/biz/ - Business & Finance

watch and learn

siga homophobes

50 bps

>V
>MC
>SPY
it's over for the rest of our lives...

fuck you snapchat

200 bps

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

navy soldiers have been given a notice of deployment for october

FUCK TYDE it ruined all my gains from yesterday’s beautiful spxs play! fuck my life

>>50592660

>>50592646
Dat spike! its coming!!!

Check Mastercard computer. Ticker MA. Hecking bullish

>>50592651
50 beeps

Reminder to only buy stocks in companies your friends work for to claim to be their boss.

100 bps ok
50 bps ok

75 bps get out

Freeze! Now put your hands where I can hold them

>>50592675
April and October are the only months where China can make a move, aren't they?

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>>50592700
why?

>>50592626
are we getting rape hikes today and how long until SPY crashes. I grow weary of melting up in the face of everything pointing towards a recession

Dubs and 100bps

guys, do I sell my oil stocks now in anticipation of negative GDP causing them to dump, or should I hold my oil stocks? Feedback would be helpful, thanks.

From: https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/here-s-what-to-expect-from-the-fed-s-policy-review-today-1.1797503
>If the Fed were to signal that it won’t be spooked by pockets of weakness in the economy
This is something to look for. It will put the bad news = good news to rest for a while.

>>50592700
>>50592722
all my homies are divisible by ten

50bps fed pivot and check these digits

Trips and 300 bps

Continuation of /smg/ consumer spending report
>Subjects
Family of 4 ( 30 female, 30 male, 11 male, 9 female)

Am I gonna make it?

>>50592730
if your green take the money and walk

PLEASE TELL ME WERE CRASHING SOON

I SOLD THE BOTTOM AND BOUGHT PUTS JESUS CHRIST IM DOWN SO MUCH MONEY PLEASE GUYS JUST CRASH IT

>>50592681
Are they seriously trying to fight inflation by cutting merchant fees, what, 0.5%?

Digits and its 100bps

Which memecoin/stock should I short?

I was thinking BTC with a low 5x.

>>50592746
>food and dining- $1506

>>50592730
nope, sit tight. dividends will continue to grow, year after year, for at least 10 more years.

>>50592730
Oil went up in the 1970s during the recessionary periods. Things could go a little lower since summer driving season, but I'd just hold, since Winter is just a few months away.

>>50592722
VIX go up
grug needs vix go up

>>50592762
GME

>>50592671
the bond market already made its move ahead of the fed
the fed has no power

>>50592762
I'm shorting SIGA on margin. 18 is the local top.

>>50592731
Don’t listtn to this moronic take. .75 is fed flinching and tipping its hand that stagflation is their solution

>>50592759
digies and 125

digits and 500bps

can the cboe start pricing in some extra IV on these VIX calls already? Volatility bros... has it begun or did we get too cocky?

>>50592759
Okay.

>>50592759
>>50592743
>>50592724
Digits for 10000bps

>>50592771

>>50592777
ah fuck checked

its over its 100bps we are fucked sell everything

>>50592730
I'm in this position right now.
I only bought into it because of the 6% dividends paid monthly but now I'm up 500 dollars and I'm debating if I should sell it all and buy a REIT for a 14% dividend quarterly and take that to reinvest into other companies that are more stable.

Quads and fed will raise above inflation rate

mumus give me strength
i wont capitulate to JPOW

We will be up 5%
Close puts
Buy calls

>>50592747
>WEAT
We've found out that Russia won't disrupt it. They want stable Mideast allies to join their coalition; food rioters can't sign treaties.

>>50592749
up 40 percent rn, but at peak I was up 110 percent but didn't sell cause I got greedy. Could you please give me your reasoning on why oil stocks will dump?

>Visa

>>50592799
checked, it's ogre

>>50592723
Rape hikes?

>>50592711
I've never heard of that, but if that's the case then now we know why at least

>>50592783
>stagflation is their solution
Sort of. I was just about to post:
>A rising number of analysts have also said that with inflation proving persistent at a four-decade high, it will take a recession and markedly higher joblessness, to ease price pressures significantly. It's also why the Fed's unspoken goal is precisely that: to tip the US into a moderate recession.
From: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/tomorrow-fed-hikes-75bps-what-happens-next-has-wall-street-hopelessly-split

>>50592803

Why the FUCK would there be huge red candles at the eternal bottom of the UVXY chart. what the fuck is going on motherfuck

Why does Robinhood show 7/29 $105.5 GOOG puts with 1,000 sell orders at 15 cents, but when I place the order through TD Ameritrade, they are saying people are asking 20 cents plus their retarded fee per contract? Don't they use the same orderbook? Is TD kiking me?

