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NIGGERS

I sold the bottom

>>50594681
pump :)

> Fed does what they say they're gonna do
Bullish. Recession cancelled.

Powell likes butt

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

you lil niggas are getting hooked.

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I shorted the bottom

0.75%
They switched economic activity picking up to "spending and production have softened."
They changed the wording about Ukraine from "invasion" to "war." Russia btfo.
They deleted the part about China's COVID lockdowns, and
Nobody voted for 1.0, and one member voted for 0.5.

Jerome's press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>Large increase depends on data
HAHAHAHA There it fucking is. We are unironically melting up. See you this time next year when SOXL is like $150

POWEL JUST SAID IT WILL BE NECISSARY TO SLOW THE INCREASES

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA BOBO GET FUCKED

BRING DEMAND DOWN TO MATCH SUPPLY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>poomp eet

kek bobo btfo

Bros...

ahem

Don't get lured in my ninjas!

>putin

>>50594681
HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT I DO?, SHORT OR LONGS? IM DUMB its only 75, I don't know aaa

>>50594721
its not a recession if we all just pretend it isnt!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I LOST EVERYTHING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JFC this market

What did Powell say to instantly blast the market higher? Pivot to lower hikes in the future?

>make more in a single day than I do in a month of waging
What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>(((SIEGEL)))

>>50594766
They learned from GME
Can't go down if you don't sell. LMAO

hnnnng rachel

what's AAPL doing

So we have every indication that we are in a bad bad recession but faggots on wall street will still play behind the curtain until they can have a proper rug pull.

He is about to talk about black woman. Just wait for the secret sell signal.

Bears: heeemed
Whiskey: poured
Portfolio: green

Not a fucking chance that this is the end of the pain bulls.
No way this story is over.

>>50594743
Cowards, all of them

>Job market is too tight
Yeah bs I havent gotten a raise in 4 years.

>>50594781
He specifically said they will slow down the hikes starting from now.

>>50594781
he said the opposite actually lol, he implied bigger hikes could come up later

HE'S ARMED AND LOADED BOBOS
WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

>>50594781
He said the fed will be investing in brapfarms to lower inflation.

>>50594782
waht are you foing with your life if you make less than 2k a month

>WHY ARE WE GOING UP
Because everyone freaked out a priced in a 100 bps hike two weeks ago. They're probably going to do 75 bps or less next time. Then guess what they're going to do?? Pivot and start printing more money. I don't know why you didn't see this coming from ten miles away.

Dammit I was gonna get 0DTE calls at SPY under 395. I am SO GREEDY.

Why is gold pumping? I thought interest rates rises were bad for gold

WHAT A FUCKIN BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
ALL FAKE AND GAY

>>50594816
I don't know... I...

>>50594715
i apparently shorted it

The pivot is real. HAHAH peak clown world.

HOLY FUCK

>>50594802
>in 4 years.
Threaten to quit.
So Putin is pumping my bags? Is that what Biden's saying?

>>50594837
Sure is. Always has been.

>>50594811
FUCK I MEANT MUMU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nothing fucking makes any sense

why are the moomoos crying if they winning?

so like
all the retards in the last thread
feel free to line up and apologize one at a time to me for your insolence

>>50594825
The more the fed hikes rates, the faster they start cutting them. Simple as.

Get absolutely fantastically ASS REKT bears. Fuck your stupid cynical bullshit.

i swear to god if we hit 2.5% on a fucking fomc day im getting the rope

>>50594825
market is unironically pricing in a pivot. I would call it retarded, but (((they))) always knew more than us.

HOLY FUCK BRROOOOOOOOS

>>50594802
>I havent gotten a raise in 4 years
Thats on you cuck

>>50594781
"slow rate of increases". then he repeated 2 PERCENT (target) 50 times. and the same things they say every time "muh data"

>>50594825
rate hikes have peaked

This is what good options trading looks like

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. I BOUGHT SPY PUTS AND HAD TO SELL IMMEDIATELY FOR A 25% LOSS BECAUSE OF THIS FAKE AND GAY PUMP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!

>>50594819
KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD IS GOOD CHUD

haha bobo, watch and learn

drunk bear here. just letting you guys know i still hate the FED. UVXY approaching $11. i'll fucking hang myself

Say it with me Bobo, 'priced in'.

I WOULD LEG DROP EVERY SINGLE BOBO IN THIS THREAD

IT'S THE MELTUP ITS FINALLY HERE

uh oh stinky

I sold everything but my amc shares

>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached
4,000 breached
>4,000 breached

>>50594842
kek

>>50594842
Because if they take me up on it I lose out. I make 11k gross a month. I want a pay raise but i sitll want that much.

