/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am a genius

ummmm hello?

fake and gay market

So we aren’t bullish? That candle sure is thin

GIVE ME THE ALGO DUMP BEFORE JEROME POWELL SPEAKS

>>50593869
EVENING NIGGERS

MELT UP CONFIRMED

100BPS PRICED IN

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Benis in vagoo

>Fed does exactly as expected

Redline text difference is up
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1552354090071588867
R

>>50593840

NEW SIGA THREAD

>>50593840

NEW SIGA THREAD

>>50593840

NEW SIGA THREAD

>>50593891
priced in either way

Pumping until q4 confirmed my ninjas

BULLSHIT FUCKING MARKET

Oh so it's 230pm now. Terrific.

Continuing the press conference from last thread. What question would you ask?

we told you not to get involved in that

>>50593896
how much cum you thinks been in that mouth

>>50593887
YOU VILL OWN TQQQ
AND YOU VILL LOSE YOUR MONEY

>>50593876
Raising unemployment to above 5%+ is their goal because its much harder for them to control wage spiraling.

>>50593887
See you in an hour. Post your loss porn when TQQQ hits new time lows

Of course it was 75 boop.

none of this makes any sense. this is still terrible news. change the definition of a recession all you want this is still the worst market since 2008. and VIX at a ridiculous low. I dont understand any of this.

OHHH LAWD, WE CRABBING

GLAD I SOLD ALL MY PUTS ON THE PUMP

>>50593909
kys

yes hello please connect me to my female broker thanks
no I will not leave a message
yes its an emergency
...
hello ma'am yes hi I'm doing well thank you anyway I'm calling because I would like to get a refund.
No that is not acceptable, please refund my money into my account thanks.

>>50593906
>R
Russia war (invasion was slashed out) being blamed now. China off the hook.

suckers rally

not so bullish after all huh mumu?

welcome to my world

What are we shorting?

Did you see that green tho.

ALGO DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP LET ME BUY CHEAPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

>>50593917
when will the 500 billion for our BASED niggers that trump promised be released? my baby momma need a new grill nigga

Holy shit mumus are about to get absolutely hemed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50593950

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OH LAWD HE DUMPIN

smg dont' know what im doing
lol

>>50593967
Why?

>>50593929
>VIX at a ridiculous low

>mfw indices dump to over 1% red as Powell speaks then end the day at 0%
we like to have fun here

>>50593949
kek - mumus will lose all

and now we dumpening, it's the ultimate crab

CAUGHT HIS ASS IN A BEAR TRAP AHYUCK

>>50593869
Why aren't we getting 100 bps?

Why are we pumping for no reason?

WHY ARE WE CRASHING?!!!

Now that 75 has been confirmed and priced in, Powell loses literally nothing by talking hawkish as shit at 230. I mean do you think he would possibly say something dovish?

>CDC Set To Make Monkeepok A Nationally Notifiable Condition; New Designation Will Take Effect Aug. 1

Uhhh guys SIGA is making me rich fat quicker than I anticipated. It’s been like 2 weeks and I’m already up 200%.

I think this is the first time I've seen crabbing on a fed meeting rate hike

whats the total rate now?

I was promised a fucking melt up

>>50593950
But Mr. Snips, the market's up over 1% on the day.

>>50593961
Talk to those lazy fucks in Congress. I can't give you shit unless you charter your own bank and open an account with us.

IT'S MELTING DOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50594020
two more weeks

I am officially 100% UVXY

LETS GO

>>50594012
2.25-2.5

This is what being a financial genius looks like. I see 8% gains in an hour. I take the gains

>>50594011
they preannounced the 75bps the big swings come during meeting in 20 min.

>>50593929
Protip: no one is actually bearish. Like you said the VIX is low in spite of every leading economic indicator being shit and the Fed hiking aggressively into a recession and the yield curve being inverted. Everyone is still on the transitory inflation train, you can see this every FOMC where the market pumps because people are afraid of being caught short

IT'S MELTING SIDEWAYS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50594020
Melt up is a joke David Hunter tells on twitter. Never fails to make people laugh.

