being priced in as we speak

>> No.50609689

>>50609661
Yeah bro I'm sure oil will go down massively in a few months when Biden reserve dump ends and he has to buy it back

>> No.50609690

PCE LOWER THAN FORECAST

That's all that matters today

>> No.50609693

>>50609667
>>50609600
Fuck off, simps. Whores get what they deserve.

>> No.50609697

>>50609643
>forecast 0.3% gdp growth
>-0.9% actual
>better than expected

Obviously we should crash back to all time highs. Recessions are bullish we are pricing in 2027 recovery

>> No.50609705

>>50609674
The fuck, silver woke up.

>> No.50609709

>>50609693
Ok, please don't shoot up a school.

>> No.50609711

>>50609607
I'm a goy who shorts his own long positions but not enough to really lose everything. What this really is, is the creation of an out in the open slave class of society. People who don't already have things, will not have things. Period. How incredibly sad and blackpilling. I guess I'll go have some slaves serve me at the bar later to forget about it all. Maybe I'll watch a little goyball where a bunch of high paid slaves will entertain me. Maybe I'll make the cook slaves at the bar make me food while I consoom. Afterall the melt up is real, and we aren't in a recession, why shouldn't I spend my goybucks? How sad.

>> No.50609715

>>50609697
recovery might come early, late 2026. im buying.

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>>50609635
>WHO renames fagvirus because (((discriminatory)))

>> No.50609724

>>50609613
>CPI pump
Probably won't pump that much, everyone knows it will be lower than June so it's likely priced in.

>> No.50609727

>>50609697
>>50609671
Forward pricing you bobocucks. Nobody cares about a slight miss on earnings when currencies moved so much in a single quarter. Its just noise and companies are fine.

>> No.50609728

>>50609689
lol bears are SO retarded that they're trying to use oil, of all fucking things, as their coping mechanism. Yeah go for it, speculate on one of the most manipulated commodities that gets tossed around for fun by secretive cartels.

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50609733

And just like that, bobros and mumus argue back and forth while calling each retard over and over again all morning

>> No.50609745

>>50609724
Good news gets priced in twice

>> No.50609752

>>50609693
How large is your Funko Pop collection?

>> No.50609755

Why the fuck is everyone talking about gay sex?

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>>50609733
You forget us ninjas

>> No.50609758

>>50609697
Why do you bobos insist on fighting the Fed? Everyone can see Powell is a beta bitch who will never raise rates over 3.5%. You're already late to frontrun the pivot, but you can still hop onboard before we moon.

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50609760

>>50609337
Recovery in non-tanker ship stocks. Now look at the YTD on them vs. STNG.

>> No.50609761

>>50609733
We are healing, America is back baby!

>> No.50609767

>>50609709
You're talking to someone who had his entire life and career destroyed by a lying cunt illegal immigrant whose ego was so bruised she hit me with a false #MeToo accusation. And it didn't matter when it was disproven, "they had nothing to go on so they had no choice but to let her *rethink* the accusation" ... THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING TIMES.

I am not a violent person. Every last one of these Western whores deserves to get raped, beaten, and wind up a single mother who kills herself in her mid 30s after drowning her children. American women especially are nothing but worthless Whores of Babylon.

>> No.50609780

>>50609693
Just get over her already man or get help.

>> No.50609785

>>50609760
That is a poor looking Sailor Jupiter.

>> No.50609786

>>50609733
This. I switch between being a mumu or bobo to make money. I don't give a shit on whether gdp is priced in or if there's a recession coming

>> No.50609787
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We are not in a recession. I do not identify this market as a recession.

>> No.50609791

Only -0.9%? That's nothing. We will bounce back, hard.

Meanwhile, China's economy is imploding and they are deploying armored tanks to crush their citizens.
Can you imagine China's REAL GDP growth? I bet it's negative double digits. 99% of their factories are making plastic toys and usb sticks. We can do just fine without fuckinmg toys lmao.

So, why are we afraid again? We have high-tech manufacturing using advanced AI and automation. We have the smartest researchers and business leaders (Elon Musk). We have reliable and powerful allies such as Germany, France, Japan, Taiwan, etc.

