/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50596807
YOOO MARK. How we feeling.

QCOM beat earnings and guided down, same as everyone else. I say bullish.

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I lost so much money being a contrarian

excellent news, everyone is missing earnings again! this is the most bullish day ever! let's get another 4% day tomorrow!

Previous >>50595439

If META misses and the GDP is tomorrow. It'll be catastrophic

Can someone explain why this is all so fucking bullish?

I am leveraged to the fucking TITS for a red Thursday/Friday

>>50596779
>Oh FUCK Qualcomm guided down
i almost bought calls on that shit too

Anyone seen anything from Cheesecake Factory?

>>50596836

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN *company* MISSED BY 1% WHEN EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING THEM TO MISS BY 5%. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK CAN'T GO UP!!!!!!! THEY'RE MAKING 1% LESS THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH THE STOCK IS ALREADY DOWN 50% FROM THAT TIME...AHHHHHH I'M A RETARD THAT SHORTED THE BOTTOM I'M GONNA GO INSANE WHY IS THE WORLD CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50596844
they missed

>>50596834
Meta dumping.

>META

>missed the generational bottom AGAIN because I am too poor.

>>50596844
If we're still green after that it's fucking over for Bobos

Said fuck it and decided to buy my first options. Looks like meta is going to dump so I sold some Friday expiration puts for relatively cheap. How much you think they’re dump?

Oh god META...

META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING
>META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING
META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING
>META IS SHIDDING AND FARDING

Meta misses
Shota kisses

made a comfy 7% today
thank you mr powell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

By the way I'm short the Nasdaq as of this moment

meta is dumping bros.

>YFW you didn't buy the """rally"""

KEKERBERG

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
so much for the fed pump

>>50596836
Everyone missed earnings, CPI is at highest point in half a century and we're getting the biggest rate hike so far. Can't possibly get any worse, means we're going up forever now

No one gives a fuck about Meta lol. They're going to be around forever like Boeing because the federal government will never give up its data mine.

SIGA predictions for open tomorrow?

>>50596882
yep spy $420 EOW, back to ATHs if a single company has any remotely neutral news

Why are any of you here invested into meta in the first place? That company doesn't have a future and undoubtedly it's not because you actually like Zuckerberg.

>SPY 400 Aug 5 Put
FUCK I SAW THESE AT 4.20 a piece and didn't buy them. They're now worth 5.00 right now.

And just like that, the rally is cancelled

oh no facebook bros

lmao this META """dump""" hasn't even wiped out today's gains

>>50596816
>Been a bobo since november last year. Closed my last shorts yesterday. Had a great year and now I'm long.
>Will hedge here and there, but for the time being it's looking alright

why? There isn't any good news. Have you looked at the housing market? Or the inverted Treasure Yields? I don't see any reason why we should be pumping

>>50596873
Me too. I hunch shorded at $308. I am pleased. Also no longer /cashgang/. It's been six weeks since my last trade.

>>50596901
Meta is dumping like a mf. Did they post record profits or something?

>SOXS buys already in profit
I see L*mposter prancing around I buy SOXS. Simple as.

>>50596826
Well of course. The committee wants labor demand to be brought in line with supply. At that point, inflation on the wage side will be returning to a more typical level.

That along with tightened financial conditions giving us breathing room for supply chain and energy disinflation would mean that rate hikes have done their job.

Fed should just let a 150 bp rip in september and november so we can go to post dot com rates

>futas

>>50596924
still green on the day but if it keeps going maybe sanity is returning after all, they missed hard, revenue went down yoy and guided down too

AAAAAAAAAAAH ZUCKERBERGER WHAT DID YOU DO???!!!

META MISSES ON TOP AND BOTTOM

SEND IT TO THE BASEMENT

>META GUIDANCE DOWN
>MAU MISS

oh no, i betted META would pump. it was the permabull in me. we never choose right.