>>50593950
I know this world- I have lived it for years

>>50594005
He'll probably hint at a potential pivot and if not it will be revealed in the minutes next month. I think this meeting is going to go opposite of the last few and we'll see a dump commence, however I think there really is a good chance someone is pumping the market on FOMC days just to save face for the Fed. Would be hilarious to watch markets dump as Jay flaps his gums.

>>50593950
ˢʰʰʰʰʰ
*CRacK* *cRAcK*

IT'S MELTING IN FUCKING CIRCLES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50593956
i hate this gif/person

I don't get it, why aren't we pumping? Rate hike came in as predicted

Is this meltdown/meltup in the room with us right now anon?

>>50594043
good. now i can rub this under my retard friends noses who said that he literally cannot hike it above 2%

>>50594020
bro its like i said
you open positions in the red candles and then melt up forever
its so ezzzzz

well whats everyone drinking. just took a double shot of whisky and now sipping Buffalo Trace and Coke. fuck the fed. fuck the kikes. race war now

>>50593929
You drank the Bobo schizo doomer kool-aid. You don't understand the market and reality.

>>50594097
Based Buffalo Trace chad

AHHHH WHAT DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS!?!

>everyone trying to time the market right up until the moment of rate hikes

>>50594075
That is not human, some kind of homunculus with a rough approximation of human form

>>50594005
September pivot is coming

>>50594020
You had one for two weeks mumu

>>50594097
for me it's the juice i wrung out of moms panties when she came back from the gym

So is this going up or down? Probably both.

>>50594115
sell both

>>50593901
kek

>>50594097
>buffalo trace and coke

kill yourself

I knew we'd crab. Most dumb smelly retail traders say we'll dump, a few others say we'll meltup. Next to no one is saying we'll crab, thus we crab.

>>50594007
i almost bought in today fml i need it to have a bad day

Where's my fucking 2% algo dump

>>50594085
Do people actually talk about stocks and interest rates in real life?

>>50594115
>going short volatility on those candles

>>50594097
The Dr. is in. Also I just ate a potent rice krispie edible.

>>50594079
>why aren't we pumping?
>NASDAQ up 2.51% for the day
>SPY just ran stops in both directions
Priced in.

>>50594119
Shmita year after all.

>>50594097
I'm gonna get really fucking drunk tonight and come in this thread with my caps lock on. just you fucking wait!

Really just kind of feels like it was all priced in.

I told you to buy ENPH calls and you didn’t listen. SMG hates money I swear

>>50594075
>>50594117
It's Ben Shapiro's sister, Abby.

>>50594130
Neither until 2:30.

>>50594042
You think market going to pump?

>>50594158
Obviously dumbass

>>50594097
tall glass of sugar and calorie free crystal light. Gotta keep them pounds off

Holy shit should I put my shorts now

>>50594097
I cant drink during the day, because im a wagie still becuase i didnt buy SIGA

>>50594180
big mistake
youre gonna get wiped out in 5 candles

>>50594164
Idk what the markets going to do. So when I see green on a volatile option I smash that deal button

And just like that, nothing has happened

>>50594185
Fomo now or fomo later my manz

>>50593967
This post aged like milk

I hate these FOMC rallys. Tomorrow they dump on us again. I'm buying puts at close this time

>>50594180
No call your longs

>>50593901
>their

>>50594198

13 minutes

UVXY anon are you still alive?

>>50594185
bullshit, if my grandfather can run postal routes with 5 shots of whiskey you can have a little sippy

>notable changes
>Downgrade to economy, sees "softness" in spending and production
Listen carefully in the conference if this will affect their hike plans or not.

>>50594142
yes? rich people

im gonna say something mean like „thank god youre already rich and dont have to rely on your judgment“

>>50594097
coffee

PRICED IN

>>50594185
come to the smg piss orgy and catch monkeypoo then youll never have to work again

>>50594050
i went in UVXY only because I thought we would have a spike in volatility due to FOMC and GDP and it was at a 6 month low. I have calls so I still have time to be right but the lower we sink the less likely i'll make money. this is exacerbated by my dividend play puts not responding how they historically would and its bad timing.

im generally a permabear so this is doubly upsetting. can I just get a friend please this is brutal;

Why are they ducking raising rates for transitory inflation

>>50594097
I took my klonopin, some tequila and some large amounts of coffee/sugar with tea.