I'd just put the order in on robinhood but my 401k is with TD and i don't want to pay taxes on the 50k i'm about to clear.

>>50592799
holy kek

>>50592771
>Living in Florida

Wut buy? Soxl weeklies?

guys i've been here a long time I don't think digits actually affect what's gonna happen, not even quads. Sorry

>>50592848
Watch and learn kiddo

>>50592820
That meme screams that a pajeet shill is behind that stock

>>50592830
Yeah, here's the part of a Twitter thread I'm remembering: https://nitter.net/StilichoReads/status/1549102791309680640#m

>VIX is down before FOMC
That's how you know we're going back to 3700.

>>50592837

So goes V and MA, so goes the broader market.

When will we know for certain how many points?

>tfw permabanned from stocktwits for naming the jew

thought they didn't have mods there

Why is NASD-ACK up 10X more than the DOW today?

>>50592865
I made that meme a long time ago, and posted it on /CMMG/. I think it was 6 months ago.

>Visa/Masterjew

KWAB

Jesus Christ, SIGA. Thanks for that candle blowing past my limit sell.

VISA LOL

>>50592887
No mods only JIDF

>>50592873
>>50592837
>>50592803
>Getting fast food every single day

>>50592887
its ok fren, we've all been there

>>50592813
ill buy new calls in the dip that happens every time

>>50592840

>what is bid and ask

>>50592771
Oh man, I haven't been to a checkers in a fucking minute. Checkers is the shit.

>>50592879
Come on. we know you don't believe that.

It's like talk of a windfall profit tax hitting oil stocks; the underlying supply/demand dynamics would be unchanged even as the stock prices get heemed.

This V/MA shit is probably a market manipulating leak as traders need a few minutes to remember that Joe Manchin exists.

>>50592907
>he thought American obesity was a meme

>>50592871
dude I have like $60k in shorts open. if we dont dump im going to kms

>>50592907
Yea usually a sausage biscuit in the morning and sometimes as an easy family meal.

>>50592910
>this retard is back after ninja vanishing all the way back in March
Welp, this is your signal to buy puts /smg/.

>>50592879
When do you think you are? The early 2000s?

I pretty much only buy energy stocks now

>>50592868
it might finally be over

I cucked myself out of SIGA too early and I’m looking for a way to FOMO back in. Looking at selling 8/19 20p for $400, which is 20% of the locked up collateral

Will SIGA be above $20 on August 19th?

>>50592803
Dude spent fourteen dollars and eighty-eight cents at mcdonald's. he must be hitler.

DOWboomers, what the fuck is going on?!

>>50592937
LOL why
U realize we pump after every JPOW meeting

>>50592941
bro i took a vacation with my newfound wealth

>VISA

>market watch: "DOW JUMPS 67 POINTS"
>mvq the dow is down 100 points from the daily high
Why do they hype up bad news?

>>50592944
>>50592921
Sorry about that, i felt I had to work in a bobo post somehow after those moves.

>>50592949
Look, if you're on a ship, just bail overboard before any missiles hit. Remember your shark repellent and which way to swim to the Philippines.

i do not use a visa credit card and i never will

DONT LOOK AT VISA

>>50592777
My account is 50% long volatility in short term options

Please go up

>>50592959
>"HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP" - March
>buy puts
>take vacation with profits
I appreciate the audacity of the hustle. Here to reload on that?
BUY PUTS /SMG/

>>50592951
No, it can't even hold 18.

>>50592704
they wont get away with this

>>50592779
I'm struggling to understand this post. You know the FED is reactionary, right? If the bond market has already moved, then obviously the FED moves next.

lets go GOVX to $2!

FOMC LEAKED NOT RATE HIKE BUY BUY BUY

>>50592981
Bro WTFWT

>>50592746
What the fuck is all other?
>don’t tell me subscription services

>>50592983
actually i think the meltups real this time lol at least till midterms
well ill tell you this much the spy WILL crest 400 again soon
>>50592998
lol the bond market is whos raising rates not the fed
they are simply a mouthpiece for the bond market that already does their job and better than them i might add

>home spending- $1950

>>50592951
Don't sell calls on SIGA period. SIGA will blow past $20 by next week at the lastest. Anyone telling you otherwise is sour grapes faggots that ignored the shilling for weeks and now regret not buying.