>>50596925
post your position

>everyone missed earnings and poor guidance for q2
>gdp numbers tomorrow

It's okay jpow said to ignore the numbers he "feels" like it's a strong economy (even though people can't afford food)

Bullish af

Tech is up almost 4% and you faggots are pink wojak posting?

>>50596928
The only thing eeveryone agrees with at the fed is rape hikes to increase unemployment

>*DING* *DING* *DING*
How did you all do on this fine day?

>>50596845
>Can someone explain why this is all so fucking bullish

I'm too retarded to understand why everything is bullish

https://youtu.be/PI5Z9TdKZSg

>>50596960
>even though people can't afford food
Some anon a few threads back was buying McDonald's and Applebees daily.

>>50596949
when is this whore gonna go nude god damn hurry up already

Opened bearish credit spreads on SPY at the end. As long as it closes below 402 on Friday I should be okay. I’m also super fucking long on UVXY, bought calls at the bottom today.

Scared money don’t make money

10k into aqb let's fucking make some moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>50596965
ngl i shorted the bottom, again

>company dumps immediately on earnings, steadily recovers AHs, and is neon green the next day
When have I seen this before?

>>50596960
if todays weaksauce fake fed pump wasnt enough of an indication let tomorrow serve as your sign

>>50596962
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It ain't much but its honest

>>50596965
$150 in realized gains in the morning and then got heemed by the meeting. So you all tomorrow.

>>50596965
I'm up 5% on the Jpow pump. feels fucking good.

>>50596963
Not true. There's also the need to improve black and gender and other kind of unemployment gaps.

>>50596965
I made some unrealized gains...but then I lost them

>>50596988
What did you buy before the bell?

>meta miss
looks like they should be +7% tomorrow

look at this gapfill
do you have any idea what this means

>>50597006
Yeah, sort of the bullish inverse of "it's not a loss until you sell".

>>50596962
>Tech is up almost 4% and you faggots are pink wojak posting?
You don't think anybody here actually had the skill to get in on that do you? Jerome could have called personally to /smg/, leaked everything and 90% of posters here would have lost money

>>50596920
Bad news is bullish now
Also BOOBA

>>50596965
Shorted the motherfuck out of it.

>TDOC -20%
CATHIE WOODS ARE YOU DOING?

>>50596844
be prepared for a 0.0000000000001% GDP increase keeping this market alive

>>50597009
uhh spy and qqq puts?? a lot of them
like all of my money ($5)

>>50597023
?

F chads rise the fuck up we did it bros

>>50597002
Did you read the most recent minutes? Rape continues until unemployment increases. Its the only thing 100% of fed agree on

>>50596854
Will die with the boomers

>>50597013
Yes. I told them the gap would fill
Then we will dump
Theres also a gap at 377

>>50597009
closed all my puts, and then I just got some desperate deep out of the money tesla puts at the close.

>>50597013
what does it mean?

>>50596990
1 percent gain? you trade like a faggot

>>50596844
I hope so because I'm still all in UVXY because my faggot ISP turned my internet off early by mistake and I just spent 2 hours on the phone with them

>>50597009
Enlighten us what these tea reading meme lines mean

>>50597034
Just another example out of many to never give your money to a woman.

>>50597015
Well they were expected to miss more so we pump

>>50597045

>>50597023
I bought more SOXL when it was in the 10s

BUDDY LOOK AT Meta computer

>>50597060
The day after fed is always red, don’t worry

>>50597059
means theres nothing stopping line from going back down...forever

>>50596949
i wonder if she'd die if i hosed her with water

Dont worry everyone, the recession is cancelled!

This whole month has been a HUGE Biden win. I'm literally up 107% on SIGA and SOXL rips lol

>>50597050
Crazy result contrasted with GM

>>50596807
>innova-ck!

>>50597023
... Hi

>>50597023
>i didnt get in so nobody else got in either
Dont bother replying

Gundlach on CNBC. For Gundlach poster.

>>50597078
it was down a lot more than that rather disappointing

>>50597086
>that cleverly placed "could"
sneaky bastards

>>50597053
It's just a joke, anon. Referencing the line from today's press conference.

