/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50591371
your bank has no money in it
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm

Holy shit Jerome is a white supremacist?

the day has come and so have i

>>50591396
Good.

>>50591371
SIGA soldiers check em

someone pump snap

My chips and my sqqq dumping at the same time. Fuck me

Reposted from the tail end of last thread

What do you make in a year?
>me (AA degree, honorable discharge military so was able to lock in a house using the VA last year)
$46k salary
Averaged $3000 bonus last 3 years
About $4k working 4 hours every Sunday as a cook at MIL’s burger joint
>wife (bachelors degree in health)
$70k salary

Why didn't you listen to me about SAVA. Tell me. Explain yourself.

Who else listening to r/a/dio and trading?

Ask a random person if they know who Jerome Powell is, you’ll see for yourself how stupid the general public are

>>50591371
>THE SIGN
JEROME BASED ANIME ENJOYER!!!!
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA!!!!

why is biden shilling some drug? is this even legal?

cannabis
>LFLY

>>50591440
I ain't talking to rando normies bro I can't handle the cringe

>>50591440
This experiment was already conducted.

>>50591440
Bro most people aren't even aware of the existence of the Federal Reserve

WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT

>Yahoo finance reporting 0.75

Unless they're baiting into a bulltrap..... I sold the fucking bottom...

>>50591477
it's in your b*tt

>>50591440
LOL
>>50591452

>>50591467
>Have a F.E.D. in my city
>Walking by it with a girl, on a date
>Wow, anon, that building is creepy. What is it for?
>I wouldn't worry about it.

>Sheeeeiiiiiiit;
>to be surprised or flabbergasted over a situation

>>50591424
$42k a year salary
Work about 4-5 hours a day
No benefits which is why I'll be leaving soon but goddamnit is it tough to leave because the job is so easy middle management for a commercial cleaning company.

imagine thinking the rate hike matters today
the bond market already went up to offset it lol
the fed literally has no power
watch and learn

shill me on IMPP

Let me get this straight, CPI is expected to be at 8.8% next month with commodities are threatening to rally again and erase the meager disinflation gains that we’re made, while simultaneously regular folk are literally being priced out of SuperFresh and stopped paying their phone bills, but the Fed should stop hiking

…because you bought 5k worth of call options and the SPY is down 15% on the year? Do I have this right?

>>50591325
which fucking thread is the right one jesus christ
ya if youre in Cali youre fucked by state tax. But federal tax is like this filing jointly...have it written out next to me:
10% up to $20,550
12% up to 83,550
22% up to 178,150
24% up to 340100
32% up to 431,900
35% up to 647,850

so if you make $500k per year, youll pay $122,506 in federal tax which is 24.5% total. and since short term cap gains just acts like your tax bracket, none of us will ever pay more than 30%

I'm pretending to be gay to increase the returns of my SIGA position

I am incredibly in debt bros

>>50591489
Should have made her your gf, she had natural 6th sense antisemitism

>>50591421
It is now the 18th most discussed stock on reddit. 16th if you exclude "OIL" and "GDP".

>>50591409
OG boogaloo boy! Maybe he was the one unlocking doors remotely at the capital...

>>50591498
no. the market not freaking out due to poor CPI 2 weeks ago was fabricated in order to justify a 100bp rate hike today.

>>50591434
You mean they *didn't* find One Weird Trick that treats Alzheimers?

>>50591505
yeah stay scared down here and chase later while the enlightened melt up lmaoooo while you sit there seething and being a transsexual lmfaoooo

>>50591512
Nah she was a dumbfuck. Later was complaining about money and I told her it was the fault of the people at the creepy building.

>>50591490
Go to bbc, change language setting to Pigdin

>>50591537
Lol SAVA claimed to have reversed Alzheimer's symptoms in 28 days. The FDA is a fucking joke and most small cap pharma IND's are a fucking joke

>>50591538

Post positions

How do you do fellow degenerates? Ready to get heemed by the OG himself today?

>>50591459
I saw Jerome Powell at a grocery store in DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>50591423
Do you mean potato chips or do you mean you invested in SQQQ and then did a double reverse hedge maneuver and bet on AMD and Nvidia?

>>50591501
it popped on no news and gave up all its gains as soon as volume came in

it would compliment a retard such as yourself nicely

>>50591570
Absolutely classic.