What do they have? Pakistan (defaulting soon) and North Korea? LMAO.

The West is winning.

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you ARE beating yearly EU inflation with your portfolio, aren't you?

>> No.50609797

>>50608759
imagine not seeing this bull trap clear as fucking day. are all the mumus in here unironically kike bots trying to trick retail?

>> No.50609805 [DELETED] 

>>50609648
You are from reddit and need an unironic bullet to the head. You are the reason these threads are shit.

>> No.50609809
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>Fuck off, simps. Whores get what they deserve.

>> No.50609812

>>50609767
Lol

>> No.50609816

>>50609797
>not playing both sides
ngmi

>> No.50609817
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>>50609767
>gets #metoo'd by an illegal immigrants
>bitches about western whores
Cognitive dissonance at it's finest.

>> No.50609826

>>50609767
Lol

>> No.50609828

>>50609809
Are you unironically defending simping (the act of giving money to women because they're women, for free)?

>> No.50609834

>>50609791
>Chinese economy collapsing is bullish for America
Retarded take
>>50609758
I still have my long holds but this pump is so fake and gay. I won't be buying anything but puts and sqqq until we correct

>> No.50609838

>>50609791
Low IQ post. This isn't about east vs west. This is about globalists (to put it nicely) vs goys.

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>>50609092
every county needs to go nation first and stop all this globohomo shit

>> No.50609844

>>50609805
Ok.

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>>50609796
What about EU member LT?
Are you beating that inflation, anons?

>> No.50609853

AES bros. It is our time.

>> No.50609867

>>50609812
>>50609826
You will have to watch the system you fight for rape, torture, castrate, and murder your children. Then, I wonder, if it will still be funny.

>>50609817
As per Two-Face, I'm less angry at the mad dog and more angry at the people who let the bitch off the leash and then fought to protect her.

>> No.50609873

>10yr now with 20bp of the fed rate
What the fuck

>> No.50609874

>>50609834
What correction do you think is coming? Zoom the fuck out

>> No.50609879

i told you, negative or positive, gdp is always bullish no matter what

>> No.50609882
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aaaaand we are back

>> No.50609883

I'm putting $50k into SQQQ at opening and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.50609887

>>50609879
what colour is your screen?

>> No.50609894

>>50609867
i ditched that shithole ages ago. You are unironically right, but you need to do something about it because you sound like a bitch rn. Take the Get the Fuck out of America pill quick

>> No.50609895

>>50609834
>until we correct
You just had a correction moron.

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>>50609785
Yeah, if the bitch invested in STNG she could afford good cosplay.

>> No.50609914

>>50609895
said the goy right before he got his asshole corrected by back-back red dildoes

>> No.50609920

>>50609887
as green as the us market is <3

>> No.50609919

>>50609874
>up 8% (avg yearly return) in two weeks on all bad news and official recession on an unconfirmed rumor that things might be less bad by 2023

Lol

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>>50609760

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>>50609867
Are you the guy that posts monkey torture stuff from time to time? You sound deranged as fuck.

>> No.50609935

>>50609894
>you sound like a bitch for standing up for yourself
>just run away, bro
fuck off

>> No.50609936

>>50609883

>> No.50609939
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I got a weird feeling today...

>> No.50609944
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50609944

I SEE
MY DREAMS
FOR REAL

>> No.50609955

>>50609935
>standing up for yourself
no it sounds like you are sulking in a corner like a faggot. Keep crying about living in kikestan buddy

>> No.50609957

>>50609926
>Are you the guy that posts monkey torture stuff from time to time?
No. Nor do I spam cock pictures. Just a normal guy who is not afraid to openly condemn evil. Keep on doubting; you'll see soon enough.