>The GDP numbers get cancelled for being "not holistic" or whatever the fuck the White House calls shit now

What a shitty day. My portfolio is only up +3%

>>50596903
>FUCK I SAW THESE AT 4.20 a piece and didn't buy them. They're now worth 5.00 right now

see any other good picks

Starting to get real bearish in here with all the gloating

>>50597060
bro our VIX/UVXY calls WILL PRINT! THE UNIVERSE SENT 2 NIGGERS SELLING WINDOW SOAP TO MY FRONT DOOR WHILE YOUR ISP WAS GETTING SHUT DOWN. I DOUBLED DOWN LATE TODAY. HOLD YOUR DICK BOYS, ITS ABOUT TO GET WEIRD IN HERE

>>50597121
I'm going to continue to heem every single fucking bear I see

>>50597056
Plz post gap sirs

>>50597108
When will they charge the name of the white house The Bipoc Tranny House?

Demand for smartphones down according to QCOM

>>50597121
Wtf is this video kek

>>50597146
SOMEONE POST IT!

am i going to be ok

i expect this FOMC to go down like the last one. mkts rallied hard (SPY +3.03%) on announcement then sold off twice as hard (SPY -7.41%) after the market digested the news

Why why why

WHY AM I SHORT APPLE AND NOT TELEDOC???

>>50597058
Slow and steady wins the race

>>50597152
jewish manlet didn't learn. Beyond that I couldn't say

I gained an whole extra month of neet-runway today

uh oh

>>50597157
Yes, I'm sure Klaus is saving a seat at the table for you

>>50597151
Sounds highly bullish for based Apple Computer!

>>50597157
Depends what you're invested in. Well, and your risk tolerance.

>>50597163
>more sustainable rally to 6000
I love this guy.

>>50597163
>WHY AM I SHORT APPLE
Lol dumbass

>>50597163
problem is that dudes like me he just says one thing but then puts positions on for the other side

like a true contrarian

>>50597175
Bullish. This shit is gonna pump to the moon

>META bounced after bad earnings
It’s like you guys didn’t even watch. Didn’t even learn.

So sad i let TQQQ down- always the one that gets away.

Somebody should have told me investment banking was just spreadsheet simulator 2022 before I made a career out of it

>>50597211
well meta selling off more is dumb
look how cheap it is lol
its still worth buying for the next year

>>50597177
Thank dog

>>50597226
That's not true. Sometimes you get to play around with PowerPoint.

>>50597226
most jobs are

>>50597130
I tired to sell my UVXY calls but I got a call from my son’s doctor

all you have to do is make 5000 every day for 200 days and wallah youve made a million bucks

>>50597226
I hate to break it to you anon, but normies literally get paid 6 figure salaries to mess around with pivot tables for 20 minutes a day. Boomers are none the wiser.

so this is the fabled meta dump

>>50597253
THEY WILL PRINT! GOD JUST SAVED YOU FROM YOURSELF. SAME WITH THE NIGGERS AND THE WINDOW SOAP. THEY WILL PRINT!

>>50597226
>people cannot into excel in the current year

I'm dumb. I'm shorting BTC, how much will I lose?

>>50597263
Well I actually programmed macros and api pulls to do my whole job for me. What’s my earning cap you think if I make that knowledge public

You know until we get all of this woke bull shit out of these corporate board rooms the market is going to continue to be inefficient and you'll get better returns investing in your self and your family.

>>50597272
lel. METAbears oh nooooooo

>>50597280
Given the stock market rally doesn't seem to slow down, probably all of it.

I'm going wait a few more months before shorting.

>>50597291
You should be in line to replace the CEO when he retires anon. Congrats.

>>50597163
The pullback is more towards 3200 but otherwise I agree

Metas pe ratio is 12, no one had high expectations for this stock, it's hated. I'm not surprised it's going flat in after hours.