>>50591537
>>50591553
Didnt they just find out the original alzheimer publication was a fraud? Science is really easy to spoof. No one actually checks your articles anymore.

Guess whose suicide is panning out

I told you I was wrong and it was a purposefully bad trade. Sid some of you really buy UVXY calls thinking the market would crash more after a triple gap down? Lol, lmao!

>>50591568
Step into the pocket bro see what habbens

>>50591481
>yahoo finance

>>50591574
UTZ

>>50591589
holy shit you're alive. are you going to take a loss or let it ride out?

just woke up, sorry for stupid question:
was the FED interest rate decision already or is it still coming up?
plz no bully

Goog Bros we are melting up. General Faang Friends welcome also in this thread

Here’s July’s spending snapshot for me (wife and 2 kids)

>>50591567
easiest play of my life
imagine thinking the market wasnt going to pump on earnings

>>50591505
Yes.

>OP didn't put SIGA in thread title
>Automatically creates a thread with 90% less bots
It's that simple.
We hiking today?

>>50591608
How much do you make per month? I seriously hope you are some exec making millions otherwise you need to beat your wife.

>>50591589
dude all you have to do is hold eventually VIX will spike and you'll be in the money. buying 60-90 dte VIX longs a these prices is free money

>>50591608
Realized health and fitness was $500 but I don’t have a gym membership. Turns out it’s the weed

>>50591608
>all other

>>50591514
You forced me to look at WSB. I notice that a lot of their "threads" are literally just taken from /biz/?

how do we profit from google searches by mass shooters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQxgvRnfhc

>>50591601
It’s going to 0

My family is going to think I killed myself over this instead of thinking and realizing what it really was, and then beg the SEC to restrict options trading.

Why doesn’t this country just cut the bullshit and go straight to Diocletian’s reforms. It’s fucking inevitable at this point, might stave off the collapse one more generation

SIGA rejecting $18 harder than white women reject white men

>>50591589

you fucked up just a lil bit

dw bro wagmi

>>50591604
Open it, read it, bookmark it, love it: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>50591481
>10am
>not even in the body of the article
Literally nothing

>>50591598
Oh okay. Lay's is better.

>>50591604
The market has already priced it in, the FED is going to cut rates because inflation has peaked.

>>50591574
typo meant bqqq chips

>>50591622
I’m >>50591424
we pull in around $9k a month. This month we threw a lot into savings and towards debt. $1800 mortgage payment and airplane tickets, plus my wife got her weed card and that costs a few hundred. I also did a fair bit of home related shopping

>>50591587
It's a bit more complicated than that. They are investigating the "preclinical" data that was used to get SAVA clinical trials in the first place for Simufilam.
The SAVA preclinical research was conducted at CUNY in New York City, and that is very fraudulent research.

They also are finding out the clinical data in clinical trials (Phase 2) were all faked.

So SAVA is not only a clinical trial fraud, it is a preclinical data fraud.

Sneed

>>50591589
bro you still have 100x more money than most of us.

advice of the day is just dont be a pussy
the only place pussies get paid is on onlyfans well sometimes and even then half the worlds got a pussy its not a big deal so thats a crowded market

>>50591629
Here’s the breakdown of all other

>>50591630
Maybe? I just skim https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment for good short targets (although SIGA has enough upcoming positive catalysts that I don't think it qualifies yet)

>>50591662
I meant the original alzheimer article from 2006 about plaque or whatever. They stitched together photos of brains to fake a result. But sounds like a lot of alzheimer companies are fake.
>>50591660
Yeah shes a dead weight dude. You dont make enough to spend that much.

>>50591622
That’s not even that high. We spend around $6k a year and our household income averages about $200k. Mortgage, private school and food costs money.

>>50591645
oh that's neat.
tyvm, fren

HOLY FUCK A 69 POINT HIKE JUST FLEW OVER MY KEKSHED

you guys better start being funnier or imma leave
i should have bought more siga

The category labeled other

I'm addicted to meme stocks. I have another $700 of dry powder and don't know what to throw it in because there hasn't been any new memes.

>>50591700

SOXL SISSIES THE BILL IS ABOUT TO PASS

>>50591678
>Other
>Uncategorized

>>50591604
>just woke up, sorry for stupid question:
>was the FED interest rate decision already or is it still coming up?
>plz no bully

https://youtu.be/Gpj51FByEiM

>>50591627
>half a grand on weed in a month

>>50591660
>my wife got her weed card
Unless she's active, anticipate her gaining an extra 40 pounds in the next year.