What about black unemployment, chud powell?

>>50594855
Bloody basterd bear men

>>50594751
>POOOOOMMPPP EEEEEEEETT

LMAO What the fuck is this market?!

Bobo.... This is just the beginning

ONLY once your portfolio is negative do you have permission to die.

ahem ahem ahem >>50593025
bow before your harby

>>50594895
FRIDAY'S HIGH, GOODBYE

>>50594880
It unironically is you retard, how do you think the US maintains its status as the biggest dick on the playground?

>>50593887
>I am a genius
Congrats anon.
Enjoy your wealth.

>SPY $400
>SPY $400

>ninjas about to get heemed

>>50594859
Why would that surprise you? There's been a pump on every FOMC day this year. Today is buy puts day at close.

>>50594743
Thanks for the QR, appreciated by those of us who are too pure to ever leave the walls of this monastery.

The harder the pump, the harder the dump. Circuit breakers tomorrow.

I will own nothing and be happy

>>50594681
I want to SHORT this so badly. Hopefully I can tomorrow at open

>>50594781
He said they're going to be purely data-driven.

so when is VIX going to pump

So red friday or red monday?

Short at the top

>>50594819
it was lowered when a 75bps was expected. You are telling me they priced in up a 100bps?

>>50594801
Truly.

>>50594927
However, the last time it dumped really fucking hard the next day, unlike in February when we had a solid bear market rally.

OOOOOOOO SOXLCHADS

>Powell says larger 100 basis point move could be appropriate at some point

>>50594942
do it faggot

DAVID SOXL CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

>>50594884
my stop loss is at $10 which is 40% loss
i havent even opened my brokerage account in weeks i dont want to see the red

MEETING BY MEETING
Get ready for violent swings on every economic data release.

Hahahahaha Powell just said we're at neutral rates and keeps ignoring any questions about larger hikes in September. Anyone who is still bearish is going to get goatsie'd

WOAH

>>50594935
LMAO
M
A
O

>>50594935
There will never be another dump again. Period.

Imagine not being all in long right now

Going to donate my SIGA profits to DarkSydePhil.

>>50594935
What is Truth.

>>50594935
Remind me again, is it 5% or 7% up they pause?

>3.25%
It's over

>everything hinges on the september meeting
We pump til then.

>>50594962
yep, but it was March not February that big rally happened.

i wonder how micheal burry is feeling lmao

>>50594966
>Castitzo vs Jewba

>$400
>$400

>>50595000
Let's say 3.0%, that's only 3 25bps hikes to go.

>>50595006
Well the meeting was in late February but the rally went well into March iirc.

>>50595008
Probably unsurprised

>>50595008
Haha

Well, all my bear positions have gotten blasted. Sigh

>>50594915

Jeanna is hot.

Jeanna hnnng

>Bobo has been shown the door...

I’m laughing at bobo so fucking hard right now

HOLY SHIT JINA'S VOICE
>THE PRINTER IS MY DICK IN THIS IMAGE

>>50594772
i just locked in like 20k in losses. have to go on vacation TOMORROW with the family. was gonna try to use some gains to pay for the new roof I have to get in 3 weeks. may just kill my self instead

Looks like its over bobo, apologize.

>>50594917
NA NA NA Na, hey hey hey

these questions are so fucking shit

>>50595008
afaik, burry closed out his core shorts within the last month or two
that he believed that the central banks would just continue to print and bail it out, and we'd go through mini boom bust cycle for the next several years
someone was posting his filing

Oh boy the R word

>>50595038
I could be remembering wrong but I thought it was March.

>Status of Bobo: Overwhelming Defeat

Bobros... give it to me straight... is it over?

I can’t wait for all these gains to be wiped out starting 3:30. You guys really think? Honestly.

>>50595057
Wtf she just push a bear off a wall

lol I see why people are complaining about "CORE-CPI" so much.

They're basing their decisions off of core CPI, not off of total CPI. Which means when core CPI gets to 2% they've achieved victory, even if total inflation is 6% & that still doesn't include housing

it is necessary for growth to slow down

downward growth

I sold everything.
$16000+ today after a -10000 day yesterday

>>50595094
I'd say during aftermarket

>>50594915
One afternoon does not a Meltup make.

>>50595083
Retard?