>>50597276
I can into excel perfectly fine, it’s just boring. It’s too easy, I perfected all the spreadsheets already. Where’s the fucking yelling and screaming at the index at, my coworkers aren’t even in until an hour after the markets opened

>>50597272
>miss earnings
>lower guidance
>up 7% today

numbers are racist. We "feel" like the economy is doing great. Please check on your neighbors they might need food

>Meta earnings decline for the first time ever
>Pumping

Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. Cliickety. Clack. Click. Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack.

>>50597175
Thats a lot of bad headlines to be honest.

>>50597272
shit, I wanted to see Zuck cry again.

>>50597327
>. Where’s the fucking yelling and screaming at the index at
You don't yell at your holdings like it's a mini horse race?

>>50597226
youre describing every single well paying job. Either be good with Excel or PyCharm/some other software IDE and you should be at least making 60k/year but if youre not retarded it can go up to minimum 80k/year

>>50597294
This analysis is about as excellent as someone predicting a forever bear market when women entered the workforce.

TECHBROS, I'm feeling good. Especially on 2x leverage.

>>50597315
12 is at least 12x too high for a company that's not growing

>>50597331
cummy. in my tummy. cummy cummy in my tummy. bummy owie owie

>>50596976
It's already emerged from its cocoon as a cleaning lady.

>>50597372
its amazing it just goes up. what were people expecting in these earnings reports??

>>50597379
Cummies are not supposed to go in your tummy

>>50597348
I’m the excel god, I fixed these faggots spreadsheets already. How do I turn these l33t skills into my bosses job

Oh look qualcomm shit the bed on guidance because everything is fucked. I hope you business model doesn't involve selling tangible objects that cost money to make

>>50596976
It's already too late anon, I'm sorry
Anyhow, I made $300 today

So what happens tomorrow?

>>50597419

>>50597401
>>50597401
Get good at working with python libraries that integrate Excel functions into Python. Matplotlib (python package) and stuff work well for visualization of Excel data

>>50597419

>>50597362
sorry to burst your bubble, but women were always part of the work force. prostitution will always be the oldest profession.

>>50597401
>I’m the excel god
good. i made my career using excel & access. retired early.

Thank you JPOW for letting me load up on cheap shitco puts like COIN

>>50597342
>again
Post the video

This has all become so boring it’s almost as bad as politics

>>50597331

>>50597015
Honestly, I'm surprised their revenue didn't get fucked much more with the Apple thing. Google held it because they still have control over the devices that use their platforms but Facebook not so much. Only issue I see with their earnings are expenses being a little bit out of control in General and Admnistrative Costs. Reality Labs seems to be slowly paying off despite the huge money drain that it is at the moment - it's up 50% in revenue from previous year. Overall it's not great but given how clubbed META has been for the past year, it makes sense to linger around these price levels, I don't see any reason to nose dive much more given that it's still a cash flow machine and true tech value (for the moment).

>>50597416

>>50597450
noooo men were always holding women down keeping them from washing clothes, teaching, working fields, and raising children! they werea ll kept in cages and let out once a day for bedtime, they couldnt own bank accounts or be kweens or inherit anything at all!

>>50597499
Lmao seeing white dudes wearing a "Don't Tread On Me" is the greatest red flag of all time and this is coming from someone who got one of those shirts in college

>>50597524
She looks better here, fucking women ruin themselves

>>50597497
Trading should be boring once you're decent at it. If it's constant mood swings of euphoria and despair your risk tolerance is probably way too high.

Anyone trade corporate bonds? Like even AAA ones at least. Dont need to be degenerate but some of them pay out well.

>>50597378
reality labs is up 50% in revenue from last year, fucktard

>>50597386
>>50597416
woof

>>50597541
She literally just got fat, that's the only thing bad about her now.
However, this is unavoidable with Latinas. These women literally are pre-destined to be on a collision course with obesity

>>50597372
What r u holding?

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50597458
I was pleasantly surprised. I had tried to code Java, HTML, CSS, ect before and I was never good at it and it never interested me. Excel was super fucking easy though and made complete sense, I very quickly automated pulling all my outlook attachments into excel and formatting them.