>>50591685
We don’t spend that much every month and she makes almost double what I do. A chunk of that money went to savings but it shows as an expense

>>50591704
You got siga i assume? Hottest meme at the moment now that SPACs are dead.

>MY PUTSSS

>>50591703
>Roblox
Based zoomer kid dabbing on dad's credit card.

>>50591604
No, they delayed it to celebrate Juneteenth a lil late

>>50591713
sauce

>>50591718
The doctors visit was $280

>>50591701
I was gonna buy at $16ish earlier but I thought it would keep going down

>>50591738
Fuck's a white boy calling himself Jerome for anyway?

>>50591701
here have this

>>50591594
yahoo finance is based imo

>im up
>im down
...fucking crabs

SIGA is now #2 out of all stocks for potential to gamma squeeze..
https://fintel.io/gammaSqueeze
all the $15C and $17.5C's that were sold are feeling the pain, having to buy shares
the $20C will too, soon..

>>50591715
ty, too
i haven't had my yt brave browser "user" open yet.
also i do not subscribe to msm channels on yt because they spam the "timeline" with like 20+ nonsense videos per day.

>>50591733
this is why were going to finally melt up
these retards have been brainwashed that the market is going to crash AFTER its already crashed
now they are shorting it as it goes back up and FAILING
the gamma squeeze epic melterino is finally here boys

Category labeled utilities

Poo poo pee pee

>>50591508
Just be yourself and it will work itself out

>>50591725
Of course I own SIGA! What kind of sissy do you think I am?! I own so much SIGA that Im planning on going to a 15 man piss orgy tonight go swallow a metric fuckton of piss.

SELL YOUR FUCKING SIGA ALREADY

>>50591780
Nothing else out there that is meme worthy right now. You will have to hold the rest as cash.

>>50591782
No, i'm incredibly bullish on homos spreading degenerate disease

>>50591744
do americans really?

>>50591791

What does your portfolio look like?
It's also nice to actually see green again too

Unless Powell gives some unexpected guidance, tomorrow with gdp and amzn/aapl/intl earnings is likely to be the bigger market day.

>>50591604
Dont apologize for asking questions, you faggot. Everyone understands that there is a learning curve

>>50591796
no us americans just dont go to the doctor
the system wants us dead anyway might as well just die from rectal cancer at 40 and not be slaves
theres people in their 70s and 80s working at walmart lmao imagine living that long and having to do that lmaooooooooooooo what a joke of a country

UVXY

>>50591768
ok so what calls can I buy right now to take advantage of this immediately...gotta hedge my shorts on something

Category labeled auto and transport- $918
Seems to be car payment, gas, and cigarettes

>>50591764
I had to buy back my covered calls because SIGA was mooning way to quickly. Glad I did though.

Bobo?? You okay bro??

>>50591821
spy calls yesterday? you missed the boat
probably spy calls
yeahhh
wait till the fomc volatility though and buy them in the dip

>Despite the looming we are going to continue rate hikes and QT and we are hiking 100bps today

>>50591764
>*me maniacally laughing in texas*

Haha, holy FUCK. We’re gonna be rich.

>>50591782
They just started distributing tests and spreading fear. Still a long way up

>>50591685
>I meant the original alzheimer article from 2006 about plaque or whatever.
Which article? The news today from Reuters has nothing to do with the science of SAVA. It has to do with news the DoJ is investigating them thru a referral by SEC.

>>50591837
You don't know SHIT!

>>50591847

>>50591626
>buying 60-90 dte VIX longs a these prices is free money
so confirmed that my 30 DTE VIX long calls will expire worthless. Then on Day 31 will be the gap up.
>youlovetoseeit

Just got the signal to kam SIGA. You are a fucking retard if you buy up here.

>>50591837
how do you justify being wrong since January?

>>50591424
>What do you make in a year?
50k after taxes from job. 22k tax free in gibs. I have no debt and live pretty comfy. I put 3k into VOO every month.