HES DODGING THE FUCKING QUESTION LMAO

>>50594854
hey congrats on being right for the first time in 6 months you gaping faggot

WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL
>WANT GROWTH BELOW POTENTIAL

>>50595091
This is how Zelenski is going to feel this winter, when Russia shuts off the gas.

SOXL computer, I...

>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD
>DON'T SAY THE R WORD
DON'T SAY THE R WORD

>racial and gender and that sort of thing

Literally every single rate hike is cancelled, he said the current fed funds rate is consistent with a restrictive rate environment, they've also rescinded guidance and going meeting-by-meeting
I'm not joking, they will not do more than 0.5% cumulative hikes in the rest of this cycle
Eternal bullmarket is resumed

Lol, algos hate the words PRICE STABILITY

>this is the final exit pump

>>50595123
Confirmed recession, wildly bullish in this new data dependent environment

>>50595123
>the question was do you think there will be a recession?
UHHHHHHHH GENDER PRICE EQUITY AND UHHHH NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>>50595118
>>50595122
its ok to be mad cuz you were wrong
just watch and learn :^)

>>50595008
https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1551962988164157440?t=U3Eae6LzfLLvylBrakDiJA&s=19

(racial/gender) EQUALITY WILL NOT HAPPEN
based jerome

Bull bros....


2.25 2.50 IS NEUTRAL

I REPEAT

INTEREST RATES AT 2.25 - 2.50 IS NEUTRAL FOR THE FED

THEY WANTED TO GO TO RESTRICTIVE WHICH MEANS 3.5

PEOPLE WERE THINKING THEY HAVE TO GO TO 4 OR 5 %

IT'S LITERALLY OVER FOR BOBO LMAO

>>50595137
Kek

HE SAID IT!!!
B L A C K U N E M P L O Y M E N T!!!!
Let’s fucking goooooo!!

>>50594950
as soon as I finish closing positions so check back tomorrow morning when the market does fuck all after the ridiculously bad gdp numbers

the bottom is behind us

august will be the cliff

>be bobo
>short the Great Melt-Up of 2022
>go broke and become permanent wage slave
>see pic related staring down at you everyday from the warehouse panopticon

>>50594918
You stupid fucking nigger never respond to me again

>>50595165
Finally. I was waiting for that before I clicked buy.

I took profit just in case. GDP data is coming tomorrow and we might get a big red day

>>50595158
This is the part that no one is paying attention to yet. There's been speculation about what "neutral" is and he literally said we're at neutral now. Unironically recession cancelled.

>>50595092
totally

>>50595172
I will not eat the bugs

I'd be her chair, if you know what I mean.

>>50595172
god i love tight petite asses

IM DOUBLING DOWN ON UVXY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

HO LEE FUK!!!!

>>50595168
it will go up because some jew thought GDP meant goyim demand payraises and marked it as 0 so now it will be better than expected

>>50595078
https://youtu.be/sMAJX64v3Z4
maybe this one or this one

https://youtu.be/Cpq7T-v52n8

>>50595092
Zoom your chart out, retard.

>>50595185
Make me u faggot bear

oh wow he's actually getting grilled a little this time

>>50595151
How far down is the market from when you first told us the Meltup was imminent?

Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom
Crack up boom
>Crack up boom

>>50595008
Last I heard he was going on about bullwhip which has been confirmed. He closed his shorts out around that time. Basically he expected the Fed would have to capitulate.

I mean didn't we all know they would have to capitulate? They aren't going to be able to get inflation under control. So why would they bother pushing a recession if it isn't even going to be enough to reel in inflation? They're going to throw their hands up and just let the money printers run infinitely.

>when people get used to entrenched high inflation in the market

NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN
NOT IF, WHEN
>NOT IF, WHEN

>>50595205
who doesnt? i love tight bottoms like i love my bottoms in the stock market

>>50595151
bro youve been saying meltup since January even after humongous losses. just admit youre a cunt that doesnt know what she's talking about. you feel good because you finally got one right after all this time and I dont blame you. If I was as wrong and poor as you Id be thankful when I finally guessed right too

what time is meta earnings

WTF WTF WTF WTF

not in a recession confirmed guys

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED
RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED
RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED
RECESSION CANCELED
>RECESSION CANCELED

>I THINK WE'RE NOT IN A RECESSION

I-I FUCKING KNEEL

Clearly breaking above FRiday's high now

>>50595158
>IT'S LITERALLY OVER FOR BOBO LMAO
and for america, rip, enjoy hyperinflation

>>50595218
i believe i called the meltup around spy 450 which is when i opened my shorts

>>50595210
lol

powell knows fucking exactly that employment is a trailing indicator and that it's super fucking strong before just about every recession
he can't keep fucking playing dumb

>get done saying how labor force participation is low as shit
>unemployment is record low
Are you trying to trick me JP?