>>50592731
>While the markets were starting to price in a 100-basis point increase soon after those towering June inflation prints, that positioning has mellowed in the face of comments from Governor Christopher Waller and St. Louis Fed President James Bullard expressing a preference for 75 basis points.

>>50593022
These are the other. Is there a category you would like to see in more detail?

I'm gonna pop my pills rn, so if I lose cash at least I'll be high enough to not care.

>>50592992
>Taxes
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we all are in agreement that once market closes bulls get slaughtered? I have 10 sqqq that I bought today riding on this

>>50592809
nope. at 14% that REIT is paying you your own money back, late. right now, nobody in that space is accretive at a forward yield like that. it'll probably get suspended or hugely cut. never chase yield.

>>50593025
>the meltup is real this time
You are retarded this time.

>>50593049
forgot pic

>>50592958
we dumped leading into every JPOW meeting which is why I bought. now im holding just in the hope i can exit without a 20k loss

>>50593042
>Bullard expressing a preference for 75 basis points.
If Bearard is not going for 100, the whole committee certainly won't.

>>50593050
>get high and dumb
>Make revenge trade
>lose everything

>>50592981
uhm visa sissies?

>>50593041
I want to sell OTM puts, not calls

>>50593059
no thats a mistake
the play today is to set your long orders so they get filled in the fakeout candle and then ride off into the sunset as the market continues to pump on lukewarm earnings

>>50593059
Just like last time

SIGA bros is it too late..... what are we peaking at...

>>50593076
Nah, I only play with money I feel comfortable, yet it's enough to pay my rent for a couple months. If I lose it yes, I'd rather be high as a kite.

>>50593053
I'm just wondering if you get put in cute prison for saying "yes" or "no" to that one

>>50593064
bro just watch and learn lol

T-30
T-30
T-30

>>50593076
>get high
>put your finger on the pulse of the market prostate
>make ez trades like todays LFLY
>Buy SQQQ on a -8% day
Just high things

>>50592987
Are you sure about that?

a 100bps hike just flew over my house

Are you ready ninjas?

>>50593097
We don't peak until we get the third appropriations bill (with a paltry $2B for TPOXX) passed in the Senate this winter.

ONE MORE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR

>>50593139
Woop woop

>Ahem, 5 point Federal Funds

>>50593101
Probably...same if youre not drinking water

AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

TONIGHT WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL MATCH

THE FEDERAL RESERVE VS THE INTEREST RATE

>>50593148
AND MY LIFE WILL BE THROUGH
HOLD ON, HOLD ON

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYkrW7YpRpg

Last minute, know what to look for.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/your-last-minute-fomc-preview-here-what-fed-will-say-and-how-traders-may-react

PEE CONFIRMED FOR POO
I REPEAT
PEE CONFIRMED FOR POO
SELL THE BUY NOW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SELL THE BUY NOW

>>50593163
>crashes the market for a decade
would be based

It's up
https://youtu.be/P-97NiA1sY8

LETS GO GAMBLERS

/smg/ is at its best right when the fed meetings happen. I can't wait for 2pm

>>50592750
You listened to Bobo. Bull bros tried to save you. Heemed.

Rate my options purchase.

150 BPS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't wait to sell a bunch of options to you retards when we see those massive vol spikes.

Holy shit market just pick a direction. This is very aggravating.
>>50592704
c-cute

>>50593230
Nah, Im going to sleep. Have fun with your Dicks, FBI, and Pepe the Frog

Jay should really treat these fucking politicians like the niggers they are. I suggest operating the federal reserve like a pay day loan company and make them pay like 87% interest.

Markets are going red for the next 2 weeks after the fed meeting

R.I.P call holders

>>50592777
>>50592839
you two motherfuckers and the other asshole who argued against me on holding UVXY to "wait for a pop" have just learned a valuable lesson. instead of shooting the messenger, invert your strategy and start making money, or give up.
implied volatility must fall as information increases. volatility is a price model or representation of uncertainty, which exists before information is widely shared. as the world changes, and information spreads, the real risks of thousands of outcomes are simply removed from the future, and uncertainty falls -- either in favor of red candles or green candles, it doesn't matter which -- and this necessarily forces IV to drop as well.
new possibilities must be dreamed up before new uncertainty can breed out of those ideas. that takes time.
UVXY is an IQ filter. it is designed for users to do one thing only: short-term, short side, options trades, placed only after broad market IV spikes. the leverage cranks that ticker up to where it has no right to be and the decay clock starts immediately.
it is literally a scam against the average person, but it's meant to be too confusing for you to even try. a sell-sider's club you won't try to join. trying so blindly is just flat out stupid.