>>50593901
What if you scroll but workout and eat healthy and have fried receptors but only from experiencing life's extreme highs, and what if hes a millionaire and has a higher iq regardless of the "measurable brain damage", and what if he doesnt socialize with the NPCs by choice and gets a good nights sleep every night to be well refreshed to read books and scrool in the am, and what if he just so happens to be able to whoop your faggot ass? shitty cope meme rabbi, do better

META earnings later today btw

>>50594180
Are you man enough to wear the BIG shorts?

Dumb bobos with no financial knowledge or market experience talking about how things are bad and therefore we should be crashing. The market is anticipatory, it's forward looking. Your grandma knows about recession, you don't think market participants who are weary of that have already sold, and prices reflect that reality? You are not ahead of the curve, you are retail bearish consensus, as usual you are late.

>>50594211
Me to probably

>>50594244
META will crush

>>50594154
Looking forward to it.

The economy is so fucked that a 0.75bps hike is seen as a good thing and you guys still feel bullish?
Are you guys pretending or?

>>50594244
> earnings
fat chance

>>50594245
be honest. would u suck his toes

>>50593978
You don't know what you are doing

STREAM STARTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM

>>50594239
Because our rate hikes are also transitory.

>>50594242
Woooow chill out bro its just money

>>50594233
it fuckign needs to dip to buy in though holy shit

GDP data is coming out tomorrow

WHERE'S THE VOLATILITY

>>50594262
Hedgies probably are told to buy at gunpoint.

I fucking hate this clown world

>>50594248
Gunlach gonna be on with Wapner after the bell.

>>50594262
There is no dump. Fuck you bobo, we are only going up from now on.

>>50594138
whats wrong with cheap but delicious whiskey

CRABBED.COM

>>50594255
Why did you post this? I just remembered I promised her I wouldn't get really fucked up, and now I'm not going to get really drunk and come in here with my caps lock key on.... FUCK EVERYTHING!!!!

>>50594236
Do you have shares too?

>>50594248
Market's been dead for weeks. Shit isn't priced in, everyone's sitting on the sidelines.

>>50593901
he's literally me...

>>50594272
Moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

>>50594236
VIX 20 Day MA is above the 200 Day MA and was "trading" above the 200 yesterday. If it goes above the 20 MA to say 26-28 (which it has every time this pattern has occurred in the past few years) I PRINT. could I be wrong sure, but I'm long until sometime next week where I will take my L (if you can keep the VIX low that long).

>>50594262
shut up loser, just buy and stop thinking.

Only one asset in the entire market moved.
Gold and silver get an honorable mention for some slight upward movement.

>>50594236
Huh? VIX spikes tomorrow if it will, unless you count the big boys competing to see who can get the funniest candle while Jerome talks. Tomorrow they price in the next 75bps hike and the recession announcement. And no, nobody gives a shit about Janet Yellen.

>>50594254
>META will crush
yeah they'll crush the hopes and dreams of S&P bulls all around the world all right.

>>50594279
Hey jorome my nigga, I'll give ya about tree fiddy to say nigger at the press conference

Holy fuck look at the volume on SIGA, damn near double the average

>>50594287
About 8 minutes away when people autistically overinterpret phrases that are being repeated for the fifth time this year.

>>50594301
Your gookfu isn't your concern anymore. She's never coming back.

>>50594304
>everyone's sitting on the sidelines.
speak for yourself. i've personally been shitting on my sides for months.

>>50594308

welp im fucked, im just going to ride this short all the way to zero because I know the second i sell the market will crash so you're welcome, Im single handedly keeping the western economy afloat by maintaining this losing position

>>50594280
but the ass whooping wouldnt be, wouldnt it shlomo?

>>50594248
Let them have their delusions. They lead miserable lives and think the world (and market) should reflect their misery.