Are people stupid or are they stupid? The yield curve inversion is predicting a Fed pivot AND a motherfucking recession.

P A R A B O L I C

When u niggers realize the debate isn’t soft landing vs hard landing and actually hard landing vs no landing at all, reason has a chance

Plot twist: Jerome was on team Mumu the whole time!

>>50595263
Yes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why did i buy more SQQQ AHHHHHHH

Life is rough. I though I was hedging. Not losing money

>>50595251
Such faggot bear cope. You know people were saying literally the same thing a century ago, right? When gas was a nickel and houses were $8k?

Meta puts or calls?

I can’t believe I was persuaded by Bobo

btw you guys have no idea whats coming
i was just here for the gap fill i got shorts on now lol

>>50595263
labour force participation =/= unemployment rate

underageb&

OMG HE SAID WE ARE NOT IN A RECESSION!
IF HE SAID SO THAT MEANS ITS REAL!

Stock market loves Jerome!

>>50595266
>a Fed pivot AND a motherfucking recession
I can't wait

this bitch didnt take eco 101

Almost a 1% drop in DXY from the high today.

I just bought 300 shares of GOVX. Did I make a smart decision?

>>50595182
wage slaving with sky high inflation its literally slavery or death.

You win mumu. Just closed all of my put options out.

>>50595305
That's how it works for the stock market

>>50595291
Calls

Why the fuck do white men like Asian girls, it’s fucking weird

>>50595266
>>50595310
>Fed pivot AND a motherfucking recession

Wait so will stocks pump or dump?

>now that we are neutral
WHAT?!

>>50595315
i was dieing to get out of it today- but it cut my other losses in half so I was happy with it. I might get back in again to scalp another day

>>50595290
>You know people were saying literally the same thing a century ago, right?
Source?

WE'VE BEEN FRONTLOADING THESE VERY LARGE RATE INCREASES

0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE
0.75 IS VERY LARGE
>0.75 IS VERY LARGE

the fact that powell was visibly shaken and doged the questioned when the reporter mentioned most people expected a pivot and rate lowering next year is really telling

Do we doomp tomorrow? I'm too shell shocked to buy.

RECESSION CANCELLED WE'RE FUCKING PUUUUUUUMPINNNGGGGGGGGGG

>>50595305

It's been a good so far, that zuck bitch better not ruin it

>>50595299
>>50595299
>>50595299

>>50595266
What is new information?
check fed fund futures now idiet

>>50595301
You are retarded for "correcting" him and not understanding what he was saying

>>50595331
BOTH.

>>50595301
I know that you fucking retard.
Talking about participation as in the shitter and then switching to unemployment and new payroll stats for verbage and saying things are great on all metrics.

>>50595314
That's big for DXY

>>50595327
Are you fucking with me

>>50595273
>debate isn’t soft landing vs hard landing and actually hard landing vs no landing at all

Elaborate as if I'm a retarded 19 year old girl.

Give me one(1) reason not to buy puts right now

I bet Jerome lives in a very wealthy neighborhood. No colored people just wealthy whites.
And he lives in this bubble and doesn't see what problems average Americans face daily.

Bobo, surely if you believed in yourself and your thesis, you'd be comfortable holding those puts, right? Don't sell now.

>>50595301
dumbass

Fake economy

WHY IS SIGA DUMPING

>>50595341
>dieing
Zoomers really are as illiterate as niggers

Why is this guy talking about PCI-E fucking computer dorks.

HECKIN +4% nasdump

you've been called back to tup gun NAS100 ticker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRHuAsJYiYs

Oil is going to go to the moon after this pivot KEK, Arthur Burns 2.0

PCE IS NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT RELEASE

>>50595299
thought we were melting up to 450

>>50595379
The time of bad news being bearish is gone

JPOW JUST SAID HE TAKES PCP, IS THIS BULLISH OR BEARISH?

>>50595370
They can’t land the plane without crashing it so they keep refuling for 10x the fuel prices on the ground

The Fed Pivot cannot happen unless stocks crash. So Yes Fed Pivot is Real and Yes Stocks will Crash.

>>50595382
>Don't sell now.
Of course not, today is the day to buy them

>>50595315
>he bought?

>>50594491
>>50594518
>>50594529
I warned you

fakeout pump
time to open shorts now

>>50595370
It's like Kimberly having a bay at 14 with a white guy vs having a baby at 14 with a nigger

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE GOVX DUMP, I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT NOW IM DOWN 8% WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!