>>50591863
im doing fine dude my calls are up over 100% bro
because i knew the market has been overreacting for MONTHS and then look what happened with earnings yesterday
market pumps on not good earnings LOL
trannies seething as their puts go to 0 LMAOOO

>>50591847
>>50591866
Indicates strong belief in the economy's potential. Would be incredibly bullish.

You don't think you're smarter than the Fed, do you?

>>50591631
>HIV positive porn
holy kek

>>50591856
>Which article?
>https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/alzheimers-theory-undermined-accusations-fabricated-research-rcna39843
From like 2 days ago. Most of alzheimers research is started from a bunk set of data. I didnt realize sava had their own issues.

>>50591876

Post cost basis man. Did you buy calls yesterday and are now bragging about the next day being up 1% or are you a bag holder? And did you buy those in June?

>>50591873
Built for Big Black Cock.

Short SIGA.

>>50591804
Any particular rationale behind backing Raytheon and Lockheed, besides throwing in with the military industrial glowies?

>>50591882
>Would be incredibly bullish.
Make sure you market buy so I get a good entry. Thx

>>50591895
OHHHH! You're talking about the science magazine article. Yes, that link you posted has NOTHING to with SAVA but it was definitely INSPIRED by SAVA.
Most Alzheimer's research is fraud, maybe DoJ news came out because of the science mag article....you're right. I see what you mean.

SAVA doesn't only have "its own issues", it is literally the worst, most fraudulent Alzheimer's therapy company. They have the worst of all the issues

He didnt buy for the Recession Announcement Bullrun. Many such cases

>>50591904
>Built for Big Black Cock.

gay

>>50591921
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old bear? Jerome's soothing voice can levitate any market.

You guys. Why is LFLY up over 55% on no news and no sec reports. What insider trading is this?
>LFLY
>LFLYW

I imagine he'll come to a decision right away if a negative gdp print drops tomorrow.

Test

>mfw nothing else will happen today, flat lines until the bill is passed

>>50591929
Yeah I didnt realize there was two events going on here. Seems pretty bad for alzhiemer companies right now.

>>50591876
wut is volume

"Sonny, I smell something green coming from your car... Mind tellin' me what this is?"

Pelosi sold her NVDA and lost over $300,000
No more listening to that wop cunt

TSLA at key level, could go up to 850 or down back to LOD

Why does the government think raising interest rates will fix inflation when it's 90% caused by a retarded level of gibs and retarded gas sanctions on Russia?

How about they fucking cut food stamps by 50% and get rid of section 8 housing subsidies if they want to fix this mess?

Question for everybody interested, familiar or invested in ticker symbol JEPI (the JP morgan "BuyWrite" ETF)
Looking at their current holdings (picrelated), it appears that they are invested most prominently in their own "synthetic options put-write" products. Way over $1b in total invested.
Does anybody have the confidence that if a sharp market downturn or prolonged downtrend were to occur, their fund managers would (and could) reduce their exposure to their synthetic put-writing significantly in a short period of time?
Can they even, after all it's their own synthetic product they are holding so theoretically JPM would have to buy back their own garbage to save their clients and lol, lmao even why would they actually do that and not just dump on the ETF holders.
Seriously, I'm really town if any of the "BuyWrite" ETF's are worth holding.
Any comments?

>>50591904
Except she’s been married to a white hockey player and now a white musician. Keep projecting. We all know you will.

Are they gonna finally dump it

>>50591994
>no comment

>>50591974
it means she thinks Taiwan will be invaded

>>50591974
That's bearish. The Pelosi's dont lose unless it is an expertly timed stop loss. What are they aware of?

COME ON JPOW

>>50591917
For Lockheed, because since the war on terror started their stocks went up 1000%
They're building the new warships for Canada which are suppose to come out in 2035
They're scummy with their contracts. They give the military equipment and in the contract they're the only ones allowed to work on it. But the main reason I bought into Lockheed Martin is because my friend recently got a job with them and I like being able to tell him I'm his boss.
Only did Raython because military industrial glowies.
Next year I'm going to buy into L3 and then be done with defensive companies for a little bit.

>>50592002
love you too

>>50591987
Recession is not only good but necessary.