>>50597034
>Estimate: -0.61 $
>Reported: -19.22 $
>Surprise: -3045.51%
LMAO

>>50597386
That's a corn fed piggu right there.

>>50597163
Just load up on Apple shorts until earnings anon

>buy coffee maker and grinder
>500 dollarydoos
>dumb gf buys coffee table
>1800 plus tip
long WSM these niggas be makin me poor

>>50597557
Lighter skin too, she looks better before. Which is saying something, I usually don't like dark skinned Latinas.

>>50597561
2x leverage NASDAQ-100 ETF. I keep things simple. Also oil to balance things out.

>>50597591
>buy coffee maker and grinder
>>500
BRO WHAT.

>>50597585
>shorting apple

So is QQQ just 1.5x leveraged SPY?

>>50597578
And it's the second quarter in a row with these numbers kek

Winter for the Northern hemisphere is going to heem all northern economies.

Seriously good luck to you all with rolling black outs and energy costs sky rocketing.

>>50597591
>buy luxury home/kitchen goods
>oh no this is expensive

>>50597362
Bear market for society

>>50597096
The illusion of buttfangs

>>50597596
I think Latinas of all shades are cute (nice facial features and short petite bodies naturally) but they all end up getting so fucking fat it makes me want to kms

>>50597637
>coffee table is luxury
fucking peasant

>>50597557
>These women literally are pre-destined to be on a collision course with obesity
They're not smart enough to realize everything they eat is comprised of carbs and added sugars.

>>50597637
>>50597659
Piece of cardboard on the floor and some throw pillows for your ass. Let me guess, you NEED more?

Chips advance! Pelosi sells nvda!

>>50597034
>ARKK up 6% on the day.
>Down only 1% after hours
Meh
>>50596925
I'm long SOXL but today I sold calls and bought a put. Seemed like the most obvious nothing pump.

>>50597659
>$1800
Yes.

Ohhh man oh mannnnn I should have sold today we are setting ourselves up for massive dump

>>50597656
Can't argue with that

>>50597591
You can get a coffee table at IKEA for like $20, wtf are you doing nigga

>>50597656
Acquire prime age latina. They dont mind dating older. Pump babies into her, acquire prime age latina misstress who will rim you

meta kinda starting to bleed now it ain't pretty, if apple misses too i feel like we're gonna smell a lot of poopy bull pants...

>>50597678
>he doesn't furnish his entire place in folding chairs, folding tables, and pool floaties

I loaded up on SPXS right before closing, and I feel really good about tomorrow.

>>50597615
Giwtwm

>>50597585
Isn’t that tomorrow?

>>50597722
>uses chairs
>probably uses a bed too
Hammock chads, witness me.

Realistically, how much longer until the shit in Ukraine ends (regardless of the outcome)?

>>50597730
Your confidence is making me feel less good about my SQQQ calls

>>50597741
>he doesn’t know about forever wars

>>50597741
sometime around november december

>>50597741
2 weeks

>>50597718
the market is literally telling you it wants to go up regardless of news, why do you think going short is still a good idea?

>>50597741
>portrait of bravery
What's so brave about her?

>>50597706
>rim you
Gross. Plus, while i respect its power, i have no personal interest in gay sex

>CONTORT YOURSELF ONE TIME
>CONTORT YOURSELF TWO TIMES
>CONTORT YOURSELF THREE TIMES
>CONTORT YOURSELF FOUR TIMES
>CONTORT YOURSELF FIVE TIMES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50597741
20 years

>>50597760
denial works until it doesn't

>>50597764
She married a Jew and convinced him to baptize their kids.

>>50597764
kek

>>50597730
I loaded up on bearish SPY credit spreads

Good luck bro

>>50597777

>>50597777
Mon dieu

How much money do I need to just fuck off and live off of covered calls?