>>50594041
Why are you doing this when the biggest UVXY position posted in smg was a guy PURPOSEFULLY THROWING AWAY HIS MONEY AND KILLING HIMSELF?

It’s literally designed to tank even in bear markets.

>>50594261
LOL

>>50594353
I bought calls and puts. We crab

>>50594353
stop it- you will be happier with what is left.

In future years, this historic day will be celebrated, probably with a public holiday, commemorating the day they killed inflation.

>>50594236
>can I just get a friend please this is brutal
No. All you get is reply.

>>50594308
>muh black unemployment, muh equity, muh income inequality
I can hardly wait

>>50594343
If she's not coming back then why did she tell me she bought me new pajamas?

>>50594338
Make it $3.5b and we got a deal. For $3.5m I'll conveniently cough while saying "bigger" (after taking a question from a black reporter).

>>50594364
>It’s literally designed to tank even in bear markets.
so why havent you made a billion dollars shorting it for a decade?

>>50594364
The guy with 13$ calls expiring next month and the month after? That trade's far from dead in the water.

Where is the top for SIGA? 20?

n

>>50594262
Ye, america as a country as fucked. Yes, mainstreet businesses will be crushed. But this country will keep funneling money into the big megacops no matter what. So, just buy your gay tech stocks and be happy

>>50594390
18.25

>>50594364
Bc I think it will bump tomorrow and/or Friday

>>50594145
nice Im jealous. I cant get that high around my kids
>>50594154
why wait. join me baggie
>>50594179
ya sometimes you need a cheat day. im taking one today
>>50594185
im waging from home but ill say some bullshit about a Dr appointment if anyone tries to call. havent felt this low in a long time
>>50594227
probably need some of that
>>50594236
dumbass
>>50594240
my friend
>>50594263
yikes

i started this reply pretty sober. now im done-zo

>>50594390
>20
try 200, there is too much homosex occuring

>>50594333
Do you even have any money left dude
Last I read from you, you were contemplating suicide or something last night

>>50594333
they did horrible last earnings - does this mean they do the "well, at least it could've been worse" pump this time?

>>50594383
Because she actually bought me new pajamas and called you by accident

Which crypto you gonna short?

>>50594390
22,67, then the great bog happens. Don't ask me how I know this, but you'll see.

>>50594390
Probably $50

>fed funds rate up 75bp
should t-bills pay more over this next week? or is that "priced in"?

i admit it, i shouldve bought SIGA, just like I shouldve bought LINK when it was like 15 cents
you were right /biz/, i was wrong

>tfw gotta fart, but afraid i might shart

What happened to the dipshit trying to screech about us dumping with the FOMC giving us data that was priced in months ago? Where’s the 5% drop bobo?????

>>50594431
are you retarded

He's gonna announce that all bipoc tranny pans gender quadruple binary unicorns get universal liquor store and bug credits for life

>Last FOMC
>SPY swung -2%
>This FOMC
>SPY swung -.50%
FUCK

>>50594388
My broker likes to randomly increase maintenance margins and force poor people out of shorts. And my last broker. And the last one too.

>>50594439
here i sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
stepped outside, took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURST IN THE AIR
GAVE THROUGH TO THE NIGHT
THAT THE FLAG WAS STILL THERE

>>50594412
no you idiot, it's because she wants me to put the pajamas on and sleep with her again.

siga sisters, I have a proposal

What is stopping us from flooding wallstreetbets with dd and shill posts to accelerate the timeline? I am buying call options and waiting for the stock to skyrocket later this week when the CDC declares an emergency. When reddit catches on this will probably be the new GME. There's still time to get in boys, we can work together. Look how rich the anons that got in early are.

>>50594327
classic ohio pattern right there

>>50594364
did he trade with the gun next to his computer ready to expire worthless?