You cucks. I am actively telling you about LFLY ALL DAY
>Seriously WHAT THE FUCK

>>50592003
see >>50592001

Fucking lost $400 on TYDE and GOVX this morning. shitty day :(

>>50591994
in general, I have heard that any ETF that buys/writes that is publicly traded is not worth a damn, that the fees, their performance, everything is just not worth the opportunity cost for your capital
that you're better off selling / writing yourself
that your return would be larger
I've honestly never invested in one, just because of how vehemently I have heard opinions against them as an investment or trading vehicle

>>50591974
Taiwan gonna get invaded thats why she sold at a lost.

>>50591741
tessa fowler

>>50591987
>How about they fucking cut food stamps by 50% and get rid of section 8 housing subsidies if they want to fix this mess?
Foolish Anon.
Do you want rioting nig-nogs? Because that is how you get rioting nig-nogs

>>50591987
>Why does the government think raising interest rates
the fed is not part of the government. the fed does what it can regardless of what the government is doing. that's the mandate.

>>50591987
>How about they fucking cut food stamps by 50% and get rid of section 8 housing subsidies if they want to fix this mess?

Do it so it's only cut for single mothers

>>50591987
The government =X= The Federal Reserve

The sooner you realize this the sooner you’ll begin to understand how far gone the country is.

Here’s another Protip: the Fed wants inflation. If they truly wanted to tackle inflation they would stop replenishing their balance sheet and propping up blue chips. The goal is to make sure you don’t own anything so you can be happy.

What the fuck?!
>LFLYW

>>50592023
why it halted?

Disney is failing with all of their meaningless and low-rent spinoffs is because they lobbied to extend copyright to an absurd unnatural length of time.

>>50592077
I have no fucking idea. This shit is being manipulated to the highest extent. This is insider trading gone haywire.
>I bought the warrants because it’s cheaper

>>50592049
thats fine we love peaceful protests in this country remember? oh and they're just like you in every single way and if you disagree you are the problem.

>>50592023
no clue what that is

>>50591949
I'll bite redpill me on LFLY anon

>>50592003
>buys roblox at top
>sells NVDA at bottom
pelosi is the new cramer

>>50592077
massive short covering?

>>50592023
>tells us after it's up 73%
Wow way to go anon.

>>50592049
>>50592097
you'd have less of them if you stopped subsidizing their birthrates.

ok that was the UVXY bottom. should see $15 by tomorrow lets fucking go

>>50592012
>They're scummy with their contracts. They give the military equipment and in the contract they're the only ones allowed to work on it. But the main reason I bought into Lockheed Martin is because my friend recently got a job with them and I like being able to tell him I'm his boss.
One of the best returns on investment possible. You've already made it, anon.

>>50592101
>>50592103
Cannabis data collector and online retailer. I have no idea. It’s on my watchlist for cannabis stocks and I saw it this morning and got 10 shares of LFLYW. This is nutty

VIX starting to pump and SPY starting to dump after fake and gay exit pump.. before jpow drops a 100bps hike on retail tards that are trying to rally the market... the day before we officially declare a recession on GDP data tomorrow

Lol

>they're finally dumping it
about fuckin time

>>50592114
Told you three threads ago meth addicted jackass

>>50592138
>>50592103
probably people reacting to this from yesterday
https://www.marijuanamoment.net/senator-files-bill-to-allow-marijuana-advertising-on-tv-and-radio-in-legal-states/

that's LFLY's business. weed advertising

>Biden to JPow: "C'mon, man! The American economy is strong. There's no need to raise the rates so much, Mr. Chairman. Fifty basis points. Any more, and you're betting against America. You know what happens when you bet against America."

>>50592139
b-but it's priced in already!
how could bidet do this to me!

>>50592121
>UVXY

Isn't there a better way to long vix

>>50592138
It's a completely useless app. Definitely some kind of money laundering fuckery going on especially because volume is so low.

>>50592139
that was insanely low volume floating SPY and the bluechips up. I dont think anything will stop VIX from spiking today and seeing a big dip across the board. depending on the rate hike and GDP it will either be brief or sustained. lets watch

>>50592138
weird. do you think there's still time to get in or are you gonna pull out?

>>50592139
No way. They're pumping it for exit liquidity before FOMC Statement then going dump it right before they pump it back up into close. THEN they will make it drop when the GDP is negative tomorrow.

>>50592155
No. TLRY would be the first to pop off. This is something different. Those ETFs in the red would be bigly.