>> No.50609958

>>50609817
>illegal immigrants aren’t western

Ok, little Timmy

>> No.50609959
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>Gross domestic product, or GDP, dropped0.9% in the second quarter,according toa Thursday advance estimatefromthe Bureau of Economic Analysis.
The number came in well below average economist expectations for again of 0.3% (Dow Jones) to 0.5% (consensus estimate).

looks like its gonna be another +4% day

>> No.50609964

>>50609728
>trying to use oil, of all fucking things
I know bulls are retarded but follow the conversation, it's the other guy that said oil going down with bring down inflation, I'm responding to his claim you dumdum. READ

>> No.50609965

>>50609919
Did you forget that this was
>priced in

>> No.50609971

Why are these threads filled with more losers lately

>> No.50609970

And BWALLAH! Just like that, we’re never gonna be red ever again

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>>50609848
>>50609796
>20% inflation
>Negative rates until last week

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>>50609939
me too

>> No.50609995

I'm planning on adding 250 shares of SIGA, will we get an AM dip for me to buy? Since HHS didn't have that announcement @ 8:30? Doesn't have to be as violent as yesterday's 16.25 dip. Is a buy order @ 16.80 likely to fill?


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AND VIOLA

>> No.50610007

>>50609971
All of the normies got filtered by volatility

>> No.50610008

>>50609965
hell, even nuclear war between us and china has been priced in at this point

>> No.50610014
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All we need is a few more euphoria posters and the market gets rugged. Do your part post some green colors

>> No.50610020

>>50609995
im sad i missed that mega dip yesterday

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>>50609995
Forgot pic

>> No.50610027

>>50610014
aoh my god bear r fuk we gon up up and away!

>> No.50610039

10yr yield CRASHING to new lows

>> No.50610040

>>50609758
>never raise rates over 3.5%.
he literally said he would yesterday

>> No.50610053

>>50610008
This is a beer market anon.

Don't try to make sense of it.

>> No.50610059

>>50609995
Probably a sell off first 30 min.

>> No.50610062

>>50609959
The markets acting retarded. They are currently pricing in a 50bp by September and 25bp in nov. Job market still is too right so wage growth will continue forcing inflation up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aEImx74gLA

>> No.50610066

Who has earnings today?

>> No.50610070

>>50609767
>American
>illegal immigrant

anon

>> No.50610077

>everyone is bullish
>gdp is bullish
>there are no bears at all

im glad all the bobo's are finally dead. now line only goes up from here on out

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>>50609958
If they come illegally to the west then it implies they aren't from the west.
>in b4 central and South America are western now

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>>50610077
>gdp is bullish

>> No.50610088

>>50610066
amazon after close

>> No.50610089

>>50610062
higher inflations means higher prices which means higher revenue which means higher profits which means higher share price :3

>> No.50610090

>>50610066
Apparently TMF and they CRUSHED it.

>> No.50610092

whore sympathizers are the worst

>> No.50610095

>>50610066
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/earnings

>> No.50610101

>>50610066
Amazon and Apple

>> No.50610110

>>50609760
>>50609908
>>50609921
wait is that Brittney? she looks gross there

>> No.50610111

>>50610086
>gdp released
>market pumps

uhh, yeah. bullish as fuck. are you stupid?

>> No.50610120

>the last es em gee ever
F

>> No.50610127

>>50609421
Keep listening to wsb, faggot delight faggot.

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>>50610127
>faggot delight faggot

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>>50609882
IT'S OVER

>> No.50610160

>>50610065
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coR5XJIh-U

>> No.50610166

its over, isn't it?

>> No.50610167

>>50608972
lmao blown the fuck out buddy
0.9% and even better FED ABANDONS FORWARD GUIDANCE
the printers will run while the economy dies, you'll be overpaying 4-5x for increasingly useless capital goods put towards increasingly pointless business activity, any returns you see will be nominal and in real terms they will be absolutely mogged by gold and bonds
jeff gundlach was right again and he was even being safe and calling the recession in early 2023

>> No.50610177
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Imagine not having OTM TSLA calls

>> No.50610183

>bobo's still think negative gdp numbers are actually bearish

lmao, learn to economics

>> No.50610194

NEW
>>50610186

>>50610186

>>50610186

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>>50610081
>central and South America are western now
Man, it's too early in the morning for basic geography.

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>>50610110
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

>*cries*
>*shits self*

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>>50610089
sounds legit