report from the field
Jerome has entered the building, he was carrying the magenta briefcase
I repeat, Jerome is carrying the magenta briefcase today

>>50592750
Buy signal

Official pre-rate hike theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ATt1N5nrU

>>50593232
>options on a leveraged ETF
quit telling on yourself bro

i FOMO'd into SIGA

>>50592895
damn i hate these questions. it scares me when people ask.
the nasdaq and the S&P are both market-cap weighted indexes. the nasdaq comprises of 3500+ companies.
the dow is 30 companies and it's price-weighted.

I wonder if the day is gonna close red after this meeting.Might be a stretch

I think I'm gonna sell my siga now at the top and rebuy when it dips. Wish me luck siga sisters.

>>50593306
The fagsdaq is essentially 5 companies bro

GET READY TO BUY CALLS WHEN THE MARKET SWINGS DOWN 2%

fuck you TYDE!

place your bets .5 .75 or 1

>earnings are predictive of future performance
Hope you took your gains, anons.

>>50593226
I hate women so much it's unreal

HERE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMES

The bears seem almost proud of their deficient in intelligence.

Imagine not selling everything right now and going for a 3 hour dump without your pc or phone, just you and your thoughts

anons do we go in on $20 SIGA calls

>>50593324
one and a quarter. final answer

>>50592981
I LOOKED AT IT

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

We will get rugpulled with 1 basis point. Because Canada and EU both did some rugpulling. These central banks work together.

>>50593324
Better be 2+ or we are hitting 10% CPI next month.

>>50593302
What’s the big deal? I allow myself 1 or 2 option purchases a month. Most I can lose is $750

>>50593337

>>50593323
Is this meme supposed to support SQQQ, or make fun of it

Here we go boys watch the insiders pump the market with a 1 minute candle then slam it down

>>50593275
ya, no shit. it is in eternal decay. but it pops at pretty regular intervals and is sue for a good one. I dont hold shit long term, go talk at some bagholder you fucking faggot

>>50593333
Holy checked and based

>>50593275
Longing UVXY is based at fuck. Buying at this price is free money. $13 covered calls are still $0.50 a week even though it's at a 52 week low and -5% today. Just hold it and it will rip eventually you niggers just have no patience

>>50593298
I like the music video with Jen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waAlgFq9Xq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uSqhUl7IM

>>50593361
yes

lets make some fookin money

>>50593337
nice Engrish you got there oh wise one

IT LEAKED ITS .625%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GONNA SLURP THE SQUIZZLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

hmmmmm I wonder what is going to happen

>>50593324
Be 1 to the minimum.

>>50593298
I hate you thread theme jewtube poster so god damn much it's like you do it on purpose to always post the biggest dogshit music you can find
fucking zoom zooms

A crab just flew over my house

>>50593333
quats of truth

>>50593395
uh, sorry chud, im gonna wait for snopes to fact check this

>>50592777
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu

>>50593275
I'm printing at 26-27 with plenty of time left and if it spikes to 26-27 that quickly, it will only mean good things for IV on my long calls, so fuck the theta decay at least for this week, doesnt matter. If i lose to theta decay so be it. But lets see what kind of gap down we have tomorrow/friday. I will unload my bags sometime next week if it doesnt happen, im the "its due to pop" guy, and my stance still stands.

IM CRASHING THIS MARKET
WITH NO SURVIVORS

I FUCKED UP AND THOUGHT I SOLD THE TOP OF SIGA. WHY IS IT GOING UP STILL. DROP SO I CAN REBUY!

>>50593386
>Give me one thousanda shares of SCHD.

>>50593404
official your-post theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVjF-LtABfY

I guess it's that time to load up on SPY straddles.

Official Pre-Press Conference Theme

OFFICIAL

https://youtu.be/ZdR39RbntNU?t=3435

>>50593430
I bought at 18.8 shut the fuck up and suck it up and buy faggot you fellow homosex investor

>>50593430
You thought it going over 20$ was a meme?

Is Warren Buffet OurBoomer?

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT NOW WHY NASDAQ IS UP SO MUCH *BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENT, OR THE PRESS CONFERENCE*

HOW CAN NASDAQ MUMUS BE PUMPING IT WITH NO FEAR?