>>50592167
fucking asshole

>>50591424
Automotive Engineer - 6 years of experience
BS in Mechanical Engineering
Midwest low cost of living town
$90k a year - no bonus or RSU options
Max 401k and Roth IRA - Putting about $33k a year into retirement
Rest of the money goes into savings and I spend as I want.
No debt, no car payment, no mortgage. Right now I’ve got a lot of cash for a down payment on a house. Just waiting out the market.

>>50592034
Generally, I too think that "wheeling SPY" would generally be a safer bet since it leaves open the opportunity to micro manage the positions yourself and even stop and pause with buy-writing for a while.
For example. Call-write strategies like 1 delta, 35dte in a strong uptrend would lead to nothing but massive losses.
Put-write 1delta, 35dte in a strong downtrend would even lead to a more catastrophic result.
However, those ETF's seem to always be invested in these things, no matter the market conditions.
I find that ridiculously risky.

>>50592122
Thank you

Amazing, I am such a contrarian that my portfolio is literally flat while everything is deep in the green.

>>50592162
probably. i need to start trading futures

>>50592167
Yes, like MAPS
>>50592169
When it hits new ATH or falls back down to a dollar

>>50592144
you dont understand how meltups work

>>50592107
she needs another 20 years of these types of bad trades. Shes still at a 99% win rate. But that would be some poetic justice

>>50592167
my wife thanks you

If this is insider trading on the cannabis market. Cannabis might be going to pop

god dammit why can't i just get one 1000x bagger

How long until the meeting starts?

that was the most obvious generational top ever. i bought 100 spy puts at the top. it's fucking over, deal with it faggots

>>50592211
You just put tuna and cheese between two slices of bread and heat it until the cheese melts.

>>50591409
Of course he is, he was appointed by drumpf

>>50592153
I was asleep!!!!

>>50592250
>Sleeping
This guy's the most NGMI to ever NGMI.

ABORT THE LFLY PLAN
>RUGPULL IMMINENT

>>50592235
Imbecile, you absolute Baffoon. Im about to eat my Lucky Egg. The market will end higher

Kek, J-Pow is not in the mood for games, even the fags at NPR are talking about it. And they only ever talk about fags and nigs.
>Another big rate hike coming today as Fed battles inflation. Economy hangs in balance
>https://www.npr.org/2022/07/27/1113494056/fed-interest-rate-hike-july-meeting?refresh=true

The market today is going to bottom 30minutes after the FOMC Statement gets released

>>50592211
SPY rallied 7% in two weeks and every single economic report and earnings report sucked ass the whole way.. it's over kid you are about to get rugged

USACanon I would like to have a word with you

Reminder, if we moon today it's because we were smart and bought, if we crash it is because of jews, women, and l*berals

fun little red candle on UVXY. today sucks

>>50592296
Aw, come on. There's always the chance that Biden gave JPowell COVID.

>>50592162
So I asked the guy with $130k UVXY long calls why he chose those vs the weekly and monthly VIXW/VIX calls and I didnt get a response. I'm long some 8/17 & 8/24 calls on those but this is my first time trading VIX

>>50592291
smack him one for me

>>50592224
short google right now

I made 20 grand should I just dump it all into VTI? I'm not a trader.

>FOMC Statement in 1h20m
>Jerome Powell speaks in 1h50m
>META reports earnings after market today
>GDP Forecast tomorrow 1h before market open tomorrow
>AAPL + AMZN report earnings after market tomorrow

>>50592291
buy more puts

>>50592295
if we moon today its because of the jews, if we crash today its because of the jews. reminder, it's always the jews.

>>50592139
boy do i hope you are right my friend, in jesus's name i hope you are right...

>>50592311
7/29 $100 puts are .05

>>50592320
100% SPXL. Or 100% PDBC if you're a pussy.

>>50592320
No wait for the next meme stock (not one somebody shills when you're asleep) and go all in.

>>50592340
short dated and risky but google looks like a textbook bart

>>50592304
ya the pandemic so powerful it couldnt fell a 79 year old alzheimers sufferer

>>50592139
my VIX calls must start printing

>>50592304
Not possible Biden is quad vaccinated therefore he can't spread or contract Covid

>>50592361
Patience!

>>50592340
don't.
you could get 7/29 104.50p for around .07

>>50592320
>>50592345
>>50592348

Anyone here that can answer who isn't a retard?