>>50597615
7-2-3-1-4-6-5

>inflation keeps running hotter every time
THIS time it's peaked, bullish pump it
>all the macro data is aids-infested shit
Bullish pump it
>every tech megacap sharts earnings
BUT they pulled good guidance out of their assholes, take their word for it, bullish pump it
>central banks keep raising rates because inflation is still out of control
This means they'll pivot faster, bullish pump it

Peak clown market

>>50597777
In 20 years nato will be bombing Ukraine

Can someone explain this?

>>50597818
Around $300,000

TDOC

>>50597826
the fed are spineless cucks and won't let the stock market fail, that's all you need to know in order to understand that it's the best hedge against inflation.

>>50597718
FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET WHAT IS THE POINT?
>rigged
>forward thinking
>to take money from normies
>only the big banks and corps win

FINE, THEN FUCK YOU

>>50597575
>I very quickly automated pulling all my outlook attachments into excel and formatting them.
go on.... why and how?

>>50597883
>the fed are spineless cucks and won't let the stock market fail
This will literally cause inflation kek

>>50597741
10 years minimum, ukraine is the new afghanistan

What THE FUCK is Facebooks problem

>>50597766
Imagine being 40 and some slim thicc latina pulls up and demands to suck your cock for a pair of crocs

>>50597913
sure, but equities will outperform it before it all inevitably busts.

>COIN
>+11%
>Cathy sold at the literal bottom (again)

Sold F calls for chump change last week like an absolute clown.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50597730
same- though I bought some along the way too- incase market reversed mid day like last time. SPXS gets to 24 im good.

>>50597926
FB is so last year boomer tier shit now. Everyone is using the tik-tok and the reddit now.

>>50597940
is inverse cathy or inverse cramer more powerful?

>>50597940
Her liquidity is so thin and visibility so high

>>50597926
Sad earnings :(

>>50597955
>reddit
werent they supposed to IPO this year?

I made $80 on my SOXL swing today

>>50597818
Depends on your skill and cost of living. Return on risk for 30-45 dte CSPs or CCs depends on the riskiness of the underlying, it will vary from like 1-20% depending on how much of a meme the underlying is. I would stay away from anything double digits unless you're sure about it.
But to ballpark it, a reasonable assumption would be that you make 1-2% a month off your capital. So 200,000 would be 2000 to 4000 a month, which would be enough to get by in cheap COL areas like rural areas or a different country.
To avoid getting heemed on downturns either split up the 200,000 on different industries or keep the cash you think is appropriate on the sidelines to slurp the dipperino.

>>50597974
i don't know much about the reddit. i just know it's a place for liberal faggots, and they banned me for asking questions about the safety and efficacy of the covid-19 vaccines.

>>50597598
Thx, here’s your (you), my nigga.

>>50597818
>not living off contango gains

>>50597130
>>50597253
>>50597273
Looks like God saved us from panic dumping our calls, Amen.

>>50597974
Last I checked it was supposed to be March but it hasn't happened yet

>Cuckerberg

ackman butthurt and talking his book

>bobos ate up 3 straight years of collapseporn and burryporn
>they really believed a correction would result in a repeat or even a surpassing of the greatest financial crisis the modern world had ever seen
You fucking niggers deserve to stay poor. You really really do.

>>50598041
S
Overrated hack

>>50597741
Years and years. Russia isn't fucking up Ukraine hard enough to make them desperately want to surrender and give up 3 oblasts, nor is Russia threatening anything other than the East of the country, and Russia has no reason to quit until they get their oblasts, so there's basically no reason to not let this drag out.

>>50598066
Not my problem

>facebook afterhours
>clown world

Is this it? The fabled golden bull run?

>>50598075
you fucking double nigger accepting government food stamp while not being a good father to your children deserve to be castrated.

I'm laughing I shouldn't be laughing but I'm laughing. I don't think this will be a surprise to ANYONE here, but the economy is in a MELTDOWN. Are you ready? Sit down. According to the GHOULS UGHHH THE GHOUL UGHHHH, the Federal Reserve has once again been buying it ALL. But you see you're not allowed to know that. They will do ANYTHING to continue to inflate this bubble. They will NOT STOP until they become the lender and buyer of last resort. Period the end people. I love you

>>50598090
Nah.