>>50593361
neither... fuck TYDE

No

>>50593323
did you pay for your shares?
I got mine as a dividend and my average is whatever the current price is
however I am deep red on the BBIG

>>50593459
>HOW CAN NASDAQ MUMUS BE PUMPING IT WITH NO FEAR?
big dick n balls

Do i long or short

>It's funny that the bookseller is suing the surfer over fake reviews, when literally there are millions of fake reviews or pressured reviews or bought reviews on the site of the bookseller. Don't even get me started about how every single program and movie on Prime has 4.5 stars. Never four and never five. Always 4.5. (Jeff Bezos/Mark Zuckerberg)

>>50593459
super duper low volume

>>50593462

>t-minus 8 minutes

>>50593475
trick question: you medium

>>50593459
Mumus have insider knowledge. Bobos live in fear.

>>50593430
Never underestimate the power of gay sex.

>>50593475
Short

>>50593451
>Have a financial crisis over sub prime mortgages
>Noooo you have to give mortgages to poor brown people too

GOVX ccannot get out of low 191 someone must be selling at that point

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS

>>50593430
>he listened to the sour grapes fudders

>>50593275
also I think i spotted the larping faggot claiming cboe was making VIX options close trade only. Which jewish market making firm sent you?

>>50593475
If you have to ask, short so you lose money.

>>50593430
It stops going up when you stop jerking off to anime

>EVERYTIME I ASK SOMETHING HERE, THERE ARE JUST THREE ANSWERS EVERY FUCKING TIME:

1. RUG PULL
2. DEAD CAT BOUNCE
3. PRICED IN

>WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS SO RETARDED FFS?

>>50593380
yikes.

>>50593226
>POV I GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR AND PROCEED TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU CUNT

I was gunna buy TQQQ or SIGA at a big dip and i didnt do either and fucking tried to get rich on TYDE. I hate my life

>>50593459
>WITH NO FEAR
The strong do as they will, while the weak suffer what they must

>>50593275
also are you saying you are in possession of the volatility price model itself? screams of evil jewish banking... How come I dont have access to that info?

>>50593395
Powell is not gonna do anything other 75 bps

here comes the algo dump

>>50593358
Because you're not actually getting more leverage compared to buying options on the underlying etf, namely QQQ. The volatility is priced in. Compare the % movements between options on either sometime.

You are, however, paying a premium on the wide spread since leveraged etf options are more illiquid. Plus the short etf is going to have slippage overtime. Buying SQQQ calls is the same as buying QQQ puts except worse.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOVX goys, how we feelin?

>>50593548
inflation hasn't slown down, it's gonna be 100bps

I'm scared bros.

>>50593418
well at least your time scale is a week. that is really pushing it, but it's your money and your bet to win.

>>50593551
Imagine the smell

I shorted it

>>50593561
Really? VIX is down by a lot

the market is about to hulk up

Tech already up 3% pre FOMC wow I wonder where it’ll go after…

YOU PUSH IT

>>50593404
>I hate you thread theme jewtube poster so god damn much it's like you do it on purpose to always post the biggest dogshit music you can find
>fucking zoom zooms
https://youtu.be/GCdwKhTtNNw

>>50593570
same

Everyone got their bobo folders locked and loaded?

>Next, Anon from /smg/, what is your question?

>>50593551
i don't get why the jew skin suits are always faulty in one obvious way or another. why don't they just get proper ones that don't stick out like a sore thumb?

ALGO DUMP HERE IT COMES

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

official FOMC rape hike thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

>>50593603

>>50593552
Sorry none of that applies to me or seems relevant. I like my sqqq call

>>50593559
If we get anything higher than 75 and it's a pump idek what to think

>>50593503
that bag of blocks is hard to get out of once they tie the knot

>>50593618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0kT5P3HgA

>>50593603
it stays ready

>>50593627
NOT THAT KIND OF BOBO, THE GOOD KIND

>>50593562
I have 8/17 and 8/24 exp dates but wont hold that long. will take my L to trade another day (if a W isnt in the stars)
>may the best man win Mr. Natenberg

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>>50593502
"Why (YOU) can't make sound financial decisions (its racist)"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT TO BE ANY GOD DAMN SECOND NOW

yo this music bussin
be goin like bing bim bom. bin bun. bing bim bom

>>50593607
BagholderExtraordinaire from /smg/ capital here.

How do you over at the federal reserve define the term recession?

LET'S GO NINJAS!

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>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>*RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE*
>*THUD THUD THUD*

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Hahaha

>>50593073
You're thinking of Brainard. She was the one who wanted to hike to infinity.