>>50592356
>Paxlovid only suppresses the virus until it flares up with a vengeance a week later

>>50592371
Oh that makes sense.

Or is Jerome a secret antivaxxer and therefore is guaranteed to catch it?

This is just a thought I'm having, a little strange one. The DJIA isn't really pumping like the Nasdaq. Looking at the local tops, it appears to be being rejected right along where we're crabbing right now. Since the Dow has a bigger number and is clearly more important than the nasdaq, this seems bearish. Feed for seed.

>>50592356
covid doesnt actually kill old people, just people with diabeetus

>>50592371
You can still spread it if you have the vax. It only helps you not die if you catch it.

>>50592323
>>FOMC Statement in 1h20m
.75%
>>Jerome Powell speaks in 1h50m
.5% for September and October
>>META reports earnings after market today
Massive beat due to doomsday scenario priced in by analysts somehow thinking snapchat has any relevance whatsoever since tiktok started mining everyones data for the chinese
>>GDP Forecast tomorrow 1h before market open tomorrow
beat
>>AAPL + AMZN report earnings after market tomorrow
aapl plat amzn beat on web servies

S&P +10% by friday go all in tqqq

If it's revealed Powell has Monkepox how high does SIGA go?

>>50592387
>the Dow has a bigger number and is clearly more important than the nasdaq

>>50592387
Dow Jones Industrial Average is a boomer index.

>>50592383
If you believe in buying and holding the market, you should believe in buying and holding the market at 3x leverage. That's not me talking, that's Jack Bogle's advice.

>>50592400
almost did that this morning- regret not doing it.

Cannabis is going to moon when everyone on the fidelity app see’s this

>>50592404
To infinity and beyond.

>>50592281
Powell will puss out and do a .5 BPS hike.

>>50592320
Put it into MAIN and make like $100 a month in dividends from now on while also getting reasonable growth.

>>50592284
rugged? i already took profits lmaooooo
what kind of idiot would hold a position thats up 100% through fomc volatility
yeah im starting my next positions once the big crazy candles come my orders are already waiting

>>50592383
Ya know what fuck you you double nigger, I was trying to be nice. Put your faggot money into VTI and get the fuck out of here.

>>50592409
In the sense that boomers are more successful than Gen Y and Gen Z by a longshot due to investing in fundamentally sound companies like BRK.B instead of fly-by-night memes like SIGA.

>>50592320
Most of my portfolio is in vti. Great long term boomer gains. DCA on the way down

>>50592400
It just depends on the GDP tomorrow, if its bad you buy the bottom for the AAPL + AMZN rally. If its good you buy AAPL + AMZN Calls. META shit earnings + bad GDP is the best possible scenario for maximum gains.

>>50592400
>aapl plat amzn beat on web servies
>beat
>Massive beat due to doomsday scenario priced in by analysts somehow thinking snapchat has any relevance whatsoever since tiktok started mining everyones data for the chinese

None of these will happen. MSFT and GOOGL didn't beat anything and they're real companies. What will happen is that all the metrics will merely be less bad but still fall short. People will then buy them.

>>50592276
You were saying?

>>50592380
I got 5x$104P 7/29 on GOOG for $0.08. Sounds fun.

>>50591424
Wow /smg/ is full of poorfags

>>50592458
Thanks. Maybe like 4 grand every two months or something?

>>50591424
$81k
6k bonus so far. Probably 12k eoy.
3% match on 401k
Mortgage at 2.125

Is there a stock market general for white people that live in The United States of America?

>>50592320
VTI is trash. Just put it in msft, aapl, and amzn split in any way you want.

>>50592387
do you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and pretend to understand how these indexes are comprised and what they are comprised of, instead of just asking what it means? they better not do that.

>>50592508
Don't worry, yuropoors are getting ready for bed

>>50592400

>>Jerome Powell speaks in 1h50m
75bps
>>META reports earnings after market today
miss
>>GDP Forecast tomorrow 1h before market open tomorrow
miss
>>AAPL + AMZN report earnings after market tomorrow
AMZN miss

Absolutely based, they're dumping it early

>>50592508
>Is there a stock market general for "white" people that live in The United States of America and browse 4chan?

>>50592495
Yeah, time it out evenly or time dips. Dividend yield isn't bad on VTI. Something like 1% a year so it accumulates over a long time even if crabbing for a while.