>>50595404
i never said that i called the meltup at 450 like months ago when i started shorting lol

>>50595416
They literally just pivoted. Look at DXY

SIGA SISTERS WTFWT?????!????

>>50595219
>>50595078
Seems likely.

>>50595315

>>50595389
Recession AND Monkepox are cancelled.

One hour left, how are you boys doing? My folio is up 16% and I'm cruisin for the moon

>>50595330
>fat angry woman covered in tattoos thats been brainwashed to hate you and has bastards or killed her unborn children
or
>thin woman with nice legs and clear skin, sense of fashion and lusts after your genes
tough choice

IM MAKIN SO MUCH FUKN MONEY BROS

This is a dead cat which will go up to the right shoulder line then bounce back to hell

>>50595464
Don't believe his lies. You cannot cancel a recession and you cannot just cancel an infectious disease.

>>50595185
Seethe bobo

Ganesha blessed us with jpow sirs....

>>50595445
No they didn't, but they will.

"we're not sure initial claims are real"
lol. lmao
check initial claims trend against every single recession powell, i know you know this shit

>>50595480
I was doing good today until I got bored and starting making dumb decisions.

>>50595445
>They literally just pivoted.
I'm actually surprised. I thought they would hold out until at least the September meeting to let these hikes keep sinking in.

>JPOW pivot
>chip bill close to passing
SOXL to $30
r-right? please?

>>50595342
>https://www.minneapolisfed.org/about-us/monetary-policy/inflation-calculator/consumer-price-index-1800-

curse all Jews in the name of Jesus. amen

>>50595147
Let's not forget they changed the definition of recession, so it might get worse than originally thought.

>>50595505
The market is already down too much. They need to pivot. Inflation is going to accelerate again soon

So it's a 100bps hike in September then when inflation exceeds expectations in August

>THIS TIME COULD BE DIFFERENT
lol JPOW is the fucking man

Remember when bobos tried convincing you betting against the Fed was a good idea?

>>50595527
Amen

>>50595488
It is only transmissible from gay, anal sex, so I can see why you’d be concerned. For the rest of us there’s nothing to worry about

>>50595546
>when inflation exceeds expectations
Energy prices have come down, I think inflation will be lower which will induce a giga pump.

>>50594960
People keep wrongly assuming the fed is competent at its job and will actually do what's necessary to curb inflation

>data is dogshit
-1%
>guidance is great
+2%
Repeat over and over again forever, nobody will notice that guidance always seems to be off

>>50595518
It passed already retard

no recession. just slow down. buy my bags

>>50595439
>>50595439
>>50595439
>>50595439

>>50595569
Until the SPR has to be replenished.

>>50595527
Jesus was Jewish.

Bible was written by hebrews

>>50595567
You bestard!!!?!?!, what are you implying?

I got short positions because I thought there would be a large swing back... fml

LMAO POWELL JUST SPILLED THE BEANS ABOUT TOMORROWS GDP NUMBER AND ITS STILL DUMPING

ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS CLOWN MARKET

>>50595590
do your research. Jesus was Israeli...not Jewish. He called what we know as jews the Synagogue of Satan. Look past the current translations and see for yourself from the original text.

>>50595567
It's actually transmitted from any kind of sex because it's contagious through physical contact. So really you have nothing to worry about.

>>50595619
I'm near convinced they have the PPT or whatever step in to protect the Feds credibility. Can't have it dump while Jay's talking.

>>50595527
Jesus doesn't curse Jews. He just points out when they're violating their own religion, which makes them more upset than curses.

>>50595299
So you have been a bobo attempting demoralization this whole time, and now that it turns out your trolling about a meltdown is in fact correct you panic and go “a-actually guys, you should short nao!!”
Pottery.

>>50595688
Meltup*

>>50595569
It's only really gas. Even jpow said as much in the meeting that gas is slowing but the other aspects of inflation they use aren't

>>50594743
All of this is bearish

>>50595638
actually the whole thing is just a fucking chinese psy-op being propagated through the tik-tok to get people to fight among themselves so that china can take our lunch out of the communal fridge and eat it while we're not watching!

just bought a bunch of the tsla puts, watch this shit dump fucking 10% tomorrow on fears of a slowing economy and higher interest rates.

>>50595625
please shut the fuck up

bought 2.8k bulz

i missed out on like 7k not cashing out
missed on like 10k not cashing out on the fake pump in june
missed like 20k not cashing out in march