>>50594462
WHOA BLACK BETTY

we are now far too high above the VWAP to sustain
take profits on your SIGA
buy closer to VWAP
we cannot be almost $1.00 above VWAP - it is not sustainable

WINDOWS SOUND
BULLISH FOR MSFT

>>50593840
>>50593840
>>50593840
Here's the SIGA general go there

>>50594462
>GAVE THROUGH

gimme biz milf milkies

Snaps not going above $10 this week is it

>>50594132
How old is that picture and why so little details?
Seems pretty unfit for bragging.

>>50594236
>can I just get a friend please this is brutal;

We are already your fren

>>50594491
No.

>>50594478
is he hickok45?

>>50594472
I got a meeting in a couple minutes but you're a little late, chief: https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

did the ketchup loose money ?

pee pee poo poo

this market is boring

fuck this im going to play Multiversus

>>50594469
No you dumb dumb, she wants me to wear them and sleep my pee pee out through the front button and stick my Jewish egg roll in her. Once she found out you only paper trade she was disgusted.

>>50594518
okay
see you at $17.76

finna start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

Listening to the music is concerning

>>50594097
I stopped drinking. Now I just smoke weed.

>>50594510
The fact SNAP was even above $10 is hilariously clownish.

jpow is dead
they're just trying to keep the market afloat for two minutes while they shut it down

Time to short?

Powell is LATE SELL SELL SELL

>>50594518
Not your siga not your monkey.

its happening

>>50594510
and never again, tiktok killed snapchat

>>50594510
look for $9.08 first

>>50594451
yes, but t-bills seem to have been going up before this, so they obviously don't move exactly with the rate

He's late kek

>>50594533
dogshit link
with jewtube chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpj51FByEiM

HE'S LIVE
>HE'S LIVE
HE'S LIVE
>HE'S LIVE
HE'S LIVE
>HE'S LIVE
HE'S LIVE
>HE'S LIVE

IBS HABBEDING

>>50594303
no. calls
>>50594321
im not looking at VIX, just UVXY, which i knew was fucked but its all I can get to right now
>>50594236
Im 6'5" and 260lb so Im not sure how Im such a lightweight but what I meant to say is that im a PERMABULL...so this is doubly upsetting to lose my ass on puts
>>50594353
samsies
>>50594364
it has sexy bounces I just apparently dont understand when
>>50594379
sweet deal

well, Im past the emo stage of drunk so now I can have fun with this. I have 5k left in my account not allocated to anything (of 90k) Trips decides what I buy calls/puts on

So the 2 and 10-year inversed and that's not a big deal, right?

Russia turns off gas to Germany...

Fed reverse repo hasn't stopped pumping even tho they said it would back in march.

GDPs worldwide are shit and we're expecting ours to be too... the second quarter in a row... which means... yknow...

JPIZZLE IN THE HIZZLE
>JPIZZLE IN THE HIZZLE
JPIZZLE IN THE HIZZLE
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wtf powell looks whiter than usual

LET'S FUCKING GO TOOLS AND RESOLVE

>>50594262
>0.75bps hike is seen as a good thing and you guys still feel bullish?

how is a .75 worse than a 1.00

>>50594431
Previously owned t bills wont adjust because theyre sold at discount only. Bonds and notes wont either, but future auctions will likely have an increase. So you can just do 4 week rolling t bills until fed is done and buy bonds.

He's reading off a piece of paper what the fuck. POWELL BLINK TWICE IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK FREELY.

J Pow has terrible posture
bearish

STRONGLY COMMITTED

How is anyone supposed to take this cheerleader seriously when he's been wrong for the last 2 years?

stream?

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>>50594581
I mean new ones. like next week will the 1 year bill be more?

HERES THE ALGO DUMP YES YES YES YES YES

I bought spy puts, do what you will with this info.

DXY LIKES JAYHAWK

how many tools are needed for price stability?

None of what he's said so far is new information, chill the fuck out

JPOW: JOB MARKET IS TOO TIGHT, SHE NEEDS TO LOOSEN UP

>>50594581
Except you cant do that really because the bond market is of course expectations based.

>>50594602
Yeah. But its also based on demand at the auction.