Nigger stole my hike

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

1000 BP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTFWT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>50593677
aah

VIX bros our time has come
last moment to long
LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT JPOW 50 OR 100 BPS

SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEEEYYYYYY

watch and learn

>>50593661
A period of persistent slowing in the economy, officially declared whenever we god damn feel like it and tell the cucks at the NBER to issue a press release.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

WTFWT

>>50593603
only .75

>>50593109
You are wrong every time because you are only shitposting.

75! as expected!

OOOOOOO POWELL

its 75 BPS you fucking shills.

as expected

WHAT THE FUCK

what the fuck is this volatility

>>50593607
what is being done at the F.E.D. to ensure equality and justice for our black and brown brothers and sisters?

>the Committee decided to raise the target range for the federal funds rate to 2-1/4 to 2-1/2 percent

ALGO DUMP TIME

75 BPS IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER

>>50593641
got out- halfed my TYDE loss- so thats nice

p-p-p-pump it

JEROME IS A LITTLE BABY WE'RE DOOMED
75BPS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reminder that the first movement here is always a fakeout

>>50593690
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>>50593714
wrong about what

>>50593720
Is this seriously your first fucking time or something?

No dissenters, everyone wanted 75bps

>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS
>75 BPS
75 BPS

>>50593740
its not moving at all

>>50593721
Nothing. Fuck niggers, fuck latinos, and fuck j-

I AM FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED

75 BIPS

>75 BIPS

75 BIPS

>75 BIPS

75 BIPS

>75 BIPS

>0.75% hike
>worst possible news
>pumping
lol

OH FUCK NIGGERS

MELT UP INCOMING

WHERE'S MY PIVOT

WTF 75BPS IN A RECESSION

Source?

>>50593764
Market has priced this in already, it's pumping because it's expected

>>50593762
HER BUTTFANGS ARE HANGING OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A LA LUNA AMIGOS

>>50593747
>>50593738
>>50593733
>>50593718
so we pump? But my spy puts

Awwwwww fuck

Time to buy calls

75 bps and anticipating future rate increases!

>>50593764
>worst possible news
Retard. Its been priced in since 3 months ago.

BOBS BTFO

GET FUCKED RETARDS

>JOB GAINS ROBUST
Hikes won't be stopping soon.

>75
Lmao this is going to fuck me tomorrow but this is insanely bearish.

>>50593764
>>50593770
Last bit of uncertainty: removed.

>>50593774
Bullish

Is Jerome actually talking today?

seriously
wrong about what? lmao
just melt up idiot

>>50593794
Where is the stream

why is the stream just showing goyprop

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* happy music while I lose money!

>>50593774
the economy is saved
real question is will any of the "reporters" question powell about recession and tomorrow GDP numbers

>>50593774
SORRY CHUDS THE US GREW .001% in Q2 NO RECESSION POSSIBLE UNTIL Q4 2022!

remember last time it pumped like this only to dump violently over night. stupid fucking niggers, we're going to start pricing in the next hike as soon as the market closes.

>75
IT'S OVER Ah,h,,,
but it'll pump so my vix longs are still going to print hahaahasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>50593804
yeah 27 fries from now.

man FUCK this scam market

>>50593804
2:30 That's when things really start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-97NiA1sY8

>>50593804
Yeah, but I usually wait half an hour so dumbfuck reporters have time to read our 99% unchanged statement.

>>50593754
Fake crab market confirmed

RECESSION STATUS:

CANCELLED.

FED never goes against market sentiment confirmed.

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLEASE I URGE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND SOUL TO PLEASE LOOK INTO AND CONSIDER THIS AMAZING UP-AND-COMER NASDAQ COMPUTER

lol at the retards who thought the market didnt fucking bottom last month
is you stupid ?

im cursed

>>50593794
rape continues until unemployment raises above 5%.

>>50593784
some bought a shit ton of META puts expiring 7/29 for earnings tomorrow so I expect a huge pump to get liquidated tomorrow

COME ON ALGOS DUMP IT

>>50593641
what you mean?

next
>>50593869
>>50593869
>>50593869

HERE COMES THE SNAPBACK

>>50593853
>"strongly committed" to 2% target

>>50593789
>being this moronic
lol

>>50593570
u cant do that

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE MELTING DOWN

>>50593734
got out of GOVX at like $50 profit happy to be free - not going back in that one

>absolutely no movement

I guess everything is in fact, priced in forever

HE'S IN