Guess who had puts on CYH?

>>50597741
Years. Hoholshits won't hold out as long as goatfuckers do but they'll still grind themselves for years against the vatniggers. Especially when one considers how thoroughly invested in the conflict continuing the US is.

VIX Bros what the fuck is going on?

>>50597939
So you hear that? The music is about to stop.

I should not have shorted Ford

>a-and then he said he loaded up on puts because he thought rate hikes were bearish!

>>50597909
That’s all there is too it. My job is just to format excel files. So I automated it all.

>>50598217
>>>/tv/

>>50598214
I should not have gambled on SQQQ today

All in a days work

>>50598171
u n c e r t a i n t y

>>50598214
Why? Fords just given new entry points for shorts. People cant afford trannyrucks

I don’t know who is whoing who anymore

>>50598228
>t. seething soi boi bobo

>>50598270
I bought puts today,they expire on monday so try again,idiot

>>50598255
>jerome basically admitting that he refuses to truly battle inflation in a meaningful way
have fun getting shot on your way to the store with a wheelbarrow full of dollar bills muttsharts LMFAO

>>50598287
bruh they finna expire worthless frfr no cap. This is the beginning of the next bull run at least until Christmas.

>“For men who have sex with men, this includes, for the moment, reducing your number of sexual partners, reconsidering sex with new partners, and exchanging contact details with any new partners to enable follow-up if needed,” he advised.
they literally cannot stop having gay sex bros

>>50598237
ultimate based mint choccy chip

Now bobo, I know you're scared after what happened earlier today, but you have to be ready when bad things happen to you so I want you to repeat after me:
Positive. GDP. Tomorrow.
Recession. Cancelled.

>>50598375
>Whole existence is based around sodomy
>They can't comprehend not fucking in order to stay alive

>>50598402
I can’t wait to post my gains and shitpost all day tomorrow making fun of all the bulls who didn’t redeem today

Why is fcel pumping

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>>50598066
In an entire industry of slimy, Jewish fucks, Ackmann really is one of the slimiest.

>>50597121
>FUCKIN' QUEAHS

So what the fuck? Shorts right? Previous times during FOMC Statement they swing the market like a whipsaw causing SPX to tank roughly -2%. But this time they didn't do any of that? Is this actually the top? Could the "priced in" Negative GDP report due 1 hour before market open tomorrow be the trigger for the sell off?

>>50598441
>Negative GDP report
>sell off
Oh, sweety...

>>50597840
thats a stock called Google its part of the parent company Alphabet

the GOOG shares are class C and the GOOGL shares are class A the difference being the class A gives you voting power which makes them tend to trade a little bit higher but not always.

>>50598424
I'm actually flat, but it should be a good day tomorrow unless it grinds too much waiting for aapl and amzn

>>50598441
>Could the "priced in" Negative GDP report due 1 hour before market open tomorrow be the trigger for the sell off?
Are you new or willingly ignorant? The 75 rate hike was not news. It’s been known about for over a month now, unironically priced in. As for GDP, the Atlanta FED gives GDP estimates basically weekly. Those have been common knowledge. It’s been common knowledge that the estimation is negative. You can check the most recent estimation right now, it’s -1.2%, meaning it will be close to that upon release Friday. There’s no insider shit here. It’s all out there already. There could be a slight drop on release, but GDP is a nothingburger right now compared to earnings for the stocks that have been propping up the market, and those earnings have been better than what the market priced in after Walmart and snap died.

>>50598690
>Friday
GDP is tomorrow at 830 EST.

>>50597291
what did you have then doing

>>50598243
I don't disagree. But their sales are up, they bumped the divvy up, and are supposedly navigating (((suplly-chain issues))) relatively well. I would still expect the price to pull back should anyone be interested in Friday's expiry.
Long-term, their EV shit catches on fire and most people can't afford their vehicles. I typically sell puts and tapdance around the strike when I sell the calls since it started crabbing around the 11.50-13.00 range