>>50594097

Gin & Juice

75 BASIS POINTS BABY

LET'S FUCKING GO
DOWN
DOWN DOWN
DOWN


PIC RELATED, IT'S YOUR PORTFOLIO

>>50594607
bout treeee fitdy

He always says the same fucking words, adjectives, adverbs, etc. every fucking time- robust, resilience, bla bla bla

THAT'S IT, SELL EVERYTHING!

>>50594536
yeah, i drank last night and can't get rid of this hangover. haven't been enjoying drinking much at all this past year.

j powell sounds bearish as shit

>>50594592
Cokeheads gonna cokehead bruvnhhx0

>>50594599
Kek this, if we poomp I'm done

>>50593869
Today is for buy puts cheap. Market will be red until end of the week.

>>50594599
they said they were going to start doing this months ago but kept adding
fed saying its reducing balance shit is bullish

MUH HISPANICS AND BROWN PEOPLE

>>50594624
>>50594601
>>50594595
Don't you fucking retarded goldfish remember when everyone freaked out and priced in a 100 bps hike like two weeks ago? Jesus christ

75 BPS!!!!
HERE COMES THE MELTUP

>>50594570
>im not looking at VIX, just UVXY, which i knew was fucked but its all I can get to right now
should trade the same way

>>50594437
same
>>50594536
i smoked my entire 20s. now I just do poppy seed tea. drink about 6 times per year. poured a drink because of my poor decisions

>>50594619
Yeah but eventually the bond inversions will relax once everyone knows the fed is done and pile back in. No one would buy a bond here incase they hike further. Right now they see anywhere between high 2% to 3.5%. But im just going to wait for a bond that has 4% at minimum. Otherwise just going with stocks.

>>50594629
we roubusting upwards and downwards

PUTLER'S PRICE HIKE

PUTLER DID IT

>>50594557
do you know how yields come to be

>>50594633
mate he's been effectively using the term "demand destruction" for months. he knows what he's doing.

>even powell blames putin
Do americans really?

Holy shit. "African American communities" kek
Did JPOW seriously just say
>FUCK NIGGERS
hahahahahahahahahahhaha

>>50594642
It takes time for MBS transactions to settle

a toast, to Powell!

WERE DUMPING UPWARDS!!!!!!

>0.75 was priced in

WHY ME.....

WHYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEE

>>50594599
Yeah right, i’m sure they’ll keep that promise

HOLY SHIT THEN WHAT I DO?, SHORT OR LONGS? IM DUMB its only 75, I don't know.

NEXT
>>50594681
>>50594681
>>50594681
>>50594681

>>50594652
>poppy seed tea
is this like ghetto heroin?

>>50594670
>implying JPOW writes this

Jesus christ

>>50594647
I've only been here since June.

>>50594674
days, not months

***DATA DEPENDENT HIKES***
BAD NEWS = EASING HIKES

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GUYS GUYS GUYS! LOOK AT GLD COMPUTER!!!!

>>50594652
>same
mfw
https://youtu.be/McUwVg6MfOk?t=102

-ACK
UNUSUALLY LARGE HIKE APPROPRIATE NEXT MEETING

POX GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A HO-MO
PULL A TRIGGA KILL A SIGA
HE A HE-RO

OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED
BANNER GIVE WAY
FOR THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
LETS PLAY BALL

>Look away for 2 minutes
>1% swing
WHAT THE FUCK

>>50594536
I’ve seriously reduced my consumption but finally quitting alcohol completely has been hard

>>50594631
sucks getting older huh?
>>50594622
word snoop
>>50594649
ive made a lot of money. started with 12k in November and was over 100k last week before I thought I would short this shit. I havent gone short to this degree on anything ever. been bullish all year and paid for it. wouldve been close to 200k if i hadnt made retard calls on SOXL and SPY. now Ill be down to 50k after all this is finished. brutal mogging.

SOXL PUMPING

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>>50594701
yes. LEGAL ghetto heroin
>>50594718
deep

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

....bros, I'm making money

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO MR POWELL.

>>50594932
thank you for making broccoli heads buy chair powell

>these are not normal times

spy $402 close

did he just hint that geopolitical developments will happen by september??