Oh wow, I didn't know I was getting investment advice from all you poorfags. I thought you had to have 7 figures to post in these threads.

>>50592508
>white people that live in The United States of America

someone explain GOVX to me and if I should hold it.

>>50592446
>already took profits lmaooooo
post them

>>50592563
i only have 6 figs :(

>>50592524
Why can't DJIA break out?

>>50592563
>I thought you had to have 7 figures to post in these threads.
No one would be here...

>>50592323
>FOMC Statement in 1h20m
100bps
>Jerome Powell speaks in 1h50m
he gets a stroke live
>META reports earnings after market today
they announce bankruptcy
>GDP Forecast tomorrow 1h before market open tomorrow
jim brandon cancels all data releases related to gdp
>AAPL + AMZN report earnings after market tomorrow
mass shooting at apple, 40 engineers and 2 executives dead; amazon performs exactly according to expectations, pumping the entire market 20% in a week

verdict: hecking bullish

>>50592495
Or buy 10k worth of ibonds. Guaranteed 9% apr for thr next 6 months. That's what I would buy first

>>50592571
already posted former position scroll up

>>50592580
when does the dump start?

>>50592576
clf tranny was 7 fig

pretty sure soxl shill was too

>>50592568
marbug virus
if u care about negroes in negroland, buy it

>>50592590
It started at 12:25pm. SPY won't be over $400 until shemitah ends in September and not a day sooner

.75 is a lock. 1.0 would = massive rally

>MSFT +5%
>GOOG +6%
>META +5%
>AMZN +3%

yep we are melting up

guys should I buy TEVA

buddybros look at mastercard abacus...

>>50592611
You know what they say. With Jews, you win.

nEW
>>50592626
>>50592626
>>50592626

>>50592563
You shouldn't be talking shit baggot, we all know you paper trade

100 bps

>>50592611
Is this THE meltup I've heard so much about?

>>50592383
yes i can. no, you shouldn't. go find a list of low expense ratio ETFs that do broad coverage of the US market (you live in the US, right?)
SPY is the classic choice. i'm not sure it's the best right now.
BKLC is currently cheaper than SPY is, and it includes berkshire, which is very smart right now and probably for decades to come. here is roughly what's in it: https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/BKLC/holdings
do not select one that has irreputable management. do not select one that is a punchy little fund or bank trying to prove itself. stick to big names like BNY mellon (BKLC) and PIMCO and so on. consider avoiding hong kong due to the current geopolitics of asia, consider avoiding japan at this time due to its monetary policy problems.
so, you buy these in more or less fixed lot sizes, at a regular pace. so for example, put "$1000 in BKLC" on your calendar on the Nth day of the month, repeating forever. or put "$500 in BKLC" every single tuesday, or something like that.
you are not "dollar cost averaging" exactly, this is not about averaging down -- you do not fail to purchase more even if the price goes up some, and you also do not decide to double your money when a week/month comes around and the price is very low. ignore the share price, because that's the point. you don't have the foggiest clue where it belongs. by treating it like a deposit
as you age and your wages go up and you build cash faster than you can "deposit" into the indexing ETF, simply select another ETF and create a second flow.
this gives you years of runway to study REITs, which are your next rung up on the ladder, and to grab the occasional CD or two when rates spike.

>>50592481
I didnt hear no bell

>>50592635
if by trading paper you mean cash for option contracts, guilty as charged

Any new schizo shit on BBBY?

>>50592323
Will FOMC be bullish or bearish ?

>>50592633
Thank god I hope the new thread is better than this one.

>>50592584
already maxed those, thanks

SIGA green candle 0.1 microsecond after i sold

Why does Robinhood show 7/29 $105.5 GOOG puts with 1,000 sell orders at 15 cents, but when I place the order through TD Ameritrade, they are saying people are asking 20 cents plus their retarded fee per contract? Don't they use the same orderbook? Is TD kiking me?

I'd just put the order in on robinhood but my 401k is with TD and i don't want to pay taxes on the 20k i'm about to clear.

>>50591983
>could go up or down

thanks

>>50592305
Purposefully burning money as a prelude to suicide. It’s the worst possible trade.

>>50592508
>>>/mlp/

>found three very boring, very reliable stocks that'll serve me well for decades today

Today was a good day, tortoisebros.

>>50591396
Did you just find this out?